The most powerful card in all existence. You can't reverse it because no. You can't play any other card against this because no. You can't say "no u" because no. You can't say "no" because now only I have power over the incredible strength of the word "no". Even if you have a stronger card than this, you can't win because no. No you can't flee. You can't play that next card because no. No, that next card would not do anything because no. Nothing you do matters anymore. Any conceivable action you can do does not happen because no. Everything that can, and will be. in regards to you, shall cease to do so, because no.

No you're NOT a gamer
I'm so sick of all these people who think they're gamers. No, you're not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying "I put well over 100hrs in this game and it's great!" That's nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ in all of our games. I see people who only have the Nintendo switch and claim to be gamers.
Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we'll be friends.

Also DEAR WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew Valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT. REAL, GAMES, Put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.
-sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers

(source: apex legends facebook group)

oh my fucking god I hate british people so fucking much


they fucking ruined my life


bri'ish bri'ish bri'ish bri'ish bri'ish bri'ish bri'ish bri'ish bri'ish bri'ish bri'ish bri'ish bri'ish bri'ish bri'ish bri'ish


Boris Johnson fucked my wife that st00pid bri'ish retard and then I saw that bri'ish ew retard and then I went 2 Reddit to make a post for internet fame


btw stop calling me a french person because if you don't then i'll come to your home and then i'll rape you, and if you're a british person and like that stuff, i'll just rape your mom instead

Yes, I know that title is weird. I couldn't figure out a better way to word it honestly. But I [20F] have recently become sexually active as I'm in a serious relationship now. Nothing against hookups, I just became of age during covid and it wasn't worth it for me. I've always been hypersexual due to some childhood trauma, so I would masturbate often from a pretty young age. I knew what it felt like to be turned on, but I definitely was not aware that my body would act so different when it knew actually having sex was on the table. When I was turned on before, I would usually get wet enough to masturbate comfortably, but sometimes I didn't so I bought some lube when I started dating my boyfriend just in case. But only once have I ever used that lube, because shit turns into Niagra falls down there when it knows we're actually going to have sex apparently. You're probably thinking "that's not a bad thing!" But I mean, like, it's *a lot*. Like by the time my boyfriend and I actually had sex yesterday, I had completely soaked my underwear and was leaving it on his pubes and leg when I was on top. He didn't say anything, but I noticed and was definitely embarrassed. I definitely leave at least a small wet spot on his blanket whenever I'm on my back when we have sex. And I don't finish most of the time just because of how I am so it's just like this the whole time. I know there's nothing I can do to change it, but I'm just so embarrassed by it and I don't want to bring it up to him in case he somehow didn't notice it and I needed to, well, get it off my chest.

Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut after seeing a girl’s shoulder. My earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen anyone in the near vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or will ever produce, shot out so hard that it ripped my dick apart by my übernut accelerating to 7% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It punched right trough my wall, barely slowing down, before cutting trough a structural support beam in my building as it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. The shear weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused my building to collapse, and every female in the city to fall pregnant with my children. When the death toll was tallied, there were 33 deaths, 148 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble, I rest assured knowing every one of my sons will repeat this glorious act.

L+ratio+bozo+cancelled+fatherless+don’t care+didn’t ask+cringe+unfunny+you fell off+minor spelling error+no bitches+ur mom+deez nuts+get a job+biased+racially motivated+actually shut the fuck up+get good+touch grass+triggered+W+ad hominem+shut up+lame+…+cry about it+you’re*+i said it better+no father+mad cuz bad+GG+ez clap+skill issue+not based+beta+stfu+cope+ok boomer+seethe+virgin+tryhard+sweat+ok+problematic+redditor+hackusator+short+failure+room temperature iq+ur life is bad+blocked+unfollowed+no u+uno reverse card+another ratio+you got owned+final ratio

1. Sauce just doesn’t stick to penne. Is penne saucephobic? I hate penne
2. Penne feels weird in my mouth and tastes exactly like bland raw flour.
3. It reminds me of the word penis. How can you eat when all you think about is the male genitalia? I hate penne.

Whoever created penne must have been neglected as a child. Thank you for your time.

Okay like is an understatement. I LOVE Gwen. Gwen Stacy. I think she's really pretty, smart, kind and I'd like to imagine she's funny and gives nice hugs. Also I don't care which variant, Earth 616, 65 or 2201 (that's my custom one). Although that last one would have complications as I have a Spider-Man in that universe who's me. Earth 65 is free because she realised she didn't want romance with Miles. 616 was drop dead gorgeous in more than one way.

I don't mean it like way regular "simps" do when they subscribe to a girl's Onlyfans. No no no. I want to be in her arms, in bed, and be watching a film or something. And, no, I don't mean those "fans", of Marvel who simp for a character and think they can solo an entire universe. I know if she went against an Avenger for any reason, it would either be a tie because they've sorted their differences out or she'd get beaten pretty bad.

I know some of you may not care and think I'm weird. Well, tough luck, I'm used to it. Although it was called weird by people who sexualise everything. Told my English teacher when people were being horrible to me about it. He said it's fine. I think. It was a while ago.

I love her!!!!

Throwaway account because this is gonna get kind of weird. This is something I’ve been wondering about forever.

So, it seems like my body just produces a lot of slime in general. Like, whenever I have a cold, it’s cold outside, or I’m allergic, I just get an insane amount of snot. If I blow my nose there will sometimes be like more than two large spoonfuls of snot on the paper. But that’s not all. My dentist said they’d never seen anyone produce so much saliva. I also produce a… LOT if precum, and will get huge wet spots in my underpants during foreplay. I can also shoot pretty huge amounts of semen.

So, I’ve been wondering about whether the fact that my body produces so much of these three types of slime is somehow connected, or if it’s just a coincidence?

Sorry for this disgusting post <3

[Slime](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/tsvvzd/are_certain_bodies_just_generally_better_at/)

System Crash

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**Vasectomy** is a surgical procedure for male sterilization or permanent contraception. During the procedure, the male vas deferens are cut and tied or sealed so as to prevent sperm from entering into the urethra and thereby prevent fertilization of a female through sexual intercourse. Vasectomies are usually performed in a physician's office, medical clinic, or, when performed on an animal, in a veterinary clinic—hospitalization is not normally required as the procedure is not complicated, the

incisions are small, and the necessary equipment routine.

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Plot

Just after Wyatt teaches Crash about technology and the internet, Crash sends inappropriate images to an underage child and because of it crash gets arrested but before he does he decides to delete the internet. He does this by summoning theᾳ̷̢̧͈̟̩͖̹̘̥̩͆͝υ̵̧̢̡̛̗̺͕͙͙͙̮̂̒̄̔͌̎̌͘τ̶̛̥̫̙͖̥̹͍͕͖̀̀́̇̊́̒̈́̉̀̏̕̕͝ό̵̦̼̂̑́͝ν̶͙̗̩͖͒̑̀̊ ̶̧̹̖̪̬̦̳̳̩̻͎̠̩̿̒̌̇͊̂͝ͅπ̷̨̬̖͎͓̠͛̿͒̋͛̌̅͝ͅͅο̵͚̩̉̽̅̋̈̇́̍̍̐̋͒͊͝ΰ̸̖̆͂̂̀̿̃ ̸̧̧̮͎̾͗͛̈́̇̄̽β̸̛͓͂̈̈́λ̷̱̮͍̹̦̺̌́͆̔̀̊̕͠ͅέ̵̢̛̖̫̫̰̟̘̟̈́̃̀̿̃̚ͅπ̷̨̢̨͍̯͔͓̙̻͇̜͉͗̈̾͛̾̾̏̆̊̚͝͠ε̵̣̥̼̬̱̈̎̽̆͝ι̴̨̣͓͙̯̭͉̲̜̠̦͎͍͗̆̿̋̃͋̊͆̌͆̿̅̍̚ Amanda, her friend Jennifer and Cleo start to panic because they all rely on phones and the internet. When things get worse, Mr. Poulos suggests everyone play a game of living-room football to distract them.

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Trivia:

* During the football game, Crash spits out almost all his teeth then passes out.
* In this episode, Crash dresses up as a cheerleader.
* when the internet is down Crash screams "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! "
* C̶̨̙̫̻̬̻̹͔̱̲̅͛̀̈̐̅̈́̐̀̒̾̈́͌̌ŗ̸̩̱̱͖̖̭̪͕̄̐͗̈a̵̡̨̬̪̱̳̠̰̟̙͉͊̋̋̒̄̏̂̒̎͂̏̈́̍̀s̷̡̢̳͔̺̬͓̩̣̫̰̮̔̽̄́̈́̿̎͌̿͊̍́̀̚h̷̢͇͈̮̬̪̼̽͊̐͋͂͜ h̸̡͍̝̲̰̫̗̖͉̰̭͔̼̗̘́͑̆́͝͝a̵̛̦͎̣͚̥͇̬̘̖͌̑̔̋̀̍͜͝ͅs̶̞̫̦̖͇̳̲̝̲̫̤̬͇̓͛̈́̉̍͛͑̕͝ ̶͕͓̙͖͖͎̪̺̂͛̌́͆͐͑k̶͚̰̯͕̦̟̥͉͚͉̯̺̩͗̈̔͋̍͗͜ǐ̴̟̿͂́̉͌̃̓̇͂̇̎l̷̡͓̹̣͖̙͍̮̯̠̭̰̩̳̍̈́̽̍̐͋̌͑̚ͅļ̶̦̭͖̝̱͔̞̙̞͉̙̈̄̓͊̂̉͐̽͂͒͌̓͝e̶̠̗͓͖͔͍̘̳̳͉̐̐̐͒̇̎̈́̐̍̇́̃̕d̷̬̼̝̞̟͍̗̱̱̣̐ͅ ̵̱̼͇̼̱̜̬̝̰͇́̋́̄̆̄̃͂̃̓̀ḿ̴̨̨̯̮̟̯̠̭̮̘̏̿̓̒̐̕͝i̴̖̤̦̜̫̣̾͐̅̀̏̽͗̇͗͝ͅͅl̷̡̛̮͔͙͋̈́̓̾́̅́̈̀͐̅̌̈͝ḽ̷͍͂́̍̅͋͘i̶̢̢̛͈͇̱̖̺̰̱̠̘̲̭͚͙͋͆̏̀̔͝ở̷̡̨̥̺͕̖̞͙̺̣̙̯̥̝͎̍̓͛̀̓́̾͑́̕n̸̠͚͍̦̳͉͚̪̺̰̩͈̗͛͊́̿̾͂̐ͅͅs̵̨͖̮̖̼̝̼̈̌̏͌̈͐̍͐̂͋̚ ̴̞̠͎͇͍͚̒̌̉̈́͐̃̈̅̽̉͆̆̍̌͝a̶̻̠̠̦̝̍̅̎͘͘ñ̵̹͔̱̬̹͉͗̓̍̽̚̚d̴̢̹̯̖͇͕̜͓̘̤͙̋͗͐̈́̿̋̃͐̄͑͆̾̚ͅ ̵̨̫̤̬̳̖̲̭̜̫̠̳͚̬̄̑͜h̴̩̔͠ë̸̗͍̼́̿̏͛̉̓̓̆́̐ ̷̣̖̮̓̇̏̑͐̈́̈́́̆̊͌͌͝w̶̢̦͇͔̠̒i̷̢̢̛͈͚̤͎̼͕̫̟͈͎̻͎̎̾͗̍̐͒̚l̶̻̹̘͙̈́̓̓͑̓̒̃̀͆̋̈́̉̕͘l̵͇̜̭͉̙̲͎̗̀̊̊̄̀̑̊̑̋̇̄̒̚̕ ̴̛̜͎̙̲̦́͑̓̈́͊̓̍̀̒́̈́ͅd̵̫̎͆́̒̐̿ō̸̧̘̦͕͍̇̏̀̏̔͆̅̀͆̒̅̑ ̵̥̝͎̗̠͉̋̐̍̈́ī̴̬͔̐͐ͅt̷̡̡̮̝̪̫̂̂̎̌̈́̈́͠͝ ̵̨̨̪̘̺̹̙̲͔̳̬̘̊͒̏͜á̷̢̗̦͔̳̖̳̹̖̹̯͖͕͉̓̎̉̏̑̄̕g̷̛̭͉̟͈̳̖͈̫̓̌̿̀̇̽̈́̏͝a̴̧̝͉͕̦̖̟̳̱͊͝i̵̢̛̥̝̯̭̳̘̝̰͒̂̔̐̐̌̀̔̓͐͆̓̈́ņ̴̥̩͙̓̾̍̒̓͛̀̕
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God i can't wait till Rick Astley dies im gonna get sooo much fucking upvotes when I post the picture of him in heaven with harambe and stan Lee. God I'm gonna fucking cum (if I could) after seeing all the beautiful upvotes on pewdiepiesubmissions

Okay, little background.

My (53M) wife (50F) has a medical condition called Alopeca Areata, which basically means she has excessive hair loss, and is currently bald.

My relationship with my wife wasn't stable over the years, and I've caught her cheating on me multiple times, but we've pulled through.

Anyway, we went to an awards show and usually there is a comedian who hosts the show and makes jokes at everybody (in a good way). The comedian was a guy we know (and he knew us), and we had a really good time. At one point, he mentioned me and my wife and I was happy he acknowledged us. But then, he took a jab at my wife about her condition, which I thought was way out of line, but I laughed out of embarrassment. My wife, on the other hand, was not laughing at all and rolled her eyes. At that moment I knew I had to stand up for her. I got up on stage, smacked the sh\*t out of the guy, and went back to my seat. The comedian was shocked and really wasn't expecting my reaction. He wanted to keep talking about my wife but I shouted at him to stop. Usually I don't curse, but I was really pissed about the whole situation.

My friends could see I was upset and during the break they came to comfort me, but other people think I'm the asshole.

What do you think?

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is 1 x 1 = to 1 or 2?

Set 1 x 1 equal to zero.


The following: 1 x 1 = 0 is now our equation.
Divide both sides by one


0 / 1 = 0

We are now left with 1 = 0


Since 1 = 0 is false, the statement 1 x 1 is false and unsolvable. Neither choices presented are correct, 1 x 1 is false, no real answers, unsolvable, impossible.

I don’t support Joe Biden.

He left Americans behind in Afghanistan.

He gifted billions of $ worth of military equipment to the Taliban.

He canceled our pipeline, but gifted Putin a pipeline.

Life was better, cheaper, & safer before Joe Biden.

I’m voting Republican.

People in Caanda are frozen losee I fucking haten them so fucking much those pompous useless fucking leeches.

You know what? I'm going say it. Canada is a mining and oil corporation designed to literally legally force people to work in minus 30 degrees Celsius weather for less pay. If that border didn't exist they would have to pay waaay more to convince people to work in this depressing hellhole.

Every Canadian with a respectable enough degree is looking for jobs in the USA, because they pay more, there is more upward mobility, and there is more geographical diversity, meaning more economic and social flexibility.

Shit pay, shit taxes, your public system that you like rubbing in everyones faces is laughably mediocre in general, and straight up crap in most rural areas, everything, from food to services and goods is way more expensive, your politicians are laughing stock that blatantly avoid answering questions on live TV, land is pretty much completely unaffordable for the majority of the population, most will never be able to buy a house, your cities have the ugliness and awful USA design but none of the positives, Tim Horton's food and coffe is so bad I'm honestly getting second hand embarrassment over the fact that you like to associate your country with that fast food chain. I mean I don't really blame you for that there aren't really many things you can associate Canada with after all.

About the people, well the people are honesty some of the most sad and pathetic people I've ever dared to socialize with. Their fake smiles and boring superficial kindness can be sensed from miles away, almost like they want you to know they are being fake.

Since most of the time they are reserved like an wild animal hiding it's wounds from predators, if you are lucky enough to meet and communicate with a Canadian in the wild, and actually manage to get over the superficial shallow small talk (doubt it), you'll soon start to get dizzy trying to filter out the real conversation from the sarcasm, passive aggressiveness and if they are making fun of you or not, and trust me, if you are starting to wonder, chances are, they are doing at least one of them, especially the passive aggressiveness and sarcasm. If you hear them talking tho, it's not the aggressive kind of sarcasm and passive aggressiveness, it's the sad, slimy pathetic one. You kinda feel there is something fundamentally missing in Canadians, like a part of their soul has been ripped from them and replaced with deep seated resentment, envy, and vindictiveness.

But even if you get to that, the conversation will mostly be relatively neutral. Canadians are *extremely* fragile people with an ego made of thin glass, and they assume others are like them. This creates a culture of conformity, where *noone* will risk the possibility of upsetting *anyone*. So most of your conversations with a Canadian will revolve around the weather and other similar non confrontational subjects. Arguments are a big nono, even if they are being done in good faith.

I believe is this due to the weather. I mean yes, now we have social programs and such, but in the past I'd doubt you'd want to create too many enemies when being kicked out of the tribe meant freezing to death in a matter of minutes. I bet everyone just kept their head low, tried not to draw too much attention, and that resulted in the stereotypical pushover "sowwie" Canadian. It's not kindness, it's smily, fake superficial kindness propably evolved over generations of nature and nurture doing their part. But don't worry tho, they won't hesitate talking behind your back.

So yeah, for seemingly kind and empathetic people, they are extremely antisocial.

*The fucking pretentiousness.*

That might sound contradictory, and it's because it totally is. Canadians want to be perceived as kind and humble, but at the same time, they are the best country in the world, and their big brother US is the manifestation of evil. Nooo it doesn't matter that their number one trading partner is the USA, it doesn't matter that most jobs in Caanda are provided by USA based companies, it doesn't matter that basically most of the services like food, technology, military protection, and basically your entire existence as a country can be credited to the US economy, it doesn't matter that at this point, year by year, the cultural difference between Canada and USA is vastly becoming non existent, no matter how much Canadians will deny it.

And I bet that's it. A big source of their inferiority complex that looks like a superiority one may come from fact that their much bigger, stronger, smarter and richer brother is better than them is so manny ways, to such a degree, that they are starting to swallow them from the inside out. And the Canadians who actually, for some weird reason, like their 'culture", are showing their teeth like a sacred Chihuahua trapped between the couch and the Christmas tree by a 6 year old kiddo, who just wants to be pet it a bit. They are to egoistic to admit that the US has won. They are in denial that their country, with the exception of selling bulk materials, is pretty much irrelevant to the rest of the world.

Well, the rest of the world is starting to smell the power vaccum. Whether it is Chinese billionaires mass buying apartments, Americans imposing their culture, sucking out any brains Canada dares to produce and installing more us based companies, the French wanting to break apart, the Truckers in Ottawa, or angry young people without a roof over their head, not being able to afford the phone bill, Canada is losing it's grip and fast. It's starting to become difficult for them to justify their existence, over than "we just do".

Canada is a great place for mediocre people who will achieve mediocre things, will live a mediocre life and die a mediocre death. Canadians are cowards, fragile, weak minded and suffer from the tall poppy syndrome, instead of focusing on THEIR country. When the Americans were taking risks and inventing stuff, Canadians were looking on how to make their life resemble that of a house cat. While the United States government allowed it's people to be free, and keept the barriers that prevent innovation and monetary grown low, the Canadian government looked on ways to further parent, infantilize and sheild their citizens from the outside world, which ironically is even failing to do just that. The USA is number one country with the most charitabe people in the world, and it shows, they are outspoken, genuinely friendly aren't afraid of conversations. Meanwhile Canadians are wet, cold, reserved alone in a Tim Horton's parking lot drinking their shitty coffee, scared they might not be able to pay their rent if they don't find a job in the US within a year. Oh and, they'll have to get up 20 minutes early to scape that ice of the car tomorrow and the day after, and the day after that.

But, as the name of their ancestors points out, they are still loyal. The ship is sinking, their pride with it, and their fragile ego can't handle it.

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Hot Carling, I turned that into a verb.. I hope you appreciate it
Carling, Hot Carling Academy
It's the school where you go to learn how to buttfuck
It's in England. They don't have blowjobs there because they're uncircumcised, and that is just disgusting
So they have to buttfuck, which also is disgusting because that extra foreskin traps all the germs, and the poop, and the buttfucking residue
It's sin, and that is why British people have bad teeth
Amen