Don't ever insinuate that I am not a prime defender of your freedom; don't ever question my societal position.

Don't ever insinuate that I am not a highly-trained warrior, and/or that I am not a 10-year+ academic.

There are gentlemen in society who eat little cock-sucking pussies like you for breakfast: people like me, who can and do "do it all." You forget that the military takes an oath (I've taken two) to defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic. Financial terrorists at the highest level, and those who have correlated themselves with our federal government, are the enemy; I would sacrifice these things to fight against this violation of the constitution.

Not only that, but this is personal. As an investor for over a decade; I have been a part of more conspiracies than just the GameStop fiasco. Y'all are just rookies in this fight. This has been ongoing for me, since before the great Recession.

If you want more time (if you think you are even deserving of more of a response from a tyrannosaurus rex like me) then you are ever-more revealing of your position as a SHILL. Inflation is the enemy here, and with an egregiously-low interest rate, hedgies are beating retail two timers over. Inflation AND the decline in the GME price.

If you want my transcripts, fitreps, and/or pictures, all you had to do was ask. Instead, you have made yet another enemy for yourself.

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aooga

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Okay so, you have criticism? Send them to the suggestion forum, barely anyone ever sends anything there. I've noticed its because a lot of people would rather complain than give criticism because it's easier than having to actually think about how to implement suggestions.

If someone was banned, warned, striked etc whatever, then we have a valid reason based on what the rules are. If they weren't, then they're owed an explanation and removal of said punishment but that comes from a discussion between user and staff.

You're allowed to hate staff, dislike us, etc. But if you're going to expect change you have to provide info. You can't just go "I hate this grr" and expect literally anything to come of it. Help us to help you rather than just being angry and not helping anyone let alone your friends.

Things aren't perfect, and they won't ever be. But I want to help make things more fair so please leave your suggestions in the suggestion forum (found on the official page). Also realize that there will always be more to a story than just one side and unless said user gives us permission we aren't allowed to tell you anything except if something is the truth, a lie or untrue.

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i can kick you and you will die immediately, i can kick you once and you will literally disintegrate. Do you want to square off infront of robinsons I can kick you and your whole body will stop existing. youre cells will die one by one and your brain will literally shutdown. youre entire human anatomy will disintegrate in a chain reaction. your skeleton will literally crumple and this is all because you wanted to square me off infront of robinsons you actual shitsucker of a baby googoogaga go fuck yourself

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So, let me get started. Soup is very popular to have for lunch at my school. In fact, it is so popular that every teacher and student (minus me, who doesn’t eat lunch at school) buys a bowl of soup for lunch. Cooking was coming up as a class later in the week, and we would make soup then. Now I, for some reason, thought it was funny if I put the highly infectious PathOwOgen (a disease that turns the infected person into a furry) into the soup, for reasons even I cannot understand. So I ordered powdered samples of the PathOwOgen, made it red-ish with red food coloring and put the end result into a chili powder bottle, mixing it with a little chili powder for when the cooking teacher decides to taste the soup, he will notice the slight spicy taste. Tomorrow will be cooking class for me, and then, I will update on how it all went down.

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I masturbate and watch porn for around 3-4 hours a day. I spend around two hours just browsing through random girls social media accounts on Instagram and TikTok. And whenever I go outside, I can't help but stare at every girl I see because they are just so good looking.

This isn't normal. I need help, and I don't know what to do about it.

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It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cm-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dck was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect c0ck into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my d!ck in his boy pssy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot pen!s being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i go outside again and be with Dream.

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Pardon for my inexcusably poor understanding of the Anglo-Frisian-Germanic language, and thus regional dialects, known by native speakers as "English". Indeed I do give my upmost effort to educate myself and better my understanding and thus comprehension of such an unusual yet widely used modern foreign language, but alas my efforts have so far encountered nothing but limited success. The combinations of both Latin and Germanic lexis have so far proved to be a serious tribulation for my progress.

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Before we continue, it is of upmost importance that I state my location of residence as to clarify why my linguistic skills are so substandard. I reside in the sovereign state recognised by the United Nations, and thus the international diplomatic sphere, as "The French Republic", colloquially our title is simplified to just "France" for ease of use purposes. Now you may be considering the stereotype that us Frenchmen are reluctant to undertake the studying of languages, and indeed you are in fact correct, the opposite is true of our neighbours to the North East of Alsace and Lorraine, called Germans.

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Now you are probably considering the, lets face it, obvious possibility that English isn't my first Language. This is also a correct statement, quite predictably, my mother tongue is in fact in "French" language, though I can also competently converse in the languages known in the Anglo sphere as: "German", "Mandarin", "Korean", "Latin", "Old Norse", "Hanajii" and "Proto-Luganian Celtic" The latter of which I take great pride in understanding.

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However, I do not share such linguistic capabilities and expansive lexicon in my understanding of "English", so therefore I must once again profusely apologise for my such poor use of the vocabulary, Grammar and other such linguistic factors that one must consider in this context. Anyways here's the comment i wanted to make:


lmao

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Throwaway for obvious reasons.

Recently I’ve heard of NFTS and wanted to be part of the community. I decided to buy an nft that resonated with me. After 2 hours scrolling through the horse section, I found it. A 4k majestic horse cock (I was already drooling). One thing got to another and I stated having an emotional connection to it and decided to buy it.

My father (32m) isn’t doing great on cash but I thought we could manage. This is the part I think I might be TA, I didn’t show him the horse cock before hand. Anyways I took his credit card and spent the 7k on it with no regrets at the time. This is this part things stated getting hot.

I printed the Horse cock nft and pinned it to my wall. Again things go hot and I started cumming to it as a cum tribute. I then started thrusted in it. Another reason I think i might be the asshole is that i didn’t let my 5k Asuna anime body pillow (my gf) have it. I’ve had my Asuna body pillow ever since i was 16 so would say we like each other. My final reason on my I think I the asshole is that I didn’t buy a more expensive one. I had to cut this down under the 3k word limit (spent too much time writing about the horse cock).

EDIT: It seems i’m the asshole for not buying a more expensive horse cock(my own judgment).

EDIT 2: I’ve bought a 20k horse cock.

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i have finally found a suitable alternative to women. other then my 36 terabytes of fortnite porn of course. i met him on one of the rare occasions i went outside of my house. he was wearing short shorts that showed off his bulge and ass, a crop top and thigh highs. as it turns out, he hates women too, as they are competing against him for other men. i used to hate the gays, but i realized they had no need for women, and realized i was attracted to femboys, as well as breeding slaves (femoids). as i shower (i am a gentleman of course, women don’t appreciate that) we talked more. for once i didn’t want to kill a person. he understood me. we soon had sex. he fucked me with his monster femboy cock. we then watched ben shapiro videos. tomorrow we will go harass women and minorities. i think i may have my first boyfriend!

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my first sexual experience.

3 years ago when I was 14 I was riding my horse on my dads farm while my family were away. I went to go put my horse back in the stable when I noticed his large penis was hard. I decide to touch it and it turned me on so then started jerking it then all of a sudden its penis started pulsing and I got covered in its cum.

I then went up to another horse and started to suck its penis. At that point I knew what I was doing was wrong but I couldn’t stop. The horse then came in my mouth so I swallowed it down. I lead the horse to a crate where i sat on my back with my legs open. I then continues to insert its penis into my vagina and then with no help at all it started to thrust.It felt so good, then it came inside me and the warm cum felt so good. after that i went back inside to clean off. I thought to myself its all over just forget about it.

Then a couple weeks ago we got a new horse this one was female. So again my family went out and I decided I would treat the new horse to some fun so i fisted it and licked its vagina till it came all over me like a bucket of water.

YOU MAY SAY ITS WRONG BUT YOU HAVE NOT TRIED IT.

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Fuck you, you stupid cunt. You are a piece of fucking shit. Do not tell people what they think and insult them in public. Your can tell me what you fucking think you small-minded piece of crap. But don’t tell me what I think and then insult me in public when you’re fucking wrong… You got your facts wrong: you got your timing wrong; you got your thinking wrong; and you’re a fucking piece of shit.
You should not live in a world with other nice people. Because I have a feeling you’re just as much of a piece of shit when you go home. I bet your family hates your fucking guts behind your back. I guarantee it, with that kind an attitude. The fact that you can come after me with your fucking imaginary problems, put them in my head, and them blame them for me, means that your family is probably getting the same treatment. I feel sorry for your husband. I hope your husband is watching, because he’s agreeing with me right; he’s nodding with me. Yes, you are an imaginary, shit stirring. Probably a narcissist, piece of shit. That’s what I think of you.

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Ok hear me out, and stop typing "PEDO" or whatever in the comments, I know you wanna.

I don't know how I went down this rabbit hole but I decided to look into the porn industry, not for me but just out of fascination. But their lack of regulation and the horror stories that almost every pornstar told, just made me genuinely sick. Hearing things about how much non-consensual activity goes on and about how it destroys the actor/actresses careers later in life, is just not okay.

The porn industry is just not acceptable in its current condition.

But it's also something I've become accustomed to having in my life so, while it didn't feel great consuming standard porn, I wanted some kind of substitute.

Enter hentai... God I feel horrible saying this, BUT ITS TRUE. Hentai manages to eliminate the unusually high chance of sexual assault in the industry by well... getting rid of the people, and allows for anonymity for the aritist(s), making it a lot less destructive for them.

However, I also can't deny that hentai has its own problems. It tends to be a lot more kinky, in the sense that it allows more extreme fetishes. Naturally this might emphasis the already large problem with standard pornography, that it romanticizes unrealistic experiences.

I'm sure it has other problems that I can't think of, and I'm sure the artists aren't treated great in a lot of cases, but sadly that tends to be the case with artists in any situation. But I feel the pros outweigh the cons.

TL:DR I believe hentai eliminates a lot of problems with the porn industry by not having actors/actresses.

Edit: A lot of people made good points, though I still believe I'm correct. I've got to go now, so expect fewer replies.

Edit 2: OK so, here is how my view has changed. A lot of the discussion shifted towards how porn is consumed rather than my intention which was to talk about how its produced. Still there were some great subjects brought up. I think the main takeaway is that we should all be aware of what we consume, in regards to how it effects both ourselves and those who produce it.

However, I still believe in a watered down less clickable version of my title which is: Animated porn is more ethically produced than standard real life porn.

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Heinrich Himmler spent most of his time cooped up in his study doing paperwork. He took a few breaks, and even during those moments he was busy. Perhaps it was a trip to the bathroom, or heartfelt conversation over the phone with his daughter Gudrun.

There was always something that demanded his attention. But there was one thing in particular that ruled the forefront of his mind. That was his subordinate, Reinhard Heydrich.

What was so important about this man? Maybe it was the way he carried himself, or his Aryan complexion? Himmler always found himself to be intimidated by the Obergruppenführer. This figure seemed to tower over him at times. Heydrich became Himmler's shadow.

Those cold blue eyes and blonde hair haunted the Reichführer everyday. So strange how these features sat on a wide and feminine frame. Himmler didn't want to admit it, but he knew deep down that Heydrich would stop at nothing to get what he wanted, and that scared him.

The Reichsführer thought he understood his fears. Throughout his life, he tried to give the impression that he was on top. But in reality, he was at the bottom of it all.

The doors to the Reichsführer's study swung open. Heydrich pushed his way through the doors and marched right over to Himmler's desk. Startled, the pen in Himmler's hand snapped. Heydrich stared down at his superior. His body, enveloped by the charcoal cloak of the Allgemeine SS.

"We need to talk. It cannot wait." Heydrich demanded. His tone was unnerving.

Himmler took a deep breath before speaking. "Okay... Fine. What is so important that you pester me for the millionth time this week?"

Heydrich did not respond with words, only with actions. Like a beast he pulled Himmler out of his chair and pulled him over the desk.

"My god! What is wrong with you Heydrich?!" Himmler yelled. He was shocked and annoyed. Heydrich firmly held Himmler by his shoulders and positioned him to where he was propped up on the desk like a doll. What was going through Heydrich's mind? The man just stared at him with hunger in his eyes. He was desperate to say something, but his body moved before his mind. Himmler tried to adjust his glasses, but Heydrich let go of Himmler's shoulders and grabbed him by the wrists.

"Ow>!O!<! W-What is this?! I don't understand this!" Himmler yelped. The grip was painfully tight.

"You are not scared like I thought you would be... Let's change that." Heydrich forced Himmler onto his back, but this was not done without struggle. Himmler tried to free himself from Heydrich's stronghold, but to no avail. Heydrich stood over the Reichsführer and leaned in close. Heydrich put a hand over Himmler's mouth then proceeded to kiss the man's neck. Himmler squirmed about, but it was no use, he was not strong enough to overpower the beast that stood before him.

A cold sweat began to form on the Reichführer's face. He mumbled through Heydrich's hand.

"What was that?" Heydrich paused for a moment. He removed his hand from Himmler's mouth and grinned down at him. "Yes, no, whatever you decide to say, it is all the same to me." Heydrich chimed as moved his hands downward. Then Himmler let out a quick gasp. His eyes widened in response to Heydrich firmly groping him.

"Are you hard because you are scared or turned on?" He said mockingly. Himmler tried to squeeze his legs closed but there was no getting rid of the Obergruppenführer. Instead, Heydrich forced them open.

"This is mine... I own you Heinrich." Heydrich undressed the bottom half of Himmler's uniform. All but his tunic and undershirt were left. There was no need for the trousers or jackboots. They got in the way of Heydrich's fun. And strangely enough, Himmler had ample opportunity to hop off the desk and escape. But Heydrich's presence paralyzed him.

"Now... Let me show you something..." Heydrich smiled and looked down at himself. His trousers fell to his ankles and his soldier was standing at attention. Himmler swallowed nervously. He saw it clear as day. Heydrich moved in between the Reichführer's dainty legs and pressed himself up against Himmler. Heydrich closed his eyes and groaned.

"Do you feel that Heinrich?"

"..." Himmler nodded meekly.

"I would pleasure you, but that's not important to me..." Heydrich started to massage himself while staring directly into the Reichführer's eyes. Then Himmler let out a squeak and jumped.

"O-Oh! OW!"

With a quick snap of the hips, Heydrich forced himself inside Himmler. The strain on Himmler's face was visible. All the color and personality drained from his face.

"S-Stop! It REALLY hurts!!"

Despite Himmler's pleas, Heydrich kept thrusting violently. A feral monster had taken over. The Obergruppenführer growled and moaned. He scratched and clawed, leaving his mark. Himmler became part of Heydrich’s territory. He grabbed at Himmler's hips and pulled them close. Himmler tried to grab onto something for support, but there was nothing. He kept reaching, reaching, and reaching, until a strange feeling struck his body. Whatever it was felt intense. He did not allow it, but his body had no choice. He groaned weakly.

"Oh..." He closed his eyes and felt something. The warm sticky liquid on his stomach was his own. But the whole experience was wrong. His mind said no, but his body was not his own. And not long after he finished, so did Heydrich. As the Obergruppenführer spilled his seed, a look and feeling of bliss coursed through him.

After the feeling died down, Heydrich pulled out and wiped himself off on Himmler’s uniform. He smiled down at Reichsführer and inspected the damage. A mixture of blood and Heydrich's fluid oozed out of Himmler’s hole.

“Hmm… I should have used my words instead, but seeing you like this is more satisfying.” Heydrich pulled up his pants and he returned to his normal state. Heydrich gave Himmler a light pat on the head, before taking his leave.

The Reichsführer remained in his study alone, with nothing but fear.

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Once there lived a horny man,

Who had himself a master plan,

“The queen herself, I’ll suck her breasts!”

His friends cried “Surely sir, you jest!”

But he did not, for here’s the thing,

He had a friend close to the king.

“My friend, my friend, listen, you must,

for I have found this magic dust.

‘twill itch when placed upon her tit,

I’ll claim your spit can surely cure it.”

“Oh, my friend, you’ve made my day!”

And how much do you ask for pay?”

“100 gold should do the trick"

"It will be paid after I lick.”

And so, it went; just as discussed

He went and spread that magic dust.

With honeyed words, and lots of luck

The king allowed the man to suck.

But when the man was asked to pay

He laughed and cried “Do go away!

for I will not hold up my end,

You have been played, my valued friend!”

“You cheating knave! You will not pay?

You’ll learn to not treat *me* this way!”

He cursed, he screamed, but then he saw,

The king’s open underwear drawer.

He put dust in his underwear

And said, “My friend can help you there!”

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**Bad Word Quantity**

cum 732

fuck 693

jizz 717

shit 747

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i hope people who actually created samsung they die

i have enever taken the case outside of my house, neither have taken the phone outside and it started saying it was "wet" how does a phone that has never been outside the house, that has never been out is saying it is "wet" i have tried diferent chargers and again the phone has never been outside the house, never touched a sink, is wet? i hope they die for making a shity ass phone, seriously

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tw// swears, caps

NFTphobia is one of the single biggest problems on this website without a fucking doubt. The unchecked amounts of hate, threats, and harassment that we POC (people of crypto) have to face on an everyday basis is crushing. Join me in trying to #StopNFTphobia

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If you obsess over people you don't know - kill yourself. This isn't a joke, this isn't a funny, this isn't me trying to make you laugh, I seriously hope you choose to end your life. I want you to put your arm on a table, grab a razor, cut down your vein longways to a point your trying to hold your arm meat together knowing you've fucked up. If you obsess over people you'll never see, never speak to, never touch then kill yourself. They don't know you exist, you're just a fucking creep, you're just a socially inept fucking retard who probably suffered abuse - kill yourself please. They will NEVER know you breathe air on this earth, they will NEVER see your countless stupid fucking compliments about them. You're ugly, you suffered abuse, you're broken mentally, you're not worth saving. You are a waste of food and water. Just know that I'm one of the many people who despise your existence. Please, for mother earth and everybody around you, kill yourself.

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These "Femboys" have ruined my life

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY IS THIS SUBREDDIT SO FUCKING HORNY FOR FUCKING FEMBOYS!! I GO ON TO REDDIT AND SIT DOWN EXPECTING TO SEE FUNNY MEMES BUT NO IT'S JUST FEMBOYS! I THE FEMBOYS ARE TAKING OVER REDDIT!!

EVERY FUCKING POST ON THIS SUBREDDIT IS JUST: FEMBOY! FEMBOY! FEMBOY! I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THE FEMBOYS! I LOVE FEMBOYS! I WANT A FEMBOY TO FUCK ME IN TBE ASS! I LOVE FEMBOYS! GOD I WANT A FEMBOY!

THIS GODAMN SUBREDDIT TRYING TO MAKE ME FUCKING GAY! IT ALL STARTED WITH THAT PICTURE OF ASTOLFO!!! HOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE WAS A BOY HE LOOKED FEMININE AND I'M NOT GAY! I WAS SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO AN ANIME CHARACTER THAT LOOKS FEMININE SO IT'S NOT GAY!! YOU KEEP ON SHOWING ME THESE HOT GIRLS BUT THEN SUPRISE THEY'RE ACTUALLY A BOY!

I DECIDED TO MASTURBATE TO GAY PORN (just to make sure I was 100% straight) BUT THEN I END UP EJACULATING EVERYWHERE!!! I TRY AGAIN AND AGAIN BUT I KEEP EJACULATING EVERY TIME SO I ASK REDDIT HOW TO MAKE SURE I'M STRAIGHT AND THEY TELL ME TO HAVE GAY SEX AND IF I ENJOY IT I'M GAY (makes sense). I THINK THAT'S GOOD ADVICE I'LL GIVE THAT A TRY SO I ASK MY FRIEND IF HE WANTS TO HAVE SEX

AND THAT MOTHERFUCKER SAYS THAT I'M FUCKING GAY!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! I'M DOING THIS TO PROVE TO MYSELF THAT I'M NOT GAY!! I TRY TO CONVINCE HIM BUT HE JUST KEEPS CALLING ME GAY (FUCKING ASSHOLE).

EVENTUALLY I COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THE ONLY WAY TO KNOW IF I'M ACTUALLY GAY IS TO SHOVE SOMETHING UP MY ASS AND IF I ENJOY IT THEN I'M FOR SURE GAY BUT I END UP FUCKING ENJOYING IT SO FOR A LITTLE BIT I SIT THERE THINKING "I'm definitely gay" BUT I GO ON REDDIT AND THEY SAY THAT IT'S NOT GAY TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS AS LONG AS IT'S A WOMAN FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS!! SO I'M NOT GAY FOR WANTING TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS!!

THE NEXT DAY MY MOM HEARS ME TALKING TO MY FRIENDS AND SHE TAKES MY PHONE AWAY BECAUSE SHE HATES IT WHEN I TALK TO PEOPLE ON THE PHONE. AFTER SHE TAKES THE PHONE SHE STARTS IGNOREING ME SO I THINK SHE FOUND THE GAY PORN I SAVED ON MY PHONE!! I START PANICKING AND TELL HER THAT I'M NOT ACTUALLY GAY FOR HAVING GAY PORN ON MY PHONE AND THAT I WAS JUST DOING IT TO MAKE SURE I WAS STRAIGHT!! SO I'M PROBABLY TALKING ABOUT HOW I'M NOT GAY AND HOW BEING ATTRACTED TO FEMBOYS ISN'T GAY AND SHE'S SOBBING THE WHOLE TIME. I'M THINKING THAT MY MOM WAS SO HAPPY I'M NOT GAY THAT SHE WAS MOVED TO TEARS BUT GUESS WHAT

TURNS OUT SHE HAD NO FUCKING IDEA I HAD GAY PORN SAVED TO MY PHONE AND SHE JUST HEARD ME RAMBLE ON ABOUT HOW NOT GAY I AM AND HOW I'M NOT GAY FOR BEING ATTRACTED TO ANIME BOYS IN SKIRTS OR ANIME GIRLS WITH GIANT COCKS! NOW MY MOM AVOIDS ME AT ALL TIMES AND THE ONLY REASON I CAN USE REDDIT IS BECAUSE I NEED MY COMPUTER FOR SCHOOL!!!

SO YEAH FEMBOYS HAVE RUINED MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE!!! I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY AT THIS SUBREDDIT FOR ALMOST MAKING ME FUCKING GAY!!

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