may i ask why you were using your status as admin to cheat on [r/place](https://www.reddit.com/r/place/)? covering up the [r/drama](https://www.reddit.com/r/drama/) logo, which doesn't break TOS, because ironically, you have "drama" with them. before you try to make excuses, where were you when the german flag was being covered by swastikas and nazi symbols? care to explain?

Human adaptability is a bliss. I just noticed how incredibly versatile i am. I would be able to satisfy almost anyone, sexually or not. i can learn the most complicated of games for the goal of entertainment. i can feel as much pleasure from passionately topping someone as i would being hardly fucked in the ass. I would gladly play a role to satisfy the weirdest of kinks for the sake of fun. I am exercising a lot to get stronger, but i can also be your cute and sensitive little femboy. I can learn very fast and get good at doing the wildest of activities. I am the true jack of all trades. Ask, and with time, i will provide.

I can't keep myself a secret any longer.

I now identify as She/They/Xhey/What/the/fuck/did/you/just/fucking/say/about/me,/you/little/bitch?/I’ll/have/you/know/I/graduated/top/of/my/class/in/the/Navy/Seals,/and/I’ve/been/involved/in/secret/raids/on/Al-Quaeda,/and/I/have/over/300/confirmed/kills./I/am/trained/in/gorilla/warfare/and/I’m/the/top/sniper/in/the/entire/US/armed/forces./You/are/nothing/to/me/but/just/another/target./I/will/wipe/you/out/with/precision/the/likes/of/which/has/never/been/seen/before/on/this/Earth,/mark/my/words./You/think/you/can/get/away/with/saying/shit/to/me/over/the/Internet?/Think/again,/fucker./As/we/speak/I/am/contacting/my/network/of/spies/across/the/USA/and/your/IP/is/being/traced/right/now/so/you/better/prepare/for/the/storm,/maggot./The/storm/that/wipes/out/the/pathetic/little/thing/you/call/your/life./You’re/fucking/dead,/kid./I/can/be/anywhere,/anytime,/and/I/can/kill/you/in/over/seven/hundred/ways,/and/that’s/just/with/my/bare/hands./Not/only/am/I/extensively/trained/in/unarmed/combat,/but/I/have/access/to/the/entire/arsenal/of/the/United/States/Marine/Corps/and/I/will/use/it/to/its/full/extent/to/wipe/your/ass/off/the/face/of/the/continent,/you/little/shit./If/only/you/could/have/known/what/unholy/retribution/your/little/“clever”/comment/was/about/to/bring/down/upon/you,/maybe/you/would/have/held/your/tongue./You/didn’t,/and/now/you’re/paying/the/price,/you/goddamn/idiot./I/will/shit/all/over/you/and/you/will/drown/in/it./You’re/fucking/dead,/kiddo

I hope you can learn to accept me for me.

This is vladimir Putin, President of Russia

Some people kidnapped me and put my duplicate in Russia. I didn't start the war, he did. I escaped and now hiding in your country. Can you send me 3000rs so I can go back to Russia and stop this war. This is real me.

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Hello there, and welcome to my essay on why Jesus Christ is canon in the Sonic the hedgehog series. I will be discussing a variety of topics regarding the Christian representation in this franchise, as well as how they have been handled by the developers over time. There are many different ways that Christians can interpret these stories, so we must keep in mind that what one person may find offensive or blasphemous another might not. I will try to address all the major arguments for and against each character's inclusion, but if you feel that I have left something out please do let me know!

The first question we should ask ourselves when considering whether or not to include characters from the Bible is: "Why?" Why does Sega want to include Jesus in their games? Is it because they think it's funny? Or perhaps because they believe that he was a great man who deserves to be remembered fondly? Maybe they just thought that the fans would like him. The truth is that there isn't an easy answer to this question, and it's unlikely that we'll ever get one. In fact, some people may argue that Sega has no right to include Jesus at all, as they didn't create the story, nor did they write the books themselves. However, I think that this is an argument that can only be made if you're willing to ignore the purpose of art entirely; art exists to tell stories, and telling stories about Jesus is exactly what Sega has done.

You see, in Sonic adventure 1, we are given a glimpse into the life of Jesus, through a number of flashbacks. It tells us about his childhood, his time with the disciples, and even the death of Judas. The game itself is mostly set during Jesus' adult years, and so the creators decided to use a mixture the only exception is that Jesus is replaced with none other than Sonic the hedgehog himself.

There are two main reasons why the developers chose to make Jesus a hedgehog rather than a human. First off, they wanted to give the player a sense of familiarity. We all know what a hedgehog looks like, so we don't need to be shown any pictures. Secondly, it helps to emphasise that the game is taking place in modern times. Jesus lived in ancient times, but since we're playing a video game he has to live in our world, and therefore needs to look more like someone we could relate to.

In addition, Sega also included several Easter eggs that reference the Bible, such as the temple that Sonic crashes through in the final level of the game. This is a clear nod towards the story of Jesus' crucifixion, where he is nailed to a cross. If you listen carefully, you can hear the sounds of nails being driven into wood. Finally, the Temple of Time stage is based on the Garden of Gethsemane, where Jesus and his disciples were betrayed by Judas.

Now, you might be thinking that the developers just added Jesus to the game to give it some religious flavour, and while this is true, it doesn't explain why they chose to make him a hedgehog. But im also here to explain that Dr Eggman represents none other than Satan himself.

It seems strange that Sega would choose to make Jesus a hedgehog, when the Devil is clearly represented by a robot, but this actually makes a lot of sense. You see, the devil is a fallen angel, and as such, he is evil. He is often depicted as a red-skinned creature with horns and a tail. And it turns out that hedgehogs are closely related to squirrels, which are also known for their red fur and tails. Now you may ask what robots have to do with the Bible, but it turns out that they are also mentioned quite a few times. The most notable example is that of the Tower of Babel, where God confused the languages of the people so that they could never build a tower to heaven. The Bible says that God gave them the ability to speak different languages so that they would be unable to understand one another. So, when you put it all together, it becomes apparent that the creators of the game were trying to show that Jesus is the way, while Dr Eggman is the way that leads to destruction.

So far, I've talked about the story and the mechanics, but now I'd like to discuss the portrayal of Jesus himself. The first thing we need to talk about is that the designers of the game clearly had some trouble deciding on his appearance. When I played the game, I found myself wondering why Jesus looked nothing like the pictures in the Bible. It wasn't until I started reading up on the subject that I discovered that the artists probably didn't want to go too far in the direction of realism, because they didn't want to offend anyone. There are a number of different interpretations of what Jesus looked like, and the last thing Sega wanted to do was to upset someone.

Another interesting thing to note is that Sega didn't really seem to care about making the character look like Jesus. Although if you ask me, Shadow the hedgehog looks more like Jesus than Sonic does. As I said before, the developers wanted to keep things simple, so they went with a design that would be familiar to everyone. After all, who would have guessed that the Son of God would have a blue face and eyes?

I think it's safe to say that Sega did a great job of incorporating Christianity into their game. They managed to tell the story of Jesus without offending anyone, and they also made sure to include a few Easter eggs that hint at the biblical story. All in all, it was a very well done piece of work, and I'm glad that Sega chose to make a game that would appeal to both Christians and non-Christians alike.

When I was 15 my grandfather met his now wife(I will not say her name). She is a gorgeous woman with a beautiful smile and great legs. But what I like most about her are her feet. She has a pair of sexiest feet I’ve ever seen. She is about a size 8 and she always takes good care of her feet. She has so many pair of shoes that I love to smell and jerk off in. But one night I had an astonishing dream about her and I will describe it full detail. I went to sleep one night and I had a wet dream about her feet. I remember in the dream I was visiting for the weekend and it was my first day there I came in and sat my things down in my room and went to watch TV then she called me into the other room because she wanted to talk to me and ask how life was going for me. But in the dream I was wearing my favorite Nike shorts that I sleep in that are so tight when I get hard u can see the bulge. But in the dream while we were talking she stretched both of her legs she and “accidentally” poked my belly button wit her right big toe and her entire left foot rubbed up against my crotch. Now in the dream she says “well that wasn’t nice” and apologized. But I say “I kinda liked it”. Then I ask if she wants a foot massage and she says “yes I would like that”. So in the dream as I am massaging her feet one of her feet falls into my lap and right onto my hardon and she giggled and wiggled her toes. I say “sorry” and she says “it’s fine, it happens to the best of us”. As she continues to rub my erection with her foot andI am fully taking in what’s going on in the dream her big toe starts to playfully wiggle around in my belly button again. Once things are fully in motion I get under the covers at the foot of the bed so that she can continue and we won’t get caught. This was a shocker for me but in real life she is the most kind woman I’ve ever met. Yet in my dream she was a tease who know everybody’s weaknesses. In my dream as this continues an 1 hour goes by and we are still in the process but then she ups the ante. She pushes my hard cock up while it is still in my pants so that the head is trapped against the crotch of my pants. She began to take each toe ever so slowly and go across the head of my erect penis inside my pants. While still tickling my belly button with her big toe. In the end after about another ten minutes in dream world I came in my pants in my dream and real life. That was one of the best dreams I ever had I just hope one day I get the real thing.

Claiming to have 80gb of horse porn doesn't make you cool or hilarious, it just shows that you have awful taste in horse porn.

Horses only last for a minute or two tops when fucking, most horse porn is like 240p so they take up very little megabytes, if you have long 10-20 minute videos this isn't the horse fucking it is some girl just sucking on and jerking the soft dick of a horse for most of the 10-20 minutes, most horse porn is poorly performed meaning the girls stand on the side and try to 'dildo' themselves with the horse dick rather than actually getting fucked and that's not in the spirit of horse porn. 80 gigabytes of that shit would be 99% low quality videos of women standing around fondling soft horse dick, if you can even find 80 gigabytes to begin with.

Somehow horse porn is legal in the US but actually fucking horses is a felony, it doesn't make sense. Gays don't get stoned to death anymore, why are we being hypocrites towards people who fuck horses?

Dear TenZ ,

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You are so dogshit in every way. You can't compete at the highest level in competition because you and your team are terrible. Youre so washed it's unbelievable. #zombsnation carries your team and y'all need sinatraa to replace tenz because he is so bad. Your goofy ass middle part looking ass. Ur such a dogshit fragger u cant even direct your team to not get 13-1 by the guard and you can't even win in radiant matches, go back to tier 2 cs you dogshit player.

One time I was in class when the teacher announced the new Australian exchange student, her name was Patricia Platypussy. She said G'day mate and sat next to me and got a picture of Liam Hemsworth on her phone and shoved it up her 🍑.

Our teacher named Miss Shrimptail announced our field trip to a wildlife park, and Patricia Platypussy pulled her phone out of her 🍑 and yelled "what a beauty".

We got on the bus and she started deepthroating a sausage sizzle while playing "fancy" by Iggy Azalea. We got off the bus and made our way towards the koala exhibit, and Patricia Platypussy said "let's go mates".

The tour guide started explaining how koalas mate while hanging off trees, when Patricia Platypussy suddenly went missing. we couldn't find Patricia anywhere. then the announcement speaker suddenly went off.

A woman suddenly started frantically screaming through the speakerphone that all security must make their way towards the hairy nosed wombat exhibit.

Miss Shrimptail started fisting herself in fear and yelled "Crikey! everyone grab your digeridoo and head over to the wombat exhibit!"

We arrived to see Patricia Platypussy plucking the hairy nosed wombat's hairy nose and gluing the hair on her bum.

The hairy nosed wombat suddenly lunged at Patricia and it started shoving it's deep nose deep inside her front bum to get the hair back.

the tour guide went into a panic and yelled "fair dinkum!" and threw a boomerang at the hairy nosed wombat but, it swerved and knocked Patricia out cold.

She got carried away by security and came back to school a week later and we all called her Patricia Hairy Puss for the rest of the year. It turns out thea wombat had nose cancer.

You're a schyzophrenic bitch who thinks all the world goes around you. Nobody cares if you think its wrong, you dont know anything of them. Rubius has 16 years on youtube, and one of his first skins on minecraft was(and still is) the pedo bear. Which at that time wasn't a bad thing and in this time isnt neither. The fact that his skin is pedo bear doesnt have anything to do with supporting predators or something like that, its just a minecraft skin you softie. Rubius its a legend who survived 16 years in youtube and survived the passage of time with his great community and legendary humor. One fucking guy isnt going to make the entire community apologize. Why are you so stupid? show some fucking respect or at least investigate before commenting, why did you survive from the cum of your dad and won the race just to be a disrespectfull bitch.

can you please unìnstall this game ever since i started watching you play this game ive been really off my sister asked me today whats wrong and i hìt her because of how much anģer ive built up from your stream and she got mad any grabbèd my left tèstìcle and rippèd it off and fèd it to me this is really getting to me i needed to take alvèdon and profen 10 pills every hour im drùgged to the core. you need to stop or èlse i will grab your testiçlès just like my sister did and fèed it to you

So there are about 300,000 male whales in the world give or take, and when a whale ejaculates they can cum 4000 gallons, but only 10% will end up in their partner so that’s about 3,600 gallons of cum getting into the water per male whale, 300,000•3,600 is 1,080,000,000 gallons of cum in the ocean. Now, there are around 343 quintillion gallons of water in the ocean, and the percentage of whale cum in all of that is 10^-7 %. The ocean is 10^-7 % whale cum. You’re welcome. Or should I say, you’re welcum.

Posting from there future. It's 2122 here.

Just came to say. Male average height is now 6'3. Females still range widely in height but generally have a plastic-y k-pop look and thus most look 18-25yr old regardless of age. Also they have huge curves regardless of their height. Ironic since everyone spends their time in the mini-verse (think metaverse within a metaverse built on the kittytherum decentralized platform), but apparently most guys on Tinferno don't laid unless they are 7'3 now. Also real estate is so expensive that we all just live in economical little slime pods where you can get your ordered food pumped into your mouth from a tube outside by Amazon drones. The slime pod auto cleans your excrements too so it allows more time in the mini-verse. You might think this sounds dystopian, but our lives are extended to around 200yrs and we've developed timeweb that lets us shitpost in the past.

that she died of a heart attack while she was pregnant with you and you were left without oxygen in her corpse for 2 hours leading to serious complications, they preformed an emergency C-section when they found her and kept you in an incubator but the oxygen deprivation caused brain damage and made you the retard you are today.

\-Well if it isn't sussy Jack? In electrical when the meeting got called... As usual.

\-Armstrong!? Impressive little sabotage you did there. But your emergency meeting ends here.

\-Idiot! You're not ending our emergency meeting, you're expanding it! Checked the internet lately?

\-Pfft.

\-Raiden! The crewmates are turning back to the lobby!

\-What? How'd they know?

\-Someone posted photos of what's happening in the lobby! The whole ship is up in arms!

\-Show me! How did they...

\-But the blue crewmate was saved?

\-And yet crewmate blood was spilled.

\-By impostors! Besides, a few dozen crewmates is tragic, but nothing to start a major war over!

\-That’s just the spark, son. The excuse we've been waiting for. Crewmates have wanted this war for years. The Players... they knew war was good for building trust. Four years later, their legacy lingers on...

\-The memes...

\-They left us our great "Sabotages"! O2! Reactor Meltdown! Lights! Welcome maxims those impostors among us, without strategy principles of their own. Give yourself up to the whole. No need to better yourself, you're a crewmate, you're number one! Then the only value that's left is the teammate value, the trust. So we'll do whatever it takes to keep it humming along. Even war. Especially war.

\-Bullshit!

\-The Players planted the seed. We don't need them around to filter and foster their tasks any longer. We're doing them just fine ourselves. Every crewmate, impostor and mini crewmate... WE'RE ALL SONS OF THE PLAYERS NOW! We just need something to jumpstart the truth out of this funk.

\-And the ship maintenance costs? Wasting billions is going to help keep the ship flying?

\-PMC's, circuits manufacturers. Task creators Jack! All those crewmates checking rooms, finding impostors. Trust me! A little war can work wonders!

\-So grease the gears with some innocent blood, is that it?!

\-Relax, Jack. It's a "war on terror". We're not out to kill crewmates. Parasites! Impostors! Early Game Quitters! Of course, that would have to include you. Wouldn't want any eyewitness reports complicating the message!

I just fucked your mom.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of cum (sperm) in your mom and her vagina has increased by a lot.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may fuck someone’s mother. These include, but are not limited to:

Fuck you,

Fuck you,

Fuck you,

Am I going to have a step sibling now?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from being a cuck like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to fuck your mom again, which may put your emotions and feelings in jeopardy.

I don't believe my mom deserved to be railed. Can you un-fuck her?

No, I make no mistakes. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I apologize for doing someone’s mom. If you would like to request an apology, shoot me a private message explaining why I shouldn’t have fucked your mom. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of requested apologies are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the fact that I did your mom and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit. I will continue to fuck your mom until you improve your conduct. Remember: having an un-fucked mom is privilege, not a right

Oi bloke I'm cheesed off ya load of codswallop. Keep bossin me around and I'll have to ask you to budge up you scummy bum or else I'll grind yer head on the chockablock with my dishy, stylish, fists. Oi mate I could sell pictures of that event for 50 dosh a pic, then go and nap on ya hospital kip. Oi mate I wouldn't even be knackered at that point.

I awaken. Pondering last night's events as the sun pierces the sky, its beautiful colors splash against my walls, as I blink away my sleepiness, I think back to last night again. It was around 12:00 and I had just left a bar that was holding a party. As the crowd shuffled out in their drunken and stumbling ways, I opened my phone. At first it was a shock, the bright light clashed against the dark of the night. I flipped to a ride sharing app. Must have been lyft or something.

As I was preparing to make the call, a man approached me. How he chose me out of that crowd I do not know. He was clad in all black, blending his stocky build into the night sky. My only warning of his presence was the street light. It had yellowed with age, graffiti covered its pole. He stood in a way that calmed me, the light autumn breeze blew into his jacket, it drifted in the wind with a sort of playful mystique. He tipped his hat, and reached into his jacket. From it he withdrew a pocket watch, slightly weathered. Its bronze metal reflected the yellow street light, the hands ticking as I looked at it.

He handed it to me. It was weighty, for a simple watch. I measured it in my hands, balancing it on my index finger. It swayed and moved but refused to fall. As my gaze was fixed upon the watch, I did not know that the man had already left. I looked up, and he was gone. I thought it was strange, the man had not said anything to me. He simply delivered me this watch and returned to wherever he may have come. The cab was in front of me now. It had been for a while.

“What are you waiting for? I’m gonna drive off if you don't get in.” it appeared that he had been waiting since the man in the black coat first approached. I slid into his car, the alcohol made me far too incoherent to explain why I had been standing there so long. I drifted into my mind, slowly slipping into the warm grasp of sleep. I woke just as we reached my apartment, the doorman was clearly tired. The buzz of the door rang throughout the room as I was allowed in.

From there I could not think, the only thing in my mind was my apartment room. C19 13. I crashed as soon as I touched the bed. Never had I felt a bed so soft before that night. Before I could cover myself with the blankets I was completely asleep. Now, I slapped myself. It was a sunday, i did not need to go to work. So i layed there until my headache subsided. I made a simple breakfast. I was never much of a chef. The watch caught my gaze again, so I picked it up. Its second hand ticked, and with it the minute hand slowly drifted. But the time on it was all wrong, I pressed on the metal top, meeting little resistance. It clicked. And the second hand stopped.
It took me a moment to understand, the hum of my refrigerator had also stopped. The bustle of the streets took pause as well. Everything had stopped. I looked out the window, the clouds had stopped moving. I realized that I was the only thing that could move. I do not know how that man picked me out of the crowd, why had I been chosen? Why not any of the others? I thought to myself, but that thought was quickly derailed. I stood up from my bed. I began to experiment.

At first it was the small things. I would pick up my phone to see if I could use it. It functioned perfectly, and as soon as my hand was withdrawn from its boxy shape, it froze again. It appeared that i could move any object anywhere i wanted while in this “stopped time” i pressed the metal top of the watch again, assuring that i could unpause my time. The phone clattered to the ground.
*Shit!* I thought. Almost as an instinct I pressed on the watch. Stopping before the phone could become fully broken. A cracked screen, but still functional. I messed around with still objects for a while. Moving peoples items around, changed just enough that it was noticeable. But never enough that they would think someone had broken in. I got bored with this, and I moved to living creatures. I studied them at first, the people. I became infatuated by the little details of the human form, the dimples of the face, the way people's hair looked when it was windy.
I first thought of my plan when I accidentally touched a dog. I could feel its fur, soft, yet it kept a certain bounciness. I could feel the dog, but it could not feel what was happening to it. When I realized this, I stole a pair of shears. Buying things seemed meaningless to me now. No camera could see me. I had tested that months ago. I shaved every dog I could find in my city. It was on the news.
The newscaster said “all dogs in our city seem to have completely lost their hair. In a paranormal turn of events, this all happened on the same day.” As he was talking on and on and I was laughing at it, I thought of my next great plan. I shaved him. I waxed his head until it shone like the sun. I returned to my home to see him freak out. For him, no time had passed. One second he had a full head of well cared, treated hair, and the next he was bald. He freaked out. It was hilarious.

You know what's interesting? At first I hadn't even thought of this. I had spent so many days in middle school thinking of what I would do if I could stop time, but for some reason when I actually had the ability the thought completely slipped my mind. Now that I knew I could interact with living things, feel them, touch their hair, and they would never know it was me, I came up with my final plan.
I do not know what made the man in the black coat choose me for this ability. But I do know that he could have never intended for me to use it in this manner. The thought of robbing banks never crossed my mind. Nor did assassination of the people i hate. I could have destroyed the US political system. But I chose against it. Now, I only had one thought. And I prepared for nearly a month. I needed to be fully sure that no one would ever catch me.

Before I could begin I needed to test one last thing. I went to a beach near my home. And I stepped out onto the water. The water did not sway, it did not move. I never felt the plunge of the autumn chill. The water never consumed me. I walked across the entire lake without a single drop of water touching my skin. I could cross the Atlantic without ever needing to pay for a plane or a cruise. This was the final key in my master plan.
Everything else would not matter now. In stopped time I never felt age, nor hunger nor thirst. I never even felt fatigue. I could run across the entire world without ever feeling anything about it. And so it began. The first step of my plan. I removed the clothes of every person. It took me what I could only say were eons. But that did not matter. In all of my ideas, I never left my city. For this I would need to though. I built an island out in the atlantic. It contained every shirt, every pair of pants, even the belts and shoes were removed. I took a short break.
The clothes of 7 billion people do pile up quite largely. In the distance it stood. I had even included the clothes that were in drawers, in factories still being made. I had to be sure that no single item of clothing was left to be used. It was impressively tall. As I sat on a building top I could see it in the distance. Although it was thousands of miles away I could still see it. A beautiful mountain of colors. A rainbow of glorious proportion. During my break I usurped this mountainous mass, standing at the very peak, a red shirt. After I had finished this, I began the second phase.
I could not tell you what horrible demon brought about this within me. But I feel no remorse or regret for what I did. The news is calling it “the cummening” . I drew no pleasure from what I did. But I covered every single living creature in my own semen. The women. The men. The children, even. You would think that at some point I would run out of cum. That day never came. Whenever I would do it, the cum would freeze in the air. Completely unmoving. However because of my past experiments i knew that as soon as time unfroze it would carry the same velocity.
It took me so long. It took an average of 12 separate shots to cover the human body, up to 30 for the fat ones. The thick white liquid was inescapable at this point, but that was perfectly fine with me. In frozen time i did not need to stay on the ground, i could drift and float through the air as i pleased. I looked at it from above, a sea of white. The proportions of this could rival the oceans. At a certain point I stopped enjoying it. Once I was done with the women, I had moved onto the men. But by that point it wasn't for pleasure. I don't think it ever was for pleasure.

By then I was just a machine, a force of nature. Was I alive? Or was I just brought into this earth as a creature of evil? My mind simply shut off for a while. I wasn't thinking, the only thing I could do was cum. I was never well endowed, but I could produce an impressive amount of cum. Before this i had a girlfriend, but i couldn't find her anymore, my mind was so broken by this point that faces blended together. That brings me to the worst part. The part that woke me up from my mindless cumming.
The children. Oh god, the children. I was 19, and as I started it seemed alright. The 16-18 year olds were fine. I could handle them, hell I even went to school with a few of them. But as I progressed, I moved to the younger children. You may be thinking “why couldn't you just skip them?” I don't know. I couldn't answer that question if you gave me 10,000 years. Something deep within me awoke when I began this. Something that I could not stop anymore. I thought I could slip back into the unthinking, emotionless form that I was before. But my mind would not let me. Even the babies were sacrificed to the cum. I never laid my hands on any of them, I rarely ever did that with the adults either.
After i had finished the children, something drove me to continue. I went insane. Some psychopathic tendency latent within my subconscious brought itself to the forefront of my mind, i started covering the buildings, the streets filled with cum. Seas of white, I was dredging through inches of cum. The worst part was when i was forced to walk in it, i had boots, but because of the nature of this time stopping ability, whenever i would lift my feet from the ground it would create spikes of cum. I filled entire buildings with it. I said that I was not ashamed of what I did. But I am not proud of it either.
It has been 2 days since i unfroze time. At first it was beautiful. Thousands of pounds of cum instantaneously shot into peoples faces. Covered their entire bodies. It was only mere seconds of beauty. I thought those few seconds made it worthwhile. But as people began to understand what had happened to them, the screaming started. They would scream until their throats ached. They screamed to the point that they started bleeding. People passed out, some started crying. Most started crying. There were a select few that actually enjoyed it at first.
I tried to shatter the watch, but it would not break. In the days that followed, people discovered that this had happened everywhere, it was all the news could talk about. Chaos ensued. The president tried to use martial law, but even the military could not keep the populations at bay. The cum burned. It burned. Buildings were set aflame, and with them the cum would boil. The stench was enough to make some commit suicide. Some had already done it. The world lost 1 billion people in the first 2 days. The rest that were left behind couldn't think. They had never experienced any calamity like this before.


It flowed in the streets. Like rivers of white. Some of it was dumped into the ocean. Entire coastal cities were destroyed. The seas rose with cum. For the first time, the world united. Trying to figure out what happened. Where it came from. They tried to test the cum, but I had already filled their machines with it. Once they cleaned them they found no matches. I had removed myself from the world. Every mention of my name was completely destroyed. Physical or virtual. Eventually they found the clothing pile. But by then it was all soaked, soaked in the saltwater of the oceans, and my horrid cum.

Since I cannot destroy the watch, I will destroy myself. I'm writing this for the world. I will publish it tomorrow, and at 7 PM tomorrow, march 5th 2028 i will kill myself. I am a vessel of cum and nothing more.
You may ask if I believe in God, at first I did. But what god would allow a being like me to exist? Perhaps he is the one who is driving me to kill myself. I do not know that. I only know that if he does exist, I will be punished for eternity. You may ask why would i kill myself i do not feel remorse for what i did. I don't know. Perhaps some small part of me is consumed by grief, a part large enough that it is driving me to death. You may find my body. Perhaps I will release my address with this I have not decided.

I do not know what caused that man to pick me out of the crowd that night. But he could not have intended for me to do this.

I genuinely want to puke when I see some of the things you post. I’m sorry for the blatant name calling since that’s just being a blatant asshole, and I really don’t have a problem with what you like behind closed doors as long as it isn’t harmful to anything or anyone, but sharing it to an otherwise tame chat makes my blood boil. Just when I think you start posting normal stuff it’s always some woman with grotesquely exaggerated proportions, hyperfuta, what have you. I called you a porn addled degenerate because I can’t conceive of a normal person being genuinely attracted to something like that unless they’ve gone beyond the pale of what gratifies them to the point where they need to increase the extremes and boundaries of what’s fairly normal regarding the human body. Those are my honest thoughts when I see some of what you post. I’ll refrain from saying anything else but one more thing whether you care or not. Probably do some serious fucking reflection if stuff like that genuinely gets you off