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Displays only the finest of trash taken from /r/copypasta
seriously, Trav, stop wearing deodorant
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Like seriously Trav, you have no
idea what I'm capable of do
you ? Muther fucker, I love to
give morning head, I love to lick
balls and I love eating ass. BUT
see I'm different, I love the
naturalness of a man....ya
know....that "after work/all day
at work" smell of balls and ass. I
can't stand to eat ass and lick
balls and all I taste is fucking
IRISH SPRING or OLD SPICE
that's insubordination and will
get you blocked effective
immediately. When I place an
order for ass and balls and dick, I
want some stank to it. I want it
sweaty, ripe, tangy. If the ass is
hairy that's fine lIl just tongue
my way in the bush like I'm at an
eater egg hunt. My favorite thing
to do is suck dick from the back
with sweaty balls clapping
against my chin and stank
sweaty ass cheeks taping my
nose at the same time while I'm
working to collect that thick chunky load

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand DragonVale
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Dragonvale. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of magical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical player's head. There's also Nogard’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Dragonvale truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Whitbee's existencial catchphrase "You have attained the daily maximum candies. More candies available in 19:34:55," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Backflip Studio’s genius unfolds itself on their phone screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂

And yes by the way, I DO have a Dragonvale tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothing personal kid.😎

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Connection terminated.
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I'm sorry to interupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You're not here to recieve a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labirynth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. 
And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered 
the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, the agony of every tragedy should.And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still,and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears.Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting old friend.My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you? should have known you wouldn't be contempt to just disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now.For you, and those you have carried in your arms. This ends, for all of us. End communication

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You're one of those people who hates NFT's because it's a trend... right?
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You're one of those people who hates NFT's because it's a trend... right? No logical person would trash-talk about a method of making money, and that's a fact. You can't just "screenshit" it. That's pure and only scripted NFTs hate videos, but not only that, you believe they're real lmao. NOBODY who owns NFTs says that. The word "Owning" is not that you don't "have it", is that you can't sell it, which is the ONLY thing that matters, nobody cares that you have a screenshot or you put it as a pfp while theres others making Thousands out of it. See how ilogical your position is? think a lil bit, it will help. I'm not going to keep bothering you, but as a last advice if you want to take it. Be careful with that mentality and way of approaching things, having no critical thinking and actively not wanting to know what are things all about makes you gullible as hell and pretty much easy to manipulate. Now if you excuse me, i'll go invest my college tuition savings on a poorly drawn picture of a monkey. Enjoy poverty lol

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I looked at my phone it was stinky so I looked at the back and it had cum
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I looked at my phone it was stinky so I looked at the back and it had cum so I Licked the cum it tasted like pussy so I got my gf on bed and sexed with her then it was so sexy then I got my step bro and my dog then we cummed so much that my dog even bounced so much that he even cummed idk how this happpend but it did.

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Ok, hear me out, I have a genius theory regarding William Afton
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The man behind the slaughter killed children to make trap music. So, William Afton is actually just a really dedicated musical artist/manager that is aware of our modern music using remnant, I theorize remnant is much like paths from AOT. Hear me out ok? What does most of William Afton’s aliases as a undead robot have in common? Trap, usually and/or at the end of the name. What does FNaF have that is famous in terms of musical content? Electronic-related music, with heavy lyrical content. Now Trap, could be extended to EDM Trap. This concludes to me that all of his “Trap” aliases is because William Afton saw the future and developed a love for trap music, so much that he murders a bunch of kids because he knew that this concept of a child murder mystery story could eventually lead to bangers by the Living Tombstone, who I also hypothesize are also followers of Afton telling the tale of Fight Nights at Freddie’s. My point is that (__)trap is basically a trap god if he was able to actually make his mind out on lyrics. He’s essentially a trap genius, after seeing remnant path’s vision of future trap music, so he basically pioneered EDM trap through murdering children. And if William could be connected to this world, with his mind control powers (as seen with Vanessa), he could have already possessed a person in this world. Luckily, this person is very well known. His name is Travis Scott, and he was possessed by William Afton. I believe Travis Scott made the recent controversial concert for William Afton, in order to collect remnant from those who died in order to stay as Travis Scott. Travis Scott is said to be possessed by a devil during conspiracies, and they could never be any more correct. Look at his name. Travis = Trap, and Scott = Spring. TrapSpring, and reverse that, it’s Springtrap. Coincidence? I think not. Matpat better get on this genius theory. If Gregory is CC, why isn’t Travis the Trap? Maybe Travis even has an alter ego; Sickotrap. My second hypothesis is that Travis Scott is indeed the man behind the slaughter. Travis’ last name Scott may also be William showing that he is self-aware, and knows of Scott Cawthon. I’m done. Finished for now. But remember, it’s just a theory. A GAME THEORY.

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Hotline Bling
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My husband's brother went to a fancy classical music concert.
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My husband's brother went to a fancy classical music concert with a date some years ago. While watching the concert, he felt a sudden urge to poop. He got up and started walking toward the bathroom. As he walked on the fancy, ornate, carpeted floors, his butt exploded in diarrhea. His shoes overflowed with diarrhea and every footstep made a squelching noise leaving liquid poop footprints on the carpet. So, instead of going to the bathroom, he walked out of the venue, caught a cab home apologizing profusely to the cab driver. I don't know if he ever contacted the date after that. I hope he did. This was some years ago.

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Touch some grass
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Touch some grass. Walk on it. Roll on it. Sit on it. Lie down on it. Eat it. Become a cow. Eat the grass. Live your life eating and shitting grass. Grow old. Eat more grass. Eat grass till you die. Decompose on grass. Become grass.

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PAYMENTS RUSSIA 🇷🇺 MUST MAKE
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PAYMENTS RUSSIA 🇷🇺 MUST MAKE

1. Give Donetsk and Luhansk back to Ukraine 🇺🇦

2. Give Avkhaziya and Ossetia back to Georgia 🇬🇪

3. Keep your dirty hands off Belarus ⚪🔴⚪

4. Give Koenigsberg back to Germany 🇩🇪

5. Give the Karelian Isthmus, Lake Ladoga, Salla, Rybachy Peninsula, Petsamo and Viipuri back to Finland 🇫🇮

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bababooey
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B̶̪̞̝̝̯̝͓͈̞̟̩̯͚̪̿̐͗̓͑͐̕à̸̧̡̦͚͙͈̯͚̟̽̈́͌̏̅̄͆́̕b̷̡̡̢͖͔̜̯̹̻͍̠̩̠̪̜͚̥́̓̓̆̾̿͑̄͋͋̍̾̋̇̾̿͒̏͆̔̈͑͘̕͝͝b̸̛̟̗̰̳͓̙̙͎̂̔́͑̂̌͑̀͆̄̉̉͊̏̄̌̀̈́̎̐̆̃̕͜͠͝o̵̟̅̀̂́̂̈́̈́̃̋̄͂́͘̚͜͠o̸̼̫̥̯̤̝̩̦͉̳̤̞̲̩̺͔̖͈̱̬̥̲̣̠̾̇̒̓̃͊ȩ̷̡̨̜̞̰̹͚͍̠͈̻̳̝̗̰̜̼͍̹̲̬̱̤̜̍̎͛̑̓̈́̈̋͒͗͑͊͌̓͗̓̀̑̔̆̈́͑̓̐̊̏͘̕͝ͅͅy̴̨̨͇̥̞͕̗̲̝̪̳͓͓͉͔̼̘͚͔͈̜̱̭̺͙̳̯̲͊͋̏̓̊͘̚ͅ

B̷̧̳̟͉̳̺͖͉̟̠̲̿̆͊͋͗͌̎̊̾̿̓͘͠͝ã̶̢͚͔̥͕̍̉̈́̈́̈́̍̓̔͝b̷͙̄̾̇̾̀b̸̥͓̖̭̟̯͖̰̝̘̠̾̔̆́̌͌̐́̾̃͆͑́̚͠ͅò̵̝̺̬͉̓̂̈͝o̵͍̮̮̭̦̟͇̔͐̊͌͗͋̅͂͊̀̈͘ȩ̶̡̺̬̖̻̪̬̻͚̖̄̑̓̉̈́̓̀͂͘y̷̯͕̬̐̿̌̓̑̓̽̓́̑͝͠

B̷̥̏͌̆͌̅̕ą̵̛̛̘͕͖̃̒́̔̈́͝b̶̞̯͛̑̾̈́̉̔͘b̷̢̠̹̭͙̙͇̗́̆͗͆̈́͑ͅỏ̷̢͚̭͇͚̩̯̞̋̊̏̇͒͝ǫ̵̩̓͆ͅȩ̴̢̗̫͇̬̳̔̓͊͆̈y̵͔̫̣̗̠̬̫͎̎̔͆͆̅̉͂̌͌͘͜

Ḅ̸͈̺̬͗a̸̠̎̔̔̎̂b̴̰̲̍b̷̪̥͎̑̓ò̴̰̥̪̗̈́̈́ơ̶̻͍̔e̵̱̍̀͒͊͐y̴͉̲̣̣̔̍͑͗͘

Ḃ̴͔̇a̵̧͋b̴̙̌̎ͅb̸͍̹̏͒ŏ̴͓͍̼̉́o̶͖͙̒͠ë̴̬́͝y̴̫̲̓

Ḅ̴̺̃̚ȃ̷̔ͅb̸̲̼̽͝b̷̳̖̕ọ̵̳͗o̴͉̎e̸̲͜͠y̶̝͘

𝔅𝔞𝔟𝔟𝔬𝔬𝔢𝔶

𝕭𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖔𝖔𝖊𝖞

🎉♝ 𝓫𝒶ᵇвⓞσEу 🍓♗

𝓑𝓪𝓫𝓫𝓸𝓸𝓮𝔂

𝐵𝒶𝒷𝒷𝑜𝑜𝑒𝓎

𝔹𝕒𝕓𝕓𝕠𝕠𝕖𝕪

Babbooey

🐨 🎀 𝐵𝒶𝒷𝒷🍬💞𝑒𝓎 🎀 🐨

ʙᴀʙʙᴏᴏᴇʏ

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вαввσσєу

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(NSFW-ish) I wear SKIRTS
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I wear SKIRTS so that my GIGANTIC FUCKING DICK and my FAT FUCKING BALLS can breath. Everytime I wear SHORTS or TROUSERS I feel like I'm trying to stuff TWO RABID BOARS into a HAMSTER WHEEL. And don't get me even started on JEANS. The last time I tried to wear some MY FUCKING DICK just cut through it like A LIGHTSABER through a toddler's FLESH. EVERYBODY saw my 20" SNICKERS BAR and now I have a flock of girls and men CONSTANTLY following me for SEX. I am so SICK of people thinking I'm GAY simply because I wear skirts. I'm only gay BECAUSE I want to FUCK MEN. And NOT because I wear SKIRTS.

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My parents found my anal dildo collection
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Hi all!

I’m a 23 y/o (male) college student and I live at home. Over the years I’ve collected and have lots of dildos and butt plugs. Lots of these dildos I’ve bought on an impulse with free credit card points. I have about 12 from ribbed ones to large realistic ones and even a hand shaped one. Some of them are some pretty sizable ones. I also have about 6 butt plugs and a wand massager.

Two nights ago my mom went snooping through my drawers and found all of it. She was mortified. She also has mental issues and is on 5 medications and is being super emotional. She said she doesn’t even think she can call me her baby again.

I’ve been super into anal and love a good stretch but I don’t do it frequently at all. Last time was 3 weeks ago and before that many months ago. I went most of the pandemic not doing any of this stuff. My parents think I have a real problem. Is this a problem? Do I have a problem?

*edit* my mom wasn’t going through my stuff to snoop. She went to get some of my melatonin to help her sleep and was wondering why I never used my drawers for all my cloths (I store lots of stuff in there) and she took a peek. She was mortified and is having a terrible reaction. My dad is in her side too and is furious. He travels for work and won’t be home til next week.

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sorry for all the drama i caused
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sorry for all the drama i caused, what happened yesterday shouldve happened in private. i think it's best i head out of this discord after yesterday, but i genuinely wish you all the best of luck in continuing to make a great and successful server - see ya around

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im pussy starved
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Pussy is a scarce resource that pussy-bearers (i.e. women) only give out to the upper echelons of men (even for them, it's scant) which leaves average men, like me, in an ecosystem desolate of delectable pussy. I'm slowly but surely going insane without pussy...

I NEED PUSSY

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Ball Cleavage Shorts Should be a Thing
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Ball cleveage shorts should be a thing.

I feel like society is ready.

I can imagine all sorts of cool outfits that show off my ball cleveage, for the office, for the pool, weddings and any sort of occasion.

Wearing ball cleavage shorts will allow us men to use our assets to flirt with women who are in power in hopes of gaining some unfair advantage over those who are less endowed.

There would be "wonder shorts" which push the balls up front and accentuate the cleavage. Like diamonds on a pedestal.

There would be a little hole in the shorts to let the ball cleavage poke through

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Backpacks
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I'm having a casual walk down the street. I know it's not wise to do so late at night but the grocery run was essential. As I was walking back, though, someone came out of an alleyway and blocked my path. Although I was just gonna go around him, he suddenly produced a weapon."Whoa" I said. "Calm down, I don't want any trouble. I already spent all my money back at the grocery store." The goon sneered at me. "I don't want your material items. I want you to come with me." Although I was scared of being dragged away from witnesses into an alleyway, I didn't want to risk getting shot so I took my chances. Down that alleyway multiple other goons stood around, backs up against the wall looking very intimidating. One of them stepped forward. "We finally got ya." I was puzzled. "What do you want from me?" He produced 4 backpacks from seemingly nowhere. "You foolish pedestrian. If you care about your life you will fill these backpacks FULL." I was a little more than confused at this point. "Fill it with what? I've got nothing on me!" That's when every member suddenly looked up at me, revealing red eyes that pierced the darkness of the night. Their teeth were sharp, and they had horns. "You must fill all these backpacks FULL of CUM. Or we will kill you." That immediately shook me. What on Earth were they talking about? As I stammered, trying to process what he just said, another goon spoke up. "You heard him, skinny boy! You better get wankin'!" The intimidating looks caused my fear to completely override all my logic and confusion, and I gave in to the wishes of the gang of evil beings. I ripped off my clothing in front of them all, and got to it. It was only after I started that I realized the frivolousness of this act. How could I possibly fill all of these backpacks FULL of CUM? I could barely discharge enough to fill a backpack pocket! My thoughts were cut short with my first load, the gang gave me a round of applause and told me to keep going. I kept yanking and wanking and beating and heating, eventually my dong started to get really, really sore and the first backpack was only half filled. "Please just let me go, I can't do this anymore." I pleaded and begged. Upon hearing this, one of the biggest, most muscular gang members stepped forward. "Looks like you just need a little encouragement to keep going." He said, as he grabbed me with his gigantic bear arms and started to jack me off. It felt like he was going to rip it off my body, the pain surged like nothing I had ever felt before. After 30 grueling, painful minutes of food and water being forcefully inserted into my body, being converted into cum just to be discharged, I collapsed on the ground, naked and covered in blood, bruises, and scars. Barely conscious, I heard the last words of the gang. "See ya later, loser". And they took the backpacks FULL of CUM away, never for me to see again.

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Australia is a satanic stronghold.
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Australia is a satanic stronghold.
We all know of the rampant pedophilia, SRA, red shoe clubs and freemasonic luciferian creeps that lurk in the shadows.

The agenda to inject is diabolically evil and it’s interesting to see how one man, an orthodox christian man being No-vax Djockovic, has taken centre position on the world stage right now.

What’s even more interesting is that he has spent the most holy day of the Serbian orthodox calendar in detention in Melbourne…
a city that has completely fallen under satan’s spell.
Even the police wear an upside down pentagram on their shoulders,
so none of this is new to those with eyes to see.

Make no mistake,
spiritual warfare is unfolding right before our eyes and could it be that Novax is symbolically representing the unvaccinated people of the world?

Are we seeing Novax playing an archetypal role of the collective unconscious made manifest for all the world to see one thing very clearly…
That this is good versus evil?

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Skephalo 🏳️‍🌈❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙
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TW:// Caps, Skeppy, Bbh, Shipping, DSMP, LGBTQ+

❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️ Oh my god (language qwq) every night I can only think of skephalo. It’s become my life, it’s so hot… 💖💖 happytwt, imagine,❤️💙 just imagine 💝 it…. Skeppy and bad getting onto their crusty sheets and… uaaahh~ Skeppy’s Minecraft skin is so dead inside it is HOT. and bads is just so baaad~~ in a good way ❤️‍🔥 gosh…. I’m rambling… I can imagine bad yelling while Skeppy plows him well💕💕💕 he’d be like: “OH MY GOODNESS, SKEPPY! PING SPOOF ME RIGHT THERE!! AWUUAAH!!~~ THIS IS THE 14TH TIME WEVE sin LIKE THIS!!! UMU UWAA GEPPY THIS ISNT SUMTHIN WE CAN JUST SLASH SLASH UNDO!!! BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD!! DARN YOU MUFFIN HEAD!!! UWUU” And Skeppy just stares at him with his hot, derpy face, deeply aroused…. 🥵🥵 repost to scare the homophobes OWO!!! sorry, skephalo will always be real, IN MY HEART UUWUUUUUAAA!~~

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She’s a maniac, MANIAC on the floor…
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…and she’s dancing like she’s never danced before. Which is to be expected, because she has in fact never danced before. We tried to convince her that her lack of ever dancing would be reflected in the quality of her performance, but her state of mania made it difficult for her to take our counsel seriously.

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