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Roadhog is morbidly obese
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Roadhog is so fat, he blocks the doorway’s of every map, look at his dumbass mask, he’s built like papaya, and his dumbass hook, he uses his hook to hook you in his bed for sex. He eats too much bao. He’s ugly.
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Context: This was a review left on [this masterpiece from 2001](https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/28240) (although I’m pretty sure this isn’t the original as I’ve seen it on a Youtube reupload of the video made years before it)

Absolutely brilliant.
When looked upon by inexperienced critiques, one might wonder why such a work of art deserves a high score. But, if one looks in depth and with a high degree of intellectual insight, we can see exactly what makes this work brilliant. My interpretation of the piece, as follows, regarding the very structure and sustenance in which art like this thrives; will be -- I believe, revealing to those that fail to understand the beauty of the B.

The first thing that strikes me as I look upon the B is that one notices it is not quite to the centre of the canvas -- in fact, the B is maligned and off-kilter, slightly to the upper left of the centre of the piece. I believe that this was done on purpose to convey the underlying theme of the piece, that of chaos and unorthodoxy, that of irreverence and rebellion. The artist is trying to convey the message that our world is not perfect, that each one of the many peoples of this earth must work together for a humane, constructive effort to ensure the betterment of our civilization, and our future.

This theme is predominately reflected by the simple choice of colour for the B, that of a pure, mathematically perfect red. When viewing the piece, the average audience member might simply interpret red as fury, anguish, and aggression. But, due to the exact and calculated nature of the red used in this work, I offer that it portrays itself moreover as knowing and confident, acting out of will and intellect, not arrogance and bravado. This is where the genius of the artist comes out, that such as rebellious and vulgar colour can be seen as precise, and civilized.

As for the white background, one might interpret it as more of a clear, sterile, and forced utopia. I recall images of Huxley's and Zamyatin's nightmares as they reflect upon the background. It portrays the B, almost as a lone child wandering off into the wilderness, being pushed to perform inhumane tasks by his cruel masters. The emptiness and lack of conscience is contrasted by the will and soul of the B. A nightmare indeed, but one that haunts us all.

When we notice that the choice of the letter, B, out of all twenty-six in the English alphabet was chosen, we must wonder why. Before I get into that, let me offer some rationale and evidence from further examination of the B itself. When looking at the typeface, we immediately realise that it is of a serif font, most likely Times New Roman or Bookman Antiqua. We also notice that the B is a capital B, not a lowercase one. Thus, I suggest that this implies a struggle for power and control, over the most likely antagonist: A. Because of its Roman nature and status, we assume that the B is of a high-rank lieutenant in some corporate atmosphere, but has the desire and will to become the very best, to overthrow the A and in turn, become first. B does not settle for second place. B does not accept anything other than perfection. B is disgusted by the corruption and inability to function by A, and B plots to end the reign of the A. This is the horrible truth, the truth that all of us hold true. For yet, life is only a struggle for more and more power, control, and wealth.

This is but my interpretation. Yet, I would argue that many more would hold this opinion as well. Although close to perfection, I do not believe that this work deserves a perfect ten for a few reasons. Despite its succinct and flawless simplicity, it lacks of literary elements that give more power and gusto to the artist's voice. Though violins and cellos alike can perfect a string quartet, the clarinet is left in the dark, as its own timbre holds back its performance. Though this work is like the clarinet, struggling to match the power of the strings, it does come very, very close. Though, through wavering willpower and diminishing strength, it does not achieve the goal it set out to reach. But in effect, I bow to the beauty and elegance that enriches the entire performance, for it is this work of art that truly dominates the entire concert. Overall score: 10
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When I get a reddit gold
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When Somebody gives me a reddit Gold



I am overwhelmed with gratitude to have been selected to receive this gold. Thank you all so much for being here to share in this occasion. I am so honored to have my work recognized in this way by you! Many hours went to post this comment, and it means so much to me that the work that I am so passionate about also resonates with others.

This accomplishment is not something that I did alone, and there are many others who deserve to share in this award. I would like to thank my Mom, Dad and my Dad's friend and his friend's neighbor.

I would also like to thank my "wife" for the love and support throughout this posting the comment moment and many other adventures. Who let the lemonhead in to the room?

Last, but not least, thank you to kind stranger for offering recognition of my comments. I hope that this recognition of my work can serve as an inspiration to others in the field. Remember - if my comments can make a difference, so can yours.

I will continue my efforts to post comments and look forward to get more golds for many years to come. I am humbled and appreciative.
Fank you and good night.
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Sans Undertale’s eye is stupid.
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The yellow eye is ugly and bad and I hate it. It fucks up Sans’s entire color scheme. Neat blue, black, white, and some pink for contrast THEN THIS UGLY ASS YELLOW COLOR THAT ADDS MORE EVEN MORE CONTRAST (BLUE AND YELLOW DONT EVEN REALLY DIRECTLY CONTRAST EACHOTHER ANYWAY) FOR NO FUCKING REASON AND MAKES IT LOOK CROWDED AND STUPID.

THE YELLOW EYE IS THE WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO UNDERSTALE I SWEAR TO GOD
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I’m thinking of leaving my boyfriend over his playboi carti obsession
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So my (F18) boyfriend (M19) is a big playboi carti stan to the point where I can’t stand it anymore. I’m a swiftie and love Taylor but I never just go out and make my whole life devoted to her I like her a normal amount. My boyfriend though is something else to start with he has posters all over his room of carti he constantly listens to him and only him one time I asked him to listen to something different and he started crying. He often calls me slat whatever that means and I hate it just the other day I saw his full wardrobe and there’s so many fucking carti hoodies omg this man is crazy. It’s gotten to a point where I think he’s gay for him he’s also constantly begging me to call him vamp I’m at my breaking point.
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Please help my tummy hurts and my throat feels funny.

I dont know what it is but I believe it may be from the 2 gallons of TwinkCream I ate a few hours ago
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i aspired to the purity of the blessed stone.

your kind cling to your steel, as if it will not rust and fail you.

one day, the crude metal box you call a tank will crap out, and you will need trebuchets to save you.

But we are already saved,

for the trebuchet is superior.
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I masturbated to Jessica Chastain yesterday and today she won Oscar
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I was jerking off to her yesterday night as she has got some nice boobies. Today i read that she won Oscar for best actress.
It couldn't be a coincidence that these two events happened when she was hoping for her first Oscar.

My nut got her Oscar, so if you ever meet her, tell Jessica that it was me.
If Jessica is reading this, then even better.
You're welcome Jessica. You don't owe me anything.
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Let's just say that hypothetically, the abstract concept of rules just disappeared and all of the sudden nobody is aware of any that currently exist in any form, anywhere. You're just sitting at Denny's, eating your grand slam like a big boy, and any rules, do's and don't just cease to exist in your mind and the minds of everyone else. You no longer feel the need to suppress your arousal as you shovel down your soggy scrambled eggs and sausage, so with your right hand (because your fork is in your dominant left hand because no one beat the witch ghosts out of you as a child) you reach down and unzip your pants while you continue to consume your 6pm depression breakfast. Whoops. No, that was the fanny pack. Ok, so, you put your spaghetti back in and then reach for the correct zipper. Dick in hand, you disgrace yourself in a dirty booth. Mid-act, you look up and see many others doing the same.

"Man, we really like eggs around here."

Suddenly, a mother reaches across the table and slaps her child. "Timothy! You've cum on my eggs! I do not like the taste of child cum! You must not cum on my eggs!"

A rule has been established. Timothy is not allowed to cum on his mother's eggs. You ponder this for a moment. "Can you do that? Can you just tell someone not to cum on your eggs?" You decide that yes, you can indeed demand that no other person's cum contact your eggs. Another new rule: you can protect your eggs from cum.

Timothy breaks your train of thought when be shouts, "I can cum where I want, mom!" Rules are beginning to contradict each other. This is chaos. Where can one cum, if not in eggs?

A man in the corner speaks up. "No, no, I agree with your mom. My son came on my eggs and I don't want them now. I also do not like the taste of child cum outside of a few particular flavoring applications. I don't think we should cum on other people's eggs."

Many voices around the room announce their agreement. Children may not cum on eggs. A new rule.

"Anyone else have different cum on their eggs? It's not child cum. Fuck, I think it was the cook. Damn it, can someone yell at him to stop cumming on eggs back there?"

Several people enter the kitchen to assault the cook. A new rule is made: the chef can also not cum on eggs.

"I'm leaving. I'm not eating cum eggs. I'll go see if they have cum on other things at IHOP."

The manager steps into the room. "I want all uncummed eggs for myself. Anyone in possession of uncummed eggs bring them to the cash register or I'll cum on your purse. Thank you."

"You can't cum on my purse or take my eggs. I want my eggs. I do not comply."

So many new rules. Give him eggs, don't give him eggs. He can cum on a purse, but not her purse.

Understandably, everyone is confused and frustrated by all the cum and not knowing where they can cum. After several hours of debate inside of the Denny's, a majority reach an agreement on a new rule that nullifies any prior rules that would contradict it: do not pull your dick out in front of other people. Any actions that follow the pulling of the dick that would not be possible had the dick not have been pulled are also not allowed. This means cumming on another person's eggs is automatically not allowed unless all parties present are in agreement that it is allowable and there is no reasonable expectation that an uninvolved party might witness the cum. This is agreeable.

A group is assembled to enforce the dick pulling rule and all of its sub-rules. Feeling they should be compensated for being on dick watch, they tell the rest of the room that they demand payment. This is found to be agreeable to most, and a compulsory collection for dick watch compensation is instated.

Again, a voice speaks up. "I came to Denny's today to cum and to eat cum! You cannot tell me that I have no right to cum where I want. I do not abide by your rules. Anyone who wants to cum on eggs and eat them, please join me on this side of the restaurant. I declare this side 'right Denny's'. All may cum as they see fit."

Then there was a civil war in Denny's over cum and a lot of new rules were made. Anyway, if you just get rid of rules, people with compatible wants will just band together and form implicit rules until their numbers and diversity grow, at which point rules that most serve the interests of the majority will be explicitly stated. Variation and nuance follow from that as populations of like-minded groups grow.
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Just for reference.. I don't like beards, I like them cleanshaven, with glasses, wearing nerdy plaid shirts (or other nerdy style shirts), slacks, etc. The slacks/khakis really show off a big behind especially when it jiggles around. I like hearing them gawk about their favorite science subjects and I can learn so much from them. Fat is energy, which means they have a lot of stored up fat to power that big brain of theirs.. Also they look so soft and squishy like I could disappear into their belly when I hug them! Call me weird I don't care this is what this sub is for. I don't like it when people shame others because of how their body looks.
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Eula (from genshit midpact) is so hot 🥵😭
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Holy fuck I can't stop thinking about Eula getting fucked by mitachurls. Seeing their massive, throbbing, black cocks destroying such a perfect round ass is absolutely hypnotising. Eula herself is both so cute and hot it drives me insane, and the feeling of seeing my virtual crush cucking me with a huge monster cock is a dream come true for me. I now masturbate to the same few rule 34 pictures several times a day, alway thinking about how I'm too weak of a man to please such a perfect woman.
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Recently got my Hands on clonozolam from my gym gs bother. Run now to get gently recently selling at the moment. Not the clono I mean the first th , e he said “let’s rob him” and so I. Detemernined the plan. My friends sad has a crow boat in his garage so we took it to hresten the guy who gave me clono for more ($ve blocked my friend). He stopped by son hun blamed ig hon y friend. Stil got the clono but then he crashed his car sften drppping me off. He is brain dead or something so I’ve been sad )he just came back) shut I shut down and just been binging (lsd benzos kratom tam lol bd weed and such just recently got
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⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⠛⠉⠄⠁⠄⠄⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠐⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡇⠄⢀⡀⠠⠃⡐⡀⠠⣶⠄⠄⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣶⠄⠰⣤⣕⣿⣾⡇⠄⢛⠃⠄⢈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣻⠟⣻⣿⡇⠄⠧⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣟⢸⣻⣭⡙⢄⢀⠄⠄⠄⠈⢹⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣭⣿⣿⣿⣧⢸⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣽⠘⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⣿⣳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠓⠦⠤⠤⠤⠼⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡹⣧⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣓⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡞⣸⣿⣿⢏⣼⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣶⡤⠐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣯⣽⣛⠅⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡽⣿⣧⡸⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡷⠹⠛⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣤⣤⣤⡄⢤⣤⣤⣤⡘⠻⣿ ⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⣀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⢻⣿⣿⣿⡎⠝ ⣿⡏⠄⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡎⣿⣿⣿⣿⠐ ⣿⡏⣲⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣿⣿⣿⡟⣼ ⣿⡠⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⡛⠿⠿⠿⠿⠟⠃⠾⠿⢟⡋⢶⣿ ⣿⣧⣄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⢰⣾⣿⣿⡿⢣⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠂⣷⣶⣬⣭⣭⣭⣭⣵⢰⣴⣤⣤⣶⡾⢐⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣷⡘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃⣼⣿⣿ ⢳⣿⣿⡏⢚⠿⠓⡨⠒⠒⠒⠲⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⣾⣿⣿⢣⢿⡕⠫⠊⢀⢌⠹⡐⡟⢣⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣀⠄⠄ ⣸⣿⣿⣿⣠⠏⡔⠁⠄⠐⠢⠣⢡⣙⠄⡇⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣻⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄ ⣿⣿⣿⡇⢩⠘⣴⣿⣥⣤⢦⢁⠄⠉⡄⡇⠛⠛⠛⢛⣭⣾⣿⣿⡏⠄⠄⠄ ⣿⣿⣿⡇⠹⢇⡹⣿⣿⣛⣓⣿⡿⠞⠑⣱⠄⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⣸⡄⣿⣪⡻⣿⠿⠋⠄⠄⣀⣀⢡⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣭⣓⡽⡆⡄⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⢨⡻⡇⣿⢿⣿⣿⣭⡶⣿⣿⣿⣜⢿⡇⡿⠟⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠸⣷⡅⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣙⢿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣚⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⢉⣾⡟⠙⠶⠖⠈⢻⣿⣷⣅⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⡆⠄⣤⡀⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⢠⣿⣿⣧⣀⣀⣀⣀⣼⣿⣿⣿⡎⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠄⠈⠁⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣎⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣫⣾⣿⣷⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⢮⣭⣍⡭⣭⡵⣾⣿⣿⣿⡎⣿⣿⣌⠻⠿⠿⠿⠟⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣀⣴⣾⣶⡞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⣾⣿⠿⠿⠶⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣄⢀⡅⢠⣾⣛⡉⠄⠄⠄⠸⢀⣿⠄ ⢀⡋⣡⣴⣶⣶⡀⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣴⣿⣿⣿⢃⣤⣄⣀⣥⣿⣿⠄ ⢸⣇⠻⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⢀⣠⡌⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⢸⣿⣷⣤⣤⣤⣬⣙⣛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⡍⠄⠄⢀⣤⣄⠉⠋⣰ ⣖⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣿⣿⡷⠶⠶⢿⣿⣿⠇⢀⣤ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣥⣴⣿⡗ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄ ⣦⣌⣛⣻⣿⣿⣧⠙⠛⠛⡭⠅⠒⠦⠭⣭⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠄ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⠈⢋⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣵⣾⠃⠄ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⣴⣿⣶⣄⠄⣴⣶⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄ ⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢻⣿⣿⣿⠄⣿⣿⡀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⠛⠁⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠞⢿⣿⣿⡄⢿⣿⡇⣸⣿⣿⠿⠛⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠻⣿⣿⣾⣦⡙⠻⣷⣾⣿⠃⠿⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣴ ⣿⣶⣶⣮⣥⣒⠲⢮⣝⡿⣿⣿⡆⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠁⣀⣤⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠺⠿⢿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠻⣿ ⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣦⣄⠀⠀ ⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣶⣿⠏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣁⠀⠀⠀⠛⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀ ⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⠇⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠁⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⠀⣐⣣⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⠛⠀⠌⠻⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣶⣮⣽⣰⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⢿⣤⠄⢠⣄⢹⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⡆⢻⣿⣿⠃⢠⠖⠛⣛⣷⠀ ⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⣝⡻⠿⠿⢃⣄⣭⡟⢀⡎⣰⡶⣪⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⠟⣛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⡿⢁⣾⣿⢿⣿⣿⠏⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣻⣿⡟⠘⠿⠿⠎⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣵⣿⣿⠧⣷⠟⠁⠀⠀ ⡇⠀⠀⢹⣿⡧⠀⡀⠀⣀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⢰⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⢻⢰⣿⣶⣿⡿⠿⢂⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣻⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠿⠟⣁⣴⣾⣿⣿⠿⠿⣛⣋⣥⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀. ⣿l⣿⣿⣷⡁⢆⠈⠕⢕⢂⢕⢂⢕⢂⢔⢂⢕⢄⠂⣂⠂⠆⢂⢕⢂⢕⢂⢕⢂⢕⢂ ⣿⣿⣿⡷⠊⡢⡹⣦⡑⢂⢕⢂⢕⢂⢕⢂⠕⠔⠌⠝⠛⠶⠶⢶⣦⣄⢂⢕⢂⢕ ⣿⣿⠏⣠⣾⣦⡐⢌⢿⣷⣦⣅⡑⠕⠡⠐⢿⠿⣛⠟⠛⠛⠛⠛⠡⢷⡈⢂⢕⢂ ⠟⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣑⠝⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡵⢁⣤⣶⣶⣿⢿⢿⢿⡟⢻⣤⢑⢂ ⣾⣿⣿⡿⢟⣛⣻⣿⣿⣿⣦⣬⣙⣻⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⢟⢝⢕⢕⢕⢕⢽⣿⣿⣷⣔ ⣿⣿⠵⠚⠉⢀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣗⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢷⣂⣠⣴⣾⡿⡿⡻⡻⣿⣿⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣵⣵⣵⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿ ⢌⠻⣿⡿⡫⡪⡪⡪⡪⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃ ⠣⡁⠹⡪⡪⡪⡪⣪⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠐⢉⢍⢄⢌⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠈ ⡣⡘⢄⠙⣾⣾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⢐⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⡘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠠⠈ ⠌⢊⢂⢣⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢐⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢅⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⢜⠠⠈ ⠄⠁⠕⢝⡢⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣕⣑⣑⣑⣵⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⢔⢕⣿⠠⠈ ⠨⡂⡀⢑⢕⡅⠂⠄⠉⠛⠻⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⢔⢕⢕⣿⣿⠠⠈ ⠄⠪⣂⠁⢕⠆⠄⠂⠄⠁⡀⠂⡀⠄⢈⠉⢍⢛⢛⢛⢋⢔⢕⢕⢕⣽⣿⣿⠠⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⠁⡀⢹⣿⣷⢹⡇⠄⠎⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⣇⣀⣡⣾⣿⡿⠉⠛⠒⠒⠋⠉⢸ ⡿⠋⠁⠄⠄⢀⣤⣤⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠙⠛⠛⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄. ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣧⡈⠿⣷⣄⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⢄⣾ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⢿⣶⣌⣙⡛⠛⠿⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠖⣒⣒⣚⣋⡩⢱⣾⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠛⠛⠛⠻⠿⠿⠟⠛⠛⠛⠉⢉⣥⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠒⠶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡟⠛⢻⣿⡟⠛⣿⡟⠛⠛⠛⠛⢻⣿⡿⠛⠛⠛⢻⡟⠛⠛⠛⠛⢻⣿⣿⣿ ⡇⠄⠄⢻⡇⠄⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⣿⣿⡏⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡇⠄⣧⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⣿⣿⡇⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣥⣥⣥⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡇⠄⣿⣧⠄⠄⣿⡟⠛⠄⠄⠛⢻⣷⣄⠈⠙⠛⢹⡇⠄⠉⠉⠉⢹⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⡿⠛⠛⠛⢻⣿⠿⠛⠛⠛⢿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠛⠛⢻⡟⠛⣿⡿⠛⣻⣿⣿⣿ ⡟⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣾⣿⣧⠄⢻⡏⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⡟⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡇⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⣿⣿⣿⠄⢸⡇⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣀⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣄⠈⠙⠛⢻⣧⡄⠙⠛⠉⣠⣿⣷⣄⠈⠙⠛⢹⡇⠄⣿⣧⠄⠻⣿⣿⣿.⣿⣿⣿⣿⢰⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡼⣿⣿⣷ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⠘⡿⢛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢻⣿⣿⠃⠸⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⠼⣛⣛⣭⢭⣟⣛⣛⣛⠿⠿⢆⡠⢿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⢣⢶⣟⣿⣖⣿⣷⣻⣮⡿⣽⣿⣻⣖⣶⣤⣭⡉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⢹⠣⣛⣣⣭⣭⣭⣁⡛⠻⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣽⡧⡄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣌⡛⢿⣽⢘⣿⣷⣿⡻⠏⣛⣀⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠙⡅⣿⠚⣡⣴⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄ ⠄⠄⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⣱⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠣⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠑⣿⣮⣝⣛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠄ ⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢟⣣⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⣠⣤⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⢤⣄⣀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
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Please put an NSFW tag
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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
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Cum
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You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
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hous
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I will personally find your house I'll try to open the door and it'll be locked so Ill give up and Ill go back home and Ill message you on discord 📷
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Donald trump
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Donald Trump will cum back in 2024 as Dark MAGA. He will use the power of goth (from listening to too much metal after losing 2020) and Jesus Christ to show the demoncrats and the cabal why they shoes raggedy. Joe Biden's fate? Stuck in the cum jar for 250 days.
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ah time to share the story of how i accidentally masturbated to amogus fart porn and kept going (btw this is half true tho)
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so i was scrolling through rule34art back then when i like regular amogus porn back then i was kinda horni and i saw some amogus porn of a pink crewmate face sitting so the horni asshole i was i clicked on it and masturbated to it then i realized it was actually amoguse fart porn (and this is where the truth ends) i kept on mastubating its so goddamn hot i kept mastubating and i grew a fart fetish fart porn is the greatest form of entertainment.

so and i proudly showed it to my parents and they rudely asked me to leave their house. now im 30 homeless and am proud amogus fart porn enjoyer
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