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Y'all are having sex at 14?????

Wtf???

I have so many questions. Like where do you even fuck? School? Public park? Uber?

Is that even allowed????

And here I am who's bed time is still 10pm
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fuck you CummyBot9999
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we are all fucking tired you mr. CummyBot9999. Aka retarded fucking bot. like who gives a fly cringy shit about you're retarded actions? you're literally is just like: "WAAHHH WAH! I DID NOTHING WORNG WAH WWAAAAAH SHUT UP I DID NOTHING WORNG!11!1!" shit. like you REALLLY are a cry baby isn't it? cuz no one likes you CummyBot9999. NO . ONE. LIKES. YOU. CummyBot9999. please go fuck yourself cry baby. oh to much of a dumbass to comment? well comment here you fucking shitfuck.
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My god... I wanna pick you up with my 6'5 body 😏, tease that pink hole before sliding in, make you leak all over me and then have you lick it off 😩. Use your mouth while your own cum is still inside of it, and have you make me cum 🤤, with you swallowing both our warm, sticky juices. Afterwards I'd put a collar on you with a leash attached to it, make you crawl around. Bend you over and spank that ass until its rosey red. Bring you to the edge of cumming and then pulling out so I can watch you squirm 😈
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Stay away from my thicc and musclar catgirl E-girl goth tomboy dragonmaid MILF GF, pleaseee😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Original thread: [https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/sg32l9/libright\_moves\_to\_tennessee/](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalCompassMemes/comments/sg32l9/libright_moves_to_tennessee/)

According to [MentalFloss.com](https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/85305/how-many-books-have-ever-been-published), there are 134,021,533 unquiet American books published as of September 9th, 2016 (six years ago). That means there are at least a little over one book per every three people.

**That's without accounting for the fact that I'm only mentioning the books published, not the number of literal books. For instance, there have been 5 billion copies of the Bible sold around the world, of course with a large American presence.**

There simply is no argument, criminals always break the law, and the second books are outlawed, there will already be a massive stream of books out there for criminals to reach out for. A more realistic approach for you anti-bookers is to fight for books being out in the public, perhaps banning chapter books from being open carried, and require that picture books be holstered if away from a designated reading space/somebody's own property.

Otherwise, a full on book ban will cause the complete fall of our society in days, as anarchy will break wild, and those with books will instantly grow 50% more intelligent than the anti-bookers, causing an even stronger book-structured anarcho-government to be established.

Do not ban our books, thank you.
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Roxanne wolf is my wife.
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Roxanne Wolf is so hot. Never in the history of gaming has there been a hotter character. She is more than a robot wolf to me, she is a person. She is a little tease but she's basically my wife. The devs know what they did with that wolf. The aesthetic paired with her demeanor make her such an attractive character. Nothing gets me going better than a punk rock wolf chick. Every inch of her is so hot. Her thighs up to her midriff and her eyes. Every inch of her is perfection incarnate. I would save the game and let her catch me just to feel the intimacy between us. I crave more than lustful fantasies with her, I seek deep romantic involvement. The craftsmanship of her character surpasses everything I expected from this game. Her tone of voice and language choice formats and her character. The choice of clothes with short shorts and the crop top which reveal her milky thighs and delectable midriff compliment her punk rock personality more. She is my wife, and nothing dissuades me from this fact.
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SoupIngredients has a problem with cousins
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Ah yes, the inevitable "Merida" comment.

Gets me every time. See it on Reddit 4x a week. Ignoring the fact most redditors can't tell a Scottish accents from Irish accents or Welsh accents or the like, I always wonder if you compare every single person you assume is Irish to Merida ? Do you think the entire country is made up of Meridas, or worthy of comparing to Merida? Or are they all Merida's cousins in your head? You know Merida isn't even a mythical character, but a literal cartoon.

That's like saying every woman or girl who is Latino with blonde curly hair is Shakira, or if their hair is brown and curly confidently remarking "Shakira's cousin!" Yes, great. You know who Shakira is, but why compare someone completely unrelated, except one or two features, to her?

Do you say "Moana." Or "Moana's cousin." every single time you see a Maori, Polynesian, Hawaiian, Tongan, Melanesian, Fijian, or Micronesian woman speak in a viral video? Do you call all boys who possibly have an Italian accent "Luca"?

It just seems so disrespectful to a person's individuality, and cultural identity, to assume and compare them to a celebrity or cartoon as if it is relevant at all! And half the time they are talking about Merida when the person isn't even Irish, like come on ... it's so thickheaded. She is beautiful in her own right, because she is funny and a good sport, and enjoying her life. It has nothing to do with anything to call every redhead or every girl with a UK accent "Merida".

Do you think people from the region make the same comparison every time they walk down the street and see their countrymen?

"Good day Merida!" " Why yes, nice weather isn't it Merida's cousin?" "Yes, your hair is looking awfully red today, you could be Merida's son!" "Why Merida's Uncle, thank you!" "Wow, you sure remind me of that American cartoon about US... Have you ever heard that once in your life since the film released?" "WHY YES! Son of a Merida! What a small world, I certainly do love it when people compare me to Merida every day, you could be Merida's brother in fact!" "Our regular speaking voice sure reminds me of that Disney character that actually talks in a very sanitized version of the English speaking accent of our neighbors in the country a few hundred miles North of here!" "Merida's hair! I think left the kettle on, great conversation! But I have to go. Thank you kindly, I almost forgot how Merida-like I am today! Take care!"

Stop it with the Merida already, give it a rest you lot. Stop typecasting humans as cartoon characters! It doesn't do anything for anyone but display that you saw a lovely movie once, but it isn't representative of anything meaningful to anyone!

Now go ahead, finish me off with your best "I don't care" or "whatever" comment you can muster. I'll take it. You're just the straw that broke the camel's back today and I had to release my built up tension about the whole Merida thing. I'll never comment on it again.
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i fingered myself with cheeto dust help
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so it was a midnight, i was bored as usual. watching gray's anatomy when suddenly i got wet from the main guy (i forgot his name) and i started to finger myself thinking about him. i did it for at least like 5 minutes before i wanted another cheeto. i reached for a cheeto, removing my hand from my slippery vagina. then i realized i was fingering myself and eating cheetos. but then i thought "maybe its not that bad, maybe its like a period." so i kept going anyways, but then a thick layer of cheeto dust was on my fingers but i kept going. then after cumming my cum was orange and yellow from the cheetos i think. is that bad? will i cum cheetos forever or will i be diagnosed with cancer??? how do i tell my doctor i fingered myself with cheeto dust?? how do i tell my partner i might have cancer because of cheetos fingers?? help me please i fucking hate gray's anatomy now
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Cake day 🍰
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Oh 😳 My 👀 God ✝️✝️ Is that a.. 🤔🤔🤔🧐 Is this stunning redditor having a CAKE DAY??? 🤩🤩🥳💦 I'm honored and flattered to witness this, good sir or madam (always nice to see more ladies in our humble domain) 😌😎✌️ It's my utmost pleasure to wish you an amazeballs cake day, on behalf of our entire community 🥰😁😁 Let's celebrate another year of amazing content for you to partake in, more updoots to be given and of course, received! 😍😏🤭 Let's celebrate YOU 💯 I wish you all the best in your future Reddit adventures, may the Force be with you, you magnificent bastard(ess) 🙏🥺🥺

All the best to you, thank you for allowing me this pleasure and may there be many more cake days to come! 🤩🤩🤩🍰🍰

(P.S.: Don't award this post!! Please consider donating to charity to save the narwhals ❤❤)
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The most elegant way to announce your ejaculation
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Read this in Matt Berry’s voice

Verily I must confess, dear lady that I am on the precipice of mine own conclusion. Alas my efforts cometh to fruition and therefore I beg of thee wherein may I conclude? Or upon whence? Behold, I am nigh but mere seconds away from busting as to the likes of which I have yet to endure. Come now, forthwith, and lower thyself upon thine knees as I release my festering seed upon thine brow.

[proceedings of an immense conclusion]

Alas, now in this waning moment, I am brought to a recollection of my faculties and heightened awareness of mine own senses. For verily, this engagement must be nothing but a whim, or a stand of yet but a fleeting night.

Upon conclusion I am brought into a deep sense of guilt and shame, almost stripped from what may have been a feeling of pride and joy, for now I see things clearly in their truest form. And behold, now as I use this damp rag but to rid this maiden of my festering seed from her brow, I see my member hanging limp and flaccid as I fight this urge to flee into the night away from the woman who hast only been made fair in mine eyes through the consumption of much ale and spirits. Verily I see mine own deeds as nothing but an act of desperation to seek this coveted nut.

But lo! I am a gentleman and shaketh away such selfish thoughts and ask the maiden if she is yet to have concluded. Surely a more experienced man need not ask, but it is my duty that she may therein be satisfied.
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Goth girls cant wear black
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Goth girls can't wear black.

There, I said it. Kaylee, the next time anyone gives you shit and says, "Literally nobody has ever said that," tell them "Anonymous37 said that, so shut your dumb ass up."

Then, when they say, "Girl, what the fuck is Anonymous37? That some sort of industrial degreasing compound?" you reply, "Fool, Anonymous37 is one of those dumb assholes on Reddit who thinks he--or she, I'm not going to be sexist and shit--has anything interesting to say about one single damn thing. Just like you. You see me holding my arm straight out with my fist clenched, then opening my hand? Well, imagine that I just dropped a microphone onto the ground. Because, as I've heard them say out on 'the streets', Ya burnt."

Then when they tell you, "I think you're Anonymous37, and also I couldn't actually see you make those gestures with your arm and hand, because we're communicating on Twitter without you embedding a video of you doing those things," you tell them "You trifling. I'm sure Anonymous37 is flattered by your weak insinuation, but I am offended. You damn well better apologize. Also, I take your point about not actually being able to see me, but it's a lot of work to make a video of myself doing the 'drop the mic' gesture, so do me a favor and pretend that I did it."

Then, Kaylee, you should probably just block them. Take it from an older and marginally wiser person, there's only so much engaging you want to do with random people on the internet. Because random people on the internet are the fucking worst.

You are welcome.
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e-dating
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1. Why edating is valid: E-Dating is entirely valid because you don't have to be physically attracted to someone to love them, therefore you don't have to be actually near them to share romantic experiences. On top of this because of the fact that you can't be physically see or be with your partner you can't make any assumptions based on looks or other physical traits, and only based on personality. 90% of the time e-dating works out and often they get married. E-dating also allows polyamorous people to communicate better and more clearly. Sites like Discord , Reddit and Facebook messenger are the best of these because of the easy to use direct messaging system and group chats. you can also use matching profile pictures similar which (imo) is very cute, anime icons are often used for this because of how many fans of it there are and the fact that similar interests can bring people together. Sites like the ones stated above are also great for introverts and others with high intellect like I. In conclusion, E-dating is entirely valid and should be normalized and not be scrutinized whatsoever.
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Obama’s last name
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Gentlemen…. for the past few weeks I’ve been participating in a covert mission across the America’s. My singular purpose was to discover Obama’s last name. Now that I’ve done so; they’re coming for me… if I have no future correspondences, know that I have been murdered. But know that I leave this world having fulfilled my purpose. Obama’s last name is
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I want Jeff Bezos to beat the shit out of me
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I want Jeff Bezos to kidnap me and waterboard me for 38 minutes. After that I want him to pick me up and start beating the ever loving shit out of me. Then I want him to throw me against the wall and pick me up by the neck and start choking me until I eventually die 😍😍🥰
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Zombies should rape the player instead of killing them (TW cannibalism)
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Basically the title. Instead of death the player gets crippling anxiety.

I suggest that after the first rape, the sight of a zombie causes a heartrate sound.

Also, if the player is using a female skin, there's a possibility to get the pregnant status effect, which after approximately 9 minecraft months (i.e. 30 \* 9 minecraft days) will spawn a baby zombie villager (for the zombie-human cross) which will not attack the player.

The baby zombie villager needs to drop cooked pork, obviously. That's the only way to stop the damn jews from eating it.

I'll live the related achievements for you guys in the comments to figure out :)

This is so good it's definitely gonna be the next update.
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If CummyBot9999 Comments, I will fucking kill him.
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This is the last straw, I've had enough of your stupid fucking 'cum nut jizz splooge' bullshit. Your whole purpose in life is just to put shitty links and trash the comment section. You're a fucking heathen. An absolute rotten cunt to our susyiayity. Fuck you motherfucker, Rot in hell. + Ratio + Mald + Cope + You're a shitty bot.
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i fucking love getting likes on instagram. i remember each person who likes my post individually and they all send a different sensation through my body. its so addictive, its like theyre fondling and teasing me letting me know that they love me. you wouldnt get it though.
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Found in a reply to a female snoo.
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Omg I didn't notice.....






Are you a








Woman?

Excuse me sir or ma'am, but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"

Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."And here you are!I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other.

I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!

EDIT: I couldn't help but notice you haven't sent your message yet. There's no need to be nervous! I promise I don't bite, haha

EDIT 2: In case you couldn't find it, you can click the little chat button from my profile and we can get talking ASAP. Not that I don't think you could find it, but just in case hahah

EDIT 3: look I don't understand why you're not even talking to me, is it something I said?

EDIT 4: I knew you were always a bitch, but I thought I was wrong. I thought you weren't like all the other girls out there but maybe I was too quick to judge

EDIT 5: don't ever contact me again whore

EDIT 6: hey are you there?
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This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。 YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 因此,您的个人资料中的 11115 ( -11115 Social Credits) 个社会积分将打折。 DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 不要再这样做! If you do not hesitate, more Social Credits ( -11115 Social Credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 CCP) You'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone. 如果您毫不犹豫,更多的社会信用将从您的个人资料中打折,从而导致口粮供应减少。 您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。

为党争光! Glory to the CCP!
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