It feels fantastic….hear my story…

My mom is 38 and I am 15.A few months ago I was trying to have sex with my mum so I just was trying to put my hand in a private places like her boobs and her ass and when she ask why I do this I say be an accident…….and I remember once we wear in a very crowded places and I was stuck behind her and I got my boner and she looked at my and she smiles and I was happy…..and that last weekend my dad was in a business trip and I was sleeping with her in that same bed and she was so hot she was wearing a nighty with out a bra or underwear so I decided to confess to her but she was sleeping so I squeeze her boobs and it was perfect then she waked up and I was scared so I act like iam sleeping so she get my hands off her boobs and take off her nighty!!that was the perfect thing i had ever seen then she kiss me on the lips then I open my eyes then she was scared and she gives me her back and was trying to sleep so I told her don't be worried I also have asexual feelings to you then i put my hand on her put then she turned back and we were so close then we had a French kiss and i musturbating her then we had sex like 4 times she was groans moaning from my anal then we had a sex shower then we went to bed then we had sex again then we sleep it feels like I am in heaven…wowww and now i can't start my day with out her French kiss and smile her boobs and suck it.. by the way she is an Arab mom so it was have to be Complicated and it will not damage your relationship with your mom so my advice to you try that steps that I do and now let me go to have a sex with her because we are home alone …

You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as a moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not you were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shit-eating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldritch abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel someday will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowball's chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shit-show you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not possess a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in. But then again, you are so incredibly abominable that you would probably be able to surpass the worst conceivable failure a living being could possibly make. You are so incredibly pathetic that you are honestly not worthy of any more of my words nor my time. Just know that I will forever detest you for your failure and everything you stand for, and that no matter what happens, I will never ever forgive you .

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Family Guy season 8 episode 11 unaired episode: Peter wakes up to go downstairs where the family is eating. Peter notices that theres no cereal left as Chris, has just finished off the box. Lois says “you might as well go to the store and get some more Peter”. Peter sighs in frustration and gets into his car. Arriving at the store, Peter notices that its completely abandoned and the only working lights are around the cereal aisle. Looking, Peter gets his cereal, leaves $3.50 and walks out. Thats when Peter wakes up in his bed. He was just at the store what happened? He has no idea what happened, but Peter grabs his shotgun and kills his entire family. Peter then starts to kill his neighbors such as Quagmire, cleveland, and joe. Cleveland was lynched and had his skin peeled off as he was still alive. Peter slammed cinder blocks on Quagmires cock and balls making his eyes pop out of his head. Joe was thrown into an acid bath and pissed on for some reason. Peter stacked the corpses and then proceeded to have sex with the corpses. Peter than gets his WWII flammenwerfher and starts killing everyone in Quahog. When Peter is done, he is responsible for 80,000 deaths and mass destruction never seen before. Peter goes back in time and shoots his past self in the cock. The episode ends with an image of Peter staring at the viewers with blood pouring out of his eyes and a woman violently screaming in the background.

I recently purchased Elden Ring. This game is absolutely horrible. Save your money. There is absolutely no point to the game whatsoever. You basically wonder around fighting things and around every corner is a world boss that kills you with 2 hits. What few npc character dialogue there is, is absolutely pointless. It’s as if the goth kids made a medieval version of Death Stranding. I wish I had gone for Horizon Forbidden West now instead. If your thinking buying this DON’T, or at least wait until it’s on sale, which probably won’t be long.

I'm blocking anyone with flag "🇺🇦" in their name or bio, the reason is because I feel like people are giving to much attention to this when Dreamsexuals have been struggling more for months, dreamsexuality is more important then this Ukraine thing, put "💚🖤🤍" instead.

The problem with Canada's kebab places is they're too clean and healthy. I want a proper British kebab. I want an angry brown man who is 94% beard to hand me a congealed slab of suspicious meat drenched in garlic sauce. Like I can tell you the kebab I'm eating right now isn't a real kebab because I'm eating it while sober. The Kebab shop is always ran by a huge dude called Amir. Amir does not speak English. He does speak every other language in the world. Including "I'm shit myself drunk" -ese. "HARGHN JUGHBO GELRCIH PLAGHS?" you ask him. He nods. He begins shaving "meat" off that huge fucking rotisserie beef thing. Your brain, floating as it is in vodka, offers one word, "hoss?". Amir grins. He has heard that joke before. There's no horse in Amir's kebabs. Oh no. Horse is for those fancy fuckers on main street. Amir's meat is heady mix of rat, greyhound and eastern European girls who aren't very good at holding their breath. Amir gestures to the sad-looking vegetables on the counter, but you've already fell asleep with your face pressed against the counter glass. Amir tops your kebab with lettuce, cucumbers, bubble wrap and Styrofoam. He then adds so much garlic sauce that those ingredients cease to be. Amir grunts, and hands you your kebab. He grunts again when you nearly leave without paying. You stagger back to the counter and thrust a - wad of sweaty fivers into his hands. Amir gives you your exact fucking change. The next minutes look like a mix between the walking dead and a particularly messy bukkake video. You pass a young couple, you attempt a smile. You look like you just came off the casting couch with Peter North. Eventually you make it home, leaving a slimy trail of garlic sauce behind you. Then you fall asleep mid-shit on the toilet. You awake to the gentle touch of cool porcelain. Your throat and tongue seem to have sprouted hair. One of your eyes is crusted shut. Know now that this is your heritage and your legacy. You are a man of Britain my son. Change your sheets before you go out for a night on the town. It's the best gift you can give your drunk self.

Reddit, AITA for having a Biblically Accurate Penis?

Yesterday me (18M) and a group of friends from Bible Study (19M, 18M, 18M) were discussing Biblically accurate Angels, and one of them (18M) made a joke about what a Biblically accurate Angel's penis would look like. Without thinking I (18M) whipped out my penis and showed it to my friends. They (19M, 18M, 18M) all screamed in terror upon beholding my raw, unfiltered, Biblically accurate penis. Within seconds they (19M, 18M, 18M) completely collapsed. So, AITA?

Earlier in middle school i was always known as the quiet kid. I used to hiss at people, avoid sunlight and always wear black. You might think that im just being emo. BUT I AM **NOT** EMO. I AM NOTHING LIKE AN EMO, PEOPLE JUST ASSUME THE WORST AND LEAVE IT AT THAT WHEN THE SITUATION IS FAR MORE SERIOUS THAN THEY COULD EVER REALIZE. Fast forward to a few years and im in high school. At this point the sunlight burns my skin. I screech whenever i see sunlight. I have my windows boarded up with wood planks i ripped from my attic. (There were a few dead mice) Then i hid under my thick blanket in complete darkness and opened my phone. The light blinded me but at least it wasn’t sunlight. I opened my appletv and clicked on the movie “Hotel Transylvania”. I’ve always related to Dracula and Mavis. It was be destiny. I watch it 7 times (the entire 3 movies) and then go to bed at 4:30 am right before hissing at the moon. I get a nice sleep and wake up at 9pm.

We just need Trump to win in 2024. Because he’ll be old. Insecure AF. Needs history to remember him.

We start a campaign. #MakeHistoryRememberYou #PressTheButton

He’s our one shot at nuclear warfare. The one man insecure and solely ego-driven enough to prioritize himself over the rest of the entire world and it’s systems.

We chant it at his rallies. “Preeeeess The Buuuutton”

He smiles. Soaking in the attention. “It’s here somewhere, you know. They call it a fuutball. You know, I used to play some myself.” He gestures a throw. We all cheer. He loves it.

We chant it again. He takes a step back and soaks it all in. He leans forward and imitates pressing the button. Thunderous cheer and applause.

“You know, a lot of people are saying I won’t do it.” he says, thinking of all his critics.

“We’ll see” he says. “There’s a lot of bad people out there.”

Our anticipation is palpable. This is why we call him God Emperor. All for this moment. Do it. Become death. Destroyer of worlds. Make a legacy unlike any other. You will be all history remembers.

There will only be before Trump (Civilization) and after Trump (A New World)

[Do it!](https://i.imgur.com/n2Mxyyv.gif)

I can't help but marvel at stupid statements such as yours in response to what is perceived as a silly statement by Joe Rogan. Slavery wasn't a significant thing until the invention of the Cotton Gin. Many believe the Founding Fathers didn't address slavery because it was perceived as a dying institution. Now please, fuck off.

Woah there redditor, you must be new around these parts, we do not use the "g" word around here as it is considered hate speech in 72 of the 482 counties of this here great state of South Virginia.

As such you have been down voted and any gold, silver or awards given to this comment have been revoked and redistributed.

In future, if absolutely necessary (ideally never at all), please use the censored version as listed below (for illustrative purposes only).

g*mer

I live in an alley behind Applebees and piggy back off the wifi, my electricity comes from my two trained rats named Pedro and Fredrick on a hamster wheel I trained them run on constantly. Life is good, Applebees dumpster food is an okay tier food for free food I guess. Living behind Olive Garden was better imo.

Oh, I know! If we assign a numerical value to each of the letters of the alphabet in a pattern that follows such as a = 1, b = 2, c = 3, and so on until z = 26, we can substitute in values into a simple equation. For example, the quadratic formula is x = -b + or - sqrt(b2 - 4ac) / 2a, and plugging in values will result in 24 = -2 + or - sqrt(4 - 12) / 2, then we can simplify again to come up with 24 = -2 + or - sqrt(-8) / 2, then 24 = -1 + or - 2i sqrt(2). Next, we can move the -1 over to give us 25 = + or - 2i sqrt(2). However, if we are careful in our next steps, we can confidentially and correctly solve this problem. If we use an Intercontinental Ballistic Missile to launch an attack the i hiding behind the 2 in our equation, we can effectively eliminate it. This is a common trick used by many mathematicians around the world, and is usually taught in the second semester of a BC Calculus Class, and was first discovered by Srinivasa Ramaujan. Now that the i is out of the equation, figuratively and literally, all that is left over is 25 = + or - 2. If we divide both sides by 2, we will be left with 12.5 = + or - 1. The next mini-lesson I will teach you is one not found in common schools and many people are unfamiliar with it, thus I will enlighten you. In rare cases such as this one (which I will not go into detail as to why this case works as there is a large system of over 70 rules and requirements that would require hours of typing to explain), we can use the Pirate Method, first discovered by Giorgio Aleyn. We can assume that the plus sign is a sideways X, and assume that “X marks the spot”. If we dig up for treasure inside our equation, we will discover a hidden value of 2.08333333333. We can now restate our equation as 12.5 = 2.08333333333 or -1. Another use of the Pirate Method is that we can automatically remove terms from our equation that serve no use, with the specific numbers being 59.2, -5 sqrt(13), 419.9, and -1. Thus, we can remove the term and come up with 12.5 = 2.08333333333. Dividing by 2.08333333333 on both sides will finally yield 6 = 0, in which we know that the numerical value of 6 stands for the alphabetical letter of F. However, the 0 has no assigned letter and can be considered as having no purpose to serve, so we are finally left with a single, final, and grand... F

Remember that, in the fog of war, people will likely refer to you by the gender assigned to you at birth.

So make sure you wear a badge with your preferred pronouns so that you don't suffer unnecessary verbal violence
and bigotry in the field.

The last thing you want to hear is someone mis-gendering you as you bleed out after a fire fight.

Expect to encounter a lot of heteronormative language - typical of the chauvinist environment in which you will find yourself.

Shouts like "watch out, lads", "listen in, boys" and other micro-aggressions will wear you down as the white
male dominated armed forces attempt to erase your lived experience.

If you can, be the change you want to see.
You can do this by shouting "Zhere coming from the south!", or "two possible BIPOC folx taking cover at your 6!".

People will respect your efforts to be inclusive in the theatre of war.

Ultimately, silence is violence, and you'll be wanting as little additional violence as possible.

stop fucking shipping shenhe when I’m right here. do you know how hard it is for me to be in love with her and see her shipped in one of my favourite games, genshin impact, she’s being corrupted by these ships. shenhe isnt attracted to u OR anyone else. she’s in love with ME.

we don't talk about Liam um um um we don't talk about Liaaaaaaam BUT It was OUR graduation day The Class was getting ready and there were no World-Wars in sight No bombs aloud in the sky Liam pops in with a mischefous grin Putin The Time wasn't ri-i-ight Liam says it looks like ukraine better get the planes ready and suddenly Russia conquers Spain better keep the nukes steady graduation in Ukraine can't really stay but anyways we don't talk about Liam um um um we don't talk about Liaaaaaaam Hey! Grew to live in fear of Russia bombing and conquering Nado could always hear him planning or invading I associate them with the sound of falling bombs, boom, boom, bomb It's a heavy lift, with a nukes so destructive Always left countries and the continent productive Speaking with languages we couldn't understand You wouldn't understand 12 inch screen green screen on his back when he gets online it all turns to trash Yeah he'll sweep your legs till your nothin but scrambled eggs we don't talk about Liam um um um we don't talk about Liaaaaaaam

My Grandfather cummed his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of testicular cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever cum. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched my cock. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post made me cum anyway.