This is the last straw. I no longer plan on being a computer programmer. I need a career in causing neurotypicals material difficulty. My suggestion is alcohol and neuromarketing with an option to become a narco and sell stimulants, resulting in lots of dead neurotypicals. The main disadvantage of this option is that I am not badass. I am a weak little punk ass bitch that is too butthurt to accept what's coming to me, whining about it on social media. Also being a narco is for current or former police officers or current or former military members. Disappointingly, I am neither.

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Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.

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It's the right thing to do.

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*sigh*

Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.

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Jesus sits at his desk in his class. Its so boring so he writes in his notebook, scribbling Shrek's name over and over again. Jesus is the leader of the Shrek fanclub and he knows all of shrek's songs by heart

"Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire. How about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored
Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Go for the moon
Go for the moon
Go for the moon
Go for the moon
Hey, now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep, what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey, now, you're an all star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold"

Jesus finishes singing. He did not take a breath once during singing now know he breathes in a lot of air. He wipes the sweat from his forehead
"Wow jesus that was so beautiful u should sing with shrek u should be a superstar" his super kawaii friend says
"Really?!" Jesus smiles
"Ye! Are u going to the concert of SHREK tonight"
"Woah there concert?"
" Yes"
"BRrb"
Jesus flies out a school roof earning gasps from the teachers. He doesnt care. Its so important he can hear his love shreks beautiful voice.
He flies up in the glouds
There on a throne sits his father, God. Jesus dad is very rich that why he lives in a cloud with a castle.
"Hi dad"
"You should be at school my son!" God roars, enough for his friends doen below to hear. Kawaii friend looks nervously at Satan, who is looking up and grinning. Satan is a bitch.
" dad i gotta go to SHREK CONCERT ok"
"No"
"But dad i love him"
God gasps. Then he lets his wrath be known
"MY SON. Thas is GAY"
"I dont care father! I love shrek "
"IM COMING SHREK"
JEUus stomps to his room. He grabs his sexy clothes and tries to walk out but God stops him. Jesus screeches and opens a pickled onion jar with his mighty strength and he consumes it all in one swallow. He blinks amd his eyes turn NEON GREEN and he picks up his TELEVISION SET and THROWS it toward God. God laughs as it flies right through him.
Jesus spins around and schreeches more. He then drilled himself through the clowd and spins down and down to earth. He spins right into a fireplace AT THE SHREK CONCERT and Satan is there and laughs at him
But then Jesus emerges
Unharmed
And satan goes "oh no"
And then Satan is told
"You will never make fun of me again"
And he fucking dies and sin is no more
Only shrek
Only love
Only life
Jesus floats into the concert. He wears a cute sexy outfit. He can see his shrek on stage. He sings along feeling so much love and the entire comcert smells like onioms he feel so happy.
Shrek locks eyes with jesus. Juesus heart flutters. Shrek has noticed him
Jesus is pulled on stage
And jesus does sing

Later, 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨😩💦🍆 👍

It was good.

Shrek and jesus are now in love

The end

A\N: my first ever fanficfiction

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Can we all just agree Vaporeon is sexy though? Just imagine cuddling up to your pet Vappreon in bed, the light moisture surrounding her smooth rubber like skin. At some point you notice your cock pushing against the fabric of your boxers and you feel a wave of embarrassment. She looks up at you with twinkling eyes and smiles. you feel her tail shift down to you boxers and curl around the top to remove down to your knees. At this point you are rock hard and the tips of her warm moist tail starts teasing the head of your cock. Then she's starts full on strokes and grips your cock so tight it hurts just a bit. She keeps going and slowly increases in speed until your head is covered in precum. She starts going at max speed and you feel the cum about to burst out and it send several ropes all over her tail and the bed sheets. After moment your breathing slows, she smiles at you and licks your cummies clean from the bed. You go back to snuggling and fall asleep.

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Happy Tuesday Everyone! I accidentally burned down your house but you can’t stop eating this cake. That’s my disclaimer and I am hiding from my colleagues in the garage right now.

But this cake is both one of the easiest and quickest cakes I’ve ever made and there’s nothing quite as satisfying as a warm homemade cake fresh from the oven, made in less than half an hour and delivered straight to your door in a kitchen mister.

While looking for the perfect inexpensive dessert for those last minute cookouts, barbeques and parties, I came across a recipe from Food Network that looked like just the ticket. Not only are the ingredients relatively inexpensive, but it’s a pretty easy recipe for a small party or a quick family gathering with people who can handle the heat.

I’ve made this cake a lot of times over the last few years and it’s one of those great “pick me ups” for the week. It’s sweet, and a bit of a cinch and it doesn’t make a big mess but I guarantee it will get you through to the weekend.

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Like I swear I’m not trans dad I only tried on one of my sister’s skirts once and I jizzed in my pants a little because it felt absolutely magical until I looked at myself in the mirror and looked like an ugly man in a dress and cried myself to sleep for the next month and a half

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Day 27, ejaculation number 21. It is five thirty in the afternoon. I proceed to stroke my cock (2 inches, I’m just like my favorite hentai protagonist) again, trying to reach my goal of 27 ejaculations for the day. I go on my favorite subreddit, r/penectomy, and instantly cum at the first post. A nice, juicy cock being strangled by a cord. Posted by u/ilovekiddies747. I furiously masturbate to the post, flooding through like my cum is. On my 24th orgasm, however, nothing comes out. My penis is in great pain from the excessive ejaculations but I push through. Blood starts pouring out but I keep on going. On number 26, tragedy struck. My balls, in reaction to the deficit of semen in its storage, start to suck up anything it can. Instantly, my subconscious runs to the sink. My penis sucks up the water fluids to quench its liquid thirst. My balls expand to the size of a tennis ball as my testicles thirst for fluids. Eventually, I can’t take it anymore, and my balls burst. I lie on the floor in a paralyzing orgasm. I am sorry brothers, but I cannot complete Destroy Dick December this year.

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Getting called unfunny is the most psychological and emotionally abusive insult ever made known to man. The moment, the silence when everyone becomes quiet and you get slapped in the face being called unfunny. when u try to send memes and to fit in the same humor type as your friend group and then gets expelled is so alienating, i feel like a stranger to society, i feel like the Joker. All what a human wants is belonging and to be included in but when you are dragged out or rejected of the funny circle it’s dehumanizing. I do not feel human, i feel lost and unbelonged. Do you know why i try to be funny in the first place? It’s not for my ego and to show that I am more unique or funnier than others I just want to build a bond with people through Schizo Wojak memes as an example. It’s not a competition, but society or this generation of teens make it so competitive you will hate others for being funnier and based than you, and you will despise people who try to be funny but can’t.

This is why many edgy 13 year olds become Neo Nazis and fall into the deep right-wing pipeline when they first join their shitposting discord server found on disboard. You want to BELONG, you want to feel belonged, and you therefore blend into the rest as your friends. Many server members in shitpost s are nazis and therefore you become one to be validated. Validation equals belonging you are fulfilled. Your parents yelled at you and called you worthless today? It’s okay just say the n word with the hard r and get called based by 10 people in the server. Then your heart becomes full and you feel worthful.

Funny is a very diverse subject it depends where you are what time you are and maybe your location. Anyone can find anything funny it’s just how humans work, you might find something funny but someone might find it unfunny and even offensive. Maybe your group of friends find 4chan memes funny but this one person thinks it’s cringe and that schizoposting is just hard attention seekers. You have to stop being ignorant, remember that the stuff your friends call is unfunny, it is funny to other people. There is 7 billion people out in the world and someone might find your ted kac and polpot edits hilarious even based too. You just need to find the right people to share these with. Nothing is ever unfunny only to those who are ignorant, open your mind right now

i literally deserve so much better, im seething so badly when i got kicked out of the gc which was originally MY IDEA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH for being unfunny. What I sent was cookie run fanart and a few memes are archived back from my phone and a manifestation money video and then they said it was unfunny and kicked me out and then no one tries to add me back? Like you can literally add someone back but none of them wanted me.

NO im not insane i am NOT offended because someone called me unfunny and just kicked me out of a gc from my friends which i known them longer than the person who kicked me out thats so funny.

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It was a saturday afternoon, and I was exhausted after an intense 17-part masturabation session to dream minecraft manhunt, when i suddenly had the urge to go outside. I was scared. It's been so long since i've left the warmth of my parents basement with my dream body pillows. I didnt know what to expect. Clutching my dream figurine in front of my chest, i pried open the door to the outside world. The gleaming sun blared through the door, bequeathing a brilliant warmth on my cum-covered boxers. I quaverly took a step outside. My body flintched from the strange feel of the dirt under my feet. And then i saw it. The lustrous field of grass, covered in a light sprinkle of water from the noon rain shower. And then i realized. Dream... grass... the trees... it was all coming together. Grass is green, just like Dream. Dream is everpresent, in the grass, the flowers, He was there. I immediately new what to do next. I flinged off my clothes faster than the speed at which i would click on a new dream rule 34 post. My dick was already throbbing as i leaped onto the field of grass, dorito dust stained shirt getting carried away by the wind. I dug a small hole in the ground, and passionately thrust my 7-inch erect cock into it. I knew, this was Dream. His spirit was in this grass, and he felt my dick in his boy pussy as i fucked that grass. I lost track how long i was there. Hours went by, day turned to night, but it didnt matter. I was finally together, with Dream. Nothing could separate us. I took a long stem of a flower, and forced it in my asshole. I imagined it being Dream's hot penis being lustfully forced into me in bed. I stayed there on my front yard for god knows how long. Until my butt was sore, balls drier than the Saharan desert after a long drought. The lawn looked like there was a layer of fresh snow on a Christmas morning. Trudging indoors, i had a enormous smile stretching across my face. I couldn't wait until tomorrow, when i may go outside again and be with Dream.

tl:dr i sexed dream🥵🥵🥵🥰🥰😍😍😍😍🥰

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Hello, concerned father here. My son has recently got into the game called Fortnite? I've spent well over $500 on this game and its becoming a problem. Apparently the game is down right now and its causing a lot distress for my child. He keeps taking my newspaper and tries to "full piece" me. I don't know what this means but I'm starting to think its something associated with the devil. He won't come with us anywhere unless we take a "launch pad" to get there. Its starting to get worse by the hour and I don't know how much longer I can take this. His legs, arms, and hands are shaking violently yet he refuses to take any type of medicine unless its a "big pot" or "chuggies." Someone please help me.

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I just got bullied really hard for being a Genshin player.

I am sorry, i just needed to vent. As a person with extreme social anxiety, i worked up the courage to go to a gamer's meetup, in hopes of finding like-minded friends irl. Most people there happened to be league of legend/dota/CS GO players.

Someone asked me what i like playing, when i said Genshin, they just swarmed me for minutes, making jokes about telling me that the age of consent is 18. And just kept calling me a p\*\*ophile in a public mall with so many people around us. People around were staring at me. My social anxiety kicked and i was having panic attacks. I said i want to go to bathroom, and ran home as fast as i could, also shed some tears Ngl.

Sorry, i just couldn't sleep last night, and i hate the fact that just because of playing Genshin, i had to bear such humiliation by ignorant fools that know nothing about Genshin. They haven't played even a second of Genshin, and just following the hate train bandwagon stereotype that's prevalent on the internet against Genshin. I hope things get better, for now i am not leaving my house again for a meetup ever.

Edit: Thank you so much for the kind words. Genshin community is so wholesome. I wish i can thank each comment personally. Also, please no hate to other gaming communities, a few people can't represent all of them. Mods can feel free to delete my post if it create any drama. Thanks again. \^\_\^

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You will never be a real herbivore. You have no rumen, you have no omasum, you have no foregut fermentation. You are a omnivorous mammal twisted by brainwashing and reddit into a crude mockery of nature's perfection. All the "validation" you get is two faced and half hearted. Your doctors are disgusted and ashamed by you, your "friends" laugh at your malnourished appearance behind closed doors. Your pets are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed animals to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even vegans who "do it right" look unnatural and malnourished to a predator. Your digestive tract is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a dog to come home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he sees the toxic sludge you feed yourself with. You will never be happy. You wretch out a fake smile every morning and tell yourself this is healthy, but deep inside you feel the bloat creeping up on you like a weed, ready to blast open your asshole the second you go to take another bite of "food". Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy some salmon, put it on your stove, and plunge into cold reality. Your doctor will find you, embarrassed for you but relieved that you no longer have to live with the unbearable IBS and disappointment. You'll live your life, eventually die, and be buried with a tombstone marked with your name and nothing else, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know that a omnivorous was buried there. Your body will decay and go back to dust, and all that will remain is a skeleton that is unmistakably carnivorous. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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im going to buy a bicycle generator

and if i nonstop bike for one hour I can push out around 100 watts of power

if we go for max watt use of my 600 watt power supply it can pull about 750 watts im guessing a hour

so to power my pc at maximum usage for 1 hour i have to bike for 7.5 hours

now if I break the first law of thermodynamics which states that energy can not be created or destroyed

meaning that I would have to put in 100 watts of energy to get out 100 watts

so if I break that law and instead hook this bicycle generator up to a man made motor

and only put 5 watts into it I can make it spin 100 cycles

now if we assume that the bike something that equates to 26 diamater wheels

it would take 27150 rotations (I used Cycles above sorry) to make up 1 hour of cycling

and if one hour of cycling makes 100 watts

and 27150 rotations is one hours of cycling then by dividing the rotations by how many watts we produce in one hour we can get how many cycles it take to produce one watt

it takes 272 rotations to produce one singular watt

which means that if we had a 100 percent energy efficient motor we would have to put in 1 watt for 272 rotations

that is of course

if we were following the first law of thermodynamics but of course we arent

so instead lets say we are now have a motor that not only is 100% efficient but also breaks phyisics

and by putting in one watt it actually makes 300 rotations

so with every watt we put in we get a extra 28 rotations now we are really onto something

okay let me collect my thoughts a bit

​

so now we have a motor that makes 300 rotations per watt put in but we have already decided that it takes 272 rotations to make 1 watt with complete effiency on every possible component

so after one hour of cycling we have made 100 watts and if we actually start pumping that into the motor it will finally start making power

so lets say it takes 1 second for the bike to make 300 rotations

if we start out with a base watts of 100 and every second we are making only making 28 rotations worht of watts it would take 10 seconds make 1 watt

and if i need 750 watts maxiumum to run my pc this machine would have to be running for around 125 minutes which still isnt enough to make my computer zero energy cost so instead of using the energy for my pc we will instead pump the excess watts into a complete copy of this machine

so now every 10 seconds we are putting one watt into this new machine and it is making 1.1 watts

so now in 10 second we are making 11 watts

and since it takes 10 seconds to be supplied with one watt and but one 1 second to ujse it we actually have around a 9 second down time each time so every 100 seconds we are making 11 watts

so really with this new machine we are making .1 more watts than before

now there are multiple solutions to this we either add more machines for a increase of around 1 watt for every machine

or you can also just add more machine to power the second machines

so now lets say we have 10 machine all putting one watt into one machine making it so that machine is geting 1 watt every second making it into 1.1 watts everysecond so after 10 seconds we will have 11 watts

so by using the second machine we are making profit of 1 whole watt every 10 seconds

so now if every 10 seconds we make 11 watts now to run my pc i need 750 watts a hour

and since there are 3600 seconds in 1 hour

and of course we make 1.1 watts a second

so in the end we would be makign 3960 watts per hour

enough to power my pc multiple hours over

im a genius

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I am sorry, i just needed to vent. As a person with extreme social anxiety, i worked up the courage to go to a gamer's meetup, in hopes of finding like-minded friends irl. Most people there happened to be league of legend/dota/CS GO players.

Someone asked me what i like playing, when i said Genshin, they just swarmed me for minutes, making jokes about telling me that the age of consent is 18. And just kept calling me a p\*\*ophile in a public mall with so many people around us. People around were staring at me. My social anxiety kicked and i was having panic attacks. I said i want to go to bathroom, and ran home as fast as i could, also shed some tears Ngl.

Sorry, i just couldn't sleep last night, and i hate the fact that just because of playing Genshin, i had to bear such humiliation by ignorant fools that know nothing about Genshin. They haven't played even a second of Genshin, and just following the hate train bandwagon stereotype that's prevalent on the internet against Genshin. I hope things get better, for now i am not leaving my house again for a meetup ever.

​

Edit: Thank you so much for the kind words. Genshin community is so wholesome. I wish i can thank each comment personally. Also, please no hate to other gaming communities, a few people can't represent all of them. Mods can feel free to delete my post if it create any drama. Thanks again. \^\_\^

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Dating apps should allow to filter by IQ.

Pretty self explanatory. I'm only attracted to highly intelligent people such as myself. In order to register to this hypothetical app you would be required to take an actual, certified IQ test. Only one chance.

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i’m not trans but i hate them bc they like bump into everything and hurt my back and they’re the WORST. you boys are lucky trust me i hate em😟

edit: also hated being sexualized at 12 for having them!

edit 2: I AM NOT 12. I AM 15. IVE BEEN SEXUALIZED FOR THEM *SINCE* I WAS 12.

edit3: i was not expecting this thread to become a discussion about balls but ok!

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woahh 😺(bruh) bwoah woah woah \* running noise\* tthis is a certified hood classic ey 😺😺😺🐈BOING😀 heard that you a lesbian girl, me too (vineboom.mp3 🤨) ey, heard that you a lesbian girl✨ me too✨ (huh?)🟡 ay, heard that you a lesbian girl me🥺 too /e fart🤭🤭 ey, heard that you a lesbian girl me too \[\[EWWWWWWW🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮\]\] ey, heard that you a lesbian girl me too🗿 \*boink) ey, heard that you a lesbian 😭😭 girl me too 😪😭😭 "oof😶" ey, heard that you a lesbian girl me too (tickletickletickle 😈😈) ey, heard that you a 🤗😁lesbian girl me too😒 Use the double gulp cup for the fucking slurpie, this here, this is slurpie cup😒😒😒 you do this every time, every time youmake a big deal bout it I just paid for it, what's wrong? This is one slurpie cup I don’t care about your slurpie cup😡👿😠😠😠😠😠😒💢💢

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ABOUT MTSELF:Hewo friends I'm an 12 year old girl who loves anime eating and reading I'm bisexual💖 💜 💙 I'm also a Capricorn ♑ u guys can message meh if chu wanna be mah friend <3 TYSM FOR 55 FOLLOWERS!!!


WHAT I LIKE: drawing, watching anime (MHA,dangdoropa,yuri on ice) I'm in to Gacha life =>, being with my friends,hazbin hotel,ramen, making new friends <3

WHAT I DISLIKE:bully's,brats,homo people,players,PEOPLE WHO DON'T SHIP EITHER BAKUDEKU OR TODODEKU (I don't hate chu tho)

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