here is MY opinion on the TOP 3 most OVERUSED moves in ROCK PAPER SCISSORS

1. ROCK
2. PAPER
3. SCISSORS

i think these are WAY too OVERUSED and people should STOP using them.

Several women in this group have blocked me on Facebook for contacting them privately. You know...heh....the irony is that whenever I contact my fellow men from this group I am generally met with an enthusiastic response. I wonder why that is....

I could use my status within this group to humiliate all of you. But I'm a gentleman and the torment it would put you through does not comply with my ethics. You skanks know who you are, and if you're even capable of reading this, here were my true intentions. Hopefully you'll come around to changing your mind about me (if you're not a complete idiot that is).

First off, yes I'll admit I find some of you pretty attractive. I am a normal, healthy, biological male. Of course I'm attracted to women, and that should be seen as a compliment. That does not automatically mean my intentions were to sleep with you. I don't understand how the words 'Hi, how are you?' gets translated into 'Hi, do you have a boyfriend?' When we started having a conversation in one of the threads did I precede my comment with 'Hi, sorry I'm already attracted to someone else?'Sure, maybe some day after getting to know each other a bit more, an infatuation might develop and we could start dating. But women these days seem to think that hetero men are incapable of having a platonic relationship with the other sex.

To the girl who showed her dad my message and made him call the cops: Do you have any idea just how ironic that is? I was trying to explain to you how Atwood's 'The Handmaid's Tale' has been severely misinterpreted by third wave feminists. And then you convinced a man to apply authoritarian powers on me, merely for the fact that I am a male. It turns out that men can also be oppressed in society, as was Atwood's intended message of her novel.

To the girl who called me an 'incel' for trying to discuss Nabokov's magnum opus 'Lolita': Your lame feminist buzzwords have no bearing on my mental health. Do you really think I like it based solely around the hebophilia? I would encourage you to read it , as the prose is magnificent. But judging by your less than impressive vocabulary, I doubt you would be able to understand it.

To the girl who called me a loser and said I was trying to show off because I said you should read Tolstoy's epic 'War and Peace': I wasn't aware that reading something was suddenly a huge achievement. The fact that I wanted you to read it meant that I believed you were the rare type of woman who could endure such a lengthy piece of literature. The irony is that later in another thread I saw you talking about how you read all the Harry Potter books before you turned 12. It's plainly obvious to see that you view the arts in the most superficial way possible. There's no way I would ever date someone like that.

To all the other girls who haven't responded or have been a bit timid in their replies, please don't take this post the wrong way. As you can see I didn't tag any of the women who wronged me on this post, and I will always respect your decision no matter how misguided it may be. As you can tell, my interests are mainly in the high arts, and I can guarantee you that at the very least you will end up having a very compatible and knowledgable friend.

Is this normal? I mean literally every male adult person I meet I immediately imagine their naked dick. Wtf is wrong with me. I can’t help it! UPS delivery guy? old man neighbor? Brother in law? Checkout guy at grocery? Yup. I’ve imagined all of their dicks.

she was 12 but 12 is close enough to 13 but 13 is not an even number so u may aswell put it to 14 but if u half 14 its 7 and 7 is a bad number so it may aswell be too 15 which is close to 16 which, lets be honest should be 17, and why not put it up too 18, so yeah officer.

I used one of those apps that turns your pic into a female version and goddamn I look hot.

Idk why but I got a boner and this question is burning at the back of my head.

Is it gay if I fap to a female version of myself ? Cause technically I am a boy

Seriously holy shit. They made their logo way too big the first time and they're doing the same shit again. That logo basically counts as griefing the whole canvas. It deserves to be destroyed. I wouldn't have a problem with it if they'd just learn their lesson and make it smaller this year.

Good god what a day.

So I was minding my business in my room, when I start hearing this buzzing noise from somewhere. I couldn’t figure out where it was coming from, and honestly it sounded like a vacuum coming from the room above. It goes on for a few minutes until my mom comes into my room and asks me where the noise is coming from. At the time it’s just me and my mom in our house, so we start investigating. Sure enough it’s coming from my sisters room, underneath her bed. My mom asks me to retrieve whatever’s making the noise.

“What is it?”

I reach under the bed, and I find what’s making the noise. *Oh no*

I lie. “Uhh, yeah it’s an alarm clock”

“Can you take it out?”

*I start panicking inside* “Uhh sorry I can’t it’s stuck”

“What do you mean it’s stuck?”

“Idk wait give me a sec I need a flashlight”

I rush back to my room and at this point I don’t know what to do. I really don’t want to expose my sister and idk how my mom would react. My mom is feeling a bit sick so she can’t reach down there herself. I grab my alarm clock and go back to my sisters room.

I hid it from my mom but I pretend to reach for something under the bed, and I show my alarm clock to my mom. Thankfully she doesn’t know it’s mine. So the official story now is that her *alarm clock* went off bc it was set at the wrong time.

My sister gets home, and my mom scolds her for setting her alarm clock at the wrong time. She looks confused since she doesn’t have one. I tell her to be more careful about her *alarm clock* next time. I think she knows what happened, she hasn’t left the room for awhile.

tl/dr: I found a vibrator underneath my sister’s bed, created a lie to prevent my mom from finding out. she now owes me big time

I can’t keep it in anymore. I fucking love sucking dick; I love it when it’s soft and squishy, I love it when it’s hard, I love feeling it get hard in my mouth. I love the shape of it, the feel of it and the sweet sweet taste of precum! I love hearing my partner’s moans as I make love to his dick with my mouth, tongue and hands. I use it as a wordless medium to communicate to him how much I’m attracted to him and how I’ll be his little slut any fucking day. I usually fall into this sweet trance while doing it and for a while, it feels like time stops as I pour my heart out onto his cock. It’s a form of expression for me.

God fucking damn it nuclear is so fucking safe every disaster has been due to incompetence for fucking fucks sake please put a fucking nuclear reactor in my back fucking yard god damn it it's safe it's what we need right now put one up my God damn ass I don't care just make it happen.

I've explained this time and time again. The argument of boobs vs ass must be explored more deeply than a simple comparison of preference. It needs to be broken down further. Let me explain.

Boobs and butts are both secondary sexual characteristics. Boobs, insofar as natural growth, are like penises: The size you get is the size you are stuck with, barring medical enhancement. Similarly, a nice ass is primarily the product of the waist-hip ratio, as well as muscle size, the latter of which can be improved to a reasonable extent.

Now the question is this: In terms of bare necessities, being, if you had to choose between a girl with no tits and a perfect ass, or no ass and perfect tits, what would you choose? Think about that for a second. It is an undeniable fact that while there are certain groups within the male population that appreciate and even exclusively seek flat chested women, can the same be said about pancake asses? Does a man ever really PREFER a woman with no ass and the lower body of a rectangle? I would strongly deny any such statement.

However, if we reframe the question as: which body part has the highest marginal gains in sexual appeal, and by that I mean, if you were to be guaranteed an average ass but extraordinary breasts, or an extraordinary ass but average breasts, which has the highest potential for sum total sexual appeal? It gets trickier. Obviously, an average ass is just fine. It gets the job done, it exists, and to an extent it satisfies a baseline need. As an ass reaches towards a platonic ideal, I am of the belief that it caps fairly quickly. There is no nipple, no axial tilt, no significant cleavage variance.

With the breasts, the story changes quite significantly. There are so many more factors at play. Size of the nipple, height of the nipple, ratio of nipple size to areola, perkiness of the breasts, height of the breasts, and so much more. Therefore, I believe that the platonic ideal of the breast is of much greater marginal value as it approaches perfection, compared to the perfect ass.

TL;DR: All things average, breasts have more potential in terms of marginal gains. However, when faced with the dilemma of one or the other, the ass is a baseline necessity.

And it wasn't really an "I like you" kind of stare. It was more of a "I want to harvest your organs, wear your skin as a coat and then touch myself with parts of your mutilated corpse" kind of stare. I was kind of into it ngl.

When I was in 7th grade, I had a huge crush on this girl in my social studies class and I was a very horny kid when I was 13. I would often jerk off in the middle school bathroom and when I was sitting in class I had a great view of the girl I liked. So I put my hand under the table and on my pants and started jerking off. I just looked at her for a good five minutes and started jerking off. I did ejaculate in pants and I’m pretty sure it was obvious to some of the other kids but no one ever confronted me about it so I took it as a win at the time. Do I regret it now? Of course I do. It was a disgusting thing for me to do and I can guarantee that a lot of the other kids knew what was going on and I am lucky I never got bullied for this. But I’ve never told anyone, so I’m getting it off my chest here. But I do truly feel terrible about this.

TL:DR I jerked off to a girl while I was sitting in class.

You have no fucking clue how stressed out I've been as of late. If you did you would understand, if you had the slightest amount of insight you would know what the fuck has been up. Been trying to get a fine paid off so an NDA goes into effect and I can move on with my fucking life, if I don't get it paid off by next Friday I could be going to jail for three years over fucking bullshit. These past few weeks I've been eating cold sandwiches with bottom tier lunch meat and occasionally having hot showers when I've got fuel for the truck, occasionally having caffeine because of said attempt at retaining my freedom, and suddenly I'm the bad guy for letting off even a small amount of steam on Discord while having a growing dread in the back of my mind about my personal freedom and the projections that my People, my Race, the White Race, who built this fucking world, who cured diseases, split atoms, walked on the fucking moon, built empires that have spanned the known world at the time of their zenith, created great works of art, philosophy, discovered natural laws that explain our existence and help us understand the universe in even a fraction of a percent of its glory, to know that it's all going to be irrevocably destroyed by 2249 at the latest

As long as you 'take care of things' in a manner that doesn't bring attention to yourself by making sure the audio of the videos you're using can't be heard by anyone else, that you're not in the bathroom stall for too long, and that you've cleaned up after yourself properly, then there shouldn't be a problem. I'm not saying that jobs should be promoting this or that it should be normalized to talk openly about this at work. I'm also not saying it's appropriate to spend all day at work jacking off in the bathroom but if you have time for a 15 minute break or some spare moments during your lunch break, I see nothing wrong with doing whatever's necessary to be able to refocus yourself back onto your job.

This is the final component that we as an audience need to see. A truly human batman. A batman who beats his dick. A batman who jerks off. A batman who watches porn and cums. A batman that plays with his batawang. A batman that grips the fuck out of his shit. A batman that goes through 6 bottles of lotion a month. A batman that leaves a room smelling like mayonnaise and ball stink. A batman that faps to hentai, and I mean the gross nasty shit. A batman that zerks AWF. A batman that shoots ropes. When I say ropes I mean loads, I mean ribbons out of his dick. The real sticky shit. That shots that have you screaming. The genuine bust. A batman that releases fuckin fatties, that grips the desk when he strokes, that sounds like a frog mid wind up. We need a batman that could put a hole in office paper from five feet a way. A batman that is constantly pissing in two streams. A batman with pornhub as his browser homepage. A batman who leaves doorknobs sticky. The Coom Knight.

holy fucking shit. i want to fuck cartoon animals so fucking bad. they're always sitting around all cute and breedable and shit, they're just asking to be fucked to high heaven. the way they blush is so fucking attractive. i want to facefuck those cartoon animals until they can no longer taste. holy shit. i want to have sex with cartoon animals so fucking bad. people say i'm a furry, but i'm sure i'm not. i just want to fuck animated cats and dogs, and tigers and foxes so bad. i'm not a furry. i just want to fuck them. sometimes i think i want to cosplay as one, but then i stop thinking about that when i see those big juicy dicks they have drawn on.

4th gen vocals bad ateez flops because i said so stray kids arent self produced 3racha does it all for them i hate exo i hate eggs aespa lore cringe blackpink more approachable because bts 7 men who cant go anywhere without holding hands can baekhyun sing tho kpoopheads bad cringe unfunny whook whook ay look at that moving eye-eyes bwanni shoog shoog shoog rosie throw it back what am i supposed to twerk night apple is poison apple kidney function is not a right its a privilege kpop stans bad gg stans bad kpop idols problematic kpop stans racist kpop bad stray kids fraud yg no comebacks blackpink models n influencers blackpink lisa bad bts paved the way bts didnt pave the way bts overrated bts sell outs bts not authentic anymore bts old music better aespa no stage presence aespa lip sync aespa noise music aespa giselle bad 4th gen lip sync 4th gen standards low bigbang legends bigbang problematic koreaboos bad stan twt bad reddit as bad as stan twt all bad everything bad bad have a bad night

Okay cut the bullshit. Everyone knows damn well Wraith gives the best head. Her passive gives her hints on which throat maneuvers to pull to make your toes curl. The confident look in her eyes will make you go fucking primal.

Second best is Gibby, because gay dudes will leave your head spinning. In addition to this, his brotherly nature means he will put tender love and care for every gawk gawk you experience.

Now the worst head (excluding the robots and the dead dude) would definitely be Octane. Octane has buck teeth, and, unlike Rampart, does not know how to control them. With his fast nature, he'll grind your dick like a cheese grater.

The second worse would be Wattson, due to still being relatively innocent and French. She'll also try electrostimulation, which is a con for me, but not for other people. Wattson will still be willing to learn how to pleasure you properly if you grow on her.

Last night when I was looking for some good Twink x BBC porn on the hub I accidentally clicked the homepage, and to my horror I saw something I would never forget. A FUCKING WOMAN!!! And she was taking some good dick too! The Worse part is that this shit is popular! The entire homepage is just filled with these hot dudes having sex with women!! I can’t stand these people anymore. First they ruin Star Wars and Ghostbusters, then they go after my video games and now my porn? Fuck this. When will these Liberal SJW rainbow haired whales realize that PORN IS A MAN ONLY JOB. These feminists keep putting women everywhere where they shouldn’t be cuz “mUh GeNdEr EqUaLiTy”. How about you take you throw away your PhD in Gender studies and go back to the kitchen where y’all belong. Give us guys a break.

tl;dr Feminazis are ruining porn

After a long day of work at the amazon warehouse, pissing and shitting your diaper because you get fired for taking bathroom breaks, seriously injuring yourself but continuing work anyways, barely sleeping 4 hours every night, you go home and start weeping. You spend all day, every day slaving away under Jeff Bezos's hellish reign, but still make below the minimum wage. The tears accelerate. You think about the fact that 1 million people have to suffer this fate. You think about your bleak future. Life is torture, and the only way out causes more suffering for your friends and relatives. The tears accelerate. You are crying a worrying amount of tears. Your eyes start to hurt, which only makes you cry more. Your mom knocks on your door, concerned. She asks if you are okay. This reminds you of the fact that you still live with your mother because you couldn't afford even the cheapest, shittiest house ever made. The tears accelerate. You try to answer your mother, but your throat closes up. The last thing you see clearly before the waterfall of tears blur your sight beyond being able to see anything is your mother's horrified expression as she sees her child spewing a waterfall of bloody tears out of their eyes. The tears accelerate. You can no longer shut your eyelids. Your eyes are in excruciating pain. You struggle to keep your head from being pushed back by the tears. You don't know why this is happening. Everything in your room is soaked in tears. The tears accelerate. It hurts so much. Everything is red. around 10% of your tears are made of blood. Your neck hurts so much. You hear the ambulance outside and think of how terrible the healthcare is in your country. Your eyelids are ripped apart by the torrent of bloody tears. The excruciating physical pain in your eyes, neck and eyelids combined with the existential dread you feel thinking about the sins of mankind and the suffering felt by people who didn't deserve it makes the tears accelerate even more. You wonder how you are even still alive with how much blood you have lost. A few people die after being ripped apart by the giant tsunami of blood and tears. You look the other way to try to avoid fucking killing anyone. This fails. You are pushed back at mach speed, taking out two policemen, showering you in blood and organs. You slam into a wall head-first and break your spine, skull, shoulders and ribcage. You should be dead by now, but you somehow survive. You are paralyzed from the neck down and are powerless to stop your ascent. Your eyeballs disintegrate. The tears accelerate. You spin extremely fast. Almost all of your blood goes to your feet and they burst open. Your skull shatters and your tears are spewed out in a large cone. The tears accelerate. Most of your body is destroyed as the tears spew in a wider and wider angle. You become a bloody, tear-stained pulp violently spewing tears in every direction. Buildings are leveled. Thousands die. People flee the country to avoid the explosion of bloody tears. People start getting on boats to survive, but nothing can save them from your wrath. Sea levels rise 7%. The tears accelerate. Earthquakes. Tsunamis. Floods. The sky turns red with blood. Israel, Iceland, Syria and the Philippines are all gone. Many, many millions die. The tears accelerate. All hope is lost for humanity. Your warm mixture of blood and tears melts a large portion of the south pole. Another country disappears below sea level. And another. And another. And another. Billions die. The tears accelerate. As all ice on earth melts, the planet is flooded.

The last human is dead.

The tears accelerate.