I wish i was born in the 90s or 2000s . Like not because shit was better or nun like that. Its just the early 90s/00s emo / alt scene was fucking cool as shit. Like those wack ass hair cuts were fucking cool as fuck and cute. Not to mention listening to some of the pop music for the first time would have been amazing if I were a teen back then. I would have loved to use the internet in its older days yk or to use a fucking ipod . I would have gotten mad bussy as well like the idea of early 2000s or 90s emo twink bussy literally sounds so poggers.

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The freezing point of urine depends on the concentration of urine, which depends on the quantity of salts, urea, and various other organic substances present. With human urine, that depends mainly on fluid intake, and next the diet. Urine from vegetarians is somewhat different to that from carnivores. Other factors will also cause variation in the composition , such as if the source led a sedentary or an active lifestyle. Age and sex also affect the composition of urine, as do metabolic and genetic factors.
The volume of fluid drunk naturally affects the concentration of urine, as does the nature of the fluid - alcohol or coffee, for example.
Finally, the age of the urine will affect the chemical composition. Rancid urine has much more free ammonia, and ammonium salts, and a lot less urea than a fresh sample.


Now, let us assume that the person is normal and drinks good amount of water, so the freezing point will be around -5 degree centigrade. having established this we'll now look at the temperature at which urine comes out of the body. of course it usually comes out at the body temperature i.e. 37 degree centigrade.


next, let's assume the height from where the man is pissing to the ground is 0.8m ( a little less than half of average height)
considering a uniform flow and the force with which it comes out is ignored (should not be actually), the time it takes to reach the ground is 0.4 seconds.
( assumed 90 degree w.r.t. ground)


Thus, within the span of 0.4 seconds temperature should be decreased from 37 to -5 degrees i.e. a change of 42 degrees.
now we use Newton's law of cooling, the equation is- T(T) = Ta + (To – Ta)E-Kt


where, T(t)= -5 degrees
T(a) is the ambient temperature that we have to find out.
T(0) = 37 degrees.
t = 0.4 sec
the catch is we have no information about k, which governs the rate of cooling.
let's assume it to be- k= 0.02.

we'll substitute these values in the equation, to obtain the temperature outside
which is lesser than -2000 degree Celsius, which in the world is impossible or theoretically not possible.

👹HISS HISS HISS🗣💦🐶 RUFF🗣RUFF😀RUFF😈* 🐺BARK🔊BARK ‼️EXCUSE ME🗣🔊 Teacher,👩‍🏫 could we PLEASE turn off the lights?🤨 The LED artificial lightbulbs are 🚫HARMFUL❌ to my ✨NATURAL WOLF EYES👁👁✨ Which✨ change color✨ depending on my mood 😏🥰 😀..What do you mean you don’t believe me? 😀👿 They turn💛YELLOW✨🌟 when i’m happy 😄🥳😛, 🟥RED🚫when i’m ‼️REALLY, REALLY‼️ angry 👹🤬👿 And ☘️GREEN💚 when i’m on the ⚔️💥HUNT🤤 🗣🔊SPEAKING 🗣🔊of😳meal time⏱,YOU👆look like you could suffice 😐 For my ☀️AFTERNOON Wolf Snack ✨🤤 😟☝🏻BUT‼️, I will ❌refrain🚫because my 👩mother said: If I get sent to➡️ the principal’s office ☝🏻ONE MORE TIME‼️FOR 🤤💥BITING🦷somebody 😋, then SHE will take away my WII‼️😟 ‼️🔊HOWEVER🗣‼️, I cannot ❌ say 🙊 I’ll do the same for🧍🏼‍♀️Malissa🤢👎 The 🐈CAT GIRL🙄, who’s been flirting with my crush Jake 🚶🏼‍♂️all week 😒 👀Look at them over there.. 🧍🏼‍♀️laughing A HÉÊ HËÆ HÂÊ 🐿🐿 💗💕✨FLIRTING✨💕, like ❌I DON’t‼️ EXIST😒🤬 🗣💦HISS👹 You know what?😀 ❌No happiness😀 that a🎮Wii game😛 can bring ➡️me🧍🏼‍♀️ Will compare to THAT which I WILL FEEL, when 🚶🏼‍♂️JAKE is MINE🥰💗✨ 👀MY EYES👀 TURN ➡️🌿GREEN💚✨

Dude I own MULTIPLE vlone shirts and my fashion sense is something that your peasant low iq brain wouldn't understand, on top that, I AM the PROUD owner of MULTIPLE black dudes kissing nfts, I made over 150k of big n\*\*\*as fucking and kissing each other. I am, like the french would say : ''Avant-Garde'', yet you keep disregarding my genius because I don't have hunter eyes. I am a semi chad preet lite that pulls more girls than you, normie tier. Even with all these boxes checked from my side, you keep trying to argue with me. I am FAR superior to you physically, genetically and financially and for the love of god would you stop calling me Jeffery, it is not my name. Cordially FUCK YOU

i mean to take the bait she's legal in every sense, aside from her being as old as the planet in the story, she's generally a very mature character, far more so than any other character in the game; you'd know if you played it i would say looks can be deceiving but to be honest kagari doesn't really look young, either.. some artstyles are like that but that goes for any character, within rewrite the underage characters have a very distinct artstyle, whereas kagari shares the same artstyle as the rest of the cast to be honest, i'm not rly interested in talking about kagari at all to people whose intentions are to make fun of me though, hope you can understand that

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So, I was at the drive-through picking up a few cappuccinos for my wife and her boyfriend and as I reach out to pick up the tray, the clerk exclaimed, "Oh my goodness, is that a Rolex GMT Master II reference 16710?"

To which I responded, "Why, yes, of course. I take it you're into fine Swiss watch-making, as well."

"Of course I am," she says, "I also love big, meaty cocks. Do you have one of those, too?"

"My penis is only slightly average, unfortunately, but I do have an impressive collection of Swiss mechanical watches."

"Oh my god, show me both," she said, biting her bottom lip, nostrils flaring.

I did just that. I unbutton my pants and pull out my full grain leather 20-piece watchbox, and I start doing wrist rolls for each one: Rolex, Patek, Omega, Cartier, Blancpain...

"Oh fuck, is that an A. Lange & Söhne?!" she screamed.

"Of course, my dear," I responded. "Perpetual Calendar." I smirk, visibly chuffed to bits.

Her eyes rolled into the back of her skull and then her body started convulsing violently. One of her coworkers walks by, saw her convulsing, and started screaming for someone to call emergency services.

"It's OK!" I scream into the drivethrough window, "I'm only showing her my vast collection of Swiss mechanical watches!"

At this point, there is quite a commotion going on, as you can imagine. The young lady is now writhing on the floor of the kitchen experiencing the most violent orgasm I've ever seen in my life. Her female coworker kneeling down beside her, sobbing and screaming hysterically, "Oh my god! Someone please do something!!"

An older red-haired male (manager?) walks up to the window at this point and he's visibly upset. He starts to speak, "Sir, you need to leave immed-oh my god, is that an Omega Speedmaster Professional 3861?"

"Why, yes," I said. "On a NATO," I added, winking.

He, too, had been charmed. As I oscillate my wrist back and forth, the rays of sunlight, reflecting off the sapphire crystal of the Speedmaster, glint to and fro across his bulging eyes, his mouth now agape.

He begins to hyperventilate. "Oh fuck, I'm about to cum," he says. "Can I please touch it?"

I reach my wrist out and he gently places the back of his hand onto the cool surface of the sapphire crystal.

"Oh fuck, can we cum together?" he says.

"Anything for a fellow watch enthusiast," I said, as we reach our climaxes in unison.

"OK, ciao!" I said, as I drove away.

As I'm writing this, the cops are currently chasing me down the interstate as my wife's boyfriend is screaming at me over the phone because I forgot the cappuccinos at the drive-through window.

Has this happened to anyone else?

[credit to r/watchescirclejerk]

Guys can we please not copypastos? It's extremely annoying as a viewer trying to look and chat and all I see is spam, its also burning my laptop so stop spamming if you don't want my laptop to go on fire.

this is NOT a shitpost lmfao. i don’t wanna sound judgemental about this because i’m far from it. i’ve never been one to kink shame. but my (20f) boyfriend (20m) has a fart fetish that i was already aware of before we started dating. in the beginning of the relationship i tried really hard to satisfy his fetish, because he would talk about his previous girlfriends being uncomfortable with it and even making fun of him for it. i wanted to be the opposite of that, i wanted to entertain his fetish because nobody else had. though it isn’t my cup of tea. it took a lot of time for me to warm up to it because i’ve already been basically trained to not fart in front of guys for most of my life.

it began with him just wanting me to fart around/on him like while we’re cuddling for example. then it moved onto him wanting me to fart directly in his face. this was all fine for me because he really enjoyed it and all i want is for him to be happy. but over time it started to become a little obsessive? if i fart and it’s not FOR HIM he gets really upset at me. as if EVERY time i fart it’s just HAS to be in his face. it gets tiresome having to always tell him when i’m going to fart because he’ll sniff it and play with my butt for a long time afterwards. sometimes a girl just wants to fart in peace and move on with her life bruh. if i come back from using the restroom he’ll say “you fart on the toilet?” or he’ll accuse me of only farting when he’s gone or asleep. i’m living in Fart Nazi Germany.

his fetish characterizes our entire relationship as it’s no longer just kept in the bedroom. not a day goes by without him asking me if i have to fart or just talking about farting in general. it’s such a turn off recently. i’m at a point where i’ll literally just hold in my farts around him. i’ve talked to him several times about me not being comfortable with constantly catering to his fetish and sometimes he’ll understand and apologize but other times he gets offended, shuts down, and won’t talk to me.

i don’t know what to do. i love him more than anything and i just want to make him happy but i can’t deal with my whole relationship/life revolving around me farting. what do i do? how do i talk about this with him?

tldr: my boyfriend has a fart fetish that has gradually taken over our relationship and i miss farting in peace without being bothered. what do i do?

this is NOT a shitpost lmfao. i don’t wanna sound judgemental about this because i’m far from it. i’ve never been one to kink shame. but my (20f) boyfriend (20m) has a fart fetish that i was already aware of before we started dating. in the beginning of the relationship i tried really hard to satisfy his fetish, because he would talk about his previous girlfriends being uncomfortable with it and even making fun of him for it. i wanted to be the opposite of that, i wanted to entertain his fetish because nobody else had. though it isn’t my cup of tea. it took a lot of time for me to warm up to it because i’ve already been basically trained to not fart in front of guys for most of my life.

it began with him just wanting me to fart around/on him like while we’re cuddling for example. then it moved onto him wanting me to fart directly in his face. this was all fine for me because he really enjoyed it and all i want is for him to be happy. but over time it started to become a little obsessive? if i fart and it’s not FOR HIM he gets really upset at me. as if EVERY time i fart it’s just HAS to be in his face. it gets tiresome having to always tell him when i’m going to fart because he’ll sniff it and play with my butt for a long time afterwards. sometimes a girl just wants to fart in peace and move on with her life bruh. if i come back from using the restroom he’ll say “you fart on the toilet?” or he’ll accuse me of only farting when he’s gone or asleep. i’m living in Fart Nazi Germany.

his fetish characterizes our entire relationship as it’s no longer just kept in the bedroom. not a day goes by without him asking me if i have to fart or just talking about farting in general. it’s such a turn off recently. i’m at a point where i’ll literally just hold in my farts around him. i’ve talked to him several times about me not being comfortable with constantly catering to his fetish and sometimes he’ll understand and apologize but other times he gets offended, shuts down, and won’t talk to me.

i don’t know what to do. i love him more than anything and i just want to make him happy but i can’t deal with my whole relationship/life revolving around me farting. what do i do? how do i talk about this with him?

tldr: my boyfriend has a fart fetish that has gradually taken over our relationship and i miss farting in peace without being bothered. what do i do?

I feel really bad cumming on my turtle. Why the fuck would I do that. I should have never masturbated in front of my turtle. So basically I was watching porn in my 55 inch tv and my turtle was next to me in the couch. The porno was really old. It was a DVD from 2002. It was probably the hottest porn I have ever watch and honestly I'm probably going to watch porn on dvd instead from the internet. The only reason I had my turtle with me was because whenever I cum, I feel really depressed and lonely, so I thought that if my turtle watched with me I wouldn't feel lonely. Well I started stroking my willie, I used lotion, I took all my clothes off, but my dumbass forgot the tissues. I realized that I forgot to grab tissues but it was too late. I was going to cum. I didn't want to cum everywhere so I had to think fast. It was when I saw my turtle that I realized what I had to do. I came like a motherfucker. My turtle was painted with my cum in his tiny little face and all around his shell. He didnt say a word about it, he didnt move, he just stood there looking at me like I killed a bunch of children. I would never forget the look my turtle gave me. His dissapointing face broke my heart. I put on my clothes, I took my turtle to the bathroom and cleaned him off. What happened, happened. But my turtle would never forget what happened. My turtle, Tommy, would never forgive me. Today, I passed by him, and I know he still remembers what I did to him three hours ago. My only wish, is that one day, Tommy the turtle will forgive me for my horrible sins.

It ended up with all of them fighting about where the smell is coming from because according to each, their poop doesn't smell

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NOT A SINGLE SOUL:

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YOU:

Preacher: "err - how-- what's going on?
How did you do--wha-- who are you?"

Man:- "None of that is important. We need to talk about the sermon you just gave, preacher."

Preacher: - "What-- what about it?"

Man: - "You just advocated the death penalty for gay people."

Preacher: - "So what?"

Man: - "You so passionately speak out against gay people in your sermons."

Preacher: - "Well, God says it's a detestable abomination."

Man: - "You're referring to Leviticus chapter 18 verse 22, and chapter 20 verse 13, a book by a very specific culture with very specific rules. Many rules, yet you concentrate so much on that one in particular."

Preacher: "Well yeah, but it's just-- it's not just the old testament it's- it's also Romans, uh, Chapter 1 verses 26 through 27. Paul, uh, said it's unnatural."

Man: - "By unnatural, the bible simply means non-coital. We have a different conception of what is **natural** now... If your concern regards the modern context, consider that you drive a car, and type at a computer. Is that **natural**?"

Preacher: - "Well... for people, maybe..maybe so."

Man: - "For people... animals engage in non-coital sexual acts all the time, even within the same gender and sometimes even within monogamous relationships, so according to your modern standard of natural, homosexuality is natural.

But according to the Bible, even heterosexual acts are unnatural, if they're not done with the explicit intent to produce children."

Preacher: - "Okay well, so what if animals do it, does that mean we're supposed to behave like animals now?"

Man:- "No differently than you behave like an animal when you have sex with people of the opposite gender.

No differently than when you sleep, drink, and breathe; just like the animals. Animals rape, kill, and steal from each other too. The fact that all of that is natural doesn't make it **right**.

The fact that something is unnatural doesn't make it wrong, to argue so, is a fallacy."

Preacher: - "Look, God said it, I believe it. End of discussion."

Man: - "You're sure God said it?"

Preacher: - "Yes."

Man: - "Do you think homosexuality is detestable?"

Preacher: - "Of course!"

Man: - "So, don't you think others found it detestable as well?"

Preacher: - "Yeah, so?"

Man: - "So, wouldn't enshrining their opinions as the word of God, by presuming to speak for God, be a valid way to make their opinions authoritative? After all, if God is for us, who can be against us?"

Preacher: - "Oh so they just blatantly lied for no reason?"

Man: - "Why does it have to be a lie? Maybe it was honest, psychological projection. Or, maybe they did have a reason."

Preacher: - "Yeah, they did, same as my reason."

Man: - xThink again. Think about what it was like back then. There were not 7 and a half billion people in the world like there is today. Having a lot of children was seen by many as a duty. The tribe not only needed to be replenished, especially during such a time of high mortality. But also needed to grow to compete with other tribes lest they perish. So of course certain people saw it as immoral to engage in sexual acts that would not resolve in children. According to the bible, God even killed Onan for having straight sex in such a way that would not result in children.

Yet you don't give hundreds of passionate sermons about that. I find the reasons for your focus on gay people to be dubious, as if you're trying to justify your feelings after the fact."

Preacher: - "Look, circumstances were different back then sure, but God was not. God doesn't change. Morality doesn't change."

Man: - "Maybe so, but that would not change the fact that the moral answer isn't always the same given different contexts. Right now, there are billions of people, and we rely on complex systems of industry and infrastructure with a lot of automation just to be able to maintain our huge population. Having many children was an important issue back then, but is it now?

Even from a biological standard, a standard supposedly created by this very same God, it does not make sense that sex would or should only occur for procreation, when you consider a woman's natural **cycle of infertility** every month, or the man's mismatched potential to **conceive far more children than the women could ever bear**."

Preacher: - "Homosexuality is still **immoral**."

Man: - "Immoral? Isn't choice a requisite of morality?"

Preacher: - "Of course!"

Man:- "So, when you look at another man, you think it's possible for you to **choose** to find him attractive? That it's possible for you to **choose** to be aroused by him? You **choose** to get an erection when you see him?"

Preacher:- "Me? No! Absolutely not."

Man:- "Then why would you expect a gay person to be able to **choose** to be aroused by someone of the
opposite gender? Is it a **choice** to find a joke funny? Can you **choose** to not like your favorite music?
Can you **choose** to think your favorite food tasted bad? Can you simply *"choose** your attractions?

Or can you just remain in **denial** of them?"

Preacher: - "Ok by the same logic, you can't say it's immoral to be attracted to children."

Man:- "But it is immoral to make the choice to act upon that attraction."

Preacher: "Bam! There you go! I can say the same about gay people. Not immoral to be attracted, but immoral to act upon."

Man: - "No, you can't say that. What makes it wrong to act upon a child is not the same as what you're saying makes it wrong to act upon an adult. The reason pedophilia is wrong is because of consent, but adults of the same gender can consent. The reason you think acting upon the adult is wrong, is not because of consent, but because God supposedly thinks it's detestable. You think pedophilia is wrong too, but ironically the God of the bible never said pedophilia is detestable.

In fact, the bible says nothing about pedophilia. As one who prides himself on using the bible as a moral foundation, it's rather disconcerting that God has neglected to address that particular crime. Fortunate then, that you managed to figure out that pedophilia is bad, even though many beloved biblical characters were of cultures that did not perceive sex with children as a problem, which is probably also why they never said God declared it wrong or detestable.

Mary herself was believed to be married to Joseph when she was only 13 years old."

Preacher: - "Well I mean it's..it's just that it--"

Man: - "You find homosexuality icky, and you're trying to impose your preferences on everyone else,
same as other authoritarians who have come before you. Maybe though, it's deeper than that.

Maybe, because you were indoctrinated into this belief, you naturally feel ashamed of certain attractions you have, so you try to compensate for them."

Preacher: - "No.... th...the bible--"

Man: - "This isn't about the bible. Let's be frank.

**This is about you.**"

im going to tape your toes and put onions in your bum and make you suck on pickles while you sleep then i will tape your dog to your cat and make them eat tomatoes i shit out and i will shove it up their bum and cum on their bum and eat you out and fuck your toes and fuck your door and rape your bed and bust a nut on your ceiling and fuck your fan and cum in your house on your bum and fuck your toe and rape your eye and nut in your nose while eating pickles with cum on them and i will shove grapes in your nose and onions in your bum and i will also piss out my ass and make you eat raw onions and i will squirt pickle juice in your eyes and tape your bum to a pickle on a tomato on a cucumber on a onion in your bum and i will put my cock in your ear and put a bomb in your ass and tape your eyes and put a cucumber in your other ear and shit on your door and suck the shit out of your nose and piss in your asshole

I really love Rin. Like, a lot. Like, a whole lot. You have no idea. I love her so much that it is inexplicable, and I'm ninety-nine percent sure that I have an unhealthy obsession. I will never get tired of listening that sweet, angelic voice of hers. It is my life goal to meet up her with her in real life and just say hello to her. I fall asleep at night dreaming of her holding a personal concert for me, and then she would be so tired that she comes and cuddles up to me while we sleep together. If I could just hold her hand for a brief moment, I could die happy. If given the opportunity, I would lightly nibble on her ear just to hear what kind of sweet moans she would let out. Then, I would hug her while she clings to my body hoping that I would stop, but I only continue as she moans louder and louder. I would give up almost anything just for her to look in my general direction. No matter what I do, I am constantly thinking of her. Nya Nya Nyaa~ will forever be in my heart.

Don't care + didn't ask + L + Ratio + beta + cringe + cope + seethe + ok boomer + incel + virgin + Karen + 🤡🤡🤡 + you are not just a clown, you are the entire circus + 💅💅💅 + nah this ain't it + do better + check your privilege + 🤢🤢🤮🤮 + the cognitive dissonance is real with this one + 😂😂🤣🤣 + lol copium + 🚩🚩🚩 + those tears taste delicious + Lisa Simpson meme template saying that your opinion is wrong + 😒🙄🧐🤨 + wojak meme in which I'm the chad + average your opinion fan vs average my opinion enjoyer + random k-pop fancam + cry more + how's your wife's boyfriend doing + Cheetos breath + Intelligence 0 + r/whooooosh \+ r/downvotedtooblivion \+ blocked and reported + yo Momma so fat + I fucked your mom last night + what zero pussy does to a mf + Jesse what the fuck are you talking about + holy shit go touch some grass + cry about it + get triggered

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