First of all you just literally copy and pasted that from another subreddit so shut the fuck up, two, I have two bachelors in biology and evolutionary anthropology and a master’s in evolutionary anthropology In addition to getting a 2nd master’s in statistics so you don’t need to try and fail at lecturing me about correlation and causation, what is even being correlated here? Considering that this is pretty simple mathematics and don’t require any kind of linear regression of p-value. If you had used half a brain you could’ve done some investigation yourself and used google scholar to find a dozen papers about it, here’s the first one on the list and here’s a quote from their estimates.

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You see, it was a not-so normal day in Spanish class as we had a sub, someone took a big, thick, pink dildo out of their bag and placed it in their pocket, they started stroking the dildo and moaned loudly, I made the mistake of looking at him while and everyone made pervy comments, I’m scared to this day (it happened 2 hours ago) and I am writing this as my dog is begging for my attention.

Ive noticed that the hair kinda acts like a muffler. But once its removed my asshole is "straight piped" and the farts pop way louder. It almost sounds like a weed wacker engine. Farts amuse me.

Guys, today was really interesting!! I chatted with a girl (even this is big success for me). She was really really pretty i think (for someone watching porn, probably she is not). She was listening me carefully. While we were chatting, I pre-cummed a couple of times. Today my 24th day. Whole month I didn't even attempt to PMO.

And I saw today, yes, Nofap is our real nature. Talking with a girl giving you the best mood and healthy happiness. Today was my one of the most interesting day. And I'm looking forward to chat with that girl or other girls. That's the another feature of Nofap!!!

Lets say💁‍♂️ hypothetically🤔 that dicks🍆 are very cute😍😽 and lets also say💁‍♂️ for the👉 sake🍶🤪 of the argument🙋‍♂️ that when you😶 hold✊ one☝️ in your hand👋 and it🍆 starts▶️ twitching💓 it would feel🤲 like👍 its nuzzling👃 you😶 or when⏲ they🍆 perk up☝️ and look👀 at you it🍆 would feel😩 as it would say💁‍♂️ something like "owo nya? :3c" which could🤷‍♂️ mean that penis-kun🍆😊 is happy☺ to see me!😀 And any hot-blooded american🔥🇲🇾 can agree🤝 that the most🙌 adorable😽😊 thing ever is when⏲ sperm-sama😍🥛 comes out however😧 in that👉 case they🍆🥛 would be really shy😳 so you😶 would have to work✊👅🍆💦 really hard😖 for it to come out💦💦! But when penis-kun🍆😊 and sperm-sama💦😍 would hypothetically🤔 meet🤝 they🍆💦 would blush😳😖 and their moans☺😫 would sound👂 something like "uwaaa~!"☺😍 And in that👉 case we👬 could agree🤝 that penis-kun🍆 is adorable.😊😊😊

The government has actually placed a new rule (it's the 34th one i believe) that makes them legally able to kick certain people out of their country and if you are concerned about this and want to learn more go search "rule 34 inflation" in your web browser.

Angels to some, demons to others. The (Cenobites) Mod Team has decided to ban Five Nights at Freddy's as a topic. While the core idea was beloved by many, the politics surrounding its creator were not. Over the years we've seen lots of creative concepts surrounding the game, and time and time again we've seen unnecessary politics find their way into the comments. Unfortunately, we no longer have the energy to police comments and steer discussion into a satisfactory or positive direction. From this moment forward, we will consider any and all FNAF posts too political for our sub, and therefore removable by Rule 5 as an inappropriate submission.

To understand why men send dick pics one has to understand the basic principles of human psychology. Deep down every human being is an insecure entity going through their life trying to figure out what makes them confident and project that confident self to the world. Our thoughts are an exercise to work on our fears and find the sweet spot of confidence which can feel attractive to the world.

Men are often ostracized that they always think with their dicks but nobody tries to understand the underlying factors behind it. People fail to understand that very often a man's dick is his most confident ally when it comes to women.

You come across a very attractive woman and long to seek her company. Your mind knows she is way out of your league and you stand no chance with her. Your heart is slightly more delusional. It pictures you together but deep down it knows that if you act on your delusions, it is most likely going to end in a heartbreak.

It is only the dick that stands (pun intended) by you in those circumstances. No matter how hard (no pun intended) it seems, blood rushes in and it believes in the possibilities. Your mind and your heart gives up but your dick is always a believer. It doesn't go into a shell like the mind or the heart, it becomes a bigger version of itself.

But it is stupid to send dick pics. Women don't have dicks and they will never be able to relate. Work to build a more confident mind and heart. Give women a glimpse of your heart and your mind, not your dick.

It is very likely that the glimpse of your convoluted mind and heart will put off most women but there is still a small chance that some woman who hides a dark convoluted self in some corner of her mind may open up her heart for you. 😁

Angels to some, demons to others. The ~~Cenobites~~ Mod Team has decided to ban Five Nights at Freddy's as a topic. While the core idea was beloved by many, the politics surrounding its creator were not. Over the years we've seen lots of creative concepts surrounding the game, and time and time again we've seen unnecessary politics find their way into the comments. Unfortunately, we no longer have the energy to police comments and steer discussion into a satisfactory or positive direction. From this moment forward, we will consider any and all FNAF posts too political for our sub, and therefore removable by Rule 5 as an inappropriate submission.

A tongue is a tongue

wrapped around your Schlong

I didn't expect man

that's okay, I've got a plan

I'll let him do his thing

and make sure not to cling

I'll close my eyes, don't flinch

it's okay if I don't see a thing

​

soon it's time for him to go

then the girl will start to blow

suddenly she starts to choke

you think it's got to be a joke

but now it just looks like a stroke

​

you start to flee, you run so quick

there's still some dorito dust on your dick

you run to your place and cook some steak

you hear a knock, the door starts to break

FBI open up!

Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends.

And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should.

And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.

My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms.

End communication.

Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank dvd. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the dvd, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken dvd over and realized that it was not a blank dvd, but a copy of the movie UP. Well guys, guess I fucked up.

Before I slept, I was doing the Abyss with Hutao carrying one side of each floor. After I 36 starred the Abyss, I went to sleep and the fever took a turn for the worst. Peaking at 38.5°C/101.3°F when I woke up.

All the while I was sleeping, I dreamt that I was in Wuwang Hill and Hutao was there. She proceeded to hit me several times with her Elemental Burst.

She kept hitting me and hitting me and hitting me, my family told me that I was wailing all while this was happening.

I woke up a few hours later in sweat and shock. I was shivering but hot at the same time.

Why did Hutao do this to me? It was terrible. It was so terrible. Now when I close my eyes, I see Hutao lurking in the shadows behind the trees of Wuwang Hill.

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These are your birthing years why are you playing animal crossing ...? Take that ring out of your nose and find your self a man to explode inside you (deep) and have IRL baby crossing. Hope this helped.

MUG OH FUCK YEA I LOVE MUG, MUG IS THE BEST ROOT BEER, BEST IN THE BEER INDUSTRY, BEST IN THE SOFT DRINK INDUSTRY, BEST IN THE DRInK INDUSTRY, BEST IN THE FUCKIN ROOT INDUSTRY. IT'S BEST IN EVERY INDUSTRY! I LOVE MUG SO MUCH, YOU KNOW HOW THERES MANY MUGS INSIDE YOUR HOME?!? ITS BECAUSE OF MUG's NAME, IT ADVERTISED THE MUGS YOU OWN AND HAVE! MUG IS GOOD MUG IS GREAT. MUG IS THE BEST. MUG SELLS THE MOST OUT OF EVERYTHING IN THE PLANET. AND THAT MEANS MORE SUPPLY NEEDED, MUG SINGLEHANDEDLY MADE ALUMINIUM, CANS, ALUMINIUM CANS, SODA CAN, CAN END, ALUMINIUM SODA CAN, ALUMINIUM CAN END, RING, ALUMINIUM RING, PULL TAB, ALUMINIUM PULL TAB, RIVET, ALUMINIUM RIVET, SMILE BEAD, ALUMINUM SMILE BEAD, NOSE CAN, ALUMINIUM NOSE CAN, TEAR LINE, TEAR STRIP INDUSTRY AND SURPLUS IT FROM ONLY MUG'S PURCHASE. MUG IS SAVIOR OF GOD AND UNIVERSE. DO YOU KNOW HOW THE UNIVERSE IS CREATED? I DO. GOD TOOK A SIP OF MUG, AND HE HAD THE BRILLIANTEST IDEA OF ALL TIME TO CREATE THE UNIVERSE, IN WHICH HE GAVE US MUG, AS HE GAVE US MUG AND WE DRANK IT IT FELT LIKE HOLYNESS, DEITINESS, GODLiNESS, IT FELT LIKE HEAVEN, THE EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE, IT FELT SUPER POWERFUL, I CAN CRUSH THE WORLD WITH IT. I CANNOT SURVIVE 1 SECOND WITH NO MUG. IF I DON'T DRINK MUG FOR 1 SECOND, YOU KNOW WHAT I GO? DEATH, I BE DEAD, I WILL BE DEAD IF I DON'T DRINK MUG. SIMPLE AS THAT. AND MUG HAS BEEN A PART OF MY FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS, EVER SINCE MY GREAT ASCENDANTS TRYING MUG, BIRTHING MY OTHER ASCENDANTS, THEM TRYING MUG AT BIRTH, AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON. MUG IS LEGENDARY, MUG IS MYTHICAL. I JUST REALLY LOVE MUG.

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Dicks awe so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when yuw howd one in yuw hand and it stawts twitching its wike its nuzzwing yuw(/ω＼) ow when dey pewk up and wook at yuw wike" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and de most adowabwe ding evew is when spewm-sama comes out but deywe wwwy shy so u have to wowk hawd!!
(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and spewm-sama meet and deywe bwushing and aww wike "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adowabwe (●´Д｀●)

I don't really know if I can or should post this but i will do it anyways. (If I can't just delete it) I want you all to know that this is only my opinion so please don't judge me.

You know what is the most mind blowing thing about reality. That is doesn't exist. I believe in only one rule that no one can deny. Everything have to be created by something and nothing can be created by itself so what was at the beginning of the universe? Only pitch black? Something had to create even pitch black. That means that nothing ever had been made so nothing exist because no one ever created something because there was no one to create something. If you believe in god and think that he was first then tell me who created him? You can't tell me that no one because someone had to create him. And if you think that someone from another universe created this universe, this is not exception to the rule because his universe had to be created too. Nothing can be made from nothing and that's a sad truth that nothing exist.