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The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy.

Hello, is this Pizza Hut?

Excellent. My name is Ben Shapiro. Conservative thought leader. Prominent white YouTuber. The Muggsy Bogues of the intellectual dark Web. And—look, it’s just a fact—I would like to order some pizza pie. If you are triggered by that request, I do not care. I truly do not.

Now let’s discuss conditions. First, thank you for agreeing to debate me. Typically, in fora such as this, I am met with ad-hominem mudslinging, anything from “You racist creep” or “Is that your real voice?” to raucous schoolyard laughter and threats of the dreaded “toilet swirly.” However, your willingness to engage with me over the phone on the subject of pizza shows an intellectual fortitude and openness to dangerous ideas which reflects highly on your character. Huzzah, good sir. Huzzah.

Second, any pizza I order will be male. None of this “Our pizza identifies as trans-fluid-pan-poly”—no. Pizza is a boy. With a penis. It’s that simple. It’s been true for all of human history, from Plato to Socrates to Mr. Mistoffelees, and any attempt to rewrite the pillars of Western thought will be met with a hearty “Fuh!” by yours truly. And, trust me, that is not a fate you wish to meet.

Now. With regard to my topping preference. I have eaten from your pizzeria in times past, and it must be said: your pepperoni is embarrassingly spicy. Frankly, it boggles the mind. I mean, what kind of drugs are you inhaling over there? Pot?! One bite of that stuff and I had to take a shower. So tread lightly when it comes to spice, my good man. You do not want to see me at my most epic. Like the great white hero of Zack Snyder’s classic film “300,” I will kick you.

Onions, peppers—no, thank you. If I wanted veggies, I’d go to a salad bar. I’m not some sort of vegan, Cory Booker weirdo. And your efforts to Michelle Obama-ize the great American pizza pie are, frankly, hilarious. Though not as funny as the impressively named P’Zone—when I finally figured out that genuinely creative pun, I laughed until I cried and peed. A true Spartan admits defeat, and I must admit that, in this instance, your Hut humor slayed me, Dennis Miller style.

And, with that, you have earned my order. Congratulations. Ahem. Without further ado, I would like your smallest child pizza, no sauce, extra cheese. Hello? Aha. A hang-up. Another triggered lib, bested by logic. Damn it. I’m fucking starving.

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Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the Alvin and the Chipmunks’ Chipettes so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the theater I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of them online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Chipettes. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of their tight chipmunk pussies. I want them to have my mutant human/chipmunk babies. Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the a chipmunk. I'd dressed her in my sister's Barbie’s skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Alvin and the Chipmunk 10th Anniversary DVD Collection. I might not ever get to see My Chipettes again.

from a guy who looked 13 at 17, 16 at 22 and now finally has a beard and is maybe even a bit...sexy....if i do say so myself..

1. Puberty is a beast. A curse. Personally, I shall sever my son's testicles once he reaches the age of 12. No boy should have to experience what I did in puberty. If your balls have dropped, power through it like a racehorse with blinders while you can and don't look back. Save yourself before it is too late.

2. Patience is a virtue, but refraining from fapping and porn whilst in the position of the virgin late bloomer approaches a level of god-like piety.

3. Being smarter than you look can be used to your advantage.

4. Going back to school, even at 23, can be a life changing and wonderful decision, but only if you are mature and learn from past mistakes.

5. Weed is there for a reason. But it's not the answer, rather, it helps you remember how to ask the right questions.

6. Your metabolism goes bye-bye at 21. Get off your ass and watch the alcohol and junk food.

7. I'm glad I waited to fuck because there are certain wisdoms and subtleties of relationships, sex and dating that only come through time and experience. In other words, the sex is way better now than it could have been four years ago.

8. Learning to support yourself before even going to school is a priceless skill.

9. The dating scene is overrated. When you are ready, you will know.

10. Disarm the ego and accept humility head-on. You are owed nothing, you are entitled to nothing. You value as a person is in what you have made for yourself, or what you have not. Period.

11. You don't need many friends. One or two will do if they're good.

[no regrets]

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nope

Not a chance. I love this one "the adds sustain us" are you sure? while making billions or even trillions of dallers a fiscal quarter? my response to the growing advertiser tantrums:

OOOH HOHOHOHOHOOOOEEWNNONONONONONO BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA. Well hot pussy for me. What did they expect? Short list: advertisements in the os, phone, and every fucking tv, thing. I for one don't know how how they're still making money, if not from oversaturation and peoples sanity alone.

"please support us by turning off your addblocker" what these leaches will er oh sorry"sponsors" will never get in their tiny lil mind is: fuck you you fucking cunt face, no. I don't want and will never turn off my adblockers. unless it is genuinely breaking a website. Otherwise:

Kiss my ass.

I told a couple of friends that I'd had sex with girls from every European country. I said it offhandedly but they told other people and now like all my friends know. I didn't have a choice so I just went along with it and now it's a thing. But the truth is that I still haven't had sex with girls from all European countries yet. I've been trying but it's pretty hard to find girls from some of the smaller European countries unless you actually go there and I don't have the money right now. I traveled across Eastern Europe a couple of years ago and checked most of the difficult ones off but I wasn't able to them all so I have to wait until the end of the year until I can get back there.

Tl;dr: I'm a liar.

[Light]

Me(M18) was over at my gf's(F19) house. We slept together- no sex, just cuddling. Anyways, in the morning we had a fight over a Kermit cult. I told her that I wanted to join, but she said no I shouldn't join any cults- especially Kermit's cult because everyone knows he caused 9/11. Anyways, she went to uni then. Turns out her mom(F40) was listening to our conversation the whole time. I asked her what she heard. She said everything. I apologized because she had to hear all of that. She said its okay and that I should have all the freedom I want... especially when it's about Kermit. I hugged her as thanks and she noticed my boner. She thought I got a boner because of her lingerie, but no I got a boner because I was thinking of Kermit. I couldn't tell her that I got a boner because of Kermit cause that'd seem weird. Anyways, she took this as a greenlight and started kissing me. One thing led to the other and I cummed inside her. And now, a month later she tells me that she missed her period. She took a pregnancy test and it was positive. We're getting an abortion as I'm writing this.

Me(M18) was over at my gf's(F19) house. We slept together- no sex, just cuddling. Anyways in the morning we had a fight over a Kermit cult. I told her that i wanted to join, but she said no I shouldn't join any cult- especially Kermit's cult because everyone knows he caused 9/11. Anyways, she went to uni then. Turns out her mom (F40) was listening to our conversation the whole time. I asked her what she heard. She said everything. I apologized because she had to hear all of that. She said it's okay and that I should have all the freedom I want... especially when it's about Kermit. I hugged her as a thanks and she noticed my boner. She thougth I got a boner because of her lingerie but no I got a boner because I was thinking of Kermit. I couldn't tell her I got a boner because of Kermit cause that would seem weird. Anyways, she took this as a greenlight and started kissing me. One thing led to the other and I cummed inside her. And now, a month later she tells me that she missed her period. She took a pregnancy test and it was positive. We're getting an abortion as i'm writing this.

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang 2B so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Everytime I play Nier, I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with 2B. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of 2B’s tight android pussy. God I wish I was 2B because I fucking know for a fact that 2B fucks herself daily. Anyways, do you guys relate to this?

There was an old lady walking with her grandkids at the store and it kind of reminded me of the witch with her skeletons. In my head i was just thinking how satisfying it would be if i dropped an mk to instakill all those skellys and take care of the witch after. is this normal or should i get help?

Now we all know Alvin's
personality, he's ALWAYS
overreacting to shit and is
everything so of course he's
gonna be doin the jordan,
especially in the presence of
his friends, We also know
he's the alpha of the group
and gets chipmunk pussy
regularly. He prolly got head
3 other times that day so yo
know his dick is wore out.

Now Simon here's a fuckin
dork, and his bitch a dork too
you know she prolly gives shit
head, i mean you can even se
simon cringing at it. He's also
a nerd and probably jacks off
to weird allen porn all day so
his dopamine receptors are fried and his dick isnt as sensitive.

Now what do we know about
Theodore? He's a fat virgin. Hes
probably never got head before
and its safe to assume he's
never even bust a nut. He's also
too innocent to watch porn so
you know his dick is hella
sensitive. His bitch is also fat
and knows how to gobble his
whole dick like a mf corndog.
And just look at him. he's
paralyzed. consumed by the
head, all he can do is lay there in
pleasure

It’s not just the flavour that’s awful. The taste is never strong, so it’s somehow worse. The subtlety makes it that much more invasive. Then your brain tells you the texture is all wrong. This fruit should be chewy and mushy in texture, instead you get chewy rubber (or crunchy, or just plain runny - I’m also targeting hard candy and beverages here.)

I get that people don’t like some other flavours because it’s too intense and too “fake” - but banana is the worst flavouring for any candy because it’s just the opposite.

Edit: GUM. I MEANT GUM. AS IN CHEWING GUM. AS IN BAZOOKA JOE, BUBBLEGUM, CHEW 5 GUM GUM. You know I meant gum. I know I meant gum. Your ancestors knew it and the google overlords knew it. It is a universal constant and anyone who thought otherwise is in violation of physics and will receive a cease and desist immediately.

"You listening? Okay. Basically? There's this guy named "William" That moved from England to a town called "Hurricane" with his wife and three kids that meets this guy named Henry And the two of them form a friendship and open up a diner and pizzeria called "Fredbear's Family Diner" Now the money is tight So to save on cash, he and Henry come up with these animatronic mascots that can be cranked open to work as suits. Seems pretty smart, right? WRONG, DUMMY! See, if the springlocks get loose on these suits they turn back into animatronics and crush the person in them Anyway gettin ahead of myself here. Basically this William guy's bad news. See, one day Henry's daughter Charli is havin a birthday party at the diner the other kids are mean, though, and they lock her outside. What does William do when he sees this? He fricken drags her out into the alley and kills her! That's what he does! Now, Henry built this safety puppet to watch over his daughter. But the puppet was stuck inside a box while this was happening. When the puppet gets out, it goes outside to try and protect her. But it's rainin so the fricken animatronic breaks down too. So what happens is that Charli's spirit actually inhabits the animatronic puppet. And buddy? That is just the tip of the iceberg. See William's older son Michael is a real jerk to his younger son Evan. On Evan's birthday in 1983, they go to the diner and Michael actually shoves Evan into Fredbear's mouth! Fricken crazy, right? So the springlocks fail and Fredbear chomps Evan's head. Putting him into a coma and then killing him a few weeks later. This here is the breaking point for William. The guy starts putting on the Spring Bonnie suit and luring kids into the back room. Once he gets them back there, he fricken kills them. He does this five times before getting caught. Thing is, though, nobody can find the bodies so William gets let off the hook. As it turns out, he hides the bodies inside of the animatronics. Now Charli, since her spirit is inside the puppet, She starts putting the kids' spirits into the animatronics they were stuffed in. so right now, the puppet Chica the chicken Bonnie the Bunny Freddy Fazbear Foxy the Pirate An unused Golden Freddy Fazbear and the original Fredbear all have the ghosts of children in them. After this missin children incident, William gets fired from his own company. That doesn't stop him, though. His new solo company Afton Robotics Start work for this new company called Circus Baby's Pizza World There, William starts makin these robots that are designed to kill kids. Crazy, right? Well, as it turns out, William figured out how to be immortal. See, when kids die, they produce this material called remnant You can basically use this remnant stuff to keep your soul inside of somethin. William figures this out after killin those first five kids. So now he starts tryin to use it for his own good. Problem is, even though his younger son is dead and his older son is moved out William still has his daughter Elizabeth with him William makes this really cool animatronic called Circus Baby who can dance, sing, make ice cream, and do a whole bunch of other cool stuff. When his daughter Elizabeth gets too close to Baby, Her child capturing mechanism activates. So now that two of William's 3 kids are dead by his own hand, William pretty much loses it here. He kills his wife and puts her into another machine called Belora. All this doesn't last very long though. See, Circus Baby's Pizza World closed before it even had the chance to open. Now William is all alone and on the loose. Now it's 1987 There's a new fazbear pizza in a new location. They have all the old suits with the dead kids in em in the back room But now they've got these new animatronics that are not only safer but also have facial recognition software to detect criminals. This is all in case William comes back, y'see. So anyway, since none of the springlock suits are at this location, William instead uses the golden freddy suit since it's broken, unused, and mostly empty. He kills another five kids, which go into toy freddy toy bonnie toy chica toy foxy, which we call "the mangle" and balloon boy. Oh, I should mention: Charli's here again too, for some reason. Unlike the rest of the 1983 animatronics, which are unused in the back, Charli's puppet is still used by the prize counter. So anyway, this is the SECOND missing children incident. Now the place gets closed down, but before they do that, they have one last party on November the 13th, 1987 I fricken lose my frontal lobe to mangle and die a few weeks later, but that's not important. What's important here is that the new restaurant closed down. So now it's some time after 1987. William somehow gets a message out to his son Michael that his sister and mom and trapped inside some animatronics at the new closed down Circus Baby's Pizza World and that he needs to set them free. Since the whole building is automated, they think that he's an employee. So Michael works at the building for a week while the building is attempting to reopen until he gets tricked by the animatronics into getting scooped. See, what happens is that, during the week, all the robots in the facility tear themselves apart and reform themselves into a giant mass called "Ennard." Ennard brings Michael to the scooper where he gets injected with remnant. Then his organs get scooped out and Ennard uses him as a skin suit in order to escape the facility. After the robots escape and Michael is reanimated as a walkin corpse, he vows to find his father and end all this suffering. The first place he tries is the new Freddy Fazbear's Pizza that opens in 1993. This reopening is the original location of Fredbear's family diner, and uses the original cast of Freddy, Foxy, Chica, and Bonnie. They even refit golden Freddy, but they never use him. Since Michael was blacklisted after getting his brother killed, He uses a fake name, Mike Schmidt, to get a job at the new place. However, after a week of working, with all the animatronics trying to kill him, thinking that he's his father, he gets fired and the place shuts down. Michael wouldn't find his father until 2023 with "Fazbear Fright," but before that happens, we need to talk about what happened to William. See, William DOES come back to the original location. He knows that the kids are all alive inside the animatronics, and he can't have that, so he goes to the building after it's been shut down to try and dismantle them. See, all Fazbear locations include a hidden room that is off the map and invisible to animatronics for storage, also for springlock failure victims to bleed out so that the children don't see. William hides in this room, coming out to dismantle the animatronics until he tears down all five of them. However, once he does this, the ghosts manifest and attack William, forcing him to hide inside a spring bonnie suit that's been rotting in the room since 1983. He puts it on and laughs at them, but then the springlocks fail and he gets crushed. Since William has been injecting himself with remnant for years, he comes back to life after getting crushed by the suit, but he doesn't have any will of his own, being locked in the room until 2023. In 2023, an amusement park opens up a scary attraction called "Fazbear Fright" which uses a bunch of old Fazbear artifacts from the old locations as a horror attraction. They find this old Spring Bonnie suit in the hidden room and transport him to Fazbear Fright, where Michael is working! This is the moment he's been waitin for! After a week of working at the location, Michael uses the faulty wiring in the building as an excuse to set fire to it, Killing William once and for all and freeing the remaining trapped souls, who have also been haunting Michael for the week he was working there, or so he thought. As it turns out, William survives the fire, rebuilds himself with the leftover parts that were inside the building, and escapes to kill some more. Now we have the puppet, Ennard, and William all off on their own in the world. Ennard gets tired of Elizabeth controlling them, so they kick Elizabeth out, and she rebuilds herself as a new version of Baby, Now called "Scrap Baby." Ennard then dons a new mask and calls themselves molten Freddy, who also happens to have the spirits of the five children from the toy animatronics in it now. This is where Henry steps in. Once Henry learns of the suffering that has been happening, He devises a plan to bring the animatronics all together in one place so he can destroy and free them all, and creates an animatronic called "Lefty," which he uses to capture his daughter. When Michael finds out about all this, he goes to the new fake "Pizzeria" and brings all of the animatronics back together. Once they're all there, Henry locks the building and burns it all down with him and Michael still in it, freeing the remaining souls of: Elizabeth, Charli, William's wife, and the remaining children inside of Molten Freddy. After this, William's soul is sent to Hell, where the souls of the children he tortured get to torture HIM for all eternity. ...or so they think. See, some time before being killed, William uses his genius to scratch his consciousness and memories into binary code onto some of the electrical components of some animatronics. The problem with Henry's plan is that Fazbear Entertainment wasn't all in his own hands, and was actually still running as its own company at this point. See, some time during the events of the games, An anonymous game developer was hired by Fazbear Entertainment to create the fnaf games as a way of making the real stories seem like fiction. After that, they then hired a different company called "Silver Parasol games" to create the "Freddy Fazbear Virtual Experience" to make it seem as if the previous games were rogue and to double discredit the real stories of the children getting killed. The problem, though, is that Fazbear Entertainment provided Silver Parasol with some computer chips to scan in in order to make the animatronics more realistic. When they do this, William's consciousness code is brought into the game, basically bringing him back to life in the video game. During development, this robot William, called "Glitchtrap," programs itself to be able to take over a tester's body, essentially bringing William Afton back to life. William is first able to control a developer named "Jeremy," but he decided Jeremy isn't a good candidate, so he controls Jeremy and makes him kill himself using a guillotine paper slicer. Glitchtrap tries to control the unnamed player of the game but the player manages to defeat him and lock him away. However, before this happens, Glitchtrap finds a host named "Vanessa," and decides to use her. After the Freddy Fazbear Virtual Experience, as well as an added Halloween DLC, Fazbear Entertainment then commissions the creation of a giant mall called Fazbear Mega Pizzaplex. During the time that the Mega Pizzaplex was running, multiple animatronics were switched around and the tragedies started again. But before we go into the events that transpired there, we have to talk more about Vanessa and another individual known as "Patient 46." Patient 46 appears to be a tech savvy genius, but is also at the same time a child, according to how they are treated and referred to by the various therapists that we hear their sessions from. While it is clear that Patient 46 and Vanessa are two different people, it is unknown for certain who patient 46 is. What IS known is that patient 46 spends a lot of time at the Pizzaplex before the events of Security Breach and helps reprogram the system, Implying that they are working with "Vanny," Vanessa's alter ego while under the control of William. What else is known is that patient 46 lied about whatever happened to their family. The 16th tape reveals that they actually had a great childhood. Vanessa is also known to have had a terrible father named "Bill" according to tape 3. Apparently Vanessa's dad forced her to lie during a custody hearing between him and her mother leading to her mother doing something afterwards, likely committing suicide. Anyway, the events preceeding Security Breach include at least 9 more missing people, likely all children, as well as multiple missing therapists who were likely killed by Vanny. At some point, Bonnie the Bunny is replaced by a new animatronic named Montgomery Gator. This happens following a night where Bonnie went down to Monty's golf course and then was unseen afterwards. Many speculate that Monty may have killed Bonnie or dismantled him in order to make his way into the main cast but we do not know for sure. What we do know, however, is that Monty took over Bonnie's role in the main cast. Roxanne Wolf, another new animatronic, also took over Foxy's role, but there is no given explanation for this. One night, after most of the animatronics have been reprogrammed, Glamrock Freddy, the newest version of Freddy Fazbear, malfunctions and shuts down on stage. When he wakes up, he learns that he was put into low power mode, likely freeing him from the reprogramming Patient 46 did to everyone else. ALSO when he wakes up, a boy named Gregory reveals himself to be hiding inside his chest cavity. Gregory is a homeless orphan of unknown relation to anyone else during the events of Security Breach. Some have speculated that Patient 46 is Gregory, But there seems to be lore differences between the two characters that conflict. Others believer that Gregory is an animatronic himself, as his hair and eyes are noticeably different to Vanessa, and the book "Tales from the Pizzaplex" includes an animatronic that looks like a human child and is about the same size as Gregory. What more, Gregory's vision seems to distort at times, implying that his eyes are cameras that are receiving interference. However, none of this is known for sure. Gregory and Glamrock Freddy find that the Mega Pizzaplex is built on top of the fake restaurant that was used to lure William Afton in years prior. Vanny, using Vanessa's body, Located William's corpse and reanimated him using a recharge station stolen from the Pizzaplex. William plans to control all of the animatronics in the Pizzaplex remotely and begin to kill children again but Gregory and Freddy stop him. The last we see of William Afton is him being grabbed by the spirits of the recently killed 9 people inside of a large machine known as "The Blob." The game canonically ends with Gregory and Freddy escaping the Pizzaplex and relaxing on a hill. It is likely that, with the destruction of the Pizzaplex, Vanessa is freed from Vanny, but we do not know for sure. And this is where our story ends for now. Eventually there will be more DLC and updates for Security Breach, but until that happens, This has been the entire Five Nights at Freddy's Game Lore." -Scout tf2

You can't imagine how motherfucking much you humiliated yourself by using someone else's copypasta to insult me. Just shows how pathetic 12 year old you are, can't even make original insult. Now that you embarrassed yourself infront of everyone, use your fucked up brain and don't try to claim it's your original insult, cause dumbfuck, I read first 20 words and already suspected it to be copypasta, did some research and I was right. You're a motherfucking masochist who's habit is to humiliate himself infront of everyone, that is the most pathetic part.

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And is this what you do in every argument? Using someone's insult copy pasta because you can't come up with original insult and then, if they find out it's copypasta, you use another copypasta which "says" copypastas are stupid. Damn I was right about you being fucked up 12 year old.

i was in science class... i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates (bigots) started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me

Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・

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SCP-6112 Containment Procedures: Scp-6112 is to be kept in a small containment cell with a green screen, a computer and access to the Internet. Description: SCP-6112 is a humanoid entity measuring roughly 170 cm tall. Scp-6112 is an internet celebrity who makes videos on odd topics. Human Beings find these videos anomalously entertaining sitting and watching the whole video before watching more. This will go on until the person dies or starvation or the computer is taken away. If scp-6112 is not given the tools to make these videos it becomes agitated this will result in him teleporting to the closest location with these tools it will then kill whoever blocks him from using said tools by “..extremely rapid rot..” Review addendum 52. Addendum 52 interview with scp-6112 (conducted by Dr.\_\_\_\_\_) Dr.\_\_\_\_\_ “Hello 6112.” 6112:”Hi Dr.\_\_\_\_\_ Michael here!” “Ok then 61-\*clears throat\* Michael, how are you today?” “I'm fine, thank you all for your hospitality!” “Good to hear now Michael, mind if I ask how did you know my name?” “I know all Dr.\_\_\_\_\_ I know how much you weigh, your first girlfriend's name, the true age of the universe and when the sun will explode! I even know how to get out of your feeble little prison.” Dr.\_\_\_\_\_ looks slightly shocked but quickly composes himself “If you know how to leave, why stay?” “I’ve entertained humans for millennia. I feel it's your turn to be the jester. So dance my little jester DANCE!” SCP-6112 disappears completely from existence for 4.5 hours causing complete lockdown of site-22 before teleporting back into the interview room. Dr.\_\_\_\_\_ looks extremely shocked when he sees SCP-6112 reappear “Oh christ you scared me welcome back.” SCP-6112 makes a extremely large inhuman grin and begins laughing insanely “OH BY THE GODS THE LOOKS ON ALL YOUR FACES” Dr.\_\_\_\_\_ looks extremely confused “Anyways back to the interview. You said millenia how old are you Michael?” “SCP-6112 stares at the ground for a second “I want to say 8000 years old something around there” “8000 YEARS!?” “Yes I remember entertaining mammoth hunters with tales of sun gods and the such . I sort of miss it so much simpler. Now you feeble creatures need science and math to back everything up so much harder to write out all of that knowledge from my knowledge banks.” Dr.\_\_\_\_\_ looks visibly shocked and confused “Well I guess that concludes the interview Micheal. Back to your cell now.” “Oh no I received my fun it's time to leave Dr.\_\_\_\_\_ I’ll find a new version of reality this time i'll burn everything to the ground!” SCP-6112 laughs insanely then leaves reality for the final time never returning.

retard you literally the most unprofessional and immature mod, i tried keeping u around and gave u too many chances, i fuckin lost patience