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Pokephilia
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Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
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go fuck yourself
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Not taking the vaccine. And the reason? Go fuck yourself. Wear a mask? I don't think so. Go fuck yourself. Sign in at a business with my smartphone, or on a sign-in sheet? Not a chance. Go FUCKING fuck yourself.
And maybe, if you're reading this, you're thinking, "oh, he mad" or "wow, another tourist from you-know-where" or "cry moar edgy teen kid." Maybe you have meme pictures lined up with your replies, to make you look cool and show all the other cool kids how cool you are. Again, go fuck yourself. Maybe you'll try a different angle - the "pity" or "fake-pity to gather personal information for ammunition" angle. You know it. Go fuck yourself.
And if maybe, just maybe, there are repercussions to all of this? Consequences? ("Will never be the same." Go fuck yourself.) Then go fuck yourself. If I lose my job? If my personal life is obliterated? If there's even criminal charges laid against me? I will spend every remaining cent until I am penniless, to hire the finest defense lawyer and round-the-clock media team to document my every move, for absolute maximum exposure possible.
And if, for whatever reason, all of that fails entirely and I'm sent to prison - penniless, jobless, no longer having a girlfriend or anyone to support me, as the last of my health slowly drains away from the virus known as COVID-19? My last words to the judge and the courtroom will be exactly the same as they are to you, today.
Go fuck yourself.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/rwgk44
And maybe, if you're reading this, you're thinking, "oh, he mad" or "wow, another tourist from you-know-where" or "cry moar edgy teen kid." Maybe you have meme pictures lined up with your replies, to make you look cool and show all the other cool kids how cool you are. Again, go fuck yourself. Maybe you'll try a different angle - the "pity" or "fake-pity to gather personal information for ammunition" angle. You know it. Go fuck yourself.
And if maybe, just maybe, there are repercussions to all of this? Consequences? ("Will never be the same." Go fuck yourself.) Then go fuck yourself. If I lose my job? If my personal life is obliterated? If there's even criminal charges laid against me? I will spend every remaining cent until I am penniless, to hire the finest defense lawyer and round-the-clock media team to document my every move, for absolute maximum exposure possible.
And if, for whatever reason, all of that fails entirely and I'm sent to prison - penniless, jobless, no longer having a girlfriend or anyone to support me, as the last of my health slowly drains away from the virus known as COVID-19? My last words to the judge and the courtroom will be exactly the same as they are to you, today.
Go fuck yourself.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/rwgk44
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Last night, my son asked me abt sex.
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Last night, my son asked me abt sex. I’ve given him sex education before and taught him to stay pure.
Z: Does it really feel good when penis goes into vagina?
Me: Yes. But don’t be perverted. U shld only feel gd with the one u r married to. If u feel good with anyone for sexual pleasure, then there is something wrong with u. It’s like satisfying the body wrongly with drugs or liken to eating junk food full of chemicals that cause cravings to the brain. For the wrong pleasure, casual sex might even destroy your health cos people who anyhow have sex with anyone are highly likely to get sexually transmitted viruses and diseases. Not only your physical body is contaminated, your soul & your spirit will contaminate too. Don’t kiss or touch a girl if u r not married to her cos that potentially can lead to sex. Do not believe when other boys say u r not macho if u never had sex before. Don’t join in those dirty talks abt women’s body too. That is disrespect & dishonour. But u must be aware that by looking at sexy ladies your penis might “stand”.
Z: What to do if my penis stands and I feel like having sex?
Me: Just control…😅😅
In my heart I tot he could probably masturbate? But it sounded so wrong too. 😅😅 Yet I dunno is there any other solution 😅. Oh man it is not easy parenting at all!
Last night, God gave me a revelation in my sleep.“A pure soul should not be aroused.”Wow! God is saying when one’s mind is pure and healthy, we should not have sexual cravings except for our beloved married partner. And don’t believe in what the world says about the body must “release” the sperms if aroused. It should not cause any harm to the body even if a person does not have sex for decades. Important thing is to stay pure in the mind and the rest would take care by itself.
Ok, a pure mind should not have reaction when he sees a sexy lady😅😅. I got to correct that. 🙏🏻
In this time and age, I find it challenging in bringing up a wholesome good boy. What is right in the eyes of God? Even amongst believers there are different opinion regarding oral sex between married couples. Ok, me not expert in parenting such topic, trying to get the most right concept on sexuality too. If u wanna comment here, please be sensitive. If not I will delete u lolxx 🤣🤣🤣
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Z: Does it really feel good when penis goes into vagina?
Me: Yes. But don’t be perverted. U shld only feel gd with the one u r married to. If u feel good with anyone for sexual pleasure, then there is something wrong with u. It’s like satisfying the body wrongly with drugs or liken to eating junk food full of chemicals that cause cravings to the brain. For the wrong pleasure, casual sex might even destroy your health cos people who anyhow have sex with anyone are highly likely to get sexually transmitted viruses and diseases. Not only your physical body is contaminated, your soul & your spirit will contaminate too. Don’t kiss or touch a girl if u r not married to her cos that potentially can lead to sex. Do not believe when other boys say u r not macho if u never had sex before. Don’t join in those dirty talks abt women’s body too. That is disrespect & dishonour. But u must be aware that by looking at sexy ladies your penis might “stand”.
Z: What to do if my penis stands and I feel like having sex?
Me: Just control…😅😅
In my heart I tot he could probably masturbate? But it sounded so wrong too. 😅😅 Yet I dunno is there any other solution 😅. Oh man it is not easy parenting at all!
Last night, God gave me a revelation in my sleep.“A pure soul should not be aroused.”Wow! God is saying when one’s mind is pure and healthy, we should not have sexual cravings except for our beloved married partner. And don’t believe in what the world says about the body must “release” the sperms if aroused. It should not cause any harm to the body even if a person does not have sex for decades. Important thing is to stay pure in the mind and the rest would take care by itself.
Ok, a pure mind should not have reaction when he sees a sexy lady😅😅. I got to correct that. 🙏🏻
In this time and age, I find it challenging in bringing up a wholesome good boy. What is right in the eyes of God? Even amongst believers there are different opinion regarding oral sex between married couples. Ok, me not expert in parenting such topic, trying to get the most right concept on sexuality too. If u wanna comment here, please be sensitive. If not I will delete u lolxx 🤣🤣🤣
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Oh No! You lost Social Karma!
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(我们的) ATTENTION NETIZEN! 500 Social Karma has been deleted from your account for using Emoji! You will be sentenced to 20 years of reeducation through cock and ball torture. Glory to The reddit!
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(我们的) ATTENTION NETIZEN! Another 50 Karma has been removed from your account! You will be publicly executed, we are looking forward to your early death. Glory to The reddit!
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(我们的) ATTENTION NETIZEN! 500 Social Karma has been deleted from your account for using Emoji! You will be sentenced to 20 years of reeducation through cock and ball torture. Glory to The reddit!
reddit 急诊部-紧急通知
(我们的) ATTENTION NETIZEN! Another 50 Karma has been removed from your account! You will be publicly executed, we are looking forward to your early death. Glory to The reddit!
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Ejaculation Control Begins With A Decision
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Ejaculation control is not possible without making a firm mental commitment to yourself.
I will tell this right now: ejaculation control is not possible without making your “decision for Christ!”
If, before you have intercourse, you do not make the mental commitment to hold onto your ejaculation – no matter what – then there is little to no chance of you doing so during intercourse.
When every cell in your body is screaming at you to release, gnawing relentlessly at your private parts, trying to convince you that ejaculation is just what you need at the moment, promising to relieve you of this torturous pleasure, you must have 100% of your mental determination to hold onto your ejaculate if you are to succeed.
The mental aspect of ejaculation control is by far more important than the physiological. As men, we want to take action: do exercises! Build muscle! Perfect the physical manipulation required to hold off.
In order to control your ejaculation, to prevent ejaculation, to increase the time before you ejaculate, to push your edge, expand your capabilities, you must, must, MUST make the decision to hold off.
Must. Without the decision, you do have a snowball’s chance in hell. Because even with it, you will start bargaining with yourself, making deals with yourself, trying to convince yourself that it is actually a great idea to cum right now, although it’s been less than two minutes inside of her.
Believe it or not, every ejaculation you release is preceded by a subtle, often subconscious choice to release.
If you do not believe me, then watch yourself, listen to yourself, and hear yourself say something like this before you ejaculate:
Source: https://old.reddit.com/rwe31d
I will tell this right now: ejaculation control is not possible without making your “decision for Christ!”
If, before you have intercourse, you do not make the mental commitment to hold onto your ejaculation – no matter what – then there is little to no chance of you doing so during intercourse.
When every cell in your body is screaming at you to release, gnawing relentlessly at your private parts, trying to convince you that ejaculation is just what you need at the moment, promising to relieve you of this torturous pleasure, you must have 100% of your mental determination to hold onto your ejaculate if you are to succeed.
The mental aspect of ejaculation control is by far more important than the physiological. As men, we want to take action: do exercises! Build muscle! Perfect the physical manipulation required to hold off.
In order to control your ejaculation, to prevent ejaculation, to increase the time before you ejaculate, to push your edge, expand your capabilities, you must, must, MUST make the decision to hold off.
Must. Without the decision, you do have a snowball’s chance in hell. Because even with it, you will start bargaining with yourself, making deals with yourself, trying to convince yourself that it is actually a great idea to cum right now, although it’s been less than two minutes inside of her.
Believe it or not, every ejaculation you release is preceded by a subtle, often subconscious choice to release.
If you do not believe me, then watch yourself, listen to yourself, and hear yourself say something like this before you ejaculate:
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ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意！
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ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意！
ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意！
This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese
Communist Party.您的Internet 浏览器历史记录
和活动引起了我们的注意。
YOUR INTERNET
ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION.
因此，您的个人资料中的 11115 （-11115 Social
Credits) 个社会积分将打折。DO NOT DO THIS
AGAIN!不要再这样做!If you do not hesitate,
more Social Credits (-11115 Social Credits will
be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the
ssubtraction of ration supplies.(由人民供应部重新
4)[2 CCP) You'll also be sent into a re-education
camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone.
如果您毫不犹豫，更多的社会信用将从您的个人资
料中打折，从而导致口粮供应减少。您还将被送
到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。
为党争光!Glory to the CCP!
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ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意！
This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese
Communist Party.您的Internet 浏览器历史记录
和活动引起了我们的注意。
YOUR INTERNET
ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION.
因此，您的个人资料中的 11115 （-11115 Social
Credits) 个社会积分将打折。DO NOT DO THIS
AGAIN!不要再这样做!If you do not hesitate,
more Social Credits (-11115 Social Credits will
be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the
ssubtraction of ration supplies.(由人民供应部重新
4)[2 CCP) You'll also be sent into a re-education
camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone.
如果您毫不犹豫，更多的社会信用将从您的个人资
料中打折，从而导致口粮供应减少。您还将被送
到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。
为党争光!Glory to the CCP!
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Hardened
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I come from a long line of murderers and narcisists and have had high expectations on me my whole life. In my house there is an unspoken rule that you should show no weakness. I am borderline incapable of crying now, have a very high pain tolerance, and am capable of hiding any emotion that isint extremely strong. This is what I mean whenever I use the phrase hardened. But of course, this has not stoped the crippling porn addiction, so it is not incorrect to say Im hardened both ways most of the time.
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Jesus
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I shat everywhere in my house last night
It was absolutely fucking vile and disgusting. Whatever you're imagining right now, it's worse. Way worse. I'm still in utter shock and am completely apalled.
Last night, I woke up incredibly sick, with a very high temperature while somehow shivering severely to the point where I needed 3 heavy blankets on me. Yet my temperature was at 103.3 degrees. This was no hangover or anything, as I haven't drank for weeks, not even on New Years Eve. I felt like absolute dogwater that entire day anyway. My stomach also was in immense pain.
Then, around 8:00 PM, when I thought everything was better, the stomach pain returned, I farted non-stop, and then suddenly, I felt a sharp pain in my ass, and then I felt an unfathomable amount of shit about to burst out of my ass. I ran at what felt like supersonic speeds to the bathroom, but I was moving far too slow as I had to clench my asscheeks with every inch of my strength.
Then, when I was literally 2 steps away from the bathroom, the shit got to such a point where I was literally paralyzed in that spot due to my ass cheeks being clenched, the only way I could move was to stop clenching. I knew that wasn't an option, but as I was pulling my pants down, my heart dropped. My ass cheeks unclenched by themselves, and a massive stream of liquidized shit fell out for what felt like minutes. It was like I was peeing out of my ass, but it was shit. It wasn't stopping, with each step I took, it continued, with the shit getting all over the floor, I didn't even have the courage to look down, until I finally got onto the toilet. When I did, I nearly vomited. Shit was all over my legs, caked on, as if I just took a dip in Willy Wonka's chocolate river, and on the floor, the carpets were stained, a straight path of a shit pile was leading to the bathroom. I stepped all over the explosive diarrhea.
The toilet seat was the worst part, though. As soon as I got on, practically the entire seat was smeared with shit, it looked like when you wipe chocolate off your chin with a napkin, but it was everywhere. I saw from across the room my underwear, and it was sickening. It was like a light brown coffee had spilled all over it, but remained the way it did while in the cup.
As soon as I sat down, the diarrhea continued to fall out of me at supersonic speeds like piss. When I pushed, it got even worse when I heard explosive fart noises. I felt like I sat there for hours, waiting for all of the shit to come out. I immediately took a half an hour long shower, thoroughly cleaning my body, and then proceeded to spend another hour cleaning up the mess that I made in the hallway.
Even then, I can still smell the shit on my legs, despite it being completely gone.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/rwa6cx
It was absolutely fucking vile and disgusting. Whatever you're imagining right now, it's worse. Way worse. I'm still in utter shock and am completely apalled.
Last night, I woke up incredibly sick, with a very high temperature while somehow shivering severely to the point where I needed 3 heavy blankets on me. Yet my temperature was at 103.3 degrees. This was no hangover or anything, as I haven't drank for weeks, not even on New Years Eve. I felt like absolute dogwater that entire day anyway. My stomach also was in immense pain.
Then, around 8:00 PM, when I thought everything was better, the stomach pain returned, I farted non-stop, and then suddenly, I felt a sharp pain in my ass, and then I felt an unfathomable amount of shit about to burst out of my ass. I ran at what felt like supersonic speeds to the bathroom, but I was moving far too slow as I had to clench my asscheeks with every inch of my strength.
Then, when I was literally 2 steps away from the bathroom, the shit got to such a point where I was literally paralyzed in that spot due to my ass cheeks being clenched, the only way I could move was to stop clenching. I knew that wasn't an option, but as I was pulling my pants down, my heart dropped. My ass cheeks unclenched by themselves, and a massive stream of liquidized shit fell out for what felt like minutes. It was like I was peeing out of my ass, but it was shit. It wasn't stopping, with each step I took, it continued, with the shit getting all over the floor, I didn't even have the courage to look down, until I finally got onto the toilet. When I did, I nearly vomited. Shit was all over my legs, caked on, as if I just took a dip in Willy Wonka's chocolate river, and on the floor, the carpets were stained, a straight path of a shit pile was leading to the bathroom. I stepped all over the explosive diarrhea.
The toilet seat was the worst part, though. As soon as I got on, practically the entire seat was smeared with shit, it looked like when you wipe chocolate off your chin with a napkin, but it was everywhere. I saw from across the room my underwear, and it was sickening. It was like a light brown coffee had spilled all over it, but remained the way it did while in the cup.
As soon as I sat down, the diarrhea continued to fall out of me at supersonic speeds like piss. When I pushed, it got even worse when I heard explosive fart noises. I felt like I sat there for hours, waiting for all of the shit to come out. I immediately took a half an hour long shower, thoroughly cleaning my body, and then proceeded to spend another hour cleaning up the mess that I made in the hallway.
Even then, I can still smell the shit on my legs, despite it being completely gone.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/rwa6cx
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"comeback" copypasta
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Don't care + didn't ask + L + Ratio + soyjak + beta + cringe + stfu + cope + seethe + ok boomer + incel + virgin + Karen + 🤡🤡🤡 + you are not just a clown , you are the entire circus + 💅💅💅 + nah this ain't it + do better + check your privilege + pronouns in bio + anime pfp + 🤢🤢🤮🤮 + the cognitive dissonance is real with this one + small dick energy + 😂😂🤣🤣 + lol copium + snowflake + 🚩🚩🚩 + those tears taste delicious + Lisa Simpson meme template saying that your opinion is wrong + 😒🙄🧐🤨+ wojak meme in which I'm the chad + average your opinion fan vs average my opinion enjoyer + random k - pop fancam + cry more + how's your wife's boyfriend doing + Cheetos breath + Intelligence 0 + r / whooooosh + r / downvotedtooblivion + blocked and reported + yo Momma so fat + I fucked your mom last night + what zero pussy does to a mf + Jesse what the fuck are you talking about + holy shit go touch some grass + cry about it + get triggered
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Powerwolf copypasta
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‼️ ‼️ HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING POWERWOLF REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺 WOLFS IS THE BEST FUCKING BAND 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 ATILLA IS SO BADASSSSS🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸 👊👊👊👊👊!!!YESCATHOLICNOCATHOLICYESCATHOLICNOSATANISTYESCATHOLICNOCATHOLICYESCATHOLICNOSATANISTYESCATHOLICNOCATHOLICYESCATHOLICNOSATANIST🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLYBALLSHOLYBALLSHOLYBALLSHOLYBALLSHOLYBALLSHOLYBALLSHOLYBALLSHOLYBALLSHOLYBALLSHOLYBALLSHOLYBALLSHOLYBALLSHOLYBALLS⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUURRRRRREEEEEEEECTIIIIIIIOOOOOON⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️POWERFUL WOLFY 🐺 ✝️ POWERFUL WOLFY 🐺 ✝️ POWERFUL WOLFY 🐺 ✝️ POWERFUL WOLFY 🐺 ✝️ POWERFUL WOLFY 🐺 ✝️ POWERFUL WOLFY🐺 ✝️ POWERFUL WOLFY 🐺 ✝️ POWERFUL WOLFY 🐺 ✝️ POWERFUL WOLFY 🐺 ✝️ POWERFUL WOLFY 🐺 ✝️POWERFUL WOLFY 🐺 ✝️ POWERFUL WOLFY 🐺 ✝️ POWERFUL WOLFY 🐺 ✝️ POWERFUL WOLFY 🐺 ✝️ POWERFUL WOLFY 🐺 ✝️ POWERFUL WOLFY 🐺 ✝️ POWERFUL WOLFY 🐺 ✝️ POWERFUL WOLFY 🐺 ✝️ POWERFUL WOLFY 🐺 ✝️ POWERFUL WOLFY 🐺 ✝️ POWERFUL WOLFY 🐺 ✝️ POWERFUL WOLFY 🐺 ✝️ POWERFUL WOLFY 🐺 ✝️ POWERFUL WOLFY 🐺 ✝️ Dead boys don\`t cry❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓I count my cash its 666 ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ATTILASCHPRACHE😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
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Response I got from r/shitposting
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I will pull out your entire nervous system from that slit on your back and gavage it to you untill you shit it back out, lather it with your anus juices while i laugh like those mad scientists while you scream in uttermost pain. I will cut off your penis and fry it until it is crisp and burnt and shred it into millions of minuscule flakes and season your nerves with your filthy penis powder and your sister's bathwater then force feed it to every mortal somewhat related to you while the prison sentinels watch in disgust but seem remotely intrigued in your fatherless figure. My expertly trained assassins will proceed to shit on your mom as if they engrossed the entire taco bell menu and you will be there helpless and sympathic while i force you to lick it as the squalid smell suffocates you. My staunch minions will shove 45 inch spiky dildos down your throat as you will worship me for leniency and I will laugh maniacally as your fresh deep red blood overflows from all the apertures in your body as I coerce you to sing to the Spongebob theme song until you are dead. I will chop your lifeless body into cubes and sell it to Mcdonalds for the chubby little kids to feed on in their tiny Happy Meals.
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Found on discord
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Why do you want to keep making mash potatoes with 3/4 tank of light headed violence? Free yourself and submit to the spiders in your feet before we’re all doing taxes with our grandparents. Slugs might be wetter than sheep but at least they know how to run.
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When a person spells the word "Ilegal" wrong.
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Me: I like kids.
You: That's Illigal
Me: Young woman. Dare you spell a word wrong due so special to me. What's wrong with you? Are you trying to personally attack me? It all started in 2005 when I was in my maths class and My maths teacher opened in cheeks infront me and farted in front of me. He then told me to inhale very deeply to experience his "heavenly" fart. Curse thy upon me since his pants were off and he farted on me with his naked cheeks. When he farted, the whole class started laughing. I was so jaw-dropped I didn't know what to say. So many thoughts were going through my mind, so the only option I could do was scream and start crying. The whole class was pointing and laughing at me, even the butt-naked teacher. I didn't know how else to react other than only cry. I was thinking of a way to get rid of this situation. However, there was one word pulsing in my mind. One word. ILLEGAL. ILLEGAL. ILLEGAL. So I was thinking whether to shout it out or walk away. But I didn't want to get embarrassed to walk away in a shy manner, so I decided to shout, or scream as the bystanders would say, at the top of my lungs. "ILLEGAL!" I finally screamed. Then everyone in the class was shocked and started murmuring to each other. Then, I gathered up the confidence to get up and take off my pants stick my dick in the teacher's fart filler butt-naked ass. And that's what I call revenge. Everyone was shocked and everyone started complimenting me, calling me the "General Omega Chad". Everyday I would walk to school and people would say to me "Hey, That's the Illegal kid!" So for the rest of my school days, I was labeled "General Omega Illegal Chad". This is why I stored this word that was so special to me and I stored it into my core memory. That's why I get deeply insulted when someone spells illegal wrong, Thank you.
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You: That's Illigal
Me: Young woman. Dare you spell a word wrong due so special to me. What's wrong with you? Are you trying to personally attack me? It all started in 2005 when I was in my maths class and My maths teacher opened in cheeks infront me and farted in front of me. He then told me to inhale very deeply to experience his "heavenly" fart. Curse thy upon me since his pants were off and he farted on me with his naked cheeks. When he farted, the whole class started laughing. I was so jaw-dropped I didn't know what to say. So many thoughts were going through my mind, so the only option I could do was scream and start crying. The whole class was pointing and laughing at me, even the butt-naked teacher. I didn't know how else to react other than only cry. I was thinking of a way to get rid of this situation. However, there was one word pulsing in my mind. One word. ILLEGAL. ILLEGAL. ILLEGAL. So I was thinking whether to shout it out or walk away. But I didn't want to get embarrassed to walk away in a shy manner, so I decided to shout, or scream as the bystanders would say, at the top of my lungs. "ILLEGAL!" I finally screamed. Then everyone in the class was shocked and started murmuring to each other. Then, I gathered up the confidence to get up and take off my pants stick my dick in the teacher's fart filler butt-naked ass. And that's what I call revenge. Everyone was shocked and everyone started complimenting me, calling me the "General Omega Chad". Everyday I would walk to school and people would say to me "Hey, That's the Illegal kid!" So for the rest of my school days, I was labeled "General Omega Illegal Chad". This is why I stored this word that was so special to me and I stored it into my core memory. That's why I get deeply insulted when someone spells illegal wrong, Thank you.
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I fucking hate gaming laptops
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I fucking hate gaming laptops.
Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.
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Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.
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The Venerable Art Style
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Actually, NFTs are a modern expression of a Classical art style which first originated in Ancient Greece. While such art has mostly been used by amateurs through its mostly underground movement, the community has evolved several times over the centuries, recreating and repurposing existing techniques for new depictions of raw emotion and impressions. Modern appreciators of the movement credit Samuel Thompson as being the frontrunner, though his works could be considered low brow, if not outright crude by today's standards.
Since his time, while the movement has rarely been thrust into the greater artistic community, there have been dozens of amateur and even professional practitioners, from William Chaloner to C.L. Blood to Victor Lustig. One frequently underlooked amateur of the craft was Fernando Wood, who later became mayor of New York City and even a U.S. Congressman in his time.
NFTs are actually a great example of the movement's basis on how artists can convey emotions; They display confidence, vanity, opportunism, credulity, and of course, innocence. NFTs are emblematic of a greater expression beyond simply their juvenile appearances, and it takes gifted talent to have even rank amateurs to the craft appreciate their ability to sway people. Of course, such art is not for everyone, and tends to draw ire and detraction from those who fail to understand the deeper meanings.
You can read more about the movement's history and stylistic tendencies [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confidence_trick), and about famous artists who dabbled in it [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_con_artists).
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Since his time, while the movement has rarely been thrust into the greater artistic community, there have been dozens of amateur and even professional practitioners, from William Chaloner to C.L. Blood to Victor Lustig. One frequently underlooked amateur of the craft was Fernando Wood, who later became mayor of New York City and even a U.S. Congressman in his time.
NFTs are actually a great example of the movement's basis on how artists can convey emotions; They display confidence, vanity, opportunism, credulity, and of course, innocence. NFTs are emblematic of a greater expression beyond simply their juvenile appearances, and it takes gifted talent to have even rank amateurs to the craft appreciate their ability to sway people. Of course, such art is not for everyone, and tends to draw ire and detraction from those who fail to understand the deeper meanings.
You can read more about the movement's history and stylistic tendencies [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confidence_trick), and about famous artists who dabbled in it [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_con_artists).
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Ayoo Caught in 64K UHD surround sound 16 Gigs ram, HDR GEFORCE RTX, TI-80 texas insturments, Triple A duracell battery ultrapower100 Cargador Compatible iPhone 1A 5 W 1400 + Cable 100% 1 Metro Blanco Compatible iPhone 5 5 C 5S 6 SE 6S 7 8 X XR XS XS MAX GoPro hero 1 2 terrabyte xbox series x Dell Ul
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Ayoo Caught in 64K UHD surround sound 16 Gigs ram, HDR GEFORCE RTX, TI-80 texas insturments, Triple A duracell battery ultrapower100 Cargador Compatible iPhone 1A 5 W 1400 + Cable 100% 1 Metro Blanco Compatible iPhone 5 5 C 5S 6 SE 6S 7 8 X XR XS XS MAX GoPro hero 1 2 terrabyte xbox series x Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved Monitor - U4919DW Sony HDC-3300R 2/3" CCD HD Super Motion Color Camera, 1080p Resolution Toshiba EM131A5C-SS Microwave Oven with Smart Sensor, Easy Clean Interior, ECO Mode and Sound On/Off, 1.2 Cu. ft, Stainless Steel HP LaserJet Pro M404n Monochrome Laser Printer with Built-in Ethernet (W1A52A) GE Voluson E10 Ultrasound Machine LG 23 Cu. Ft. Smart Wi-Fi Enabled InstaView Door-in-Door Counter-Depth Refrigerator with Craft Ice Maker GFW850SPNRS GE 28" Front Load Steam Washer 5.0 Cu. Ft. with SmartDispense, WiFi, OdorBlock and Sanitize and Allergen - Royal Sapphire Kohler K-3589 Cimarron Comfort Height Two-Piece Elongated 1.6 GPF Toilet with AquaPiston Flush Technology., Quick Charge 30W Cargador 3.0 Cargador de Viaje Enchufe Cargador USB Carga Rápida con 3 Puertos carga rápida Adaptador de Corriente para iPhone x 8 7 Xiaomi Pocophone F1 Mix 3 A1 Samsung S10 S9 S8AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 Cargador de Pared 39W Dual Puerto Cargador Móvil para Samsung Galaxy S8 / S8+/ Note 8, iPhone XS / XS Max / XR, iPad Pro / Air, HTC 10, LG G5 / G6 AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 Cargador USB 60W 6 Puerto Cargador Móvil para Samsung Galaxy S8 / S8+ / Note 8, LG G5 / G6, Nexus 5X / 6P, HTC 10, iPhone XS / XS Max / XR, iPad Pro/ Air, Moto G4 SAMSUNG 85-inch Class Crystal UHD TU-8000 Series - 64K UHD HDR Smart TV with Alexa Built-in (UN85TU8000FXZA, 2020 Model) GE 38846 Premium Slim LED Light Bar, 18 Inch Under Cabinet Fixture, Plug-In, Convertible to Direct Wire, Linkable 628 Lumens, 3000K Soft Warm White, High/Off/Low, Easy to Install, Easy to Install, 18 Ft Bissell Cleanview Swivel Pet Upright Bagless Vacuum Cleaner TraneCaught in 64K UHD surround sound 16 Gigs ram, HDR GEFORCE RTX, TI-80 texas insturments, Triple A duracell battery ultrapower100 Cargador Compatible iPhone 1A 5 W 1400 + Cable 100% 1 Metro Blanco Compatible iPhone 5 5 C 5S 6 SE 6S 7 8 X XR XS XS MAX GoPro hero 1 2 terrabyte xbox series x Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved Monitor - U4919DW Sony HDC-3300R 2/3" CCD HD Super Motion Color Camera, 1080p Resolution Toshiba EM131A5C-SS Microwave Oven with Smart Sensor, Easy Clean Interior, ECO Mode and Sound On/Off, 1.2 Cu. ft, Stainless Steel HP LaserJet Pro M404n Monochrome Laser Printer with Built-in Ethernet (W1A52A) GE Voluson E10 Ultrasound Machine LG 23 Cu. 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Ft. with SmartDispense, WiFi, OdorBlock and Sanitize and Allergen - Royal Sapphire Kohler K-3589 Cimarron Comfort Height Two-Piece Elongated 1.6 GPF Toilet with AquaPiston Flush Technology., Quick Charge 30W Cargador 3.0 Cargador de Viaje Enchufe Cargador USB Carga Rápida con 3 Puertos carga rápida Adaptador de Corriente para iPhone x 8 7 Xiaomi Pocophone F1 Mix 3 A1 Samsung S10 S9 S8AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 Cargador de Pared 39W Dual Puerto Cargador Móvil para Samsung Galaxy S8 / S8+/ Note 8, iPhone XS / XS Max / XR, iPad Pro / Air, HTC 10, LG G5 / G6 AUKEY Quick Charge 3.0 Cargador USB 60W 6 Puerto Cargador Móvil para Samsung Galaxy S8 / S8+ / Note 8, LG G5 / G6, Nexus 5X / 6P, HTC 10, iPhone XS / XS Max / XR, iPad Pro/ Air, Moto G4 SAMSUNG 85-inch Class Crystal UHD TU-8000 Series - 64K UHD HDR Smart TV with Alexa Built-in (UN85TU8000FXZA, 2020 Model) GE 38846 Premium Slim LED Light Bar, 18 Inch Under Cabinet Fixture, Plug-In, Convertible to Direct Wire, Linkable 628 Lumens, 3000K Soft Warm White, High/Off/Low, Easy to Install, Easy to Install, 18 Ft Bissell Cleanview Swivel Pet Upright Bagless Vacuum Cleaner TraneCaught in 64K UHD surround sound 16 Gigs ram, HDR GEFORCE RTX, TI-80 texas insturments, Triple A duracell battery ultrapower100 Cargador Compatible iPhone 1A 5 W 1400 + Cable 100% 1 Metro Blanco Compatible iPhone 5 5 C 5S 6 SE 6S 7 8 X XR XS XS MAX GoPro hero 1 2 terrabyte xbox series x Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved Monitor - U4919DW Sony HDC-3300R 2/3" CCD HD Super Motion Color Camera, 1080p Resolution Toshiba EM131A5C-SS Microwave Oven with Smart Sensor, Easy Clean Interior, ECO Mode and Sound On/Off, 1.2 Cu. ft, Stainless Steel HP LaserJet Pro M404n Monochrome Laser Printer with Built-in Ethernet (W1A52A) GE Voluson E10 Ultrasound Machine LG 23 Cu. 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Ben Shapiro calls you a naughty boy
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Let's say you've been a bad boy. Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty boy even. Ok, and if you were a naughty boy, you would be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslut. Now, let's say you're also daddy's boy.
Now that we have established that you are both a bad boy and daddy's boy, I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad boy deserves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you are my boy, so I am the one who must provide punishment.
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Now that we have established that you are both a bad boy and daddy's boy, I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad boy deserves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you are my boy, so I am the one who must provide punishment.
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First Boob
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I remember when I first got boob, The moment the tip of my finger touched it my head jolted back as it's lustful power corrupted my mind. My muscles spasmed as crimson red symbols filled my retinas. Suddenly, my jawline became sharp like a blade and my abs became so sharp I could grate cheese on them, but my mind was corrupted, I dropped my fedora, my niceness had faded as the boob continued to corrupt my brain. I had become an asshole, I had become Chad.
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aita chose my e girlfriend over my online bestfriend of 16 years
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so i was in an xbox party with my e-gf and my bro. we were all just gaming and hanging out. lately i noticed my bro was being super quietly lately ever since my e-gf started joining voice chat more. i kinda put the two and two together and asked him anyways because i wanted to see if he was man enough to say it. i asked him "why you being so quiet bro? is it really because theres a fucking girl in here? youre acting way different just because theres a fucking girl dude" and he immediately started SCREAMING his head off into his microphone. i didnt hear all of it but most of it was "blah blah blah im not the one who changed you are".
i left the party and started a new one and just invited my gf. i forgot to put it on private party and my bro joins again and starts fucking screaming and then says "you fucking know what? its either me or the fucking girl bro. its me or the pussy" and at this point im in fucking tears because he brought it up to this point and i say kinda without thinking "well at least this chick makes me laugh and smile all you do is fucking sit there quiet and mope" and he just said "ok. ill make your decision for you" and he left the party and removed and blocked me on everything and sent a wall of text to my gf.
we were friends since the halo 2 days in 05. so was I the asshole or him? i dont really see the big deal about wanting to spend my online time with my e-gf. shes cute and says nice stuff to me. idc that we dont really play games and stuff i just like talking to her. am i the asshole for making him kinda the third wheel? i think he is seriously got some mental problems and is jealous of my gf but like theres not much i can do about that i can tell hes a super lonely dude and has prolly never talked to a chick before and we were all we had for each other until i met this chick.
AITA? Should I apologize or should I just stand my ground? If it really bothers him that much who I spend my time with I shouldn't be his friend at all, right?
***********EDIT: me and my friend apologized to each other and both basically agreed to block the chick. i didnt really do it, but im never going to invite them in a party together********
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i left the party and started a new one and just invited my gf. i forgot to put it on private party and my bro joins again and starts fucking screaming and then says "you fucking know what? its either me or the fucking girl bro. its me or the pussy" and at this point im in fucking tears because he brought it up to this point and i say kinda without thinking "well at least this chick makes me laugh and smile all you do is fucking sit there quiet and mope" and he just said "ok. ill make your decision for you" and he left the party and removed and blocked me on everything and sent a wall of text to my gf.
we were friends since the halo 2 days in 05. so was I the asshole or him? i dont really see the big deal about wanting to spend my online time with my e-gf. shes cute and says nice stuff to me. idc that we dont really play games and stuff i just like talking to her. am i the asshole for making him kinda the third wheel? i think he is seriously got some mental problems and is jealous of my gf but like theres not much i can do about that i can tell hes a super lonely dude and has prolly never talked to a chick before and we were all we had for each other until i met this chick.
AITA? Should I apologize or should I just stand my ground? If it really bothers him that much who I spend my time with I shouldn't be his friend at all, right?
***********EDIT: me and my friend apologized to each other and both basically agreed to block the chick. i didnt really do it, but im never going to invite them in a party together********
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