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Something I want to address.
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For some reason I e been getting a lot of hate on this group,I e been called "creepy" and a "liar" because of the stories I share. First I want to say, the stories I share are very true, I'm not bragging when I say that I e been blessed to have gotten to experience a lot of awesome foot fetish experiences. I just want to share my stories with you and I get called a liar and creepy. All the women that I talk about in my stories always felt comfortable around me and they were my friends/future girlfriends at the Time and I always just call them by their first initial in my retellings out of respect for their privacy. Yes I'm very bold with my foot fetish but none of the women I've had experiences with have ever felt uncomfortable or creeped out by me, if they did I wouldn't be sharing these stories. It's fine if you don't believe me but calling me creepy just because I'm bold? Is that really necessary? I thought the foot fetish community was a place where you can be open and honest about your love of feet and share some amazing experiences you've had. But so far in this group I've just gotten a lot of unnecessary hate and it needs to stop. I'm here because I love women's feet and I want to share my experiences that I've had. Why am I getting hate? What am I doing wrong?
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Respectfully, might I add.
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I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your post. My earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen anyone in the near vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or will ever produce, shot out so hard that it ripped my dick apart by my übernut accelerating to 7% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It punched right trough my wall, barely slowing down, before cutting trough a structural support beam in my building as it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. The shear weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused my building to collapse, and every female in the city to fall pregnant with my children. When the death toll was tallied, there were 33 deaths, 148 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble, I rest assured knowing every one of my sons will repeat this glorious act.
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I absolutely love sucking dick with all of my heart
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I can’t keep it in anymore. I fucking love sucking dick; I love it when it’s soft and squishy, I love it when it’s hard, I love feeling it get hard in my mouth. I love the shape of it, the feel of it and the sweet sweet taste of precum! I love hearing my partner’s moans as I make love to his dick with my mouth, tongue and hands. I use it as a wordless medium to communicate to him how much I’m attracted to him and how I’ll be his little slut any fucking day. I usually fall into this sweet trance while doing it and for a while, it feels like time stops as I pour my heart out onto his cock. It’s a form of expression for me.
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Petition to put amogus cock on r/place
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Greedy Pig
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You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. … And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.
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Will Smith Slap Copypasta
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Chris Rock: “Jada—I love ya! G.I. Jane 2, can’t wait to see it! 😄 Alright?”

Will Smith & Audience: 😂👏👏

Jada: 🙄

Chris Rock: 🤷🏿‍♂️😂 “It’s ju—that was a NICE one…okay..! I’m out here…uh oh….Richard..😂..!”

Will Smith: 🤨😡👣

Chris Rock & Audience: 🤣🤣🤣

Will Smith: 😡👋🏿➡️🧑🏿‍🦱

Chris Rock: 🧑🏿‍🦱😳 “O-oh WOW!!….wow….Will Smith just smacked the shit outta me!”

Audience: 🤣🤣

Chris Rock: 😄 “N—“

Will Smith: 🤬 “Keep my WIFE’S NAME out your FUCKIN’ MOUTH!!”

Audience: 😳😨😱

Chris Rock: 😨 “Wowww dude!”

Will Smith: 😡 “Yeah!”

Chris Rock: 🤨 “It was a G.I. JANE joke….”

Will Smith: 😡😡🤬🤬🤬 “KEEP. MY WIFE’S NAME. OUT. YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!!!”

Chris Rock: 😟 “I’m GOING to okay??”

Will Smith: 😡

Chris Rock: “I coul—oh… okay……😳…that was a….greatest night in the history of television…….okay…”

Audience: 😂😂😂

Chris Rock: *sighs* “…Okay…” 😶
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doing this again, since reddit is a bitch
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at \[censored address\]. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. \[Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."\] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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Out of cum😔
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The last few months, I've been workin' on cum, baby😔

There's so much cum in my life😔

I've been so cold to the ones who came to me, baby😔

I cum back now and I realize😔

And I remember when I came you😔

You begged me with your cummy eyes to stay😔

And I regret I didn't cum you😔

Now I can't keep you from loving cum, you made up your mind😔


Say I love you, girl, but I'm out of cum😔

Say I'm there for you, but I'm out of cum😔

Say that I'll care for you, but I'm out of cum😔

Said I'm too late to make you mine, out of cum😔


If he mess up just a little😔

Baby, you know my line😔

If you don't trust him a little😔

Then cum right back, girl, cum right back😔

Give me one chance, just a little😔

Baby, I'll treat you right😔

And I'll cum to you like I shoulda cum to you all the time😔


And I remember when I came you😔

You begged me with your cummy eyes to stay😔

And I regret I didn't cum you😔

Now I can't keep you from loving cum, you made up your mind😔


Say I love you, girl, but I'm out of cum😔

Say I'm there for you, but I'm out of cum😔

Say that I'll care for you, but I'm out of cum😔

Said I'm too late to make you mine, out of cum😔


Ooh, singin', out of cum😔

Said I had you to myself, but I'm out of cum😔

Say that I'll care for you, but I'm out of cum😔

But I'm too late to make you mine, out of cum😔

Out of cum😔

Out of cum😔
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lamo Supreemy wasted 15 mins
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W+counter ratio+uncancelled+2 bap ki aulad hu+ok+i asked+interesting+funny+i climbed up+spelling bee champion+2 bitches+ur dad+deez ovas+get fired+unbiased+racing fan+no+i am good+i touch urmoms pussy+calm+L+idk+no+ur lame+.+be happy about it+your+i said it best+no bitches+bad cuz mad+NT+Wp guys+skillful+based+sigma+no+cope+ok zoomer+be happy+more sex than you+chill player+ deodorant+ko+acceptable+instagrammer+death threat sender+6 feet+successor+126 IQ+my life is awesome+unblocked+followed+yes me+uno unreverse card+another counter ratio+you got raped at 14+final counter ratio
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M I T O S I S
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Mitosis is a process where a single cell divides into two identical daughter cells (cell division). During mitosis one cell divides once to form two identical cells. The major purpose of mitosis is for growth and to replace worn out cells. If not corrected in time, mistakes made during mitosis can result in changes in the DNA that can potentially lead to genetic disorders.

Mitosis is divided into five phases:

1. Interphase:
The DNA in the cell is copied in preparation for cell division, this results in two identical full sets of chromosomes. Outside of the nucleus are two centrosomes, each containing a pair of centrioles, these structures are critical for the process of cell division. During interphase, microtubules extend from these centrosomes.

2. Prophase:
The chromosomes condense into X-shaped structures that can be easily seen under a microscope. Each chromosome is composed of two sister chromatids, containing identical genetic information. The chromosomes pair up so that both copies of chromosome 1 are together, both copies of chromosome 2 are together, and so on. At the end of prophase the membrane around the nucleus in the cell dissolves away releasing the chromosomes.
The mitotic spindle, consisting of the microtubules and other proteins, extends across the cell between the centrioles as they move to opposite poles of the cell.

3. Metaphase:
The chromosomes line up neatly end-to-end along the centre (equator) of the cell. The centrioles are now at opposite poles of the cell with the mitotic spindle fibres extending from them. The mitotic spindle fibres attach to each of the sister chromatids.

4. Anaphase:
The sister chromatids are then pulled apart by the mitotic spindle which pulls one chromatid to one pole and the other chromatid to the opposite pole.

5. Telophase:
At each pole of the cell a full set of chromosomes gather together. A membrane forms around each set of chromosomes to create two new nuclei. The single cell then pinches in the middle to form two separate daughter cells each containing a full set of chromosomes within a nucleus. This process is known as cytokinesis.
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I literally get second hand embarrassment from this sub
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If a single post mentions a girl all you fucking see in the comments is shit like "booba" "milkers" "titties" like literally how the fuck aren't any of you embarrassed of yourselves, seriously look at yourselves. Would u want anyone in real life to see you commenting this shit? probably fucking not and your all like literally fucking 13 anyway. I'm convinced half this whole fucking subreddit is just 500 pound landwhales behind the screen, you all have literally no lives, how about you just go watch porn instead of living out your sexual fantasies in a subreddit for fucking teenagers. Y'all need to grow up.

Also if I see one single fucking "but its horny teenagers what do u expect" im literally gonna go fucking insane or something, being hormonal isnt an excuse for this kinda shit, its weird.

Please next time before you go to make some weird ass creepy comment, just think, would you still make that comment if you weren't anonymous? If the answer is no, then the comment doesn't belong here, go to a porn subreddit or something.
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How can i [18F] be independent when my parents babied me my whole life? i can’t order food without having a breakdown!
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My parents shielded and babied me from the real world and acted as if i’d stay a little kid forever. they never made me do stuff on my own and thought twice of how this will affect me in the long run.

when i was little, it was seen as cute. everyone praised my parents for how obedient and quiet i was, it made me rely on people for more validation and praise. it made me an outcast in high school, i had no friends and was the kid you’d befriend out of pity because of how pathetic and miserable they looked eating alone and not being chosen in group projects.

i turned 18 last week and my parents are expecting me to be a social butterfly. they want me to get a job and be independent, i don’t know how? this is all overwhelming, i cant do adult stuff. nothing at all. i always relied on my parents, i feel like a little kid. i cant even order my own food without having a breakdown. is this bad? how can i fix this?
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I literally get second hand embarassment from the sub
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If a single post mentions a girl all you fucking see in the comments is shit like "booba" "milkers" "titties" like literally how the fuck aren't any of you embarrassed of yourselves, seriously look at yourselves. Would u want anyone in real life to see you commenting this shit? probably fucking not and your all like literally fucking 13 anyway. I'm convinced half this whole fucking subreddit is just 500 pound landwhales behind the screen, you all have literally no lives, how about you just go watch porn instead of living out your sexual fantasies in a subreddit for fucking teenagers. Y'all need to grow up.

Also if I see one single fucking "but its horny teenagers what do u expect" im literally gonna go fucking insane or something, being hormonal isnt an excuse for this kinda shit, its weird.

Please next time before you go to make some weird ass creepy comment, just think, would you still make that comment if you weren't anonymous? If the answer is no, then the comment doesn't belong here, go to a porn subreddit or something.
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Confession
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I have a bot running 24/7 buying and
selling for 0 target profit just to waste IRS
manpower and money.
I print and send the IRS all the
1.51 MB GIF
documentation about my trades in paper
form to stop them from automatizing the
process with a computer program.
I mix blank pages, double print, ghost print or mark/write
in them just in case they have a way to scan and use
some sort of recognition software. That way they have to
look at thousands upon thousands of pages one by one
and look and random scribblings and drawn dicks while
doing their job.
It's a whole pallet of papers with trades so I hire a guy to
forklift that shit and send it just in the offchance that
having to deal with a pallet is troublesome for them.
All the documents are numbered but I pack everything
''''"'completely out of order''''*' (as in the lower numbers
always happen to be at the bottom of the pallet) in case
the order of the trades is important. If order is important
they now have to deal lift boxes and have them laying
around before they can even start checking the numbers.
My normal trades are also in those pages so they can't
just ignore everything.
This costs me thousands of dollars every year. I make
sure to send the invoices of how much all the processes
cost me on top of the pallet so that whoever is in charge
of it knows I'm wasting the equivalent of two months of
his waging in asinine shit on top of his or her time.
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I love your socked feet
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If you order these pair of high heels, these pair of socks, a roll of light pink lace trim, and sew the light pink lace trim onto the ankle ring of those thin white low cut sailor moon socks with pink hearts the gold sailor moon print the pink ankle ring, these high heels can be purchased even these socks and the pink lace trim like what is seen in this photo on Will Smith’s Instagram page. And once we get to my area and in my house I’ll sit you down and if you let me know your feet are hurting in those high heels like seen in the photo sent I can free your socked feet from those high heels like seen in the photo sent I will then smell and kiss your socked feet, and then I’ll take off those socks like in the photo sent and then you can lift your bare feet, spread your toes, wiggle them, and ask while you have your bare feet lifted, toes spread, and toes wiggling: do you wanna lick and kiss my feet? and I’ll definitely respond with a yes, and what you’ll do is slide yourself over to the loveseat side of the sectional sofa, get on your stomach, get 2 pillows to lay the side of your head on, your forelegs beyond the armrest, my fingers holding your ankles, my tongue stuck out, my head faced downward towards your feet but as close to your feet as possible almost touching, and my tongue touching your bare feet, then my tongue will lick your feet back and forth and doing circles on your bare heels, my tongue licking your toes, my lips touching your bare soles and heels and they’ll be held on your feet for up to 20 minutes before I go with the kiss, once your feet are kissed you’ll have to remain still that way your feet don’t escape my tongue licking them. So all day during the weekdays I’ll lick and kiss your bare feet as well as smell and kiss your socked feet. It’ll be so beautiful and you would want to have your feet licked and kissed anytime. You’ll love it and it’ll be a good thing to do for you
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some "dad joke" a fella i know made
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A man asked his perpetual bachelor friend, "Why aren't you married?" The man replied, "Well I've dated a lot of people, but when I brought them home, my mother didn't like them." His friend thought for a moment and said, "I've got a perfect solution: Date someone who's just like your mother." A few months later they met again, and the man's friend asked, "Did you find the right one?" The man frowned. "Yes, I found the perfect person--just like my mother--and my mother was very happy." The friend said, "Then what's the problem?" The man replied, "My father didn't like her."
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Morbius discord server copypasta
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anyone else genuinely love morbius and excited for the movie to come out, only to find this discord is infested with trolls????

Morbheads, Assemble!

If Morbius has a trillion fans I am one of them.
If Morbius has 10 fans I am one of them.
If Morbius has no fans, that I means I am no longer on Earth.
If the Universe is against Morbius, I am against the Universe.
I love Morbius until my last breath.
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As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life, and realize there's nothin' left
'Cause I've been blastin' and laughin' so long
That even my momma thinks that my mind is gone

But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you talkin' and where you walkin'
Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk

I really hate to trip, but I gotta loc
As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke
Fool, I'm the kinda G the little homies wanna be like
On my knees in the night, sayin' prayers in the streetlight

Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the gangsta's paradise
Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the gangsta's paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives livin' in the gangsta's paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives livin' in the gangsta's paradise

Look at the situation they got me facin'
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the street
So I gotta be down with the hood team
Too much television watchin' got me chasin' dreams

I'm a educated fool with money on my mind
Got my ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a loc'd out gangsta, set trippin' banger
And my homies is down so don't arouse my anger

Fool, death ain't nothin' but a heart beat away
I'm livin' life do or die, what can I say?
I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24?
The way things is goin', I don't know

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are you and me?

Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the gangsta's paradise
Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the gangsta's paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives livin' in the gangsta's paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives livin' in the gangsta's paradise

Power and the money, money and the power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's runnin', but half of them ain't lookin'
It's goin' on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's cookin'

They say I gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me
If they can't understand it, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess they frontin', that's why I know my life is out of luck, fool!

Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the gangsta's paradise
Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the gangsta's paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives livin' in the gangsta's paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives livin' in the gangsta's paradise

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are you and me?
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hurt are you and me?
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My dick smells and my gf doesn’t want to give me a bj cause of it
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Im 15 and I’ve never had a proper father figure to teach me how to shave wash etc and recently I asked my gf if she could give me oral and she said confronted me about it so I need help and I washing it wrong should I not use soap should I pull back my foreskin completely when I piss please help
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Democrats and Republicans can't be together
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How do you get along with thise who believe biden is the cause of gas prices? Old republican values about states rights seem good, but they really only use that to circumvent federal laws they disagree with. The old republican ideals about fiscal responsibility is also weird because tradionally their states take in more federal aid per capital than Democrat. Their ideals that are biblically charged shouldn't be relevant, but somehow they're always a main talking points? Then you realize how many of them are completely corrupt with their support of Trump and the craziness that came with it. There are a few decent ones out there, but that doesn't make up for what they really stand for. It is too late to work with then, everyone needs to get out and vote their asses out. Also any Democrat who cannot advance this country back to where it should be, or is a republican with a Democrat mask on should also be voted out. Hopefully eventually there could be a new age republican party that looks to take care of Americans, the states, and make the government more responsible with American finances. That would be great actually.
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