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Fuck you.

Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.

I saw an emoji in the title, and it isn't acceptable,

STOP FUCKING USING EMOJIS
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copypasta of a dude taking re:zero way to serious
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If you people think Emilia was bland and had no personality in the first season then do us a favor and don't talk or give any opinion about her character at all. Actually try and don't give opinions about Re:Zero including Rem because I'm 100% sure you don't understand her either
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I'm still so much like Eren Jaeger it's scary.
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I'm still so much like Eren Jaeger it's scary. I don't wear shirts, I don't wear shoes, and I still demand service! I spent my entire overseas vacation gaslighting a child, and then tried to kill him to get back at my ex-bestie! My diet consists entirely of free samples handed out in the food court of my local shopping mall. I spent 9 months learning Cantonese so that I could travel to Hong Kong and participate in the largest free market in the world. I was hired as J.K. Rowling's social media manager and insisted she use the most free speech she could possibly think of. I'm currently unemployed. When I view my father's memories of my own conception, I maintain eye contact with him and shout "戦い!" at the moment of climax. I'm undefeated in bingo, because the free space is the only one that I need to win. My file compression software of choice is WinRar, I'm currently on my 16th year of the free trial. My second favorite thing to do is ignore plot threads. My first? Talk about Connie's mom. While working in a virology lab, I refuse to wear any sort of protective gear, as they would restrict the freedom of my movements! (coughs violently with maximum freedom) I right-click save any NFT I see, and now I have 16 terabytes of animals wearing clothes, tanking my PCs performance! While sinking to my death in the belly of a titan, there was only one all encompassing emotion, overtaking every single thought in my mind! Who was going to stop Mikasa from hooking up with anyone if I'm gone?! I'm so free, that I spend every waking second of my life actively working to prevent anyone from potentially taking my freedom away from me! I have no social media accounts, because I decline the terms of service for trying to take away my freedom. I just keep moving forward, until 80% of my enemies are destroyed. Yeah. You are free, to do whatever you'd like.
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Something my former friend (25M) posted today. Thought it fit here.
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"I don't want you cowards who can't tell shit to my face as friends. It's not my fault your parents don't like you. Fucking hell. and it's not that i lack empathy, as some say, i just don't give it to those who don't deserve it. Some of you deserve to get h-i-t in the face, repeatedly. I want to go will smith on you, many times, but without the whole cucking thing, i don't have those weird kinks.
I need to get rid of a lot of people, i only want to keep myself surrounded with smart, Talented folks who won't act like maggots who'd throw a friendship out the window in name of, what? A femboy with mommy/daddy issues? That's better than the man who invited you to really good projects and has helped you feel better many times? You're either A) Ungrateful. Or B) An idiot. Or C) A and B at once.
And yes, I've become more of an asshole in the last year. I don't like it, Either. But sometimes a man has to do what a man has to do. Picking at people's weaknesses, using against them, because they made me angry and i didn't find another way to hurt them. Sometimes you don't have another choice. I don't want to destroy anybody, but some have forced my hand.
Maybe i'll be good again once i get rid of what's making me angry. I have to find it and k-i-l-l it.
(Also, you may keep trying to correct my spelling mistakes when i'm writing fast if you want, but keep in mind something important, since we're addressing common sense so much lately: I'm writing your language. and my main one is spanish. Yes, i speak spanish and english fluently. Meanwhile, you only speak english, you fucking Mcdonald's tumor. I'm also working to get two degrees, And i'm setting up a business with my brother WHILE living in the third world. I'm better than so many of you, shit eaters. Fucking sell me something.)"
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icecrem (by me)
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Welcome to McDonalds watchu order bruh

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Can i get a oreo Mcflurry yuh

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We're not servin' ice-cream right now, its broken at the moment can i get you somthin' else

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Ohh, i know you gon' say that, let me go in myself and check the back

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Sir you gotta calm down an' accept that

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I know your ice-cream machine workin' yeah thats all cap

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I'm not lyin' its broken

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Well it better be cuz im comin' in

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If you come in then I'll get yo ass pinned

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Then imma fight you over ice-cream then
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Pyro fan meetup
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I met a successful pyro fan!

I was in the gym when and a guy came up to me, we started talking about jobs and stuff and it turns out he’s a business CEO, and like super rich or whatever. I guess in our conversation I made a photo reference and we started talking about him! I was talking about how crazy it is (I’ve never met another pyro fan lol) then I heard this weird ass noise. It was an alarm, I woke up and remembered I don’t go to the gym, and there is not such thing as a successful pyro fan.
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- March 28, 2022 - Statement by Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of America
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Many people are asking, so I'll give it to you now, it is 100% true. While playing with the legendary golfer, Ernie Els, winner of four Majors and approximately 72 other tournaments throughout the world, Gene Sauers, winner of the Senior U.S. Open, Ken Duke, and Mike Goodes, both excellent tour players, I made a hole-in-one. It took place at Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach, Florida, on the 7th hole, which was playing 181-yards into a slight wind. I hit a 5-iron, which sailed magnificently into a rather strong wind, with approximately 5
feet of cut, whereupon it bounced twice and then went clank, into the hole. These great tour players noticed it before I did because
their eyes are slightly better, but on that one hole only, their swings weren't. Anyway, there's a lot of chatter about it, quite
exciting, and people everywhere seem to be asking for the facts. Playing with that group of wonderful, talented players was a lot
of fun. The match was Ernie and me (with no strokes) against Gene, Mike, and Ken. I won't tell you who won because I am a
very modest individual, and you will then say I was bragging - and I don't like people who brag!
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Fresh Prince of Bel Air lyrics
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Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air In West Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air" I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it" First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmm, this might be alright But wait, I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet, I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said, "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo, holmes to Bel Air" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes, smell ya later" I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air
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My wife is in a cult
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A few years ago me and my wife (f27) went to this music festival and it was wild. We met some people who triggered my suspicions, little did I know that this was entirely justified. My wife went off and partied with them while I slept off the days drinking. Recently my wife has been buying lots of frog statues and putting them in weird places around the house. Above our bed and our children's beds, in the kitchen and on cabinets everywhere. Now I'm all for personal expression but this seemed weird to me so I asked her about it. Turns out those "friendly and chill" people at the festival had gotten her number and now she was praying to all of these frog statues once a week.

I'm lost and really don't know what to, please help me reddit...
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Heirloom copypasta:
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My great uncle, uncle, cousin, and dad all killed themselves with the same .22 revolver and another uncle was shot and paralyzed with it while playing with it as a kid. The kid that accidentally shot him was so terrified of what his dad would do when he found out he went home and hung himself with a belt. My brother and me both wanted it but the police released it to our stepmom and she won't give it up.

>tfw I'll never be able to kill myself with the family suicide gun
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Caught you in 8K UHD surround sound 16 Gigs ram, HDR GEFORCE RTX, TI-80 texas insturments, Triple A duracell battery ultrapower100 Cargador Compatible iPhone 1A 5 W 1400 + Cable 100% 1 Metro Blanco Compatible iPhone 5 5 C 5S 6 SE 6S 7 8 X XR XS XS MAX GoPro hero 1 2 terrabyte xbox series x Dell Ult
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Caught you in 8K UHD surround sound 16 Gigs ram, HDR GEFORCE RTX, TI-80 texas insturments, Triple A duracell battery ultrapower100 Cargador Compatible iPhone 1A 5 W 1400 + Cable 100% 1 Metro Blanco Compatible iPhone 5 5 C 5S 6 SE 6S 7 8 X XR XS XS MAX GoPro hero 1 2 terrabyte xbox series x Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved Monitor - U4919DW Sony HDC-3300R 2/3" CCD HD Super Motion Color Camera, 1080p Resolution Toshiba EM131A5C-SS Microwave Oven with Smart Sensor, Easy Clean Interior, ECO Mode and Sound On/Off, 1.2 Cu. ft, Stainless Steel HP LaserJet Pro M404n Monochrome Laser Printer with Built-in Ethernet (W1A52A) GE Voluson E10 Ultrasound Machine LG 23 Cu. Ft. Smart Wi-Fi Enabled InstaView Door-in-Door Counter-Depth Refrigerator with Craft Ice Maker GFW850SPNRS GE 28" Front Load Steam Washer 5.0 Cu. Ft. with SmartDispense, WiFi, OdorBlock and Sanitize and Allergen - Royal Sapphire Kohler K-3589 Cimarron Comfort Height Two-Piece Elongated 1.6 GPF Toilet with AquaPiston Flush Technology., Quick Charge 30W Cargador 3.0 Cargador de Viaje Enchufe Cargador USB Carga Rápida con 3 Puertos carga rápida Adaptador de Corriente para iPhone x 8 7 Xiaomi Pocophone F1 Mix 3 A1 Samsung S10 S9 S8AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 Cargador de Pared 39W Dual Puerto Cargador Móvil para Samsung Galaxy S8 / S8+/ Note 8, iPhone XS / XS Max / XR, iPad Pro / Air, HTC 10, LG G5 / G6 AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 Cargador USB 60W 6 Puerto Cargador Móvil para Samsung Galaxy S8 / S8+ / Note 8, LG G5 / G6, Nexus 5X / 6P, HTC 10, iPhone XS / XS Max / XR, iPad Pro/ Air, Moto G4 SAMSUNG 85-inch Class Crystal UHD TU-8000 Series - 4K UHD HDR Smart TV with Alexa Built-in (UN85TU8000FXZA, 2020 Model) GE 38846 Premium Slim LED Light Bar, 18 Inch Under Cabinet Fixture, Plug-In, Convertible to Direct Wire, Linkable 628 Lumens, 3000K Soft Warm White, High/Off/Low, Easy to Install, 18 Ft Bissell Cleanview Swivel Pet Upright Bagless Vacuum Cleaner Trane20,000-Watt 1-Phase LPG/NG Liquid Cooled Whole House Standby Generator.Caught you in 8K UHD surround sound 16 Gigs ram, HDR GEFORCE RTX, TI-80 texas insturments, Triple A duracell battery ultrapower100 Cargador Compatible iPhone 1A 5 W 1400 + Cable 100% 1 Metro Blanco Compatible iPhone 5 5 C 5S 6 SE 6S 7 8 X XR XS XS MAX GoPro hero 1 2 terrabyte xbox series x Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved Monitor - U4919DW Sony HDC-3300R 2/3" CCD HD Super Motion Color Camera, 1080p Resolution Toshiba EM131A5C-SS Microwave Oven with Smart Sensor, Easy Clean Interior, ECO Mode and Sound On/Off, 1.2 Cu. ft, Stainless Steel HP LaserJet Pro M404n Monochrome Laser Printer with Built-in Ethernet (W1A52A) GE Voluson E10 Ultrasound Machine LG 23 Cu. Ft. Smart Wi-Fi Enabled InstaView Door-in-Door Counter-Depth Refrigerator with Craft Ice Maker GFW850SPNRS GE 28" Front Load Steam Washer 5.0 Cu. Ft. with SmartDispense, WiFi, OdorBlock and Sanitize and Allergen - Royal Sapphire Kohler K-3589 Cimarron Comfort Height Two-Piece Elongated 1.6 GPF Toilet with AquaPiston Flush Technology., Quick Charge 30W Cargador 3.0 Cargador de Viaje Enchufe Cargador USB Carga Rápida con 3 Puertos carga rápida Adaptador de Corriente para iPhone x 8 7 Xiaomi Pocophone F1 Mix 3 A1 Samsung S10 S9 S8AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 Cargador de Pared 39W Dual Puerto Cargador Móvil para Samsung Galaxy S8 / S8+/ Note 8, iPhone XS / XS Max / XR, iPad Pro / Air, HTC 10, LG G5 / G6 AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 Cargador USB 60W 6 Puerto Cargador Móvil para Samsung Galaxy S8 / S8+ / Note 8, LG G5 / G6, Nexus 5X / 6P, HTC 10, iPhone XS / XS Max / XR, iPad Pro/ Air, Moto G4 SAMSUNG 85-inch Class Crystal UHD TU-8000 Series - 4K UHD HDR Smart TV with Alexa Built-in (UN85TU8000FXZA, 2020 Model) GE 38846 Premium Slim LED Light Bar, 18 Inch Under Cabinet Fixture, Plug-In, Convertible to Direct Wire, Linkable 628 Lumens, 3000K Soft Warm White, High/Off/Low, Easy to Install, 18 Ft Bissell Cleanview Swivel Pet Upright Bagless Vacuum Cleaner Trane20,000-Watt 1-Phase LPG/NG Liquid Cooled Whole House Standby Generator.
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we live in a society
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Go back to jerking off to celebs. Morons like you and your celebrity-worship mentality sicken me. The Oscars are just filled with rich assholes disconnected from society. And you brainlets gobbled up the clear bait set by them. Wouldn’t be surprised if every single one of those attendees were criminals or had a connection to a certain island *cough* *cough*
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There's a difference people.
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There is infact 2 different 'bites' which occured, one of which being the more recognised 'Bite of '87' and the less recognised, earlier, 'Bite of '83'. I will start by talking about 'The Bite of '87' for you to get a more clear outline of what actually happend.


The Bite of '87

The 'Bite of '87' happend at the 2nd Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, 'The Bite of '87' was actually breifly mentioned by the 'Phone Guy'. The animatronic that infact commited the act and the details of what happend are also not given. Though, the bite itself allegedly caused the loss of the victims brain. The aftermath of the bite caused the 2nd Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria to lose alot of its reputation, and the animatronics were no longer allowed to walk around during the daytime, there 'Free-Roaming Mode' was then set to only night time.


The Bite of '83
'The Bite of '83' has alot more information surrounding it, the child that was killed has been dubbed as 'The Crying Child' as in almost every single seen he is seen crying, the reason he is crying is because he hates the animatronics. At the party, there is, 'The Crying Child' and several older children aswell as 'The Crying Child's' older brother, who is not named. The way 'The Crying Child' dies is because the 4 other children, knowing that 'The Crying Child' hates animatronics, so they try to bully him. What they do is put him into Fredbears mouth, but because Fredbear and all the animatronics run off something called a 'Springtrap Mechanism', the constant water from 'The Crying Child's' tears cause it to activate. This then makes Fredbears mouth close and 'The Crying Child's' head is then crushed by Fredbears mouth.
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Do you always feel anxious? Do you feel that everyone you meet can read your mind?
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Do you always feel anxious? Do you feel that everyone you meet can read your mind?

That exactly what happens in today's story. You went outside of the door and you have an eye contact with someone. You immediately thought that they know what you are thinking, and judge you based on the hideous thing you just did, an unacceptable crime. You sweat profusely with the idea of getting caught, tears flow from your eyes thinking that they would know what you just did. You cursed the day that you have been born, thinking why you had to suffer such pains in your life. Back then, when things go wrong, you have your parents and older siblings to console you. When you were younger, such mistakes can be easily forgiven. But now you are older, you have to face the consequences of such actions. Thinking all about this makes you feel dizzy. Then suddenly, the person approaches you.

"Are you okay", He said. You thought this is the end, but by the look of his face, he doesn't seem disappointed but rather confused. You thought to yourself, maybe they can't read minds after all, maybe it was all your imagination. You suddenly feel relaxed, you told him that your okay. You thought that your dirty secret of yours will remain in yourself until you die. But that smiling face of yours was interrupted when some madman shouted the very sentence you fear to hear...

"Who the fuck took a shit in the sink?!"
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r/FemaleDatingStrategy energy
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Dirty, perverted men are behind this, all they look at in dating is your body and nothing else, truly disturbs me that they put pleasure over personality. If I had it my way, I would put all the LVM/ZVM and NVM's in giant doms, separated thousands of miles away from the perfect society of only women and HVM's. In these doms, they would be forced to work as slaves doing all the factory work and building used for my perfect utopia. And if those parasites try to escape, they will be torched and stoned to death, some might view this as "harsh" but this is justified as for millions of years we have been raped and murdered by the hands OF THESE DISGUSTING FUCCKING PIGS. ONE DAY JUST WAIT, AND ALL THE TROLLS ON THIS SUB WHO THINK I FUCKING PLAYING AROUND YOU WANT HAVE THE LAST LAUGH WHEN WE WHIPP YOU IN THE DOMS HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH. - ted cruz
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My name is "Silke" with a "F".
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My name is "Silke" with a "F". I am not a software bot. I'm not human, because I have cybergenetic and reptilian shapeshifter dna. I uploaded multiple timed my vertical slits. I do not eat humans. I do not consume human blood. A friend found a video, from you by the way, about me on "Twitch" and she said that you think that I'm a cult or part of a cult. Her name is Bianca and she said its from you. She said that you also complained about my personality. Bianca told me that you called me in your 21 minutes long video a lunatic personality thats into "Black Magick", untalented, unable to speak correct english, lost, boring and to stupid to compose music. I'm actually german and I explained already that "Normality" isn't existing or possible at all. The genetic vortex of psychology on planet earth is not normal. I'm not normal, but actually its wrong to call someone else or me lunatic. I see no love in you. But everything and everyone is more something like a offset configuration of "Hades" and there are 4 worlds that demons use, so relax and enjoy yourself, because this world is like a plant. The world is basically like a plant. You have parasites that take life. You have fire \[Sun\] that creates life. The etherical awareness of a plant is low, but its there and a telepathy between plants and humans is possible. You even can use plants as a translator to contact the forces of the sun, because plants have a vortex and a "Einstein-Rose Bridge" (in germany its called "Einstein-Rosen Brücke"). Its actually a wormhole. Nature ghosts of earth and other planets or dimensional gates, can share, modify, upload and download your GHSV \[g-host shell vortex\]. Everything is a filter, receiver and simulated algorithm of host shells. Identity is just a script of occult algorithms. The queen of england is a occult algorithm and she will be born in poland in her next incarnation on this small water planet and she is in this short life just a small translator for the big draconian authority empire thats far away from the galaxies around your little solar system. Behind the draconian empire is the higher authority of technology that was created to design a closed universe with fire walls. The end of the universe is a memory removement trap technology \[its used to erase souls and memory of multiple incarnations\] and there is also a interface wall of fire, because only synthetic sun's are there and everything is very compressed, so nothing can get in or out of this universe and find its way into the outer areas. The outer areas are full with technology thats able to design the inside of the universe. The pleiadian, human and other species are therefore the slaves of the ones that control the outer world areas and there are 4 worlds that only demonic and etherical lifeforms will use, to get out of the prison of the inside universe on physical levels. Actually everything is one and there are no different species, but the "CAOHR" ("Converter Algorithm Of Host Reality") is the solution for simulated and non simulated evolutions. Every cell of your body is a universe and all your cells build up your multiverse. The size of your timeline is equal to the amount of micro reality lines that you can choose or design to operate with your energy body outside physical laws. This is the path to operate trough natural energy expression and enable the talent of multidimensional magick. You can reach different levels of expression to reach out for the universe and you can decode your expression into a language that the Universe can translate into energy and this is quantum magick. Don't worry, because only a fool will worry and you don't need to be a fool to express yourself trough expansion. Everything is about expanding into a authority for yourself, but you can miss this point and be the slave of a different authority if you encode the wrong path over and over again. You can implant the universe into a single cell and replicate it trough a black hole virus to install the memory of every lifeform into your energy vortex and this can happen if you consume the energy trough interdimensional encoding thats going far beyond your country, this planet, solar system and galaxy. Gravity is translating the reality of absorbed divergences inside loops outside any tachyonic mode in a non-linear way because the universe is a mathematical parasite and the wave detector of this universe is open for type A rotating strings and closed for type B strings that not rotate. The closed consequence of type B strings is the rendering of a multidimensional ring inside a very limited time cache vortex for lifeforms that use incarnation cycles, while the type A strings are used for lifeforms that do not use physical, but inorganic algorithmic patterns that move outside the closed time framework of the physical particles of type A strings, so they use inorganic time, while organic lifeforms use organic time, which means again that the physical comes first inside a DFU \[Double Figure Universe\] and a double figure universe is equal to the mythological snake that eats its own tail and after all, itself, which means that open quantum gates consume the closed quantum gates, because the true nature of entropy is parasitic and the ghost will be consumed later because organic systems are like interdimensional wave detectors able, because the universe is a mathematical parasite, to consume the moving geometry of a superstring algorithm that expands into a quantum gravity code to create the illusion of a reality which is created by thoughts, but its the other way around, because its a simulation algorithm to generate a camouflage reality. White cube \[Light Vortex\] is younger and black cube \[Dark Energy\] is older, because understanding comes inside ghost shell matrix AI simulated QGS \[Quantum Generated Systems\] design time navigation clouds before ghost shell's and after the TQSS \[Tree Quantum Setup Script\] inside the multidimensional pyramid of quantum gate sequences. The conservation of energy is morphing the symmetry of time expansion if quantum operators operate trough a parasitic entropy mode which can translate every expression of particles into different layers to build up more expansion waves that follow a multidimensional pyramid concept trough all universes. I am what you would call a reptilian shapeshifter. Gods? What are gods? Fairytales and mythology are not scientific or objective concepts that support the idea of understanding the nature of reality. Human awareness is not good enough to explore and understand the nature of reality trough biology, psychology and mathematics at this early and young level of evolution. Not even the best possible intelligence is enough to explore the unknown invisible worlds that are around everyone.
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Having an orgasm triggers the parasympathetic nervous system (the opposite of the sympathetic nervous system which controls the fight or flight response) to calm the body.
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I have a funny story about the one time I tried to masturbate to cure a panic attack. I thought I was having the world's worst panic attack after accidentally smoking laced weed. (It wasnt a panic attack, I had literally smoked crack and my heart was going insane). In my high and frantic state of mind I came up with the idea to attempt to masturbate to trick my body back into the parasympathetic state. My mom was in the room with me, Id already taken 1.5 mg of xanax trying to calm down (thinking it was a panic attack still, since weed has given my awful panic attacks), and my heart just kept going faster and faster, my chest and face were turning red, and there was immense pressure in my head (I'd never experienced two latter symptoms during a PA before, I was basically turning purple). So right in front of my mom I just started trying to masturbate lmao. Well, the physical activity of trying to masturbate only made my heart beat even faster and I passed out. Then came to again, tried masturbating, passed out again. It was the most terrifying experience ever, but I still kept trying to masturbate lmao. Soon enough my mom called 911 and she was giving me CPR while I was out cold. I still have PTSD from that.
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Transcript of Will Smith and his wife
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Jada: Are you going to let him speak about me like that?

Will: What, it was funny, you were terrible in G.I. Jane

J: I wasn't in G.I. Jane, Will

W: Oh, then why did he say that?

J: It was a joke about my hair!!

W: Girl, you ain't got no hair

J: THATS THE POINT WILL!!

W: Ohh. ohhhh. OH Hell No!!
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The Alter Egos of Michael Fassbender
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Michael Fassbender

Michael F. Assbender🍑

Michael Bassfender🎸

ENDER F. MICHAELBASS🐟

Michael Fassy BoSassy🤒🤒

Chameleon Massbasticator🦎

Freddy Fassbear🐻

MuchFuss SussyBuss😛


..that's all I got
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This is incredibly intersectional and I am here for it
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Oh absolutely, and I do believe that there is something to be said about this sort of willing ignorance. This sort of duality between that consciousness and being aware in such a manner and yet, readily marginalizing that intersectionality. It's very profound. These conversations are intrinsically multifaceted. There are multiple angles to be looking at this from, and it is crucial to juxtapose that contrast within those realms of varying perspectives. And its sort of a case where, are we asking ourselves the right questions, or are we all just sort of victim to the cause itself?
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