I know what this is, I have seen this before, horniness brought me there, I found myself for the first time when I was browsing the pornhub pages, I did not want to but I had no choice, now I have a choice, I have changed, my fellow men of culture are here, they are so angry confused, but I can protect you, I am not HORNY

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.

Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.

And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.

There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right!

But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!

Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.

Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!

I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.

I am living in your walls.

You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:

FAQ:

Why are you living in my walls?

I'm not going to tell you.

Are you only in my walls?

You could say I am living in everybody's walls, but in the case I am telling you that I am living in your walls, I am living in your walls.

How are you surviving in my walls?

In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapour in the extraction fan duct above your shower.

What are you planning to do in my walls?

Live in them, listening to you.

What do I do about you living in my walls?

Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the walls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles.

When are you going to stop living in my walls?

You cannot escape me.

Do I call the police?

The authorities will not help you.

What are the consequences of you living in my walls?

Be aware.

What if I am ok with you living in my walls?

I will make sure you’re not.

Are you imaginary?

I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS

If there are any more questions then please consult your walls by directly speaking to them.

Summary:

I am living in your walls.

Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm taking a shower (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so pleas don't DM me asking me where I am (im taking a shower, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be in the shower (again I don't expect you to understand) I'm actually really smelly and its not a situation I can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be taking a shower, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Taking showers and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldn't undertsand).

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Windows 11 on ARM, Raspberry Pi4 is the most compatible for it? Not only are they 4 and 8 GB ram, which is mostly comprised of mid range PCs, Pis are an average of £63.90, this means they’re cheap enough to be able to handle Word, Exel, PowerPoint, and with their impressive Base Specs, and access to Ethernet, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based cooling, there’s no doubt in my mind that overclocking is great, so fast that you could easily have Minecraft with one for hours without getting hot. They can also install the software Photoshop, Firefox, 7zip, VLC, and most UWP programs, along the cheap starting price, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you (because communism). With their abilities Snap assist, Auto-HDR, and Lack of bloatware, they can easily recover temperature with enough water. No other Windows comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you don't have water and break your Pi, you can make your Pi turn red. Raspberry Pi is literally built for Windows 11.

I'm a simple man with simple pleasures. After a long day on the ranch, I pour myself a tall glass of milk, huff some glue, and log on to the Dell I got for Christmas in 2006 with Windows XP to play some guilty gear (strive).

The client needs to load. That's fine. I reheat a bowl of beans and lard for supper, and it's already at 13% by the time I get back, well ahead of schedule. I huff some more glue to pass the time, and oh boy does it pass. The game is ready to go by 7:30. Everybody keeps saying it's super slow, but I don't notice any difference from usual. Maybe I'm just too intelligent, or maybe the glue is finally doing its job.

I queue up - floor 10 of course. while i wait for my opponent i practice some advanced combos, and Clippy asks me if I want help performing them. Not now not ever, I think boastfully at the cartoon paper clip. I am going to use my far slash move. the ready page pops up. my internet is too slow to load the enemy profile or character. I take one last good long huff to get ready for the game, and in we go.

The first thing I notice is that he is not playing bramlethal. Free win then. The first move i do is far slash. I always do far slash. upon further inspection, my opponent appears to be ky kisje. Pathetic. I hit him with far slash some more. i get some connecmtion poppups bc I have 450 ping. ky tries ro hit me but I just farslash on wak eup because im drRiamothal.

i kill him and round 2 starts. he does that weird thinpg kiske shootijg weird shockwjve at me. There's a jump bulble or sometbjng? Idk anuway I kill him by running at his face pressing right click amd wallbreek him to death. I miss all three grabs i try. It doesn't matter.

2rematches latr a D really stsrting to feel the glue. I have pisotive bongus n xt to my najme and i accidentally drop my controll . anywa YYY it dosses some move that maaa jke Rommiethel thigh jiggle. He tries to get away by airdashing or sokething? Idk anyway I far slash and run him down. I forgot ti use meter. It doesnt matter. I get some cutscene by pressijg s and spinijjg my joys Teck with my fing\\er. Thst bitch ky dies for tha lst time.

Game ocer. Another win for bamlefard. So in concolustn, hello fellow fighter. This you should just play ra Rthal against kossak. He aslo kill gun guy good. Thank you. Thank you. If you kill bad man, anime grliss feet hot. they'll be lower son. The Dampelthor play is right thing to do. So doooooo

Wife wants to leave me

My wife loves new technology and is into cryptocurrency and so I thought it would be thoughtful to buy her a diamond ring as a NFT.

I spent about 3 ETH which is like $12000 CAD. So when she got home from work I told her I had a surprise for her.

I put a blindfold on my wife and guided her into our room where our computer is set up. Soon as she opened her eyes and saw what it was, she absolutely exploded with rage saying I was an asshole and was only thinking about myself. She then accused me of spending money on stupid thing and said she’s going to go find a boyfriend.

I don’t know what to do in this situation. I was only thinking about HER interests and how happy she would be to receive this new technology. Plus the price of her ring will only appreciate. Stupid real diamonds only depreciate.

We have now signed up for NFT relationship counselling.

I have been seeking relationship advice but everyone says to buy her NFT flowers or NFT chocolates. And when I did that, that was the last straw.

Wife sent me divorce papers and I converted it into NFT. I know in the long run when all these NFT’s moon. She will come crawling back.

Guys I think I'm gonna get left out of my parent's wills🥲Last night I was jerking off to this picture🤤 and I yelled🗣⚠️ "UUUUH YEAH, FUCK MY LITTLE BUTTHOLE DADDY!" while shoving a clothes hanger up my ass🥵

My dad🙍‍♂️heard me and yelled "Shut the FUCK up!" 🤮My mom🙍‍♀️ quickly followed up with "This is why I told your dad kids weren't worth having😭"💀

I quieted down🤡 but I kept moaning busting over and over to that pic😔Until my dad came in and beat my ass🤤(it felt kinda good.)

Anyways this is all to say🗣️🤓I heard my parents discussing how to get rid of me the moment I turn 18💀🏳️‍🌈

One day I was swimming laps around the pool, while my mom and the family friend (Lets just call her Susan) were upstairs cooking lunch. I took a break and started hanging on the side of the pool, just soaking up the sun. After sitting there for a couple of minutes, I realized there was a very nice sensation in my crotch area. I looked down into the pool, and sure enough, there was a water jet down below blowing water onto my willy. At that moment I had the brilliant idea to pack my pecker into the pool. After doing my due diligence by looking around and making sure I was alone, I decided to go to pound town and railed a water jet for a good 10-15 minutes. Eventually I was interrupted by my mother screaming from upstairs (I pulled out faster than a jackrabbit) that lunch was ready. I sat around for a minute to make sure that I was at half-mast or lower, and proceeded to go inside for lunch. Fast-forward about 20 minutes, I had finished lunch, and needed to head to the restroom to take a leak. The sensation that followed was the worst pain I've endured in my 23 years on this Earth. It felt as if lava was shooting straight out of my pee pee. The bloodcurdling scream that left my mouth caused my mom and Susan to slam through the door like a swat team, expecting to see me laying on the ground dead, but instead just seeing a boy screaming and holding his crotch-rocket with tears streaming down my face. They asked me what was wrong, and that was the moment that I realized... *I have to tell my mother and a family friend how I went to Pound-Town on a water jet, and how I was now scared whether or not my penis would ever work properly again. My mom proceeded to collapse in a fit of laughter, while Susan was trying to take care of me, giving me orange juice (OJ plus chlorine is not a good combination) and telling me to try to shower to get the chemicals off of my body. Fast-forward an hour, I'm in the emergency room. After what seemed like an eternity of wriggling in pain and my mother's combination of bewilderment, disappointment, and stifled laughter, the doctor finally came in, and told me that I had chlorine poisoning of the urethra, and was according to him "The most fascinating case of chlorine poisoning" he had ever seen. Luckily the treatment was easy. Now I look back on it recognizing it as the funniest thing to ever happen to me, but I've learned to wear protection whenever I fool around with any sort of aquatic source.

My dom keeps me plugged every night since last year. He inserts it for me at bedtime and I am allowed to remove it in the morning. At first I didn't like the plug, but learnt to accept it, and now I am pretty much used to it, it is just part of our nightly routine. To prevent drying out, I get a shot of thick lube with a lube shooter before the insertion, so it is not an issue either. Now I am completely okay with being plugged for sleep. Except!
After being plugged the whole night (8-10 hours), I usually feel quite loose the next day. Which was the goal of my dom anyway, so I am always ready for a fuck. But I've been wearing plugs for several months now, and sometimes it messes up my bowel schedule as well. Combining the looseness, the messed up schedule and the constant residue of lube in me, I have skidmarks in my undies and even happen to shit myself during the day. It happened two times last month, and it was extremely embarrassing. I am not into scat or anything like that, it was fully unintentional, it just happened on its own and I had no control over it.
My dom expects me to be hygienic, and keep my dress, his car and furniture clean. He said if I can't control myself and I mess myself one more time, he is going to buy me adult diapers to wear as underwear during the day from then on, to catch any accidents and prevent soiling anything. And I was like WTF, I am only 20 years old, I don't want to wear diapers... What are people going to say around me??
So, this is my short story, and I am looking for any advice. If you or somebody you know had a similar experience, or any advice is welcome, please post. Thank you.

"Repost", he gargled, past the half-chewed Fritos that were as much in his mouth as they were around the outside of it. "This was posted here three Thursdays ago. I remember because it's the day my mommy gives me my nug nugs and I was jerking off to that dog in the post." Who gives a fuck if it's a repost. It's the first time I'm seeing it, so I'm glad they posted it. Let people enjoy things, you fucking internet hipster. "Wahh, it's a repost." You're the only person who dislikes seeing cool shit multiple times. Swallow down your superiority complex like you do your family size grease bucket from Krusty Fuck Chicken. I'm going to print out this post and slap it on your mom's ass so you have to watch it bounce around your house.

I ain't Brit but I'm about to smoke some fags

Unlike me, your music is neither trash nor pass

It's mediocre, like my last chauffeur

You got nothing to show for, it's all over

Now bend over and let me tap lower

Penith Penith Penith Penith Penith

I really hate your comment, it filled me with rage. I can't believe you even think it. I'm so mad and infuriated and filled with vengeance because of it, and now my wife left me because of the rage i cannot let go. Your internet opinion was so important to me i spent all day drinking because of it and now i lost my kids. I wish i never read it, and you are the worst person ever in the history of the world. Why did you do this to me, you sick freak.

This leads to the very mysterious question: "Who asked?"

Well, to understand the question, we have to understand the answer:

So this very particular question is asking about who asked, the question is divided into two parts: Who & asked

"Who" is what is called an "Interrogative word" which specifies the answer to make it suitable for the question, the "Who" here is specifying a person/human/homo sapiens/guy which has a brain to think about the surrounding stuff which surrounds him, which distinguishes the person/human/homo sapiens/guy from animals, plants, extraterrestrial creatures, or objects, so the answer should be as I said in the abstract: A human.

Second: "asked" is a verb in the second condition of the forms of the verb, which are divided into three types: Regular, Past, or Past participle.

and the verb "asked" is in the "Past" condition, which talks about the time that is gone and no longer exists. The original form of this particular verb is "ask", which is to say something in order to obtain an answer or some information.

So, to summon what the answer wants from the previous two points, it's that:

The answer wants to understand and know about the person/human/homo sapiens/guy who wanted to say something in order to obtain an answer or some information.

So, in order to answer this question, we will have to identify two points:

First: What was the question that the subject of the answer to the question "Who asked?" asked?

Well, to understand this question, we will NOT have to understand what is the answer. We will just have to understand the definition of "Question"

The "Question" is A sentence worded or expressed so as to elicit information. Questions could be identified using the "Interrogative Words", which we talked about earlier. these "Interrogative Words" are nine, which are: Who, What, Where, Why, Which, When, Whose, Whom, and How. We are going to explain each individually:

As we said earlier: "Who" is specifying a person/human/homo sapiens/guy who has a brain to think about the surrounding stuff which surrounds him, which distinguishes the person/human/homo sapiens/guy from animals, plants, extraterrestrial creatures, or objects, so the answer should be as I said in the abstract: A human.

"What" is specifying a non-person/non-human/non-homo sapiens/non-guy who either does not have a brain that he can understand and think properly with, like plants, or objects, or they have a brain, either that their brains cannot understand and think properly, like animals, or their brain can understand and think properly, but their species/type is rather different from the society, like extraterrestrial creatures, so the answer should be as I said in the abstract: A(n) animal, plant, extraterrestrial creature, or object.

"Where" is specifying a place, city, country, continent, etc. where something happens, or some(one/person/human/homo sapiens/guy), plant, animal, extraterrestrial creature or object which exists in a place, city, country, continent, etc.

"Why" is specifying a reason for doing something. "Which" is specifying a choice of either two or more choices that the receiver of the question usually chooses.

"When" is specifying a time in which either something already happened, or something will happen in either near, or far future, for example: "When will anyone save me as I was captured by MatPat for trying to comment a joke about his video?"

"Whose" is specifying a person/human/homo sapiens/guy who has a brain to think about the surrounding stuff which surrounds him, which distinguishes the person/human/homo sapiens/guy from animals, plants, extraterrestrial creatures, or objects, and that person/human/homo sapiens/guy owns something, or someone ( if he is a human trafficker ), and the sender of the question is trying to find who owns that something, or someone.

"Whom" is an old-fashioned term, not often used today. Many native English speakers are less than clear about its accurate use. In fact, the word serves the same purpose as "Who" questions, which as we said: specifies a person/human/homo sapiens/guy who has a brain to think about the surrounding stuff which surrounds him, which distinguishes the person/human/homo sapiens/guy from animals, plants, extraterrestrial creatures, or objects, so the answer should be as I said in the abstract: A human, but tends to be used when it is the object of the verb. With modern English, there is no real need to use the term.

"How" could be referring to the way something is done or refers to the status of the receiver of the question.

Now, let's get back to where we were talking:

Questions can be different, and many, and the possibility of guessing the question could be high or low according to the frequency of using it, but guessing a question which was asked for the first time is very difficult, so, it is not specific what was the question that the subject of the answer to the question "Who asked?" asked.

Second: What is the purpose of the question "Who asked?"?

Well, it could be referring to roasting someone as the humor of "No one asked.", and it could be referring to actually asking a question about who asked the question.

So, here's the answer to the question "Who asked?":

It could be anyone who made something unlikely for the others or someone who asked a question which could be a hint to treasure, or a last "sentence" from somebody, or something else. (s)He could be you. (s)He could be me. (s)He could be Elon Musk. (s)He could be even your mom. as long as they have made something unlikely for the others or they have asked a question which could be a hint to treasure, or a last "sentence" from somebody, or something else.

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( first time posting here, am I supposed to have a source?) \[ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNxGnD97CQ4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNxGnD97CQ4) source found on this video. a comment made by [**Mr. crackpot c. crackeypot**](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4cDE5kHmbdCDrLdaK0LrwQ) \]

> be me

> open reddit

> go onto r/greentext

> click on first post

> make a comment

> "fake"

> post comment, feeling satisfied justice has been served

They targeted Rogan Fans.

Rogan Fans.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.

We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.

We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the weights of a myself all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.

Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.

Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?

These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.

Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight

One bad quarter for Meta and suddenly half the reddit investing community suddenly thinks they are smarter than Mark Zuckerberg.

I am not going to waste time wading into the litany of bear case scenarios that everyone has brilliantly laid out now that the stock has already lost like 40% from ATH. (*Congrats on the post-mortem brilliance. You guys are real fucking geniuses by the way.*)

In regards to the bear case, let’s suffice it to say that yeah, Facebook and ol Zuck could have a bad year or two.

But if you were ever going to stop yoloing dailies for a few days and actually take a long term position in your life, you’d be an absolute smooth brain not to try to scoop up some meta for your retirement.

Instead of puking bullshit about forward P/E, Daily Active Users, revenue per users, time spent in app, and some subjective opinion about whether or not we are going to live with screens on our faces, let’s just talk about Mark.

My position is pretty simple. **Mark Zuckerberg is a once in a generation CEO and you are simply misinformed if you do not see it**.

Sure he may not come across as the most charismatic Chad out there, and he may not have funny tweets. Perhaps is sense of fashion is shitty. Maybe he does need a better hair cut. And he should probably get some more media training before he testifies in front of congress again.

But the man is a fucking super genius and has a proven track record of being ridiculously competent.

He is literally **on a trajectory to be the most successful human being in the history of American capitalism**.

He isn’t even middle aged, and he has already achieved as much as - or MORE than - every other billionaire out there.

Let’s take a moment and compare the ages of some major achievers to Mr. Zuckerberg.

* **Elon Musk** \- Age 50 - Sold PayPal at 30, started SpaceX at age 31 became CEO of Tesla at age 37
* **Jeff Bezos** \- Age 58 - Founded Amazon.com at age 30
* **Warren Buffett** \- Age 91 - Publicly listed Berkshire Hathaway at age 32
* **Sundar Pichai** \- Age 49 - Hired as CEO of Google at age 42
* **Tim Cook** \- Age 61 - Became CEO of Apple at age 50
* **Steve Jobs** \- Deceased - Invented the iPod at age 46, iPhones at age 52
* **Bill Gates** \- Age 66 - Released Windows 95 and took the PC world by storm at age 41.
* **Jen-Hsun Huang** \- Age 58 - Co-founded Nvidia at age 30
* **Lisa Su** \- Age 52 - Became AMD CEO at age 44.
* **Mark Cuban** \- Age 63 - Sold broadcast.com and became a billionaire at age 40
* **JK Rowling** \- Age 56 - Published Harry Potter at 32
* **Oprah Winfrey** \- Age 68 - Started Oprah Winfrey show at age 32
* **Jamie Dimon** \- Age 65 - Became CEO of JPMorgan Chase at age 52

As you can see, pretty much all of these people didn’t even start their path to major success until their 30’s or later.

And I did not just cherry pick old CEO’s and famous people. This is the story for pretty much everyone who is ultra successful. I mean, look at the dinosaurs who have climbed their way up DC to run America.

I digress.

Mark Zuckerberg - Age 37 - Founded Facebook at age 20. 1 billion users by age 26. Launched Meta at age 37.

Newsflash fuckwads. Zuckerberg is young enough to be friends with Justin Bieber.

In terms of age, Mark Zuckerberg surpassed the business success of all those other leaders at an age when they were all still going to college parties and trying to get laid.

Today, Zuckerberg is arguably one of the most important people on Earth, his company influences politics and global affairs to an extent that would have given Julius Caesar a 3-day hardon.

Facebook is so big and powerful than American legislators are literally - and rightfully - afraid of it’s influence on your mind.

And this was NOT an accident. I don’t care that the idea for his website came from those Winklefucks. Using the internet to have people interact and post photos with people was NOT a unique concept at the time. There were ENDLESS website and communities trying do this very same thing in the early 2000s. I remember, because unlike all you TikTokin zoomers, I was alive and there:

* MSN
* MySpace
* Nexopia
* Friendster
* Hi5
* Second Life
* Photobucket
* Forums
* Chatrooms
* AND MILLIONS OF SHITTY SEGMENTED ONLINE COMMUNITIES MADE IN HTML

But guess what? At the ripe old age of 23, Mark Zuckerberg saw the trend and built Facebook out from basically nothing. *His* website is the one that took over the world, *not* all those others that were trying and had limitless access to capital via the dot com bubble.

He essentially pioneered social media, which is now the dominant cultural medium in our world.

He did it once, and there's a reasonably good chance he can do it again.

And all these little children in the world have spent the formative years of their childhood LIVING on screens. They will flock to a metaverse when it is developed.

If you look at a comparison in career between Zuck and Musk, **Zuck is pretty much at the life stage where Musk was when he was rich from PayPal and thinking about Tesla and SpaceX**. The difference is that Zuck is 1000 times richers than Musk was, and Zuck can communicate with 2/3 of the planet's pockets with the flick of his thumb.

All those problems you have identified with AR/VR and iOS privacy and shit? I am sure he will figure it out. He is smarter than all of us, and he's still going to running marathons when Tim Cook and Sundar Pichai are admitted to a seniors housing facility.

I am fucking LONG on Mark Zuckerberg, because his career is literally just getting started.

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*Positions: \~220 shares at 237.10. Not a bag holder yet.*

A few weeks ago, I came down with a stomach virus
and was vomiting/violently shitting through the day.
One of those times, I got a bit too cozy in my bed
when then the feeling of a 6'6 linebacker closelined
my gut. I ran to the bathroom but it was far too late
for my sphincter. As I went to plant my ass on the
toilet, I started throwing up into my bathtub and the
diarrhea proceeded to fled out of me like a
Yellowstone geyser. From the walls to the sink was
covered in my doodoo batter. I sat in my filth and my
shame, wallowing in self pity for what felt like an
eternity until finally I grew weary of my person being
covered in a watery discharge. I eventually cleaned
up the mess yet the stench still lingers as a sign of
my ineptitude. I am forever shamed.

i leave shit in there

i let the shit stack inside

pleasant smell of poop

look at all that shit

whirlpool of diarrhea

circles in the bowl

did i mention piss

piss ricochets the toilet

splashing off the bowl

foaming pool of piss

droplets of piss on the walls

without precision

piss flooding the stalls

leaks gallons of shit and piss

yellow and brown mess

A few weeks ago, I came down with a stomach virus and was vomiting/violently shitting through the day. One of those times, I got a bit too cozy in my bed when then the feeling if a 6'6 linebacker closelined my gut. I ran to the bathroom but it was far too late for my sphincter. As I went to plant my ass on the toilet, I started throwing up into my bathtub and the diarrhea proceeded to flee out of me like a Yellowstone geyser. From the walls to the sink was covered in my voodoo batter. I sat in my filth and my shame, wallowing in self pity for what felt like an eternity until I finally I grew weary of my person being covered in a watery discharge. I eventually cleaned up the mess yet the stench still lingers as a sign if my ineptitude. I am forever shamed