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*Mein erster Winterfick* GERMAN VERSION!!!
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eine 15 jährige mahlzeitessende schulbeginnerin, lud am 13. feb einen herzkranken babysitter ein ' der vor 7 jahren mit einer messerattacke zum schreckschuss schießen gewzungen wurde. der mann wurde dabei mit einem hauchdünnen ledersessel erschlagen, und musste kotzend eine wasserfeste lasagne ablecken. den brutalen übergriff seiner ex partnerin, hat der heute 56 jährige waldemar wolkenhort nie ganz begreifen können .. sie wurde in einem fahrenden krankenwagen mit einer spenderniere erwürgt' zwei straffällige außendienst polizisten, erlitten dabei einen ebenso dramatischen massentod wie die damals 17 jährige holländerin franja beckerbaum .. beide wurden mit einem krokodil ermordet, und an einem französischen weinkorb beigesetzt. es gab einen lauten aufprall " BOOOOOOOM " HILFE ICH WERDE MIT EINER HASSFAUST ENTMÜNDIGT HILFE " eine dunkelhäutige blondine alarmierte sofort den deutschen weihnachtsmarkt .. nach einer guten stunde, trafen endlich die vermeintlichen rettungskräfte ein. eine breite morgenlatte wurde mit einem soljankadeckel an einer autobahnbrücke gewürdigt. handsigniert erzählten mir die mitarbeiter des wolfsburger jugendamtes' dass man mit einer schiefen maulfotze trotzdem einen vollgewichsten friedhofsstein fotografieren darf. furzend rutschten dem 24 jährigen baldrian eine merkwürdige bemerkung heraus " ich wurde mit einer mama eingesperrt " dreiste finger hüpften hoch wie eine G24 die grad noch eine rückenwand zerteilt hat. doch der schein trügt, denn mit einer blinddarm operation hätte auch der serienkiller marly wickson nie gerechnet' er schnitt sich selbst mit einer bastelschere den biologischen haaransatz heraus ' und ist mit einer schlaftablette davon gekommen.
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Pardon my intrusion
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Pardon my intrusion on your excitingly important conversation, but simply must comment on what one of you had said earlier, which I have stumbled upon and believe to be a reference, the action of mentioning or alluding to something, to the widely popular animation made in Japan that centers around a man, from the largely wealthy Joestar family, around the industrial Revolution, to be exact the year 1880, where the man named Jonathan Joestar fights the famous villain Dio, in order to restore peace to his family. This famous story continues through his bloodline onto loseph Joestar, who also posses the powers known to only a few around the world. The story slowly progresses with each important member of the Joestar family living out their lives around each other. As the title to the Japanese animation suggests, the show is quite strange and unusual, forcing everything out of each character. The starring cast, or Joestar family rarely dies on screen, however the supporting cast favorites die often, leaving the audience in complete shock and tears, Called "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure" by Hirohiko Araki if i am correct?
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People who asked
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1. Me
2. You
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4. Joe Biden
5. Trump
6. Joe mama
7. Chris Hansen
8. Aliens
9. Hugh Jackman
10. Mia Khalifa
11. Yuri
12. Memenade
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14. Yandere Dev
15. 192.829.584 (Fake please do not ban me)
16. Donkey Kong
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18. Markiplier
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Where are the bots?
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Like literally, on my last post there were no bots. Are they dead or something. Let’s even test /u/flagwaverbotreborn https://i.imgur.com/1LiUvB2.jpg
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multiple people who asked!
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1. no one
2. your mum
3. president obama
4. kylie jenner
5. joe biden
6. who asked?!
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How important is short term memory? (Weed and GD)
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Context: I smoke a lot of weed, and I wondered if since it affects short-term memory in the \*very\* long run, would it make me worse at GD over time? I know it hasn't affected my skills in osu!, but I was wondering if there are any good players that smoke weed that could let me know. Thanks.

Sidenote: I would be playing the game while sober. Playing Geometry Dash is very difficult when stoned.
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stop announcing to the server you're gonna masturbate 😡 😡 😡
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@here Please do not announce to the server when you are going to go masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and i'm not sure why some people, have such underdeveloped social skills, that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers, would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed, and give you a high five, especially considering where that hand has been.

I don't wanna add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users, to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on. If it occurs, you will be warned. Then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of mod/staff. Thanks.
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my balls hurt ouch
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Ending's a joke but the whole story is a point of view from when a guy first bust's a nut. My friend just randomly told me that he busted on 24th December for the first time. He forgot the year but I decided why not make some shitty story and irl metaphor?
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"on the day of Christmas Eve.... I had a feeling of delight, pleasure, most importantly my dignity was in fucking shambles.. But who gave a FUCK as I scrolled through the internet looking for the suitable Hentai to be my first experience of pleasure and a fresh loss of pride... Well it is ontological isn't it? The feeling of WHITE SUBSTANCE FILLED WITH SEMEN COMING RIGHT OUT THAT SMALL HOLE.. The Penis is just some outer skin shell with fillings inside right?? oh that day was memorable as the dawn of midnight was soon approaching in the hours to come... I finally decided to put my cock in between my right hand as it simultaneously moved and stroked the vigorous creature... It was probably a few inches of pure skin, flesh and meat.. Oh the FUCKING FEELING OF RUBBING YOUR ORGAN USED FOR REPRODUCTION... It gives a tingle in your whole body as for the first time you get goosebumps after a few minutes... And you gloriously watch that hentai with the BEATING of a woman, she most likely has big breasts a great FUCKING ass, the greatest pussy you've ever seen... probably the only at that time.. And then the time comes.. OH GOD HOW GREAT AND DELIGHTFUL IT WAS TO BURST OUT SOME FLUID FROM MY BODY... after a few seconds of busting one of my meat balls.. I thought why the fuck is this white and not black, so is God technically Racist??"
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names for semen
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Nicknames for semen:

Erectoplasm

Brotien

Pregnog

Brogurt

Population paste

Gender fluid

Heir gel

Cock snot

Splooge

Baby gravy

Man chowder

Penis colada
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101 reasons to COMMIT suicide
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TIL I'm infertile
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There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex.
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There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.

Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.

Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.

A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other.

Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating.

Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited.

Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body.

There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
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Why does every app interface look like tiktok
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Jesus fucking Christ almighty thank you I needed an excuse to let this out, what kind of person, no, creature though that this crime against humanity needed to grace the earth, this terrible interface that is about as user friendly as anti tank missiles are tank friendly, what kind of wretched focus group that works for these multi million, fucking billion gorillion dollar companies thinks that just because TikTok is the latest fad they need to Ctrl+C Ctrl+V it's interface into every app website and vibrator controller imaginable, I go to Instagram it's TikTok, I go to YouTube it's TikTok, I go to Reddit it's TikTok, I go to call emergency services because I just saw a man get beaten to death with a rusty crowbar and it's goddamn TikTok I am sick of it, I am this close to hacking into the mainframe and starting nuclear annihilation, the only thing preventing me is the mere idea that the death that will inevitably be inflected on those that created this interface will be quick and painless, for even the eternal flames of hell is better than what they deserve.
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Not a 14 year old r/teenagers user posting bikini pics for self validation and posting sexual things because she wants men to like her
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r/teenagers is the best subreddit on the planet. I love it when 49 year old men (who say that they’re 15) validate me by calling me sexy! 😍 Whenever someone brings up my crippling insecurity I offer shitty arguments that make no sense and I downvote their posts because I’m so kekw xD 😂I’m so quirky guys! Even though I can’t handle the fact that I have a 1.) mid personality, 2.) a lack of a father figure, 3.) I can’t handle being criticized as a person! If you even try to make a joke about it (despite my internet activities being very suspicious! 😳) I will downvote you and I will have horny men downvote your post! Anyways besties, I’ll send nudes to anyone who adds me on discord because I’m so lonely and I love validation for my body because I have nothing else going for me! 😛/srs
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Found on a steam profile
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I have lived many lives, worn many faces, taken many names. But my true name will forever be mine alone. I have travelled to different time periods and walked in different realms and universes, and beheld their natural laws and wonders. I have seen things that transcend the imagination, done things that will forever haunt me, and I know things that must never be spoken. I have made friends, only to lose them. I have walked and fought alongside companions, courted many lovers, only to leave them all in the end. I have been hero to many, enemy to even more, mentor to some, and even monster to a few others. I am a Gamer.


Keelah Se'lai
Aza'Gorod is my quarian name
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the rules of the "kycord" discord server
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Rule 1: *Don't be a pussy;* if you don't like a photo because you know someone; recognize that they are the ones sending these photos / videos out. Perhaps you should mind your own business.
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Rule 2: *Don't bitch and cry;* if you come in bitching about everything you're going to have a very bad experience.
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Rule 3: *After you are verified you must post 7 images in their respected counties within 15 mins;* if not complete the bot will automatically kick you. if you get kicked 3 separate times, the bot will ban you.
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Rule 4: *Snitches get stitches;* This isn't just a saying. If you want to be righteous go to church. If you already go to church and you are looking to be more righteous I'm sure giving your pastor a blowie will help.
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Rule 5: *No trading;* if we catch you trading (and we always do) not only will we ban you but before we say something to you we will shame you. If you want to go post for post with someone that's fine but make the offer in chat and post where everyone can see it.
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Rule 6: *Do not post non-wins;* If it’s something that can go on Instagram it’s not a win! The bot will stop counting that post and if you have real wins in the post they won’t be counted either! Be sure you have 7 wins, then post non-wins.
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Rule 7: *This server nor its members condone underage content;* If you have reason to believe we are hosting underage content please reach out to an @deleted-role or @deleted-role with your concern and any supporting evidence so that we may investigate and take appropriate actions!
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Rule 8: *ALL POSTS MUST BE IN IN (FIRST-NAME LAST-NAME , COUNTY) FORMAT*
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Rule 9: *DO NOT EDIT PICS; IF WE CATCH YOU EDITING PICS TO TRY AND BEAT THE BOT YOU WILL BE PERMANENTLY BANNED*
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Rule 10: *DO NOT MESSAGE ADMINS OR MODERATORS ASKING TO BE VERIFIED OR TELLING US YOU POSTED;* Doing so just means we will ignore you and your post if we don't ban you. We aren't blind or deaf, we know there is an unread message and we will get to it when we get to it.
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Rule 11: *MODS & ADMIN WILL NOT VERIFY YOU UNLESS YOU ARE ONLINE AT THE TIME THEY ARE REVIEWING YOUR VERIFICATION POST....* PLEASE BE PATIENT OR WE WILL IGNORE YOUR POST
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LEAN 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣
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It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you
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Every girl has a dick but
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Every girl has a dick. It's a fact. The problem is that it grows every month so long that they have to cut it off to not make usuall men insecure about it. So basically that's what we call "period".
Also every girl has a little grave nearby her house where they keep rip dicks.
Dicks that died in agony of being cutting off. This world is so sick. Poor dicks.
So I offer u to join our STD-club - "Save The Dicks". We stand with dicks🧍‍♀️😔. Do no let dicks die.
Share this post to let people know the truth.


EDITED: if u wanna support our SaveTheDicks community just comment on this post with "I/We stand with STD/dicks". I bet I'll send u our merch FOR FREE soon when this community blows up
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