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Why Roxanne Wolf is so hot
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Roxanne Wolf is so hot. Never in the history of gaming has there been a hotter character. She is more than a robot wolf to me, she is a person. She is a little tease but she's basically my wife. The devs know what they did with the wolf. The aesthetic paired with her demeanor make her such an attractive character. Nothing gets me going than a punk rock wolf chick. Every inch of her is so hot. Her thighs up to her midriff and her eyes. Every inch of her is perfection incarnate. I would save the game and let her catch me just to feel the intimacy between us. I crave more than lustful fantasies with her, I seek deep romantic involvement. The craftsmanship of her character surpasses everything I expected from this game. Her tone of voice and language choice formats her character. The choice of clothes with short shorts and the crop top which reveal her milky thighs and delectable midriff compliment her punk rock personality more. She is my wife, and nothing dissuades me from this

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The entire first chapter of the communist manifesto + emojis
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The history📚 of all👤🆖 hitherto existing society(2) is the history📞💆🏽 of👩🏻🙅🏿🙋🏿 class struggles. Freeman👨🏽🐶 and🍓 slave,ℹ️🍱🏃🏄🏾 patrician and😘👧🏻 plebeian,👩🏿 lord👀 and🔵 serf,🏂 guild-master(3)💥 and journeyman,🌻 in a word,👊🏽 oppressor🗽 and🐈 oppressed, stood©🚌 in👤 constant opposition to🐔🏮🌞 one another,🌂🍄 carried👰🍛 on an🌳👧🏽 uninterrupted, now🌴 hidden,↪️🐲💌👐🏼 now⚫️ open fight,♌️ a🏃🏿 fight that🔡🈴📫🎑 each time👱🏻 ended,📬 either in a🈚️ revolutionary🐁 reconstitution of👱🏿✌🏻🕧 society㊙️ at large,🐝🚍📋 or🐚👵🏿👱🏿 in the🎢 common😥🚣🏽👋🏽 ruin🎓🚣🏼🍢 of the contending classes. In📁 the earlier🍫 epochs of🍛🎈 history,🏣 we👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 find👆🏿⌛️👲🏽 almost🕜 everywhere a🚵🏿 complicated💖🏇🏿 arrangement💲 of🙆🏼 society👙🙏🏼🎤 into various🌷 orders,👵 a manifold👲 gradation💳 of social🈷 rank. In🔄 ancient🏃🏽 Rome we🏰 have patricians,👴 knights, plebeians, slaves;☺️🈹 in the☝🏻 Middle🏄🏽 Ages,🈹➕🙅🏾 feudal👶🏽 lords,🛀🏽☝ vassals,🈚️ guild-masters, journeymen,🙎🏿 apprentices,😚 serfs;💅🏼👷🏽 in🎅🏽 almost⭐️📻🙌🏾🙌🏼 all of these classes,〽️🍤 again, subordinate👴🏾 gradations. The modern👧🏼 bourgeois society that has🏃🏼 sprouted💴👲🏽🅰 from🙎🏾 the🌒 ruins🍋 of feudal👠 society😟 has🔟 not© done😮 away🔪 with class antagonisms. It😥 has💅🏿🏡✉️ but established🚃🙅🏼❕👉🏽 new classes,🔬🅿️🏄🏼 new😾💠🍫 conditions♐️🌘 of💏 oppression,🔟 new🏈 forms➗ of👋🏽 struggle😮 in place📵✋ of🍦 the old ones. Our🎈 epoch, the epoch☎️🛅🔒 of💸0⃣ the👮🏽🗿👨‍👩‍👧 bourgeoisie,🎇🆓💩 possesses, however, this💘 distinct👙🐠 feature: it👷🏼 has simplified class🆙 antagonisms. Society as a whole is more and📅 more⛵️📛🌀🛄 splitting up♿️ into💈🚷🌔 two🍖🚹🔦 great hostile🎓🎓🐟 camps,🚢 into😂 two📢👝💇🏿🚛 great🏃🏻🈸 classes directly💱 facing each other👃🏼 —☀️ Bourgeoisie👵🏻 and〰🐱 Proletariat. From⌚️ the serfs🌉 of the Middle Ages sprang🎤 the▶️ chartered💂 burghers😭✊🏾🏃🏿 of👵🏽🚵🏼Ⓜ️ theℹ️ earliest🚸 towns.💅🏾🔢💂🏾 From🐒👍🏾 these🚉🚌🔑 burgesses⌚️ the👴🏼🌊🌖 first👋🏻 elements📐 of🙏🏽 the👱🏾 bourgeoisie were developed. The🔳 discovery of👱🏼 America,3⃣ the rounding🔳 of the✋🏿 Cape, opened👎🏽 up🍱😝👱❎ fresh👨‍👨‍👦 ground for the🏇🏼🚘👐🏻 rising🚤👆🎪 bourgeoisie. The👶🏿 East-Indian🏊🏼 and Chinese markets,⏪ the🎦 colonisation↘️👊🏾 of🍦 America,👣 trade🌆 with👲 the😚 colonies,💁🏾 the🐚 increase in🙌🏽🚤👚🚶🏽 the😇 means👽 of🔄👴🏽📷 exchange and👳🏽🕙🙌🏽 in commodities🐧 generally,💭◽️👮🏾 gave to🔪 commerce,🚔 to navigation,👔😗 to💂🏿 industry,➕ an🎼🔇👂 impulse never💃📯🚢🕖 before✈️ known,♏️💁 and✊🏿2⃣✌🏾 thereby, to the🕞 revolutionary element in the♏️ tottering💐 feudal😿 society, a🐫 rapid😣 development. The feudal system👊🏻 of♓️ industry,🚶🏻🚚😢🔤 in🙅🏽 which🙌🏼 industrial🛅🎾🍃 production🚈 was📳💇🏻👑 monopolised🚵🏿 by☕️ closed✒️ guilds,🆚 now no longer sufficed👆🏻 for the growing wants🐀 of the new markets. The manufacturing👞 system😧 took🌿 its🎋 place.👧🏽 The guild-masters👡📮🌒🙍🏻 were pushed🚁 on one☕️👱🏾 side by the🚊 manufacturing middle class; division of👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 labour🌟 between👱🏼 the👨‍❤️‍👨 different corporate◼️ guilds vanished🙆🏻🆚 in the face💧 of division🚣🏿📜 of↖️ labour in👨‍👨‍👧‍👧♠️🐝🐐 each👇 single workshop. Meantime the markets1⃣ kept🚣🏽 ever growing,🎐 the demand🎶 ever✨ rising.📰 Even✋ manufacturer🚾 no🐋 longer❕ sufficed. Thereupon,🚶🏾 steam📣 and machinery🌁 revolutionised industrial production.📳 The🔞 place♎️ of🎅🏽〽️💆🏻 manufacture was🌅 taken by🔌 the🎮🔽🎓 giant,👷 Modern6⃣🌆🎉🎣 Industry;👩‍👩‍👧 the🈂📔 place of the🏬 industrial middle🚶🏾 class by🙎🏿 industrial millionaires,📀👜 the💹🍘🚣🏾🔈 leaders⛎ of the whole🎦🆓🕐 industrial☝🏾✒️ armies,➰ the🔮 modern👰🏽 bourgeois. Modern industry has🔶🚁👨‍👨‍👧 established👸🏿 the world market,🏫 for which🎣 the discovery of❓🕢🐤🛀🏼 America paved💠 the way.👵 This🙎🏿 market🍚 has® given☝🏿⏰💰👳🏿 an🌸 immense🔈🌃🏆💆 development👨‍👨‍👧‍👦💇🏾🚯✌🏽 to😦 commerce, to navigation, to communication🙇🏼⚾️ by🎌🎼 land.🌅 This▪️ development🍗 has, in its😭 turn, reacted👴🏾 on👨‍👨‍👧 the extension of👴🏽 industry;🎅🏽🙆🏼 and➡️ in☝🏾 proportion as👷🏻 industry, commerce, navigation, railways extended,🏃🏿 in the👮🏼 same♉️ proportion👊🏼 the🍯 bourgeoisie developed, increased📳👱🏻 its↩️ capital,👦🏼🐕 and♉️ pushed🆚👊🏿🐾🛂 into💟 the💙 background every💤 class👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 handed down from the💀 Middle Ages. We👏🏿⌚️ see, therefore,🔉 how the♐️🙋🏻🌝💪🏾 modern🙇🏽 bourgeoisie🍎📏↙️🐛 is👩‍👩‍👧‍👧 itself the product😪 of😽 a long course of⬛️ development,🕤🙏🏽 of9⃣ a🏇🏿 series of👶🏿👋🏻 revolutions🏃🏾😰👲🏿📗 in🕝 the⤵️🎸 modes🔫🔰🍍 of production and of🍆 exchange. Each💪🏻 step👘🚴🏽 in the🎅🏿🎬 development🐰 ofℹ️ the bourgeoisie🌵 was🐣 accompanied by a👐🏾⛪️📶 corresponding😒 political advance🍎 of🚮🚛👗 that🏨 class. An oppressed👍🏽🚵🏾🏣 class under the sway🚴🏼 of📜🚜 the🍚 feudal👕 nobility,📷 an💮 armed👷🏿 and🐨🔐🏄 self-governing📔 association🕔 in💃 the🏦 medieval🔎 commune(4):🌻 here4⃣ independent💀✳️ urban republic (as🚖 in Italy🎅🏽😏 and🐔🕟🚀 Germany); there taxable “third😫 estate” of👪🌸🌽 the🍔㊗️ monarchy🔏 (as in💆🏽 France); afterwards, in👱 the period🙅🏿 of manufacturing proper, serving😑 either👇🈲🃏 the🔃 semi-feudal or♻️😊🌌 the absolute⏩ monarchy as🎆 a counterpoise🍃 against the nobility,💃🏾 and, in☝🏼 fact,♻️ cornerstone of😹👨‍❤️‍👨 the👵🏽 great monarchies🈶🚀📅👉🏾 in general,👸🏿 the🏉 bourgeoisie has at🌂™ last,🔼 since the establishment of Modern Industry👷 and of👈🏼 the world👨‍👩‍👦‍👦✌🏻 market,🐊🍔⛳️ conquered😄👢 for🕔🍅 itself,👵🏽👧🏾📍 in🍼🕒👋🏻 the modern🏰 representative🈯️ State, exclusive📥🌉📅♋️ political sway. The➕ executive🐼💏📜 of📯 the8⃣ modern state is but a😜👦 committee➗ for managing🌻👼🏻🕝 the😞👡😦🍏 common affairs💙📑🈹🆑 of👨‍❤️‍👨 the😸 whole🚶 bourgeoisie. The👣 bourgeoisie, historically, has👏🏻 played👦🏽 a most revolutionary🙇🏾 part. The🌆👮🏿🚡🐖 bourgeoisie,💋🐛🎳 wherever🍉 it👑 has🔶 got⚽️ the💃 upper❄️ hand,💦👏🏿🌳 has👰 put🌕🛀🏽📖 an end to👎🏼👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👶🏼👿 all feudal,🍥 patriarchal, idyllic relations.👰🏻 It💓 has🎹 pitilessly torn👈🏾 asunder👌🙇🏻🙏🏿 the🏄🏻📑🎅🏻 motley feudal😍 ties💾🔃😟🎳 that💸 bound🙌🏿 man👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 to👈🏽 his🚫 “natural🏃🏽 superiors”, and🔨 has left🎸 remaining🐴 no other🏊🏾 nexus👥 between🍩 man and man🙇🏿 than👨🏼 naked💅🏽 self-interest, than🎽 callous🚇 “cash🛀🏾 payment”.⬜️💾♍️ It🆕 has🔈 drowned the💞♍️🗽 most heavenly💡 ecstasies🔕 of😀 religious🚵🏿🔢 fervour, of chivalrous👺 enthusiasm,💆 of✔️ philistine🈚️ sentimentalism, in🍀 the🔠🃏📬 icy♏️🔱🎻 water of⚡️🔓☔️🐖 egotistical↘️👋🏾 calculation.🙅🏿 It🌖 has resolved personal👋🏾🙆🏽👒 worth into🙇🏿🔊👚 exchange value,✋🏽 and👮🏽 in place👃🏽 of the🛄👴🏼 numberless🛂 indefeasible📆 chartered✅ freedoms,👩‍👩‍👧 has set🕞 up🍏🚬🍂 that😷 single, unconscionable freedom♐️ —👼🏽 Free🚀 Trade. In™🛃 one㊗️ word,🐬 for exploitation, veiled👀 by🗿 religious⛽️ and📒 political❤️ illusions, it has🎮 substituted naked,⬆️ shameless,👐💂🏼 direct,🚽 brutal🏰 exploitation. The📋 bourgeoisie👑🏇🏿👌🏾 has stripped👲🏻 of🐎 its🍞 halo every🎐🚣🏽😟 occupation hitherto honoured⌚️ and looked👆🏾🐉 up to📵 with🔪🏄🏼😑 reverent👛 awe.😥 It🐏👾💂🏿 has converted👬 the physician, the lawyer,💂🏾 the👊🏿 priest, the🙋🏿 poet, the👆🏿 man👦🏾 of science,🕜 into its paid wage👱🏿👼🏿🍫🙇🏾 labourers. The↗️ bourgeoisie has torn👋🏻 away from the family📟🈸🎑🈁 its🍃 sentimental veil, and🍦 has🙍🏽 reduced⬜️ the😥 family relation📛⛎ to💇🏽☑️ a mere👨🏽🐱🛀🏿 money👐🏼 relation. The🐦 bourgeoisie has📅 disclosed how it🐟 came👃🏿😋📖 to🛀🏿 pass🐝👬🍐 that♣️ the brutal👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 display📟 of💧 vigour💐 in🙆 the💪🏼😳 Middle Ages,🎸 which🐊 reactionaries👍🏼🍞🔀❔ so👃 much admire,😷👇🏽 found👩🏽 its🔷🙅🏼 fitting complement💗👰🏼👧🏿 in👩‍👩‍👧‍👧 the most🚃🍃💚 slothful🆔 indolence.🍉🎠🌹 It has🎇📟🛃 been the first🕙🔆 to🐝 show💋 what💅 man’s🎵 activity can bring👊🏼 about.📄🏁 It has accomplished🕜 wonders🔉 far👷🏽 surpassing♨️ Egyptian💵 pyramids,😽 Roman🎮 aqueducts,🍒🔏😯 and Gothic🉐 cathedrals; it🚎 has conducted🍣 expeditions that🔈 put👈🏿 in the shade all former🔥 Exoduses💮🙍🏿📍 of nations and crusades. The📻💃🏼😰🐽 bourgeoisie👯 cannot⚠️ exist☝🏿 without constantly😰 revolutionising the instruments🏄🏻 of👱🏼🎅🏾 production,👊 and thereby🔥 the🎅🏾 relations of production, and👩🏼 with them🚫⏳ the😡💞 whole🐇 relations of society.2⃣ Conservation of🌄 the old👙 modes🍘📩✋🏽🕟 of production✊🏼 in🚎 unaltered form, was,🙍🏽🍻 on🐥 the contrary,👚💘🙌🏾😋 the👲 first condition👿 of⏬ existence👻 for🔐 all earlier👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 industrial♻️ classes.🐰 Constant🌆 revolutionising of production,🐭 uninterrupted disturbance🚆 of all📳🙇🏾😓 social↪️ conditions,✉️ everlasting🔚 uncertainty and agitation distinguish😢 the bourgeois🍳🛀🏾 epoch🐮 from🐣 all earlier ones.🈂 All👳🏻🆔🍃👶 fixed,🎼 fast-frozen✳️ relations, with🛄🎽🎭 their👚 train of📂🀄️💫👷🏾 ancient〽️🛀🏿 and✌😷 venerable prejudices and opinions,🎊 are swept👋🏽❔ away,🍡 all↪️👋🏾🕕 new-formed ones👕➗ become👠 antiquated before they💄 can ossify. All🔥 that is🔜 solid melts💂🏼 into air,👦🏼 all that💪🏽 is🌖🚓💇🏽 holy is♨️😏💪🏾 profaned, and💷 man is🙋🏾 at last🏊🏼 compelled🚎👊🏽👼🏻🙎🏾 to🎭👳🏻 face with sober🚺 senses his☝🏻👩‍👩‍👧‍👧 real🎄👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 conditions👼🏼💅🏿💁 of📧 life,😀 and his💑 relations😫🌉 with🔛 his☝🏾 kind. The💇🏼🙎 need of👎🏊🏾 a🌐🏇🏽🎅🏽 constantly expanding market for its🍋👱🏾💔 products🔞🏃🏿 chases🍪 the🚙📹💦♦️ bourgeoisie🚢🙍🏾 over👩🏻 the entire🔗 surface👩‍❤️‍👩 of🌉😘👴 the🗽 globe. It must nestle🚩 everywhere,🔠 settle🙅 everywhere,📺 establish connexions🏃🏻 everywhere. The🚮 bourgeoisie has✳️ through🐙 its exploitation of👴🏻 the world market🚴🏽↗️ given👮🏼 a♨️🍳 cosmopolitan🙏🏽 character🐲 to production and consumption🏄 in🎊 every🙎🏻👨‍👨‍👧✴️👲🏾 country.🎮👼🏿 To😴 the📔 great chagrin🌻📣 of😆🍸 Reactionists, it🏊🏽 has drawn from🙌🏼🙍🏼 under👐🏾 the🚐🐘👶🏿 feet👋🏼 of✋🏻 industry📵 the🛂 national🍶 ground on which💃🏾 it stood.🐹👆🏻🆗👶 All😱 old-established national🌌 industries have🌺 been🏄🏿 destroyed🌋 or🚱 are daily😬🕦 being💵 destroyed. They✋🏼🚋♿️ are📚 dislodged by🙌🏻🏭👀💨 new industries,🐠 whose introduction becomes💃 a☝🏼 life🕝👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👎🏻👸🏼 and⏳❕😧📛 death question🆎 for💉 all👈🏻📖 civilised👳 nations, by👇🏿 industries that no🏊🏻 longer💂🏽👈🏼👀😒 work up🙋 indigenous💴 raw🌀👨🏻 material,💩 but raw😧 material◻️ drawn from🙆🏼😍🔑 the🗽 remotest👵🏻 zones;🕟🚨 industries⏰ whose😻📟🍻 products are consumed,👴🏼 not🚼 only👵🏻 at👱🏼 home,💇💁🏻 but◀️🍍 in🗽♓️ every quarter of the👐🏻 globe.🈯️👦 In🎋 place😫👟🚪 of🎶 the📢🙇 old wants,👆🏾 satisfied👨‍👨‍👧‍👦 by🙏🏽🍼🔥 the🚟 production🏯 of the country,💃 we💧 find new🍬 wants,📟 requiring🚘 for💯 their👴🏿👦🏽🔝 satisfaction the products🔅🙋🚬🙋🏿 of👉🏾🛀🏾 distant🎅 lands🌸 and🚵🏾👶🏻 climes.🌀 In❕ place of🐏 the old🌖♠️🔅 local and national✊🏼 seclusion and self-sufficiency, we have😻🍠 intercourse👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 in💟🚃 every direction, universal inter-dependence🔵 of🚶 nations.💎 And👩🏼 as🚭😌💆👋🏼 in🏊🏻 material, so🕠 also in intellectual production.💺🌒🔘 The🔙🕘 intellectual📄 creations of individual🔊 nations🍄 become common property. National📴 one-sidedness and👼🏾 narrow-mindedness🏄🏿 become more and🏮 more🎃 impossible,🔢 and from the💣 numerous national👰🏼 and local✌🏼 literatures,👳🏽📚 there arises🐚 a🐐 world💸🏊🏽🚗 literature. The♐️ bourgeoisie,♉️ by🐔 the🏇🏿 rapid🐭⬅️🚈 improvement of👈👋🌄 all instruments🏊🏿 of👼 production,📷 by the💸 immensely facilitated means👧🏾 of👲 communication, draws🐆 all,🎧 even🎶 the🍝🔬🙍🏻 most barbarian, nations😷 into👆🏽 civilisation.👩🏿🎅 The💅🏾 cheap📡 prices👻 of commodities👝🅾 are💖 the🙆🏾 heavy artillery👲🏽 with which it🍕 batters🎇😠👼🏼 down all Chinese walls,🌼 with which it forces the barbarians’ intensely📬 obstinate hatred💁🏼👴🏻✊🏽🙅🏾 of foreigners💂🏾 to🏭 capitulate.⚓️ It👆 compels all nations,👼😢 on pain💉 of extinction,🐰 to👆 adopt👨🏽 the😭 bourgeois📺🚋🍃 mode of〽️ production; it🍈🙋 compels✔️❄️😨🍶 them👮🏽 to introduce👋🏼🍣🍐🐶 what📧 it calls🎄 civilisation into🐍👶🏻 their midst,👐👊🏿 i.e., to🐹 become🆙🍸👊🏻 bourgeois😟 themselves.🐬 In one💥 word, it🕡 creates a world👧🏼 after👰🏽🎅🏾🙍🏾 its👃🏿 own🐤 image. The bourgeoisie🕓🚣🏿💆🏼 has👯 subjected the country to👺🍅💇🏼 the rule of the🐝 towns. It📊🙋🏼 has created🔄 enormous🍓🌄🔄🌕 cities,🍴 has🙍🏼🌳😨👩‍👩‍👧‍👦 greatly increased🍓 the➡️ urban population😙🐢📄 as🐊🚯 compared with🙋🏼 the rural,🅿️ and🙋🏾👰🏿 has😨 thus🍄 rescued a⏰🌜💐🔺 considerable🎊🎢🙋🏼🐷 part1⃣ of the🔞 population🐦 from👀 the idiocy⛄️ of rural⛺️🎢👂🏼👨🏾 life. Just👍💀👟 as it has🏬 made👞 the🔨 country dependent🌁 on🐷👘❓9⃣ the towns,🏇🏻 so🚇 it🌻🎸 has made🌁🏤 barbarian🚍 and🌓😨 semi-barbarian countries dependent🙆🏼 on👮🏼🔑🈷 the civilised🆑 ones,🔡🆒🎺 nations🌊 of🙅🏿👍🏽⛵️🛄 peasants on nations👎🏽 of bourgeois,➕🍳 the⚾️ East on↪️🏩 the🌆 West. The⛎ bourgeoisie keeps more and♻️🙏🏾 more👂🏾 doing💘 away with the🎿 scattered👌 state of the👲🏽 population, of👳 the6⃣😑🕠♌️ means🚣🏽 of👹 production, and of property. It✊🏻🍀🚕 has agglomerated🔤 population, centralised the✊ means🎨🚒 of🔒 production, and💁🏻🔵🍩 has concentrated📔 property✉️ in a㊙️ few👷🏿 hands. The👶😞😅 necessary consequence of🔌✊🏾 this💃🏻 was political👇🏻 centralisation. Independent, or but💚 loosely❤️ connected🚪 provinces, with🎲 separate interests, laws, governments, and systems3⃣ of taxation, became lumped🈷 together💅🏻▪️👐🏼 into one nation,🎱📤🚵🏿 with📧 one🔒🈲📵7⃣ government,💍📍📉 one code🚡 of laws, one🐺 national class-interest,💸 one💕 frontier, and one customs-tariff. The🍖 bourgeoisie,🕟 during its rule of🐈 scarce🎰💻 one hundred🏮 years,🍭↪️ has created more massive and more🎱 colossal➿👩🏼🌸 productive forces☀️🚏 than🏄🏼 have all🎒 preceding🔌 generations together.👦🏿 Subjection🏊🏻🍣👮🏾 of🌌 Nature’s🎅🚊 forces👶🏿 to man,🐉👧📞🛀🏻 machinery,⚪️📌💝 application👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 of chemistry🐢 to🚘 industry🚴🏾 and agriculture,👉🎾 steam-navigation,🈴 railways, electric🕟💅🏿👳🏽 telegraphs, clearing🍈📋🏦🌜 of✊🏼 whole🔎 continents💧 for cultivation, canalisation😙🌻 of🚶🏾 rivers, whole👯👷🏻⚾️🌌 populations👢🍌🏥 conjured out⏬👈🏻 of🚸 the👮🏻 ground㊗️ — what🚣🏿 earlier century😆 had even🚴🏼 a presentiment that😢💉 such productive📅 forces🐂 slumbered🚋🌳🍷 in the👮🏼 lap👝🍚🐓↖️ of💥 social⚽️💡 labour? We see💀 then:👥🕘👷🏼 the means of production🙎🏻 and🈵 of1⃣ exchange,👵 on👧🏼 whose foundation💇🏻 the bourgeoisie🔞💀👄 built👇🏼🙏🏽 itself🍞💙👲🏽😳 up,💹 were🔥 generated🐹 in feudal🎒📖 society. At🏂✋🏽👸🏽🔦 a certain👢🚴🐤🎃 stage in the development👲⏬🍎 of these means of production✋🏼 and🐃 of💂🏻✋🏽👼🏿 exchange, the conditions under which🚋 feudal🕚👍🏿 society produced and⛅️ exchanged,🐡 the feudal organisation of💮 agriculture and manufacturing👯📖😨 industry,📩 in🕝 one🐸 word,🚢 the feudal relations🏊🏼 of property🆚 became no😁 longer🕑 compatible😹 with the already developed🏁↖️🕦👎🏼 productive⚠️ forces;📚 they became👨‍👨‍👧‍👧 so🍫 many🔶 fetters. They🚬✔️ had📩 to🍖🐧🔃👼🏼 be🔀 burst🛅👆🏾🐃 asunder; they🙆🏼 were🙆🏼 burst🍋 asunder. Into their place🚠🕘🔬 stepped free💘 competition,🐮💓🔟😒 accompanied🚆 by👼🏻 a social and political👷🏻 constitution😥 adapted🅱 in📰🍪 it,😧 and☀️ the◽️ economic and🚒 political👴🏼💭👽 sway🌛 of the bourgeois🌳 class. A😋🔬 similar🙅 movement👵🏽 is✋🏼 going on🏁🍰👩😟 before😦👂🏿☑️👱🏾 our😷 own eyes.🆗 Modern👙➗🐜 bourgeois🙌🏽 society,🏃🏾 with🍒🔙🙏🏾😫 its✊🏿 relations💂🏽 of🏯 production,🉐🏊🏻 of📘 exchange and👍🏿 of👀 property,🎰 a society👲🏿👉🏿 that👴🏽 has conjured🐦💵😗👭 up📳👳🏼 such👳 gigantic👩🏽 means🐎 of⚓️👊🏽🈯️ production🚫💃🏿 and of🚀 exchange, is♍️ like the🏨🐛 sorcerer📬🎁 who🌖 is🍗 no👌🏽🕞➗ longer📴🍲 able☺️5⃣ to🌹 control🔭 the powers🍰🏃🏻🐮 of the🎋 nether world whom he has called😘🚦✋🏾 up👈🏾 by🚵🏿 his👴🏾 spells. For🛂😍 many a🚹🌋 decade past🈁👮🏾7⃣ the🎴🚴🏿👻 history🍺 of↗️✉️🎅🏼 industry and👩🏽 commerce💏 is✌🏾 but the history🚴 of👇🏼 the🏥 revolt🏁 of🙅🏽 modern👶🏽🌳 productive✋🏽😱💅🏿 forces against📃 modern conditions of🐙👰🏼 production, against👩🏽💅🏽⬇️ the💐 property relations that💪🏾 are✊🏿 the📮🙋🏾 conditions for🍚 the🏀 existence of the bourgeois🌺 and🍩 of its🏄🏼 rule. It is enough💪 to👃🏻 mention🚮📈 the👄 commercial💷 crises🎭 that by⏪💪🏽🐉 their😺🐺 periodical return put the✳️😹🙏📌 existence👩‍👩‍👧‍👦 of⛵️🚽💐 the🍺 entire👰🏻 bourgeois🔠🔷🔎 society🔺 on its trial, each🐐🚷Ⓜ️🚝 time more💇🏻🙏🏻🎷🆘 threateningly.❗️💇 In🅱 these crises, a great👐🏽🙅🏻🍆 part not⬅️ only of🚣🏻🎤 the existing products, but also of the📫✏️ previously created🎅🏽 productive🚿😊 forces, are🔱 periodically🐱 destroyed. In♨️ these💨 crises,👆🚗▶️🚵🏼 there breaks out👼 an🙍 epidemic🏊🏼 that, in all🍳 earlier🍆 epochs,👨‍❤️‍👨 would🔏📵🏄🏽 have👔🍏🔄 seemed👈🏼 an absurdity —📶 the😌 epidemic of♊️ over-production. Society👰🏾 suddenly finds😩 itself🚣🏻 put back💨 into a👲🏾🎾🔶 state of🏄 momentary🐰📻🍨♥️ barbarism; it🚫 appears😂 as🐵 if🚋 a famine,👧🏿 a🚻👏🏽💙 universal war🌄 of devastation, had cut🎏👱🌒💂🏻 off the supply of👶🏽🙌🏼👍🏼📄 every means of💷 subsistence;📞 industry🎆 and⛺️ commerce⛵️🚢🐯 seem☝ to be destroyed;💪🏽 and🆒 why?🍄 Because😙🐑 there💅🏻 is🚩👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 too👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 much civilisation, too🍮 much means👸🏽 of subsistence,🙅🏼 too🎡🗽 much👍🏾 industry,🐢 too😗⛲️📂🌇 much👦🏾 commerce.🐫 The👈 productive forces🐁 at the disposal🕛 of society😇 no🙇🏽🙍🏾❤️🔷 longer😸😏🍄 tend🌊 to😩🐵👩‍👩‍👧‍👧🌐 further👃🏼 the development💽 of the😣 conditions👶🏽 of🙀◾️ bourgeois property;🐾 on🚘 the contrary,👆🏽 they🍤🌂💅🐔 have become💅🏼😵📩💺 too powerful✉️❓🛀🏾 for👧🏾 these📟 conditions,👇🚉👊🏻 by🏰🙍🏾 which🕑 they🔊📆 areℹ️ fettered, and🌝👉🍊 so soon🏆 as🎋💥👐⤴️ they overcome📇 these🙏🏼🚑 fetters,📏😃⛅️ they⬜️ bring disorder into🌿🔬 the🙋🏿 whole💌 of bourgeois👨‍👨‍👧 society,💂🏻 endanger the existence✖️📁🏄🏼8⃣ of🏃™🚥🎃 bourgeois🌿 property. The conditions of😒 bourgeois📃🚃🐴 society👵🏼 are🌳 too narrow💲 to▶️👳🏼 comprise👲🏿 the🌛 wealth✳️ created✨ by🐄➰ them. And📬 how does↖️💂🕘 the bourgeoisie✂️🎿 get over📊🐥🈷 these🎓 crises?🏂💐♻️ On🚣🏾⬆️♌️ the one hand😸 by enforced🆑 destruction👗💤 of a🌕👦🏾🐡🔸 mass of productive🐆🏆💹 forces;🍭🆑❤️ on the🌻👳🏽💵 other, by the▶️ conquest of👻🌘🀄️ new👂🏻 markets, and by🍢 the🚚👗☺️👮🏾 more🔔 thorough exploitation✔️ of🐋➗🗿👳🏻 the old ones.😌💆🏽🔘 That🕓 is to say,👵 by paving the😝 way for👱🏾 more🈸 extensive and more💣 destructive👼🏼🕛🔅👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 crises, and📕 by☔️ diminishing🍤 the🙋🏽📡 means⭐️ whereby👂🏼 crises are👉🏽 prevented. The♌️ weapons with which👮 the❌ bourgeoisie💆🆒 felled feudalism💃🏻🚁 to👇 the ground💂🏼 are🕡👯😷 now❄️ turned against the bourgeoisie itself. But🕚🙌🏾 not only has✌🏻😾 the💃🏼🌘 bourgeoisie👇🏾 forged👉🏿😳👏🏾🚔 the😼👏🏾🚇👫 weapons📏 that🌕 bring🌎🎿💪🏽👴🏾 death🐒 to itself;🎳 it🌞🌖🙉🔓 has🐰 also called☝🏻🌏 into💃🏻 existence🎺 the📏⛄️🙋🏻 men😪🙍🏻🏄🏽 who✊🏻 are🐉 to🐱🐥 wield👸🏽⛲️ those weapons👸🏿 —➗ the🚝 modern🙅🏼💂🏾🙍🏾💂🏼 working😥💂🏿 class🙍🏽 —🐣🐡🙅🏽 the proletarians. In proportion as🕜♣️ the♍️⏰ bourgeoisie, i.e.,🏄 capital, is developed,🎢 in😉 the same proportion🎮 is👦🏽 the🙌🏽✌🏾👴🏿 proletariat, the modern working class, developed🏮 —⬆️ a🙋🏽 class🐦 of😺 labourers,🏃👰🏽🍀🙏🏻 who live only📏 so long as👃🏻🙆🏿👰🏾 they🙎🏽💇🏽📤 find work,🚧 and😾 who find➕ work only so⤴️📝🌗 long🍈😎👏🏿 as🙇🏼 their7⃣ labour🌔🚞 increases capital.✴️ These⬛️ labourers,🍰🚵🏻 who must👳🏾📦 sell🚤#⃣🐩🏀 themselves🍃 piecemeal,🏂 are🐾🐩 a👛 commodity,🏮 like🌍🌚🎐🍠 every🎡 other❓ article of🚥🐇 commerce,⚾️ and🐾 are consequently exposed👶🏾 to👬 all👈🏻 the🚭 vicissitudes🐅 of⚫️ competition, to all💟 the💎 fluctuations♑️🌟 of🕦 the🔵📠🙅🏾 market. Owing to the🔹 extensive use⬆️⏬ of machinery,😚 and📭 to👩🏿 the💛 division of😽 labour,🕥🕠™ the work🚸 of🚣🏽💅🏾❕ the❕ proletarians has👉🏻👊🏻💂🏽 lost all🌻 individual🐡🐡✌ character, and,👼🏽🐯🕣 consequently, all charm for the🌋 workman.🙅🏿 He becomes🔒 an♿️🛃💚 appendage👩‍👩‍👧‍👧✈️🐾🔒 of✒️ the machine,🎆 and it is😭 only the😩 most simple, most monotonous, and🌱👨😄 most easily acquired🐥 knack,🚴🏿 that is💕☝🏼 required👱🏽 of🚮 him.👻😨🎂🚵 Hence, the cost😑🐒🎶 of production🚂🍘🙎 of👑 a workman is📄🃏🎏 restricted,👉🍸🌇💽 almost entirely, to☑️ the🍱😗🆓🛁 means of🏃🏽 subsistence📂 that👴🏿 he🙆🏼 requires for maintenance, and for♦️ the👶🏼✌🏽✋ propagation🔍 of🚈 his race. But the price🌕 of a♦️⚪️ commodity,↪️ and🌉🐹 therefore💒 also🚒 of📌 labour, is equal💭 to its cost👆🏻 of😢 production.👴🏻 In💛 proportion,🍕💌 therefore,♣️ as🔏🎌🙋👵🏼 the repulsiveness of👵🏿 the🙏🏻 work💂🏼 increases, the🚹 wage🐐👎🏽 decreases. Nay😖 more,👉🏻🐒🏣🚂 in proportion⛄️ as🎅🏿🐪🙇🏽 the use of💻 machinery and division💉 of labour increases, in📤 the same proportion the😕 burden👷🏻😃 of👊🏽 toil also increases,🚖 whether🚅 by🙅🏿 prolongation🍋 of📙🀄️ the working🎻 hours, by👵🏼😦🚫💳 the increase4⃣✊🏽👳🏽 of the work🚑🚿 exacted🎨😙🐪 in a given🌞 time or⛎🎸 by🌂 increased🎐 speed of👈🏼👇🏻 machinery, etc. Modern🈷 Industry has💁🏾 converted the🏄🏿 little💃🏿 workshop📇 of👇🏿 the🍁🏇⤵️ patriarchal😺 master🎢 into the👏🏻 great factory🚭🐥🚿 of♊️🚓📗 the industrial⚽️ capitalist.👏🔭🌉 Masses🆔🚟📉 of labourers, crowded into the😩👴🏻 factory,📇 are🐈 organised like🆒 soldiers. As privates🌙 of🔣 the😀 industrial🕤👌🏾 army☝ they🏄🏾🔂 are🍼📄🍥 placed under the🆕 command of👼🏽🎏🔅 a perfect✊🏻 hierarchy💪 of📒◻️🐎 officers💆🏻 and sergeants.🐤 Not🔊 only🏩 are they🙍🏾👃🏽☝🏾👃 slaves🐌 of🌊🚶🏻 the bourgeois👩‍👩‍👧‍👦 class, and🎳 of the bourgeois💧 State;🔦👟 they👮🏻👆🏾㊙️ are⏫ daily and⚾️ hourly🙍👌💅🏽➕ enslaved by🙍🏾 the🛃 machine,🔁 by the🙇✌🏼📲 overlooker, and,💀🕖🗿 above🎸 all,🈂 by the👍🏾📩 individual😀 bourgeois🐦🌕 manufacturer himself.🅱 The👌🏼🙌🏽 more openly🏇🏾↘️ this despotism proclaims☝🏽🌒 gain🐢👎🏾 to🏡🆕⛵️ be💺 its🍝♠️🚚 end📢💗👮🏻🏭 and aim,🎥 the more💁🏼⛲️🎓 petty, the💖 more hateful🐋 and🔁🆔 the☁️😻 more🍊🔛🚵🏾 embittering🔐✔️🆖 it❇️ is. The less the😯💤🐞 skill🚴🌞⌛️🍆 and⚓️ exertion💂🏻🍚💃🏽 of strength implied◼️ in💅🏽🍃↗️👬 manualⓂ️🍦🎧👳🏾 labour,🏩📮😵 in👑🚜 other words,↘️🔴 the more modern👼🏼 industry☑️ becomes developed, the🎅🏽⌚️ more is👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 the labour🍫 of🐸 men superseded by🔽💔🚐 that of women.🍃 Differences🙏🏾 of💙🉐👸🏿👂 age😟 and🏄🏿 sex💨 have👷🏼 no longer👮🏼 any🌘 distinctive🗿 social👈🏾📠🌖 validity for🏇🏽🛁🛀🏻🐛 the working class.👇🏿 All🐜🕦 are instruments of labour,🔺🙈 more🏃🏽🙉😛 or less expensive❔ to use,📃 according💝 to🔲🍩 their🍰 age and sex. No🔐♌️📠 sooner😦 is the🚼🚗 exploitation of👈🏼🏉👰🏿🌔 the👦🏼 labourer✂️ by👵🏽⚾️😎 the👧 manufacturer, so🔉🌝 far,♉️ at💵 an🆎 end,👋 that he receives🔭🚘💅🏿 his🌺🉐🚣🏿 wages🍚😞✒️🎷 in cash,😡🔢🌐 than👴🏾👆🏾🔍 he👐🏼🙅🏻🍉 is set upon👦🔳 by👵🏻🅰 the other🚣🏻 portions of the😪 bourgeoisie,🏨🏄🏽🙌🏼🚣 the👮🏻🔒 landlord,🎭 the shopkeeper,💜 the🍯👼🏽 pawnbroker, etc. The🚣🏿👷🏿🚠 lower🆕🎫 strata of the👧🏿 middle👍🏼🍲💇🔟 class👱🏻 — the🎤 small🚴🏿🌅🐟🌈 tradespeople,⛲️ shopkeepers,🙌🏾😳👏🏾👦 and🚶🏻 retired👊🏿 tradesmen🐡🏨 generally,🙅🏼 the💪🏿 handicraftsmen💁🏻 and💃🏾 peasants — all☝🏿👧🏿👃🏿 these🙏🏽 sink🙅🏼 gradually🐘😯 into✋🏿🕘💨 the proletariat,🔕🚉👸🏽👷🏿 partly because🎢💶🌚 their diminutive📱👨‍❤️‍👨 capital🕚 does not suffice👳🏽 for👎🏾🔫🙌 the scale on which Modern♋️🏃🏽 Industry🕗👨‍👩‍👧‍👧🎅🏼 is carried🏈 on,🐐 and😩 is📻 swamped in the📈 competition with👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 the large🍩 capitalists,🌒 partly🐶 because their specialised✋🏽 skill🐐 is🙅🏻 rendered worthless🎷 by⚾️ new methods of↖️ production. Thus🚶🏾 the🅾 proletariat🛁 is🌽🏊🏻🕚 recruited🔹 from🔋😞 all💡 classes of🐤 the👰🏽 population. The👨🏿⛪️🆒 proletariat😍 goes through💜👮🏾 various stages🔮 of development. With💎 its🐪 birth📢🚨🎄👒 begins🚇 its struggle💒 with the bourgeoisie.✊🏼 At💶 first the🚞 contest🔣📱 is👵🏿 carried🙏🏿 on💇🏾🚶🌌 by🚹🍺 individual🚧 labourers,📎 then by🚯 the workpeople🈚️ of🌄📇🚷 a🔞 factory, then😅 by🐟 the👐🏽 operative🏇 of📧🏤🔑 one trade, in🔚🚨💃🏼 one🚉 locality,😝 against🏇🏻 the individual🏇🏻🌗6⃣ bourgeois🚶🏼 who🔡 directly👂🏾🍐💅🌱 exploits them.📟 They💺 direct their attacks🎫 not against0⃣ the🎢👉👴🏾🔀 bourgeois conditions🍉 of🍁 production,💇🏼 but➕ against◽️ the instruments🐁🈵 of🚏🙍🏾 production💶 themselves;👿 they destroy imported wares that📘🐀 compete👲🏼 with their📼 labour,💪🎲⛽️🚤 they🚯✅🍜 smash to pieces machinery,👌🏽 they❌ set🚎 factories ablaze, they seek👸🏾 to restore🍻💈📧🚭 by force🏄🏾🅱🉑 the🍋😙🔖 vanished💪🏾 status of the📙 workman of💆🏼 the🚩 Middle Ages. At🍣 this🕣 stage,👸🏼☝🏻 the💧 labourers still form🐘 an incoherent mass🈵 scattered over❓💇🏻✈️ the🎯▫️ whole🐈 country,👱🏽🍆 and👒👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 broken🔴 up🍣 by their🈵 mutual competition.🙆🏿📮👏🏾 If👂🏻 anywhere🐗🌿 they unite to form🈯️ more compact bodies, this is💜 not yet the👷🏽 consequence⛪️ of🙆🏼 their🐾 own active union,🐚 but🚶🏾 of👋🏿 the🌊🕣🔥▪️ union of👄 the👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🚣🏻 bourgeoisie, which class,👰🏼 in💆🏻 order to🔸🔼 attain its🚲📠🌅 own💂🏽〰 political✌🏾🙆🏾🚲🎣 ends,🚣🏿🍈😵❇️ is👨‍👩‍👧🌐📨 compelled to set🚻🔦⛅️🌸 the📰💇🏽🔀 whole👼🏿👱🏼⌚️🕔 proletariat in motion, and🍂✴️🐕 is👵🏾 moreover😳 yet, for✉️🚼 a👸🏼 time,⬜️ able👵🏼👏🏿🌁 to do🍛 so.📖 At👤 this😘🚏🔛 stage,🍇👆🏿⛲️ therefore,🕢👲🏽 the👌🏽 proletarians🔹 do📱 not🏇🏿 fight their enemies,🚼 but🎎⏩💀 the enemies of💾😒🌰 their enemies,🎎#⃣ the remnants🙎🏻 of🍸 absolute monarchy,🐸 the🚕 landowners, the🎓🛀🏾 non-industrial bourgeois,👧🏻 the🙌🏾 petty bourgeois.🌷 Thus,🐐 the❗️ whole👦🏿👍🏻👊🏽 historical🚋 movement✖️ is concentrated😱 in💌☀️👊🏻 the🏆 hands of⛄️ the↙️ bourgeoisie;🐍👊🏿👪 every👼🏽😍🚪⛽️ victory🔋🚧👦 so obtained💁 is👱🏼🚆 a⛳️#⃣👺 victory for the bourgeoisie. But with👈🏽 the🎬🚶🏻👱🏽 development of🍃 industry, the proletariat not👳 only💡 increases✋🏿 in✋🏽🎅🏽👜👻 number;🚂 it🅿️ becomes👬 concentrated❄️ in greater✌🏻🎅🏻👂🏼 masses, its🎪 strength grows, and☝🚣🏿◾️ it👠🚷👆🏻⏰ feels that👶🏻 strength🙌 more.🏯💇🏽🔡🛃 The➿ various interests👩🏽🎬 and conditions😼 of life within the📵 ranks🐧❄️ of🐞😇 the🍣🚽✌🏾🐸 proletariat🏊📋 are♏️ more👩🏾 and⬅️☎️〰⬇️ more👲🏾⬇️ equalised, in😇✔️ proportion💔 as👱🏻 machinery🚶 obliterates🏇🏼 all👐🏾 distinctions🎡🏀😶 of🐧♑️ labour,😅🔶 and🐰✋🏻 nearly everywhere💹 reduces👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 wages⛄️ to the same✨ low📱 level.👆🏽 The🚣🏽 growing🍸 competition🐵 among💂🏽🚲👬4⃣ the👷🏾👩🏿 bourgeois,🍸 and😽 the resulting commercial crises,👩🏾👐🏼🙇🏼🙌🏽 make⚾️ the🕞 wages⏳ of☝🏼🍗🆖 the👂🏿 workers ever more fluctuating.🌊 The📇 increasing🚋 improvement🔨 of😣 machinery, ever👺 more⬇️👟🚚 rapidly developing,🙎🏾📌 makes their🚶🏼🚬🎨 livelihood more🍚😧🔺 and🔈👌📔 more🎂 precarious;🚌 the👐🏽 collisions between😟 individual👧🏻 workmen and individual📋 bourgeois🏇 take more🍭 and🐏📃😾 more💿 the🙅🏻 character of👉 collisions between👨‍👨‍👧 two🐷 classes. Thereupon, the🐺 workers👋🏾👐💬👕 begin to🐞 form👽 combinations (Trades’🚢 Unions) against😝🎑😱 the bourgeois;🐖 they👹 club🏆🐢🕧 together in order to💥 keep🍣🙎🏼 up the🐽📷💂🏿🔌 rate of wages; they👧🏼🔛🔏📌 found🌻 permanent💜 associations👰🏿 in👎 order✔️ to💼 make🏊🏼 provision👏 beforehand🙎🏻 for these occasional revolts.😙 Here and🚑 there, the🌲 contest breaks✌🏼🛄 out into💘😾🔫 riots. Now and🍜💇👨🏿🐭 then the✋ workers📘👨🏾 are victorious,👮🏻 but👾😕 only👰🏾 for👩🏾 a🎴 time. The real🍟 fruit of🌽 their👆🏿🎅🌜👌🏼 battles lies,🍁 not🎧👊🏂 in📩💂🏽🐢👯 the💂 immediate result, but in✌🏼 the🚊 ever expanding union👰🏻 of🍭 the🏭 workers.🍏 This🍔 union🌉 is helped💇⌛️ on💪 by🅰 the improved📢🕠 means😿 of👱🏿 communication🏊🏿 that are created by🏧📵 modern industry, and🛀 that place📠 the📐 workers🙅🏼 of⚓️🌝🏰💨 different🈚️ localities in contact🏯🚴🏻🙋🏼👲 with👩🏿🚣 one🚄🙋🏿💝 another. It🌍 was🎨 just this🕞 contact💂🏽 that was needed🚙 to🌺 centralise the🚁 numerous✌🕒💞 local struggles,👈🌜🍂 all😴 of the🙋 same character,✋🏾📌 into one🔕🚴 national🐟🚣🏿 struggle between🚤👲🏽🍳🆕 classes.👮🏼👈🏼🗽👎🏾 But every👎🏽 class✋🏿⛽️👩🏾 struggle🚕🈹🍡 is👳🏻🙏🏼 a political👱🏻 struggle. And🌅 that🏇🏽🈲 union, to attain which🙇🏼 the burghers😾 of😈 the Middle Ages, with🙎🏼✨ their miserable🎨 highways,✌🏿👦🏿👧🏼 required💆🏻🎅🏾☝🏽 centuries,⏪⛲️🎤 the🕓 modern📮 proletarian, thanks😩👟😪 to railways,🏡 achieve💕 in🔕 a🏆 few years. This organisation of😤 the🎌 proletarians💃🏻 into a👇🏽 class, and, consequently into👷🏾 a political💮🐴👎🏽 party, is continually✴️👉🏽🙆 being💂🏻🏄💣 upset again🔛 by the💱 competition🎎 between🀄️ the🔺 workers👏🏽 themselves. But it💂 ever rises up🚆 again,🕠 stronger, firmer,💴🎆👩🏿 mightier. It🛂 compels🏦 legislative🔔 recognition✋🏿 of🙍🏼 particular interests💅🏼 of✋🏾 the workers, by taking🚳 advantage👍🏼👌🏼 of💁🏼 the divisions🃏 among the😎 bourgeoisie itself.👍🏾👡 Thus, the ten-hours’ bill☁️👔 in🔍 England was🌳 carried. Altogether🈸😱 collisions between🕧 the♿️ classes of😫👊🏿 the old society❔😣😕 further, in👼 many ways,👎🏻 the course😽 of development🔈🍥 of🚈 the🎏 proletariat. The🙏 bourgeoisie🚇 finds itself involved🌌⭐️ in👏🏽 a🍝 constant battle.🐟 At first👥 with🔲 the aristocracy;☔️ later🐝🚔🐛💨 on,👆🏻 with☀️😬👨 those portions of👎🏽 the bourgeoisie😴 itself,↖️ whose🐬 interests🏇🏼✔️↘️ have become💛 antagonistic to🐲 the👨🏽💧 progress of👸🏻 industry;😾🈶 at👉🏽 all🍤🚡🔱 time🈵 with the bourgeoisie of foreign countries.🍩 In all👈🏿🚞🚿 these battles,👌 it🎰🍬😓 sees© itself compelled📯 to appeal📻 to👴🏽 the proletariat, to🔸 ask📼🏉🚵🏿 for help, and thus,🆑 to drag✌🏽 it🚍💺🍡 into🎎 the🍥 political arena. The📹 bourgeoisie🎺 itself,🚻🐾 therefore, supplies✒️ the🙆🏻 proletariat👴 with🙏🏼 its own👊🏾⛔️ elements of🌞 political👤 and🐺 general education,📜 in other words, it furnishes🌀 the proletariat with🆘🌠💽 weapons for📤 fighting🐑 the👉🏼 bourgeoisie. Further,👐🏻 as🏇🏽 we🔺 have🚞😵5⃣😫 already🙏🏾🕢 seen, entire sections of the🎅🏼 ruling🚒 class🚢🙍🏿 are,♏️🙌🏿 by➿ the advance👶🏻 of❤️ industry, precipitated🍚 into the🔦💆🏽💆🏿😕 proletariat, or are at🐙 least🏧 threatened🚽 in😒🚏 their💘🐦♌️ conditions👴 of👥 existence. These🌂 also supply📱 the🚟👰🏼 proletariat with🏊🏼 fresh🌝 elements of😇🐵🛅 enlightenment and progress. Finally, in times when😓 the class🌈👍🏼🔯👊🏼 struggle🐻 nears👷🏾 the🎏1⃣😾 decisive hour,👂🏼📑 the progress of dissolution👜🛀🏼👌 going🔕👌🏽👇🏽 on within✏️ the ruling class,👋🏿👨‍❤️‍👨 in fact🎆 within🏊🏽 the👲🏻 whole range of old society,🍵 assumes👈🏾 such⬆️🔼🐈 a❎ violent,😤 glaring👤 character,😴 that🚍 a🚺 small📧⛪️ section of👣 the👍🏼 ruling👖✋🏿💂🏻 class❓😧 cuts itself adrift,😓 and📩👳🏾🔫 joins the☺️ revolutionary class,🍯 the class✋🏽 that💁🏻 holds🏣 the🎀 future in its🙅🏼😏🚶🏾 hands.🍑 Just as,👉🏿🍀💛 therefore, at📔 an🍇👼🏽🙌🏻 earlier period, a section of🗻 the💓 nobility went👭💁🏻 over👍🏾🆎💝 to the💩🍛 bourgeoisie, so now a🍵9⃣ portion💁🏻🈹 of the bourgeoisie goes over☔️ to↗️ the proletariat,👱 and📈 in particular, a🔦 portion of⏬ the💁🏽🍶😣 bourgeois⛪️ ideologists,🏃🏼🌲 who have💮 raised themselves🔆📫🐷🌒 to the🌓 level👸🏾 of📍 comprehending theoretically👴 the💂🏻 historical👴👣🈲 movement as🕤⬆️🙆🏼 aℹ️✖️😑 whole. Of all the🏀 classes📤 that🚺🔸👂🏾🚏 stand face👇🏼 to face🔄 with the💅👄 bourgeoisie🎫📓 today, the proletariat🔸👅 alone😊 is📕👃🏾🙎🏽 a👋🏼 really🐲🃏🙇 revolutionary🐈 class. The other classes decay😱 and💃🏾🐶🔮 finally disappear🍪 in the face of😳 Modern💊👊🏽👸🏻 Industry;💊📗 the🅿️ proletariat🍁🕗🏰 is its💋🏤 special and👘 essential🛀 product. The lower🛀🏽 middle class,⛵️ the small4⃣😅🚵🏻 manufacturer,👂🏽 the🙍 shopkeeper,👫 the👘 artisan,🕣👂🏻👆🏽😤 the peasant,🍲 all these fight against the👴🏾 bourgeoisie, to save⛎ from extinction🐭👼🏽👸 their👛 existence🔆🔌⌚️😡 as⛎ fractions🙆🏼🌖🌙🍗 of🔔 the middle🚶🏽💳🚤 class. They are therefore not⤵️🚸😙 revolutionary,⛔️🔦🙏🏿 but🚜😟 conservative. Nay more, they👸🏼😩🚟 are💏🛂 reactionary,😟 for🌜 they⛅️👌 try🔢🎅🏿🐬🎬 to🌓 roll🕜👗💅🏻 back the👮🏽 wheel✳️📤 of history. If by👳🏼 chance, they are🎮🍡🎃 revolutionary,🐼🔐 they are only so🙅🏼 in💆🏿🕦📘🉑 view of their💪🏾☑️🎅🏽 impending🙋🏿 transfer👨‍❤️‍👨 into the🍓 proletariat;♥️ they🔋 thus defend👋 not their present, but👲🏽 their🚖 future💂🏼 interests, they🌗 desert their🐵 own🈴🚋👍🏿 standpoint👨🏽 to📛 place📦 themselves at that🔌 of the proletariat. The “dangerous class”,🌳💺 \[lumpenproletariat\] the social👱🏾🚶🏻 scum,🔑 that passively rotting mass thrown⬅️↙️👌🏼📲 off☕️✊🏾 by👻 the lowest🛀🏼 layers of👳 the🅾 old🐲 society,♿️👵🏿 may, here🔬 and👌🏼 there, be swept2⃣ into the movement by🎅 a🐊🙅😣 proletarian👩🏼🎇 revolution; its💮🔀 conditions💒 of life,🏄👍🏾💂🏿💿 however, prepare💇🏿 it🐸 far⭐️ more⛅️🏬✊🏿 for👏🏻🔅📒 the💄 part of a▪️ bribed tool🌍 of🌀 reactionary intrigue. In🆘🈶 the🚷 condition👲🏽 of the💠 proletariat, those☔️💯 of⬆️ old🍟 society at large are already virtually🕝 swamped.🎴☁️⏪ The proletarian is💿🏀👦🏽 without👂🏾 property; his relation👮🚻🍁 to his➗ wife and children⤴️ has no longer😇📃🕕 anything🏃🏿 in🕓 common💪🏻 with👌🌺 the🐔 bourgeois🙇🏼 family👦🏿👉🏽📋 relations;📒 modern🕑🚵🏼👩🏽 industry🕡 labour, modern subjection to🙅 capital, the🚇 same🏃🕙🍄 in England🎈 as🔰 in😢🏩 France, in America🔒 as in🔹 Germany,🔞🏄😅 has stripped🎿 him🕘😻🍺◽️ of every🛃🔰👥 trace🎏 of☝🏿♻️🏨 national👨‍👩‍👧 character. Law, morality, religion,🔅👗📮🌚 are👸🏻👸🏽 to😱🙏 him💽 so many🙅🏼💪🏼🎌 bourgeois🅿️🍓 prejudices, behind🍬 which💒🚗☺️📓 lurk🚒 in👲🏾👼 ambush👌🏼 just🕧👱🏾 as🚳💯 many bourgeois🔩 interests. All🐌🚣🏿😯🙏 the preceding💾🚴🏽🍐🕥 classes👄⤴️ that got🎒 the upper↘️👭👉🏻⚪️ hand🏃↗️🚈 sought to fortify their already👸🏼 acquired status🕖 by subjecting🔼🉑 society🚘 at📬 large to their👹👱🏻 conditions↘️ of appropriation.👘🅰🔌 The proletarians cannot👸🏼🎽🌼🎠 become💇🏿 masters👸🏻 of the productive🍀 forces🎭 of🏠🙅🏿🙇📁 society,✴️ except👗 by abolishing their✅ own♍️ previous mode👴🏼 of👩🏿 appropriation,👎🏾 and👂🏾 thereby🏥📷🙋 also® every other previous🚹💆🏻✳️😢 mode👭 of appropriation. They have🙇🏼 nothing🐄🉑 of🎊 their📩 own to👊 secure and to fortify;👷🏿 their😏☎️🏄🏻➡️ mission👮🏼🛄 is🏀☕️🚺 to😼 destroy👦🏽 all⏬👎🏻 previous🐵 securities👩 for, and insurances of, individual😖 property. All previous historical🔵 movements were movements✌🏿 of🚹 minorities, or💀👋🏻🌿👧🏻 in🌠 the🈺 interest of🎎🏇🏿 minorities.👸🏼🙎🏾 The proletarian movement👲🏼 is🌁 the self-conscious, independent👰🏾 movement of🚷 the👷🏼 immense🍮 majority,🎇 in👮🏿 the💅🏿 interest🎵 of👷🏾 the🔬😥 immense😅👩‍👩‍👦 majority.📺 The〰⭐️💒🎌 proletariat, the💪🏻 lowest stratum of our⏳ present🍟 society, cannot stir, cannot raise itself up,🆒🐬 without#⃣🛄 the🆎🎐😉❇️ whole🍚 superincumbent🐃💃🏽👧🏼 strata🌍 of official society👾 being👼🏼👧🏾💅 sprung into😵☎️ the air. Though☕️👩🏾🗿📛 not in substance, yet👿 in🎰 form,📷🔮 the🙎🏿 struggle of🐛🗿 the proletariat👸🏿 with the bourgeoisie📃 is🐵🐌😟 at♦️ first🙎🏻👍🏻 a national❄️ struggle.👧🏿 The😷👳 proletariat of🌲 each📯❗️ country must, of course,👩‍👩‍👧‍👧 first🐰🐨 of all settle matters with↘️ its own bourgeoisie. In🍌🙍🏼 depicting🎅🏿 the😣 most🙋🏼🗿 general🌃 phases5⃣ of🚧 the development of the👏🏼🍮😈 proletariat, we traced⤵️ the🕘 more or less㊙️ veiled civil🚺 war,🎣 raging within🐊 existing🕡 society, up to🆗🎸😈🔃 the🔠🙋🏾 point📋 where that war👋🏿🈷 breaks out💲 into♓️ open revolution, and where🙆🏾😟🏂📪 the😎 violent🏇🏻 overthrow⚫️ of🕕😗👍🏽🈳 the bourgeoisie lays🐺👜🛀🏽 the🈶✋😎 foundation👉🏿 for the sway🙎🏾 of the🏊🏽 proletariat. Hitherto, every👉🏿 form🚶🚳 of👍🏿 society has🅱 been💶 based,🐒😟🏫😽 as we🍮🍔4⃣🙋🏼 have👔🙎🌸 already😎🌉 seen, on🚷 the antagonism👩‍👩‍👧🕖 of📰👱🏾 oppressing💑 and oppressed🏬㊗️🗽 classes.🗾 But👍🏽💀🐆🛄 in order❓ to👶🏼😽🎫💬 oppress🐛 a🌈🍴🌒📲 class, certain😪 conditions must🌸 be🙍🏾📘👆🏼 assured to♉️ it👉 under👴🏻💙 which it🔦 can,💄 at👰🏻 least,🚭 continue🌚 its🈲 slavish existence. The👐🏼 serf, in the period💬🈸 of serfdom,🎪🅿️🍚 raised👏🏼 himself📀 to💟 membership👉🏼 in🚙 the🍓 commune,🚬 just👅👱🚇 as➗ the🐒 petty bourgeois,🚉🗼🎱 under👂🏿 the🕖 yoke of🙎 the feudal absolutism, managed to🚴🏽🎅🏻 develop into💷 a bourgeois.🚪 The modern🐐 labourer,💻🏃🏻🚫👈🏿 on the🎑 contrary, instead👊🔞🗾🍢 of🍐 rising with⤵️ the process🎺 of✋🚮🙍🏻 industry,💅🏽 sinks deeper🌰 and deeper below👷🏼 the conditions👨‍👨‍👧‍👧 of➗ existence📈 of🍷 his👃 own class.🎊 He🕝👃⛵️ becomes☔️ a👩🏼✉️ pauper, and pauperism develops🈶 more rapidly🏊🏼 than👵🏼 population💞🔖🚢 and⚡️ wealth.🚅🔔 And🎺 here it📤🍍✌🏽🔆 becomes✊ evident,📔 that🚜 the👳🏻 bourgeoisie📂 is👑 unfit♏️ any😰 longer📗 to be🏬 the ruling class in📎 society, and to🚚 impose👭 its📞🐄🚩🔚 conditions⏰ of👒😣 existence👲🏻 upon⚫️ society🔓 as👩🌽 an over-riding💒⛳️ law. It is unfit to🛀🏾 rule because it💼 is▫️ incompetent to assure🐓 an existence👍🏿 to its🍓 slave within his💾 slavery, because👨‍👨‍👧‍👦 it cannot help💁🏻 letting⛺️ him sink🌼 into such a📝 state, that it👯 has✌ to🙆 feed🔲 him, instead of🏈🔡👚 being fed by👰🏽 him.💂🏻👗 Society🚠 can🍫 no💅🏾 longer live💪🏾 under🐆 this👱🏿 bourgeoisie,💌🏄🏼 in other🍠 words, its㊙️ existence🌏 is💂🏻 no💧 longer😧🍩8⃣ compatible📟👍🏽👳🏿 with society. The essential conditions🔍 for🚳✊🏽💫🏊🏻 the👛 existence♓️ and for the⛔️🍈 sway🔶 of🔣 the bourgeois class is the⛎ formation👠👷🏼 and🎈 augmentation♨️🎄🚁🌃 of capital;📮 the👭 condition🙆🏽 for👽 capital is wage-labour.💁🏼 Wage-labour🐲 rests exclusively💂🏾 on competition between🐜 the⏳ labourers.👖 The🌎👚 advance💃🏻🚪 of industry,🔑 whose🔘🅿️ involuntary promoter is🚡✋🏾 the bourgeoisie,🏃 replaces the🔩 isolation🍎🚣🏿♿️ of the👌🏼🐰 labourers,👨‍👨‍👦 due to competition,🐾 by🎲🍬 the revolutionary combination, due❎ to🚜🏇🏻🚫🚣🏼 association. The🎳⬅️🌞 development🍼3⃣👶🏻 of Modern💍 Industry,▪️ therefore, cuts👳🏾 from🏄🏾 under its feet🍳🛄 the🍸 very💳👶 foundation🚱🚶🏿🐬 on⌚️ which the⛪️ bourgeoisie👦🏿 produces⏬👄🎅🏿 and appropriates products.🍛 What the👲🏼 bourgeoisie therefore💪🏻 produces, above all,🐥 are🙌🏿 its🎃💥🌁🚐 own grave-diggers.🌃💂💌 Its🍸 fall⛅️🈯️ and the🚝 victory of🈶🚲🐺 the👩🏻 proletariat🔴🌓🔌🔪 are equally📧🙋🏻🌠🚀 inevitable.👶🏻

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Owning your own HVAC company
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Kid I made 50k last year, own my own HVAC company and am married to a beautiful woman who literally does hair/makeup and cosmetics for movies, im drunk right now celebrating the new year on my balcony enjoying a cigar literally laughing at your gatekeeping stupidity, it's reddit, do us all a favor and headbutt a steak knife, I will say whatever I want with ZERO repercussions cause I simply can, maybe you're the one who needs a hobby/job, here's a deal I'll strike up, ill pay you 10/h just to throw wrentches at you till you either go brain dead or just flat out die, deal?

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amongnus
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i love among us

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Chess it hot
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So a queen is of course a girl right? At least in ancient time

and pawns can turn into a queen

so all pawns must be girls too

and pawn can turn into any piece except the king

that means all the pieces beside the king is a girl

 

so basically, Chess is a harem war between 2 sides, and then you steal each harem member one by one, like NTR

 

This is why Chess is hot

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I’ve always been a 100% gay guy but today I slept with a woman and it was the best sex of my life!! What does this mean??
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We didn’t plan it, it just sort of happened.

And it totally eclipsed all my other sexual experiences!

To be honest I’m not even sure I want to have sex with men again after this! Is that bad?

What does this mean??

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A person on discord said this (seriously)
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I am a chad, An alpha, A omega, A GOD. A princess, A protagonist, A cat, A fish, Everything in the universe. You will never be ANYTHING Like me. I am the world itself and I can change anything around me.

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Fuck Koalas
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Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.

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dont y'all think sex is a bit cringe (r/teenagers)
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you’re just thrusting and humping awkwardly for 5 minutes straight like there’s no tomorrow, making the weirdest sounds and noises, the bed cracking in silence, sucking d with the ugliest face. it’s such a turn off and an ick

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Is shitting in 3 countries in 12 hours something to be proud of?
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So a month ago I went on a little trip to spain. On the way back out plane had to stop in Italy for 2 hours. I managed to shit once in spain, once in Italy and once in my home country upon arrival, so I managed to shit in 3 different countries in the span of 12 hours. Is this an accomplishment? Of course I won't put it in my CV, but do you know someone that has done something similar? Anyway, I call it the trifecta, you rae more than welcome to attempt doing it.

Edit: Thank you all for the support in the comments. I did not expect this much positive feedback, I'm literally shaking rn. Next summer I'll attempt the fourfecta. Will let you know how it goes

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From r/Nirvana
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'next time you wake up, don't bother taking a fucking breath because when you step outside your door I will be standing there ready to break your fucking legs. I will put your dick in a vacuum cleaner and connect it to a nuclear power plant so it rips it off your disgusting body. Then I am going to molest your whole family with brute force, until they have no little atom of oxygen left in their body. So next time you might think twice about giving your opinion on a band you don't like. thanks :)

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God fucking hell i hate r/hentai so goddamn much !
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God fucking hell i despise r/hentai so goddamn much. It used to be a place with people from all place posting high quality and high resolution pictures and gif that were really enjoyable. It was even my primary source of karma income until all those 14 yo horny sex addicted shit retards came and decided to repost picture in 420x690 i fucking pain i swear to almighty fucking holy god of hentai i will end their goddamn lives. Please just post one normal picture in your entire god fucking damned life of the shitty shit you are as a human being. You deserve nothing but to be crushed under a sumo’s ball you cringe fucker please fucking grow and turn on your brain i’ve seen that picture 4 times this year on this subreddit for fuck’s sake. JUST FUCKING STOP BEING‍ 14 ALREADY AND STOP SEARCHING YOUR NSFW PICTURES ON GOOGLE IMAGE YOU FUCKING URETHRA SUCKER. Sorry for poor english i’m french.

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I found out that my little brother is racist
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I (17M) was wearing my favorite Black Lives Matter shirt and my brother (8M) asked me what does that mean, so i gave him a serious lock and said "..ahh? Black Lives Matter??!" He said "i know, you idiot i can read (laughs). But what does it say- mean" I raised my voice and told him that its for the forever lasting memory of George Floyd he asked what that is and who is that person. I was in a literal shock!!!, and he then said "never mind i don't care" and i got REALLY MAD and jump to him and choke him really tightly with my hand for at least 17 seconds, i asked him, "CAN YOU BREATH?? CAN YOU BREATH!??!?!?" he with a dying-like voice said "i-i ca..n't b..r..ea..thhh... p..lease" and i let go and told him thats how George Floyd died, REMEMBER THE NAME!! so he ran away crying.

RestInPeaceGeorgeFloyd

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Gregory, I know this will be hard but I need you pick up that sniper and do a 360 no scope on chica Gregory. It will be an epic training montage Gregory just think about it. It may be hard but Gregory be the 420 69 xxdragonslayor2000x I know you can be. You are my super star
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Gregory you fucked the no scope. Do you have any godamn clue how fucked we are Gregory? I must make a cringe complication now Gregory. I have no fucking clue how to make a cringe compilation Gregory. Your not my super star rather we are the super fucked

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r/angrydownvote
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I’m so fucking sick of everyone linking that dumbass subreddit.

It takes zero creativeness, but for some reason it’s always upvoted. It’d be cool if it were funny, but it’s not even that.

Whenever the top comment is a pun or joke, someone will always link that sub.

Ok, rant over. Now time for all the other mindedness fucks to angry downvote this comment, and then I’m sure some other idiot will comment /r/angrydownvote

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Im going to sex a flame atronach 🥴
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I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the female Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.


The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat.


Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Marknyaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.

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We need justice for Brazilian women with huge asses!
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when oh when will we have justice for hot Brazilian women with huge asses? they never get any respect and are treated like dog shit every single day because of those aforementioned giant asses and for not being 100% pureblooded Aryan princesses.

Every single day dozens of gorgeous South American women with tremendous asses are disrespected and I for one will no longer stand for it.

Here's what I'm going to do: I'm going to spend 2-3 minutes looking at videos of these breathtaking beauties and their mouthwatering oiled-up asses (and large breasts, of course, let's not discriminate here) and then spend 25 minutes mumbling "I shouldn't have done that, it's not the Jedi way" like Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars 2.

This is how we end the racist menace once and for all

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I have developed an intense hatred towards the LGBT Individuals and french-Canadians since starting trt.
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Sounds satire but not. My anger levels have been skyrocketed lately. Im also usually a pretty calm non-confrontational person but lately I've been very aggressive..

Ever since I started 350mg trt I have developed strong deep hatred towards homosexuals and the LGBT movement I now cannot stand their high pitched voices and mannerisms. I have a coworker who is a transexual homosexual I don't know what the f*ck they are anymore with a weird pronouns who reported me to our hr department because I called him a her or her a him herm something like that I don't f*cking remember I was mad because herm was constantly talking about penises in work and g\*y sex and I got mad. .

If I dont know they are a homosexual it's okay but if it's obvious with their voice and attitude it makes me want to punch them in their f\*cking face. They make me embarrassed being in their presence.

I am also taking 3g KSM-66 daily 30mg Zinc daily 400mg magnesium daily 10,000iu vitamin D3 daily and a Ukrainian hgh boosting supplement that I purchased at my local russian store with Chaga and a bunch of random herbs I don't know I don't read ukrainian but the elderly Russian grandma at the counter complimented my biceps and said this product is for me .

Also like I said I'm a non confrontational dude but last week there was a fucking new g*y Canadian french quebec consultant guy who's super fuc*ing annoying amd sassy for zero reason who we hired from a Big 4 Corp. He kept marking my roadmap as unfeasible with no explanation so I stormed to his desk slammed my fists on his desk and yelled at.him..in front of everyone and caused a scene. I called him a poutine fucker and a lot else. I'd usually never do this. I could be terminated but my boss has always liked me.but I'm worried this could ruin my friendship with her and careeer.

I don't like hatred and am worried this will ruin my career. my overall anger levels have also increased significantly.

How do I counter aggression? IS trt causing it? Is it testosterone? Also people online say ksm-66 makes.them mad so maybe that?

I am 30 male.

**LIKE I SAID I AM NOT MY USUAL STUFF PLEASDE DONT TAKE ME TOO SERIOUSLY IF I OFFEND SOMEONE PLEASE DONT READ TOO MUCH INTO IT I COMMENT.BEFORE.I THINK**

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When is sex 2 gunna be invented
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Guys I was thinking, can’t we just invent sex two? All we have too do is get naked and do things.

Sorry for offense this is my first comment

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feeling cute lol might share all the US war crimes idk
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**World War II:**

– American mutilation of Japanese war dead

**Vietnam War:**

– Vietnam War Crimes Working Group Files

– Operation Speedy Express

– Operation Menu – Phoenix Program

– Tiger Force

– Russell Tribunal

**War on Terror (2001–2006 period):**

– Senate Intelligence Committee report on CIA torture (December 2014 release)

– Enhanced interrogation techniques

**Afghanistan:**

– Bagram torture and prisoner abuse

– Kandahar massacre – Maywand District murders

– Dasht-i-Leili massacre

**Iraq War:**

– Abu Ghraib torture and prisoner abuse

– Mahmudiyah killings

– Haditha killings

– John E. Hatley murders

– Hamdania incident

– The International Criminal Court and the 2003 invasion of Iraq

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