As a long time Vegan of 15 years (going on 16 in February) I’d like to come out and expose all you PHONIES. Now I simply ask of you, what is a Vegan? Somebody who doesn’t eat or use anything derived from animals! Now TELL ME, what are humans? Animals, of course! Do you think a vegan who ate a piece of human meat would still be deemed a vegan in the eyes of the veganlords? I really doubt so. Now here’s a little more food for thought, if a vegan swallowed the cum of a horse, are they still a vegan? Now this is where opinions may deviate. “It doesn’t make sense to say someone isn’t vegan if the product isn’t harming the animal”, some may say, “Doesn’t acquiring the cum of the horse imply it was given pleasure and not harmed?” Fair point, but was this exchange consensual in manner? I doubt it, unless you’re operating on zoophile logic. This leads to my final point. REAL VEGANS DON’T GIVE HEAD. That’s right all you cock loving phonies, I’m coming for your asses. “Why must I give up my throat goat title in order to please the enlightened veganlords above us?” Here’s why. Products like eggs and milk, even in fantastical cases where the animals could give consent to them being taken and sold, AREN’T THINGS WHICH REAL VEGANS CAN EAT. Therefore by transitive law, all of you cum guzzlers shouldn’t be calling yourselves vegans either, even if you did get consent to give him the ol’ gobby! The thought that any of you actually thought you were one of us is ridiculous! “But what if my partner pulls out before cumming in my unwashed beej crevice?” Uhhhh, have you not heard of a little thing called precum? I bet you are still a firm believer of the pullout method, your insolence nauseates me.

TL;DR: Vegans of this sub, NO MORE COCKSUCKING!!!1!!!

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JoJo is destroying my life, I saw a school friend of mine being flung into a water tower and bleeding to death and I physically said “JoJo reference”

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Ok, I'm gonna have to be honest, and be straight. Women are inferior gamers to men, they simply cannot compete with us. I say this with equality in mind, because they shouldn't try to get on our level. They'll just embarrass themselves. Not only in gamer spirit, which they are severely lacking, but also physically. Their fingers and wrist cant comprehend the difficulty a true LOL (that's league of legends for the ladies) gamer has to put up with, showing in the fact that they contract carpal tunnel 3 times faster. Do not see this as an insult, see it as a fact. And facts don't care about your feelings.

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favrrddddddd Hsshittt
Bbbjklppppppg Im fucking shit.
Im fucki? Bjppppgpggggff

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If you target colors like brown or black in Among Us, you are racist. Period. End of story. If you see them kill or vent, it is only right you let them kill you as retribution for discrimination and slavery. Let BIPOC choose their color first before you do, and do not fight back when you are being accused, because you are gaslighting the feelings and experiences of BIPOC. PERIODT

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\[intro\]

Open up gd, go into the the recent section

Pull up a level, already got an erection

I’m at the cube, I grab some lube

All these fuckin 7 stars got my penis hard

(Moan)

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\[The chorus lol\]

This game is a godsend

Got tons of cp, not talking antonsen

So influential it got it’s own economy

Damn sharty lemme dash in yo geometry

(Moan)

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\[cool break\]

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\[verse two\]

My dick got artificial ascension

These levels are hard

So when I die I cope with violent strokes

(Moan)

These squares make my dick bend

A triple spike’s seen more dick then my femboy boyfriend

\[cool buildup\]

Open up gd start playing retention

Right at the dual I have got an erection

I’m at the cube I grab some lube

Holy shit is that the green cat from YouTube?

(Moan)

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\[The chorus again lol\]

This game is a godsend

Got tons of cp, not talking antonsen

So influential it got it’s own economy

Damn sharty lemme dash in yo geometry

(Moan)

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This game is so good, no denial

Got so much cp, guitarherostyles

So influential got a degree in sexology

Damn sharty lemme dash in yo geometry

(Moan)

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\[outro lmao\]

This erection has lasted for 6 hours, I should go see a doctor

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(Moan)

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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


Edit: OP made the post NSFW. thought I’m currently facing criminal charges for sexual harassment and public indecency

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YOU DONT GET IT THE CATGIRLS ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO UNDERSTAND ME. ITS NOT MY FAULT REAL WOMEN CANT HOLD A CANDLE TO ANIME CATGIRLS. WHAT DO REAL WOMEN HAVE? CATGIRLS ARE CUTER, THEY HAVE A TIGHTER PUSSY AND GO INTO HEAT WHERE THEY CANT CONTROL THEMSELVES. THEYRE MY PETS SO THEY CANT SAY NO TO MY SEXUAL ADVANCES UNLIKE REEEAL GIRLS. I DONT NEED REALITY I HAVE NEKO PARA NYA!~ UwU

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thank god. thank god. we are talking about adult stan. he needs to be DEAD and also who even picked his hairstyle omg hes so cringe and bad and stupid i hate him so much. he is also a whiskey consultant like thats super gross . also he literally justifies it like “I AM NOT CHUG BEER AND WINE!!! ITS CALLED A SMORGISVINE AND ITS VERY CULTURAL” 🤓🤓👨🏻 shut the fuck up nobody like you fuckinf absolute he’s always trying to justify his bs to his VIRTUAL WIFE like this is why he is balding .i hope he gets like hate in the next south park season 25 episode or trips down the stairs i will be so happy when the day finally come . literally he’s such a fucking dumbass like nobody cares about your “smorgishvine” or however you spell it or scotch or something like that like nobody gives a shit. and can we talk about that hairline . that damn hair like who did YOur HAIR? BUTTERS STOTCH?!?!?

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Now that i think of it

Futa ankha would be quite a big one

I dont mean by size but by sheer stamina

In the original ankha zone, the guy is literally all the way to her womb and she just keeps bouncing on him even makes the screen shake a bit, when he cums she just pulls it out and immediately shoves it up her ass and doesnt even flinch as if she wasnt shoving a dick big enough to bash her cervix right up her ass and she just keeps going not even slowing down. All of that while she almost seemed bored from it

And the sex is longer than the video as the screen fades to black and she doesnt even seem to slow down a bit, so it implies that she kept going at it for possibly hours. She literally uses magic so the guy can keep going because halfway through he is basically dead, and once again its implied she did this more than once

So give her a dick and she becomes a dangerous being

Yes i just did an essay on ankha zone

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Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.

Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is.

Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock."

I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, then I've got a real problem.

Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my cock!

What is it with these homos? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me?

Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them.

I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those *fantastic* boots?

It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock. I've even started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife–even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can't seem to stop thinking about.

Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my cock, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop.

I've tried all sorts of things to get them to stop, but it has all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, neck, chest and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes?

I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures–like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that.

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no, absolutely not

He should seduce her, they start dating, eventually getting married with 3 kids, they travel the world together, with stable jobs, once they get to their death beds, the man should say “Babe, remember when you punched me in the face that one time?” he smiles, the last smile she’ll ever see as he reaches for the plug to her life support, despite this, she still survives, he then sees her rip her skin off, she smiles, and says “This is for the time you broke my $62,000 vase that had been in my family since 1946.”

The woman is his mother, who was presumed dead when he was only 5, “Say goodbye Carter, you little shit” and his life support is unplugged.

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It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his man pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot dick lustfully forcing into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Going indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream.

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You ever think about how force users would be the best sex workers ever? They could use force choke or force lightning on their kinky clients, while giving force handjobs to more normal ones.

They could also use the force to enhance their sexual abilities and use the force to enlarge their sexual organs.

They could even cause orgasm with the force if they wanted to Imagine Yoda's massive 24 inch throbbing green cock he hid beneath that robe of his

Obi-Wan Kenobi? More like Obi-Wan CanBlowMe. Anyways, I too enjoyed this.

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I'm an intellectual! Let me explain my claim, and when I do, you'll believe that my claim is a statement, an honest one at that! So let's begin. **I don't know what Pfizer is.** Yes, that's right. You heard me correctly. No no, you don't have a hearing problem, you heard me very much correctly! I was once asked "Pfizer?" and I said "What is that?? 🤔" And once again, I must clarify, I was NOT being sarcastic, I was NOT being comedic, I was NOT joking around in any way, I really don't and didn't know what this "Pfizer" is!!!!! BUT, before you judge me! Listen here, I AM AN INTELLECTUAL for not knowing what Pfizer is!!! You see, I'm not exposed to the government's falsified products, and above that I'm also not STUPID enough to fall for these classic tactics the government plays which all of YOU idiots fall for!!! Do you really not understand my perspicacity and farsightedness? I am above you, quite definitely. Oh and by the way, just so you know, I scored 136 IQ points on a government IQ test!

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what do you even see in him

hes so scrunkly scribblydoinky poinky bipsy tootsy goopsit badointy tiepnsy scroglldoindy bip bop boppie goggly dinty scruggly duggly biggly bampidonty dougly ditsy goopsie scaboinky pipupsy datootsit bipopsi crisponkly binky bonky

[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FG-i-FEXoAgZ6WQ.png](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FG-i-FEXoAgZ6WQ.png)

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Qur'an is the First Blockchain system that secures its contents by having both the memorizers and the same Mushaf Rasm Uthmani. MashaAllah

TIL: Islam has created the first blockchains system for the Qur'an by having the Hafidz and Hafidzah memorizes the Qur'an.

MashaAllah. May Allah bless them all, and us to be able to be among them as well. Aamiin😇

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No, I will not stop calling myself a woman because I have a uterus. No, I will not call myself a birthing person. No, I will not pretend that trans women have a similar experience as a woman to my experience as one.

I cannot believe we are expected to cater to .001% of the population in order to preserve their feelings, because being called a woman for having a vagina offends them. Personally, now this is just my opinion, but I feel like maybe given the history of women and the lack of rights and respect given to us for the last, gee, I dunno 1000 YEARS, I think it is absolutely ridiculous to allow people to demean us and reduce us to our biological parts. I’m sorry, but if I go into a doctor’s office and get called a “birthing person,” it’s on sight.

I’m over it. OFFICIALLY

Edit: Ooooh y’all are MAD!!! Sorry but I am sick of being a fucking doormat and letting people treat women like shit YET AGAIN. I have literally nothing against trans people. Could not care less that they are trans. I think it’s great to be yourself; but spend 5 minutes on Twitter or TikTok and you will understand the animosity many transgender women show toward bio women. This is the source of the anger. If you don’t get it, then it isn’t about you. Move on and cry me a river, I’m not apologizing! lmao

Edit 2: If you aren’t a woman, then I don’t give a shit abt your opinion. The door is waiting for you

Edit 3: To those of you complaining abt how this is a non-issue and us women just HAAAATE trans girls, tell me again how this misogyny toward women is all in my head while the 7 people in my DMs tell me to kill myself LMAO

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa FUCK PISS SHIT

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