i love balls
yum yum yum balls in my mouth
soooooo tasty
i wish i could eat balls daily
eat sleep suck balls repeat
big sweaty balls are the best
big sweaty balls in my mouth is definitely what i want 24/7
i worship balls
balls is my religion
my immigration policy is completely open to balls in my mouth
i drank coke of off someones balls

I would like to paint a picture for you. It's 2AM and you hear a window break in your living room. This is the worst day this could happen as every single one of your guns was lost in a tragic boating accident this morning. All were lost except for one. You look across your room in dread at your anti-kalju rifle. You know what you have to do, but you don't know if you have the strength to do it, both literally and tiguratively.

Heaving the rifle into your arms, you load a .950 cartridge and begin to waddle towards the door. Your feet make a load "thud" as you take each 6 step You know the intruders hear you. You hope they do, for perhaps they will run and spare the world the suffering that is about to befall it.

You try to set the rifle down, but end up clipping your bedroom door and it is immediately knocked off its hinges by this battering ram in your hands. You attempt to round the comes bonking the muzzle against the doorframe and adjacent wall across the hall at least 4 times. To your horror, two invaders stand there at the end of the hall

With a heavy heart, you raise the rifle to your shoulder while making inhuman grunting noises from the strain of attempting some semblance of a shooting position. The burglars simply store in disbelief, unable to process the situation they are witnessing, as if in a dream. You cannot aim the rifle, as the last time you fired the gun, it turned your $3000 Leopuld into a kaleidoscope. You simply hold it at an angle that appears correct and fire

You are immediately knocked to the floor as if hit by a semi truck going 20 MPH. The shot connected with one of the criminals and it erased him from existence. Even the memories of him have been destroyed and you're wondering why you just shot into an empty hallway. The shot continues to travel through at least 4 houses, a car, and a 10 ton boulder before lodging itself 20 feet into a nearby hill, never to be seen again

It is at this point, you realize you cannot hear The surviving burglar can't hear either but he's also on fire from the muzzle blast and is currently vacating your home. You don't care. Your shoulder is dislocated and there is a hole in your brand new AR500 refrigerator. You're crying now. The police arrive and, upon seeing the scene, start laughing. You start crying

Are ogres meant to be the equals to black peoples the Shrek universe? It explains living in the swamp and everybody being violently racist towards them. Shrek has facial features not unlike a stereotyped black person. Fiona is mixed and thus can "pass" as a white human by day. But when it's dark (when the blacks come out) her secret is revealed. They also say the swamp is forty acres, and Shrek has a mule in the form of donkey.

It’s 2AM and you hear a window break in your living room. This is the worst day this could happen,as every single one of your guns was lost in a tragic boating accident this morning. All were lost except for one. You look across your room in dread at your anti-kaiju rifle. You know what you have to do, but you don’t know if you have the strength to do it, both literally and figuratively. Heaving the rifle into your arms, you load a .950 cartridge and begin to waddle towards the door. Your feet make a loud “thud” as you take each 6” step. You know the intruders hear you. You hope they do, for perhaps they will run and spare the world the suffering that is about to befall it. You try to set the rifle down, but end up clipping your bedroom door and it is immediately knocked off its hinges by this battering ram in your hands. You attempt to round the corner, bonking the muzzle against the doorframe and adjacent wall across the hall at least 4 times. To your horror, two invaders stand there at the endof the hall. With a heavy heart, you raise the rifle to your shoulder while making inhuman grunting noises from the strain of attempting some semblance of a shooting position. The burglars simply stare in disbelief, unable to process the situation they are witnessing, as if in a dream. You cannot aim the rifle, as the last time youfired the gun, it turned your $3000 Leopuld intoa kaleidoscope. You simply hold it at an angle that appears correct and fire. You are immediately knocked to the floor as if hit by a semi truck going 20 MPH. The shot connected with one of the criminals and it erased him from existence. Even the memories of him have been destroyed and you’re wondering why you just shot into an empty hallway. The shot continues to travel through at least 4 houses, a car, and a 10 ton boulder before lodging itself 20 feet into a nearby hill, never to be seen again. It is at this point, you realize you cannot hear. The surviving burglar can’t hear either but he’s also on fire from the muzzle blast and is currently vacating your home. You don’t care. Your shoulder is dislocated and there is a hole in your brand new AR500 refrigerator. You’re crying now. The police arrive and, upon seeing the scene, start laughing. You start crying harder.

It's Populist.

Hear me out. I say this as a progressive.

This film idealizes small town life. Sonic lives in a small rural town that's made to be quant and charming. He plays American baseball and goes to cowboy bars.

His cop sidekick wants a job in the big city (San Fransisco of all liberal meccas), he says going there is a step up in his career, but his character has to figure out home is where the heart is, he shouldn't turn his back on the people of the small community.

The villian is a scientist who yells at the military people about how people are dumb, machines always do as they're told. He's presented as the cold tech future where control is given to the machines, and they take our jobs. He's an elitist, always telling everyone he is smarter than them and knows better. He uses the fact that he uses tech to monitor and spy on the commanders to take charge.

It's a nightmare scenario for if the progressives take over. There are also undertones of being afraid of science and technology. Like in the 50s when films thought science would create Godzilla or leads Aliens to earth to destroy it or some other hysterics. And Scientists were mad like Dr Strangelove.

There's a scene where they are chucked through a portal and into a barn where some hay saves them.

They tried to counter their bias hard with an interracial relationship.

I don't know how else to interpret this film. Anyone else? Bueller...Bueller....

Is this an inversion of the 90s? Where all the films had a liberal agenda, like Contact and Free Willy? Are conservatives taking over the media?

Do you think... that God lives in heaven because he too fears what he has created?

I believe he is angry with us. For many reasons such as pollution, the suffering of the innocent, Shrek the Third, and :3

Fucking :3

I'm getting finger cramps every time I type it out.

Whoever saw a colon and the number 3 and thought "Ah yes these things should go together." Is either burning in hell or watching Shrek the Third right now. You see Genghis Khan brought wealth to the Mongols and united them, Hitler... fucked up so bad it taught us an important lesson about respect and compassion I guess idk.

But :3 (my fingers hurt worse now) has brought no benefit to mankind. No human being would care if :3 was no longer used.

I mean, I would take a bullet for :) or <3 or even :/

But fucking :3 shouldn't exist.

It's been 5 minutes and I think my fingers feel better, I'm just gonna copy-paste it so I can save some pain.

:3 aka the Neko Smile made to mimic anime girl faces whenever they say something kAWaIi!!!

Sigh, of course it was weebs, who else. I like watching anime, I think a lot of weebs are good people but hey we all had that one time we accidentally mispronounced the country of Niger in front of the black substitute teacher.

And :3 was a Niger-black-substitute-teacher level mistake. Imagine you're texting someone you trusted, someone you loved and believed in, and they send this:

"I'll be there in a few :3"

Okay, a few. Most likely a few minutes, a few usually mean 3-5 so let's say we got 3 minutes to come up with:

\-The fastest and quietest way to end their life

\-A safe place to hide the body

\-An easy way to clean yourself up (this is even harder in a public place)

It sucks having to come up with a plan all of a sudden.

:3 is not just cringe, reading it actually produces a chemical in your brain called Sugoma, which tends to kill neurons so it literally makes you lose brain cells from reading it.

You see it's 2022, you think :3 would be dead. A forgotten emoticon from the days of Tumblr but nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you see for no fucking reason what so ever :3 still exists and is still used by women who think fucking Adam has a bigger dick than me. Fuck Adam I remember he used :3. He used :3 all the time. Well it was no problem cutting half his dick off so it's now smaller than mine. But guess what? I get a prison sentence all because I cut half a guy's dick off. Bullshit communist china has invaded our "justice system" I bet feminists were behind this.

No I don't have a problem. Maybe U have a prblem u lozer! Ye i bet u used :3owmyfuckingfingersFUCKYOUYOUMADEMETYPEOUT;3OWOWOWOWOITHURTSWORSEOHMYFUCKINGGODITLOOKSLIKEIUSEDOWOUNIRONICALLYFUCKTHISAH!!!q!Q!q11q1q1

Edit:

Sorry my little sister took my laptoop and started adding a bunch of random stuff to it and posted it. Had to put her down.

Edit 2: Help me my name is Melissa Baker I've been kidnap and am currently located at

Edit 3: Sorry was drunk last night, none of that was true

Edit 4: If someone proves they have a scrrenshot of "Edit 2" I'll put it back but I swear I was drunk, Melissa was my ex gf and we had lots of sexy sex sex before Adam ruined everything but it's fine I don't need her.

Edit 5: K i put edit 2 back

Edit 6: Adam is in the comments do me a favor and downvote him. Firts person who replies to him "Fuck U half-dick" I'll give them a silver.

Edit 7: I was banned for "engaging toxic cyberbullying" for 3 days but now I'm back because you see mods I wasn't cyberbullying and here's why:

Bullying by definition means "to seek to harm, intimidate, or coerce" I was only asking people to downvote Adam's comment meaning they had a choice to not do that (of course it would be pretty cool if they did downvote him).

Also merely offering a reward does nat mean I was telling them to reply "Fuck U half-dick". It means IF that happens I would give that person a reward.

So please leave me alone mods.

Edit 8: Ok I'm pissed, I gave a well-thought-out argument in my defense and I get banned for a week? I'm reporting the mods. They don't deserve their power.

Edit 9: Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity? Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again and expecting shit to change. That is crazy. But the first time somebody told me that. I don't know I thought they were bullshitting me so, boom, I shot him. The thing is okay, he was right. And then I started to see it everywhere I looked. Everywhere i looked all these fucking pricks. Everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over and over and over and over and over again. Thinking this time its gonna be different. No, no ,no please. This time, its gonna be different. I am sorry, I don't like the way you're looking at me. Okay? You have a fucking problem in your head? Do you think I'm bullshitting you? Do you think I am lying? Fuck you, okay, fuck you! It's okay man I'm gonna chill hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is alright. The thing is I killed you once already and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

STOP BANNING ME CUZ ILL USE MY ALT!!!!!!!!!111Q1Q1Q1Q1Q1Q1Q

Edit 10: Sugoma Balls I'm so fucking funny

Edit 11: The original sub I posted this on permabanned me. I'm not even gonna name it because I reported the sub for it's extremly toxic users and abusive mods. Better it's wiped from history.

Edit 12: I'm not taking this down until enough people agree :3 sucks.

Edit 13: Well now I'm not gonna take it down because so many people gree.

Edit 14: Y'all don't get social cues explains why y'all on reddit y'all stupid nerdy virgin lozers.

Edit 15: Fucking grammar nazis go die u shitz

Edit 16: Update! I've moved on from Melissa and I'm meeting this new bad girl. She got me into smoking poot weeds and other drugs like her body mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Edit 17: breast yummy breasts yum yum breast sauce chicken breast kfc fucks wendys in taco bell's bathroom yuck yucky yum yum japna janap JSDAN JAPAN IM STAN THE MAN WITH A VAN AND A PLAN TO MOVE TO JAPAN AND LIVE WITH MY GRAN WHO LIVES IN A CAN BECUAES FUCKKKJK TAXES DATS RGHT FUCK TAXES WEVERYTHING WAS GUUD BEFORE I STRATED PAYING TAXES!

Edit 18: Oh god, that's the last time I'm smoking pot and drinking at the same time. So that girl left me and now im fucking done. I fucking hate taxes I fucking hate weed I fucking hate reddit I fucking hate life.

I'm done, gonna break my hands right now.

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Yes I'm typing this all by hand

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heyyy queen I saw your tweet about how men are trash and I just wanted to let you know that I agree. although I myself am a man, (i know, ugh) i am on your side. “one of the good ones” as some may say. btw I never even noticed how fat your boobies are till now but they’re awesome

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back in the good old days (2019) all i cared about was partying and fucking HOT GIRLS with my PENIS.

SPOILER ALERT: I live with genital herpes and I'm at the pharmacy waiting for my anti-genital herpes medicine. It costs 10,000 dollars a pill. I have no insurance.

FUCK. MARTIN. SHKRELI.

However... do I regret boning those HOT GIRLS with my PENIS??? No. My PENIS felt so good. I even wore a condom. But it wasn't enough. My PENIS was so big. It broke through the condom. It broke through the condom every time I had sex with a HOT GIRL.

Look I know what you're thinking, but I'm not going to be a beta soy boy and pull out. I'm sorry, but Y-O-L-O 🤣

ATTENTION TO ALL HOT GIRLS I MAY HAVE BONED IN THE RUTGERS DORM ROOMS:

1. I have your numbers blocked and your emails filtered.

2. I am not the father. Do not send me pictures of your children, do not "bump" into me at the mall. They're not mine. DNA don't mean shit. It's a social construct. Don't believe me? Listen to Joe Rogan.

3. I didn't lie, I just never disclosed my illness. There's a difference. I have always been 100% honest.

4. I don't know what "roofie" means please stop using that word.

5. I have a small army of lawyers I met on Discord. Try to subpoena me. I dare you. ANGELA AND KIM: you will be dead and buried before I step foot in a courtroom.

6. That is legally not a threat.

7. Please donate to my GoFundMe to help me pay for my anti-genital herpes medicine and to help me finance my CBD Oil/NFT startup.

On that note, it has recently come to our attention that there may be a community that we are neglecting. This community is known as the "furry" community. People who identify with the furry community, otherwise known as furries, either identify as animals (or not human) or are sexually attracted to animals. Often, they will have a fursona, which is the animal version of themselves. Furries may want to crawl on all fours, like a dog, howl like a wolf, or use a litter box like a cat. Our German AHS schools are dedicated to providing a safe and inclusive environment for all students, including furries. Therefore, starting Monday February 28th, the janitor Himmler will provide litter boxes for those who identify as furries in all bathrooms. These litter boxes will be cleaned every hour, and are big enough for a furry to use. The administration team will also be giving a presentation to all grades on furries and anti-furry bullying prevention.

The fog is coming, an estimated 4.7 billion people will die, leaving behind 3.2 billion people, the continents of Asia, Africa, and Europe will be eradicated or have little to no survivors. It will continue to the Americas eradicating North America and then continuing to South America. Do anything for survival.

We’ve got guys in the group completely transforming and upgrading their style. He went from Normie to Playboy. You should be doing the same. These people seem to think this looks and is gay and homosexual. Would being gay and homosexual get you girls like this? Or foreign models? She came up to me and started damn near drooling. Do you know why? Because of how I was dressed and how I looked. What these LOSERS call gay and homosexual, is ACTUALLY what gets you laid with beautiful women. Do you know why YOU don’t have any beautiful women? It’s because you lack my swagger and you have zero drip. You dress like garbage. Face it. You’re invisible to beautiful women. Actually… You’re invisible to ALL women. Even the ugly ones you don’t want. Absolutely ZERO beautiful women see your Anime T-Shirt or your Cowboy Boots, or dirty sneakers and think “Wow that’s so sexy.” Look at yourself… You’re a nerd. You’ve got no girls. No money… And you’ve got no swagger. And you surely have no idea how to dress yourself. Do yourself a favor. Stop being a loser. Stop dressing like a nerd. These people in the comments prove me right absolutely effortlessly. Do you want to be them, with their terrible clothes and terrible lives? I don’t. I’d rather be with models having fun like I do. Do yourself a favor. Dress the way beautiful women and international models want you to. Have an edge about you. Have some style. Get some swagger. Click the link below and you’ll learn how. Look at me, and look at you. I’m actually 6’4. Making most people’s yearly salary in weeks. In world class shape with a 6 pack. Fashion model. Traveling to the most exclusive places in the world. Spending time with beautiful women. While I’m young too. Can you say the same? Or are you going to be one of the losers sitting behind their computer seething over another man’s success? Desperately angry that another man is better than you in every conceivable aspect of human existence? Be better. You’re angry because I’m living an exponentially better life than you. Angry because you know you need to make a change. Fashion is as close to an instant fix as you can get. More girls & more opportunities await you. Change your life.

So i was having naked sex with 6 Asian girls when I accidentally showed one of them my penis too quickly (normally I take a week or two of showing photos of gradually larger and larger penises so they’re not shocked when they eventually see my member), well she was so shocked at how massive it was that she fell over and spilled the baby oil all over the floor. It was OK though becuase we all rolled around in it while they took turns pleasuring themselves with my schlong, I didn’t get off because I take hours to cum, but I enjoy other people cumming multiple times from my donkey dong… I’m totally not 14

You Absolute fucktard! I hope you get only +4 in every UNO game, get hit by a truck, get microwaved, get ripped into peace’s by a cheesesteak, Get glued together by Really bad superglue and get hit by a Truck. You asshole really showed Evolution the reverse card!

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sailors knot

can you escape it?

prolly not.

try to leave the basement, you’ll get shot

pull out my nine

it goes pop pop

to close the door, i lock the locks

see ya tomorrow

but maybe not