Why are people who collect vinyl so mean?I am very sad because I created an instagram profile about my vinyl collection, as many others who share their collection and their artistic photos combining all the colors of the variants of the same album and it looks very aesthetic. But people have been very mean with me, they have sent me DMs, telling me that because of people like me the vinyl industry is collapsed and their indie bands can't press their albums. One of the comments that affected me the most is when someone told me this: "some vinyl collections like yours are scum, or rather I should say, there is scum that collects vinyl". And the worst of all is that I barely have 17 followers, I didn't even have the reception I expected, and it's not fair, that strangers tell me those things by DM, but because of my few followers I haven't closed my profile yet. And my collection isn't junk, I like music by big, award-winning artists like Billie Eilish, Taylor Swift, Olivia Rodrigo, Ariana Grande and even classic rock bands like Paramore (whom I discovered thanks to Olivia Rodrigo), Green Day, My Chemical Romance and other groups I've seen at Urban Outfitters. Even old alternative music like Kelly Clarkson, Ashlee Simpson, Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, Avril Lavigne and other singers I've discovered through Urban Outfitters too. So, my collection is not garbage and I don't understand how that has anything to do with other vinyl presses if I also support old music like the artists I mentioned. The picture above is an example of the content I like and I share with my own vinyls.

Jesus was taking a leisurely stroll through a demon-infested tomb when two violent heretics began flailing about in front of him. They sarcastically asked if the "Son of God" had come to torture them for being possessed.

Before Jesus could answer, a herd of pigs came thundering over a nearby hill. For some reason, the demons possessing the men pleaded to be allowed to enter the pigs. Jesus permitted this, but. soon after, the demon pigs were driven into the sea where they drowned!

People from the local town were shocked, and they told Jesus to leave their land immediately. The moral of the story is: don't reject Jesus' teachings or he will drive your livestock into the sea and blame it on demons.

I’m so goddamn fucking mad. I’m so fucking angry. I fucking hate these people. I fucking hate Disney. They can all go burn in hell. I can’t believe that with all the modern vfx we have, this bullshit ass story is the best one they could think of telling. Fuck you JJ Abrams and fuck you Bob Iger. You two are the most to blame for all of this. I hope this comment doesn’t get me banned. I needed to vent.

I mean, that thing has a mouth *within a mouth*. Head recipients will get the experience squared2. I guarantee you that it's very skilled with its tongues, too. Not to mention how wet and fleshy its mouth probably is. I guarantee you the foreplay is wild and would be the ride of your life. It's a being of pure hatred and hunger so it can probably last for hours straight, subsisting on your juices. In addition to this, the Xenomorph has a tail, which comes with limitless possibilities like choking or anal insertion. The noises it makes are probably very exciting in the moment, too, not to mention the adrenaline rush that the fear of encountering it would provide.

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Excuse me sir or ma'am

but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"

Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."

And here you are!

I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other.

I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).

Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!

EDIT: I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. There's no need to be nervous! I promise I don't bite, haha

EDIT 2: In case you couldn't find it, you can click the little chat button from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you could find it, but just in case hahah

EDIT 3: look I don't understand why you're not even talking to me, is it something I said?

EDIT 4: I knew you were always a ditch, but I thought I was wrong. I thought you weren't like all the other girls out there but maybe I was too quick to judge

EDIT 5: don't ever contact me again whore

EDIT 6: hey are you there?

# Travis Scott X McDonalds Chicken Nugget Pillow 36”

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My mum (75F) told me (13M) to take out the trash (8) but I (13M) was too busy playing Fortnite (5 kills) so I (13M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 5) and threw it at her (173kph). She fucking died, and I (13M) went to prison (15 years). While in prison I (13M) incited several riots (4) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (13M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?

I feel really bad cumming on my turtle. Why the fuck would I do that. I should have never masturbated in front of my turtle. So basically I was watching porn in my 55 inch tv and my turtle was next to me in the couch. The porno was really old. It was a DVD from 2002. It was probably the hottest porn I have ever watch and honestly I'm probably going to watch porn on dvd instead from the internet. The only reason I had my turtle with me was because whenever I cum, I feel really depressed and lonely, so I thought that if my turtle watched with me I wouldn't feel lonely. Well I started stroking my willie, I used lotion, I took all my clothes off, but my dumbass forgot the tissues. I realized that I forgot to grab tissues but it was too late. I was going to cum. I didn't want to cum everywhere so I had to think fast. It was when I saw my turtle that I realized what I had to do. I came like a motherfucker. My turtle was painted with my cum in his tiny little face and all around his shell. He didnt say a word about it, he didnt move, he just stood there looking at me like I killed a bunch of children. I would never forget the look my turtle gave me. His dissapointing face broke my heart. I put on my clothes, I took my turtle to the bathroom and cleaned him off. What happened, happened. But my turtle would never forget what happened. My turtle, Tommy, would never forgive me. Today, I passed by him, and I know he still remembers what I did to him three hours ago. My only wish, is that one day, Tommy the turtle will forgive me for my horrible sins.

For the last time, I don't want my ass eaten. I want it banged, not eaten. banged-up hard. Like every time with you Scorpios. Your good in bed and then guess what. You act funny. I don't like that. Like you guys just eat ass all the time. Like groceries. Why? Ass is groceries. But don't your want to preserve it, wait at the right time or something. Put some spice, cookies, or maybe ice cream on top. Add some spice.
Ass eating should be an art. And im not even an ass eating person. So for the last time. Stop wanting to eat my ass. I want it pounded. Thank you.

I hear girls when they have sleepovers compare tits. Guys don't compare dicks. Though when I was a kid we used to hype up my Lab/pointer pound puppy and he'd tackle us and start humping us, he was a t rex and if he caught you, you lost and got vigorously dry humped.
Man I miss old Max.

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Showering with a boner is so fucking annoying. You'd think the feeling of water drops slapping the tip of your dick would feel good, but nooo, it's just fucking annoying. Especially if you're not horny. Like, lad, stop trying to fuck the shower, you're here to get clean. It's so much worse than taking a bath with an erection, because at least then the water's not flowing and getting you closer to nutting and making the bath longer. But with showers, you feel thousands of hot little raindrops constantly slapping the tip of your boner, and you know you have to either lose the boner or get the shower over quicker. And it fucking sucks.

My wife of six years is an amazing person and I love her to death but but she is far too experimental in bed than I am comfortable with.

She is a marine biologist, and the other day she brought home a fish tank containing a small live octopus with the intention of inserting it into me rectally. At first I thought she was joking, but no, she was completely serious.

Octopi are extremely intelligent creatures and she demonstrated this by placing it into a mason jar. It managed to unscrew the lid from the inside and escape. Since shoving the octopus directly into the anus would likely harm the creature she opted to put the octopus into the jar first and then shove the jar into my sphincter lid first. Alright I thought, standard jar insertion like usual. But once it was inside I could feel the jar unscrewing slowly and it managed to squeeze tome tentacles out to search for escape. Its little tentacle suckers attached to my prostate and I ejaculated repeatedly until I fell unconscious. I woke up a few hours later with both the jar and octopus still inside me. I asked my wife to take me to the hospital, but she refused since she was scared of receiving zoophilia charges.

My wife is a beautiful and hilarious person, but this side of her concerns me somewhat.

**STOP** ratioing me on Twitter.com!!! I’m so fucking tired of people quoting me or commenting on my posts and GETTING MORE DAMN LIKES!!! YOUR TWEET WAS OF A LOWER QUALITY THAN MINE BUT PEOPLE LIKED IT BECAUSE OF “MEME CULTURE”!?! IM DELETING MY ACCOUNT AND GETTING A LIFE UNLIKE THE LOSERS WHO USE TWITTER.COM

all of your arguments are very classist. what you fail to realize is that the majority of the population can barely afford groceries as is. buying a bunch of produce and synthetic animal products is extremely expensive. I make minimum wage. tell me how I’m supposed to afford my shithole apartment and a bunch of vegan food and bills all at the same time. plus I’m a student. I’m drowning in debt. I’m vegetarian but it has taken a huge toll on my bank account. if I transitioned into full veganism, I wouldn’t be able to afford rent. like I said, my apartment is a shithole but rent is still $800. you need to get into the real world. pull your head out of your ass. also I don’t understand how you’re so against “abusing” animals but your abusive to animals who are actually sentient- humans. people will listen to you a lot more if you’re kind, nobody is gonna listen to a shithead asshole no matter how good their points are (and yours aren’t even good.)

Mr. Krabs' unethical treatment of his "Krusty Krab" staff in the show "SpongeBob SquarePants" is a good reminder of the flaws in capitalism. A system that promotes the easily abusable 9-5 work system, utilized to exploit minimum wage workers. The "Krusty Krab" staff are a key target demographic in this situation as they are most likely minimum wage workers. While Mr. Krabs bathes in the tubs of money that our capitalist society brings him, his poor minions work their lives off in the kitchen and the counter while receiving a mere cut of the profit. One could argue Mr. Krabs is the true villain of the "SpongeBob SquarePants" franchise, and not "Plankton" who is usually framed as the villain. And I shall explain why this is the case in this thread. Let's start with an easy question, why is Plankton often framed as the villain in this franchise? Simple. His goal to steal the "Krabby Patty" formula from the hands of Krabs. The Krabby Patty is the iconic signature dish of the Krusty Krab franchise, and if Plankton were to steal it and utilize it to create his own Krabby Patties, that would be plagiarism. However, his ideals and motives may not be as bad as one may expect. Plankton is seemingly a far less evil man than Krabs as far as running a business goes. Why is that? Simple. Plankton has no workers in his establishment save for himself and his robotic companion, Karen. However, notice how Karen is a robot. A cold, emotionless machine. A robot does not care if it is forced to work a 9-5 job in a restaurant for that is it's desired use. Meanwhile, Krabs hires and tortures living beings to work for his franchise while giving them a measly cut of his fortune. Say Plankton were to steal his secret formula and replicate it better, his "Chum Bucket" will be allowed to compete with the "Krusty Krab" directly. This means that the Krusty Krab's near-monopoly over the hamburger market in Bikini Bottom will be put to a stop, at the detriment of Krabs' fortune. This will put Krabs' establishment in a decline in which his employees will have an easier time rebelling and demanding more fair treatment and salaries. Plankton is the real hero of "SpongeBob SquarePants". He, and his more morally correct business model, are attempting to save SpongeBob, Squidward and company from the dirty capitalist hands of Krabs. I rest my case. Mr. Eugene Krabs is a dirty, disgusting, arrogant capitalist fuck who abuses capitalist society and it's flaws to create a burger tycoon with infinite profits and justice will never be served so long as his fortress stands. What a cunt.

what is this + L + ratio + wrong + get a job + unfunny

\+ you fell off + never liked you anyway + cope

\+ ur allergic to gluten + don't care+ cringe ur a kid

\+ literally shut the fuck up + galileo did it better

\+ your avi was made in MS Excel + ur bf is kinda ugly

\+ i have more subscribers + owned + ur a toddler

\+ reverse double take back + u sleep in a different bedroom from your wife

\+ get rekt + i said it better + u smell + copy + who asked + dead game

\+ seethe + ur a coward + stay mad + you main yumi + aired + you drive a fiat 500

\+ the hood watches xqc now + yo mama + ok + currently listening to rizzle kicks without u.

\+ ur mind numbingly stupid + ur voice is ronaldmcdonald. you fell off + ratio

\+ you're white + you're briish + who asked + no u + deez nuts + radio + don't care

\+ didn't ask + i'm a minor + i'm neurodivergent + caught in 4k + cope + seethe + GG

\+ in 1947 the world's first general purpose computer, the 30 ton ENIAC was created

\+ your mom's + the hood watches markiplier now + grow up + L + L (part 2) + retweet

\+ ligma + taco bell tortilla crunch + think outside the bun + ur benched + ur a wrench

\+ i own you + ur dad fell off + my dad could beat ur dad up + ur aimhacking + silver elite

\+ tryhard + boomer + sksksksk + ur beta + i'm sigma + ur submissive + L (part 3)

\+ yb better + ur sus + this is a cry for help and i'm extremely depressed. + quote tweet

\+ you're cringe + i did your mom + you bought monkey nft + you're weirdchamp

\+ you're a clown + my father left me at the age of 4 and i never recovered since

\+ my dad owns steam + who want me? + i'm lonely

\+ they didn't think it could possibly happen, but they're releasing L (part 4) Don’t care +

didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + mald seethe cope harder + ho mad +

basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers

\+ repelled + get a life + ok + and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based

\+ your a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn’t laugh

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Am I the only one who wants to fuck her? Just so I know I fucked her.
Imagine she comes once or twice a week to you to have her brains fucked out and to be distracted from all the public bullshit. She can be real with you, only you will see her true self. You will see how she loses control when she orgasms, how she gets dirty. How she snuggles at you and sleeps with her head on your chest. Then the next morning she will leave and you won't see her for another week. You turn on the TV and watch an interview of her. There are a lot of journalists around her, asking her questions. She is super serious and tells everyone her important message. You hear what everyone hears, but you also see something nobody else sees. You know her true self that nobody in the room is aware of.

I too suffer from accidental ass slappery and can confirm it's a real thing and not made up. I'm not talking “oops, my hand brushed you butt as I walked past”, I'm talking like my hand and their cheeks are giving a standing ovation on Broadway. Slappers only, baby.

I can also confirm that 11/10 women absolutely love it and will all react like this. I've met all 36 of my wives from accidental ass slappery. Once I accidentally slap their ass, that's basically immediate marriage. I now have to wear full clubs on hand when I go outside to avoid adding any additional women to my harem.