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“Let’s say, hypothetically-“

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"Women are better than males in many ways anyways"

Men rape
Women rape
Men eat
Women eat
Men work
Women work
Men are corrupted
Women are corrupted

How are they better? Are you talking about the Crime ratio? Yes males commit more of these but how does that make females better? A crime is a crime
And both of them commit it meaning none is better than the other

For example if you murdered one guy and are compared with a serial killer, you won't be any better than the serial killer, you BOTH killed someone, no one is better than the other, it's just that the serial killed did it more than you, but It doesn't change the fact that you did it.

You could point out a female and say that "this" female is better than "this" male

But don't write about the entire gender in general

And hope you don't take anything to heart in an argument, it's not like someone is not liking these, it's fun to see various types of opinions and views
Just chill out and reply back if you want or don't say these and dip out, if you say these you have to be prepared to reply back to everything thrown at you

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Why? Are you seriously asking that question? because fuck you, thats why. Ok? Is that what you want? A rude guy? Can't you get it already? I am just curious, that is a normal human action, that is literally why we have mobile devices and an international information grid. We are progressing, all thanks to curiosity. We wanted to know more, so we did that. Knowledge is the humanity's baseline, we need it to progress more. Look at what we did this decade, and the last one. I am asking for knowledge, because I am curious, and you are asking "why" and stopping me. Why shouldn't I know it? You, and people like you, are literally the only reason we are stuck in this dumb hellhole called "Earth". Why can't I know? Can you give me any reasoning please? Is it a government secret? Why? what are you hiding? Just tell me, why? Why can't I know it? Are you planning something against me? I just want an explanation. Please, just let me know it. This life is worthless anyway. Now go fuck yourself. You know why, because fuck you. That's why.

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I just downvoted your comment.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:

• ⁠Rudeness towards other Redditors,
• ⁠Spreading incorrect information,
• ⁠Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

Am I banned from the Reddit?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.

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Did I hear you say this is a "dead" chat? Yes yes yes, Daddy, Edgy, Callmecarson, there are Discord hubs of communication where people send messages thousands of times per minute. Social places where miscreants, cretins, vagrants and vagabonds all seek attention. This might confuse the layman into perceiving that the chat of a smaller, specialized, and more elite Discord server where messages are not sent which such carelessness, such as this one, with a purpose beyond socializing and much grander than fishing for attention to be thought of as, quote unquote, dead. Do know that we understand the difficulty you are having in surveying and analyzing your current surroundings and we do not hold it against you. IRC can be quite bamboozling after all. You can overcome this confusion by participating in the activity that we purpose ourselves to do here. You can find out what it is perhaps by checking the pins in the #Welcome chat. Once you have experienced the activity, you might have complex thoughts that you want or need for one reason or another to share with others here who also participate in the activity. If you need any more help, feel free to @ an admin. Please, enjoy your stay.

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You take some chocolate and some lobster and some eggs and some pie and then you mix it in your body and shit it all out.

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Before I begin my actual comment, I would like to apologize in advance for my inadequate level of English proficiency. I am not a native speaker of the world’s current lingua franca which unfortunately leads to me making numerous embarrassing mistakes being made whenever I attempt to communicate using this language. Whenever I am reminded of how I lack the ability to convey my thoughts in an eloquent manner I feel as though I have committed a cardinal sin, as though every English teacher in the world are simultaneously shaking their heads and sighing due to how utterly disappointed they are at me. Although I know that saying sorry to those of you who are reading my comment will not change the fact that I fail miserably to write and speak perfect English, I am writing this as a way to deter a certain type of people who cannot stand poor English (Also known informally as “Grammar Nazis”) from mocking me by posting unwanted and unnecessary comments detailing my every blunder. In my humble opinion, making grammatical errors should be perfectly acceptable as native speakers should not expect non-native speakers to be able to communicate in their second or third languages eloquently. If you are able to completely understand what the other person wrote, is there really a problem with what they’ve written? No, because the entire concept of communication is the exchange of information between other intelligent beings, which means that no matter how the exchange of information is made, as long as the information is accurately shared there is not a fundamental issue with their ability to communicate. To see it in another way, remember that someone who isn’t fluent in English is fluent in another language. When you think about it this way, isn’t it impressive for someone to speak a second language in any capacity? Having empathy and respect are qualities that are sorely missing for far too many people these days, especially on the internet. That being said, I am aware that not all citizens who correct others are doing it to ridicule and shame. There are some who do so with the intent to help others improve and grow. However, displaying the failures of other people publicly will cause the person who is criticized to feel negative emotions such as shame and sadness due to the fact that their mistake has been made obvious which severely undermines the point they were trying to make in spite of their unfamiliarity with the English language. In most circumstances people are not looking for language help when they post anything online. Most people just want to enjoy themselves and have a good time on the internet which is why I would not encourage correcting other people regardless of your intentions. If you really do want to help others with their spelling or grammar, I would highly recommend you to help via messaging privately because not only will you not embarrass anyone, you can also go more in-depth with your explanation which I’m sure the other person will greatly appreciate if they want help, but I digress. I know that I’ve written a bit of an essay, but I hope I’ve made my points clear. Anyways, here is the comment I wanted to make: amogus.

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“Wooosh” means you didn’t get the joke, as in the sound made when the joke “woooshes” over your head. I bet you’re too stupid to get it, IDIOT!! 😤😤😂 His joke was so thoughtfully crafted and took him a total of like 3 minutes, you SHOULD be laughing. 🤬 What’s that? His joke is bad? I think that’s just because you failed. He outsmarted you, nitwit.🤭 In conclusion, I am posting this to the community known as “R/Wooooosh” to claim my internet points in your embarrassment 😏. Imbecile. The Germans refer to this action as “Schadenfreude,” which means “harm-joy” 😬😲. WOW! 🤪 Another reference I had to explain to you. 🤦‍♂️🤭 I am going to cease this conversation for I do not converse with simple minded persons.😏😂

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AITA (am I the asshole) for literally being a perfect person?


English is my fourth language and I'm writing this on my phone with a throwaway account using only my toes while reading Kierkegaard so please forgive me for any grammar mistakes. :) So, a little backstory. I'm a 24-year-old female, 5'10, white (thank God), skinny with DD breasts and an ass that barely fits in skinny jeans. People often say that I'm the most stunningly gorgeous person they've ever met and I should consider modeling but I dunno lol. I'm childfree, an atheist, a meat lover, and strictly heterosexual. Anyway, both my parents died in a Muslim terrorist attack when I was 12 along with all my aunts, uncles, and grandparents so I took it upon myself to raise all twenty of my siblings and cousins singlehandedly, working four full-time jobs while going to school, leading eight clubs, captaining the varsity volleyball, water polo, and basketball teams, and volunteering at a hospital all while maintaining a healthy social life. I'm currently working on my fifth Ph.D. in between running my successful non-profit to end global poverty, writing my eleventh novel, starring in the final Tarantino film, streaming Minecraft, protesting in Hong Kong, and phone banking for Bernie Sanders. So I was at the hardware store picking out a chandelier to put in the house I'm building for the homeless when this fat, smelly, repulsive, gay, transgender "woman" walks up to me and shrieks, "you're oppressing me by being thin! Eat a fucking vegan burger you skinny slut!" I hit her with the "okay boomer," and she responded, "that's literally as offensive as calling me a n*gger!" Then she threw her slimy crotch goblin at me and screamed, "get her, Jayden! Infect her with your polio that you got because I refuse to vaccinate you!" I didn't wanna be a Karen and call the manager over to settle this so I took it upon myself to personally vaccinate her child right on the spot and saved his life. The "woman" then tried to convert me to Christianity so I kicked her in the balls and dragged her out of the store. Everyone clapped, the manager gave me $1,000 (which I donated to TeamTrees), and Obama reached out to thank me for my bravery. So reddit. Fellow redditors. People of reddit. Denizens of reddit.com. Wise sages of the internet. Tell me the truth. Am I the asshole?

Edit: Wow, this got a lot more attention than I thought it would! Since a lot of people are asking, yes, I am a Navy SEAL and no, I have never pooped in my entire life. I was a quadriplegic after this incident but I overcame the paralysis very quickly because I'm not a little bitch. Also, because it seems to be relevant, here are the details of my sex life: I get plowed three to four times a day by my perfect lover, I'm into every kink imaginable, I have no gag reflex, and my tubes are tied so no worries there. Apparently sex with me cures all diseases and causes a bigger dopamine hit than heroin, but I dunno.

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He types. He proceeds to wipe all the cheeto's crumbs off of his shirt and tabs back to Minecraft. His mom enters his room to remind him to do any assignments that are due tomorrow; he calls her a bitch and yells her out of the room. After 6 hours of playing Animal Crossing on his switch, he suddenly remembers he has an entire project due tomorrow, which he has yet to start. He spends his last 30 minutes of the day making a meme about the American School System.

His mom wakes him up, he starts yelling at her again because he doesn't want to go to school, he's under so much "stress" and "pressure", his mom wouldn't understand. No one except for his social reject friend group of 4 kids will talk to him, and even they will oust him sometimes. He yells out "jokes" in class that would only somewhat work on Reddit, everyone stares at him weirdly, he's 15 and he's still acting like this? Of course, as a result of this, he gets bullied everyday in school. Girls won't talk to him (which he whines about on r/teenagers daily) and everyone in general makes fun of him, especially for that one time he thought it would be cool to bring a foam Minecraft sword to school.

After he comes back home, the first thing he does is getting on his computer and on r/teenagers. After checking out the front page of the sub, and after going through the entire profile history of that girl who posted a random photo of herself with a filler caption, he makes his first post of the day, "I wouldn't date a trans person, we don't need 40 million genders lol". "I'm so brave for posting this", he thinks to himself.

This is what you fucking look like posting this everyday, if you need to do this for happiness attention go outside and get a real hobby and improve your life. You will feel 100 times better, AND you won't be disappointment your parents. Damn.

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Because Bell had embraced a feminist mentality she suppressed her natural feminine attraction to healthy masculine energy (like Gaston) and when that attraction did manifest it did so in an uncontrolled, unhealthy, and dangerous way (towards the beast). Yeah, Gaston might have seemed full of himself but he was never unfriendly to Belle and given he had actually developed useful skills (physical fitness, the ability to hunt, etc), that confidence was not totally unwarranted. Also, though he may have misjudged the severity of the threat the beast posed, he was willing to lead the townspeople against it and ultimately sacrifice his life in what he thought was their defense. Might have been kind of stupid, but certainly no villain. The Beast on the other hand was a spoiled and entitled brat who kidnapped Belle and her father and spoke to her in aggressive and threatening tones. And the fact she was attracted to the beast despite all of this was a testament to how morally corrupt she was or at best narcissistic if she thought he had changed because of her.

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Have u ever heard the tragedy of Sussus Mogguss The Engineer?
I thought not. Its not a story the crewmate would tell u. Its a impostor legend. Sussus Mogguss was a sussy crewmate ,so powerful And so sus he could use the the mindgames to influence others crewmates to vote out whoever he wanted...he had such a bigbrain of the among us that he could even keep the ones he cared About from Getting kill or voted out. The impostor path of the roles is pathway to many abilities some consider to be sussy. He became so powerful And sussy...the only thing he was afraid of was his power to vent as only guy in among us,which eventually,of course he did. Unfortunately he taugh his apprentice everything he knew, sadly his apprentice was impostor And after he killed him he teached it the other imposters. Ironic. He could save others from death,but not himself.

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\* movie starts \*

\* columbia pictures intro plays \*

\* initial credits start rolling in \*

\* baba o' riley starts playing \*

\* bomb explodes \*

\* main character goes flying in slow-mo \*

\* pauses with character mid-air \*

\* narrator starts to speak \*

\- " hi, my name is \[BLANK\], and you're probably wondering how i got here, it all started \[BLANK\] hours ago "

\* cuts to generic scene of main character waking up in his teenager bedroom with an alarm \*

\* alarm starts playing generic 2000' rock band music \*

" oh no! i'm gonna be late for school! "

\* main character puts his clothes in a hurry \*

\* rushes downstairs and sits on a perfectly made breakfast table \*

\* main character's mom and dad are introduced \*

\- " oh hi sweetie, did you sleep well? "

\-" not now mom, i'm late "

\-" dont forget to \[BLANK\] when you get home "

\-" alright dad "

\* takes a toast, grabs his backpak and rushes outside \*

\* gets in bus and the camera starts to zoom out \*

\* initial credits stop to roll in \*

\* cuts to scene where main character sits beside his comic relief fat friend \*

\* they have a conversation that ends with a joke showing how quirky the fat friend is \*

\* cuts to scene where all the buses get to school \*

\* main character gets out of the bus with his fat friend \*

\* introduces the generic bully and the generic blonde bimbo and love interest of the main character \*

\* gets inside a generic school hallway \*

\* main character starts to talk to the camera while on his way to his locker \*

\* gets to locker \*

\* wipes off graffiti on the locker door \*

\* takes books \*

\* continues talking to the camera \*

\* bell rings \*

\* goes inside class \*

\* teacher is introduced \*

\-" alright class \[BLANK\] "

(from now on the movie finally gets kind of different from the rest of the others)

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\*eerieee underwater musicc\* the giant horse cock weighs over eleven pounds \*dramatic sound\* that's a lotta mollusc

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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

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I Want to dick Ankha so bad, Goddammit she is so hot why can't my friend cosplay as her. I would dick that little tight ass. She would feel that dualsense oommmmmm... You would watch with her thicc thighs, y'all be so jealous.... don't worry Everyone I'll make sure to pass her to you later if you know what i mean.. God this girl pussy makes me so hard

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Don't care + Didn't ask + You're white + Cry about it + Stay mad + Get real + L + Mald Seethe Cope Harder + Hoes Mad + Basic + Skill issue + Ratio + You fell off + The audacity + Triggered + Any askers + Redpilled + Get a life + OK and? + Cringe + Touch grass + Donowalled + Not based + your're a (insert stereotype) + Mot funny didn't laugh + You're* + Grammar issue + Go outside + Get good + Reported + ad hominem + GG! + Ask deez + Ez clap + Straight cash + Ratio again + Final ratio + stay mad + stay pressed + pedophile + cancelled + Rip bozo + Cringe again + Mad cuz bad + lol + Irrelevant + cope + Jealous + Go ahead whine about it + Your problem + Don't care even more + Sex offender + Sex defender + Not okay + Problematic

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I am a turk from Izmir. I did ancestry dna test and learned i’m 80 percent greek. My whole world has changed. I tried to commit suicide but couldn’t do it. Now i have to live like this. But after that i decide it is a zionist game. I suggest people don’t do dna test it’s lie bcs i’m 100% turkish

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So I was beating my meat and usually my right ball goes inside of me and I can easily push it back out but this time it's my left one. I can't push it out cause idk where it's at. I only have one right now!!!!!

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