Yuh, yuh, yuh

Lil Penis on the beat
Y’know what I’m saying?

Im in the streets Beating my meat
I do it in public, I’m not discreet
Your rhymes are getting crusty, like my bedsheets
Bitch, I don’t want pussy, show me your feet

My dick so big they call it a ruler
Yuh, just like Hitler I am a ruler
Lil Penis or Drake, who do you think is cooler? She thinks its 8 inches but I’m just tryna fool her

Stop telling me that I’m schizophrenic
I don’t clean my dick I’m not very hygienic
I know it’s small, don’t feel apologetic
A bump in my pubes, yeah that’s my aesthetic

My balls are hairy, give them a shout-out
Tell that girl, I do not pull out
Why these dudes askin’ Lil Penis for free clout?
Make your own rhymes, that what I am all about


Haha, alright Lil Penis out
Keep it real out there

I can tell you now that William Hurt slayed me. I met him in the Hollywood Hills. It was after an especially busy night at the Roxy. The road managers from both dressing rooms had been very inspiring with cocaine support. Plus a party invitation but I was too messed up to find it. I kept looking at the address I had scrawled. Driving in circles, I knew I needed help but it with almost 3AM. Desperate, I looked for groups of cars and called out to some party people high in the bird streets. Asking, is this the right party? They invited me to join them for a drink on the patio overlooking the lights of LA LA. I was introduced all around and seated next to the honored thespian but engaged with everyone else until he began to poke at me. Told me I was ignoring him and being mean. They had said he was going to be the next big thing in Hollywood. HIM? WHY? They had finished shooting ALTERED STATES. While not released they believed they had a hit. That William Hurt was going to be the next Robert Redford. OH. To sort out our private dilemma we went on a walk and then crawled into a loaner car. He had come out west for the funeral of his mother. Was going back to New York the following day. Did I want to come? HELL NO. He was full of shit. We did drugs and laughed like idiots. There were tears and soft silky babies hair kisses for 6 hours he was a star. What an audition. He was complex and mercurial, gentle and fierce. Just the right measure of sarcasm while asking questions and listening actively. I had zero sense of who he was but trouble. He could play any part and I told him so.

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

A **copypasta** is a block of text that is [copied and pasted](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cut,_copy,_and_paste) across the [Internet](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet) by individuals through [online forums](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Online_forum) and [social networking](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_networking) websites. Copypastas are said to be similar to [spam](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spamming)[\[1\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copypasta#cite_note-Techopedia-1) as they are often used to annoy other users and disrupt online discourse.

## Contents

* [1History](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copypasta#History)
* [1.1Etymology](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copypasta#Etymology)
* [2Notable examples](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copypasta#Notable_examples)
* [2.1Navy Seal](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copypasta#Navy_Seal)
* [2.2*Bee Movie*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copypasta#Bee_Movie)
* [3See also](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copypasta#See_also)
* [4References](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copypasta#References)

## History[[edit](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Copypasta&action=edit§ion=1)]

The word "copypasta" was first used on [Usenet](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Usenet) groups in 2006.[\[2\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copypasta#cite_note-2)

### Etymology[[edit](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Copypasta&action=edit§ion=2)]

The term "copypasta" is derived from the computer term "copy/paste", and can be traced back to an anonymous [4chan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan) thread from 2006.[\[1\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copypasta#cite_note-Techopedia-1)[\[3\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copypasta#cite_note-CC-3)

## Notable examples[[edit](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Copypasta&action=edit§ion=3)]

### Navy Seal[[edit](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Copypasta&action=edit§ion=4)]

The [Navy Seal](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navy_Seal) copypasta is a lengthy, comically written, aggressive attack paragraph against a "kiddo", written in the voice of the stereotypical "tough guy", listing absurd accomplishments such as having "over 300 confirmed kills" and being "trained in gorilla \[[*sic*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sic)\] warfare". This copypasta is often reposted as a humorous overreaction to an insult and is thought to have originated in a post on a 4chan message board from 11 November 2010.[\[4\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copypasta#cite_note-Navy_Seals-4)

This copypasta is infamously used in the manifesto of the perpetrator of the [Christchurch mosque shootings](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christchurch_mosque_shootings).[\[5\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copypasta#cite_note-5)

### Bee Movie[[edit](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Copypasta&action=edit§ion=5)]

*Main article:* [*Bee Movie § Cultural influence*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bee_Movie#Cultural_influence)

The [*Bee Movie*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bee_Movie) copypasta dates back to 2013 where users would post the entire script of the *Bee Movie* onto websites such as [Reddit](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reddit) and [Tumblr](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tumblr).[\[6\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copypasta#cite_note-6) This was popularised around the time when edits of the film were first being posted and popularized on [YouTube](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/YouTube) in late 2016.[\[7\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copypasta#cite_note-7)

## See also[[edit](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Copypasta&action=edit§ion=6)]

📷Look up [***copypasta***](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Special:Search/copypasta) in Wiktionary, the free dictionary.

* [Creepypasta](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creepypasta), brief, user-generated, paranormal stories intended to scare readers
* [Faxlore](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faxlore), similar content circulated by fax machine
* [Know Your Meme](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Know_Your_Meme), a website and video series which researches and documents the history of Copypastas and similar content
* [Running gag](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Running_gag), a recurring joke
* [Snowclone](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowclone), a cliché and phrasal template that can be used and recognized in multiple variants
* [Shitposting](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shitposting), the practice of posting intentionally low-quality or provocative content to troll or solicit reactions from others

## References[[edit](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Copypasta&action=edit§ion=7)]

1. \^ [Jump up to:***a***](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copypasta#cite_ref-Techopedia_1-0) [***b***](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copypasta#cite_ref-Techopedia_1-1) ["What is Copypasta? - Definition from Techopedia"](https://www.techopedia.com/definition/31470/copypasta). *Techopedia.com*. Retrieved 30 December 2018.
2. [**\^**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copypasta#cite_ref-2) ["Words We're Watching: 'Copypasta'"](https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/words-were-watching-copypasta). [*Merriam-Webster*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merriam-Webster). Retrieved 30 December 2018.
3. [**\^**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copypasta#cite_ref-CC_3-0) Jaquez, Sophia (12 December 2018). ["My Favorite CopyPastas"](https://countycurrent.com/2018/12/12/my-favorite-copypastas/). *The County Current*. Retrieved 30 December 2018.
4. [**\^**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copypasta#cite_ref-Navy_Seals_4-0) ["What Does Navy Seal copypasta Mean?"](https://web.archive.org/web/20181026053421/https://www.dictionary.com/e/memes/navy-seal-copypasta/). *Dictionary.com*. Archived from [the original](https://www.dictionary.com/e/memes/navy-seal-copypasta/) on 26 October 2018.
5. [**\^**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copypasta#cite_ref-5) ["The Honk Pill Troll Killer: Brenton Tarrant's Motives May Never be Known – if We're Not Careful"](https://www.rightminds.nz/articles/the-honk-pill-troll-killer-brenton-tarrants-motives-may-never-be-known-if-were-not-careful). 28 March 2019.
6. [**\^**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copypasta#cite_ref-6) Bergado, Gabe. ["How Barry B. Benson Became an Internet A-Lister"](https://www.inverse.com/article/25329-bee-movie-memes-explained-script-youtube-videos). *Inverse*. Retrieved 30 December 2018.
7. [**\^**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copypasta#cite_ref-7) ["The Best Prank on Facebook Right Now Involves the Entire Transcript of Bee Movie"](http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2015/12/why-do-people-post-the-bee-movie-script.html). *Intelligencer*. 2 December 2015. Retrieved 30 December 2018.

So if I understand‏‏‎‏‏‎‏‏‎‏‏‎­it correctly, to be elegant straight would mean that, as a man, I am only attracted to biological females. So that would make me super-straight. There's only one problem with that. I dont go after straight women. I only pursue GAY WOMEN because- hear me out... Straight women like DICK and that honestly... is a little gay so I only pursue LESBIANS, meaning... I have become... ULTRA STRAIGHT.

I wake to the glorious gong of Big Ben, like every other day in this wonderful city. I don my monocle and the local football team’s shirt, before looking outside upon the smog-stricken London streets and breathe in the stench. I get up and salute the portrait of the Queen while screaming out “RULE BRITANNIA” out of my open window. I rapidly inhale several teabags. Despite its unuse since I was a child, I ignored my toothbrush lying on my bedside table, and stride out of my crumbling Victorian house. I attempt to flag down the nearest black-cab taxi, but at my failure to locate such a vehicle, I board a red London bus and head to the local pub. A stiff silence is enforced as everyone awkwardly ensures they don’t interact with anyone else on the crowded interior. We all have the same idea of where we are going. Once we arrive, I locate my “mates” within the dark, reeking establishment. They too are wearing a monocle and matching shirts. On the small CRT TV, kickoff had just begun and the footie fans were fully ready for the following match, already with their faces painted in team emblems and cheering loud enough to deafen anybody within several hundred metres. In the meantime, we ordered fish and chips and several pints of locally brewed beer. Once the food arrives we nearly break our teeth, due to how crooked and stained they are. Before we know it the match is over. Our team won 1-0, scoring in the 89th minute after an own goal from the opponent team. This is the greatest day ever, and we have once again shown our team’s superiority of football over the neighbouring borough. As I leave the pub, the sun has been set for hours, and the only illumination is the dim yellow glow of street lamps. Almost immediately, I have the wind knocked out of me by some young British roadmen. The goons proceed to stab me while I’m stunned and then run off with my wallet, muttering about "wah’tuh" as they scarper. A policeman in a black cap arrives and escorts me home. I read some Harry Potter before I fall asleep on my union jack pillow. Another day well spent.

want to have sex with jellybean so bad. I don't even care if she consents, when im done with her, her purple eyeliner will be running down her cheeks ONG.

You don't need titles anymore, just copy this and you're alright

Two steps ahead, I am always two steps ahead. This has been the greatest social experiment I've come to know, certainly the greatest of my entire life. It's alluring, It's compelling. It's gripping to bear witness to observe all these unwell, unbalanced, disoriented beings roam the internet in search of stories. In search of...ideas. Of conflict, of rivalries. Where people develop a distinctive desire for direct engagement where people feel involved with the stories and therefore become product of influence. Thirsty for distraction, from time spent from lackluster lifestyles spoiling their minds while stimulating at the exact same time. It's brilliant, but it's also dangerous. It's dangerous. I feel as if my life has been positioning to where I'm monitoring ants, on a ant farm. One follows another... follows another... follows another. It's, it's mesmerizing, it's enthralling, it's spellbinding. just look at all these consumers, all of these lost and bored people, consuming anything that they're told to consume. I am the villain. I make myself one, and people will consume these stories year after year after year. Stories that, the stories that shock, that confuse, stories that are deliberately made to blur the boundaries between fact and fiction. Stories that termite, infect, and linger. In the minds of the ants. Influence the ants, brainwash the ants. You, are the ant. I woke this morning to money deposited into my account for simply not doing something. For simply going through with something. People are the most fucked up creatures on this planet. And you will continue to consume and I'll continue to be two steps ahead. Today, I thought it would be a splendid idea to go out and get some food. Gee, are you surprised? Have you forgotten the story? Are you not paying attention? After all you're here to consume, are you not?**Show less**

So, My brother and I are in my room... he is lying on the bed and as I was searching for some films reviews, he says "Look, when I do this it feels so good" while rubbing his penis from over his pants. AND he's just 6 years old... and it became so awkward. I said "oh... ok" AND I CAME HERE FOR ADVICE... he is still doing it... I seriously need some advice on what should I tell him/do?? DO you think I should just... ignore him or tell him to not so it when someone's with him??? idk.. i am confused af

i was being your average horny teen, beating my meat to some straight porn. but that just wasn't cutting it. it wasn't making me horny enough. i google "hog rider clash royale porn" and start fapping to the first image i saw. i released the biggest load i ever had to that hot image, seeing hog riders big meaty dick really turned me on. but then, post nut clarity hit me like a truck. i realized what I had done and started pondering my existence.

I just want to fucking SHIT. IN PEACE. Every fucking time I go to take a shit within 47.8 seconds a family member comes knocking on the door saying they need to use the bathroom urgently and that I need to hurry up. Every. Fucking. Time. LIKE BITCH GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING FACE BEFORE I TAKE THIS HOLY BIG FAT TURD THAT I JUST SPAT OUT OF MY ASS AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR MOTHERFUCKING THROAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I JUST WANT TO SHIT IN PEACE. IS IT THAT MUCH TO ASK FOR. *clears throat* Rant over.

Buried in the post history of [this user](https://reddit.com/user/me) (NSFW) there is abusive content and other disgusting crap. ⛔️Mods PLEASE take action ⛔️

Caught in 64K UHD surround sound 16 Gigs ram, HDR GEFORCE RTX, TI-80 texas insturments, Triple A duracell battery ultrapower100 Cargador Compatible iPhone 1A 5 W 1400 + Cable 100% 1 Metro Blanco Compatible iPhone 5 5 C 5S 6 SE 6S 7 8 X XR XS XS MAX GoPro hero 1 2 terrabyte xbox series x Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved Monitor - U4919DW Sony HDC-3300R 2/3" CCD HD Super Motion Color Camera, 1080p Resolution Toshiba EM131A5C-SS Microwave Oven with Smart Sensor, Easy Clean Interior, ECO Mode and Sound On/Off, 1.2 Cu. ft, Stainless Steel HP LaserJet Pro M404n Monochrome Laser Printer with Built-in Ethernet (W1A52A) GE Voluson E10 Ultrasound Machine LG 23 Cu. Ft. Smart Wi-Fi Enabled InstaView Door-in-Door Counter-Depth Refrigerator with Craft Ice Maker GFW850SPNRS GE 28" Front Load Steam Washer 5.0 Cu. Ft. with SmartDispense, WiFi, OdorBlock and Sanitize and Allergen - Royal Sapphire Kohler K-3589 Cimarron Comfort Height Two-Piece Elongated 1.6 GPF Toilet with AquaPiston Flush Technology., Quick Charge 30W Cargador 3.0 Cargador de Viaje Enchufe Cargador USB Carga Rápida con 3 Puertos carga rápida Adaptador de Corriente para iPhone x 8 7 Xiaomi Pocophone F1 Mix 3 A1 Samsung S10 S9 S8AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 Cargador de Pared 39W Dual Puerto Cargador Móvil para Samsung Galaxy S8 / S8+/ Note 8, iPhone XS / XS Max / XR, iPad Pro / Air, HTC 10, LG G5 / G6 AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 Cargador USB 60W 6 Puerto Cargador Móvil para Samsung Galaxy S8 / S8+ / Note 8, LG G5 / G6, Nexus 5X / 6P, HTC 10, iPhone XS / XS Max / XR, iPad Pro/ Air, Moto G4 SAMSUNG 85-inch Class Crystal UHD TU-8000 Series - 64K UHD HDR Smart TV with Alexa Built-in (UN85TU8000FXZA, 2020 Model) GE 38846 Premium Slim LED Light Bar, 18 Inch Under Cabinet Fixture, Plug-In, Convertible to Direct Wire, Linkable 628 Lumens, 3000K Soft Warm White, High/Off/Low, Easy to Install, Easy to Install, 18 Ft Bissell Cleanview Swivel Pet Upright Bagless Vacuum Cleaner Trane GoPro hero 1 2 terrabyte xbox series x Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved Monitor - U4919DW Sony HDC-3300R 2/3" CCD HD Super Motion Color Camera, 1080p Resolution Toshiba EM131A5C-SS Microwave Oven with Smart Sensor, Easy Clean Interior, ECO Mode and Sound On/Off, 1.2 Cu. ft, Stainless Steel HP LaserJet Pro M404n Monochrome Laser Printer with Built-in Ethernet (W1A52A) GE Voluson E10 Ultrasound Machine LG 23 Cu. Ft. Smart Wi-Fi Enabled InstaView Door-in-Door Counter-Depth Refrigerator with Craft Ice Maker

hoes in the house,
there's some hoes in the house (×25),
there's some... hoes in the house,
there's some hoes in the house,
there's some... hoes in the house,
there's some hoes in the house (×2),
there's some... hoes in the house,
there's some hoes in the house (×10),
there's some... hoes in the house,
there's some hoes in the house (×2),
there's some... hoes in the house,
there's some hoes in the house (×5),
there's some... hoes in the house,
there's some hoes in the house (×10),
there's some... hoes in the house,
there's some hoes in the house (×30),

I've had enough of people saying this, it's untrue and only causes negativity towards furries. EDIT : Do not sort by controversial it's all people who deny the truth.

Yes, I do think using your hands to unclog the toilet is significantly better than using a plunger.

Since I can't help but pinch massive loaves, using a plunger could take up to 10 minutes before any motion signaling that the toilet will finally flush (not that it always takes this long, but there has been several occasions). However, due to my plunger suddenly going missing, I have developed a strategy that can unclog the toilet almost instantly. Simply reach into the bowl, grab the fat dookie, pull it out a little bit to get the water to start moving, and if you put it back down it should go right down the drain. If it's still to big, it's just as easy to break it up a little with your hand and let it go down. It's a much faster process than using a plunger and it's much easier than having to waste all your energy repeating the same plunging motion to no avail.

Now, despite what you may think right now, I'm no animal. I still do wash my hands after doing that, and if anything I wash my hands much more thoroughly afterwards. It's easy to do a quick fake hand wash and be done after dropping a gnarly duece, but after doing this you pretty much have no choice but to ensure there's no bacteria left on your hand. Just make sure not to touch anything with the hand you used before washing them.

I would like to end this by clarifying 2 things:

I would never do this to someone else's log, I'm fine with my own because it came from my body.

I received no pleasure from playing with my shit, the smell is rancid and while touching it doesn't bother me, pulling my hand out and having tiny chunks of doo-doo batter on my fingers does make me, for a brief moment, realize why people don't normally do this.

TL;DR: I find it much faster and more effective to just unclog your toilet with your bare hands than to waste time plunging it, and it forces better hand washing hygiene.

Gru can swing his penis fast enough to break the sound barrier and slap with the force of 11,421 pounds per square inch We all know Gru is the godly height of 14.5 feet tall and can move at a speed of 200 Meters per second. Based on average dick size, Gru’s penis is around 14 inches long. Also, Gru’s dick would weigh around 2 pounds considering the average weight of a dick is .77 lbs. If he swung his dick in a circular manner, it would have the centripetal acceleration of 72.57 meters per second. This means that gru can dickslap with the immense energy of 11,421 pounds per sq inch at a tip speed greater than 584415.58336974 MPH. In conclusion, Gru’s dickslap has enough energy to smash through 6” reinforced concrete and will cause a thunderclap as his dick breaks the sound barrier. I rest my case. Jk, I further my case by pointing out The avg speed of ejaculate is 28 mph. This means that gru can ejaculate at a speed of roughly 70 MPH when standing still. If he decides to fling his ejaculate by swinging his dick in a circular fashion, it will travel at 584415.5*70= 40,909,085 mph. This means Gru’s ejaculate travels at a speed greater than 24 thousand times the speed of a bullet. Considering the average mass of ejaculate, 3.5 g, gru’s semen will impact the target with the energy of 1.715e9 Jouls, or roughly the amount of energy released in 667 pounds of TNT. In conclusion, if gru decided to weaponize his penis, he could easily conquer the world. Now I rest my case

Life is too short not to get everything you want done, try everything, be happy!
Ask her out, Try that one food you always wanted, Take a pic of your boobs, send them to me, Explore an abandoned building!

i fucking hate sonic they put the lettuce and sauces and tomato undearneath the fucking patty bro its dirty as fuck dude i go through countlesss fucking napkins eating their diabetes burgers bro it makes me so fucking mad that a fast food "resturant" cant even figure out how cheeseburgers work bro

Here's a bonus:

Still following the informative and direct approach, as just shit talking has not worked properly in the past.

The name you know this character by may be "Mommy Mearest" (which is an awful fucking name, of course). This name is not officially confirmed as

being her real name, and as far as file names go, her name is simply "The Mom", or if considering the week's name to be her name, "Mommy Must Murder".

Still, confirmation is yet needed, as no official merch with her name has released, and no mention of her name was ever made by other team members,

other than the absolute jokester Ninjamuffin99, who countless times has made fake names to trick and prank the fans.

The name 'Mommy Mearest" emerged from the depths of hell solely to annoy-me a session of AMA that Ninjamuffin99 (programmer of the game and full

time troll shitposter) did on his Twitter. On it, a question was made about the Mom's name, and he answered "moms name is mommy mearest cuz its funny

lol Mommy Must Murder' is just the title of the week". Prior to this, no mentions of said name were ever made by any team member, and by the light tone

and wording, it is seemingly another randomly picked joke name to prank the person asking, on the same level as saying "Luis when asked about Daddy

Dearest's name by a person called "Luis". "Mearest comes from putting an M in place of the Din Dearest, as a parody of the character Daddy Dearest's

name.

Fans ate up this fake name particularly easily without even questioning it, and it's one of the greatest disappointments of my life. It's not even a funny

name, it's just nothing. Mearest has no fucking meaning or joke in it like the Dad's name, at least it being "Mommy Must Murder is somewhat funny and

also would mean the Girlfriend's full name is "Girlfriend Dearest Must Murder which is indeed funny. Having been accepted without issue by many (stupid)

fans and spread to other people who didn't know it was utter bullshit, this name was not quite as used as the other fake names before, but it is rapidly

getting more and more common, showing the utter stupidity of the piss brain community

So remember boys and girls, if you use Mommy Mearest you're an idiot cuck turd shithead dumbass and no one likes you. Have a good day.