Howdy folk.


Contrary to popular thought, there a few of us left. No, we are not gender-fluid, triggered by your normalcy, or brainwashed.


I see, everyday, hypocrisy. My "peers" (perhaps by age), re-posting posts mindlessly about transgender queer feminist small business Pro-Palestinian BLM owners.


I see kids believing themselves to be activists, but they are mere extensions of whatever Democrats want to propagate.

I live in an upper middle class area. Here's a snippet you might find interesting:
[https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/education/article/Katy-ISD-blocks-LGBTQ-resources-suicide-16647274.php](https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/education/article/Katy-ISD-blocks-LGBTQ-resources-suicide-16647274.php)

Which kid goes to school, and goes on a desktop to view LGBTQ resources? Desktops are traditionally used by CS Students, who are often busied by the nuances of advanced classes.


Funnily enough, the non-binary "activist" behind this got into some shitty liberal arts college. Hope they can pursue their activism there.


Activism has been disrespected. Instead of the names of Gandhi & MLK being thrown about, some random influencers are coined "leading activists".


Activism seeks to address problems, not create unnecessary ones.


I write this not as to criticize these brainwashed vassals, but to educate you, as sensible members of this subreddit, that yes, Generation Z holds it's own share of capable & able-minded individuals who will conserve American conservatism, for the benefit of our country's future.


\-
A sensible Zoomer.

I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your post. My earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen anyone in the near vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or will ever produce, shot out so hard that it ripped my dick apart by my übernut accelerating to 7% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It punched right trough my wall, barely slowing down, before cutting trough a structural support beam in my building as it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. The shear weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused my building to collapse, and every female in the city to fall pregnant with my children. When the death toll was tallied, there were 33 deaths, 148 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble, I rest assured knowing every one of my sons will repeat this glorious act.

Guys I’ve said this a thousand times. PLEASE DO NOT PISS IN THE DISCORD CALLS. I’ve caught both high and low ranking members pissing while in VC so loud, you can hear it in the mic. Please stop this I don’t want to have to start banning people. We also DO NOT need to know what color the piss is, or what your diet for said piss color is. And no, I will not make a “Piss VC” and text channel for you to talk and congregate. This is the last warning to the server, or I will ban you

Ok, i(16) recently was suspended for an entire week because of my actions in the library. The story goes, i was reading a very interesting novel, when all of a sudden I got a massive boner from a character being described! I logically felt with my erection, unzipped my pants and went ham on my 2 inches of meat. I just couldn’t stop thinking about the sexy character(Voldemort) in the scene!! As I reached my climax closer I started panting and felt a shit about to come out, when I suddenly peaked!!! I released a fat, milky nut all over the page, and promptly closed the book. I was in a dark corner where no one goes to so luckily no one saw my sin. But the next day when it came on the speakers that a student ejaculated on a library owned book. I got the wicked idea to do it on more books, and so I did it again and again. Day after day I came on all the books they had. Eventually I was called down and quite the plot twist occurred. They had dna tested the sperm… after this I got my sentencing, however I still get urges to do it again sometimes… also all my friends cut me off and beat me up before spitting on me. I feel like I did nothing wrong here because I’m simply a maturing boy who knows no better!!! Aita?

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Once upon a midnight dreary, While I porn surfed, weak and weary, Over many a strange and spurious site of hot xxx galore. While I clicked my fav’rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour. “’Tis not possible!”, I muttered, “Give me back my free hardcore!”. Quoth the server…”404”

>Be Ivan

>Be walking over to bury another another latrine pit.

I'm a barbie girl

>Oh-no, they come!

>Take off running for the pit as it's the only cover around.

in the barbie world.

>Soil pants as you realise the American demon is closing in on you.

Life in plastic.

>Close eyes and hope your family never find out how you died.

It's Fantastic!

>Earth-shattering explosion as Ivan and rancid shit gets blasted across the landscape.

This is a very cruel and unusual punishment to inflict upon our foes.

I highly approve.

More than anything I just want a beautiful woman with a clown costume, make up and a big red nose to have sweaty passionate sex with. I want her to lay on my bed, take her big shoes off and let me suck and lick her toes while jerking myself off while she blows up condoms and makes them into balloon animals.

They I want her to take off her clown pants and clown u underwear then start pulling several feet of colored scarves out of her pussy. Once the scarves are out I want to enter her then fuck her as she honks her big red nose in time to my thrusts. I want her to do the clown laugh and spray me with a squirt gun flower as I cum.

I don't know why I have this fantasy but I do and it's killing me. I want clown pussy so bad it hurts.

Edit: Thank you all for the awards upvotes and comments and especially those of you who have turned me on to different subreddits and sites etc. Revolving around my kink. You guys rock!

I'm so desperate to have sex with a female clown I can't take it.

More than anything I just want a beautiful woman with a clown costume, make up and a big red nose to have sweaty passionate sex with. I want her to lay on my bed, take her big shoes off and let me suck and lick her toes while jerking myself off while she blows up condoms and makes them into balloon animals.

They I want her to take off her clown pants and clown u underwear then start pulling several feet of colored scarves out of her pussy. Once the scarves are out I want to enter her then fuck her as she honks her big red nose in time to my thrusts. I want her to do the clown laugh and spray me with a squirt gun flower as I cum.

I don't know why I have this fantasy but I do and it's killing me. I want clown pussy so bad it hurts.

Edit: Thank you all for the awards upvotes and comments and especially those of you who have turned me on to different subreddits and sites etc. Revolving around my kink. You guys rock!

I'm so desperate to have sex with a female clown I can't take it.

More than anything I just want a beautiful woman with a clown costume, make up and a big red nose to have sweaty passionate sex with. I want her to lay on my bed, take her big shoes off and let me suck and lick her toes while jerking myself off while she blows up condoms and makes them into balloon animals.

They I want her to take off her clown pants and clown u underwear then start pulling several feet of colored scarves out of her pussy. Once the scarves are out I want to enter her then fuck her as she honks her big red nose in time to my thrusts. I want her to do the clown laugh and spray me with a squirt gun flower as I cum.

I don't know why I have this fantasy but I do and it's killing me. I want clown pussy so bad it hurts.

I love Among Us. Scratch that, I AM Among Us. The Imposter, to be specific. They call me sus miser, sussy baka, or “Posty”. I’m honestly just a humble imposter, though. I don’t really kill, but I vent and sabatoge all the time. “You aren’t really in Among Us,” says my teachers and fellow students. They just don’t understand me. I get told things like that all the time, and told that I’m delusional and stupid and way too imaginitive. Again, they just don’t understand me. They don’t get that I’m the Imposter from Among Us. I just want to kill them all… I could do it. But, alas, I don’t, knowing if I kill I may be caught and then ejected..

More than anything I just want a beautiful woman with a clown costume, make up and a big red nose to have sweaty passionate sex with. I want her to lay on my bed, take her big shoes off and let me suck and lick her toes while jerking myself off while she blows up condoms and makes them into balloon animals.

They I want her to take off her clown pants and clown u underwear then start pulling several feet of colored scarves out of her pussy. Once the scarves are out I want to enter her then fuck her as she honks her big red nose in time to my thrusts. I want her to do the clown laugh and spray me with a squirt gun flower as I cum.

I don't know why I have this fantasy but I do and it's killing me. I want clown pussy so bad it hurts.

That's fine, everyone is entitled to their opinion, but why do you think this way? Please explain your reasoning for coming to this conclusion. This isn't a very interesting topic if your only thoughts on the matter are, "I don't like thing!" You've got to put a little more thought into it than that if you want to keep people's attention, otherwise you just come off as an uneducated pleb talking about things he doesn't understand in a desperate gambit for attention. That would be very Pi of you. I'll leave this topic if you give me a boring answer.

I also want to say that you're an idiot. Not because you claim to dislike what I like, but because you seem to think that I might care. You've made that mistake more than once. All the time you've spent gallivanting around as a self proclaimed aggressive shit talker has made it very difficult to care about the things that you say. I don't know why anyone would. Your words and actions have completely ruined your credibility. It's why I don't really understand what you could possibly hope to achieve with a topic like this. Are you trying to get a rise out of people by being an epic internet contrarian? Are you simply searching for someone, anyone, to talk to and this is the only way you know how to do it? This is a pretty sad conversation starter if so. I want to believe that you believe what you say, I honestly do, but you've also spent a lot of time hyping up the very first anime you ever watched as being the very best. That anime, to those who aren't in the know, being Deadman Wonderland. If you're serious, you've got shit taste. If you're joking, you've got a shitty sense of humor. It's lose-lose either way. My advice to you is to stop trying so hard to be an aggressive shit talker. Regardless of how good you say you are at it, it's actually made you predictable and stale. You've got three modes: Ignorantly praising things you know nothing about, ignorantly criticizing things you know nothing about, and sexually harassing people on video game message boards. That's all you are. There's nothing underneath that. Boring as fuck.

My coworker splurts the loudest turds and all my clients can hear from my desk.

The title sums it up really. My coworker (let's just call him Frotan) goes and takes dumps maybe 4 times a day at work. The toilet is not near my desk per se, but when he farts wetly and squirts shit in the toilet you can hear it very audibly through the wall. This doesn't happen for anyone else - just him. I've been in the bathroom at the same time before and his turds are atomic blasts. The problem is whenever I have clients in the office or just in the phone they can hear every single bowel movement and splutter of his anal lips and it's really affecting my moral at work. Each time after he's splurted, he'll come back looking all smug and satisfied like he know that everyone could hear him. Not sure what to do about this but just wanted to get it off my chest!

I have this debilitating condition where I constantly hear a laugh track throughout my day-to-day goings on in my comedic life. After each and every sentence, there it goes. "Ahahahaha!" just like that. That canned laughter after everything I say and everything someone says to me even if there is no explicit joke involved. It doesn't help that I'm naturally gifted when it comes to physical comedy either. I am cursed with a constantly clumsiness, yet somehow coordinated enough to never seriously hurt myself. I drop so many pies. Then the laughs! They laugh at me and if I say something, they laugh and whoop and clap like I'm some sort of comedic genius, and the people around me understand, at work they understand. I've explained it to them. They get it. They know to just give me the time I need when I take a long pause, a pregnant pause to allow the "joke" to settle so that I may zing 'em again with another mundane sentence or shoulder shrug. People in public don't know that though, and the audience in my head loves them the most. They're laughing their pants off when someone walks by me or I overhear someone placing an order for some food or something or when I'm in the bathroom and a huge fat guy rushes in with his pants already halfway down and open door shits the loudest, fartiest poop I've ever heard in my life. I mean, that is kinda funny, and that's the worst part. I do think it's funny. The canned laughter works. I laugh too. I crack a smile. I see the humor in all things. It's horrible, really, if I think about it objectively, but I can't help but laugh. My life is a joke, but at least it's pretty funny.

I have a severe medical condition where I cannot physically stop speaking Spanish. I have currently been awake for 49 hours. I spent most of this time talking to the Spanish ministry of defense. I have gotten myself familiar with Margarita Robles. She is the minister of defense of Spain. I have arranged a meeting with her. This meeting will regard the financial spending of the Spanish taxpayers' money. I will suggest using it on more important things such as ten medium-sized transport planes, 40 Medium sized cargo tug boats, 409 military assault vehicles, 300 transport trucks, and opening an open borders policy with France and morocco. I will use all this to illegally transport 1000 tons of cocaine across the Moroccan border. I will then use my connections to distribute all of it all over Europe. I will be excluding Finland for personal reasons. Do you have any questions?

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Jesus Christ, what kind of loser doesn't have ten bucks? I mean, obviously I do. I have ten thousand I could give if I wanted. But I won't, because I'm an asshole. Better than being a loser, though

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If you think about Ukraine is kinda like baby yoda and reddit is like the mandolorian. I mean think about it, we find this strong but helpless little guy (zelensky) and we protect them (going to kyiv and fighting). We see that they have some special powers (The ghost of Kyiv) and we have to protect him from the evil leader Moff Gideon (Putin). We use the Force (Upvotes) to send our spiritual support to the country. Not only that but baby yoda is also getting support from Luke Skywalker (NATO) by teaching him about the force (sending helmets). Sadly though, the darkside has their own darktroopers (Prussia) and they're gonna be a real challenge to fight. But if all the mandalorians come together (Reddit Assemble) we might be able to defeat the darkside (Russia)