did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

Cool and all, all valid points, I agree with you. But...
Dear Unflaired,

You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole.

The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did.

When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality.

After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society.

No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member.

Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune.

I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell.

You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair.

You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being.

Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are.

Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe.

In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now.

You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are.

It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you.

Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it.

I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did.

The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant.

Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring.

You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the Black Death and the Smallpox pandemic only happened with the goal of preparing humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created.

If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched.

You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again.

The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe.

I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating, working as hard and efficiently as possible, there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world.

When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe.

My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that, when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless.

There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true.

By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.

But than again, you are so incredibly abominable that you would probably be able to surpass the worst conceivable failure any living being could possibly make. You are so incredibly pathetic that you are honestly not worthy of any more of my words nor my time. Just know that I will forever detest you for your failure and everything you stand for, and that no matter what happens, I will never ever forgive you.

How about you shut the fuck up you weaboo cunt. It's weeb faggots like you who are making our world slowly turning to shit. Anime is Cancer as well as Furry faggots, oh and don't forget the LGBTQ faggots and SJW faggots and Liberal faggots and Gacha faggots and K-pop faggots and Brony faggots and Vegan faggots. These are some of the people like you, who are fucking up our world up to shit and one day when we rise to power we will make sure you Faggots will be exterminated, even your whole families will be completely wiped from the face of the earth and this great world will be finally free

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Roxanne Wolf is so hot. Never in the history of gaming has there been a hotter character. She is more than a robot wolf to me, she is a person. She is a little tease but she's basically my wife. The devs know what they did with that wolf. The aesthetic paired with her demeanor make her such an attractive character. Nothing gets me going better than a punk rock wolf chick. Every inch of her is so hot. Her thighs up to her midriff and her eyes. Every inch of her is perfection incarnate. I would save the game and let her catch me just to feel the intimacy between us. I crave more than lustful fantasies with her, I seek deep romantic involvement. The craftsmanship of her character surpasses everything I expected from this game. Her tone of voice and language choice formats her character. The choice of clothes with short shorts and the crop top which reveal her milky thighs and delectable midriff compliment her punk rock personality more. She is my wife, and nothing dissuades me from this

YO YO YO listen up to my new rap! I just got a freddy hat!

(HOT GIRL SINGING) oH YeAhhhh ITS FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA! WHEN YOU GET SOME PIZZA! AND A BIG. PIECE. OF ASSSSSS! awesome music plays

Me: ya my name is rappa 3000 and ill tel ya da story of fredy pizzaria with a freddy goldy and a hot foxy fucking chica all day long, With a hudge dong, and den the security guard named chonged put his dong in BONNIE!

girl takes off shirt and sings OH YEAAAAAAHHH ITS FREDDY FAZBER PIZZZAAA! WHEN U GET SOME PIZZA AND A. BIG. PIECE. OF. QSS

me strokes dong mmmm ya its fredy fazber pizza with huge dings and blongs and bongs and frogsssss! with scary sexy animatrons!

Thankful to have you as a crewmate… but do you want to add a letter and become screwmates instead?

Hey, are you one of my tasks? Because I really want to do you.

Hey, are you a vent? Because I’m the imposter and I’d love to come in you.

I have a lot of tasks to complete still, but I’d love to do you first.

Hey, call me the MedBay… because I’d love to scan your body.

Figuring out the imposter is hard…. but I’ve got something harder.

I’m jealous of your hat… Because it gets to be on you.

Hey are you busy later? Because I’d love to explore your lower engine.

Hey, you’re done your tasks right? Wanna come explore my cockpit then?

If you’re the imposter, I’d love to be the vent… That way you can come inside me whenever you want.

Damn, I wish you were a task… Because I’d have no problem doing you and over and over.

Hey did you just kill me? Because I’ve got a big bone sticking out now…

101 words for BOOBIES


1. Boobies

2. BREASTS

3. Mammory Glands

4. Boobs

5. Tits

6. Titties

7. Ta-tas

8. Fiery biscuits (as per The Mighty Boosh, apparently)

9. Melons

10. Baps

11. Coconuts

12. Bangers

13. Cream Pies

14. Iced Gems

15. Bacon Hangers (our little minds can't even)

16. Fried Eggs

17. Cantaloupes

18. 'She drank her school milk' (no, we don't understand either?)

19. Milk Monsters

20. Milkers

21. Brad Pitts

22. Danny Devitos

23. The Twins

24. Minnie and Mickey

25. Phil and Lil

26. Mary-Kate and Ashley

27. The Mitchell Brothers

28. Pinky and Perky

29. Ant and Dec (apparently!)

30. Mario and Luigi

31. Puppies

32. Snuggle pups

33. Cat Flaps

34. Wattdogs

35. Udders

36. Spaniel's Ears

37. Mosquito Bites

38. Noogies

39. Babs

40. Lills

41. 'The Girls'

42. Buds

43. Bips

44. Norks

45. Chebs

46. Maracas

47. Slammers

48. Tig Ol Bitties

49. Chebblies

50. Wabs

51. Funbags

52. Chesticles

53. Jugs

54. Waps

55. Tatas

56. Bazoombas

57. Breasticles

58. Bazookas

59. Mammeries

60. Bristol Cities

61. Cha-chas

62. Bosoms

63. Jubblies

64. Charlies

65. Juggernauts

66. Peaks

67. Knockers

68. Rack

69. Shelf

70. Dongles

71. Nunga Nungas

72. Wangers

73. Swingers

74. Air-bags

75. Tatty Bo Jangles

76. Honker Honkers

77. Cans

78. Babylons

79. Bubbalas

80. Nipple Holsters

81. Life Savers

82. Buoyancy aids

83. Orbs

84. Bongos

85. Watties

86. Bouncers

87. Wagons

88. Globes

89. Shoulder Boulders (or just 'boulders' works too)

90. Hooters

91. Muchachas

92. Mud Flaps

93. Baloons

94. Fleshy Mounds

95. Upper Bollocks

96. TB's (Top Bollocks)

97. Dirty Pillows

98. Naughty Pillows

99. Two old socks

100. Milk Mountains

101. Honky-badonkies

Unfortunate circumstance. Never in my life I hope to get in a valorant match and see these exact teammates on my team again. This is hornswoggltng, I have never seen worse players in my life. This is just a true Phoenix Diff, Raze Diff, Reyna Diff. Truly unbelievable. I just have a real and true question, how are you this bad yet climbed into this shitty rank? Don't even answer. there is no point, I already know. you're MOTHAFUCKIN BOOSTED you shifter. Every single game I queue l struggle to get human beings with a functional spinal chord, and brain stem so they can coordinate themselves slightly to possibly give me some sort of help against the enemies. Good luck on future endeavors in this game, but all I can say is I wish you the worst and hope you spiral downward into depression and demote to bronze where you belong. Amen.

You should ask yourself if you get properly hydrated and wash your penis daily? Or if your diet has any influence in it, maybe you're undergoing some fungi infection ...Maybe you're tasting a mix of your own urine it... have tried the cum of some men so far and they might sometimes taste pungent like mints or a bit sweet from having a lot of fruits/juices/ aromatic teas, but salty is definitely not it, maybe like a starchy tending to a savoury taste..

don't care didn't ask + ratio + skill issue + cope + cope harder + try harder + cry about it + counter ratio + your bald + your white + idc + idk + your short + you smell + your built like a grape + nobody likes you + based + you like anime + cry + counter counter ratio + your little + nobody cares + no life + i'm alpha + BING BONG + PS4 + pog + your communist + commie + nerd + nor/mal + you have an android + L + big L + debate me + u lose

Because smoking weed makes everything so much more awesome. Except for police. The only thing that makes police much more awesome is when their lights pass you for that car up ahead. This is especially much more awesome when you’ve smoked weed in your car and thought you were done. But back to masturbation. It’s also usually awesome. Again, except for with police UNLESS they are sexy stripper police ladies. But they aren’t technically police. Well, long story short: combine one awesome thing with another awesome thing and you’ve got yourself a recipe for roughly 2 times the amount of awesome! Unless there are police involved who are not sexy stripper police ladies. That would possibly be triple the fun, depending on whether or not the jerking off became necessary which would mean 4 times the fun because now buddy, now we’re talking about hookers. Anyways, I was high when I wrote this actually. High, but not jerking off. Definitely not jerking off! Good luck hope this helped I’m sure it didn’t!

You see, straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because your fapping to something with one guy in it, that’s 50% gay. If you watch futa fuck a girl, that’s one girl and one half girl, thus only 25% gay. You can make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay

fnaf 3 takes place 30 years after fnaf 1. Fnaf 1 takes place in 1993, ten years after fnaf 4. 1993 + 30 = 2023. The year is 2022. 2023-2022 = 1. Well "1" what exactly? One year. Fnaf will be real in one year. "well what about fnaf 1, 2, 4, and 5??" Well, my dear child, those took place before the term "FNaF' was coined by Scott Cawthon. But now that the term has been popularized, we can safely say that fnaf will be real in one year.

I’m a huge fan of 1984, especially the writing of the characters and dialogue in it. There was a girl I liked at school, and I tried to think of the smartest and most clever way to ask her out. I decided to be like Winston, telling her how much I used to hate her and how I wanted to rape her and smash her head into a wall. However, instead of being wooed like I expected, she got mad at me and told the Principal and said I was “sexually harassing” her. It’s clear she just wasn’t intelligent enough for me and was embarrassed. However, no one wanted to hear my reasoning. I’ve been given detention and my parents have been informed, and despite how I’m clearly in the right everyone seems to think I’m some weirdo now. This truly is a dystopian society we live in......

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I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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First of all, if you think Geiselle is "gucci", move along. This upper ain't for you. Any company that offers thousands of 35% off coupons and makes rails that bend in a soft breeze ain't gucci.

Do you think LMT is gucci? lol. Maybe once, when they actually had good QC. But now you're impressed by the fact that they landed a rifle contract with a fly spec of a post-USSR country with a military made up of a few hundred likely drunk track suit wearing chain smoking poors? Laughable.

Maybe you are of the opinion that KAC is the top of the line? You'd be right...if you want a basic bitch DI gun that costs as much as a used Honda Civic, and despite being DI, has more proprietary parts than an F-35. You think DI is more reliable than piston? Guess you know better than the entire USMC then, huh?

What we have here, boys and girls, is only for the elite. The cream of the crop. The discerning gunner with a taste for class but a NEED For robustness and maximum reliability. And sexiness.

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This is a brand new Heckler Koch MR556A1 upper. This absolute top of the line piston system upper drops onto ANY AR lower. Blow your load on this thing and drop it on your poverty pony...simply having this upper in your household makes you a better person, and makes your Anderson and Aero lowers worth 100% more.

This upper comes with the HK piston BCG, Charging handle, tungsten buffer, spring and an owners manual, all you need to rock and roll like Seal Team 6 in 2011 on a dark night in Pakistan is a lower, your choice of sights and some ammo. The upper has never been fired or had a round chambered. Use it as is. Build it into an M27 IAR and relive your glory days in service. Cut the barrel to 10.4" and operate like a Frogman. There are no wrong answers...except not owning one at all.

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