So I have a neighbour with rather large and sizable breasts. They are not only large, but also naturally firm and don’t droop too much. Perfect proportions for online art enthusiasts.

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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of medieval helmets, the Hounskull is a great choice. This is proved by the effectiveness for the countering of archers, the cone on the visor serves as protection for these types of situations as it reduces the force of the impact of the arrow. If you were worried about the arrow going into the eyes, rest assured. There is some unique geometry when at the base of the cone in which there will be a piece of metal that rises out of the cone to make sure the arrow doesn't hit you in the eyes. These visors often have other holes near the mouth/nose to enhance the user's ability to breath and speak, these holes are too small for an arrow to go through, but just enough so the wearer can speak. These visors are often connected to a bascinet helmet with hinges so the visor can be brought up when the knight isn't in conflict. The bascinet helmet was the top standard for soldiers around this time period, it was versatile when it came to visors. The bascinet also had substantial effectiveness against strikes to the head, even maces had trouble against this type of helmet as there was no entirely flat surface for the maximum damage. So combined, the Hounskull visor and the standard bascinet was the highest standard for knights in the middle ages until the first guns were invented.

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Don't bother trying to escape, i've connected a car battery to your balls.

Both a regular haircut(long) and a number of buzz cut styles can be designed to fully suit; besides the butch/brush cut in the posted photo, an ivy league, crew cut or flat top crew cut.

For a "long" style would change it up a bit, maybe something more like this...

https://i.imgur.com/Lw7blXL.jpg

or this...

https://i.imgur.com/nqrvme6.jpg

In general, among the buzz cut styles, butch, burr(short butch, shorter than #2 on top) and brush cuts(long butch, #4 or longer on top), fully suit relatively few guys. Far more guys can fully suit a crew cut or flat top crew cut; even more can fully suit an ivy league. Forward brush styles tend to suit guys with longer faces and quite wavy hair. Buzz cut styles are best groomed with a control wax like krew comb hair styling prep and a boar bristle military brush at home and one of these while on the go...

https://i.imgur.com/EofgdTC.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/7GDgaLR.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/geJlpVa.gif

https://i.imgur.com/96DSm8I.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/GvNfpWk.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/CBGf4Nc.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/XasghoV.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/1p89vvV.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/doyyw2E.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/d8KSgXg.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/WLJ6QJ1.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/ozp7qRo.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/a7pZThU.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/hkgNbdx.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/EU39hKd.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/AkYojQZ.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/8zyB02u.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/S0s6EUz.jpg

And here are examples of buzz cut styles....

ivy league, medium taper on the back/sides, low natural edge around the ears, long sideburns(extend to the middle of the ear opening)...

https://i.imgur.com/8otc4Au.jpg

ivy league, semi-short to medium taper on the back/sides, low outlined edge around the ears, semi-short sideburns...

https://i.imgur.com/cNZMngI.jpg

ivy league, semi-short to medium taper on the back/sides, low natural edge around the ears, short sideburns...

https://i.imgur.com/iXIwOJf.jpg

guy on the far right, same ivy league, side profile view, semi-short to medium taper on the back/sides, low natural edge around the ears, short sideburns...

https://i.imgur.com/2kFJiuV.jpg

ivy league, medium-long taper on the back/sides, low natural edge around the ears, medium sideburns...

https://i.imgur.com/FFkDydL.jpg

ivy league, long taper on the back/sides, low natural edge around the ears, long sideburns...

https://i.imgur.com/AnIp7W1.jpg

same ivy league, side opposite part, long taper on the back/sides, low natural edge around the ears, long sideburns...

https://i.imgur.com/NU2JsAB.jpg

medium crew cut, semi-short to medium taper on the back/sides, low natural edge around the ears, semi-short sideburns...

https://i.imgur.com/a2Rtb4A.jpg

medium crew cut, semi-short taper on the back/sides, short sideburns...

https://i.imgur.com/GAp2SIQ.jpg

medium-short crew cut, textured top, semi-short taper on the back/sides, short sideburns...

https://i.imgur.com/cNV5Myb.jpg

short crew cut, semi-short taper on the back/sides, low outlined edge around the ears, short sideburns(extend to where the ear cartilage attaches to the skull)...

https://i.imgur.com/Ds6Epvt.jpg

hn't crew cut...

https://i.imgur.com/WsOqOg6.jpg

flat top crew cut, medium taper on the back/sides, low natural edge around the ears, medium sideburns(extend to the top of the ear orifice)...

https://i.imgur.com/SMrkPXL.jpg

short flat top crew cut, semi-short taper on the back/sides, low natural edge around the ears, semi-short sideburns...

https://i.imgur.com/7XLaRMD.jpg

hn't flat top crew cut...

https://i.imgur.com/cCOC9V8.jpg

butch, short taper on the back/sides...

https://i.imgur.com/pGuTa7C.jpg

brush cut, medium-long taper on the back/sides, low natural edge around the ears, long sideburns...

https://i.imgur.com/GXXExon.jpg

burr, short taper on the back/sides...

https://i.imgur.com/lJtTMPk.jpg

butch with a bumper, semi-short taper on the back/sides, low natural edge around the ears, medium sideburns...

https://i.imgur.com/IJn5nEb.jpg

brush cut with a bumper, medium taper on the back/sides, low outlined edge around the ears, medium sideburns...

https://i.imgur.com/tZIqHng.jpg

forward brush, medium taper on the back/sides, low natural edge around the ears, semi-short sideburns...

https://i.imgur.com/mE1Zs82.jpg

forward brush, semi-short taper on the back/sides, low natural edge around the ears, short sideburns...

https://i.imgur.com/gTFbQBl.jpg

Tapers, extra long to short...

(Note, tapers below are shown with regular haircuts, when worn with shorter styles such as a crew cut, the lower edge of hair growth and lower area of the back/sides will be approximately the same as when worn with a regular haircut but the mid to upper parts of the back/sides will be cut shorter.)

regular haircut, extra long taper on the back/sides...https://i.imgur.com/ndRLbmv.jpg

regular haircut, long taper on the back/sides... https://i.imgur.com/EtTamWs.jpg

regular haircut, medium taper on the back/sides... https://i.imgur.com/wPtNlS2.jpg

regular haircut, semi-short taper on the back/sides... https://i.imgur.com/lnog9Z2.jpg

regular haircut, short taper on the back/sides... https://i.imgur.com/17C2Ng3.jpg

(Note: a regular haircut is also known by other names including taper cut, businessman's cut, short back and sides.)

lower edge at the nape blocked off in a slightly rounded pattern with squared corners...

https://i.imgur.com/itkAjr4.jpg

lower edge at the nape: tapered, left; blocked in a squared pattern with squared corners, right...

https://i.imgur.com/LwpNs0Y.jpg

Depending on type of hair, an ivy league can be styled like a short version of a regular haircut, crew cut or forward brush.

1)parted and brushed to the side with or without a short pomp at the front hairline, part can be deconstructed.

a) parted and brushed to the side, short pomp at the front hairline...

https://i.imgur.com/ZCpYFCR.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/IsApc5z.jpg

b) parted and brushed to the side, no short pomp at the front hairline...

https://i.imgur.com/8qvK9Xu.jpg

c) deconstructed part, brushed to the side and forward, no short pomp at the front hairline...

https://i.imgur.com/1KxX1QI.jpg

2)like a crew cut, brushed back from the forehead with no part, short pomp at the front hairline...

https://i.imgur.com/pOE42fJ.jpg

3)top hair brushed forward, short bangs brushed down on the forehead like a forward brush or short bangs flipped up at the front hairline...

https://i.imgur.com/buAhqge.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/spIxtjI.jpg

ivy league, textured top...

https://i.imgur.com/Ko4NcFt.jpg

short ivy league...

https://i.imgur.com/2voqPHW.jpg

Hair only grows at an average rate of 1/8" per week. A photo is the best way to describe a style to a barber or stylist.

I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your post. My earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen anyone in the near vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or will ever produce, shot out so hard that it ripped my dick apart by my übernut accelerating to 7% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It punched right trough my wall, barely slowing down, before cutting trough a structural support beam in my building as it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. The shear weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused my building to collapse, and every female in the city to fall pregnant with my children. When the death toll was tallied, there were 33 deaths, 148 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble, I rest assured knowing every one of my sons will repeat this glorious act.

Hello my name is Jonah Garrett and i am 24 years old Male and a proud dreamsexual 🇨🇦, i am a rookie chef and i have tried to cook Omurice and many other Japanese foods but i decided to go simple and cook some Hungarian Sausage

I invited my family to my house so they can try my cooking, i went to the kitchen and sliced some hungarian sausage then i forgot to turn off my Dream Moaning ASMR video on my phone so i went to turn it off and went to slicing then when i looked down i saw pieces of ny cock on the cutting board and i said "woops my bad", i took one and chewed it and it was hard and it was probably because of the Dream Moaning ASMR video that got me hard nonetheless i cooked the hungarian sausage and my remaining cock slices

my family said my crotch as bleeding but i said " oh its fine my cock was just cut off" and they screamed for help while i was eating my sliced cock with omelette and garlic flakes (would recommend)

tldr: i sliced my cock while cooking

Hello, if you have a moment i just wanted to talk about how beautiful this master piece is. The M4A1 made by non other then Colt. A military classic and such a lovely gun to build a SOPMOD. I dont think i have the vocabulary to describe how fabulous this gun really is. Really, there is only one thing that i could say, and that is, i want to stick my slong in the chamber. If you have a M4A1, i dont see any reason why you wouldnt do that! Just pull back the charger and have it stay in an open position, ready to fly forwards, put your dick in the ejection area, all you have to do is click the forward release button and BAM! it will do that amazing clicking sound FLYING forward, and push your dick right into the chamber. of course after doing this several times, you may encounter some problems like jamming the gun (AR's are a like that). If you hit the bolt release and the gun wont chamber your dick, just hit the forward assist button a few times, and that should do it.

If anyone wants to use it

Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand) @everyone

This is my first relationship. I just ate out my girl friend for the first time and she asked me to kiss her. I made a joke about her being a narcissist and wanting to taste her own pussy and she just kind of brushed it off and asked me to kiss her. I was kind of weirded out about it so I asked her if she was serious and she was. She said that it’s normal to do a little taste test every so often and then asked me if I tasted my own cum. (???)

If it isn’t common, that doesn’t really change my opinion about my gf because she is a queen and I love her and her pussy tastes very good so it is understandable if she wants to taste it (as a treat). However, my cum smells like chlorine, so I don’t think that it would be tasty and even if I did think that it would be tasty what the fuck??

She browses this sub a lot so if you see this, ily

EDIT FOR EVERYONE WHO THINKS THAT MY CUM STINKS OF CHLORINE: IT ONLY VAGUELY SMELLS LIKE IT A LITTLE BIT. I DRINK TWO BOTTLES OF WATER PER DAY

I just only want hot lady’s in tv commercials!! Like come on lady’s, everyone loves hot lady’s doesn’t matter if your straight or gay. Who cares ? I want hot lady’s in every commercial like 1960s airline style, or like the cover of the young gravy albums yk what I mean. I want them now!! Who’s with we? This is a call to action!!!

My name is Freddy Fazbear, I am…not sure how old I am. But my room is in the Rockstar Row section of the Pizzaplex, where all the superstars are. I work as a performer for Fazbear entertainment, and I return to my room everyday by closing time at the latest. I do not get controlled by Vanny, but I occasionally glitch. I am in my charging pod by at least 2am and make sure to get a full battery no matter what. After having a nice oil bath and making sure my bolts and screws are secure, I have no problem charging until the Pizzaplex opens. I was told there were no issues at my last mandatory maintenance inspection in Parts and Services. I am trying to explain I am someone who wishes to live a very glamorous life. I take care not to trouble children with anything that would ruin their birthday and cause them to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with customers, and I know that the laughter of children is what brings me happiness. Although... if Gregory ever needed assistance escaping from the Pizzaplex I would not hesitate to help him.

Damn girl, you just gave me a nose bleed! (It's a anime trope)

Please excuse me while I try to stop drooling and jacking long enough to say that yes, you and your sexy udders ABSOLUTELY belong here!

Please please please please please please please share more of your fine self, or a link to somewhere you can get down and nasty.

20/10 would simp for those funbags, such a deliciously delightful pair of porn pillows my dear.

Best toy ever

Me and my friends, who are incredibly homophobic have the custom of a weekly mutual penis sucking contest. Like a normal sports tournament, exept instead of beefy dudes playing their asses of for a mere trophy, it is normal dudes sucking their beefy and meaty love rods to win the title of the ultimate sucking highness.

Anyway, after some years, some of the new group members have been questioning this behavior as a homo/gay custom, and we are very scared to turn out as all time Gay Champions.

I need your help, fellow redditors, please help us answer this complex dilema, thanks.

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> adopt gay kids

> now you're literally owning the libs

Fuckers in Russia telling me, always in Ukraine, Zelensky ain’t bout this, Zelensky ain’t bout that. My boy a President on fucking Khreshchatyk and them... He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit!! All ya Ruskies talk about Zelensky ain’t no hitta Zelensky ain’t this Zelensky a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP. Y'all don’t live with that nigga! Y'all know that nigga got caught with a Baryaktar shootin' at the Chechens and shit, nigga been a president since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that, them niggas savages out there. If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Zelensky I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more. You know those niggas role with Lil Boris and 'em.

I lost my virginity to my cousin:

I'd had a massive crush on her since 7th grade, and Christmas break freshman year my family went to her house for Christmas.

At one point her mom asked her to go up to the attic to get some decorations, and she asked me of I would help. She climbed the ladder and I came up behind her. Wouldn't you know it, before my eyes could adjust to the darkness she grabbed me and kissed me much to my surprise. We ended up cuddling and making out on an old mattress, and pretty soon she unzipped my pants and went down on me. She was there for less than 30 seconds before she slid off her own pants and lowered herself down onto me cowgirl style. I knew it was wrong, but I just couldn't say no. I couldn't help myself; it was only a minute or two until I was just about ready to bust. I warned her, "I'm gonna cum," but she didn't stop. She grabbed me by the collar, looked me deep in the eyes, and asked, "Do you wanna be a daddy?" I came so hard I shat my pants.

We never did find the Christmas lights up there, and to this day, none of my friends can hold a candle to her.

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UwUups, it's dah popo.

Youw honow, it was just an UwUupsi I didn't mean to kiww dat man.

UwUupsi, now I'm in jaiwl fow fiwst degwee muwdew!