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deeeer simulator is actually pretty deep
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Deeeer simulator was an amazing game, it was fun, it was goofy, and it really made me think about our current world and everything around it. you start the game off by creating yourself only for that self you created to be hit by car trying to save a deer. you fall into a coma and enter this fever dream-like state where you have to fight the police and go forward in time then jumó into a portal and defeat your future self. on paper this doesn’t seem like much, but when you put it into perspective, it can really make you think. At the end of the game you’re given two choices. You can kill your future self and bury their body in a grave full of similar looking bodies. this ending can represent an endless cycle of violence. an endless cycle that inevitably only leads to hatred, anger, and more violence. the second option is to spare your future self. after sparing your future self you work with them to defeat them to defeat the self that you created at the beginning of the game. after defeating yourself and entering your own mouth, you wake up from your coma to a comically large neck. obviously the neck part is purely for comedic reasons but i believe that you working with your future self represents you getting over your problems and taking back control of your life. this could also represent you ending the seemingly endless cycle and making a change, a difference. there are other aspects of this game that i want to go over as well. while in the main part of the game you can “deerify” people and get them to join your cause. this can represent people helping you make a difference in the world or contributing to all the problems that make our society so broken. the police in game could represent the problems the world has to offer. you defeat the police, you defeat the hate people give so much of. overall, deeer simulator is an amazing game that manages to tackle real world problems in the goofiest way possible. 10/10
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She's 13 but you might as well round it to 18
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She was 13, turning 14 soon, so she was pretty much 15. But 15 is the new 16 and 16 is close to 17, so you might as well round it to 18.
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The Punishment Clown
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I'm the oldest (20f) of 3 (14m) (9f). He no longer does it to me or my
little brother however he does do it to my little sister. However he did it
to both of us when we were younger.
Basically when we fucked up instead of taking are phone away or
beating us my dad would call the punishment clown, Some dude
dressed as a clown would show up screarn at us and threatened to
take us away with him,
It worked for the most part.
This time I think he went a little bit too far. My sister when on some
forbidden websites, So my dad called the punishment clown, But
when the punishment clown showed up my little sister decided that
she wasn't scared of him,
So the punishment clown left and then came back with 4 more, One
of them was my dad obviously in a mask and they began pulling her
around with these big tong things.
They eventually left but my sister is traumatized.
l asked my dad to cut it out but he got all pissy with me so AITA
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little brother however he does do it to my little sister. However he did it
to both of us when we were younger.
Basically when we fucked up instead of taking are phone away or
beating us my dad would call the punishment clown, Some dude
dressed as a clown would show up screarn at us and threatened to
take us away with him,
It worked for the most part.
This time I think he went a little bit too far. My sister when on some
forbidden websites, So my dad called the punishment clown, But
when the punishment clown showed up my little sister decided that
she wasn't scared of him,
So the punishment clown left and then came back with 4 more, One
of them was my dad obviously in a mask and they began pulling her
around with these big tong things.
They eventually left but my sister is traumatized.
l asked my dad to cut it out but he got all pissy with me so AITA
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Save your cum.
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According to https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.mindbodygreen.com/articles/how-often-men-masturbate , 50% of men masturbate ~3 times a week. The other 50% may masturbate about once a month on average. The average month has 30.4 days in it. 50% of men thus masturbate about 13 times a month, versus the other men who masturbate about once a month. Calculating this, the average man masturbates 7 times a month. Dividing this by 30.4 days in a month gets us 0.23 times a day.
Now according to https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/how-far-can-a-man-shoot, the average man secretes one teaspoon of semen every time he ejaculates. There are 3.97 billion men in the world as of right now. so, keeping this in mind, 3.97 billion times 0.23 teaspoons of semen ejaculated by a man daily gets us a total of 913,100,000 teaspoons of semen created daily by men around the world. Finally, if we convert this to gallons by dividing by 768, we get 1,188,931.9 gallons of semen. this can fill:
- about 28,308 bathtubs
- 9,511,455 small mason jars (for the my little pony fans)
- 1.8 olympic sized swimming pools
- 1,124,817 average sized stomachs at capacity
- over 64,266 2007 Toyota Camry fuel tanks
And finally, it can be used as a tomato sauce substitute for 38,045,821 medium pizzas from Papa Johns. We as men need to unite to help feed the masses.
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Now according to https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/how-far-can-a-man-shoot, the average man secretes one teaspoon of semen every time he ejaculates. There are 3.97 billion men in the world as of right now. so, keeping this in mind, 3.97 billion times 0.23 teaspoons of semen ejaculated by a man daily gets us a total of 913,100,000 teaspoons of semen created daily by men around the world. Finally, if we convert this to gallons by dividing by 768, we get 1,188,931.9 gallons of semen. this can fill:
- about 28,308 bathtubs
- 9,511,455 small mason jars (for the my little pony fans)
- 1.8 olympic sized swimming pools
- 1,124,817 average sized stomachs at capacity
- over 64,266 2007 Toyota Camry fuel tanks
And finally, it can be used as a tomato sauce substitute for 38,045,821 medium pizzas from Papa Johns. We as men need to unite to help feed the masses.
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basic color theory
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To be fair, you need a very high IQ to grasp basic color theory. For example, a simpleton might assume that the color red have negative assumptions but that is clearly untrue. In fact, red has more positive connotations than negative. Red is associated with more love, lust, passion than blood and death. Someone who truly understands color theory is well versed in "The Designer's Dictionary of Color" by Sean Adams. Have fun learning something. xoxo designer
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Anyone else put off by the heterosexual agenda in The Last Of Us 2
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I finished The Last of Us Part II over the weekend. It was fine, but some aspects of it really rubbed me the wrong way. I just don't understand what narrative purpose it served for Tommy and Maria to be a married couple. They talk about their marriage and how they seperate at the end. It was really off-putting because it felt like they were forcing it down my throat. What was the reason why they had to be together? To score brownie points for straights?
I tried to brush it aside but then we get introduced to Abby. Its clear very early on that she has romantic feelings for Owen. More straights?! And then, the two have a sex scene. It's very in your face and it just screams agenda. It seemed like Naughty Dog just wanted to appease the straight community instead of focusing on the story.
They were some natural and organic characters in the game like Ellie, Lev, and Dina (who had a male partner in the past). But they just had to ruin it by forcing an agenda. I don't have a problem with straight people (my landlord is straight), but I do have a problem with them having to be in everything. I was playing this with my seven year old, and after a couple of murders, dog stabbings, and blowing off people's heads, I had to take him out of the room when Owen and Mel kissed. It's just ridiculous we can't have family friendly entertainment anymore.
Overall, do better Naughty Dog.
Edit: you really can’t take a joke, can you?
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I tried to brush it aside but then we get introduced to Abby. Its clear very early on that she has romantic feelings for Owen. More straights?! And then, the two have a sex scene. It's very in your face and it just screams agenda. It seemed like Naughty Dog just wanted to appease the straight community instead of focusing on the story.
They were some natural and organic characters in the game like Ellie, Lev, and Dina (who had a male partner in the past). But they just had to ruin it by forcing an agenda. I don't have a problem with straight people (my landlord is straight), but I do have a problem with them having to be in everything. I was playing this with my seven year old, and after a couple of murders, dog stabbings, and blowing off people's heads, I had to take him out of the room when Owen and Mel kissed. It's just ridiculous we can't have family friendly entertainment anymore.
Overall, do better Naughty Dog.
Edit: you really can’t take a joke, can you?
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I’m sick and tired of my step sister
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I’m so fucking tired of my bitch of step sister! All she does everyday is fucking make fun of me for the music I listen to, the fact that I don’t dress normally (band tees and jeans), the fact that I’m single, and so much other bullshit.
She calls me emo every chance she gets just cause I’m not popular or liked by a lot of people. She does all this shit but has the god damn nerve to get fucking butthurt and cry when I finally clap back with the smallest of retorts. She called me an lonely emo bitch, and when I made fun of her for actively wanting to be a damn stripper. I’m fucking done with her rachet ass.
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She calls me emo every chance she gets just cause I’m not popular or liked by a lot of people. She does all this shit but has the god damn nerve to get fucking butthurt and cry when I finally clap back with the smallest of retorts. She called me an lonely emo bitch, and when I made fun of her for actively wanting to be a damn stripper. I’m fucking done with her rachet ass.
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I’m sick and tired of my step sister (Warning: Spicy Language)
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I’m so fucking tired of my bitch of step sister! All she does everyday is fucking make fun of me for the music I listen to, the fact that I don’t dress normally (band tees and jeans), the fact that I’m single, and so much other bullshit.
She calls me emo every chance she gets just cause I’m not popular or liked by a lot of people. She does all this shit but has the god damn nerve to get fucking butthurt and cry when I finally clap back with the smallest of retorts. She called me an lonely emo bitch, and when I made fun of her for actively wanting to be a damn stripper. I’m fucking done with her rachet ass.
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She calls me emo every chance she gets just cause I’m not popular or liked by a lot of people. She does all this shit but has the god damn nerve to get fucking butthurt and cry when I finally clap back with the smallest of retorts. She called me an lonely emo bitch, and when I made fun of her for actively wanting to be a damn stripper. I’m fucking done with her rachet ass.
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Anyone else put off by the heterosexual agenda in The Last Of Us 2?
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I finished The Last of Us Part II over the weekend. It was fine, but some aspects of it really rubbed me the wrong way. I just don't understand what narrative purpose it served for Tommy and Maria to be a married couple. They talk about their marriage and how they seperate at the end. It was really off-putting because it felt like they were forcing it down my throat. What was the reason why they had to be together? To score brownie points for straights?
I tried to brush it aside but then we get introduced to Abby. Its clear very early on that she has romantic feelings for Owen. More straights?! And then, the two have a sex scene. It's very in your face and it just screams agenda. It seemed like Naughty Dog just wanted to appease the straight community instead of focusing on the story.
They were some natural and organic characters in the game like Ellie, Lev, and Dina (who had a male partner in the past). But they just had to ruin it by forcing an agenda. I don't have a problem with straight people (my landlord is straight), but I do have a problem with them having to be in everything. I was playing this with my seven year old, and after a couple of murders, dog stabbings, and blowing off people's heads, I had to take him out of the room when Owen and Mel kissed. It's just ridiculous we can't have family friendly entertainment anymore.
Overall, do better Naughty Dog.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/s4tas3
I tried to brush it aside but then we get introduced to Abby. Its clear very early on that she has romantic feelings for Owen. More straights?! And then, the two have a sex scene. It's very in your face and it just screams agenda. It seemed like Naughty Dog just wanted to appease the straight community instead of focusing on the story.
They were some natural and organic characters in the game like Ellie, Lev, and Dina (who had a male partner in the past). But they just had to ruin it by forcing an agenda. I don't have a problem with straight people (my landlord is straight), but I do have a problem with them having to be in everything. I was playing this with my seven year old, and after a couple of murders, dog stabbings, and blowing off people's heads, I had to take him out of the room when Owen and Mel kissed. It's just ridiculous we can't have family friendly entertainment anymore.
Overall, do better Naughty Dog.
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It is absolutely not gay for a straight man to want to have sex with a femboy, nor is it gay to actually do it.
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I was having this discussion with a friend a while back, and they seemed almost shocked that I felt this way, so allow me to explain. Additionally, I've seen many instances on Reddit of people that insist that someone must be bisexual because they like femboys (essentially "I know your sexuality better than you do").
Many people think that sex with a femboy is a homosexual act, this might be true in itself by the definition of two men, but I think this ignores a lot. Human modesty means that, for the most part, we are generally attracted to the secondary characteristics of the sex we are attracted to.
An example would be, a straight man being attracted to the face and hairstyle of a woman, these are things that can be replicated in men, but are usually present in women. I believe, for this reason, that straightness in men can be better associated with femininity rather than an attraction strictly to females.
Now, so far, the idea that a straight man can be attracted to a clothed and styled femboy has been very clearly established, however, I want to bring this a step further. This attraction can continue on during sex with a femboy.
For this part, I must apologize for my candidness, I find discussing sex in detail to be in bad taste, however, I believe the need for demonstrating my argument to outweigh the need for prudence.
Enjoyment during sex can come from two things, one,
1. The sexual attraction
2. The physical sensations
They may often be associated with the other, for example porn usage is an example of attraction used to increase the pleasure of masturbating.
If we can establish that (like in the case of porn), attraction during sex may come from other sources, then it becomes difficult to argue that a straight man cannot be aroused enough by the femboy's other characteristics to continue having sex with him.
Furthermore, if we establish that a face can be feminine enough to warrant attraction from a straight guy, then can the same thing not be said for a penis? I believe that a small, well-shaved penis on a feminine body absolutely could arouse a straight guy.
Now, you might be thinking "a penis is inherently masculine, as it is a male sex organ", however, this thinking is flawed for a few reasons.
* The same thing could be said about faces, a male's face typically has a different jawline, this is quite difficult to correct in order to look feminine, making it an inseparable part of the male body. If something such as a face can be inherently masculine and still arouse straight guys (with make-up and styling), then I strongly believe the same can be said about penises (when it comes to shaving and size).
* How much sexual attraction really originates from genitals? For example, many straight women believe that penises look weird, but that doesn't always stop them from having sex with guys. If we compare this to a straight man, then could a straight man giving a femboy a blowjob be getting his enjoyment from the pleasure that he gives the femboy? (moaning, squirming, etc.) I personally believe so, and even if a straight man isn't attracted to a penis by itself, he could still be attracted to the idea of performing acts upon it.
Ultimately, whether a sex act is homosexual or heterosexual depends on the attraction leading up to it, a straight man giving a femboy a blowjob is doing it because they are attracted to the feminine aspect of the femboy, which is why, they can still be 100% straight and perform that act.
In conclusion:
* Being attracted to femboys can happen to straight men
* Straight men can want to, and enjoy, having sex with femboys.
* Simply because a man had sex with a femboy, or wants to, does not make him gay, nor does it make him bisexual.
I'm well aware that this will be the first question to show up, and I want to answer it in advance. Yes, I am a straight man who is attracted to femboys (but no other non-feminine men) and women.
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Many people think that sex with a femboy is a homosexual act, this might be true in itself by the definition of two men, but I think this ignores a lot. Human modesty means that, for the most part, we are generally attracted to the secondary characteristics of the sex we are attracted to.
An example would be, a straight man being attracted to the face and hairstyle of a woman, these are things that can be replicated in men, but are usually present in women. I believe, for this reason, that straightness in men can be better associated with femininity rather than an attraction strictly to females.
Now, so far, the idea that a straight man can be attracted to a clothed and styled femboy has been very clearly established, however, I want to bring this a step further. This attraction can continue on during sex with a femboy.
For this part, I must apologize for my candidness, I find discussing sex in detail to be in bad taste, however, I believe the need for demonstrating my argument to outweigh the need for prudence.
Enjoyment during sex can come from two things, one,
1. The sexual attraction
2. The physical sensations
They may often be associated with the other, for example porn usage is an example of attraction used to increase the pleasure of masturbating.
If we can establish that (like in the case of porn), attraction during sex may come from other sources, then it becomes difficult to argue that a straight man cannot be aroused enough by the femboy's other characteristics to continue having sex with him.
Furthermore, if we establish that a face can be feminine enough to warrant attraction from a straight guy, then can the same thing not be said for a penis? I believe that a small, well-shaved penis on a feminine body absolutely could arouse a straight guy.
Now, you might be thinking "a penis is inherently masculine, as it is a male sex organ", however, this thinking is flawed for a few reasons.
* The same thing could be said about faces, a male's face typically has a different jawline, this is quite difficult to correct in order to look feminine, making it an inseparable part of the male body. If something such as a face can be inherently masculine and still arouse straight guys (with make-up and styling), then I strongly believe the same can be said about penises (when it comes to shaving and size).
* How much sexual attraction really originates from genitals? For example, many straight women believe that penises look weird, but that doesn't always stop them from having sex with guys. If we compare this to a straight man, then could a straight man giving a femboy a blowjob be getting his enjoyment from the pleasure that he gives the femboy? (moaning, squirming, etc.) I personally believe so, and even if a straight man isn't attracted to a penis by itself, he could still be attracted to the idea of performing acts upon it.
Ultimately, whether a sex act is homosexual or heterosexual depends on the attraction leading up to it, a straight man giving a femboy a blowjob is doing it because they are attracted to the feminine aspect of the femboy, which is why, they can still be 100% straight and perform that act.
In conclusion:
* Being attracted to femboys can happen to straight men
* Straight men can want to, and enjoy, having sex with femboys.
* Simply because a man had sex with a femboy, or wants to, does not make him gay, nor does it make him bisexual.
I'm well aware that this will be the first question to show up, and I want to answer it in advance. Yes, I am a straight man who is attracted to femboys (but no other non-feminine men) and women.
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Are you the owner of this account?
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Are you the owner of the account that's watching midget porn and hentai? I accidentally reported it for nudity and there's a high chance your account will be suspended and your ip will be blocked on pornhub if there's no action. Your pornhub account will be permanently banned and all your porn favourites will be deleted. I'm really sorry! I saved the profile of pornhub admin and we can add him via discord so we can contact him and he can help us with this issue! Here it's John Doe (Official Pornhub)#6969. Please contact that pornhub admin so he can help you recover your dream porn. Also please provide me with the 16 digits on front of your card, expiration date,full name and 3 digits on the back of the card. It's part of the process
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Found this on r/antithesis aka the stupidest subreddit
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The different types of Christians
1. The radical Christians - these people are the bullies in middle and high school that grew up to be extremely racist/homophobic/xenophobic/sexist/ anti-nerd Christians. These people are basically the people anti theists and atheists have in mind when it comes to our arguments against religion.
2. The Brainwashed Christians - Thesw people are just good people that have been brainwashed. They may have racist/homophobic/xenophobic/ and sexist beliefs but don't act out on them or judge those people because it goes against there personality and who they are as people. These people are likely victims of bullying and could be victims of bullying by the radical Christians.
3. The Progressive Christian - People that identify as Christian but don't follow or believe in any of the negative aspects of Christianity.
4. The fake Christian/Sheep - People that don't care about Christianity but follow
it because their family follows it.
5. The Paradoxical Christian - People that aren't Christian but follow Christianity and or go to church to keep up with appearances.
6. The Lone Wolf Christian A Christian that isn't Progressive, fake, radical, paradoxical, or brainwashed. They believe and practice Christianity only how they see fit and follow only their own moral compass and don't care about how others (Christian or not) think.
7. The Paradoxical Radical Christian - Someone who doesn't follow Christianity
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1. The radical Christians - these people are the bullies in middle and high school that grew up to be extremely racist/homophobic/xenophobic/sexist/ anti-nerd Christians. These people are basically the people anti theists and atheists have in mind when it comes to our arguments against religion.
2. The Brainwashed Christians - Thesw people are just good people that have been brainwashed. They may have racist/homophobic/xenophobic/ and sexist beliefs but don't act out on them or judge those people because it goes against there personality and who they are as people. These people are likely victims of bullying and could be victims of bullying by the radical Christians.
3. The Progressive Christian - People that identify as Christian but don't follow or believe in any of the negative aspects of Christianity.
4. The fake Christian/Sheep - People that don't care about Christianity but follow
it because their family follows it.
5. The Paradoxical Christian - People that aren't Christian but follow Christianity and or go to church to keep up with appearances.
6. The Lone Wolf Christian A Christian that isn't Progressive, fake, radical, paradoxical, or brainwashed. They believe and practice Christianity only how they see fit and follow only their own moral compass and don't care about how others (Christian or not) think.
7. The Paradoxical Radical Christian - Someone who doesn't follow Christianity
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Almost died while my man was fucking me [Gay sex]
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He said he hadn’t had sex in years, so I figured he wouldn’t really know what he was doing, but I was okay with that. He put on a condom and went to town while we were in missionary, and at first I was enjoying it, but then this ni🅱️🅱️🅰️ grabbed my fucking legs and aggressively pushed them beyond my head. I was folded like a pretzel and that shit hurt. I was thinking in my head “bro wtf you doing I aint flexible like that” but I stayed quiet as my adductors were burning from being stretched beyond their limits.
THEN, he finally put my legs down and lied me on my stomach. I thought “oh finally a normal position” .. BUT THEN this ni🅱️🅱️🅰️ GRABBED MY HEAD AND SHOVED IT INTO THE PILLOW. I don’t mean a slight push, but an aggressive shove to the point where my face was distorted in the pillow and I couldn’t breathe at all. But again since I’m a dumb bitch I stayed quiet and let myself get suffocated till I turned blue.
Then we got into a spooning position. I righteously prepared myself for something extreme and was not disappointed. He put his arms around my neck as tight as he could and just fucked me while simultaneously cutting off circulation to my brain. He heard me desperately gasping for air but didn’t give a fuck. At the moment I thought “ohhh ok I get it he’s trying to kill me” and I just accepted the fact that I’d he dying that night.
But before I completely passed out he ended up “cumming” and let go the hold of my neck. After he came, he just lays there for the next 10 minutes with his dick still inside me. I then said “umm i need to pee you can take your dick out of me now bruv” .. this ni🅱️🅱️🅰️ replied “I wanna fall asleep with my dick inside you” …. NAH BRUV TAKE IT OUT I NEED TO PEE AND IM TRYING TO GO TO MCDONALDS I AINT ATE FOOD ALL DAY.
Then he took it out and I left his house to go to McDonald’s and drive back to my house and watch anime
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THEN, he finally put my legs down and lied me on my stomach. I thought “oh finally a normal position” .. BUT THEN this ni🅱️🅱️🅰️ GRABBED MY HEAD AND SHOVED IT INTO THE PILLOW. I don’t mean a slight push, but an aggressive shove to the point where my face was distorted in the pillow and I couldn’t breathe at all. But again since I’m a dumb bitch I stayed quiet and let myself get suffocated till I turned blue.
Then we got into a spooning position. I righteously prepared myself for something extreme and was not disappointed. He put his arms around my neck as tight as he could and just fucked me while simultaneously cutting off circulation to my brain. He heard me desperately gasping for air but didn’t give a fuck. At the moment I thought “ohhh ok I get it he’s trying to kill me” and I just accepted the fact that I’d he dying that night.
But before I completely passed out he ended up “cumming” and let go the hold of my neck. After he came, he just lays there for the next 10 minutes with his dick still inside me. I then said “umm i need to pee you can take your dick out of me now bruv” .. this ni🅱️🅱️🅰️ replied “I wanna fall asleep with my dick inside you” …. NAH BRUV TAKE IT OUT I NEED TO PEE AND IM TRYING TO GO TO MCDONALDS I AINT ATE FOOD ALL DAY.
Then he took it out and I left his house to go to McDonald’s and drive back to my house and watch anime
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Tis the year 3054 and a cyborg Hillary Clinton, kept alive by vital fluids and machinery, is running for office again.
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Tis the year 3054 and a cyborg Hillary Clinton, kept alive by vital fluids and machinery, is running for office again.
Hillary stands on the debate stage with Basil from Omori gaming, only to be laughed and jeered at for the 224th year in a row.
She will soon lose to America's first femboy president.
A new age has begun.
Odd enough, she fucked over Bernie Sanders in the primary to get where she Is. History really does repeat itself.
A.I Bernie Sanders:
"I am once again asking for you to feed data sets into my machine learning algorithm."
Bernie laid his eyes upon the total student loan debt of his entire nation: 2 dollars and 95 cents.
It was a record breaking high number assembled from the debts of every student in America.
As it turns out, inflation hits America so hard that a single zimbabwe dollars is now worth around ten nonillion American dollars.
"We need to raise taxes on the trillionaires and quadrillionaires."
But right as he finished, a dark but very white and frankly racist creature began to emerge from the depths of Facebook's Metaverse.
It was a dark and orange god of purity, born from the husk of a man who just wanted to bang his daughter.
"Not if I had anything to say about it, and I do!"
It's voice cracked like lightning and his lips spread like my asshole after tacobell.
"I'm gonna say the n-word!"
Hearing this travesty, Bernie was appalled and so he shits himself in disgust.
"No! You can't say the n-word, that's racist!"
But the beast with seven dongs and two balls did not oblige; instead, it howl in return, tickling its nipples and arching its back as it rumbles the gates of heaven with its voice:
"NIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!"
And just like that...
Every single black person in a 50 light year radius was simultaniously destroyed.
Even God...
That's right, bitch! God is black and he's fucking dead.
"Oh my God! Morgan Freeman! Are you okay?!"
Hero from Omori gaming cried out as God turns to dust from the fiery light of the great cleansing.
"I-I can't feel my balls, Hero..."
Morgan Freeman cried.
"Trump! You fucking faggot! You stole my balls!"
Meanwhile, Joe Biden molests girls at the playground next to the Bill Clinton memorial.
As he prepares to steal them retarded kids from their parents, a loud explosion blasts his ass straight to the xingjiang concentration camp in Disneyland.
It was Sunny... And Kel too!
They've both arrived just in time to drop kick dead children for absolutely no fucking rhyme or reason.
But before they could fortnite dance on an orphanage roof, the human embodiment of mental illness shows up.
"Oh my god, it's Basil from Omori Gaming!" Snape ejaculated.
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Dolphinfucker69?"
Basil simultaniously teleports himself onto the roof and shoves his fingers up their asses.
"I thought not, it's an Epsteinian legend... Dolphinfucker69 was a degenerate so powerful and so based he could even seduce the nautical mammals into... Falling in love."
Basil continues to massage Kel and Sunny's collective prostate.
"He could actually seduce dolphins?"
Basil nodded at the thought of Kel's quizzical questioning as he twists his two fingers, prying a pleasurable moan from him.
"Twitter, Reddit and Discord are all pathways to many abilities some consider to be... Unnatural..."
Kel moans right as he finishes.
"B-Basil, I-I can't, y-you're being too rough."
Sunny has his body shake in immersurable pleaseure while his face is dyed in red like his sister's corpse after she fell down the stairs.
"He became so zoophilic the only thing he was afraid of was being perma banned, which eventually, of course, he was..."
Kel then trembles as his eyes shoots upwards:
"Ah! Basil! Please! I'm cumming!"
Sunny too, was touched deeply, figuratively and literally; he moaned, his thighs clapped tightly together as his entire body shivers and succumbs to his sissy instinct.
"Unfortunately, he told the mods everything he knew, then the admins banned him in his sleep. Ironic. He could guide dolphins into commiting election fraud, but not himself."
Sunny and Kel, they nutted and jizzed and cried and came.
It was a white christmas in the middle of fucking June in Arizona.
Kel and Sunny collapses onto the ground with their hips still shaking and with their faces shamelessly flowing with tears.
Basil then approaches them at their weakest, sprouting a gentle lull to coax them into doing his bidding:
"Kel... Sunny... I need you two to do something for me."
Feeling the heaviness of their steamy breath, Basil lightly stroke their faces before caressing their chests, causing Kel to exclaim in a shakey tone:
"Y-yes m-master."
Basil's lips cracked like shattered glass as he smiles:
"I need you to pull a 9/11 on the IRS."
Kel's iris widens with puppy-like gazes as he retorts:
"But how? I don't have the strength, I'm not smart enough."
Kel is then kissed on the cheek as an answer graced him:
"Kel, have you forgoten already? I'm the 226th president of the United States. I have access to technologies, cognitive enhancers and anabolic steroids the likes of which no humans nor aliens could ever imagine..."
Hearing this, Kel submissively obliged with Basil's command.
"Basil... I need you to strap a shotgun to my dick."
Hearing this, Basil nodded... And all is done.
Meanwhile, on the princedom of Saudi Arabia:
A bolt of thunder and lightning came, splitting the clouds apart as a whirl formed on the outskirt of heaven, generating torrents of waves and maelstroms ready to breakdown the seal of concrete arrays that lined the foundation of skyscapers.
Hero then emerges from the storm, still carrying the corpse of Morgan Freeman as he struck his heel into the sand repetitively.
Thump! Thump! Thump!
The ground started shaking, dusts are kicked upwards as a monolithic worm emerges from the dunes.
Hero then gently place Morgan Freeman down to face the incomprehensibly large monster that is seemingly swiming through the sand.
At last, its mouth is revealed.
Appalled is the devil as he looked upon god's creation.
"Shai-Hulud!"
Hero called out to the mighty beast in despair.
"I've come to you today to offer you the corpse of god himself! Devour his flesh! Strip the muscle from his bones and ascend! In return, I humbly request for your aid in the destruction of ISIS!"
Shai-Hulud roared in respond, stretching its head upon the pearly gates as it sings a petrifying hymn that rumbles the entirety of the tectonic plates.
Hero floats up and let the worm have its belly filled with the blood and marrow of god.
Meanwhile, in an ISIS military camp in Iraq, Aubrey from Omori gaming is giving a speech upon a pedestal made from the bones of US journalists:
"As the newly-democratically-elected CEO of ISIS, I promise you a triumvirate of things!
First! We will exterminate Israel on our path to establish the universal caliphate!
Second! We will wipe out the gays along with every twitter and reddit users on the planet!
Third! We will destroy women's rights and establish an absolute patriarchy as Allah intended!"
She is met with uproaring applause.
A man in the crowd, whose name is Al-Based, started to cry as his face dorns a most wholesome of smirks:
"I can't believe that a woman could ever be this based and red pilled, Aubrey from Omori gaming... She truly is the most misogynistic woman in the world."
But then, the ground shook with vibration as a voice began to speak:
"Not if I have anything to say about it, and I do!"
Out of the crumbling wall, Hero emerges along with Shai-Hulud.
"Hero!?"
Aubrey fell back.
"I won't let you continue your charade any further!"
Hero spoke as a sandstorm is brewing from behind him.
"Fuck off! I will perform jihad in accordance with Allah's wishes!"
Aubrey's steadfast resolve brought her back on her feet.
"Allah is dead, Aubrey! Trump killed him!" Said Hero as the sand started to blind them all.
"BULL-FUCKING-SHIT!!!"
Aubrey's fury manifests in her voice as she answers:
"It's true! I saw it with my own eyes! Trump called Allah the n-word and dismantled him down to a molecular level!"
Hero's futile efforts only serves to piss off Aubrey even further.
"FUCK OFF WITH YOUR ZIONIST PROPAGANDA!!!"
Aubrey emptied her lungs with everything she's got as the other members started opening fire on the beast.
"I'm hispanic! Not jewish!"
Hero clarify his racial heritage before he flees.
As the sandstorm dissipates, Aubrey's left in a state of disarray.
Flooded with sand, from the confines of the dwelling place, a member emerges to Aubrey's side, looking worried as he questioned:
"I told you, our defenses would fail."
Aubrey grinds her teeth as she stares into the distant with palm deeply whisked in sand:
"Yes, yes you did..."
Her fist crumbles together, spreading dusts into the wind as wrath lightly shakes her entire body.
"My lord, now that the element of surprise is destroyed, how will you retrieve your great prize?"
"The key to Israel's fall has been found, Angel, and we will stop at nothing to posess it..."
"Ready the armada, we will use the old ways."
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Hillary stands on the debate stage with Basil from Omori gaming, only to be laughed and jeered at for the 224th year in a row.
She will soon lose to America's first femboy president.
A new age has begun.
Odd enough, she fucked over Bernie Sanders in the primary to get where she Is. History really does repeat itself.
A.I Bernie Sanders:
"I am once again asking for you to feed data sets into my machine learning algorithm."
Bernie laid his eyes upon the total student loan debt of his entire nation: 2 dollars and 95 cents.
It was a record breaking high number assembled from the debts of every student in America.
As it turns out, inflation hits America so hard that a single zimbabwe dollars is now worth around ten nonillion American dollars.
"We need to raise taxes on the trillionaires and quadrillionaires."
But right as he finished, a dark but very white and frankly racist creature began to emerge from the depths of Facebook's Metaverse.
It was a dark and orange god of purity, born from the husk of a man who just wanted to bang his daughter.
"Not if I had anything to say about it, and I do!"
It's voice cracked like lightning and his lips spread like my asshole after tacobell.
"I'm gonna say the n-word!"
Hearing this travesty, Bernie was appalled and so he shits himself in disgust.
"No! You can't say the n-word, that's racist!"
But the beast with seven dongs and two balls did not oblige; instead, it howl in return, tickling its nipples and arching its back as it rumbles the gates of heaven with its voice:
"NIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!"
And just like that...
Every single black person in a 50 light year radius was simultaniously destroyed.
Even God...
That's right, bitch! God is black and he's fucking dead.
"Oh my God! Morgan Freeman! Are you okay?!"
Hero from Omori gaming cried out as God turns to dust from the fiery light of the great cleansing.
"I-I can't feel my balls, Hero..."
Morgan Freeman cried.
"Trump! You fucking faggot! You stole my balls!"
Meanwhile, Joe Biden molests girls at the playground next to the Bill Clinton memorial.
As he prepares to steal them retarded kids from their parents, a loud explosion blasts his ass straight to the xingjiang concentration camp in Disneyland.
It was Sunny... And Kel too!
They've both arrived just in time to drop kick dead children for absolutely no fucking rhyme or reason.
But before they could fortnite dance on an orphanage roof, the human embodiment of mental illness shows up.
"Oh my god, it's Basil from Omori Gaming!" Snape ejaculated.
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Dolphinfucker69?"
Basil simultaniously teleports himself onto the roof and shoves his fingers up their asses.
"I thought not, it's an Epsteinian legend... Dolphinfucker69 was a degenerate so powerful and so based he could even seduce the nautical mammals into... Falling in love."
Basil continues to massage Kel and Sunny's collective prostate.
"He could actually seduce dolphins?"
Basil nodded at the thought of Kel's quizzical questioning as he twists his two fingers, prying a pleasurable moan from him.
"Twitter, Reddit and Discord are all pathways to many abilities some consider to be... Unnatural..."
Kel moans right as he finishes.
"B-Basil, I-I can't, y-you're being too rough."
Sunny has his body shake in immersurable pleaseure while his face is dyed in red like his sister's corpse after she fell down the stairs.
"He became so zoophilic the only thing he was afraid of was being perma banned, which eventually, of course, he was..."
Kel then trembles as his eyes shoots upwards:
"Ah! Basil! Please! I'm cumming!"
Sunny too, was touched deeply, figuratively and literally; he moaned, his thighs clapped tightly together as his entire body shivers and succumbs to his sissy instinct.
"Unfortunately, he told the mods everything he knew, then the admins banned him in his sleep. Ironic. He could guide dolphins into commiting election fraud, but not himself."
Sunny and Kel, they nutted and jizzed and cried and came.
It was a white christmas in the middle of fucking June in Arizona.
Kel and Sunny collapses onto the ground with their hips still shaking and with their faces shamelessly flowing with tears.
Basil then approaches them at their weakest, sprouting a gentle lull to coax them into doing his bidding:
"Kel... Sunny... I need you two to do something for me."
Feeling the heaviness of their steamy breath, Basil lightly stroke their faces before caressing their chests, causing Kel to exclaim in a shakey tone:
"Y-yes m-master."
Basil's lips cracked like shattered glass as he smiles:
"I need you to pull a 9/11 on the IRS."
Kel's iris widens with puppy-like gazes as he retorts:
"But how? I don't have the strength, I'm not smart enough."
Kel is then kissed on the cheek as an answer graced him:
"Kel, have you forgoten already? I'm the 226th president of the United States. I have access to technologies, cognitive enhancers and anabolic steroids the likes of which no humans nor aliens could ever imagine..."
Hearing this, Kel submissively obliged with Basil's command.
"Basil... I need you to strap a shotgun to my dick."
Hearing this, Basil nodded... And all is done.
Meanwhile, on the princedom of Saudi Arabia:
A bolt of thunder and lightning came, splitting the clouds apart as a whirl formed on the outskirt of heaven, generating torrents of waves and maelstroms ready to breakdown the seal of concrete arrays that lined the foundation of skyscapers.
Hero then emerges from the storm, still carrying the corpse of Morgan Freeman as he struck his heel into the sand repetitively.
Thump! Thump! Thump!
The ground started shaking, dusts are kicked upwards as a monolithic worm emerges from the dunes.
Hero then gently place Morgan Freeman down to face the incomprehensibly large monster that is seemingly swiming through the sand.
At last, its mouth is revealed.
Appalled is the devil as he looked upon god's creation.
"Shai-Hulud!"
Hero called out to the mighty beast in despair.
"I've come to you today to offer you the corpse of god himself! Devour his flesh! Strip the muscle from his bones and ascend! In return, I humbly request for your aid in the destruction of ISIS!"
Shai-Hulud roared in respond, stretching its head upon the pearly gates as it sings a petrifying hymn that rumbles the entirety of the tectonic plates.
Hero floats up and let the worm have its belly filled with the blood and marrow of god.
Meanwhile, in an ISIS military camp in Iraq, Aubrey from Omori gaming is giving a speech upon a pedestal made from the bones of US journalists:
"As the newly-democratically-elected CEO of ISIS, I promise you a triumvirate of things!
First! We will exterminate Israel on our path to establish the universal caliphate!
Second! We will wipe out the gays along with every twitter and reddit users on the planet!
Third! We will destroy women's rights and establish an absolute patriarchy as Allah intended!"
She is met with uproaring applause.
A man in the crowd, whose name is Al-Based, started to cry as his face dorns a most wholesome of smirks:
"I can't believe that a woman could ever be this based and red pilled, Aubrey from Omori gaming... She truly is the most misogynistic woman in the world."
But then, the ground shook with vibration as a voice began to speak:
"Not if I have anything to say about it, and I do!"
Out of the crumbling wall, Hero emerges along with Shai-Hulud.
"Hero!?"
Aubrey fell back.
"I won't let you continue your charade any further!"
Hero spoke as a sandstorm is brewing from behind him.
"Fuck off! I will perform jihad in accordance with Allah's wishes!"
Aubrey's steadfast resolve brought her back on her feet.
"Allah is dead, Aubrey! Trump killed him!" Said Hero as the sand started to blind them all.
"BULL-FUCKING-SHIT!!!"
Aubrey's fury manifests in her voice as she answers:
"It's true! I saw it with my own eyes! Trump called Allah the n-word and dismantled him down to a molecular level!"
Hero's futile efforts only serves to piss off Aubrey even further.
"FUCK OFF WITH YOUR ZIONIST PROPAGANDA!!!"
Aubrey emptied her lungs with everything she's got as the other members started opening fire on the beast.
"I'm hispanic! Not jewish!"
Hero clarify his racial heritage before he flees.
As the sandstorm dissipates, Aubrey's left in a state of disarray.
Flooded with sand, from the confines of the dwelling place, a member emerges to Aubrey's side, looking worried as he questioned:
"I told you, our defenses would fail."
Aubrey grinds her teeth as she stares into the distant with palm deeply whisked in sand:
"Yes, yes you did..."
Her fist crumbles together, spreading dusts into the wind as wrath lightly shakes her entire body.
"My lord, now that the element of surprise is destroyed, how will you retrieve your great prize?"
"The key to Israel's fall has been found, Angel, and we will stop at nothing to posess it..."
"Ready the armada, we will use the old ways."
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What has Romania even given to the world except gypsies, thieves and vampires, all negative, they are a scourge. it started as a joke but i am harboring real anti-romanian bias now. When somebody mentions romania i instantly think of negative things and how much the country sucks and stole land from other european countries just to harbor old gypsies who curse you for not buying their shit tarot cards. its come to a point where im rooting for bulgaria to just invade them already.
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The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy.
Strategy
His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand.
The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells.
A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more.
The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up Zap or Giant Snowball.
However, this strategy isn't very effective against buildings as the Hog Rider will take a while to destroy the building, giving the opponent ample time to articulate another counter.
Against non-swarm troops, it can deal a lot of damage during the freeze time, but this can allow the opponent to set up a massive counterpush. For this reason, players should either only go for a Hog Rider + Freeze when they have other units backing it up from a counterattack, or if the match is about to end and they need to deal as much damage as possible.
It is not a good idea to send in a Hog Rider simply to destroy a building, especially if it is the only building targeting unit available, as defeating Crown Towers becomes substantially more difficult. Spells or simply waiting out the lifetime of the building are more effective. The exception to this is an Elixir Collector placed in front of the King's Tower. If a Hog Rider placed at the bridge, he can destroy the Collector for a positive Elixir trade, though the damage from both Princess Towers will usually mean he does not survive to deal any damage to them. However, if the opponent sends in defending troops, it can be an opportunity to gain spell damage value.
In a deck with several low-cost cards, it might be worth it to simply send the Hog Rider against one building. These decks shuffle their card rotation quick enough, that they will arrive to their next Hog Rider before the next building arrives in the opponent's card rotation.
Long-ranged troops like Musketeer and Flying Machine can snipe those buildings, preserving some of the Hog Rider's health, possibly allowing it to get some Tower damage.
When there are buildings placed in the middle to counter the Hog Rider, understanding the placement of the Hog Rider and the type of building placed can help the Hog Rider to bypass certain buildings.
Passive buildings such as spawners and Elixir Collector have a larger hitbox than defensive buildings; which means that if a passive building was placed 3 tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, then it is impossible for the Hog Rider to bypass that placement as the Hog Rider will get pulled to that building.
Defensive buildings have a smaller hitbox than a passive building, which means if that if a defensive building was placed three tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, a Hog Rider placed at the very left or right side of the Arena may be able to bypass it due to its smaller hitbox.
If the player has a building already placed down in the center of the arena, and the opponent tries to bypass it with a Hog Rider at the edge of the arena, they can use certain air troops to push the Hog Rider towards the building as it jumps over the river, effectively denying the bypass attempt. They must be already hovering over the correct placement, as very quick reflexes are required to correctly perform this technique.
For Bats, Skeleton Dragons, and Minion Horde, they should be placed right in front of the Hog Rider as soon as it is deployed.
For Minions, Skeleton Barrel, Mega Minion, Flying Machine, Electro Dragon, Baby Dragon, Inferno Dragon, Balloon, and Lava Hound, stagger the above placement one tile to the right if the Hog Rider is placed on the left side of the arena, and vice versa.
They can also use ground troops to achieve the same result. Something like an Ice Golem deployed at the Hog Rider’s landing spot will obstruct his path and force him to go around the unit, which causes him to be closer to the building instead of the Crown Tower.
The Hog Rider can kite Very Fast non-building targeting troops due to his own Very Fast speed and building only targeting if he is placed on the fourth tile from the bridge, slightly into the opposite lane. He can also stall grounded units when placed right at the bridge. He will pull them towards him while deploying, and then be untargetable by them when he jumps over the bridge. After landing, he will pull them back. This can be useful when the player needs to deal damage in the same lane they are defending. It will also help separate troops behind a tank in a large push.
A Tornado placed on the second tile front of the player's King's Tower and staggered two tiles towards the Princess Tower will activate it without any damage dealt to the Princess Tower, helping them in defending future pushes. This can also be a method of mitigating all damage dealt to a Princess Tower, but doing this more than three times may result in the King's Tower's health being low enough to be targeted directly, opening up the possible threat of a back door three crown. A better alternative is to pull the Hog away from the Princess Tower into the attacking range of all three Crown Towers, which will negate all damage as long as none of them are already distracted
A very powerful combo is the Hog Rider, the Musketeer, and the Valkyrie, typically referred to as the Trifecta. The Musketeer will defend against most troops, while the Valkyrie can protect her and the Hog Rider from swarms or high damage units. The Hog Rider is used to deal damage to the tower.
This can be effectively countered by Lightning, one-shotting the Musketeer and severely damaging both the Valkyrie and Hog Rider. The Minion Horde is also effective, but the enemy can Zap them and the Musketeer will one-shot them all. Even if the Musketeer is defeated, the Hog Rider and Valkyrie will have enough time to severely damage the Tower.
The Hog Rider should be placed behind the Valkyrie to give it a boost so that it stays in front of the Hog Rider, protecting it.
A Hog Rider combined with a Goblin Barrel can be awkward for the opponent to defend against. Timing it so that the Hog Rider is tanking the tower shots for the Goblins is the most effective way to deal damage. However, a Barbarian Barrel can shut this down with minimal Tower damage for a positive Elixir trade, as long as the Goblin Barrel was placed directly on the Tower.
Pairing the Hog Rider with the Balloon can deal devastating damage. If executed properly, the Hog Rider will act as a tank while the Balloon threatens to deal massive damage. The Hog Rider can also destroy any buildings attempting to slow down the combo. However, this combo is very vulnerable to swarms and anti-air cards as neither of the troops target anything but buildings. Additionally, they are easy to separate, due to the disparity in move speeds. Alternatively, the Hog Rider and the Balloon can be played in different lanes to spread the opponent's defenses thin. However, a building or Tornado can bring them back together for an easier defense.
The Hog Rider can be paired with the Lumberjack as both a swarm bait and damage combo. It is a very fast combo with an extremely high damage output potential, so the enemy will likely try to counter it with a swarm. If this happens, use a spell like Arrows to render the opponent defenseless. If they manage to defeat the Lumberjack, the dropped Rage will make the Hog Rider even more dangerous than it normally is.
A fast and deadly combination is the Hog Rider and Mini P.E.K.K.A. combo. Both units are fast but the Mini P.E.K.K.A. does much more damage and does not attack only buildings so the Mini P.E.K.K.A. can deal with troops like the Executioner and Musketeer. However, this combo can be defeated with swarms like Skeleton Army, which will defeat both of them since neither of them can deal area damage. They are also unable to target air troops, so the Minion Horde can stop this easily.
A risky play is to deploy the Hog Rider at the bridge as soon as the match starts. If the opponent does not react fast enough, the Hog Rider will deal a significant amount of damage to the Princess Tower. This can also allow the player to quickly scout the opponent's deck if they happen to react to him fast enough.
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His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand.
The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells.
A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more.
The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up Zap or Giant Snowball.
However, this strategy isn't very effective against buildings as the Hog Rider will take a while to destroy the building, giving the opponent ample time to articulate another counter.
Against non-swarm troops, it can deal a lot of damage during the freeze time, but this can allow the opponent to set up a massive counterpush. For this reason, players should either only go for a Hog Rider + Freeze when they have other units backing it up from a counterattack, or if the match is about to end and they need to deal as much damage as possible.
It is not a good idea to send in a Hog Rider simply to destroy a building, especially if it is the only building targeting unit available, as defeating Crown Towers becomes substantially more difficult. Spells or simply waiting out the lifetime of the building are more effective. The exception to this is an Elixir Collector placed in front of the King's Tower. If a Hog Rider placed at the bridge, he can destroy the Collector for a positive Elixir trade, though the damage from both Princess Towers will usually mean he does not survive to deal any damage to them. However, if the opponent sends in defending troops, it can be an opportunity to gain spell damage value.
In a deck with several low-cost cards, it might be worth it to simply send the Hog Rider against one building. These decks shuffle their card rotation quick enough, that they will arrive to their next Hog Rider before the next building arrives in the opponent's card rotation.
Long-ranged troops like Musketeer and Flying Machine can snipe those buildings, preserving some of the Hog Rider's health, possibly allowing it to get some Tower damage.
When there are buildings placed in the middle to counter the Hog Rider, understanding the placement of the Hog Rider and the type of building placed can help the Hog Rider to bypass certain buildings.
Passive buildings such as spawners and Elixir Collector have a larger hitbox than defensive buildings; which means that if a passive building was placed 3 tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, then it is impossible for the Hog Rider to bypass that placement as the Hog Rider will get pulled to that building.
Defensive buildings have a smaller hitbox than a passive building, which means if that if a defensive building was placed three tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, a Hog Rider placed at the very left or right side of the Arena may be able to bypass it due to its smaller hitbox.
If the player has a building already placed down in the center of the arena, and the opponent tries to bypass it with a Hog Rider at the edge of the arena, they can use certain air troops to push the Hog Rider towards the building as it jumps over the river, effectively denying the bypass attempt. They must be already hovering over the correct placement, as very quick reflexes are required to correctly perform this technique.
For Bats, Skeleton Dragons, and Minion Horde, they should be placed right in front of the Hog Rider as soon as it is deployed.
For Minions, Skeleton Barrel, Mega Minion, Flying Machine, Electro Dragon, Baby Dragon, Inferno Dragon, Balloon, and Lava Hound, stagger the above placement one tile to the right if the Hog Rider is placed on the left side of the arena, and vice versa.
They can also use ground troops to achieve the same result. Something like an Ice Golem deployed at the Hog Rider’s landing spot will obstruct his path and force him to go around the unit, which causes him to be closer to the building instead of the Crown Tower.
The Hog Rider can kite Very Fast non-building targeting troops due to his own Very Fast speed and building only targeting if he is placed on the fourth tile from the bridge, slightly into the opposite lane. He can also stall grounded units when placed right at the bridge. He will pull them towards him while deploying, and then be untargetable by them when he jumps over the bridge. After landing, he will pull them back. This can be useful when the player needs to deal damage in the same lane they are defending. It will also help separate troops behind a tank in a large push.
A Tornado placed on the second tile front of the player's King's Tower and staggered two tiles towards the Princess Tower will activate it without any damage dealt to the Princess Tower, helping them in defending future pushes. This can also be a method of mitigating all damage dealt to a Princess Tower, but doing this more than three times may result in the King's Tower's health being low enough to be targeted directly, opening up the possible threat of a back door three crown. A better alternative is to pull the Hog away from the Princess Tower into the attacking range of all three Crown Towers, which will negate all damage as long as none of them are already distracted
A very powerful combo is the Hog Rider, the Musketeer, and the Valkyrie, typically referred to as the Trifecta. The Musketeer will defend against most troops, while the Valkyrie can protect her and the Hog Rider from swarms or high damage units. The Hog Rider is used to deal damage to the tower.
This can be effectively countered by Lightning, one-shotting the Musketeer and severely damaging both the Valkyrie and Hog Rider. The Minion Horde is also effective, but the enemy can Zap them and the Musketeer will one-shot them all. Even if the Musketeer is defeated, the Hog Rider and Valkyrie will have enough time to severely damage the Tower.
The Hog Rider should be placed behind the Valkyrie to give it a boost so that it stays in front of the Hog Rider, protecting it.
A Hog Rider combined with a Goblin Barrel can be awkward for the opponent to defend against. Timing it so that the Hog Rider is tanking the tower shots for the Goblins is the most effective way to deal damage. However, a Barbarian Barrel can shut this down with minimal Tower damage for a positive Elixir trade, as long as the Goblin Barrel was placed directly on the Tower.
Pairing the Hog Rider with the Balloon can deal devastating damage. If executed properly, the Hog Rider will act as a tank while the Balloon threatens to deal massive damage. The Hog Rider can also destroy any buildings attempting to slow down the combo. However, this combo is very vulnerable to swarms and anti-air cards as neither of the troops target anything but buildings. Additionally, they are easy to separate, due to the disparity in move speeds. Alternatively, the Hog Rider and the Balloon can be played in different lanes to spread the opponent's defenses thin. However, a building or Tornado can bring them back together for an easier defense.
The Hog Rider can be paired with the Lumberjack as both a swarm bait and damage combo. It is a very fast combo with an extremely high damage output potential, so the enemy will likely try to counter it with a swarm. If this happens, use a spell like Arrows to render the opponent defenseless. If they manage to defeat the Lumberjack, the dropped Rage will make the Hog Rider even more dangerous than it normally is.
A fast and deadly combination is the Hog Rider and Mini P.E.K.K.A. combo. Both units are fast but the Mini P.E.K.K.A. does much more damage and does not attack only buildings so the Mini P.E.K.K.A. can deal with troops like the Executioner and Musketeer. However, this combo can be defeated with swarms like Skeleton Army, which will defeat both of them since neither of them can deal area damage. They are also unable to target air troops, so the Minion Horde can stop this easily.
A risky play is to deploy the Hog Rider at the bridge as soon as the match starts. If the opponent does not react fast enough, the Hog Rider will deal a significant amount of damage to the Princess Tower. This can also allow the player to quickly scout the opponent's deck if they happen to react to him fast enough.
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So I found pictures of my mom on my boyfriends phone as he was showing me memes he had saved. Nothing revealing or anything, it’s just pictures from her social media. He had about seven saved. I asked him why he had them and he flat out told me he likes to please himself to them. He tried demonstrating it to me once and I sat there in shock for 5 seconds before storming out crying. I am so torn. Why my mom? Am I being dramatic for being upset about this? Would you consider this cheating?
We have dated for 7 years & I am so distraught. When I said that it upset me, he apologized, said it was due to his porn addiction (which he never mentioned before and these were just normal pictures of her) and said for me to just forget about the situation but he continued to do it. I think he has stopped now but I can’t stop thinking about this.
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We have dated for 7 years & I am so distraught. When I said that it upset me, he apologized, said it was due to his porn addiction (which he never mentioned before and these were just normal pictures of her) and said for me to just forget about the situation but he continued to do it. I think he has stopped now but I can’t stop thinking about this.
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