WHY THE FUCK ARE BRITISH PEOPLE SO UGLY LIKE YOU HAVE GOOD DENTAL CARE? USE IT! I SWEAR TO GOD OF A BRITISH PERSON COMES UP TO ME I WILL GRAB THEM BY THEIR TEETH AND YANK THEN INTO THEIR FUCKING TEA POT AND BREAK THEIR HEAD OPEN

AND WE GET IT ABOUT YOUR STUPID FUCKING QUEEN LIKE WHEN WILL HER BITCH ASS DIE OUT HER GREAT GRANDCHILDREN ARE WAITING TO DO NOTHING WITH THEIR POWER BECAUSE THE QUEEN CANT DO SHIT ANYMORE BECAUSE ALL YOU FUCKING BRITISH PEOPLE ARE SO BAD AT RUNNING A COUNTRY YOU LITERALLY HAD 2 GIANT PLACES UNDER YOUR POWER AND YOU STILL LOST THEM WITH YOUR HUGE ASS MILITARY YOU ARE THE CLOWN OF EUROPE NO ONE LIKES ENGLAND

LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR DAD "BREXITED" OUT OF YOUR LIFE WHEN YOU WERE TWO YOU FUCKING DUMB ASS YOU A LITERALLY THE VILLIAN OF HISTORY, YOU SOME HOW BECAME THE LAUGHING STALK OF HISTORY AFTER WW2 LIKE YOU HAVE NO ROLE IN SOCIETY EVERYONE WOULD CHEER IF ENGLAND WAS NUKED

IMPORTANT INFORMATION

Dear Ukrainians!

I heard on social media that there is fake news being spread (most likely by Russia backed trolls) that polish border is closed.

It's a lie.

If you seek asylum - go towards polish border. We are ready for your arrival. We have reception points ready at the border where you can find shelter, food, medical and legal aid.

Polish government launched a dedicated site to help you: ua.gov.pl

Please share this information if you know anyone seeking help right now.

YOU DON'T NEED VISA TO PASS THROUGH POLISH BORDER. ALL YOU NEED IS PASSPORT. VISAS ARE SUSPENDED! YOU DON'T NEED THEM FOR TIME BEING

• ⁠in Ukrainian https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina---ua • ⁠in English https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina-en

Dear Ukrainians!

I heard on social media that there is fake news being spread (most likely by Russia backed trolls) that polish border is closed.

It's a lie.

If you seek asylum - go towards polish border. We are ready for your arrival. We have reception points ready at the border where you can find shelter, food, medical and legal aid.

Polish government launched a dedicated site to help you: ua.gov.pl

Please share this information if you know anyone seeking help right now.

YOU DON'T NEED VISA TO PASS THROUGH POLISH BORDER. ALL YOU NEED IS PASSPORT. VISAS ARE SUSPENDED! YOU DON'T NEED THEM FOR TIME BEING!!!!!!

proof that you no longer need visa:

• ⁠in Ukrainian https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina---ua • ⁠in English https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina-en

copied from /u/everysir to spread awareness! please spread on relevant threads to get the word out!!!

I heard on social media that there is fake news being spread (most likely by Russia backed trolls) that polish border is closed.

It's a lie.

If you seek asylum - go towards polish border. We are ready for your arrival. We have reception points ready at the border where you can find shelter, food, medical and legal aid.

Polish government launched a dedicated site to help you: ua.gov.pl

Please share this information if you know anyone seeking help right now.

YOU DON'T NEED VISA TO PASS THROUGH POLISH BORDER. ALL YOU NEED IS PASSPORT. VISAS ARE SUSPENDED! YOU DON'T NEED THEM FOR TIME BEING!!!!!!

As a proof that you no longer need visa: https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina---ua

• ⁠in English https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina-en

Dear Ukrainians!

I heard on social media that there is fake news being spread (most likely by Russia backed trolls) that polish border is closed.

It's a lie.

If you seek asylum - go towards polish border. We are ready for your arrival. We have reception points ready at the border where you can find shelter, food, medical and legal aid.

Polish government launched a dedicated site to help you: ua.gov.pl

Please share this information if you know anyone seeking help right now.

YOU DON'T NEED VISA TO PASS THROUGH POLISH BORDER. ALL YOU NEED IS PASSPORT. VISAS ARE SUSPENDED! YOU DON'T NEED THEM FOR TIME BEING

• ⁠in Ukrainian https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina---ua • ⁠in English https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina-en

I care + I asked + smile about it + stay glad + W + mald seeth cope less + not basic + skill + rational + you fell up + no audacity + triggeredn’t + you got a life + ok :) + not cringe + touched grass ✅ + funny + laughed + grammar good + based + your good + not reported + GG 👍

Okay I don’t know if this is actually incest since it wasn’t something actually sexual in the technical sense but her go’s

When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and I’d wear it all the time I was told only to take it out to poop wipe my ass then put it back in

I was really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the toilet and it ended up getting flushed so when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet she had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse

Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police the police ask me all these questions and at first I’m scared because I think I’m in trouble for losing my poop plug
Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this buttplug so satan wouldn’t stick his cock in my pooper and make me gay.

fI was in a group with someone who could track ips. we managed to track the ip of a steam scammer to England and I took the liberty of sending the scammer a 12in, dream, dildo. With the dildo I attached a note that read "Screw yourself like you screw peoples wallets. <33" I got a message back to my discord about a month later from the scammer that read "I'll need some lube to do that~" Me and the scammer are now friends and I don't know is he still scams people.

I'm willing to fight Vladimir Putin in single combat on behalf of the United States

I was born to kill. If you're russian, please get word to your government. He outweighs me, he's much better trained than me, I'll even let him pick the style of duel. Empty handed, knives, swords, flintlock pistols. The only reason he'd refuse is if he's craven. Get the word out. I'll cover my own travel and, if I survive, medical expenses. It doesn't even need to be recorded if he's that scared. Let's run this shit. If I die, but he sprains his wrist beating my ass, it's a dub for the states.

🚨ALERT ALERT🚨 World War III ☣️ is CUMMING! 💦💦 Daddy 💪🏻 Putin & his troops 🪖🎖PENETRATED🍆💦 Ukraine 😩😩 at the eastern B-WHORE-der 😂 in an act of 🤪SEXUAL AGGRESSION😈😈 The UniTIT 🇺🇳nations ☮️ has impHOEsed ✅eCUMnomic 💰sanctions to CHOKE 😵😵Putin & make him 🇷🇺🪆PULL OUT🕳🕳early! 🪖🪖 A MILFitary draft 🎫🎫 could mean 😱 the loss 😭 of all HUNG 👅 🇺🇸daddies🥺🥺….so get down ⬇️ on those 🧎🏽‍♀️knees🧎🏽‍♀️and SaLUTe🖖 dat dick 🌽🌽til your man 😩SHOOTS😩 his 💦WHITE RUSSIAN💦 all over you‼️ Send this to 🔟 Soviet 🇷🇺Sucking 👅😝😝SLUTS to get 🗼Eiffel 🗼Towered 🤸🏼‍♀️ by PUTIN 👴🏻AND DADDY JOE👨🏻‍🦳 for 6️⃣9️⃣ more years😂😂😂😂

Please DO NOT announce to the group when you are going to masturbate. This has been a
reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a groupfull of mostly strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new members to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on. If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of mods. Thanks.

Has anyone ever tried to find porn of Putin like rule 34 stuff before? Just out of curiosity, I don't want to jack off to it or anything. Anyway I tried to find some but there's hardly anything. Maybe a dozen or so illustrations and they're not really that good. Kinda disappointing TBH.

Fuck the putin comin' straight from the underground

A Young ukraine got it bad 'cause he free

he aint not the other ideology russia likes

They have the authority to invade a country

Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one

For a punk motherfucker with a suit and tie.

To be fucked with and thrown in jail

Just for hating putin. Fuck putin, fuck fuck, Fuck putin, fuck fuck, fuck putin, fuck fuck

My(24f) 3yo(3f) has announced she's giving birth. It is a bit of a shock to the family, but we're rallying round. Obviously I'm thrilled to become a grandmother.

She's having "lots and lots" of babies, including a boy(0m) and a girl(0f). The girl she plans to call Alice, which love, but the boy is set to be named Beebo. have to be honest, fellow namenerds - don't love it. I'm worried when the babies are here (tomorrow) that I'll struggle to bond with Beebo(0m) compared to his sister(0f), because it's just not a name at all.

I've tried gently suggesting alternatives, to no avail. Maybe a nickname might help? Do we think Tommy is too much of a stretch from Beebo as a nickname? Or maybe Jack? I'm struggling here and just wondered if anyone has any advice.

That little bastard would be dead in minutes if he tried it. I can't watch the child's play films anymore without deeply cringing at the lack of ass whoopin. He's literally the size of a fucking toddler.

"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.

Hi there,
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We are really happy to inform you that World Ward 3 has now entered its production phase and the beta phase has ended (thanks to all the beta testers who helped us in fixing the bugs)

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Reddit,

Crack down on the Russian troll accounts, or you are an active part of the attack on Ukraine.

This is now a time of war.

If you host and distribute Russian propaganda, you are a tool of the invasion, and a tool of fascism.

This is an unprovoked attack on a peaceful nation.

Hosting comments, posts, or forums that condone or dismiss that attack is giving a mouthpiece to the kremlin’s agenda.

Ok imagine Ukraine is Reddit and Russia is 4chan. Now 4chan wants to invade r/TheDonald for itself and incorporate those redditors into its evil empire. Reddit is trying its best to hold onto that subreddit despite having disagreements with the redditors and mods in that subreddt because they can be educated later. 4chan does not like this and uses the growing tension between r/TheDonald redditors and normal redditors to push the former towards itself so it can use them and grow in numbers. That's basically the whole Ukraine situation summed up

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