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DIY Nuclear Reactor
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**Current Instructions and Materials**

* **Materials Needed:**
* Radioactive Materials
* **Thorium** (Th釷) - Lantern Mantle’s
* **Lithium** (Li鋰) - Lithium Battery
* **Charcoal** (C碳)
* **Foil** \- Aluminum foil
* **Gas Torch**
* Radioactive Fuel
* **Americium** (Am镅) - Hundreds of smoke detectors
* **Radium** (Ra鐳) -
* Neutron Gun
* **Americium** (Am镅) - Hundreds of smoke detectors
* **Lead Block** (鉛Pb)
* **Foil** \- Aluminum foil
* **Explanation:**
* Neutron Gun
* The Neutron gun makes the radiation more focused and strong in the point where it was pointed, it’s kinda like the x-ray machine, it goes through flesh and metal, so this is the reason that we are using a led block to block radiation from **Americium**
* **Instructions:**
* Radioactive Blocks
* The first burn as many Lantern Mantle’s as possible, you will then get powder-like substance, then wrap it all up with **lithium** from a battery and **charcoal** in **aluminum**, heat it up in a tin can filled with cooking oil, and we’ll get the radioactive **Thorium** fuel we need for the reactor.
* Neutron Gun
* First, dig a hole in the lead block, then insert americium cubes into the lead block, finally, block the hole on the lead block with foil paper, and the neutron gun is finished.
* Radioactive Fuel Core
* Wrap up the Americium and Radium into the foil paper so we could be testing the new product

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r/sangheiliporn
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That sub is so ass. They don't even us real Sangheili anatomy, it's just human bodies with Sangheili hands, feet, and heads! When I want to jack off to Sangheilis I want to jack off to real Sangheilis! Not this Human/Sangheili chimera bullshit! I don't want wierd ass tentacle lips, I want 6 toothed mandibles! I don't want normal human sex I want a backward bending thighjob! I don't want to see a fat Sangeili cock I want to see a voluptuous cloaca! And why are male and female Sangheilis always the exact same size ans color? It's known that female Sangheili are both shorter and paler in complexion! And the comically oversized breasts is ridiculous. I want to fap to a realistic femboy breasted Sangheili, not this milf mommy milker bullshit!

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I have an idea for the Minecraft 2.0 update.
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I have an idea for the Minecraft 2.0 update. We will finally get all the important things that we have been missing for the longest time. After years and years of eating, the player character (most commonly Steve) has eaten lots of food. But, all of this food after all of these years has had nowhere to go. But fret not, because in the biggest update ever Steve will take the biggest shit ever. The more food you have eaten across all of your Minecraft worlds, the more blocks that will slowly slide out of Steve’s gaping anus. The process to obtain this will be fully animated, and these blocks will have a very special property. They are at least a stinky effect that wards off all mobs, Unless of course the mob in particular has the poop kink from the next part of this update. Mobs will now have fully animated breeding animations, Along with kinks. Some animals will get into a breeding state by being hit, others will be attracted to your shit, and this along with possibly more than 50 other kinks. This is the breed and feed update.

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I always jerk it to the beat of megalovania when i hear it
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So, hear me out. Every time I hear MEGALOVANIA (UNDERTALE) (2015) by Robert F. Fox, I start aggressively slamming my ham to the beat. It just feels so good. I can never stop, and I have to get someone to turn the music off. I always imagine sans and his big blue BONEr whenever I hear megalovania and I just wanna nut as soon as I hear it. Now, when I hear any type of megalovania, I cannot help but furiously masturbate. This happens all the time, in train stations, cafés, and even in daycares. Whenever I try to stop, my other hand just grabs my dick and starts yanking it for me. But do I want to stop? NO. I WANNA KEEP DINGING MY DONGER WHILE IMAGINING SANS' BONY ASS JUST SLAMMING AGAINST MY HIPS. I WANT TO SUCK HIS BLUE LIGHTSABER UNTIL IT TURNS RED.

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Book of Boba Fett Episode 5 Plot Leak
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To whom it may concern, Very recently I have happened upon some information of great interest to the Star Wars fandom and am looking for an appropriate outlet to expose this story. I am afraid I cannot release this information via any traditional avenues I have used in the past because Lucasfilm has recently ramped up their rumors security after suffering a humiliating blow following the "civil war" discourse of a few weeks ago. As it happens, there are in fact at this moment two separate war rooms designated specifically to smoke out where these leaks are coming from, one from the Filoni/Favreau camp, the other the Kennedy camp. I can assure you that if I were discovered to be disclosing this information by either party-- our department has taken to nicknaming them "headhunters"-- it would not only mean the loss of my job but that I would almost certainly be placed on a Hollywood blacklist for years to come. My career is very important to me and I would appreciate your utmost discretion in this matter.

Any ties to the traditional rumor outlets, Jedipaxis, MSW, Doomcock, etc, are simply off limits due to being under far too much scrutiny at the moment. The headhunters are relentless and very thorough. Yet, I somehow feel an obligation, almost a moral obligation to tell this story. I did some research and discovered your channel was already in the business of rumors discussion and, moreover, I felt there were certain, let's just say, "overlaps" in our creative preferences for the future direction of LFL. For some background on me: My real name is not Earnshaw Cook, but you can call me that for our purposes. I was hired on by Lucasfilm in what we now in the office refer to as "the Great Boom", which was a surge of staff hires made after the Disney sale in October of 2012. I was brought on in February of '13 as the department almost immediately got to work on concept art and story ideas for the seventh film, which ultimately became known as The Force Awakens. In retrospect, I should have seen these seeds of this civil war at that early stage, when Kennedy vowed to shred up the original Lucas sequel trilogy drafts almost out of the gate. But, I have to admit, I was new to the industry and as a lifelong Star Wars fan I was willing to do almost anything to live out my dream as a contributor of Star Wars content.

Filoni was adamant that the Lucas drafts be adhered to, if nothing else, out of respect for George's vision. But Kennedy convinced Iger that there was a version of Star Wars out there that could maximize profit, if it embraced certain political trends. Bob Iger is not a Star Wars fan, I don't mind telling you. He is a business man first and foremost and he bought into Kennedy's vision, dollar signs in his eyes the entire time. As a consequence, Filoni was sent to the basement in a manner of speaking. He was being punished for speaking out against the new Sheriff in town. They cancelled Clone Wars and Dave really had to scratch and claw his way out to even get Rebels started. Even then his role was limited by Kennedy's overseers. And so things went on this way for several years. Fast forward to the fallout from The Last Jedi. Iger was embarrassed and enraged. Not out of any concern for the Lore or the canon mind you, but strictly for the financial implications. And when Solo flopped, this was all the confirmation Iger needed. He turned to Filoni and Favreau to begin repairing the franchise. (edited)

The Mandalorian came out a few years later and as you know it was a smashing success both commercially and amongst the fanbase. And, really, that should have been all Iger needed to transition away from Kennedey as head of Lucasfilm but here's the rub: Bob is really convinced there is untapped resource in what he calls "the Reylo market". And thus ever the business man, he has allowed Kathleen to stay on, at least for now. Which leads me to the present day. Kathleen Kennedy is so desperate to return to Iger's good graces she has developed a complex though admittedly inspired plan to commandeer the upcoming Book of Boba Fett series, hoping to both capitalize on Reylo sympathies and sink Dave and Jon's project simultaneously by forcefully injecting Reylo content into the Boba series. This would in effect turn off the Boba fans on whom Dave and Jon are depending and delight Reylo fans who are key to Kennedy's success. Do you see the brutal genius here? Her most loyal staffers, I am told, have taken to naming this operation as OPERATION USURPER.

This is the truth: Kennedy is terrified of the Book of Boba Fett. She is certain, as is almost everyone at LFL, that this is going to be a smashing success. Even more so than The Mandalorian. And she knows this will be the final nail in her coffin. One more win like this from Filoni and Favreau and it's game over. But she knows she can't make it fail-- Boba is too popular of a cultural icon. It's a foregone conclusion that it will be successful, really. So she needs to somehow get herself in charge of the project.

And so with that in mind we return to a few weeks ago. My department received notifications that there may be some incoming changes to the script in episode 5 of the Boba series and they may require some concept art. This was surprising to me since episode 5 was pretty much wrapped up weeks earlier-- and it's a banger if I do say so-- and there is no logical reason why it would need any changes. Script changes are not uncommon at all, but believe me when I tell you this episode is flawless and Jon himself has said as much. Later that day, at lunch, I met up with a friend in accounting who mentioned she was having a stressful day trying to abruptly divert massive funds and resources to Pinewood for the weekend, or at least as she put it "something imminent". Now, I don't really have access to LFL logistics, I'm not that far up the ladder. But any major project that would require the type of budget my friend was talking about is not something that is kept secret at LFL. Everybody talks to everybody on the lower floors and there is no reason to keep secrets from one another. Unless someone with incredible reach was actively trying to keep it secret. In all my years this has never happened. There would never be a need for this to happen. But, as I slowly realized, in all those years there wasn’t a civil war happening at LFL either. Times were different now.

I tried casually asking my friend if I could see an itemized list of these weekend expenses she was talking about and she really had no reason not to show me. There was lots of filming equipment on the manifest, technical details I really know nothing about. But I did see travel expenses for a list of people I didn't recognize. One traveller, named "Brendan Frye", scheduled to fly out that night at 2am, received the highest allotted per diem of the group, by a significant amount. Now, everyone gets a plane ticket and they are all roughly the same price, but if you really want to know who is important to LFL, you need to look at the Per Diems. Who are they paying the most for the simple luxuries of travel? Well this Brendan Frye | had never heard of. How important could he be? Was he some new upstart director or screenwriter I had not heard of? I'm pretty in on the industry so it really did bug me that I hadn't heard of this important player. So I googled him. And guess what-- "Brendan Frye" is the main character of Rian Johnson's first feature film, Brick. I hadnt seen it of course (I'm not a fan), so I didnt put it together right away. But there it was plain as day-- a conspiracy in front of me: Was Rian Johnson being flown to Pinewood Studios to reshoot episode 5 of the Book of Boba Fett under the cover of night by Kathleen Kennedy? And if so why?

So naturally, after I found out about Rian Johnson's post-midnight flight I called Dave up immediately. I used my cell phone because the office phones contain a record of calls going in and out. Dave asked what evidence I had and I sent him some photos | clandestinely took of the budget spreadsheets (I had to bribe my friend in accounting with some mocha frappuccinos -- her favorite) and he hopped on to the next flight to London. (edited)

No naturally I wasn't in London for the confrontation, but I do have a source there-- another one of Dave's moles, actually. (He has a whole network of us). Let's call my source, "Gerald" (not his real name). Well Gerald said Dave arrived late to the filming but he barged in during the filming of what my source called "a total reylo scene". Make of that what you will, if you have the stomach for it. But reportedly Dave had had enough. He told Rian he was putting his foot down and wouldnt allow it any further. Rian had a fit and kept going on about "1.33333333 billion dollars" which is how much The Last Jedi grossed worldwide apparently. But ultimately he did leave the set. Dave, I am told from my animation contacts, is working with ILM to superimpose the faces of this incomplete scene to members of The Bad Batch. Only in this revised version of the scene Crosshair and Hunter won't be kissing each other but performing a warrior ritual (not a food-sharing ritual as I have seen reported on other websites. I don’t know where they got that idea.). Obviously this caused quite a stir back here at the home office in San Fran. On that Monday the place was going gangbusters. Phones were ringing off the hook and the headhunters got to work on finding out who leaked this info to Dave. Fortunately Rian returned to Greece to begin filming on Knives Out 2, so it looks like we're safe for now, but sadly my friend from accounting was let go. "Budget cuts" they told everyone, but I don’t believe that. I think the Headhunters tracked the leak back to her.

Also, and I hope I'm not jumping the gun here, but my source "Gerald" in London hasn't been seen or heard from in 48 hours. Normally, I would say he's just gone on vacation but I have access to all of LFL's employees vacation days and he had used all his days up on a trip to Belize when prices were low due to covid-19. I have called all the hotels in Belize and he has not gotten a room there, unless he's using a pseudonym of some kind. That's all I can really say for now. I will use this email address strictly for this our communication. Don't try to contact me at the office. Thank you. This is naturally a very contentious issue within the walls of Lucasfilm, perhaps even the most contentious. I don't have access to the most current status of this issue, as it is only discussed at the highest levels of the LFL hierarchy, but information does trickle down and this is what I know:

Bob Iger is a prideful man, and does not often like to admit defeat or apologize. This is a philosophy critical to his business leadership worldview. But most important to our purposes, it is a trait that is generally known about him and you can see his personnel try to manipulate this to gain the upper hand over their rivals. Case in point, this bold endeavor Operation Usurper currently underway by Kathleen Kennedy. Her race to produce a Book of Boba Fett series episode directed by Rian Johnson entirely depends on the assumption that once it is broadcast, or even once it is "in the can" so to speak in production terms-- Iger will never reverse it. In that way, the creative path that is laid down first by the creatives that lands will have the most influence over future stories. We've seen this time and again especially with the stories that Dave controls. Kennedy will bulldoze her own story element into it, knowing that once it's out there, Bob will insist it remains in the story. Basically any element of the Filoni-verse that seems suspicious or oddly placed has arrived there in that manner, by Kennedy's back channels.

However, if there's one thing Iger loathes more than back-tracking it's losing money. This is absolutely his only endgame with the franchise. And recently I've noticed a curious change in the type of language Favreau in particular uses to try selling a major canon overhaul to Bob. See, Jon is much better at the politics of all this. Dave really is more of a pure fan in the sense that he likes good Star Wars stories, writes good Star Wars stories, and beyond that doesnt really have a good handle on how to "play the game" as it were. That's why he's been silenced within Lucasfilm for so many years under Kennedy, despite being the obvious choice for the CEO job. He's just no good at politics. Favreau, on the other hand, is Hollywood born and raised. He's cut his teeth in the cutthroat world of backstabbing and knows how the barons of industry like Iger need to be sweettalked and cajoled. And as far as decanonizing the sequels, Favreau has insisted they need to sell it to Bob as a financial decision not a decision that's "best for the canon". Because as I have intimated before, Iger has no quarrel with the current canon because he doesn't care ultimately, as a non-fan. But if he could be convinced that there is a version of canon out there that would be more profitable to him and his pocketbook, then sequel decanonization is absolutely in play.

The last I heard was there is indeed a plan in place to win Bob over. Jon is presently working tirelessly to restructure their pitch by night, and by day navigating the production of the Boba series, on which so much of this civil war depends. An enclave of the LFL elite is scheduled to board a "Canon Reconsideration Retreat" later this month on Iger's power yacht. I would expect-- and to be clear this part is just me speculating, based on no interoffice whispering or anything-- that Jon and Dave will make their move there. Deep below the engine room of that massive yacht is a room called the Ritual Room. It is rumored to have a sort of sinister history but honestly those are just fun stories people make up about the place. In actuality it is just a very private space, (soundproof, no cameras, etc), and perfectly ideal for this great pitch to occur outside of Kennedy's influence or knowledge. I would expect it to take place there.

The problem is of course, getting around Kennedy. Ideally she wouldn’t even be on the ship during this (what is ostensibly a) coup attempt. But it is funny, because just as you emailed me, I was getting off the plane returning to Belize in search of my friend, the Pinewood mole, "Gerald". And catching up on some emails I noticed that all Pinewood activity from Dave and Jon has been canceled that weekend, the same weekend of the yacht retreat, July 31st. Now, normally, with deadlines looming on Boba project, I would expect Dave and Jon to just let Robert Rodriguez handle the filming alone for those few days. They've done it before for various other big meetings/events. But they've dismissed Rodriguez for the weekend, and he is certainly not a member of the invited enclave (refuses to take the blood oath). This is what I think is happening: By leaving all studio time for that weekend open they are trying to lure Kennedy into resending Rian Johnson back over to complete this BOBF episode 5 misadventure that they interrupted a few weeks ago. If she is distracted by this secret plot during this yacht trip, she may not see the machinations aboard the ship that would ultimately remove her from the throne. Better yet, she may forgo the yacht trip entirely in order to oversee the Pinewood conspiracy to the fullest extent. (word is, she was extremely upset with Rian for backing down to Dave. Had she been there, things might have turned out differently.) Not such a reach when you consider how important sinking the Boba series is to her future as the Czar of LFL.

It's a gamble, but it's a worthwhile one. Would they be sacrificing the integrity of the Boba Fett series in order to decanonize the sequel trilogy? Maybe. Dave is still working diligently with ILM to repair Rian's partial scenes and if he is successful maybe they could give these scenes from the yacht weekend the same treatment. It's a roll of the dice, but things have been idle so long it may be worth a shot. Sequel Decanonization is the Holy Grail for sure. Obviously it is at the forefront of Jon and Dave's thoughts. But just how achievable is it? Is it out of reach? Is the sacrifice worth it? I can't be certain. I've often thought about these questions late at night, unable to sleep, listening to the gentle Belize rain fight its way through the forest canopy in the darkness. But even if they succeed at a manageable cost, you have to ask yourself, what then? What will replace the sequel trilogy? I would put every dollar in my pocket against every dollar in your pocket that Dave would insist on restoring the original George Lucas treatments. I know Kennedy thinks she destroyed them all but I happen to know Dave made copies of them on microfilm--- I worked with the intern (at the time) who helped him penetrate the archives vault at night years ago. (They had to drug the security guards and everything. He still feels terrible about it even though the guard made a full recovery.) But just as a testament to how passionate Dave feels about fulfilling Lucas's vision. He is a Lucas loyalist undoubtedly to the end.

But Jon... Jon has his own sequel trilogy treatments that he made years ago, in college he began them. I've seen parts of them and yes, they are amazing, but how amazing would they have to be in order to convince Dave to betray the vision of his mentor? Would this simply put us into the same destructive civil war scenario we are currently in? Are we forever doomed to destroy our lives, generation after generation, over these wars in the stars? That's the real human question I have to ask myself as I wait for the doors of the morgue to open here in Belmopan, the capital of Belize, afraid to find out what I already know to be true.

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YOU are DONE
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I sure am glad you didn't answer my

call or call me back the other day..

Now I'm going to CRUSH your ass

like an ant and show you how much

you DON'T know about produce and

how you should have just stuck to

cooking.. This is going to be the

WORST year you've EVER had trying

to play in my world.. Ybu DON'T

know wtf you're doing and it's going

to cost you every penny you and

who ever is stupid enough to back

ya.. We're going to turn this into a

produce war and guess who is

going to look like a fucking MORON

when it's all said and done.. You

won't even make it out of the gate. I

TRIED to tell you to find you a

restaurant to run and make money,

but I guess you THINK you know

how to do produce after watching

the MASTER, but you've just

opened up your own can of whoop

ass on YOURSELF.. We are going to

open up when we're SUPPOSED to

and not like some IDIOT that has no

earthly idea as to wtf he is doing..

Your kids will suffer for your stupid

decision this year.. You best know

that it took $20,000 to even start.

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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THAT'S RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKIN' QUILLY DICK OUT, AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS "this big" AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING. SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK. IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT. HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. \[PFFFSSHHHHHHHH\] THAT'S RIGHT, BABY . TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT. I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS!!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH. I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

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anime review
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Really, really loved the pissing scenes, I have to say. The pissing scenes were animated very well, I liked how the pee sparkled- really highlighted the fact that it's pee coming from a cute anime girl. Now, I'm sitting here watching this and as the piss scene happens, it makes me think, it- it just makes you think: what does the pee smell like, what is... the texture of the pee, what is the consistency? What does it taste like, dare I say, if an anime girl were to piss directly into your mouth? The show just makes you think about these kinds of things and I never expected it from it. It- it just really helps your immersion if you're into that. Now, I, personally, am not- uh- am not into that. I'm not into piss, I'm not into pee pee. I just watch the show because I thought the story looked interesting, and I wanted to see some nice ecchi. To each- to each their own. Um...

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You know what else is dumb as fuck?
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You know what else is dumb as fuck? Using “asf” instead of “as fuck”. I REALLY hate “asf” so much. It’s like, either abbreviate both parts of “as fuck” and use AF, or just say “as fuck” but “asf” is the worst of both worlds. It’s like, let’s abbreviate one word in a two word phrase, but not abbreviate the other word and then cram them together for some reason. It makes me completely and totally irrationally angry every single time I see it.

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Put 50 thirteen year old men, and 50 thirteen year old women in a small enclosed metal room.
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Disclaimer: I absolutely hate 13 year old men/woman, they are disgusting, horny, stinky, and the definition of disgusting.

Put 50 13 year old men, and 50 13 year women in a small enclosed, metal room. Strip them both of their clothes - they will essentially all be naked.

In the beginning, the men and women will try and hide their genitalia - covering it with their hands. Then, the horny men and women's faces will become red from embarrassment.

Soon, the impossible happens.

The 50 13 year old men try as hard as possible to cover their gentialia, although it's too late - their penis slowly grows, and soon every man in the room has a full blown erection.

The hand is useless now - only covering the tips of their long, stinky, hairy, red penises.

The woman are also horny, and their genitalia also becomes red and gooey.

Everyone in the room had one thought and one thing that they urged to do - fuck each other.

It all began with Tim, the most of horny of the bunch - and the stinkiest. He was your typical horny, hairy, stinky 13 year old man who masterbates around 5 times a day until his dick can't handle it anymore.

He put his eyes on Lisa - the most horny women's - titties.

They instinctively knew what their primitive instincts had programmed them to do - fuck each other.

They fucked each other and moaned loudly, Tim squirted all over her face and a foul odour began to fill the air. Lisa almost fainted from arousal.

And then, like a bunch of dominoes - everyone else in the group began wildly fucking each other like a bunch of animals.

Even half a kilometre away, you could hear horny teenage moaning noises in the distance - and the foul odour of their genitalia spread around the whole city.

I then came back 2 years later with my helicopter to examine the group - and to my astoundment, the population had grown to 242 - there were BABIES everywhere!

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WE SAVED HIM!
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WE SAVED HIM! Yes! We did it team! We can keep him alive for decades! Sure he has no legs, no penis, no bottom half at all in fact, he'll never do anything sexual again. He'll never have children. He has no right arm, has to eject bodily waste into a bag for the rest of his life, can't work a job ever again, can't do anything physical ever again, will have a very difficult time playing video games or operating a computer, he will need a care taker for the rest of his life, will be a drain on society, a depressing burden on his family, and will ptobably begin to mentally deteriorate and suffer once reality sets in that this will be the rest of his life until he dies, but that's okay, because we saved him. If this happened to an animal like a dog or a cat we'd put the animal down to end its suffering out of the kindness of our hearts, but not here, here, we saved him and he can live and live and live and if he ever tries to commit suicide we will easily put him on 24/7 Suicide watch to ensure he can live out his life to the fullest! We can keep him alive to suffer for decades! We are heroes.

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Free child labour 🧐🧐🧐🧐 (this is real)
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As an employer, why shouldn't I be able to hire teens for free?

What the fuck else are they going to do during the summer months?

Me hiring them for free (and maybe me receiving a stipend from the government for doing so), means that I am keeping teens off the street. Keeps the crime rate down and prevents drug addiction in the future.

Fuck this shit.

These kids are also getting EXPERIENCE.

I am fucking educating them out of MY POCKET.

Yes, I was fined today for not paying my staff a wage, and I am fucking pissed.

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the best kind of porn is almost porn
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Hard disagree. If I wanted porn I'd just fuckin Google it lmao.

Scrolling thru my Reddit feed is not on my list for "places I could maybe probably expect porn". I mean, it probably should be. But it's not. Coz most people are cool about not posting obvious porn instead of actual content.

Idk. Maybe its just me.

I don't have "NSFW" images explicitly removed, because my feed doesn't normally include massive amounts of NSFW content.

Maybe its just me

The thread: [https://www.reddit.com/r/LeagueOfMemes/comments/s5x1j0/comment/ht0hlvf/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/LeagueOfMemes/comments/s5x1j0/comment/ht0hlvf/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)

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r/justunsubbed from r/Fnaf Porn(Im an expert wolf pussyologist)
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The release of the new FNAF game has for sure gotten the FNAF R34 subreddits buzzing again especially with the new additions to the cast like Glamrock Chica and Roxy Wolf. Unfortunately the thing that seems to be dividing the FNaF r34 community is the new main character in the latest instalment of the franchise Gregory he has appeared in a number of posts in the subreddit and for those unaware he is a young boy about elementary school age. I honestly find it deplorable that anyone would defend the artwork that sexulizes a minor in any capacity and the main two reasons I have seen people defending the artwork are 1. he is a guy so it is fine if he sleeps with someone older which is an absurd notion that plays into the stereotype that guys can not be groomed/raped by a women 2. It is all fictional so it is fine which is also a disgusting take because if the protagonist was a girl the subreddit would of probably been nuked by reddit mods by now. Professionals have standards and until these issues are addressed I will be nutting to other fictional franchises that do not contain animatronics at the moment.

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Jack baker daddy
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I would let jack baker rail me into oblivion honestly i would just fucking love for him to pin to pin me to a bed and make me call him daddy on god this man is fucking hot asf i would let him- no, i WANT him to use his big ass hands to hold my hips and slam me up and down on his cock. i want him to make me beg for him to cum while he's pulling my hair and railing my ass, i want him to fucking pin my hands above my head and give my neck and thighs hickeys whilst telling me how i belong to him. I want him to be aggressive with me and leave bruises everywhere- he's so fucking hot i just wanna guzzle his fucking cum like it's my final meal on god i would fuck this man so fast without hesitation

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Just Unsubbed from r/FNaFporn
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The release of the new FNAF game has for sure gotten the FNAF R34 subreddits buzzing again especially with the new additions to the cast like Glamrock Chica and Roxy Wolf. Unfortunately the thing that seems to be dividing the FNaF r34 community is the new main character in the latest instalment of the franchise Gregory he has appeared in a number of posts in the subreddit and for those unaware he is a young boy about elementary school age. I honestly find it deplorable that anyone would defend the artwork that sexulizes a minor in any capacity and the main two reasons I have seen people defending the artwork are 1. he is a guy so it is fine if he sleeps with someone older which is an absurd notion that plays into the stereotype that guys can not be groomed/raped by a women 2. It is all fictional so it is fine which is also a disgusting take because if the protagonist was a girl the subreddit would of probably been nuked by reddit mods by now. Professionals have standards and until these issues are addressed I will be nutting to other fictional franchises that do not contain animatronics at the moment.

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serbian nationalist rant
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србија ЈЕ велики народ на земљи србија је ЈАКА слободна земља СРБИЈА ЈЕ МОЋНА!! БОСНА ЋЕ ПАДАТИ ПОД НОЋ СРБИЈЕ! КОСОВО ЈЕ СРБИЈА, БРАЋО МОЈА ПРАВОСЛАВНА ЦРКВА.srbija JE veliki narod na zemlji srbija je JAKA slobodna država SRBIJA je MOĆNA!! BOSNA ĆE PADATI POMOĆ SRBIJE! KOSOVO JE SRBIJA, BRAĆO MOJA PRAVOSLAVNA CRKVA🇷🇸❤🇬🇷❤🇭🇷❤🇷🇺🤜🇧🇦🇦🇱🇹🇷🔥🔥🔥jaka srbija i hrvatska i najveci saveznici srbije uklonice bosnu i bosna ce biti srpsko hrvat , bog nas blagoslovio , makni zlo BOSNE I TURSKE I ANALBANIJE🔥🇹🇷🇦🇱🇧🇦🔥 Bošnjaci će doci i baski Turci i babani Turci u večnom svetom ☦❤✝️🇷🇸🇭🇷🇷🇺🇬🇷🇵🇱🇭🇺🇬🇧🇺🇦✝️💪

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A 14 year old white girls instagram bio
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**Rights for marginalised arabica-black homosexual cripples | Vegan pan-pescatarian | BLM** ✊🏿 **| ACAB | Black Trans Lives Matter | look at the human not the crime rates | Anarcho-Syndicalist-Trotskyist-Stalinist Cuban Revolutionary | Transracial Doggender Black Neurodivergent | I love** 🇮🇱**Israel**🇮🇱 **| free Palestine** 🇵🇸 **| Marxist-Leninist-Maoist | Antifascist | I love Antifa | Dismantle white supremacy | Screw ableist panphobic biphobic bigots | Jesus was a jewish queer Mexican|**

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I am now in a relationship with a spider
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There's a spider in my bathroom I've had around for a while now and I've taken to putting other bugs in her web or trapping them in there so she can catch them. She was just dining on a little black beetle I left for her last time I visited. I pretend we're dating and tell her about my day while she eats. I have showered in front of her, act shy about it, and sometimes get hard under her gaze. Just sometimes.

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Pete Davidson is so ugly. He in no way is attractive in any aspects other than maybe his personality.
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I do not understand the hype behind Pete. Yeah he’s somewhat funny, but everytime I see his face it enrages me.

From his sunken and dark eyes, his gross blonde dye in his hair, or whenever he has a buzz cut..

And the fact that Kim Kardashian is falling for this just astonishes me. Like I said, yeah he may have a good personality and that’s what attracts her towards him but to be completely I cannot grasp onto how Kim could possibly think he’s physically attractive.

Personality is a very important aspect in relationships, but I would go as far to say looks matter just as much. Nobody ever will admit that though.

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