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Do you think cars in the Pixar Cars cinematic universe are affected by rising gas prices?
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Do you think cars in the Pixar cars cinematic universe are affected by rising gas prices? I’d assume they’d starve to death if they couldn’t afford gas.
They clearly drink/eat gasoline since Flo’s V8 Cafe is a gas station. But then you have to ask yourself. How do they have gasoline? It’s a fossil fuel. There is no form of non mechanical life that we’ve seen. Cows are represented by tractors. Bugs are represented by Volkswagen beetles. So then how would there be dinosaurs? We do see plants such as grass, trees, etc.. So maybe they’re using a biofuel such as E85 by processing crops?
But then you have to ask who built these cars that are capable of producing fuel by themselves? Is it similar to a Wall-E level human apocalypse? These cars experience emotions, so did Elon Musk go batshit with his neural link tech and place humans inside of these cars permanently? But if they did that, wouldn’t these “cars” have a recollection of that happening? What if these humanoid cars are really just humans trapped inside of cars in order to save themselves from the effects nuclear fallout? This seriously can’t be too farfetched given current world events.
I can’t sleep at night with these unanswered questions
They clearly drink/eat gasoline since Flo’s V8 Cafe is a gas station. But then you have to ask yourself. How do they have gasoline? It’s a fossil fuel. There is no form of non mechanical life that we’ve seen. Cows are represented by tractors. Bugs are represented by Volkswagen beetles. So then how would there be dinosaurs? We do see plants such as grass, trees, etc.. So maybe they’re using a biofuel such as E85 by processing crops?
But then you have to ask who built these cars that are capable of producing fuel by themselves? Is it similar to a Wall-E level human apocalypse? These cars experience emotions, so did Elon Musk go batshit with his neural link tech and place humans inside of these cars permanently? But if they did that, wouldn’t these “cars” have a recollection of that happening? What if these humanoid cars are really just humans trapped inside of cars in order to save themselves from the effects nuclear fallout? This seriously can’t be too farfetched given current world events.
I can’t sleep at night with these unanswered questions
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Light
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As the fig becomes clearer, we can see a boy walking towards the horizon, he seems tired, Looks like he haven't slept peacefully in days, No! Months. His eyes say it all, Tired hungry, and looks like he is suffering from inside, The basket of emotions is almost full, he is trying his best to keep his emotions at bay and is trying his best to be something that people call, 'A Man'. All of a sudden, He stops and collapses, his eyes filled with tears, Drop-By-Drop that basket of emotions overflows. He sees his life flash before himself, he doesn't know what to do, who to trust, a person he can go to and say all he wants to, all he needs to. His arms and legs are becoming numb. He can't move, he smiles and thinks, This is it, I'll die peacefully now, No-one to blame me, no one to shower all his anger at me, no more arrogance, no more fake friends, No more betrayal. Till now, we don't know who he is, where he belongs to, But be do know that he was tired and he got his well deserved rest. He was finally happy at last. He shed his first and last tears of joy and took his last breath. But, he was just a boy, what could've driven him to such a point of Insanity, pain and suffering that the only was he could rest was to die? The thought that haunts us, the thought that haunts us, the thought that makes us work day and night so hard that we can see one more, just one more second of light on this world was the only thing that could give him peace.
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I am living in your balls
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You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:
FAQ:
Why are you living in my balls?
I'm not going to tell you.
How did you get there?
I'm oviously not gonna tell you my secrets, but you should not forget to lock your hotel room at night anymore.
How are you surviving in my balls?
In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by processing the remains of nutrition in your pee, and some delicious drops of cum you grant me every once in a while.
What are you planning to do in my balls?
Live in them, listening to you.
What do I do about you living in my balls?
Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the balls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles.
Why me?
This is one of the most frequently asked questions in the history of mankind. There is no fate hidden behind, no deeper, meaning, you simply lost the lottery in the chaotic complex automaton our Universe is. Besides, your cum ist passably tasty.
When are you going to stop living in my balls?
You cannot escape me.
Do I call the police?
The authorities will not help you.
What are the consequences of you living in my balls?
Be aware.
What if I am ok with you living in my balls?
I will make sure you’re not.
Are you imaginary?
I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS
If there are any more questions then you can consult me by stretching your nutsack 2 times and directly speaking to it.
Summary:
I am living in your balls.
FAQ:
Why are you living in my balls?
I'm not going to tell you.
How did you get there?
I'm oviously not gonna tell you my secrets, but you should not forget to lock your hotel room at night anymore.
How are you surviving in my balls?
In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by processing the remains of nutrition in your pee, and some delicious drops of cum you grant me every once in a while.
What are you planning to do in my balls?
Live in them, listening to you.
What do I do about you living in my balls?
Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the balls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles.
Why me?
This is one of the most frequently asked questions in the history of mankind. There is no fate hidden behind, no deeper, meaning, you simply lost the lottery in the chaotic complex automaton our Universe is. Besides, your cum ist passably tasty.
When are you going to stop living in my balls?
You cannot escape me.
Do I call the police?
The authorities will not help you.
What are the consequences of you living in my balls?
Be aware.
What if I am ok with you living in my balls?
I will make sure you’re not.
Are you imaginary?
I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR BALLS
If there are any more questions then you can consult me by stretching your nutsack 2 times and directly speaking to it.
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I am living in your balls.
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Elon Musk is probably sponsoring school shooters so that he can kidnap more broken children to work in his lithium mines.
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# Elon Musk is probably sponsoring school shooters so that he can kidnap more broken children to work in his lithium mines.
The Title says it all. I've read a few arguments on this topic, and I am willing to conclude from the mass of evidence I have accrued that this is indeed the case. After all, he was in the country when Columbine happened. Coincidence? I don't think so. He is working actively with Jeff Bezos to produce a generation of weak willed slaves for their sweatshops, factories, and mines. If you see his face when you sleep, that's the Elon-shill drug taking effect. This drug turns you into a zombie that buys tesla stock and nothing else. You are more susceptible to this drug if:
A: You get no bitches, a lack of bitches can result in a weak will in man and women alike.
B: You are a school shooter, survived a school shooting, or are the reincarnation of someone who died in a school shooting.
or finally C: If you have been abducted by aliens in the past.
This drug is administered in small dosage by, you guessed it. The education system, which is conveniently being invested in by both Musk and Bezos. Coincidence? I think not!
In conclusion, stay out of school, and don't go to college.
The Title says it all. I've read a few arguments on this topic, and I am willing to conclude from the mass of evidence I have accrued that this is indeed the case. After all, he was in the country when Columbine happened. Coincidence? I don't think so. He is working actively with Jeff Bezos to produce a generation of weak willed slaves for their sweatshops, factories, and mines. If you see his face when you sleep, that's the Elon-shill drug taking effect. This drug turns you into a zombie that buys tesla stock and nothing else. You are more susceptible to this drug if:
A: You get no bitches, a lack of bitches can result in a weak will in man and women alike.
B: You are a school shooter, survived a school shooting, or are the reincarnation of someone who died in a school shooting.
or finally C: If you have been abducted by aliens in the past.
This drug is administered in small dosage by, you guessed it. The education system, which is conveniently being invested in by both Musk and Bezos. Coincidence? I think not!
In conclusion, stay out of school, and don't go to college.
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Beware guys
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Hi this is a message from the creator of reddit and it tells you a little bit about what is going to happento reddit on the 15th of Oct . Please don't send this back to the person you recieved it from. Dear reddit members, Reddit is soppose to be closing down it is recently becoming very overpopulated. there ............have been many members complaining that reddit is becoming very slow. Records show that there are manyactive reddit members and, ... and on the other side, many new members.We will be sending this message around to see if members are active or not. If you are active please send to15 other users using copy+paste to show that you are still active. *Those who do not send this message within2 weeks will be deleted without hesitation to make more spaceb
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Dear Ukrainians! This is a real thing. Not a joke just trying to spread it. Spread it where you see frightened Ukrainians.
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**Don't worry everyone dies in a while. 🤭**
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Jesse and James
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So I really want to let them have their orgy with Meowth as the host.
Also Ash by now is 20, so let him have it too with Misty and Brock as guests.
Mistys tight hips are perfect for the huge cock Ash must have (it literally didn't cum for 20 years, imagine the spermpressure :o ).
Have Charizard to make it warm and cosy and let it have sex with Snorlax.
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Also Pikachu can eat Jesses ass.
Also Ash by now is 20, so let him have it too with Misty and Brock as guests.
Mistys tight hips are perfect for the huge cock Ash must have (it literally didn't cum for 20 years, imagine the spermpressure :o ).
Have Charizard to make it warm and cosy and let it have sex with Snorlax.
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Also Pikachu can eat Jesses ass.
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A good reply to spam messages
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NO. STOP GO BACK TO THE SPAM HELL YOU SPEWED FROM YOU HIDEOUS POOL OF SWALLOWED BILE. CRAWL BACK INTO THE CAUSTIC MIST OF MARKETING MIASMA AND NEVER DEFACE THIS SCREEN AGAIN YOU BEETLE STUFFED CONDOM HURTLING TOWARD A BARREL OF BURNING HAIR AND USED MOTOR OIL. FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO SCAM. YOU ARE THE GREASY RASH ON THE INSIDE THIGH OF LUCIFER. YOU ARE THE REGURGITATED CARCASS THAT FEEDS THE BASTARD HATCHLINGS OF BRAND AWARENESS. YOU INFEST AND SWELL--MAKING A MEAL FROM THE CURDLED FOUNTAIN OF YOUR ADVERTISING BITCH, ALL CAKED AND FLECKED AROUND YOUR DROOLING GRIN AS HER OPIATED MILK SEEPS THROUGH HER GANGRENOUS PORES. UNSUBSCRIBE NOW.
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TIFU by vomiting into a 92 year-old woman's vagina.
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I had just begun a new job working in memory care at a senior center. I was excited about the job. I love helping people. But, on the day I was supposed to start training.... I had a bit of a stomach 'thing' going on. But I didn't want to call off so early in my employment.... so I took a big slurp of Pepto Bismol and went in.
The first half of the shift went fine. And, though I was a still queasy, I was alright. I was learning how to help the residents with meals, recreation, and all their daily functions.
My manager told me it was time to learn how to help them with bathroom functions. And that one of the residents, a 92 year old woman named "Georgia" needed to be changed. I gulped, but was ready. The residents needed help with this, and I'd provide the help.
My manager brought me into Georgia's room. She was lying on her bed, awake and smiling. My manager said: "Georgia, we're here to change you. "
Georgia smiled and said: "That's nice."
Manager said: "I know you've not been feeling well, Georgia. is today any better?"
Georgia smiled and said "That's nice." My manager told me this is the only thing Georgia EVER said.
My boss lead me through the process of getting Georgia's pants off. The smell intensified. My stomach burbled. We opened Georgia's disposable adult undergarment.
Yeah. Georgia WAS NOT feeling well. Georgia had horible, volcanic diareahha. Georgia had messed herself. And the mess had creeped around to AND INTO her front.
My boss began the cleaning. Showing me how to gently clean the resident. She had me put my gloves on and told me I was to finish cleaning Georgia. At this point, my stomach was NOT doing well. But I was determined. The residents needed me.
Gloves on, wet wipes in hand. Cleaning Georgia's outsides was managable. I was queasy, but it was managable. Then my boss pointed out I was not done. That, some of the diareahha had gone into Georgia's vagina. And I would have to clean that out.
I should mention at this point that I am a gay man. And that this was my very first experience with a vagina. And, while I'm totally vagina-positive... and not adversant.... I was not prepared to deal with a brown liquid filled vagina. Not when I was dealing with nausea.
I vomited. I know I should have felt it coming and turned away. But I didn't. The vomit happened suddenly and withouyt warning. And it went onto and into her vagina.
Georgia just smiled and said: "That's nice."
My boss then said something for which I will always be grateful. Even though her lips were pursed and I could tell she was disgusted and upset, she only said: "If you're vomiting, you need to go home. Now. I'll take care of this."
I took off my gloves. I went home. I went back the next day and gifted my boss with a bunch of candy bars.
Epilogue: I'm still working there. I've not vomited into any more vaginas.
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tl;dr: If you're sick, stay home.
The first half of the shift went fine. And, though I was a still queasy, I was alright. I was learning how to help the residents with meals, recreation, and all their daily functions.
My manager told me it was time to learn how to help them with bathroom functions. And that one of the residents, a 92 year old woman named "Georgia" needed to be changed. I gulped, but was ready. The residents needed help with this, and I'd provide the help.
My manager brought me into Georgia's room. She was lying on her bed, awake and smiling. My manager said: "Georgia, we're here to change you. "
Georgia smiled and said: "That's nice."
Manager said: "I know you've not been feeling well, Georgia. is today any better?"
Georgia smiled and said "That's nice." My manager told me this is the only thing Georgia EVER said.
My boss lead me through the process of getting Georgia's pants off. The smell intensified. My stomach burbled. We opened Georgia's disposable adult undergarment.
Yeah. Georgia WAS NOT feeling well. Georgia had horible, volcanic diareahha. Georgia had messed herself. And the mess had creeped around to AND INTO her front.
My boss began the cleaning. Showing me how to gently clean the resident. She had me put my gloves on and told me I was to finish cleaning Georgia. At this point, my stomach was NOT doing well. But I was determined. The residents needed me.
Gloves on, wet wipes in hand. Cleaning Georgia's outsides was managable. I was queasy, but it was managable. Then my boss pointed out I was not done. That, some of the diareahha had gone into Georgia's vagina. And I would have to clean that out.
I should mention at this point that I am a gay man. And that this was my very first experience with a vagina. And, while I'm totally vagina-positive... and not adversant.... I was not prepared to deal with a brown liquid filled vagina. Not when I was dealing with nausea.
I vomited. I know I should have felt it coming and turned away. But I didn't. The vomit happened suddenly and withouyt warning. And it went onto and into her vagina.
Georgia just smiled and said: "That's nice."
My boss then said something for which I will always be grateful. Even though her lips were pursed and I could tell she was disgusted and upset, she only said: "If you're vomiting, you need to go home. Now. I'll take care of this."
I took off my gloves. I went home. I went back the next day and gifted my boss with a bunch of candy bars.
Epilogue: I'm still working there. I've not vomited into any more vaginas.
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tl;dr: If you're sick, stay home.
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I'm a lesbian female
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So I'm a lesbian female who's never really fit the feminine thing. I never liked Britney Spears or wanted to be the head bitch and I liked watching basketball. having said that I have sympathy for niceguys and incels because most females are off. Because I'm a lesbian female I know a lot about vaginal contact and what females like. See most of females are obsessed with becoming head bitch and getting the Chad when they are younger men are more smart and logical this is why they get leadership rolls. But females want to take away the power of men and this is coming from a former feminist
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I love women that will actually just kill me.
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I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. Y’know, when I left the house today I was thinking, damn, I hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway. And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I’m talkin’ watermelon in the thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit out of me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little “peepee pisspiss boy.” I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like… weirdly embarrassing, unsanitary too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I’m trying to say here? I mean, I’m a real freak, I’m not normal. Ma’am, please, you have to crush me.
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Porn hub official server
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delete discord off of your school computer right goddamn now bc ms.smith already caught 2 and now we are being called into the office about the fucking server and if they catch anymore of us we are fucked plus some of yall were on the fucking OFFICIAL VERIFIED PORN HUB SERVER AND THEY SAW THAT SHIT SO FOR FUCKS SAKE DELETE IT OFF OF YOUR SCHOOL COMPUTER NOW.
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Making grandma orgasm(found on r/shitty superpowers)
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Alright, hear me out, you have your girlfriend over for family dinner. She knows you can make eachother orgasm at will, but she thinks it only works on her because you only use it on her when you two are together, and at family dinner, you both are so used to having magical orgasms together, you can hide your faces and reactions from other people while orgasming. So you decide to have a little fun, but right as soon as you pull the trigger for the orgasm, your grandma passed you the gravy for your mashed potatoes, and her arm rubs against your shoulder, and you, who are completely used to the feeling of an orgasm keep your cool while your girlfriend, and rest of the family watch in complete horror as your grandma experiences a very intense orgasm. Since your grandpa passed away several years ago, she hasn't had any physical satisfaction. And even though you are going through an intense orgasm yourself, you cum in cumplete horror watching the look of sheer ecstasy and sexual satisfaction as your grandmothers orgasm lasts... 2 minutes??? Your own orgasm only lasted maybe a few seconds... But, grannies orgasm... It's still happening..... 6 minutes goes by, and your grandma has a look of sheer bliss on her face as her body is still trembling. You start to wonder... Has grandma even ever had an orgasm before? As she has a look on her face like something completely new and exciting is happening to her body! Like, she's never felt anything like it!!! And the orgasm is still going on! Your mother calls an ambulance! But it's too late. The orgasm was so intense, and so powerful. It killed your grandmother. And you, knowing exactly what happened, are happy knowing your grandmother died a very happy, and satisfied woman from an orgasm that you gave her.
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Picture link submissions MUST be of a person sticking their own penis into their own ass.
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Hello everybody,
I'm not understanding what has been happening lately, but we've been getting a lot of people posting pictures of their dicks or their dicks in the general area of their ass. These pictures usually have a question in the title (example: "How do I...").
There is a Bimonthly [r/selffuck](https://www.reddit.com/r/selffuck/) Discussion pinned at the top of this subreddit where these questions must go. Do not bypass our rule just to get your question visible on the front page of this subreddit. ~~There was~~ [~~one exception this week~~](https://www.reddit.com/r/selffuck/comments/rz7r3w/i_can_get_my_dick_over_my_hole_but_cant_get_it_in/)~~, but the user made (what seemed to be) a true attempt at self fuck.~~ *edit: No more questions allowed in the title of a post.*
* Penis only pictures **do not** belong on this subreddit, they belong on [r/penis](https://www.reddit.com/r/penis/) or similar subreddits.
* Picture of your asshole **do not** belong on this subreddit.
* Pictures of your dick resting on top of your asshole **do not** belong on this subreddit.
* Pictures of your dick near your asshole (off to the side, etc) **do not** belong on this subreddit.
What belongs here then?
* Pictures of a persons dick inside their own asshole.
* Good attempts at sticking their own dick inside their asshole (they're clearly pressing the dick in and not just resting it on their asshole).
Please follow these extremely easy rules. I absolutely hate rules, but these simple-to-follow rules make for a great experience for everybody.
I'm not understanding what has been happening lately, but we've been getting a lot of people posting pictures of their dicks or their dicks in the general area of their ass. These pictures usually have a question in the title (example: "How do I...").
There is a Bimonthly [r/selffuck](https://www.reddit.com/r/selffuck/) Discussion pinned at the top of this subreddit where these questions must go. Do not bypass our rule just to get your question visible on the front page of this subreddit. ~~There was~~ [~~one exception this week~~](https://www.reddit.com/r/selffuck/comments/rz7r3w/i_can_get_my_dick_over_my_hole_but_cant_get_it_in/)~~, but the user made (what seemed to be) a true attempt at self fuck.~~ *edit: No more questions allowed in the title of a post.*
* Penis only pictures **do not** belong on this subreddit, they belong on [r/penis](https://www.reddit.com/r/penis/) or similar subreddits.
* Picture of your asshole **do not** belong on this subreddit.
* Pictures of your dick resting on top of your asshole **do not** belong on this subreddit.
* Pictures of your dick near your asshole (off to the side, etc) **do not** belong on this subreddit.
What belongs here then?
* Pictures of a persons dick inside their own asshole.
* Good attempts at sticking their own dick inside their asshole (they're clearly pressing the dick in and not just resting it on their asshole).
Please follow these extremely easy rules. I absolutely hate rules, but these simple-to-follow rules make for a great experience for everybody.
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don't go into #nsfw
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no little german boy don’t go into #nsfw
ach mein gott dis channel ist full of boobtitten
oh mein gott! weiner schnitzels!!!
Oh mein gotten it isch full of analcocken
the voman and other voman can kissenfucken? das good very good
ach mein gott dis channel ist full of boobtitten
oh mein gott! weiner schnitzels!!!
Oh mein gotten it isch full of analcocken
the voman and other voman can kissenfucken? das good very good
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I love god. 🙏
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I love god, like I literally love him so much! LIKE OMG I like to put my large 50cm dick into his ass😏 and start whooping like jeSUS christ Oma Lawd SOOOo hottie uwu!!!🥵 He make me wanna come in like 2 seconds but I need to hold it because I am a good prayer so I need to satisfy before myself so I will suck his cock before doing anything right, he will come foutain of holy susy come in my mouth and i swallow it !!!1!? BECAUSE IM A GOOD PRAYER🤲🙏!!! UESAYESSIR! Im LIL NAS Y hahah so i will stay in heaven and sheeesh zamn with JEsus not with satan sheeesh zamn!11 less go mf🤪 I will read The Bible for me and Jesus children everyday!11🧾 GOD IS GOOD GOD IS GREAT! AND GOD IS THICK ASS AF SHEESH ZAMN DADDY GOD UWU HARDER DADy🥶💯🥵🔥
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Absurd Porn Titles
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The big bang
Reporter gets banged by terrorists
Old ass woman get fucked before she dies
Retard emo gets banged after dinner
Bald bitch gets wild with snakes
Koi fish enters Asian pussy
Mom's spaghetti
Penis gets stuck in ass
The taste of grandma's furburger
The gimp and the retard
Fat cock enters fatter cock Pt. 2
My stepsis gets a penis slap her retarded face
Toy story hentai
Taste of cock in soil
Swamp exploring Pt. 1
Horny potter and thee soucerer's balls
The bitches of the fart bitches
Romantic dude cums on rose
Emo couple wants to fuck more than they want to die
Adolf Hitler painting gets destroyed by big black cock
Not the cosbies boy close enough
Insert two apples in my ass
Pretty boy pees and farts and flexes his bumhole
Anna nichole smith's retarded grand daughter
Shreck
Wizard of porn
sonic having orgasms
Kung fu power sex
Sperm burger
He's watching my neighbor, haha
Pink guy gets ejaculated on
Nipples get destroyed
My hardcore fettish
Baby gets thrown off balcony
Edward penis hands
Asscream sundae
Meme orgy gets nasty
Giant cock gets stuck
Phineas and Phearb
Black cock down
Mom's spaghetti
Getting hole punched in a party
Reporter gets banged by terrorists
Old ass woman get fucked before she dies
Retard emo gets banged after dinner
Bald bitch gets wild with snakes
Koi fish enters Asian pussy
Mom's spaghetti
Penis gets stuck in ass
The taste of grandma's furburger
The gimp and the retard
Fat cock enters fatter cock Pt. 2
My stepsis gets a penis slap her retarded face
Toy story hentai
Taste of cock in soil
Swamp exploring Pt. 1
Horny potter and thee soucerer's balls
The bitches of the fart bitches
Romantic dude cums on rose
Emo couple wants to fuck more than they want to die
Adolf Hitler painting gets destroyed by big black cock
Not the cosbies boy close enough
Insert two apples in my ass
Pretty boy pees and farts and flexes his bumhole
Anna nichole smith's retarded grand daughter
Shreck
Wizard of porn
sonic having orgasms
Kung fu power sex
Sperm burger
He's watching my neighbor, haha
Pink guy gets ejaculated on
Nipples get destroyed
My hardcore fettish
Baby gets thrown off balcony
Edward penis hands
Asscream sundae
Meme orgy gets nasty
Giant cock gets stuck
Phineas and Phearb
Black cock down
Mom's spaghetti
Getting hole punched in a party
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i have no fucking idea
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1. Constant vomiting and diarrhea
2. No longer having a gag reflex
3. Fun fact: watermelon juice tastes good both ways
4. Vommited so often that I had my hair tied back
5. I don’t know what to eat
6. Because everything tastes god awful
7. And I’m afraid of throwing up more
8. For the time being,here is grape doggo.
9. (ril grape doggo:[https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/878680328628211775/953082505840455760/IMG\_0094.jpg](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/878680328628211775/953082505840455760/IMG_0094.jpg))
2. No longer having a gag reflex
3. Fun fact: watermelon juice tastes good both ways
4. Vommited so often that I had my hair tied back
5. I don’t know what to eat
6. Because everything tastes god awful
7. And I’m afraid of throwing up more
8. For the time being,here is grape doggo.
9. (ril grape doggo:[https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/878680328628211775/953082505840455760/IMG\_0094.jpg](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/878680328628211775/953082505840455760/IMG_0094.jpg))
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In-depth Analysis: Putin Vs Elon Single Combat
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Putin: Age: 69 Height 5 feet 7 inches Weight: 157 pounds Reach: 2 feet 7 inches
Fighting Styles: Putin’s primary style is Judo. He originally obtained his black belt at 15, but this has since been revoked.
Supplementary: Putin is also said to practice Sambo and Kyokushin.
Weapons training: Putin has extensive training with various fire arms as documented with his hunting background. Poison debufs have long been Putin’s primary damage source for single targets, but it is unclear if Putin has the charisma stat needed to convince Elon to drink/Eat which may limit its impact. Putin has a well documented Chemical, nuclear, and ballistic missiles supply, but the size of the arena may limit there effectiveness. Additionally we can assume he has explosive experience and a potential for a hidden shoe blade(Source Deadliest Warrior: Spetsnaz vs Green Beret S1E2) thanks to his time with the KGB/FSB.
Assumed:
Due to Putin’s history KGB experience it can be assumed that he has experience with some Greco-Roman wrestling techniques to the extent they are used in Systema. ARB techniques can also be assumed due to Putin FSB involvement.
Theoretical:
Animal Magnetism. Putin has on numerous occasions showed a bizarre ability to control animals with his mind. Feats include calming and hugging a polar bear and earning the respect of militant pigeons(claimed to be a hoax by many). While it is not certain that Putin can use this power at will or if he will have access to Polar bears at the fight location, it should not be overlooked.
Elon: Height: 6 feet, -2 Inches see edit Weight(Assumed): 180.7 pounds Wing Span: 2’11 inches
Fighting Styles Allegad: Musk has stated that he has trained in Kyokushin , Karate, Taekwondo, Judo, and BJJ since an early age. I have not been able to confirm this.
Weapons training: We have definitive evidence that he not only owns at least one “flamethrower” and has some experience using it.
Assumed: Autistic Strength: Musk has stated several times that he has Autism and confirmed with his actions. It can be assumed he posses some level of Autistic Strength.
Weeb Techniques: While I can not definitively say that Elon has access to techniques from his love of Anime, it should also be a factor. Additionally it can be assumed he has some mastery of the blade, but it is unclear if this only applies to the katana.
Tech: There is a very real possibility Elon would utilize Tesla’s Autonomous vehicles as “cavalry’s” to and/or flame based IED’s. Historically both methods have been proven effective to incapacitate or kill with, but it is unclear if targeting only applies to passengers and innocent 3rd party motorists. SpaceX rockets and Satellites are a theoretical factor that could also become a factor.
Location:
Russia: If the bout were to take place in Russia Putin would gain a significant boost due to potential for status effects (poison), cold resistance, and ally assist(Snipers, FIS, and Friendly Law Enforcement). We can also assume Putin will gain a slight buff due to the “Defending the Motherland” buff applied to all Russia Citizens when a foreign force invades.
International Waters: Both Elon and Putin’s yachts show experience on the ocean and could provide naval support. Putin has more experience on the water and time at sea due to his well documented yacht escapades. While Elon does have some sailing experience, it is not as lengthy as Putin’s. Additionally we can assume that Russia’s naval fleets would likely be deployed.
Ukraine: Elon and Putin would both gain massive ally buffs without a definitive advantage to either side. Putin would likely experience the Away from Motherland Debuff. This is assumed due to the historical precedent shown in Ukraine, Afghanistan, etc. of Russians willpower, fortitude, and strength debuffs when Russia invaded as seen in Afghastan, Ukraine, etc.
Terms of Engagement:
It is unclear if the bout will be to death, incapacitation, or yielding. If the match is to the death Putin has a clear psychological advantage. It is unclear if weapons will be allowed and to what extent. We can assume both fighters will play dirty and have various undisclosed gadgets.
TLDR/Conclusion:
Both Papa Musk and Vladdy Daddy have distinct advantages in various categories. A clear favorite cannot be chosen until terms of engagement are ratified.
A CEO challenging the most powerful dictator on the planet to single combat is a clear signal of strength to investors. Bullish on Tesla. Bearish on the Rubble.
Research Methods: Vyvanse 70mg
Edits:
Thank you to thekittynati for pointing out that Putin’s funny number age will likely affect the public perception and could be a bullish signal for the rubble.
Due to several Elon Musk height experts concerns I have revised 5 feet 10 inches to 6 feet, -2 inches. I believe this is a fair compromise since the best proof I have been able to find are photos with Joe Rogan who is approximately 4 feet 11 inches.
Fighting Styles: Putin’s primary style is Judo. He originally obtained his black belt at 15, but this has since been revoked.
Supplementary: Putin is also said to practice Sambo and Kyokushin.
Weapons training: Putin has extensive training with various fire arms as documented with his hunting background. Poison debufs have long been Putin’s primary damage source for single targets, but it is unclear if Putin has the charisma stat needed to convince Elon to drink/Eat which may limit its impact. Putin has a well documented Chemical, nuclear, and ballistic missiles supply, but the size of the arena may limit there effectiveness. Additionally we can assume he has explosive experience and a potential for a hidden shoe blade(Source Deadliest Warrior: Spetsnaz vs Green Beret S1E2) thanks to his time with the KGB/FSB.
Assumed:
Due to Putin’s history KGB experience it can be assumed that he has experience with some Greco-Roman wrestling techniques to the extent they are used in Systema. ARB techniques can also be assumed due to Putin FSB involvement.
Theoretical:
Animal Magnetism. Putin has on numerous occasions showed a bizarre ability to control animals with his mind. Feats include calming and hugging a polar bear and earning the respect of militant pigeons(claimed to be a hoax by many). While it is not certain that Putin can use this power at will or if he will have access to Polar bears at the fight location, it should not be overlooked.
Elon: Height: 6 feet, -2 Inches see edit Weight(Assumed): 180.7 pounds Wing Span: 2’11 inches
Fighting Styles Allegad: Musk has stated that he has trained in Kyokushin , Karate, Taekwondo, Judo, and BJJ since an early age. I have not been able to confirm this.
Weapons training: We have definitive evidence that he not only owns at least one “flamethrower” and has some experience using it.
Assumed: Autistic Strength: Musk has stated several times that he has Autism and confirmed with his actions. It can be assumed he posses some level of Autistic Strength.
Weeb Techniques: While I can not definitively say that Elon has access to techniques from his love of Anime, it should also be a factor. Additionally it can be assumed he has some mastery of the blade, but it is unclear if this only applies to the katana.
Tech: There is a very real possibility Elon would utilize Tesla’s Autonomous vehicles as “cavalry’s” to and/or flame based IED’s. Historically both methods have been proven effective to incapacitate or kill with, but it is unclear if targeting only applies to passengers and innocent 3rd party motorists. SpaceX rockets and Satellites are a theoretical factor that could also become a factor.
Location:
Russia: If the bout were to take place in Russia Putin would gain a significant boost due to potential for status effects (poison), cold resistance, and ally assist(Snipers, FIS, and Friendly Law Enforcement). We can also assume Putin will gain a slight buff due to the “Defending the Motherland” buff applied to all Russia Citizens when a foreign force invades.
International Waters: Both Elon and Putin’s yachts show experience on the ocean and could provide naval support. Putin has more experience on the water and time at sea due to his well documented yacht escapades. While Elon does have some sailing experience, it is not as lengthy as Putin’s. Additionally we can assume that Russia’s naval fleets would likely be deployed.
Ukraine: Elon and Putin would both gain massive ally buffs without a definitive advantage to either side. Putin would likely experience the Away from Motherland Debuff. This is assumed due to the historical precedent shown in Ukraine, Afghanistan, etc. of Russians willpower, fortitude, and strength debuffs when Russia invaded as seen in Afghastan, Ukraine, etc.
Terms of Engagement:
It is unclear if the bout will be to death, incapacitation, or yielding. If the match is to the death Putin has a clear psychological advantage. It is unclear if weapons will be allowed and to what extent. We can assume both fighters will play dirty and have various undisclosed gadgets.
TLDR/Conclusion:
Both Papa Musk and Vladdy Daddy have distinct advantages in various categories. A clear favorite cannot be chosen until terms of engagement are ratified.
A CEO challenging the most powerful dictator on the planet to single combat is a clear signal of strength to investors. Bullish on Tesla. Bearish on the Rubble.
Research Methods: Vyvanse 70mg
Edits:
Thank you to thekittynati for pointing out that Putin’s funny number age will likely affect the public perception and could be a bullish signal for the rubble.
Due to several Elon Musk height experts concerns I have revised 5 feet 10 inches to 6 feet, -2 inches. I believe this is a fair compromise since the best proof I have been able to find are photos with Joe Rogan who is approximately 4 feet 11 inches.
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LISTEN YOU SON OF A BITCH
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LISTEN YOU SON OF A BITCH WHAT THE FUCKS YOUR PROBLEM YOU GET IN MY FACE WITH THAT ILL BEAT YOUR GOD DAMN ASS YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU FUCKING GOD DAMN FUCKER LISTEN FUCKHEAD YOU HAVE FUCKING CROSSED THE LINE GET THAT THROUGH YOUR GOD DAMN FUCKING HEAD STOP PUSHING YOUR SHIT YOU GOT THAT YOU GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH IM SORRY BUT IM DONE THOSE ARE FUCKING FIGHTING WORDS
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