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running out of Q-tips and Vaseline
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My girlfriend is out of town for a week and her female cat, a six year old American Shorthair has been in heat for two days now and I am at my wits end.
The cat, Samantha, has been meowing and rubbing and presenting all the time. You know, she crouches down, ass in the air and looks back while making those loud cat noises. I ignored her at first but she kept doing it.
I figured that if I found some way to relieve her tension she would stop so when she started presenting, I would get a water gun and squirt her in the bum to convince her to tone it down. This only seemed to get her more excited and she would end up jumping on my lap and squirming. This seemed to only make her situation worse as she now seems to be even more in heat than before. I inserted a Q-tip covered in Vaseline, to make her think she was getting what she wanted and that seemed to help at first but now Samantha can't seem to get enough of it, every fifteen minutes she's crawling all over me, demanding to be serviced and I am running out of Q-tips and Vaseline.
Has anyone else had this problem? What did you do? Help!!
No weird comments!

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Roxxane wolf is so hawt
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Roxanne Wolf is so hot😍🥵. 🔥🔥🔥Never in the history of gaming‼️ has there been a hotter character. 🥵🥵🥵She is more than a robot wolf🐺 to me, she is a person.😤😳 She is a little tease but she's basically my wife.👩‍❤️‍👨😊 The devs know what they did with that wolf.😏👉 The 💥aesthetic💥 paired with her demeanor make her such an attractive character.👈👈 Nothing gets me going better than a punk rock🤘 wolf🐺 chick🤍❤️🤍. Every inch of her is so hot.🔥🔥🔥 Her 🥵thighs🥵 up to her 👅midriff👅 and her eyes👀. Every inch of her is perfection incarnate😤. I would save the game and let her catch me just to feel the intimacy between us ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. I crave more than lustful💦 fantasies with her, I seek deep romantic involvement🤗. The craftsmanship of her character surpasses everything I expected from this 💯game💯. Her tone of voice and language choice formats her character⚡ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ⚡. The choice of clothes😈 with ✨short shorts✨ and the crop top which reveal her 😻milky thighs😻 and delectable midriff🦵🦵 compliment her punk rock personality more. She is my wife👅, and nothing dissuades me from this♪┌|∵|┘♪

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Warwick Davis
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Imagine being Warwick Davis. You win a lawsuit against the internet for $14 million dollars and then the day comes for you to collect your check at the bank. You roll into the establishment like a wretched demonic acorn fallen from a corpse tree blooming in the depths of hell, and the banker sneers at you from behind his desk with well-justified disgust born of ancient genetic memory. He looks down upon you like a colossus in the vast distance, his hurricane breathing tossing you about like a dog toy. Undeterred, you board your hasty chariot made of an old matchstick box drawn by two centipedes and whip them into action with a string of dental floss. The noble steeds prove fast and unwieldy, you'll have to use your settlement money to replace them. After reaching the edges of the rich mahogany, you swallow hard knowing the immense task before you scaling such an incredible height. With sewing needles in hand, you begin the arduous eight-hour mountain climb up the side of the desk, stopping only for rest and a high-calorie nutrient feast of a single sesame seed. Along the way you are nearly crushed to death when a tumbling cascade of dust motes screeches by. But finally, after defying all the odds, you reach the summit. The banker detects your presence with the aid of an electron microscope. "Congratulations on your victory, Mr. Davis" he says, with the bile surging in the back of his throat. He writes you a check and drops it upon you, but the paper is like a comet sent by heaven. Instead of being smashed by the immeasurable weight however you are absorbed into the valence shell of a hydrogen atom. It must suck to be a midge.

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I am UNGODLY horny
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Recently found this YouTube video of a vlogger who is chubby, BBW and hot. And their recent video had so many nip slips I couldn't help but get aroused, I found their Reddit profile where they do post their nudes. And all my pent up arousal and sexual desire just erupted and I came really hard.

I also follow lewd Instagram pages of women and bookmark lewd stuff on Twitter, read doujins on nhentai, or browse weird porn videos on xvideos for my obscure fetishes. I can't stop masturbating even as I'm typing this...

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try this in a discord server (may get banned tho, so be careful)
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THEY SAID DEEZ NUTS
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Guys look it’s a person that said deez nuts let us all clap our hands in joy at the instance. I mean I couldn’t rush the red carpet faster, I almost forgot the paper fans. Statues should go up in this persons honor for the said the two most magic words of all deez nuts. Let’s not forget their extravagant meal we can’t have this person going hungry, they have a meeting with cleopatra because they said it, deez nuts. I almost passed out at the near attractiveness of said fellow, I can only imagine what they’ll do next. Fuck you bitch ass fucker.

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average discord mod
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So the other day, I was playing rainbow six siege, and I heard one of my teammates make a callout in the voice chat. It was a real life gamer girl. God, I kid you not, I just stopped playing and pulled my dick out. “fuck, Fuck!” I was yelling in voice chat. I just wanted to hear her voice again. “Please,” I moaned. But she left the lobby. I was crying and covered in my own cum, but I remembered that I could find recent teammates in the ubiplay friends tab. I frantically closed down siege and opened the tab, to find out she had TTV IN HER NAME!!! She was streaming, and only had 100 viewers!!! The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to her. I was already about to pre. She read my donation in the chat. God this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time. I did a little research, and found out where she goes to school, but I am a little nervous to talk to her in person, and need support. Any advice before my Uber gets to her middle school?

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Roxanne Wolf is so freaking hot
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I can't fucking take it anymore. It might be weird saying it but Roxanne Wolf is so goddamn hot. I am not into furries but holy crap is she sexy. All I want in this world is her to step on me, dominate me and turn me into an even bigger degenerate than i already am. Everything about her is perfect, her body, her appearance, her voice and her personality are so hot. The devs knew they were making such a sexy robot waifu when they designed her. She made me rock hard the very first time I saw her. I knew she would be my instant-favorite after laying my eyes on her. I can't even concentrate while playing Security Breach, because everytime i hear or see her I instantly get turned on. Sometimes I let Roxy chase me and then hide, only so that she can be closer to me. There is nothing in this world that i won't do for her. She is the embodiment of perfection. She is a queen. She is truly the best. She is #1. I will worship her until the end of time and treat her like the goddes she is.

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I tried to kiss my Professor (and potential research supervisor)...Are my chances ruined? 😨
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I had an interview for a research assistant position earlier today. The interviewer( The Professor in question is a woman) was smoking hot, and we really hit it off. She very clearly liked me and seemed to be giving me “the look” left right and center. I honestly lost count of the number of times she laughed at things that I said and she seemed to genuinely enjoy talking to me. We ended up chatting for nearly 3 hours, and most of our conversation wasn’t even remotely about the research project-just randomly about ourselves. Towards the end of the interview I had a strong urge to go in for a kiss. It’s as though I completely forgot that this was an interview for a position, and my desires got the best of me. I guess I completely misread the situation too, as she immediately shouted “what are you doing?” as I was about to go in for it. I immediately apologized and we kind if ended things awkwardly then and there. I am really stressed out about the repercussions of this; I really like the research project and she’s the only professor to do research in this very niche field in Canada and is even well-known in the country in this field. Am I not gonna get a research assistant position ever again? Is the prof gonna report this to the faculty and dean? Am I screwed for all future of grad school?

P.s: I can't sleep at all with what happened

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Tankie Diss Track I’ve been working on… thoughts?
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Okay, I know it sounds cringe. I get it… but I’ve put a whole lotta time into this one. It’s been a work in progress for the past two months or so, and I’m only on my 2nd rough draft. I’m really just seeking some basic criticism. I haven’t found an appropriate beat yet, but I’m looking for something kinda boom-bap. Lots of snare.

Basically, this is the gist of it.

yeah… yeah yeah… yo… check check i love being socialist hammer and sickle but all these stupid tankies are stupd and fickle i never farm because farming is an authleft lie stupid tankies in a evil china communist mind…

lame ass tankies u think ur communist you’re notanist you think you rock but you flopping in this politics are my game and I make it freaking rule lib soc rule and tankies drool

im so tired of all these stupid tankies all the meme on vaush channel are super freaking dankie i think it’s obvious I’ve won time to drop the mic stupid tabkies could never hold a LIGHT!!!!

Remember, this is just a rough draft. Obviously I’ll work out the kinks and typos. Can I please get some criticism? CONSTRUCTIVE ONLY. I don’t appreciate bullying.

edit: THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND REDDITORS!

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Not a single drop of cum
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I remember my early masturbatory adventures. The first time I masturbated, I had an intense orgasm, but alas, not a single drop of cum. I was determined to cum, no matter the cost. I jerked off constantly; day and night and I refused to take breaks. I didn't want to stop and eat, so I decided to jack and snack. One day, when I was vigorously shaking my hot spicy boner, I suddenly felt an intense, sharp pain in my arm. I was screaming in agony, but I couldn't stop there. I decided to shake it off. I was sweating so much. Everything was hurting, but I just needed a few more shakes. I shook even faster. Suddenly, I was shaking at speeds I never believed were humanely possible, and then...

It happened...

I was blessed with the most satisfying orgasm I'd ever experienced. My legs gave out and I fell to the floor. I was completely drenched in sweat and cum. I didn't even care that my arm was completely dead. All my hard work had finally payed off. This was a very important milestone in my adolescence and it shaped the kind of person I am today.

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Balls
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I've forgotten how delightful the stench of my moist ball gunk was. After not showering for 3 months, as I was speedrunning FNAF games and confessing my love to Chica. I have been too busy. But tonight. I was feeling naughty, so I opened reddit. And did my naughty business to the Pokémon r34 challenge I'm doing, where every day, (I spin a Pokémon. And when it lands on said Pokémon, I have to cum to that Pokémon. But anyway back on the topic)then smelt my hands, and the delight of my ball stench infected my nostrils like a disease. I never wish to shower ever again.

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Male Boner
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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with the average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of dick. Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius\^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,00.8 meters. I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8\^2 = 1.5424*10\^22 The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04*10\^37 kg*m\^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159*10\^-5 radians/second. Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth. L = I*omega = 8.04*10\^37 kg\*m\^2 \* 7.2921159 \* 10\^-5 = 5.86286*10\^33. 5.86286*10\^33 = (8.04*10\^37 + 1.5424*10\^22) *omega -> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05 This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than the earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10\^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day. If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nano seconds longer in bed.

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Markiplier said “hello I am markiplier” and he pulled out his 12 gauge shotgun and shoot me I was hurting but I fight back and markiplier was like “Nooo I will get revenge NOO” and I was like yaya I defeated markiplier woohoo
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Please use this to upvote CummyBot2000_v2
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Let me tell you the truth about Santa Claus. If his Marx-esque appearance and red clothing weren’t an immediate giveaway, I must point blank tell you: Santa is a communist.

I am sorry if I ruin your festive mood, I am sorry if you think it’s blasphemy, but it’s time to face the facts. Despite of what you want to believe, the world is governed by market forces and a seemingly benevolent, egalitarian creature won’t grant your wishes just because you ask nicely. So before you go wasting ink and paper writing your letter, hear me out.

Santa Is an Authoritarian

First of all, sorry to shatter your beliefs, but Santa is not benevolent. He is an authoritarian who without any rule of law arbitrarily decides who is naughty or nice. If he deems you nice, he will reward you. But if he deems you naughty, well, who knows what a powerful communist like him would do to you.

Sure, you could argue that the nicer you are, the bigger the reward, but that’s also true for a communist dictator. The closer you are to his own subjective ideal, the better you serve his own interests, the more you will get. There is no telling, however, when his fancy changes.

Santa won’t reward you on some objective merit. He favors his cronies, but he thinks everyone should get something. Each according to one’s needs.

In the spirit of a good egalitarian tradition, he disincentivizes actual accomplishments. If you keep your head low you will get something. It is unnecessary to do better. Only if you are a crony, is it worth to aim higher.

If you are not deemed as an enemy of Santa, you will receive something, don’t worry.

Moreover, where do you think all those toys come from? Santa is running a sweatshop exploiting the elves, who won’t get any wagers. They are essentially slaves, who have to work, because they fear Santa. It only makes sense. Santa doesn’t ask for money for what he is doing, so he himself has no income. This means he cannot pay any employees.

And what exactly is Santa doing? He knows where you live,he know what you have been doing, he spies on you, disrespecting your privacy. Santa goes into your house, disregarding private property, and forces his services on you. Santa also wants you to downvote CummyB\*t9999

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Why i'm Openly Transphobic (controversial)
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I mean really? Who even likes those things anyway. Trains are such unnecessary things in our modern society. They are dirty, ugly, and always have at least 1 drug dealer inside it. I fucking hate trains, cars and buses are 1000% times more superior. Fuck trains and their shitty railways clogging up the land.

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EVIL pro tip: invite your friends to a sleepover and specify that you have enough sleeping accommodations for everyone
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EVIL pro tip: invite your friends to a sleepover and specify that you have enough sleeping accommodations for everyone then when they arrive be like "yeah all the other beds disappeared like ghosts" so everyone has to sleep in this one massive bed but it's really more like 3 california king beds attached at the sides and all your friends reluctantly accept and spread a rumor to different random people that you and x friend slept together (technically true) to cause chaos. once the rumor has reached a sufficient number of people such that your other friends are discussing the rumors like the climax of an episode of a mediocre sitcom, propose to all of your friends at once then immediately say lol get fucked and ride away on your motorbike, never to be seen again

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Foreskin makes every aspect of sex TREMENDOUSLY better there's no contest. also circumcision does not make the penis prettier this is the biggest lie ever told and believed. One only needs to compare both penises fully erect side by side and look really look very closely. There's a hugh difference that can't be denied. the intact uncircumcised penis is always nice shiny smooth warm soft moist and supple with a rich healthy reddish pink color and velvety smooth texture that's so incredibly beautiful IMMACULATE PICTURE PERFECT SO PRISTINE MOST ALL AMERICAN WOMEN HAVE NO IDEA JUST HOW SPECTACULAR THE ALL NATURAL UNMUTILATED INTACT PENIS REALLY IS. THE ONE THAT MOTHER NATURE 6 MILLION YEARS OF EVOLUTIONARY DEVELOPMENT AND NATURAL SELECTION OVERSEEING THE WHOLE PROCESS INSURING ITS SHEER PERFECTION A TRUE MASTERPIECE OF FORM AND FUNCTION. NO SCARRING NO DISFIGUREMENT NO DISCOLORATION NO CALLIOUSING NO KARRATININZATION NO DRYED OUT GLAN NO DYSFUNCTIONALZATION ALL OF THESE DISGUSTING TRAITS SICK AMERICAN WOMEN SEEM TO LOVE TO THEIR OUN DETRIMENT AND UNSATISFIED DRY PAINFUL DISCOMFORTING CIRCUMSEX THE ONLY KIND THEY'LL EVER KNOW AND DESERVE. BECAUSE STATISTICALLY AN AMERICAN WOMAN HAS A BETTER CHANCE OF GETTING STRUCK BY LIGHTNING THAN TO EVER ENCOUNTER A AMERICAN BORN MALE LEFT INTACT ALL NATURAL SUPERIOR THE WAY NATURE INTENDED UNALTERED UNREGULATED SIMPLY SPECTACULAR. UNFORTUNATELY EXTREMELY RARE IN AMERICA DUE TO THE DEMONIZATION LIES MISINFORMATION PROMAGATED BY THE PRO GENITAL MUTILATION CULTURE AMERICANS HAVE BEEN ENDOCRINATED INTO BY THE POWERS THAT BE AND JEWISH CABAL THAT CONTROL THE MASS AMERICAN POPULATION SADLY. ONCE a AMERICAN women has sex with a intact or uncircumcised guy all bets are off it only takes 5 or 10 minutes of sex with a penis that has a foreskin there difference simply can't be DENIED. The difference is not a little its alot TREMENDOUS difference really often compared to watching a transformer movie in black and white compared to I MAX THAT MUCH OF A DIFFERENCE. TREMENDOUS like I said. Also if she's never experienced the most PLEASURABLE satisfying GRATIFYING sex HUMANELY POSSIBLE thats always accompanied with THE MOST INTENSIVE MULTIPLE FULL BODY ORGASMS SHE'S MOST LIKELY NEVER HAD BEFORE. Mainly because most all AMERICAN WOMEN have never ever even seen all natural fully functional ANATOMICALLY COMPLETE and CORRECT penis before. And have been literally BRAINWASHED into believing that the all natural INTACT uncircumcised penis is somehow dirty gross and disgusting. like female circumcision the clitoris clitoral hood and laybia of a woman are gross dirty and disgusting to those same type of people feel. That really need to just grow up and be mature for a welcomed change. One day they will come to their senses and realize just how stupid UNENLIGHTENED UNINFORMED UNEDUCATED They truly are SADLY Unfortunately those INTACT have been CONSTANTLY MOCKED RIDICULED BODY SHAMED & DEMONIZED so relentlessly they don't know any other way to feel about it which is so sad unfair and just plain wrong on so many levels It truly boggles the mind. Of all countries AMERICA Land of the free except when it comes to newborn infants genital integrity they are stripped of their manhood the most important ESSENTIAL HIGHLY SPECIALIZED sexual organ on the human body AMPUTATED because of SICK PERVERTED DISGUSTING DISGRACEFUL INSANE PEDOPHILES THAT CONTROL THE MALE GENITAL MUTILATING CULTURE THAT AMERICANS ESPECIALLY AMERICAN WOMEN HAVE BEEN FIRMLY ENDOCRINATED INTO SADLY.

GOD HELP US ALL FOR WE KNOW NOT AT ALL WHAT WE DO OR HAVE DONE FOR ALMOST A CENTURY. CIRCUMCISION HAS QUITE LITERALLY DISTROYED OUR SONS TURNING THEM INTO SEXUAL CRIPPLES FOR LIFE & GIVEN US THIS F ING RAPE CULTURE AMERICANS LOVE SO MUCH.

SICK.

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