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Mini pekka lore (clash royale)
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The Mini P.E.K.K.A card is unlocked from the Training Camp (Tutorial). He is a single-target, melee troop with moderate hitpoints and very high damage. He is clothed in gray metal armor and wields a smaller version of the P.E.K.K.A's sword. His horns are a bright vivid team color, along with his single eye. A Mini P.E.K.K.A card costs 4 Elixir to deploy.


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Strategy

Like the Prince, he is best used defensively against single troops and then for a counterattack due to his slow attack speed but very high damage.
He can be used with high hitpoint troops, such as the Giant or Golem, so that they tank all of the damage dealt by opposing units while the Mini P.E.K.K.A deals massive damage to them. However, this strategy is very vulnerable to swarm cards, so it should be used cautiously.
A Mini P.E.K.K.A can defeat equally leveled Musketeers, Wizards, Electro Wizards, Ice Wizards, and Magic Archers in one hit for a similar Elixir cost, making him useful for quickly taking out these troops behind a tank.
Most grounded units, even Skeletons, placed at a distance are capable of eliminating a Mini P.E.K.K.A with the help of a Princess Tower.
Area damage units and spells complement the Mini P.E.K.K.A and its synergies well since its slow hitspeed is ineffective versus swarms. Slower and tankier area damage units like a Valkyrie should be placed in front of the Mini P.E.K.K.A so it can push them forward more quickly, while they tank for the Mini P.E.K.K.A faster and more fragile area damage units like the Fire Spirit should be placed behind it so it can protect them.
Due to the many positive Elixir trades that can be made on a Mini P.E.K.K.A, it is generally not effective to send one down the lane by itself, as this usually results in a waste of four Elixir. However, if the opponent happens to be low on Elixir or lacks a cheap counter, then this strategy is capable of dealing major damage to the opponent's tower or can force a bad trade.
The Player should never ignore a Mini P.E.K.K.A in the opposite lane, as it can easily deal massive damage or even destroy a Princess Tower if not dealt with.
Defensively, the Mini P.E.K.K.A can be used to easily annihilate a great variety of enemy troops (for example the Giant and Musketeer) due to his high damage output for the relatively low cost of 4 Elixir.
With the help of an Arena tower, a Mini P.E.K.K.A placed near the center of the map can stop Elite Barbarians for a positive Elixir trade.
A Mini P.E.K.K.A is a great counter to the Hog Rider, allowing at most one hit on the tower.
If the player has an idea of when and where the opponent will send in their Hog Rider, they can hover their Mini P.E.K.K.A in the middle of the lane and deploy it the instant the opponent places the Hog Rider. Doing this will completely shut him down.
If the Hog Rider is accompanied by fast grounded units like Skeletons or Goblins, the Mini P.E.K.K.A may retarget onto them, disrupting the player's defense. Using a spell to quickly destroy the Skeletons so that the Mini P.E.K.K.A can help defeat the Hog Rider is recommended, even if it is a negative Elixir trade, as the Hog Rider will get much more damage for only a small Elixir advantage otherwise.
He can eliminate or cripple most tanks by himself as long as they do not deal high damage themselves, like the P.E.K.K.A. However, if there are support troops behind the tank, he should be placed to target them first or they will threaten to eliminate him.
A quick and deadly combo is the Miner paired with the Mini P.E.K.K.A The Miner tanks all the damage while the Mini P.E.K.K.A does the damage. This can easily take a Tower. However, it can be fully countered with a Skeleton Army if the Skeleton Army is played early enough (i.e. one portion of the Skeleton Army goes for the Miner while the other Skeletons distract the Mini P.E.K.K.A). Many players tend to use small units against the Mini P.E.K.K.A; the player can use this habit to their advantage by assisting it with an area damage spell or a splash damage troop, such as Fire Spirit or Princess.

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History

The Mini P.E.K.K.A was released with Clash Royale's soft launch on 4/1/16.
On 9/2/16, the Chest Rewards & Card Balance Update increased the Mini P.E.K.K.A's hitpoints by 3%.
On 3/5/16, the May 2016 Update increased the Rare card level cap to 11 (from 10). The Mini P.E.K.K.A. was changed to be affected by pushback. Additionally, the Mini P.E.K.K.A's sound effect when deployed was updated. The sound effect now sounds like "Pancakes", and a tweet by the Clash Royale official Twitter account implied that that was the correct interpretation. It had a real life Mini P.E.K.K.A standing next to a Giant Skeleton, with the caption "Who wants pancakes?".
On 11/8/17, a Balance Update increased the Mini P.E.K.K.A's damage by 4.6%.
On 24/1/18, a Balance Update increased the Mini P.E.K.K.A's hitpoints by 7%.
On 1/7/19, a 'Rulebook' Update increased the Mini P.E.K.K.A's range from 1.05 to 1.2 (now classified as Melee: Medium).
On 5/5/20, a Balance Update decreased the Mini P.E.K.K.A's range from Melee: Medium to Melee: Short (1.2 tiles -> 0.8 tiles).
On 3/11/20, a Balance Update decreased the Mini P.E.K.K.A's attack speed to 1.7 seconds (from 1.8 seconds) and its first attack speed to 0.4 seconds (from 0.5 seconds).
On 27/10/21, the 2021 Quarter 3 Update increased the level cap of all cards to 14 (from 13).
On 3/2/22, a Balance Update decreased the Mini P.E.K.K.A's attack speed to 1.6 seconds (from 1.7 seconds)
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Trivia

The Mini P.E.K.K.A. is 1 of 15 troops that originated from Clash Royale and appear in Clash Mini, the others being Knight, Spear Goblins, Musketeer, Dart Goblin, Battle Healer, Giant Skeleton, Prince, Guards, Miner, Mega Knight, Ice Wizard, Electro Wizard, Magic Archer, and Lumberjack.
His description is a reference to the Clash of Clans P.E.K.K.A commercial.
Even though his description states that the arena is a butterfly-free zone, a butterfly can be seen flying in the Training Camp (Tutorial) picture.
The Mini P.E.K.K.A's gender is confirmed as a male, according to the Mini P.E.K.K.A commercial.
The Clash of Clans Twitter account erroneously referred to the Mini P.E.K.K.A as a she in a tweet, despite Mini P.E.K.K.A not yet existing in Clash of Clans.
It is 1 of 3 troops that are "miniature" versions of another troop in Clash of Clans, the others being the Baby Dragon and the Electro Dragon. They are smaller versions of P.E.K.K.A, Dragon and Electro Dragon, respectively.
When compared to the regular P.E.K.K.A, the Mini P.E.K.K.A has less health and a slightly faster attack speed, moves faster and is significantly cheaper, but its damage per hit and damage per second are slightly less. On looks alone, he has a different color scheme in his picture, and also only has 1 eye.
A reference to the Mini P.E.K.K.A's deployment sound of "Pancakes" can be found in the trailer for the Crown Duel tournament, and in an Emote trailer depicting him.
The Mini P.E.K.K.A's damage per hit is exactly the same as the health of an equivalent level Wizard or Musketeer.
The Mini P.E.K.K.A is the subject of 5 Emotes.
The Mini P.E.K.K.A's attack makes a hard hitting sound if said attack would not defeat the unit being hit (like the Golem or a Crown Tower).
The reason that why the Mini P.E.K.K.A. says "aña" when attacking is because he is imagining that he is really eating pancakes.
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I can shit without peeing
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There is an ability of me I perfected, and since I realize it, there is an urge to tell people about it, yet have no one to tell...

I had finished my uni in couple of years, in a very short time. During this years, I met this guy —my ex bf.. Who crawls for anal sex mostly, and although I was a little bit, a step away from it, very okey with it. Latter in the relationship, I become curious about it, and due to his admiration to anal sex, we started to do ony anal and tried stuff which are on porns. Some of them was great, some of them was average, yet I enjoyed all of them.

During this 2 years of all anal sex process, I have had full control of my rectum muscles, so that when we tried nasty things, it was no problem; what ever, after the breakup I realized that due to my control over my “ass muscles”, I can take a dump without peeing. Most people always talked about you can pee without taking poop, but not vice verse.

I have perfected the art of shitting without peeing and I want to, at least, tell this ability of me to someone. Thats it.
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Did Squidward finally snap?
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Ahem...*Pushes up her glasses*...Isn't it obvious? You can tell by the way it leans toward the wall. A firm dildo typically stands tall unless there's a narrow portion near the base (behind the knot, usually), in which case it will only bend there, while a soft one leans rather a lot and has some flex and sag along the whole toy. A soft toy with a narrow portion near the base or exceptional length-to-girth ratio -- Chance, for example -- likely won't stand on its own at all unless it has a suction cup. Nova's shaft is fairly girthy at the base, but it's still top-heavy, so it's going to lean noticeably unless it's firm. Simple physics, really.
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I claim to be straight BUT
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I claim to be straight but after being stopped in the street and kept talking for ages, as I was about to go, the bloke grabbed my cock. I have never been so surprised. Firstly as no-one had grabbed my cock before that. Secondly that I became instantly hard. Thirdly that I didn’t loaf him or run away screaming. Fourth that I stepped a bit closer, unzipped his fly and got hold of his pre-cum drenched cock. All without thinking, pure reaction.

We went somewhere a bit more secluded and took one-another’s cocks out and played with them a while, but he was mad keen to see mine while I was quite happy just handling his. We were unable to find anywhere light enough that wasn’t populated so I called it a day and went to my girlfriend’s place.

Which was a shame, with hindsight I would have liked to have felt his balls, rubbed our cocks together, sucked his cock and of course would have wanted my cock and balls sucked too. Could have been loads of fun. Would still jump at the chance and still think I am straight as my primary attraction is to women, I don’t like men at all but do like their cocks and balls.
Have a crack at it, could go swimmingly. On the other hand it may not but if you don’t take the plunge you will never know.
C’est la Vie.
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The rat with Tinner
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Mexican Internet Urban Folklore translation. (Wattpad: SceonCarlos)
Read it at your own risk

A while ago I was renting an apartment together with a cousin, but the guy was very fucking sexually crazy. He often came with carwashes, Indigenous, gum-selling boys, homeless people and even Central Americans from the train tracks. My cousin, a very good Samaritan, give them food, let them bathe, or even give them clothes or tennis shoes; all this in exchange for fucking or at least letting him give them a blowjob.

I admit that at first I didn't like the idea very much, and I preferred to lock myself in my room listening to music, smoking a joint or whatever, except smelling the bums. But my cousin was bringing more guys, junkies, insane bastards, and he asked me to take care of him in case they got aggressive, plus he used to get awful with the poppers hahaha. I reluctantly accepted, although I gradually got the taste and curiosity of seeing street bastards fuck my cousin without a condom.

Once, while I was in the kitchen, my cousin arrived and he gave me a really badass stench. I already thought that he had brought a corpse or something like that, when I leaned out and he brought the fucking bum more fucking junkie taken to the dick you can imagine. All filthy, lousy, with dreadlocked hair like dirt and shit, trembling with a lost look, and wearing a hard jacket from so much dirt.

We gave the guy a maruchan, and while he swallowed I told my cousin "meeeen, you're too much of a bastard" and he just says "haha I know". That's when this guy puts his hand in his jacket, and I grab my fusca just in case. But nope, the guy just pulls out a fucking stiff dead rat, soaks it in thinner and starts inhaling it like tow. I said "whaaaat the fuck?!", and my cousin was already very horny, as if he turned on that shit and threw himself like that to suck his cock, without even bathing him.

The filthy man was there with his legs open inhaling his big ass rat, while my cousin took off his pants, all filthy, and took out his cock. It was huge, cannot lie, maybe even it would be delicious without all those layers of smegma or the crabs that adorned his pubic dreadlocks. My cousin swallowed the whole thing and I didn't know whether to get excited or throw up, so I decided to smoke some joints.

My cousin, all horny, stripped completely naked and offered his ass to the thug, who without thinking about it began to suck it. My cousin's passive was in full ecstasy, in a state of trance when he felt his ass pampered by the homeless man's snout. It didn't take long for the guy to skewer his dick, all hard and without a condom, making my cousin moan and scream like a whore in heat, all in the poppers.

They were in the push and pull, when the guy takes the rat out of it, gives it a deep pull and takes it in my cousin's anus (whaaaaat?). And let him keep fucking him harder, pushing the rat into his rectum. An increasingly brutal fuck, and after a while my cousin's ass is dripping with cum. This bastard, after taking out his watered-down dick, finish eating the last of the maruchan and starts yelling at me. I don't even know what the hell he was babbling, and I was already on the verge of marijuana, so I just pointed the gun at him and sent him running to fuck his father. The guy came out all flaky that he didn't even have time to put on his pants hahaha. And then I fell asleep there.

After a while I wake up with the screams and moans of my fucking cousin. He was screaming and screaming that his ass and guts hurt, not even he remembered everything his lover did to him. I kind of helped him to take him to the bathroom, he'd just shit the stuck messes and ,what the fuck?!, the fucking rat comes out of his ass, but it's all torn up and full of worms. My cousin almost fainted from fright and asked me to take him to the clinic so they could do a wash hahaha but very brave he felt in his hornyness hehe it’s true.
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I was a born with no cock😢😞, well until...
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Well I was born and my parents always told me I'm a boy even though I doesn't have a cock which confuse me😕, and where the cock should be is just a hole of nothingness, It just looks like a vagina to me but my parents always tell me I WAS A BOY!!! I suffered through school as no kid does, I don't fucking know which fucking toilet should I go in!?😡 And sometimes the boys in my class would tell me to show them my cockn't and they would gang rape my cockn't because basically it's just a vagina😭.

Well I thought I was gonna be like that until one day when I reached 18 yrs old, my dad tell me to go down the basement and...

He unzip is pant and pulled out his dick😨, and I was like ayo wtf dad noooo fuck no plz dad why are you doing this? He tell me to be quiet🤐 It is not like was I was thinking... He then plugged his dick into my asshole (I knew it wtf!) But suddenly my cockn't grow out a cock!!! O0O It doesn't look normal, IT WAS SHINY GOLDEN COCK!!!!😲 My dad later explained that I was born in a ROYAL FAMILY OF COCK X-MEN! And I was the chosen one, every 1000 years a male will be born with a hole that contains the power of the whole lineage. "Why didn't you tell me earlier?" I shouted, "You wasn't mature yet to hold its power!!" Ma dad replied. So this dick basically is powered by my Heart which uses heat from my body. And so the next day I went to the house of the bitches who raped me in school and I turned my dick into a canon and bombarded his ass with 2 tons of cum! (His house was destroyed too) I then make my cock spin like a helicopter and flew away to rape womans and men and bitches who raped me and that's where I start my revenge and become COCKMAN, Raper of the night
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fnaf beatbox
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har har har har har huar huar huar har har

har har har har, har har har har

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pitidipu pitidipu pitidiudadu

pdusaiden pusaiden pnutu n'deiaueghoudu

pumumum pumumum puduioaeourgh

putadin pudiaden putaiden

five nights at freddy's
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MY LEFT ARMIT IS SO HAIRY
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I am a normal man, one of taste even, so I was at home, and was watching part two of the 9 hour long beatles documentary. Get back. I was under the blanket because its cold in FUCKING ALASKA when I put my hands under my (presumably) baby soft armits. What I found was shocking. MY left armit, only the left, was harrier than Paul McCartney's bearded beautiful face. I have tried countless ways of removing it; tape, tweezers, wax, I even contacted a doctor, and they just shrugged me off. what do I do.
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I have been defeated.
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You have beaten me. You have bested me. All my greatest efforts, scattered in their failure to the cold, unfeeling wind. Where once I thought I was wise, I was in fact a rube, a dunce, an absolute charlatan. Please kill me, and eat my flesh, so that I may at least in some small way contribute to the furtherance of quests adopted and pursued by the truly virtuous.
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Oh you’re a fan of weed. Name every name of it.
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420; Acapulco Gold; Acapulco Red; Ace; African Black; African Bush; Airplane; Alfombra; Alice B Toklas; All- Star; Angola; Animal Cookies (hydroponic); Arizona; Ashes; Aunt Mary; Baby; Bale; Bambalachacha; Barbara Jean; Bareta; Bash; BC Budd; Bernie; Bhang; Big Pillows; Biggy; Black Bart; Black Gold; Black Maria; Blondie; Blue Cheese; Blue Crush; Blue Jeans; Blue Sage; Blueberry; Bobo Bush; Boo; Boom; Broccoli; Bud; Budda; Burritos Verdes; Bush; Cabbage; Cali; Canadian Black; Catnip; Cheeba; Chernobyl; Cheese; Chicago Black; Chicago Green; Chippie; Chistosa; Christmas Tree; Chronic; Churo; Cigars; Citrol; Cola; Colorado Cocktail; Cookie (hydroponic); Cotorritos; Crazy Weed; Creeper Bud; Crippy; Crying Weed; Culican; Dank; Dew; Diesel; Dimba; Dinkie Dow; Dirt Grass; Ditch Weed; Dizz; Djamba; Dody; Dojo; Domestic; Donna Juana; Doobie; Downtown Brown; Drag Weed; Dro (hydroponic); Droski (hydroponic); Dry High; Endo; Fine Stuff; Fire;
Flower; Flower Tops; Fluffy; Fuzzy Lady; Gallito; Garden; Gauge; Gangster; Ganja; Gash; Gato; Ghana; Gigi (hydroponic) Giggle Smoke; Giggle Weed; Girl Scout Cookies (hydroponic); Gloria; Gold; Gold Leaf; Gold Star; Gong; Good Giggles; Gorilla; Gorilla Glue; Grand Daddy Purp; Grass; Grasshopper; Green; Green-Eyed Girl; Green Eyes; Green Goblin; Green Goddess; Green Mercedes Benz; Green Paint; Green Skunk; Grenuda; Greta; Guardada; Gummy Bears; Gunga; Hairy Ones; Hash; Hawaiian; Hay; Hemp; Herb; Hierba; Holy
Grail; Homegrown; Hooch; Humo; Hydro; Indian Boy; Indian Hay; Jamaican Gold; Jamaican Red; Jane; Jive; Jolly Green; Jon-Jem; Joy Smoke; Juan Valdez; Juanita; Jungle Juice; Kaff; Kali; Kaya; KB; Kentucky Blue; KGB; Khalifa; Kiff; Killa; Kilter; King Louie; Kona Gold; Kumba; Kush; Laughing Grass; Laughing Weed; Leaf; Lechuga; Lemon-Lime; Liamba; Lime Pillows; Little Green Friends; Little Smoke; Loaf; Lobo; Loco Weed; Love Nuggets; Love Weed; M.J.; Machinery; Macoña; Mafafa; Magic Smoke; Manhattan Silver; Maracachafa; Maria; Marimba; Mariquita; Mary Ann; Mary Jane; Mary Jones; Mary Warner; Mary Weaver; Matchbox; Matraca; Maui Wowie; Meg; Method; Mexican Brown; Mexican Green; Mexican Red; Mochie (hydroponic); Moña; Monte; Moocah; Mootie; Mora; Morisqueta; Mostaza; Mota; Mother; Mowing the Lawn; Muggie; Narizona; Northern Lights; O-Boy; O.J.; Owl; Paja; Panama Cut; Panama Gold; Panama Red; Pakalolo; Palm; Paloma; Parsley; Pelosa; Phoenix; Pillow; Pine; Platinum Cookies (hydroponic); Platinum Jack; Pocket Rocket; Popcorn; Pot; Pretendo; Puff; Purple Haze; Queen Ann’s Lace; Ragweed; Railroad Weed; Rainy Day Woman; Rasta Weed; Red Cross; Red Dirt; Reefer; Reggie; Repollo; Righteous Bush; Root; Rope; Rosa Maria; Salt & Pepper;
Santa Marta; Sasafras; Sativa; Sinsemilla; Shmagma; Shora; Shrimp; Shwag; Skunk; Skywalker (hydroponic); Smoke; Smoochy Woochy Poochy; Smoke; Smoke Canada; Spliff; Stems; Stink Weed; Sugar Weed; Sweet Lucy; Tahoe (hydroponic); Tex-Mex; Texas Tea; Tila; Tims; Tosca; Trees; Tweeds; Wacky Tobacky; Wake and Bake; Weed; Weed Tea; Wet (mixed with PCP); Wheat; White-Haired Lady; Wooz; Yellow Submarine; Yen Pop; Yerba; Yesca; Young Girls; Zacate; Zacatecas; Zambi; Zoom (mixed with PCP)
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HOLY COW!!
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HOLY COW!

your penis is gigantic! GIGANTIC!

Your penis is literally the biggest thing within the tristate area.

Your penis is bigger than a small elephant!

it's bigger than like... a tree!

A BIG OLE TREE!

lots of branches on your penis!

You must wake up every morning and thank the good lord above!

you're truly blessed!

congratz!
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gym people be like
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You need to disappear for a few years, acquire an immense fortune, buy a plot of land down the road from where he lives, build an immense mansion on it, then gain his trust by inviting him to your huge high society parties while maintaining an air of mystery about your past.

Once he's come to depend on you as his one and only connection to the life and social status he now craves, you can slowly and methodically begin to take everything he cares about away from him. First, seduce his wife, then have her turn his children against him and convince him they will have a far better life if you just adopt them as your own, then take his dog, because the children will be sad without it.

Then, years later, when he's a broken man, slowly drinking himself to death, totally alone, you let yourself in to his sad, run down cockroach infested motel room where he's lying on a piss stained mattress watching the single station available on the old box style t.v. set, you walk up to him, look him in the eye, thn grab his foot, break that fucker and leave without saying a word.

or just complain to the gym manager, whatevers easier.
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I hate my autistic son copypasta
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I hate my autistic son

[Remorse]

I cant help it, my life is constantly terrible. I spend as much time as work as possible. The worst part is that I am supposed to pretend that I am happy about it. When we get together with the other parents and everyone is pretending their kids are as normal as anyone else. They are not. All of us secretly wish they were never born.

I would never dare tell my wife this. She is in total denial. Every time he screams or has a breakdown I just wish he would die. I believe that violence is a lot more common than you think. but my wife and I always control ourselves. I can't stand it though. Why has god done this to me, and why instead of having support are you not supposed to say this. It is terrible, and I did not deserve it yet I am supposed to pretend life is just great.
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i love british boys
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I (19F) think I have a kink for british boys, specifically ones 18-20. They’re small, their accent is so adorable and they’re always a mommys boy! Whenever I show up to my boyfriend (18M)’s house with no shirt he always tells me ‘Oh jolly! mummy is here!’ and sucks on my milks 😍

British boys are so polite!
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dom me mommy uwu
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# i am obsessed with being dominated as a male and it annoys me and makes me feel weak as f

I feel so demasculinized, the pandemic really made me go into a shell and feel so scared ect, id lay in bed practucally hiding from the world it really woke something inside my longterm partner, over the last two years she has tucked me into bed with BJ and sex and generally mummied me into MEGA submission,

She would roll me into my back, suck and mount me for YEARS, im absuletly addicted now

to the point where she got pysically abusive and I apologised, she hit me afew times we both cried than i curled up on her lap and i become incredibly arroused, to my suprise she was SUPER wet, dripping wetter than ever and had some great great sex? Whats wrong with me why do i like being abused. Id never stand for it in the previous relationships but now im hooked into being dominated, my mind tells me to leave and my heart will always be with her, shes just to good at putting me into my place

I legitimately feel like a junky and waiting for my next rush i never want it to end the highs are beyond intense and i usually feel nothing and are incredibly dissasociated with my feels

guess im just confessing i am a sub now? Shes always worried about "going to far" with dom stuff but i LOVE it, i cant stop her.

if you read this i just want you to know how much power you have over me and i wouldnt change a thing, dom me harder pls 👿
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Levelheaded review for an adult cartoon show
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S01 E02: LOVE THIS EPISODE! It's a metaphorical expression motivated by the repressed trauma caused by the silent & boomer generations. The boomers throw threw their children away, like we were used tampons with no value, just bcz we weren't precisely what they wanted us to be...

The pos f'n conformist Silent generation emulating ACTUAL PIECES OF TRASH boomers get what they deserve... I have no sympathy. F them!

Boomers ruin lives.
The boomers will go down as most emotionally abusive generation in all of history!
The boomers blew up the world! The boomers refuse to get the F out the way!
The boomers need to retire & get out of political power!

The supreme court judges, (pos morons appointed for life!? mostly, if not ALL BOOMERS!?) need to be fired!
The justice system is archaic.

Religion MUST BE ABOLISHED as it is nothing but an outright delusion & religious ppl need to be put in mental institutions.

Further more, the stupid shouldn't breed!The stupid are nothing but an invasive species, within the species.. nothing but out of control cellular duplication; a cancerous mass on the biosphere.

Al conformist normies are toxic conservatives & just so happen to be weak-minded simpleton pos morons who are burning the world to the ground...what little the pos boomers left us with; F'n absurd!

F the majority, in general! They all deserve nothing but the worst!
They all need to be canceled, like their beloved cancel culture has been murdering our lives for so long... these pos simpleton conformist cowards need a taste of their own medicine; they are the new Nazis, no BS!
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My boyfriend has a "fox girl" fetish and it's starting to become a problem
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So I want to start by saying my boyfriend is an amazing man. He is intelligent, kind, and overall wonderful. But we keep running into a problem. He is becoming a little aggressive with his kink. He told me at the beginning of our relationship that he thinks that me wearing fox ears during sex is adorable and hot. I thought it was cute too so I played along. I'm usually the dominant one in our relationship and it fit well into that narrative. But now it's becoming more present in our relationship than I'd like. He wants me to wear the ears all the time, and he literally talks to me in baby talk (the way you'd talk to a dog in public). We went to target and while I was looking for some birthday cards for my dad, he said "Aww you're being such a good girl, I wish you had your little fox tail to wag". Ive told him many times that I'd like to be treated like a human in public. He's also upped the antics since then, he's gotten me a fox tail butt plug, which I've told him makes me feel uncomfortable. But he is relentless about me wearing it. Tonight we started kissing and he slipped the ears over my head. Maybe it's crazy but I felt a little hurt and asked him if he liked me for me or for the fox persona I put on for him. He got really sad and told me that of course he loves me for me. He's been really quiet since. Have I fucked up? Am I being too insensitive about his fetish?
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