PLEASE 🙏 DO NOT buy 💸 the BTS 🙄 meal 🍽 if you 👉👨🏻 don't 🚫 stan 😒 them. You're preventing 🚫 actual 🤔 BTS 🙄 fans 🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️ who have waited ⏲ for months 🗓📆📅 from having the BTS 🙄 meal 🌮🍔 experience 💯. Eating 👅🍴 the sauces 💦 without 🍵🚫 understanding 📚 their significance 💦 is literally 💯 cultural ⛩ appropriation 🙅🏼 and it's not okay 😡.

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Ok time to rip the bandaid off. Now a few of you might have seen this coming but I haven't been vibing with you guys for a while now. Everytime we talked and hung out I felt uncomfortable and unhappy but still tried to salvage what is a long friendship for a bunch of you but after taking some distance to think about it clearly I think i'm just on a different wavelength to you guys and staying friends is just incompatible. And me being me I need total isolation to move on so I will be removing you guys on everything. I won't block any of you because I don't actually have any dislike or negative feelings towards y'all I just need to move on. But if you do try to contact or refollow me about anything even a goodbye message I will block (sorry ik harsh I don't blame any of you if ur angry or even indifferent to all this). I am sorry about lying about coming to new years. Wish you all the best.

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gregory, do u see the small vent on the floor? have u ever heard of among us, gregory? You need to vent. i know it will be hard for u to be sus but i know u can do it , gregory

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So me and my girlfriend were on Discord together bored out of our minds. That’s when she came up with the idea to play Among Us. I agreed, and we joined a public lobbies playing together.

So in one round I get the engineer role (for those who haven’t played among us for a while, it’s a role where you can vent as a crew mate) and I vent in front of her. She freaks out and presses the button and snitches on me, telling the people I was an Impostor.

They didn’t believe her and they skipped. I then told her on vc that if I was the impostor I wouldn’t even kill her because that’s messed up. She on the other hand said “I would murder you first if I was the impostor.”

So next round I’m the Impostor. I killed her first and I started laughing because she was so surprised by it. So I begin to finish the round off by winning. After I won, I continued to laugh about how she was so unaware of me killing her.

Then she got angry at me and told me that I promised I wouldn’t kill her as an impostor, so I broke the trust I had with her. I thought she was joking at first because ITS AMONG US. A GAME WHERE YOU HAVE TO LIE.

She then said things like “What kind of boyfriend does that” “You’re just like my ex” “you shouldn’t be laughing, that proves you don’t care about me”

So I argued back with her telling her it was a game about fucking beans and she’s getting so worked up over it.

We kinda yelled at each other on VC which led to her breaking up with me because she couldn’t trust me anymore.

WHAT THE FUCK. 😭I really just lost my girlfriend over amogus. Here’s a little bit of our convo after we got off vc and stuff.

https://ibb.co/fpJJBX7

TL;DR: My girlfriend and I played among us together. I killed her as an impostor and she went off at me which ended in us breaking up.

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I am sorry, i just needed to vent. As a person with extreme social anxiety, i worked up the courage to go to a gamer's meetup, in hopes of finding like-minded friends irl. Most people there happened to be league of legend/dota/CS GO players.
Someone asked me what i like playing, when i said Genshin, they just swarmed me for minutes, making jokes about telling me that the age of consent is 18. And just kept calling me a p**ophile in a public mall with so many people around us. People around were staring at me. My social anxiety kicked and i was having panic attacks. I said i want to go to bathroom, and ran home as fast as i could, also shed some tears Ngl.
Sorry, i just couldn't sleep last night, and i hate the fact that just because of playing Genshin, i had to bear such humiliation by ignorant fools that know nothing about Genshin. They haven't played even a second of Genshin, and just following the hate train bandwagon stereotype that's prevalent on the internet against Genshin. I hope things get better, for now i am not leaving my house again for a meetup ever.

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Roxanne Wolf is so hot. Never in the history of gaming
has there been a hotter character. She is more than a
robot wolf to me, she is a person. She is a little tease but
she's basically my wife. The devs know what they did
with that wolf. The aesthetic paired with her demeanor
make her such an attractive character. Nothing gets me
going better than a punk rock wolf chick. Every inch of
her is so hot. Her thighs up to her midriff and her eyes.
Every inch of her is perfection incarnate. I would save the
game and let her catch me just to feel the intimacy
between us. I crave more than lustful fantasies with her, I
seek deep romantic involvement. The craftsmanship of
her character surpasses everything I expected from this
game. Her tone of voice and language choice formats her
character. The choice of clothes with short shorts and
the crop top which reveal her milky thighs and delectable
midriff compliment her punk rock personality more. She
is my wife, and nothing dissuades me from this fact.

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My nuts have detached from my body, I was in my bedroom messing around with my Rias body pillow when all of a sudden one of the broken threads from all the years of intense pickle pounding latched on to my grotesque testicle. It grabbed it with a tremendous force so flabbergasting that it ripped my balls right off. However it is very convenient because now I can fuck my body pillow to my greatest desire without making a mess!

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as a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.

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The undoing of your being and soul will arrive abruptly and terribly, and will be at the hands of an entity so sinister, terrible, and anguishing that the sight of your demise will cause legions of God’s most prolific angels to weep and lament in terror and sadness. Inversely, leagues of Satan’s wretched gathered souls will arrive to witness your demise, a sight so great and sparse that it will unlock a scarce blissfullness and unbeknownst feeling of relief unto the fiery inferno of Lucifer’s hellscape—an oasis within the desolateness of evil’s abundant wrath. All repentance for your unthinkable sins will be in vain. Nothing will be done to undo the miserableness of your eternal oppression.

Your suffering will be so significant that the worst of Satan’s incubuses will scratch and claw to administer even a smidgen of the dread and despair that your unearthly soul is bound to experience.

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I (22D) am a Dreamist, so I don't celebrate christmas. However, my dreamphobic parents forced me to celebrate it and dine with them on christmas night. I tried calling the police and tell them that my parents were abusing me for forcing me to sin against Dream, but they called me a 'prankster' and hung up (yet another example of systemic dreamphobia), so I had no choice.

So, when we were dining, my dad read some Bible verses about the birth of some baby named 'Jesus' that was boring me to death, until he read a verse that said 'As he considered this, an angel of the Lord appeared to him in a **dream**'. That instantly reminded me of Lord Daddy Dream, which made me horny, but I contained myself until my dad read a verse that said 'The Word became flesh and made his dwelling **among us**',  immediately reminding me of Dream x sussy Crewmate inflation penis vore scat r34 comic that got me extremely horny and made me moan loudly and impulsively grab my dick to fervently masturbate while thinking about that piece of art, without realizing my whole family was in the room. They all started screaming at me like typical dreamphobes and my nazi dad slapped me, which reminded me of Dream x George dick-slapping cbt r34 that made my dick shoot gallons of cum that landed on the walls, roof, my family members, all the food on the table, etc., causing everyone to scream in terror and my grandfather to have a heart attack and die (he was a dreamph*be anyway so who cares).

My whole family has been screaming at me ever since for 'ruining Christmas', merely for expressing my sexuality. I know there is nothing wrong with expressing my sexuality, but I've been wondering if maybe I've gone a little too far. So, [r/dreamgender](https://www.reddit.com/r/dreamgender), AITA?

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Why the fuck can I put fire crackers in my dick and it’s considered cock and ball torture but when a girl puts a grenade in her pussy it’s not consider pussy torture we need to start a movement for titty and pussy torture who ever made cock and ball torture is clearly a sexist reptilian and did not think of women imagine if girls where in pain olympics it would be a very beautiful sight to see if you say im wrong fuck you

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penis

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You think it's funny to take screenshots of nft's huh?
Property theft is a joke to you? I'll have you know that the blockchain doesn't lie. I own it. Even if you save it, it's my property. You are mad you don't own the art I own.

Delete that screenshot.

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Never ask a gentleman: “Do you need a suck?” That is how little streetwalkers express themselves say in a lay voice, and in his ear: “Would you like my mouth?”

If he is a gentleman whom you have not previously sucked, do not start by skilfully licking up and down his prick and behind his balls. He would form a bad opinion as to your past.

Take his prick into your mouth and modestly, lowering your eyes. Suck slowly. Spread your jaws apart as to not bite and clench your lips as to not drool.

When the gentleman is about to cum, do interrupt yourself to ask him how his mother is doing even if you had forgotten to do so before.

When he ejaculates, silently swallow it all to the very last drop and say something nice about the taste of the liquor you just drank.

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So me and my girlfriend were on Discord together bored out of our minds. That’s when she came up with the idea to play Among Us. I agreed, and we joined a public lobbies playing together.

So in one round I get the engineer role (for those who haven’t played among us for a while, it’s a role where you can vent as a crew mate) and I vent in front of her. She freaks out and presses the button and snitches on me, telling the people I was an Impostor.

They didn’t believe her and they skipped. I then told her on vc that if I was the impostor I wouldn’t even kill her because that’s messed up. She on the other hand said “I would murder you first if I was the impostor.”

So next round I’m the Impostor. I killed her first and I started laughing because she was so surprised by it. So I begin to finish the round off by winning. After I won, I continued to laugh about how she was so unaware of me killing her.

Then she got angry at me and told me that I promised I wouldn’t kill her as an impostor, so I broke the trust I had with her.
I thought she was joking at first because ITS AMONG US. A GAME WHERE YOU HAVE TO LIE.

She then said things like
“What kind of boyfriend does that”
“You’re just like my ex”
“you shouldn’t be laughing, that proves you don’t care about me”

So I argued back with her telling her it was a game about fucking beans and she’s getting so worked up over it.

We kinda yelled at each other on VC which led to her breaking up with me because she couldn’t trust me anymore.

WHAT THE FUCK. 😭I really just lost my girlfriend over amogus. Here’s a little bit of our convo after we got off vc and stuff.

TL;DR: My girlfriend and I played among us together. I killed her as an impostor and she went off at me which ended in us breaking up.

Edit: Just so y’all know I’m 17 she’s 16. She/or I is not 12 as much as this sounds like something a 12 year olds would do

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You hate them so much because... They showed you piss porn? That's what cazses hatred in you? That other people are enjoying themselves and desperately trying to embrace the absurdity of existence through hedonism and free love and you are hateful and disgusted? Alright, wow piss is so gross! Yea but when a woman squirts you're like woaaaw so hot omg 😱😳. Squirt and piss are basically interchangeable, yeah, there are some special female secondary sexual glands such as skene glands but these produce relatively small amount of liquid compared to the volume of 'the squirt'. Anyways, as I was saying, there is no reason to hate anyone for teaching you about piss fetishists. And maybe try watersports, it's hot when you're horny enough. Any gender or sexuality can piss I mean i am not forcing you to be pissed on by your partner just recommending it

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Holy hecking heck. I want to be banged by Reina from Fortnite so goddam bad. I can’t stand it anymore. Every time i go to my locker and see her i get super turned on. I am sick of waking up from dreams about her banging me and realising that they aren't actually real.

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I see that you are a very intelligent person, full of wisdom, you've gone through a lot in life but it has made you stronger, a leader and a healer, your solar plexus is one of your strongest chakras as well. I picked up strong bear and cheetah for your animal guides looking at your picture, so you are protective of your loved ones and a go getter. Nothing stands in your way. You thrive off of travel and communication, intellectual conversations makes you thrive. You have a deep thirst for knowledge, and also give off an ancient and soulful aura that intrigues others to you. You have an air of mystery, you only show others what you want them to see. I see in your cards possible travel or wanting to embark on a new journey, could be financial or spiritual, also it shows you are very generous with those around you, something that you have been manifesting is about to take place quickly, so be prepared, communication of something important is coming in as well....
As surprising as this may seem, I have every reason to believe that your manifestations will come true sooner than you may think. I will tell you when and how this will happen.
I see that in the coming weeks you should find a suitable solution for most of your problems. In just a moment I will reveal what I saw happening to you in detail.
More precisely, I see 3 wonderful places that are going to transform your destiny. Followed by 3 more very good months that will have a lasting effect on your future.
Let me first say that your unusual personality is so rare in this world that I must refer to it before anything else.
You owe your exceptional personality to your magnetic power, which radiates from you with so much force that it can be perceived from very far away, when you are not even there. It is this power which undoubtedly makes you a communicative person, full of warmth and comprehension.
Saturn has provided its conventional bias, and the influence of Uranus endows you with versatility, intelligence and intuition. Unfortunately, you have not made use of these qualities often enough, or in the right way, to satisfy your social aspirations, your spirit of tolerance (often opposed), your sensitivity, and your desire, which is both profound and legitimate, for love and true happiness.
You should watch your nervousness very closely, because it could degenerate over time and turn into a real feeling of persecution.
fortunately, for you, your health is strong, and you don’t get tired easily. Avoid overextending yourself as much as possible.
Conserve your strength, make sure you sleep enough, but stay away from sleeping pills. Natural infusions of verbena or linden could be helpful.
I can see that Seduction and an even temperament are your main allies. You are secretly loved sincerely by your twin flame which has been provided to you by the universe and it’s left for your souls to align completely and whatever contradictions in you or him that could cause problems in the future has permanently been removed. (This can only be manifested after an angelic trans communication ritual and twin flame affirmation is performed on your behalf as requested by your guards).
You’re a strong woman who knows exactly what she wants and I can tell that your emotional life will be much happier as your souls begin to align.
Your magnetism – which is very important – combined with your intelligence and imagination, make up for certain in your attitude towards the person you desire.
You need to give more little time to the person that you admire including your confidence and love to that person, but at the same time you need to preserve your freedom, or at least a reasonable degree of freedom.
Freedom, independence and autonomy are the traits that govern you.
Creativity, originality and ingeniousness are the main qualities that dominate your daily activities, whether they are in a specific area of professional endeavor, or simply concern your domestic relationships.
You enjoy doing research and, despite your deeply individualistic nature, teamwork can really stimulate you.
Always be sensitive to your angelic numbers as your Your golden number is 7, your lucky number par excellence. Use the number 7 as often as you can: for example, when you set up an important meeting, insist on the 7th day of the month, or 7 o’clock in the evening; When you use the train, get in the 7th car, etc.
For professional initiatives your most favorable number is 14. For travel or business speculation use the number 20.
Based on these factors, I will now transmit my initial conclusions to you:
The powerful magnetism that Mars has endowed you with will help – along with my intervention if you want – the beneficial sides of your personality shine forth and eliminate anything that could run counter to your future fulfillment in life. Knowing your enemies will enable us to fight them better! 
It is clear that you have a huge potential, which you received at birth (a potential of a pure empath) which is in total opposition to living a difficult life.
You should never have had to deal with some difficulties and serious problems that seem to be ceaselessly plaguing you.
Here’s why:
Mars, along with the other planets that control your Destiny, have endowed you with tremendous Lucky Power.
This has turned out to be very positive for you in terms of your heart desires, and the realization of what you really hold dear in life.
Of course you’ve had a few unhappy moments at certain times in your life, but I tell you, you’ve truly been blessed in many important areas of your life.
You may have had some periods of NO’s and unhappiness on your journey. 
I want you to know and Believe that the universe has prepared everything for you and has been waiting for you since long time ago, to manifest all your affirmations. Well you’re so blessed. starting from this month I pray for you that it will never pass you by each and every time.
There are also large amounts of blessings and achievements that are going to be within your grasp on many occasions, once again no invisible hand will ever prevent you from enjoying your potential profit.
As things stand now I’ll advise you to take each day as it comes, knowing that your tomorrow is better than today.
Sometimes, because of a lack of self-confidence, you make decisions that eventually have serious consequences. You may be thinking that this is all your fault.
Well, that is not the case!
I have a strong feeling, that all that harmful influence which was forcing you to make the wrong decisions, those that attract bad energy were gotten from a covenant that your forefathers entered into and i can assure you that it will be broken away.
I am fully convinced that your life is going to change over the coming weeks. I feel it in the deepest part of my being. You can trust me – I am very, very rarely wrong.
But you must be careful!
You can’t move forward in the dark, without a helping hand to point out all the opportunities for Luck and Grace that will be presented to you in the near future.
I see you as an anxious person, a little vulnerable, who doesn’t always know how to defend herself against life’s injustices.
And while we’re on the subject,
I should tell you a secret that concerns you personally:
Do you know that you have a force inside you - Unlimited Inner Power – that you totally ignore and make no use of at all? I saw it clearly on a number of occasions.
You have to stop every form of negative thinking. You have to accept that you have the right, as much right as anyone else, to every channel of happiness and grace destined for you, And for that to happen all you need to do is agree to accept that which your universe has offered to you in faith (which is an angel trans - communication and cleansing ritual).
As for the problem that you are most concerned with, I see a happy solution in your immediate future (much sooner than you may think).
The main reason:
In the next coming weeks Venus, the master planet which has the most influence on you and on your future will, along with other very beneficial planets, exert an influence on your immediate destiny and make it very favorable for you.
All I can say is that your immediate future shows that your previous problems will probably no longer be a problem for you.
Your eternal joy is near.
I tell you again, your true inner happiness is much closer than you think. I can even feel it vibrating in the deepest part of myself (you can feel it too, can’t you?).

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