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The chairwoman of the FCC (Federal Communications Commission) is here.
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The chairwoman of the FCC (Federal Communications Commission) is here. After a lengthy review, she has requested that this server be taken down for the following crimes:

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\- bullying

\- censorship

\- NSFW content in non-NSFW channels from time to time

\- unfair and unjust moderation

\- generally being a group of people who need to get off discord

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Thank you for your cooperation.

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I just got misgenderd... by a GAME
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There's no typo there. It was by the game itself. Not some twat gamer. I played singer player mode.

I was very excited when I finally bought Cyberpunk 2077. I was able to be myself--a transwoman-in
the game. I selected the female body, a great haircut, etc.-- all to look as similar to myself as possible.
But of courses me being a transwoman, I have a "deeper" voice, so I selected the "male" voice, which
is closer to my actual voice. It felt a bit odd, but it didn't bother me too much.

But here comes the shitstorm. One NPC in the game called me "man". First, I thought, it's probably
some phrase that don't have a feminine version. But-- I lived in the US for five years, and I was certain
that the word "man" in that phrase could absolutely be replaced by "woman". That's a bit odd. Or
maybe the character wasn't American? He frequently used Spanish words in his sentences. I don't
know. Anyways, I gave it some leeway-- maybe the NPC was designed to be a cunt.

But no. I was wrong. I was so wrong. Every NPC in the game called me "man", "Mr.", "boy", etc.
WITHOUT EXCEPTIONS. And as it turned out, your pronouns in the game is NOT tied to you bodyshape
or genitalia, it's to your voice. This hurts so much. And everyone in the trans community knows what it
feels. I think it's absolutely ridiculous that a game first celebrated for its trans-inclusiveness would
firstly NOT have they/them pronouns--and connecting your gender to your voice.

I apologise if it sounded like I'm just venting my frustrations.

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Why is Ben Shapiro kinda hot? (Short copypasta I made to torture my friend)
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So last night I felt like hating myself and I decided to watch a video from Ben Shapiro. While watching it I noticed that he looks a bit squishy and soft looking. Honestly? Kinda cuddlable ngl. He has a very adorable face shape and while his voice is annoying it's also kinda endearing. His tiny posture makes it perfect for picking him up and hugging him all day long and his supple lips are so kissable. The rest of the night I imagined him as a cat maid submitting to me and I found the thought so hot. I wish that Ben Shapiro would be my cutesy little kitty. Am I wierd? Does anyone else agree that Ben is kinda hot?

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Wtf is up with the dicks?
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This might be really irrelevant to some of you but i get tired of scrolling down this subreddit to look at dicks getting drilled, cut off, eaten, found in food, and getting punctured at every fucking angle there possibly is. Can we stop posting dicks and start posting more beheadings.

Technically a cut off dick is also a “beheading”. But I get what you mean… Checkmate haha

Ik its a gore sub but you dont find it crazy how many videos there are of penises being tortured? How tf do they even find those videos

It’s gore, but a specific type of gore.

This is a general gore sub, and the amount the sexual gore isn’t appropriate; if we wanted this to be a cock and ball torture sub, it should have been made with that purpose lmao

Dick gore in a general gore sub is fine, dick gore every two post in a general gore sub is not

It’d be like going to a chicken shop , but 90 percent of what they have on the menu is chicken feet, is it really just a general chicken shop at that point , or a shop for chicken feet

everyone has something they think is awful. personally i hate shotguns to the head and rape victims that are nude. but i’m not gonna ask people to not post that stuff i just don’t look

Thats not the problem. The problem is that every other damn post theres a mf mutilating his fucking penis. If you as a man dont find that uncomfortable than youre weird af.

To be fair, I don’t have a penis. And the vagina mutilation, makes me very unhappy. But hey, we’re all here cause we wanna make ourselves kinda uncomfortable. Amiright?

…with the one exception of a serial killer who’s no doubt floating around somewhere.

I scrolled through these kind of subreddits so many times that im just used to seeing dicks getting drilled,heads being chopped off, dismemberments etc

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found on r/teenagers
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The average human penis (5.16") takes about two tablespoons of blood to become erect. Coincidentally, hamsters have about two tablespoons of blood total. I'd like to propose that we measure penis size, not by inches, but by how many hamsters it takes to become erect. All in favor, say 'aye'.

https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/s6s8ml/the_average_human_penis_516_takes_about_two/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share link to original

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Viva la hentai (NSFW)
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I used to rule Hentai
Collectors would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I beat alone
Sweep the channels I used to own

I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy’s typing
Listened as the crowd would sing
Now the old Hentai king is dead long live the Hentai king
One minute I held the key
Next the servers were closed on me
And I discovered that my collection stand
Upon pillars of saturation and pillars of spam

I hear Nhentai bells a-ringing
Weeb cavalry choirs are singing
Be my collector and my hunter
Missionaries in a furry server
For some reason I can’t explain
Once hentai'd gone there was never
Never an honest word
And that was when I ruled the Hentai

It was a wicked and wild wind
Blew down the bans to let me in
Shattered members and the sound of drums
People couldn’t believe what I’d become
Revolutionaries wait
For my hentai on a silver plate
Just a puppet on a lonely string
Oh who would ever want to be Hentai king?

I hear Hanime bells a-ringing
Otaku cavalry choirs are singing
Be my Collector, my mod
My missionaries in a furry server
For some reason I can’t explain
I know St Drektar77 won’t call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the hentai

Hear Hentai Haven bells a-ringing
Fujoshi cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mod, my Collector and hunter
My missionaries in a furry server
For some reason I can’t explain
I know St Drektar77 won’t call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the hentai

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Furry porn comment i found on r/askreddit
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Child here. My mom confiscated furry porn that I drew 2 months ago. She was looking through my folders because couldn't find this assignment that was due. She got to the folder. I tried to tear it away from her, but she shoved me and told me to go to my room. So I'm in my room with a knife about to slit my wrist or something and then she calls me back down and yells at me, then hugs me, then asks why I was drawing that, then tells me that she used to draw stuff like that when she was my age but I still shouldn't unless I raise my grades. My 9 yo brother is sitting at the table while this is happening. My mom made me clean out my backpack and threw the porn away. I still sell it at school and my grades are still shit, but I have a 100 in art, so it's not all that bad.

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We are considering everything defamation of character at this point and are getting our legal team involved.
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We are considering everything defamation of character at this point and are getting our legal team involved. You are spewing lies to tens of thousands of people. You know twitch, you claim you know his rep, then you know from them that tyler NEVER reached out to anyone, and AGAIN, just said that to stop the harassment in his chat from jidions viewers. We have clarified everything to you. You are actively bringing harassment to tyler and I right now at the highest level and we are taking this very seriously.

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Somebody sent me this after I said “shut up with your religious nonsense” after he spammed me with cult shit
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You have just insulted me bud, and now you will go to hell. And just you know, hell exists in your mind, and your about to see how small you are by calling me names that upset me. Why do you call me these names, if you want to call me names, I will be at your front door in about 20 minutes, with the police and my German Shepard, do not ever swear at me, call me names and call me nonsense ever again. I am in law enforcement, I will have you thrown in jail for the rest of your life if I ever hear any reports of you threatening anyone or anything on via the internet. Anything you say or do, will be used against you in the court of law. Good luck, and By Forever.

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I just downvoted
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I just downvoted your comment.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:

• ⁠Rudeness towards other Redditors, • ⁠Spreading incorrect information, • ⁠Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

Am I banned from the Reddit?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.

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Its so tiring to see straight people act so straight all the time... (u/iwillsoccerballs)
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Like, really, stop making it your entire personality okay? So many times, I see them writing that they're straight in their tinder or discord profiles, why do they do that?? And stop acting all straight in front of us and trying to push the straightness on kids ffs. They always wear clothes with monochromatic colors like they're forcing us to be straight, just wear normal clothes with some rainbows on them. Oh, and also I'm not straight-phobic, I just dislike straight people trying to do straight stuff.

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NFTs
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Just to try and educate you guys a bit, these aren't just "jpegs." Most of the big name NFTs you see hold actual utility. The apes for example, holding an ape grants you access you real life yacht parties with real life celebrities. They aren't "just pictures" and you guys taking screen shots is only making them more popular. There's a reason they cost 200k. Also the screen shot is not hurting anyone, and it just proves you have no idea how blockchain works. You can EASILY prove ownership of a real NFT. Your screen shot on the other hand, not so much
🍝

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Xbox
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Xbox 360? What happened to Xbox 2 and Xbox 3 and Xbox 4 and Xbox 5 and Xbox 6 and Xbox 7 and Xbox 8 and Xbox 9 and Xbox 10 and Xbox 11 and Xbox 12 and Xbox 13 and Xbox 14 and Xbox 15 and xbox 16 and Xbox 17 and Xbox 18 and Xbox 19 and Xbox 20 and Xbox 21 and Xbox 22 and Xbox 23 and Xbox 24 and Xbox 25 and xbox 26 and Xbox 27 and Xbox 28 and Xbox 29 and Xbox 30 and Xbox 31 and Xbox 32 and Xbox 33 and Xbox 34 and Xbox 35 and Xbox 36 and Xbox 37 and Xbox 38 and Xbox 39 and Xbox 40 and Xbox 41 and Xbox 42 and Xbox 43 and Xbox 44 and Xbox 45 and Xbox 46 and Xbox 47 and Xbox 48 and Xbox 49 and Xbox 50 and Xbox 51 and Xbox 52 and Xbox 53 and Xbox 54 and Xbox 55 and Xbox 56 and Xbox 57 and Xbox 58 and Xbox 59 and Xbox 60 and Xbox 61 and Xbox 62 and Xbox 63 and Xbox 64 and Xbox 65 and Xbox 66 and Xbox 67 and Xbox 68 and Xbox 69 and Xbox 70 and Xbox 71 and Xbox 72 and Xbox 73 and Xbox 74 and Xbox 75 and Xbox 76 and Xbox 77 and Xbox 78 and Xbox 79 and Xbox 80 and Xbox 81 and Xbox 82 and Xbox 83 and Xbox 84 and Xbox 85 and Xbox 86 and Xbox 87 and Xbox 88 and Xbox 89 and Xbox 90 and Xbox 91 and Xbox 92 and Xbox 93 and Xbox 94 and Xbox 95 and Xbox 96 and Xbox 97 and Xbox 98 and Xbox 99 and Xbox 100 And Xbox 101 and Xbox 102 and Xbox 103 and Xbox 104 and Xbox 105 and Xbox 106 and Xbox 107 and Xbox 108 and Xbox 109 and Xbox 110 and Xbox 111 and Xbox 112 and Xbox 113 and Xbox 114 and Xbox 115 and xbox 116 and Xbox 117 and Xbox 118 and Xbox 119 and Xbox 120 and Xbox 121 and Xbox 122 and Xbox 123 and Xbox 124 and Xbox 125 and xbox 126 and Xbox 127 and Xbox 128 and Xbox 129 and Xbox 130 and Xbox 131 and Xbox 132 and Xbox 133 and Xbox 134 and Xbox 135 and Xbox 136 and Xbox 137 and Xbox 138 and Xbox 139 and Xbox 140 and Xbox 141 and Xbox 142 and Xbox 143 and Xbox 144 and Xbox 145 and Xbox 146 and Xbox 147 and Xbox 148 and Xbox 149 and Xbox 150 and Xbox 151 and Xbox 152 and Xbox 153 and Xbox 154 and Xbox 155 and Xbox 156 and Xbox 157 and Xbox 158 and Xbox 159 and Xbox 160 and Xbox 161 and Xbox 162 and Xbox 163 and Xbox 164 and Xbox 165 and Xbox 166 and Xbox 167 and Xbox 168 and Xbox 169 and Xbox 170 and Xbox 171 and Xbox 172 and Xbox 173 and Xbox 174 and Xbox 175 and Xbox 176 and Xbox 177 and Xbox 178 and Xbox 179 and Xbox 180 and Xbox 181 and Xbox 182 and Xbox 183 and Xbox 184 and Xbox 185 and Xbox 186 and Xbox 187 and Xbox 188 and Xbox 189 and Xbox 190 and Xbox 191 and Xbox 192 and Xbox 193 and Xbox 94 and Xbox 195 and Xbox 196 and Xbox 197 and Xbox 198 and Xbox 199 and Xbox 200 and Xbox 201 Xbox 202 and Xbox 203 and Xbox 204 and Xbox 205 and Xbox 206 and Xbox 207 and Xbox 208 and Xbox 209 and Xbox 210 and Xbox 211 and Xbox 212 and Xbox 213 and Xbox 214 and Xbox 215 and xbox 216 and Xbox 217 and Xbox 218 and Xbox 219 and Xbox 220 and Xbox 221 and Xbox 222 and Xbox 223 and Xbox 224 and Xbox 225 and xbox 226 and Xbox 227 and Xbox 228 and Xbox 229 and Xbox 230 and Xbox 231 and Xbox 232 and Xbox 233 and Xbox 234 and Xbox 235 and Xbox 236 and Xbox 237 and Xbox 238 and Xbox 239 and Xbox 240 and Xbox 241 and Xbox 242 and Xbox 243 and Xbox 244 and Xbox 245 and Xbox 246 and Xbox 247 and Xbox 248 and Xbox 249 and Xbox 250 and Xbox 251 and Xbox 252 and Xbox 253 and Xbox 254 and Xbox 255 and Xbox 256 and Xbox 257 and Xbox 258 and Xbox 259 and Xbox 260 and Xbox 261 and Xbox 262 and Xbox 263 and Xbox 264 and Xbox 265 and Xbox 266 and Xbox 267 and Xbox 268 and Xbox 269 and Xbox 270 and Xbox 271 and Xbox 272 and Xbox 273 and Xbox 274 and Xbox 275 and Xbox 276 and Xbox 277 and Xbox 278 and Xbox 279 and Xbox 280 and Xbox 281 and Xbox 282 and Xbox 283 and Xbox 284 and Xbox 285 and Xbox 286 and Xbox 287 and Xbox 288 and Xbox 289 and Xbox 290 and Xbox 291 and Xbox 292 and Xbox 293 and Xbox 294 and Xbox 295 and Xbox 296 and Xbox 297 and Xbox 298 and Xbox 299 and Xbox 300 and Xbox 301 Xbox 302 and Xbox 303 and Xbox 304 and Xbox 305 and Xbox 306 and Xbox 307 and Xbox 308 and Xbox 309 and Xbox 310 and Xbox 311 and Xbox 312 and Xbox 313 and Xbox 314 and Xbox 315 and xbox 316 and Xbox 317 and Xbox 318 and Xbox 319 and Xbox 320 and Xbox 321 and Xbox 322 and Xbox 323 and Xbox 324 and Xbox 325 and xbox 326 and Xbox 327 and Xbox 328 and Xbox 329 and Xbox 330 and Xbox 331 and Xbox 332 and Xbox 333 and Xbox 334 and Xbox 335 and Xbox 336 and Xbox 337 and Xbox 338 and Xbox 339 and Xbox 340 and Xbox 341 and Xbox 342 and Xbox 343 and Xbox 344 and Xbox 345 and Xbox 346 and Xbox 347 and Xbox 348 and Xbox 349 and Xbox 350 and Xbox 351 and Xbox 352 and Xbox 353 and Xbox 354 and Xbox 355 and Xbox 356 and Xbox 357 and Xbox 358 and Xbox 359?

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Found on r/196
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realistically theres no way her milkshakes brings ALL the boys to the yard. maybe the ones nearby, but even then, how good could these shakes possibly be? theres like, 4 billion boys. how could even 200 of them fit on her property? what about lactose intolerant ones? theres just too many plot holes for me to really buy into all this

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SELF DEPRECATING HUMOUR
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Self deprecating humor is a gigantic thing, and I’ve never found it funny. People seem to deem themselves comedic geniuses as they spray cum all over the keyboard while grasping their greasy neckbeard, with their even greasier hands. Thinking to themselves “hur hur hur I am such a nasty human being” bathing in their own juices as they fuck off to vomit on their dog. Awful stuff.

What in the actual fuck?!” Thought the man. “How DARE he describe me in such perfection while acting like it’s awful?!?” The man schreeched as he leaned back in, his cumpumped gaming chair compressing under his weight as leftover residue squeezed out of it. “VOMIT DOG! GET OVER HERE! MEAN MAN MAKE ME WANT VOMIT” and so he huffed, and puffed, and sprayed his acidic stomach juices all over his poor dog, the only thing to ever love him..

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dick edge
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i learned if you dont nut fast enough and you just keep jerkin the ween at high speed for like 2 minutes straight your dick gets really sensitive to the point where i almost fucking screamed when the water from the shower hit it

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Darth Maul will have his Sigma Male Dual Bladed Black Dildo…
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I feel inspired. Once I get more money, I'd like to recreate the fight in Star Wars with Darth Maul; perhaps, even hiring Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor, and the dude who played Darth Maul. Every lightsaber would be a huge 3 ft long mega dildo. Darth Maul will have his Sigma Male Dual Bladed Black Dildo, which will be a total length of 6 ft erect. Dual of the Fates will be played on a recorder as the dildos splat and crack in beautiful harmony. It would serve as both an action-erotica film and a social commentary on how the 1% fucks over the world. I think at some point, it will just become a feature length porno or a new homosexual religion for Gen Z. I think I could forever alter lives, hopefully for the worst.

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found this on discord
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i like attack on titan because it is theoretically the most perfect anime in existence, i dont even step outside anymore, all i do is watch attack on titan over and over and over and over again, attack on titan is my life, once attack on titan is finished i plan on killing myself, attack on titan is the only thing i have in this world and when its over theres no reason for me to be here anymore, all i can do is kill myself and hope that i get reborn into the attack on titan universe, i just wish i could see eren jeager and his fat titan nutsack and suck up all his titanic cum

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Comment this text bellow in r/shitposting for a special effect
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Hello, my name is Fuck Kevin Bing (chinese name). I'm a Fortnite player, and let me tell you my based story.

I was born in Belgium in 1984. My dad was from Taiwan and my mother from China, their bussiness was growing grass for feeding pigs.

My first word was fuck, which made my parents go ZAMN as they expected daddy or mommy, but the cringe didn't last forever.

I got a cat at the age of 4, his name was Mister Meow. I remember him eating all my Cheetos and chasing my big brother 's pet koala, while I told him to cum here and stop trying to eat that weeb femboy's pet.

Now at the age of 28, and being a renowned biologist that published a great amount of studies on semen in Britain and the great country of Japan, I have decided to launch an NFT collection with depictions of the amogus and FNAF characters covered in the iconic sticky white substance.

Please downvote this post, as I also hate the automod.

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You're A Beta Male Sonic!
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"You can't catch me! I'm the fastest thing alive!"

Hmph. I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in "speedrunning."

"Huh?"

The reason in the left's lack of work ethic...

"What?"

…('go fast' rather than 'do it right') and, in a Petersonian sense...

"Petersonian?"

…To elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('the fastest hedgehog')…

"Shadow, what the fuck are you talking about?!"

You're a beta male, Sonic.

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