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Hog Rider Lore
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The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy.
Strategy
His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand.
The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells.
A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more.
The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up Zap or Giant Snowball.
However, this strategy isn't very effective against buildings as the Hog Rider will take a while to destroy the building, giving the opponent ample time to articulate another counter.
Against non-swarm troops, it can deal a lot of damage during the freeze time, but this can allow the opponent to set up a massive counterpush. For this reason, players should either only go for a Hog Rider + Freeze when they have other units backing it up from a counterattack, or if the match is about to end and they need to deal as much damage as possible.
It is not a good idea to send in a Hog Rider simply to destroy a building, especially if it is the only building targeting unit available, as defeating Crown Towers becomes substantially more difficult. Spells or simply waiting out the lifetime of the building are more effective. The exception to this is an Elixir Collector placed in front of the King's Tower. If a Hog Rider placed at the bridge, he can destroy the Collector for a positive Elixir trade, though the damage from both Princess Towers will usually mean he does not survive to deal any damage to them. However, if the opponent sends in defending troops, it can be an opportunity to gain spell damage value.
In a deck with several low-cost cards, it might be worth it to simply send the Hog Rider against one building. These decks shuffle their card rotation quick enough, that they will arrive to their next Hog Rider before the next building arrives in the opponent's card rotation.
Long-ranged troops like Musketeer and Flying Machine can snipe those buildings, preserving some of the Hog Rider's health, possibly allowing it to get some Tower damage.
When there are buildings placed in the middle to counter the Hog Rider, understanding the placement of the Hog Rider and the type of building placed can help the Hog Rider to bypass certain buildings.
Passive buildings such as spawners and Elixir Collector have a larger hitbox than defensive buildings; which means that if a passive building was placed 3 tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, then it is impossible for the Hog Rider to bypass that placement as the Hog Rider will get pulled to that building.
Defensive buildings have a smaller hitbox than a passive building, which means if that if a defensive building was placed three tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, a Hog Rider placed at the very left or right side of the Arena may be able to bypass it due to its smaller hitbox.
If the player has a building already placed down in the center of the arena, and the opponent tries to bypass it with a Hog Rider at the edge of the arena, they can use certain air troops to push the Hog Rider towards the building as it jumps over the river, effectively denying the bypass attempt. They must be already hovering over the correct placement, as very quick reflexes are required to correctly perform this technique.
For Bats, Skeleton Dragons, and Minion Horde, they should be placed right in front of the Hog Rider as soon as it is deployed.
For Minions, Skeleton Barrel, Mega Minion, Flying Machine, Electro Dragon, Baby Dragon, Inferno Dragon, Balloon, and Lava Hound, stagger the above placement one tile to the right if the Hog Rider is placed on the left side of the arena, and vice versa.
They can also use ground troops to achieve the same result. Something like an Ice Golem deployed at the Hog Rider’s landing spot will obstruct his path and force him to go around the unit, which causes him to be closer to the building instead of the Crown Tower.
The Hog Rider can kite Very Fast non-building targeting troops due to his own Very Fast speed and building only targeting if he is placed on the fourth tile from the bridge, slightly into the opposite lane. He can also stall grounded units when placed right at the bridge. He will pull them towards him while deploying, and then be untargetable by them when he jumps over the bridge. After landing, he will pull them back. This can be useful when the player needs to deal damage in the same lane they are defending. It will also help separate troops behind a tank in a large push.
A Tornado placed on the second tile front of the player's King's Tower and staggered two tiles towards the Princess Tower will activate it without any damage dealt to the Princess Tower, helping them in defending future pushes. This can also be a method of mitigating all damage dealt to a Princess Tower, but doing this more than three times may result in the King's Tower's health being low enough to be targeted directly, opening up the possible threat of a back door three crown. A better alternative is to pull the Hog away from the Princess Tower into the attacking range of all three Crown Towers, which will negate all damage as long as none of them are already distracted
A very powerful combo is the Hog Rider, the Musketeer, and the Valkyrie, typically referred to as the Trifecta. The Musketeer will defend against most troops, while the Valkyrie can protect her and the Hog Rider from swarms or high damage units. The Hog Rider is used to deal damage to the tower.
This can be effectively countered by Lightning, one-shotting the Musketeer and severely damaging both the Valkyrie and Hog Rider. The Minion Horde is also effective, but the enemy can Zap them and the Musketeer will one-shot them all. Even if the Musketeer is defeated, the Hog Rider and Valkyrie will have enough time to severely damage the Tower.
The Hog Rider should be placed behind the Valkyrie to give it a boost so that it stays in front of the Hog Rider, protecting it.
A Hog Rider combined with a Goblin Barrel can be awkward for the opponent to defend against. Timing it so that the Hog Rider is tanking the tower shots for the Goblins is the most effective way to deal damage. However, a Barbarian Barrel can shut this down with minimal Tower damage for a positive Elixir trade, as long as the Goblin Barrel was placed directly on the Tower.
Pairing the Hog Rider with the Balloon can deal devastating damage. If executed properly, the Hog Rider will act as a tank while the Balloon threatens to deal massive damage. The Hog Rider can also destroy any buildings attempting to slow down the combo. However, this combo is very vulnerable to swarms and anti-air cards as neither of the troops target anything but buildings. Additionally, they are easy to separate, due to the disparity in move speeds. Alternatively, the Hog Rider and the Balloon can be played in different lanes to spread the opponent's defenses thin. However, a building or Tornado can bring them back together for an easier defense.
The Hog Rider can be paired with the Lumberjack as both a swarm bait and damage combo. It is a very fast combo with an extremely high damage output potential, so the enemy will likely try to counter it with a swarm. If this happens, use a spell like Arrows to render the opponent defenseless. If they manage to defeat the Lumberjack, the dropped Rage will make the Hog Rider even more dangerous than it normally is.
A fast and deadly combination is the Hog Rider and Mini P.E.K.K.A. combo. Both units are fast but the Mini P.E.K.K.A. does much more damage and does not attack only buildings so the Mini P.E.K.K.A. can deal with troops like the Executioner and Musketeer. However, this combo can be defeated with swarms like Skeleton Army, which will defeat both of them since neither of them can deal area damage. They are also unable to target air troops, so the Minion Horde can stop this easily.
A risky play is to deploy the Hog Rider at the bridge as soon as the match starts. If the opponent does not react fast enough, the Hog Rider will deal a significant amount of damage to the Princess Tower. This can also allow the player to quickly scout the opponent's deck if they happen to react to him fast enough.
Strategy
His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand.
The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells.
A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more.
The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up Zap or Giant Snowball.
However, this strategy isn't very effective against buildings as the Hog Rider will take a while to destroy the building, giving the opponent ample time to articulate another counter.
Against non-swarm troops, it can deal a lot of damage during the freeze time, but this can allow the opponent to set up a massive counterpush. For this reason, players should either only go for a Hog Rider + Freeze when they have other units backing it up from a counterattack, or if the match is about to end and they need to deal as much damage as possible.
It is not a good idea to send in a Hog Rider simply to destroy a building, especially if it is the only building targeting unit available, as defeating Crown Towers becomes substantially more difficult. Spells or simply waiting out the lifetime of the building are more effective. The exception to this is an Elixir Collector placed in front of the King's Tower. If a Hog Rider placed at the bridge, he can destroy the Collector for a positive Elixir trade, though the damage from both Princess Towers will usually mean he does not survive to deal any damage to them. However, if the opponent sends in defending troops, it can be an opportunity to gain spell damage value.
In a deck with several low-cost cards, it might be worth it to simply send the Hog Rider against one building. These decks shuffle their card rotation quick enough, that they will arrive to their next Hog Rider before the next building arrives in the opponent's card rotation.
Long-ranged troops like Musketeer and Flying Machine can snipe those buildings, preserving some of the Hog Rider's health, possibly allowing it to get some Tower damage.
When there are buildings placed in the middle to counter the Hog Rider, understanding the placement of the Hog Rider and the type of building placed can help the Hog Rider to bypass certain buildings.
Passive buildings such as spawners and Elixir Collector have a larger hitbox than defensive buildings; which means that if a passive building was placed 3 tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, then it is impossible for the Hog Rider to bypass that placement as the Hog Rider will get pulled to that building.
Defensive buildings have a smaller hitbox than a passive building, which means if that if a defensive building was placed three tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, a Hog Rider placed at the very left or right side of the Arena may be able to bypass it due to its smaller hitbox.
If the player has a building already placed down in the center of the arena, and the opponent tries to bypass it with a Hog Rider at the edge of the arena, they can use certain air troops to push the Hog Rider towards the building as it jumps over the river, effectively denying the bypass attempt. They must be already hovering over the correct placement, as very quick reflexes are required to correctly perform this technique.
For Bats, Skeleton Dragons, and Minion Horde, they should be placed right in front of the Hog Rider as soon as it is deployed.
For Minions, Skeleton Barrel, Mega Minion, Flying Machine, Electro Dragon, Baby Dragon, Inferno Dragon, Balloon, and Lava Hound, stagger the above placement one tile to the right if the Hog Rider is placed on the left side of the arena, and vice versa.
They can also use ground troops to achieve the same result. Something like an Ice Golem deployed at the Hog Rider’s landing spot will obstruct his path and force him to go around the unit, which causes him to be closer to the building instead of the Crown Tower.
The Hog Rider can kite Very Fast non-building targeting troops due to his own Very Fast speed and building only targeting if he is placed on the fourth tile from the bridge, slightly into the opposite lane. He can also stall grounded units when placed right at the bridge. He will pull them towards him while deploying, and then be untargetable by them when he jumps over the bridge. After landing, he will pull them back. This can be useful when the player needs to deal damage in the same lane they are defending. It will also help separate troops behind a tank in a large push.
A Tornado placed on the second tile front of the player's King's Tower and staggered two tiles towards the Princess Tower will activate it without any damage dealt to the Princess Tower, helping them in defending future pushes. This can also be a method of mitigating all damage dealt to a Princess Tower, but doing this more than three times may result in the King's Tower's health being low enough to be targeted directly, opening up the possible threat of a back door three crown. A better alternative is to pull the Hog away from the Princess Tower into the attacking range of all three Crown Towers, which will negate all damage as long as none of them are already distracted
A very powerful combo is the Hog Rider, the Musketeer, and the Valkyrie, typically referred to as the Trifecta. The Musketeer will defend against most troops, while the Valkyrie can protect her and the Hog Rider from swarms or high damage units. The Hog Rider is used to deal damage to the tower.
This can be effectively countered by Lightning, one-shotting the Musketeer and severely damaging both the Valkyrie and Hog Rider. The Minion Horde is also effective, but the enemy can Zap them and the Musketeer will one-shot them all. Even if the Musketeer is defeated, the Hog Rider and Valkyrie will have enough time to severely damage the Tower.
The Hog Rider should be placed behind the Valkyrie to give it a boost so that it stays in front of the Hog Rider, protecting it.
A Hog Rider combined with a Goblin Barrel can be awkward for the opponent to defend against. Timing it so that the Hog Rider is tanking the tower shots for the Goblins is the most effective way to deal damage. However, a Barbarian Barrel can shut this down with minimal Tower damage for a positive Elixir trade, as long as the Goblin Barrel was placed directly on the Tower.
Pairing the Hog Rider with the Balloon can deal devastating damage. If executed properly, the Hog Rider will act as a tank while the Balloon threatens to deal massive damage. The Hog Rider can also destroy any buildings attempting to slow down the combo. However, this combo is very vulnerable to swarms and anti-air cards as neither of the troops target anything but buildings. Additionally, they are easy to separate, due to the disparity in move speeds. Alternatively, the Hog Rider and the Balloon can be played in different lanes to spread the opponent's defenses thin. However, a building or Tornado can bring them back together for an easier defense.
The Hog Rider can be paired with the Lumberjack as both a swarm bait and damage combo. It is a very fast combo with an extremely high damage output potential, so the enemy will likely try to counter it with a swarm. If this happens, use a spell like Arrows to render the opponent defenseless. If they manage to defeat the Lumberjack, the dropped Rage will make the Hog Rider even more dangerous than it normally is.
A fast and deadly combination is the Hog Rider and Mini P.E.K.K.A. combo. Both units are fast but the Mini P.E.K.K.A. does much more damage and does not attack only buildings so the Mini P.E.K.K.A. can deal with troops like the Executioner and Musketeer. However, this combo can be defeated with swarms like Skeleton Army, which will defeat both of them since neither of them can deal area damage. They are also unable to target air troops, so the Minion Horde can stop this easily.
A risky play is to deploy the Hog Rider at the bridge as soon as the match starts. If the opponent does not react fast enough, the Hog Rider will deal a significant amount of damage to the Princess Tower. This can also allow the player to quickly scout the opponent's deck if they happen to react to him fast enough.
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Is a VPN something I can establish, or do I *have to use a company*?
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It's a trust thing with me. I get what you're saying. I get the "function", but, man, why I gotta pay someone/entity to *probably* sell my shit. I honestly don't have much of an internet footprint. I'm bout 40, social media took off when I was hardcore working on my career. It just passed me by. I reddit, ga-gool shit like everybody, IMDb to find out who that fucker is, and YouTube. Ain't got much of a dog in this fight, but god damn, companies want to know what color my shit is nowadays. Guess I've hit that age...
If the Youtubers are hawking it, can't trust it. "It's sus". Right? Life pro tip?
If the Youtubers are hawking it, can't trust it. "It's sus". Right? Life pro tip?
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I HATE THIS SUBREDIDDIT SO MUCH B RRBGABWHAGHWFUHBAFASF
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OK IM BACK I WILL NOT LET THE DEMONS CALLED r/COPYPASTA CONTINUE HURTING THE WORLD I WILL SAVE THE INTERNET AND FREE IT FROM ITS COPYPASTA OPPRESSORS. THIS IS FOR THE LIBERTY AND FREEDOM OF THE WORLD YOU WILL NEVER STOP ME FROM DOING SO. THIS PLACE IS INFESTED WITH UNFUNNY NUTCRACKS WHO JUST POST RANDOM STUFF HERE THAT PEOPLE USE FOR MALICIOUS INTENT I WILL NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NERVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA TURN AROUND AND DESERT YOU NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU.
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WAIT I GOT OFF TOPIC OK SO THIS SUBREDDIT MUST AND SHALL BE RMEOVED FROM THE UNIVERSE NOT A SINGLE ATOM OF IT SHALL BE ALLOWED TO EXIST WITHIN THIS DIMENSION THIS THING IS SO BAD AND SO FULL OF CLOWNS THAT I AM GETTING BRAIN DAMAGE FROM THIS YOUR COMEDY IS BAD YOUR JOKES ARE CRINGE AND YO MAMA FAT CRY ABOUT IT EZ COPE RATIO MALD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Found on r/yiff
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if u look at their sexy sexy vaginas (as one often does in porn) they are progressively visually less used, for instance there is less cum (that means sperm to you scientists out there) in their vagoobers (that means vaginas). which one can assume means they have had less sex with throbbing male penises (that means penises)
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Warning from an admin in an anime discord server
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Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.
If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.
If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.
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found a text generating bot, put the i want to bang the animal crossing dog copypasta on it, and then used up all of the available characters.
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Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies. Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again. "Yes ma'am." She'll say. "You have to take Isabelle to the vet." My mom will say. "I want to see her first. She's been really ill for a while." I won't be able to take any of the dog into the vet though. I still have to take her to the town hall and get her tested for whatever makes her sick. She's getting so fat. I can't have Isabelle eating on me too. She's my best friend now. She's my little girl. "I promise I'll take care of her mom." I'll say. My mom will frown. "Let's see your social security card." My mom will say. I'll hand her my old one. "You need to fill out a form for yourself too." My mom will say. I'm going to have to fill out a form about the whole Isabelle ordeal that'll let my mom know if she can or not and I'll need to get her all of her records. She'll stay there until I fill out the form and she'll go out to meet Isabelle's mother and start filling out the forms. I'm not even kidding you. She's going to get a real shitty time-permit and then probably a crappy health certificate. "That'll be $30." My mom will say. I can't believe how much it cost to take Isabelle to the vet. "Thanks mom." I'll say. I was happy. Getting her a new collar was easy enough but it wasn't like the old one. I got her a mint green collar with brown and black spots. She didn't complain at all. I had to get Isabelle all of her shots, too. That damn bitch didn't even whimper. I've got this sick feeling in my stomach. This isn't right. If my mom doesn't say something I might have to leave Isabelle here to her mother. That'd be fucking awful. "Didn't seem like it was bothering her." Isabelle's mother said to me. "That's a good sign." I feel bad for the girl. She's probably had to take care of a baby all of her life and she doesn't even seem to mind. This is gonna be tough but I can't let my mom take Isabelle away from her. She still doesn't seem to be talking to me and her mother has to go back to work soon. I don't have time to stay around. I've gotta get back to school. My mom will be mad at me and my grades are starting to slip. I'll have to try and do better. I'll still be a man. That's important. "I love you sweetie." I'll say to Isabelle. "Now go find mom and give her these." I'll grab a box of candy and give it to her. "Let's go find mom." I'll say. She'll follow me out the door. I'll be worried that she'll walk away but she'll stay right by my side. We'll go to the town hall and fill out the forms and we'll come back and I'll give the box of candy to Isabelle's mother and then I'll tell her about Isabelle. "I'm so sorry." She'll say. "I know." I'll say. "I want to take care of her mom." She'll say. "That's great, Isabelle." I'll say. "I want her mom to have her. She's been so good to me." She'll say. "I want her to have my baby girl." "You'll always be my Isabelle girl." I'll say. "And I'll always be your mom." She'll say. "I promise." I'll say. We'll run up to my car and drive off. I'm so happy to be leaving. It's going to be horrible to come back but I'll do it. I just need to do it now. I'll tell my mom that I have to go to work and she'll go with me. We'll tell my grandma that I'm just working a little extra and I'll go back into my room. My grandma will be worried and tell me that she wishes I'd stay home so she could spend more time with me but I can't. I've gotta do this. This is something I have to do. If I don't get this done then I'll end up in prison or worse. I'm not going to let that happen. I'll get the forms and I'll fill them out and I'll tell my mom and my grandma that I'm filling them out for my own safety. They'll say that that's a good thing and they'll ask me what's going on. I'll tell them that I've decided to leave my family. I'm sick of this stupid life. I'm ready to get out. They'll all be surprised. None of them have seen me like this before and they'll ask me why I want to leave my family. I'll tell them that I don't want to live this way any more. I don't want to be treated this way by my father. I don't want to be with a bunch of girls. I just want to be alone. "It's never been easy for you to be different." My grandma will say. "But you've always been a good boy." I'll start crying. I can't stop it. I feel so guilty. How can I abandon this family? What if they don't want me anymore? What if they leave me and I never see them again? I feel so awful. What if I'm in danger? What if I have to do something I don't want to do? What if I don't come back? What if I die? I can't think like this. "A person's gotta do what a person's gotta do." My mom and my grandma will say. "And you're right. You need to go away for a little while so you can heal." "It's okay." I'll tell them. "You don't have to do this alone." My mom will say. I'll ask my grandma to do what she can. She's a nurse so she'll be able to help me out if I get sick. She's worked in a hospital for years and she's seen a lot of things. She'll come with me to the airport and we'll pack all my things. We'll go to the post office and get an international package and we'll go to the supermarket and we'll buy all the food I need and we'll get some medicine to cure any diseases that I might get. We'll buy some old clothes and I'll pick out all the clothes I like. I'll be myself, but more mysterious. I'll walk to the counter and I'll explain that I need to send a package to someone. She'll ask me to wait in the back and she'll ask me to take off my belt. She'll look at the tag on my pants. "Can I have your name and address?" She'll ask. "I'm sorry, I don't have any." I'll say. "I see." She'll say. "I'm sorry." I'll tell her. "I can't." "Can you spell your name?" She'll ask. "I'm sorry, I don't have a pen." I'll tell her. "I can't believe this." She'll say. "Can you put on your shoes?" "I can't, my feet hurt." I'll say. "Take off your shoes." She'll tell me. "I can't." I'll say. "Can you give me your address?" She'll ask. "My address?" I'll ask. "This is the address where you're sending the package." She'll tell me. "I'm sorry." I'll say. "Do you have any identification?" She'll ask. "I just need your address." I'll tell her. "Can you write your address?" She'll ask. "No, my hands are hurt." I'll tell her. "Are you going to get any rest before you leave?" She'll ask. "No, I've been up all night packing." I'll tell her. "Well, you can rest now." She'll say. "My brother is going to be here any minute to pick me up. I don't know where he is." I'll tell her. "There's always a place for you here." She'll tell me. "What if my brother doesn't want me here?" I'll tell her. "I think he will." She'll say. "You're so pretty." She'll tell me. "You should have a girlfriend. Or a boyfriend." "I don't have any friends." I'll say. "And I don't want to have any friends." "You can be whoever you want to be. You are who you are. I'll help you learn to be yourself." She'll tell me. "Who am I?" I'll ask. "You're a good boy, just the way you are." She'll say. "I am who I am?" I'll ask her. "Yes." She'll tell me. "My dad is going to be so sad." I'll say. "He will be." She'll tell me. "I hate him." I'll tell her. "Yes, he does seem like a jerk." She'll say. "I wish he'd just leave." I'll tell her. "I understand." She'll tell me. "You know what? I've never seen my dad cry. I want to see him cry." I'll tell her. "Go ahead." She'll tell me. "I want to see him cry." I'll tell her. "Why?" She'll ask. "I just want to see how much he loves me." I'll tell her. "I can see it in your eyes." She'll say. "I want to see it in his eyes." I'll tell her. "Go ahead." She'll tell me. "I'm going to look in his eyes." I'll tell her. "What is it like in his eyes?" She'll ask me. "I can see in his eyes." I'll say. "What is it like?" She'll ask me again. "It feels like he's scared to die." I'll tell her. "What's that like?" She'll ask me. "Scared of dying, that's what it feels like." I'll tell her. "What is his name?" She'll ask me. "Adam." I'll tell her. "What does your dad look like?" She'll ask me. "He looks like he hasn't slept in days." I'll say. "Do you want me to come with you?" She'll ask me. "No." I'll say. "What do you want me to say?" She'll ask me. "I don't know." I'll tell her. "Do you want me to say he's a jerk? He is a jerk. He really is a jerk." She'll say. "No." I'll tell her. "Do you want me to say he is a nice guy? He is a nice guy. He really is a nice guy." She'll say. "No." I'll tell her. "Is he a good guy?" She'll ask me. "I don't know." I'll tell her. "I think he is. I think he is a nice guy. He's the kind of guy who will give you a house key, tell you to lock your front door, and then give you the key to his front door so that you can get home." She'll tell me. "He's a jerk. He's a jerk. He's a jerk." I'll tell her. "Are you sure?" She'll ask me. "No. I'm not sure." I'll tell her. "Are you sure you want to meet him?" She'll ask me. "I don't know." I'll say. "Is that the decision?" She'll ask me. "Yeah." I'll tell her. "Okay. You can meet him." She'll tell me. "I hate him." I'll tell her. "I know." She'll say. "I just want to be with him." I'll tell her. "I know." She'll say. "He needs you to go with him." She'll tell me. "Yes." I'll tell her. "I know you do." She'll say. "I think he's better off without me." I'll tell her. "He's going to need you more than ever now." She'll say.
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Bitches be shaped like "BELL PEPPERS" 🍅 in ask dumb shit 😂Like (who want me) Bitch "MEATLOAF"😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I was called sus by my english teacher, AMA
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I (16 mfmffmmfmfmff) (I'm non binary) was called sussy wussy by my enflish teacher (idk f) yesterday. As she said those words, my pants slowly started filling with thick green cummie wummies like our Lord and Savior Daddy Dream. I am now the prophet of Daddy Dream and the Sacred Texts of Lmanburg. AMA.
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There was a huge mistranslation at the end of chapter 123. [from r/titanfolk]
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Since i'm a nice guy, i've gone out my way to translate it accurately for you guys /s
Eren: Testing, testing 123.
Alright you motherfuckers can hear me now
*Clears throat*
I would like to announce that your subscription to FREEDOM™ has been cancelled, thats right, you all belong to me. You're all my dirty slave people now, yeah you've always been mine. Bow down to your new god bitches. Create shrines to my abs and churches in my name. And all you incels, ima call you out one at a time.
Zeke, you omega cuck, you crayon eating piece of shit just because you got no pp doesn't mean my 13inch monster needs to go. By the way im going to leave you and reiner here so you can give your sex bad speech to him forever
Jean, you were a worthless rival, who in their right mind thought your bitchass could hold a candle to my magnificence. Your jawline beard is wack, every year your face grows longer. Stop trying to hit on my girl, ima bust a titan in your ass. By the way you look like a horse.
Farmer-kun, you just got cucked XD, that fat midget has my bun in her oven, remember that next time you're rubbing lotion on it, thanks for taking care of my kid, fucking beta.
To the cocksucker who sold me that bacon sandwich last week, you know for a fact there was no mayo in there, im here protecting your weak kitchen-wench ass from billions of cunts across the sea, least you can do is make a man a good meal. You can stay here with dickless the clown for eternity
Non-paradis eldians, Whats up with the hatred towards your brethren? And whats up with those armbands? Sounds like some marleyan inferiority fetish shit. Want me to spank your cheeks like the dirty little devils you are? No wonder zeke wants no pp.
Mikasa, You're a fucking slave, why you gotta reject me like that, once we leave here ima lick your icecream as much as i want. If you got a popsickle ill suck that too
Peace out nerds im gonna go kill everyone LMFAO.
Eren: Testing, testing 123.
Alright you motherfuckers can hear me now
*Clears throat*
I would like to announce that your subscription to FREEDOM™ has been cancelled, thats right, you all belong to me. You're all my dirty slave people now, yeah you've always been mine. Bow down to your new god bitches. Create shrines to my abs and churches in my name. And all you incels, ima call you out one at a time.
Zeke, you omega cuck, you crayon eating piece of shit just because you got no pp doesn't mean my 13inch monster needs to go. By the way im going to leave you and reiner here so you can give your sex bad speech to him forever
Jean, you were a worthless rival, who in their right mind thought your bitchass could hold a candle to my magnificence. Your jawline beard is wack, every year your face grows longer. Stop trying to hit on my girl, ima bust a titan in your ass. By the way you look like a horse.
Farmer-kun, you just got cucked XD, that fat midget has my bun in her oven, remember that next time you're rubbing lotion on it, thanks for taking care of my kid, fucking beta.
To the cocksucker who sold me that bacon sandwich last week, you know for a fact there was no mayo in there, im here protecting your weak kitchen-wench ass from billions of cunts across the sea, least you can do is make a man a good meal. You can stay here with dickless the clown for eternity
Non-paradis eldians, Whats up with the hatred towards your brethren? And whats up with those armbands? Sounds like some marleyan inferiority fetish shit. Want me to spank your cheeks like the dirty little devils you are? No wonder zeke wants no pp.
Mikasa, You're a fucking slave, why you gotta reject me like that, once we leave here ima lick your icecream as much as i want. If you got a popsickle ill suck that too
Peace out nerds im gonna go kill everyone LMFAO.
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You're right about one thing. I do need capital. And votes. Wanna know why? I have a dream! That one day every person in this nation will control their OWN destiny. A land of the TRULY free, dammit. A nation of ACTION, not words.Ruled by STRENGTH, not committee. Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think -- to act -- for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it... We need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged, and the strongest will thrive, free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again!
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I was chilling at my uncle Jerry’s house playing madden in our hangout room in the basement. Uncle jerry went to get some food, and left me at home to play games. This girl comes down the stairs, introduces herself as lizzy. She said she’s uncle Jerry’s friend. She said she wanted to give me my first kiss, and before I knew it our lips were touching. A couple hours of other stuff passed and then she left, uncle jerry got back right after. Actually, lizzy looked a lot like uncle jerry dressed up as a girl… nah. Couldn’t be. Lizzy had a bigger dick.
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Mr Shapiro, what are your thoughts on a woman's right to have an abortion?
Ben: "WELL, that's a very interesting QUESTION, SIR. Before I get started, did you know that my WIFE is a DOCTOR?"
Reporter: "...Mr. Shapiro, that's- not-"
Ben: "I didn't think so, LEFTIST. Now back to your question- 'should women be allowed to MURDER and SHOOT innocent BABIES and CHILDREN?"
Reporter: "Sir, that's not what my orig-"
Ben: "OBVIOUSLY not. Now according to PragerU UNIVERSITY, there once was a FARMER who had a DOG, and Bingo was his name-o. Do you know how to spell it?"
Reporter: (silence)
Ben: "B-I-N-G-O. And Bingo was his name-o."
(Stares reporter in the eye; has not blinked since the asked question)
"B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, And Bingo was his name-o."
Reporter: (Visibly taken aback) "Mr. Shapiro, this is ridiculo-"
(The conservative crowd begins laughing and shouting and singing with Ben)
All: "And Bingo was his name-o!"
(Ben shouting as the curtains close,) "Another CUCK LEFTIST DESTROYED! BAZINGA!"
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Ben: "WELL, that's a very interesting QUESTION, SIR. Before I get started, did you know that my WIFE is a DOCTOR?"
Reporter: "...Mr. Shapiro, that's- not-"
Ben: "I didn't think so, LEFTIST. Now back to your question- 'should women be allowed to MURDER and SHOOT innocent BABIES and CHILDREN?"
Reporter: "Sir, that's not what my orig-"
Ben: "OBVIOUSLY not. Now according to PragerU UNIVERSITY, there once was a FARMER who had a DOG, and Bingo was his name-o. Do you know how to spell it?"
Reporter: (silence)
Ben: "B-I-N-G-O. And Bingo was his name-o."
(Stares reporter in the eye; has not blinked since the asked question)
"B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, And Bingo was his name-o."
Reporter: (Visibly taken aback) "Mr. Shapiro, this is ridiculo-"
(The conservative crowd begins laughing and shouting and singing with Ben)
All: "And Bingo was his name-o!"
(Ben shouting as the curtains close,) "Another CUCK LEFTIST DESTROYED! BAZINGA!"
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yesterday I jammed with my dad, who played in a church band twenty years ago, hasn't touched the guitar since. I wanted to humiliate this old man with my guitar techniques I got from MusicIsWin and Rick Beato. I pulled up a backing track on YouTube, but he said "it's okay son, just play the chords yourself." and I said okay, but as soon as I tried I forgot how to play them. so we were jamming, and suddenly he started playing a solo and it actually sounded good? we finished and honestly i felt really discouraged, like I never wanted to jam with him again. I've been practicing and learning guitar for years, buying gear, watching hundreds of YouTube videos and even buying the Guitar Super System, and an old guy who hasn't played in 20 years is still better than me. to be honest I'm considering quitting.
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Some insufferable asshats review on some game.
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If you want my one sentence review of TemTem here:
Fair gamer, you think you want a Pokemon MMO, and I'm here to tell you that you don't know what you're asking for.
As far as monster battlers go, this game has a battle engine that takes Pokemon's and refines it in a way that feels refreshing by enforcing 2x2 battles.
If you are not familiar with Pokemon, or monster battler games, this means that your monsters will fight with a partner, meaning there's a lot more significance to making sure they play off each other well. There's strategic depth to mine here.
The monsters themselves range from pretty cool to not great. However, very few of them feel very memorable, even as incredibly ugly or very cool. It's mainly mediocre and serviceable, with far too great a preference for anthropomorphic designs. Now that doesn't sound like a problem, more popular series like Digimon and Pokemon exist and function, but given that Tems are supposed to live in an environment and are animals, it creates this odd dissonance in the world. Most monster battlers use real life animals as a means of base templates, and spin it. I find that when TemTem follows this route, the monsters tend to be cuter. But the more abstract Tems fall flat, and even worse make you go "How do they live in this world?"
In the end, There's probably a Tem in here that you'll go "Oh that one's cute, I like them, and they're fine too" so you can bumble through the floating islands and find and make new friends to fawn over. I like Skunch and Mudrid.
As a single player experience, TemTem is fine. You'll make friends and enemies as you wander through several floating islands as a Youths solving problems that adults should be handling with monsters. You will be frustrated by characters, but you will be constantly ushered along solving world crisis and earning badges. You will not remember the story. It's not challenging, and even the slight thematic jabs at Pokemon don't make sense in-universe (such as the Free Tems movement). You're going to learn about friendship and forgiveness and how catching Tems is Cool.
If you want a game where you can breeze through a story, catch a few monsters, make them evolve and save the world, there are plenty of worse ways to waste your money. It's 40 bucks. There are other pet/monster battlers on steam right now with smaller budgets and pixel art that you can probably play but they're all in various states of alpha/beta, and this one being as close to 1.0 as it is, at least we can say it's "done" enough for you to have An Experience.
You want to PVP, right? You're probably tired of Pokemon, burned out on Smogon, or whatever. And you ALSO heard that a number of the Devs are ex Pokemon pros or at least high level Smogon players. And while that IS present in how the combat does feel like it "Works" (I'm not going to talk about Meta in this review, patches and balances will date this review.), the game commits the crime of wasting your time to GET to the part of the game that you want, and also hamstrings it's own ability to HAVE a healthy meta because of the forced MMO aspects of this game.
You see, you need to be online to play. That's because to ensure Engagement with the game, Crema is enforcing grind to keep you playing. You cannot hack your team and try a new build. You cannot breed infinitely, you must keep grinding out more tems, and even as you breed up, their ability to breed is further hampered. You're trapped in a funnel of grind because the game wants to revolve around an Auction House MMO mechanic. In Pokemon, you can hack your team in and participate, and as long as you are NOT cheating, you can participate and make whatever team you want. Because at the end of the day, your team build will carry you or not. TemTem enforces a more serious time sink into the game before you can engage with PvP with little to do outside of that.
And because the market will always be inflated, unless you are an early adopter, you're going to suffer for it. And because this is an INDIE game, the audience will be limited, so unless this game magically garners an enormous audience on launch, there ARE going to be haves and have-nots. And if you're reading this review trying to determine that, you're a have-not!
Monster battlers and MMOs do -not- mix, especially because the game is not structured for MMO gameplay. It is a single player experience that expects you to belay for one another up through the story, meaning you have to repeat content you -just- did. You have to choose who gets to catch any monster that you come across, and the rewards are split in a way that's punishing for both players. Playing co-op battles is fine enough and having to plan with someone else is something you might enjoy, but the game wants to kneecap that experience. You are not encouraged to team up with a stranger like an MMO, and the battle system isn't forgiving enough for a lack of coordination.
Raids are where the MMO action happens, but again, battling is such a single player experience that you're not actively working WITH someone so much as being in the same chat room and you both have a similar goal. The choices aren't there. And again, it's just a grind. But this is a social experience, and with a social experience you have to have a sufficient enough population to encourage raiding, especially given how far into the game you HAVE to be to start doing that.
MMOs have an entirely different core loop that encourages you to play by yourself, or with someone, and then loop you into a group activity. This game wants you to play a single player game long enough to then be encourage to play with other people. Temtem relies on you being limited by the tems available to your area and your level. That means you can't have social gameplay because again, you are only able to trade with people who are either a) at that part of the game or b) have completed all the content, but by virtue of being a Pokemon-like, you can just simply keep progressing through the story and have all the resources you need to finish the game without ever interacting with someone.
"But all MMOs can have that problem!" You're right, but you know what other MMOs give you the benefit of? Alts! When you're playing an MMO, and you want to try the game again, there's an entirely new experience you can have by switching classes. TemTem -can't- work like that because you will ALWAYS have that experience. Mages will have to play differently in group dynamics. In TemTem, you're always going to have the same pool of Tems unless you are enforcing some kind of rule upon yourself. The game will always play the same. And without a strong narrative for you to go through and re-experience, I really don't know what you're going to stick around for. The story content is essentially done. There's going to be a post-game island but it's just more grinding.
Just wait for there to be a TemTem Battle Sim and play that. The tems are all online, if you want to see them you can pull them up here: https://temtem.fandom.com/wiki/Temtem_(creatures). Adorable.
Even if you want a good PVP experience, you haven't JUST been sold that. Monster Catchem Ups rely on a world of media that you can dive through and imagine and explore. How many DECADES of Digimon have you probably consumed, even passively? Or Pokemon? These worlds rely on media and cultural saturation. You don't want to just be good at fighting numbers, you want numbers that look cool. You want to see ZapDog and you secretly love knowing that they rub their cheeks on trees to knock down PicoApples. It makes knowing that ZapDog's move pool is good and their stats are garbage but man, you bet you could build a team around him and meme it out online.
An MMO is a social experience but as it stands the social interactions are fighting against one another. There isn't enough TemTem media for you to consume outside of TemTem to keep you interested.
Fair gamer, you think you want a Pokemon MMO, and I'm here to tell you that you don't know what you're asking for.
As far as monster battlers go, this game has a battle engine that takes Pokemon's and refines it in a way that feels refreshing by enforcing 2x2 battles.
If you are not familiar with Pokemon, or monster battler games, this means that your monsters will fight with a partner, meaning there's a lot more significance to making sure they play off each other well. There's strategic depth to mine here.
The monsters themselves range from pretty cool to not great. However, very few of them feel very memorable, even as incredibly ugly or very cool. It's mainly mediocre and serviceable, with far too great a preference for anthropomorphic designs. Now that doesn't sound like a problem, more popular series like Digimon and Pokemon exist and function, but given that Tems are supposed to live in an environment and are animals, it creates this odd dissonance in the world. Most monster battlers use real life animals as a means of base templates, and spin it. I find that when TemTem follows this route, the monsters tend to be cuter. But the more abstract Tems fall flat, and even worse make you go "How do they live in this world?"
In the end, There's probably a Tem in here that you'll go "Oh that one's cute, I like them, and they're fine too" so you can bumble through the floating islands and find and make new friends to fawn over. I like Skunch and Mudrid.
As a single player experience, TemTem is fine. You'll make friends and enemies as you wander through several floating islands as a Youths solving problems that adults should be handling with monsters. You will be frustrated by characters, but you will be constantly ushered along solving world crisis and earning badges. You will not remember the story. It's not challenging, and even the slight thematic jabs at Pokemon don't make sense in-universe (such as the Free Tems movement). You're going to learn about friendship and forgiveness and how catching Tems is Cool.
If you want a game where you can breeze through a story, catch a few monsters, make them evolve and save the world, there are plenty of worse ways to waste your money. It's 40 bucks. There are other pet/monster battlers on steam right now with smaller budgets and pixel art that you can probably play but they're all in various states of alpha/beta, and this one being as close to 1.0 as it is, at least we can say it's "done" enough for you to have An Experience.
You want to PVP, right? You're probably tired of Pokemon, burned out on Smogon, or whatever. And you ALSO heard that a number of the Devs are ex Pokemon pros or at least high level Smogon players. And while that IS present in how the combat does feel like it "Works" (I'm not going to talk about Meta in this review, patches and balances will date this review.), the game commits the crime of wasting your time to GET to the part of the game that you want, and also hamstrings it's own ability to HAVE a healthy meta because of the forced MMO aspects of this game.
You see, you need to be online to play. That's because to ensure Engagement with the game, Crema is enforcing grind to keep you playing. You cannot hack your team and try a new build. You cannot breed infinitely, you must keep grinding out more tems, and even as you breed up, their ability to breed is further hampered. You're trapped in a funnel of grind because the game wants to revolve around an Auction House MMO mechanic. In Pokemon, you can hack your team in and participate, and as long as you are NOT cheating, you can participate and make whatever team you want. Because at the end of the day, your team build will carry you or not. TemTem enforces a more serious time sink into the game before you can engage with PvP with little to do outside of that.
And because the market will always be inflated, unless you are an early adopter, you're going to suffer for it. And because this is an INDIE game, the audience will be limited, so unless this game magically garners an enormous audience on launch, there ARE going to be haves and have-nots. And if you're reading this review trying to determine that, you're a have-not!
Monster battlers and MMOs do -not- mix, especially because the game is not structured for MMO gameplay. It is a single player experience that expects you to belay for one another up through the story, meaning you have to repeat content you -just- did. You have to choose who gets to catch any monster that you come across, and the rewards are split in a way that's punishing for both players. Playing co-op battles is fine enough and having to plan with someone else is something you might enjoy, but the game wants to kneecap that experience. You are not encouraged to team up with a stranger like an MMO, and the battle system isn't forgiving enough for a lack of coordination.
Raids are where the MMO action happens, but again, battling is such a single player experience that you're not actively working WITH someone so much as being in the same chat room and you both have a similar goal. The choices aren't there. And again, it's just a grind. But this is a social experience, and with a social experience you have to have a sufficient enough population to encourage raiding, especially given how far into the game you HAVE to be to start doing that.
MMOs have an entirely different core loop that encourages you to play by yourself, or with someone, and then loop you into a group activity. This game wants you to play a single player game long enough to then be encourage to play with other people. Temtem relies on you being limited by the tems available to your area and your level. That means you can't have social gameplay because again, you are only able to trade with people who are either a) at that part of the game or b) have completed all the content, but by virtue of being a Pokemon-like, you can just simply keep progressing through the story and have all the resources you need to finish the game without ever interacting with someone.
"But all MMOs can have that problem!" You're right, but you know what other MMOs give you the benefit of? Alts! When you're playing an MMO, and you want to try the game again, there's an entirely new experience you can have by switching classes. TemTem -can't- work like that because you will ALWAYS have that experience. Mages will have to play differently in group dynamics. In TemTem, you're always going to have the same pool of Tems unless you are enforcing some kind of rule upon yourself. The game will always play the same. And without a strong narrative for you to go through and re-experience, I really don't know what you're going to stick around for. The story content is essentially done. There's going to be a post-game island but it's just more grinding.
Just wait for there to be a TemTem Battle Sim and play that. The tems are all online, if you want to see them you can pull them up here: https://temtem.fandom.com/wiki/Temtem_(creatures). Adorable.
Even if you want a good PVP experience, you haven't JUST been sold that. Monster Catchem Ups rely on a world of media that you can dive through and imagine and explore. How many DECADES of Digimon have you probably consumed, even passively? Or Pokemon? These worlds rely on media and cultural saturation. You don't want to just be good at fighting numbers, you want numbers that look cool. You want to see ZapDog and you secretly love knowing that they rub their cheeks on trees to knock down PicoApples. It makes knowing that ZapDog's move pool is good and their stats are garbage but man, you bet you could build a team around him and meme it out online.
An MMO is a social experience but as it stands the social interactions are fighting against one another. There isn't enough TemTem media for you to consume outside of TemTem to keep you interested.
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Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to go masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.
If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.
If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.
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don't care + didn't ask + cope + seethe + pound sand + dilate + go tell reddit + log off + i'm faster and stronger than you + i rejected your mother's advances + touch grass + it never happened + ratio + you are what zero pussy does to a motherfucker + screenscapped your bio + kick rocks + i can smell your stench from here + you are going to my cringe compilation + no bitches allowed + u can't be mad at me for loving my mommy + you have no chance + you fucked up + go die + get used to it + free hugs + smile, you're beautiful + say something, you fuckin retard + bye, bye, bye + i'm glad you're here + alive and well + problem solved + stay the fuck away from me + i don't give a shit + count to three + not surprised that all my friends hate me + does your dad know you call me your little bitch? + you probably wish i was homeless + and the occasional "you smell good, and your ass is tight" + i'll be fucking right back + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + you've been invited here + throw a stick and you might hit something + pussy doesn't matter + there are tons of virgins + she's as nice as she looks + my dick is mine + you're a god damn idiot + is that all you think about? + my fingers are long, but they aren't THAT long + i'm never gonna know + keep ur bitch tongue away from my dick, ok? + go to your mom + don't forget to look for photos + yes, i'm taller than u + the real owner of the dick you're admiring + only a bi - coked up queer would refer to himself as a dick + you have been invited here + you're worthless + #killallwhitemen + i want you here with me + i am the only real master of my dick + the only one allowed to eat it + whores need the dick of a dick + you're going to join a queue + free hugs + shake my hand, u fat fucker + you can't do anything + only two penises are real; mine, and ur's + i will die + come on over to my house and i'll give you a prize + no one who reads this is worth your time + i'm right and you're wrong + you're an asshole + i can't wait to fuck this comment + i have feelings + i like to suck dick in public + fuck me like a pig and then fuck me like a woman + hey, penis - hater + i find all you cunts offensive + nothing says "welcome" like an electric fence + i'm like a brick shithouse + your cunt will get fucked by a brick shithouse + mom doesn't like me because she thinks I'll rape her daughter + i don't know your ass from your hole + fuck you + no one ever wants you + knock, knock, knock... i'm here + get over here you bitch + i am nothing without my dick + yippee for me! + let's go get a drink! + shut the fuck up and suck my dick!! + give me an effing break + shut the fuck up & let me get on with it!! + shut the fuck up and let me get on with it!! + i'll get off the computer now! + come over here and make me cum! + i've got a feeling your mom's cock is bigger than mine!! + if you guys keep it up your mom is going to kick me out + how's about we call her a cunt?? + oh my god, the cum is coming!! + you are fucking retarded! + suck dick like you've never sucked dick before!! + eat it! + you are a twat! + i wish your mother had a dick!! + your mother sucks my dick!! + the only reason your mom was into you is because i was too fucking lazy to jerk off and you were easier to jerk off than a pneumatic drill!! + now eat my cock!!! + you can't say anything about my dick! + shut the fuck up! + you are a faggot! + what if i cum on your face? + i'm tired of fucking listening to you! + eat my cum!!! + i'm gonna come on your face!! + get your hands off of it!! + shut up and suck it!!! + i'll blast your ass! + swallow all of my cum!! + oh, god you are so dead! + shut the fuck up! + i'll cum on your face!!! + where did your mother's mouth go? + you're pretty damn ugly, but not that ugly + shut up, you faggot!!! + shut the fuck up!!! + shut the fuck up!!! + i'm sick of you talking!!! + your mother sucks my dick!! + you are such a dick head!!! + you are so ugly + shut the fuck up! + shut the fuck up!!!! + i'm a real man + i like sucking dick, or what's left of it + shut up!!!! + shut the fuck up!!!!!! + i wish your mother's dick was bigger than mine!! + you are nothing but a fat ugly bitch!!! + you aren't that good!!! + shut the fuck up!!! + why don't you just do me instead of bitching about how ugly i am? + why are you so damn ugly? + shut the fuck up!!!
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MANDATORY DICK SUCKING
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BREAKING NEWS
it is now mandatory everyone suck a dick every 6 months doctors are saying this is the one cure all to disease, this will be mandated and everyone in non compliance will lose their social security and must pay a hefty fine.
Well it seems like your gonna be sucking some dick then? Well maybe not if your rich cause you'll pay a fine and your not worried about your Social security.
But hey it's for the good of humanity! What's wrong? Women and Gay men suck dick, what are you a misogynistic homophobe! Come on man just suck a dick for everyone's benefit. What your religious it goes against that? Dude it's for humanity have you no morales just suck a dick for crying out loud I did it!
Well can I see the dick first? Sure but you can't get it tested to see if it's dirty or has stds. Well what if it does have stds? Well your gonna have to wait to find out when people start realizing if they get stds.
So the moral of the story is if your rich you don't have to suck any dick! But for some reason your going to force me to. Well if I have to suck dick then for damn sure your going to be sucking dick.
Maybe let's just let everyone decide whether or not they think sucking dick is in there best interests.
it is now mandatory everyone suck a dick every 6 months doctors are saying this is the one cure all to disease, this will be mandated and everyone in non compliance will lose their social security and must pay a hefty fine.
Well it seems like your gonna be sucking some dick then? Well maybe not if your rich cause you'll pay a fine and your not worried about your Social security.
But hey it's for the good of humanity! What's wrong? Women and Gay men suck dick, what are you a misogynistic homophobe! Come on man just suck a dick for everyone's benefit. What your religious it goes against that? Dude it's for humanity have you no morales just suck a dick for crying out loud I did it!
Well can I see the dick first? Sure but you can't get it tested to see if it's dirty or has stds. Well what if it does have stds? Well your gonna have to wait to find out when people start realizing if they get stds.
So the moral of the story is if your rich you don't have to suck any dick! But for some reason your going to force me to. Well if I have to suck dick then for damn sure your going to be sucking dick.
Maybe let's just let everyone decide whether or not they think sucking dick is in there best interests.
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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of
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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
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The Beatles wearing bra's
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I had to downvote you for disrespecting George Harrison & The Beatles in general, none of The Beatles wore bras or panties beneath their matching suits.
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post from r/teenagers
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So basically about 2 weeks ago, my roommate caught me masturbating (in my room) and was very disgusted with the fact that I was doing so. I don’t think she knew that it wasn’t my first time but she made it clear to not do it while she was home, which I agreed to and apologised multiple times about.
Fast forward to last night and I could quite audibly hear that she was doing the exact same! She knew I was home but still broke her own rule? I didn’t want to call her out and confront her because I know how embarrassing it is.
I’m unsure at where to go from here and how to talk to her about this…
Fast forward to last night and I could quite audibly hear that she was doing the exact same! She knew I was home but still broke her own rule? I didn’t want to call her out and confront her because I know how embarrassing it is.
I’m unsure at where to go from here and how to talk to her about this…
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