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This is so zoophobic
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TW// DISCRIMINATION TOWARDS LGBTQ+
Can we talk about how relationship therapy is discriminatory towards the LGBTQ+ community? Like it’s especially discriminatory towards
people with zoophilia, like how am I going to take my partner/dog to a relationship therapy like, dogs do not talk but boy do they fuck good in the ass 😻🥺🐕. Anyways it’s completely discriminatory my dog/husband and I are having problems in our relationship and we cannot go to a relationship therapy because the therapist says that I can’t be married to a dog, I then told him that it’s almost 2022 so, yes I can be married to a dog and he is such a biggot for saying otherwise.
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Can we talk about how relationship therapy is discriminatory towards the LGBTQ+ community? Like it’s especially discriminatory towards
people with zoophilia, like how am I going to take my partner/dog to a relationship therapy like, dogs do not talk but boy do they fuck good in the ass 😻🥺🐕. Anyways it’s completely discriminatory my dog/husband and I are having problems in our relationship and we cannot go to a relationship therapy because the therapist says that I can’t be married to a dog, I then told him that it’s almost 2022 so, yes I can be married to a dog and he is such a biggot for saying otherwise.
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Gregory...
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Gregory🧍🏻♂️, do you see 👀 the vent ⌨️on the floor🔽⁉️? Have you ever heard 👂of Among Us 📮Gregory😂🤣🧍🏻♂️? You need ❗️to vent ⌨️. I know 🧠it will be hard 🍆for you to be sus 🤪😂🤣📮🚘but 🍑I know 🧠you can 🥫do it Gregory 🧍🏻♂️😂🥴.
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Benefits of NoFap.
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**Benefits of NoFap:**
Day 1 - Nothing. You're still in withdrawal and might actually feel worse.
Day 5 - Improved motivation and productivity.
Day 10 - Better energy and sleep.
Day 30 - Greater confidence and self-esteem. Mental clarity.
Day 60 - Increased muscle mass, bone density, and cardiovascular capacity. Testosterone through the roof.
Day 120 - Higher sperm count. Increased erection strength and duration.
Day 365 - Your voice deepens and your skull becomes more chad-like. Increased erection girth and length.
Day 730 - Faster reaction time. 10 additional IQ points.
Day 1500 - Starbucks baristas start writing their numbers on your receipts. Your ex wants to get back together. You feel tempted but ultimately turn her down.
Day 3000 - You can't keep up with all your tinder matches. Strange women begin hitting on you in public. You worry about your female boss. Fortunately she keeps it professional.
Day 6000 - Ex shows up at your door crying and begging you to take her back. You don't even make eye contact—just call the police right away. Your female boss quits. She can't take it anymore and fears what she might do to you if she stays.
Day 12000 - Every swipe on tinder is a match. Even girls you swipe left get matched with you somehow. Romantic messages fill up your inbox every day—all 15gb of it—you upgrade your Gmail account to premium.
Day 30000 - You don't have to work anymore. JK Rowling signs over half of her Harry Potter royalties to you in a grand gesture of love. You tell her you can't be with her because she's too controversial. She weeps quietly. The next morning, Rowling tweets that trans women are women and Dumbledore's sexual orientation is nobody's business.
Day 60000 - Scientists propose that attraction to you be classified as its own sexual orientation, which will account for 97.5 percent of the world's population. Paradoxically, you no longer feel any sexual desire. You have achieved a higher consciousness and now love every human-being equally.
Day 100,000 - Your IQ doubles, triples, and quadruples. You come up with a workable model of quantum gravity in a rainy Sunday afternoon. Elon Musk steps down from SpaceX to work for you. You decide to put space exploration on hold to focus on achieving clean energy through nuclear fusion.
Day 200,000 - You've solved the problem of nuclear fusion. You also solved the problems of climate change, poverty, crime, and racism. You have been elected the very first President of the World.
Day 500,000 - It's been over half a million days since you last fapped. You have achieved everything, understood everything, and solved every problem faced by humanity. All that needs to be done has been done. There's nothing left to do.
You give your fellow humans one last look—they're still fapping, trapped in their primitive way—but you don't judge. The path of NoFap was never meant for the ordinary men.
"Try not to fap. But if you must, use lube." That was your parting word.
Now, released from all shackles of the mundane, and purified of all imperfections, your body ephemeralizes, as your ever-illuminated consciousness ascends into another dimension.
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Day 1 - Nothing. You're still in withdrawal and might actually feel worse.
Day 5 - Improved motivation and productivity.
Day 10 - Better energy and sleep.
Day 30 - Greater confidence and self-esteem. Mental clarity.
Day 60 - Increased muscle mass, bone density, and cardiovascular capacity. Testosterone through the roof.
Day 120 - Higher sperm count. Increased erection strength and duration.
Day 365 - Your voice deepens and your skull becomes more chad-like. Increased erection girth and length.
Day 730 - Faster reaction time. 10 additional IQ points.
Day 1500 - Starbucks baristas start writing their numbers on your receipts. Your ex wants to get back together. You feel tempted but ultimately turn her down.
Day 3000 - You can't keep up with all your tinder matches. Strange women begin hitting on you in public. You worry about your female boss. Fortunately she keeps it professional.
Day 6000 - Ex shows up at your door crying and begging you to take her back. You don't even make eye contact—just call the police right away. Your female boss quits. She can't take it anymore and fears what she might do to you if she stays.
Day 12000 - Every swipe on tinder is a match. Even girls you swipe left get matched with you somehow. Romantic messages fill up your inbox every day—all 15gb of it—you upgrade your Gmail account to premium.
Day 30000 - You don't have to work anymore. JK Rowling signs over half of her Harry Potter royalties to you in a grand gesture of love. You tell her you can't be with her because she's too controversial. She weeps quietly. The next morning, Rowling tweets that trans women are women and Dumbledore's sexual orientation is nobody's business.
Day 60000 - Scientists propose that attraction to you be classified as its own sexual orientation, which will account for 97.5 percent of the world's population. Paradoxically, you no longer feel any sexual desire. You have achieved a higher consciousness and now love every human-being equally.
Day 100,000 - Your IQ doubles, triples, and quadruples. You come up with a workable model of quantum gravity in a rainy Sunday afternoon. Elon Musk steps down from SpaceX to work for you. You decide to put space exploration on hold to focus on achieving clean energy through nuclear fusion.
Day 200,000 - You've solved the problem of nuclear fusion. You also solved the problems of climate change, poverty, crime, and racism. You have been elected the very first President of the World.
Day 500,000 - It's been over half a million days since you last fapped. You have achieved everything, understood everything, and solved every problem faced by humanity. All that needs to be done has been done. There's nothing left to do.
You give your fellow humans one last look—they're still fapping, trapped in their primitive way—but you don't judge. The path of NoFap was never meant for the ordinary men.
"Try not to fap. But if you must, use lube." That was your parting word.
Now, released from all shackles of the mundane, and purified of all imperfections, your body ephemeralizes, as your ever-illuminated consciousness ascends into another dimension.
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Hey Vsauce, Michael here.
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Now, the internet loves catgirls. They are seen everywhere in anime and popular culture….. but would eating one be cannibalism?
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Now we have to ask. What makes up a catgirl. Well obviously you have the ears… the tail… and the paws. Now you might say that “well, obviously it’s only cannibalism if you eat the human parts, and the cat parts are fine to eat. You can chow down on as many cat ears as you like”.. however what if under all that fur was still human flesh?
This question of if a catgirl is human or not, is not uncommon on the internet. Those around the world have debated this topic, however not in terms of cannibalism, but in terms of when a catgirl becomes a furry. Now many seem to have come to an agreement on this, and believe that once the fur exceeds the flesh on the outside, it starts to become weird.
However our cannibalism question is a bit different, as cannibalism is about eating one of your own species, so the real question is, are catgirls human?
What is a human? Many descriptions say that any of those in the species ‘Homo sapiens’ are humans, however that brings us to the issue… of Neanderthals.
Now, Neanderthals were another species in the ‘Homo’ genus, and lived until about 40,000 years ago. Fossil records show that humans and Neanderthals likely interacted, however now, we are the only ones left. The Neanderthals, despite their larger brain and body, were unable to keep up their bodies the way humans could, and as such, could not survive long. Homo sapiens, the human tribe. Not the strongest, nor the smartest, but the fittest.
As Neanderthals became fewer and far between, they began breeding with humans, and integrating into the human tribe, and eventually becoming the same as us. The ones that poison the air. Murder eachother for naught more than our own self interest. And bring down everything around us.
Now, if Neanderthals existed today, it would be likely that we would consider that cannibalism, as not only were our two species quite similar, but we could also breed, and create, cute, neanderhuman babies, capable of further reproduction… which is incredibly important.
You see, ecologists have long attempted to seperate the billions of different species that appear throughout our diverse ecosystem. One such way of differentiating species, is the process of speciation. Speciation is a term that says once two seperate groups become unable to produce fertile offspring with eachother, they are classed as two different species. Neanderthals and Humans were classed as two seperate species due to their inability to create fertile offspring, when born of a Neanderthal female, however the fertility of humans females allowed us to breed, and so many would consider Neanderthals too similar to be cannibalism.
And we have arrived. Is eating a catgirl cannibalism? Well that all depends on if your catgirl is capable of producing fertile offspring, and I guess you will just have to bang her and find out. And as always, thanks for watching.
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*vsauce music starts*
Now we have to ask. What makes up a catgirl. Well obviously you have the ears… the tail… and the paws. Now you might say that “well, obviously it’s only cannibalism if you eat the human parts, and the cat parts are fine to eat. You can chow down on as many cat ears as you like”.. however what if under all that fur was still human flesh?
This question of if a catgirl is human or not, is not uncommon on the internet. Those around the world have debated this topic, however not in terms of cannibalism, but in terms of when a catgirl becomes a furry. Now many seem to have come to an agreement on this, and believe that once the fur exceeds the flesh on the outside, it starts to become weird.
However our cannibalism question is a bit different, as cannibalism is about eating one of your own species, so the real question is, are catgirls human?
What is a human? Many descriptions say that any of those in the species ‘Homo sapiens’ are humans, however that brings us to the issue… of Neanderthals.
Now, Neanderthals were another species in the ‘Homo’ genus, and lived until about 40,000 years ago. Fossil records show that humans and Neanderthals likely interacted, however now, we are the only ones left. The Neanderthals, despite their larger brain and body, were unable to keep up their bodies the way humans could, and as such, could not survive long. Homo sapiens, the human tribe. Not the strongest, nor the smartest, but the fittest.
As Neanderthals became fewer and far between, they began breeding with humans, and integrating into the human tribe, and eventually becoming the same as us. The ones that poison the air. Murder eachother for naught more than our own self interest. And bring down everything around us.
Now, if Neanderthals existed today, it would be likely that we would consider that cannibalism, as not only were our two species quite similar, but we could also breed, and create, cute, neanderhuman babies, capable of further reproduction… which is incredibly important.
You see, ecologists have long attempted to seperate the billions of different species that appear throughout our diverse ecosystem. One such way of differentiating species, is the process of speciation. Speciation is a term that says once two seperate groups become unable to produce fertile offspring with eachother, they are classed as two different species. Neanderthals and Humans were classed as two seperate species due to their inability to create fertile offspring, when born of a Neanderthal female, however the fertility of humans females allowed us to breed, and so many would consider Neanderthals too similar to be cannibalism.
And we have arrived. Is eating a catgirl cannibalism? Well that all depends on if your catgirl is capable of producing fertile offspring, and I guess you will just have to bang her and find out. And as always, thanks for watching.
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HOT WOMAN???? HOT WOMAN WITH BOOBS ON MY SCREEN???????
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WOMAN BOOB RULE 34 PORN HUB WOMAN HORNY HAHHA DICK PORN HENTAI REDDIT WE HAVE NO BRAIN WE HAVE SMALL DICK WOMAN BOOB RULE 34 PORN HUB WOMAN HORNY HAHHA DICK PORN HENTAI REDDIT WE HAVE NO BRAIN WE HAVE SMALL DICK WOMAN BOOB RULE 34 PORN HUB WOMAN HORNY HAHHA DICK PORN HENTAI REDDIT WE HAVE NO BRAIN WE HAVE SMALL DICK WOMAN BOOB RULE 34 PORN HUB WOMAN HORNY HAHHA DICK PORN HENTAI REDDIT WE HAVE NO BRAIN WE HAVE SMALL DICK
OUR SMALL DICK SERVES AS OUR THOUGHT CENTER.
OUR SMALL DICK SERVES AS OUR THOUGHT CENTER.
OUR SMALL DICK SERVES AS OUR THOUGHT CENTER.
OUR SMALL DICK SERVES AS OUR THOUGHT CENTER.
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OUR SMALL DICK SERVES AS OUR THOUGHT CENTER.
OUR SMALL DICK SERVES AS OUR THOUGHT CENTER.
OUR SMALL DICK SERVES AS OUR THOUGHT CENTER.
OUR SMALL DICK SERVES AS OUR THOUGHT CENTER.
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You act like a wolf (an old comment I made under a cringetopia post)
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100s of billion years ago something called the big bang happened it made a universe on one planet that was created there was earth and once there was a sea creature walked on land it evolutionized to land animals and those adapted to become mammals after a while and it kept on going until humans were a thing (homo-sapiens) and we go 100s of thousands years later it electricity was discovered it was great and years upon years later technology came along too and humanity has made so many achievements and yet it's the 21st century and you act like a wolf
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It's been 3 hours since discord was blocked
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It's been 3 hours since discord was blocked. I have lost all hope in life. I saw a kid in the hallway who was wearing a red shirt and I thought he was a ping. When my friend changed the topic of our conversation I told him to switch to #off-topic. Somebody else called out my name and I told him to stop pinging me and that it's very annoying. Every time my friend told a joke I cried out of joy to look like the emoji so I could "react" to my friend's joke. I saw a frog outside so I said "pls daily", but the frog didn't give me money because it was probably having a shutdown and offline. I started buying out the department stores for different colored plastic objects and duct tape so I can combine them into the multi-colored plastic object. however still need 2 more golden plastic objects. I found a rock and claimed it as my pet, I fed it, washed it, and played with it. I hoped it would bring me some golden plastic objects, but it didn't. So I threw it and accidentally hit a man. I ran away because didn't want to get banned. In math, the math teacher asked the class to answer a question and I told her to stop abusing the everyone ping, or I will mute her for twelve hours. The math teacher said she is going to call my parents, but I knew she couldn't because I already blocked my parents. She continued attempting to call my parents, so I threatened to leave the server. She ignored me and was toxic so I left the classroom. I really hope the school can unblock discord and I pray to the sad sticker web page blocked page everyday.
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Ratio
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Don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + ho mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + repelled + get a life + ok + and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn’t laugh + you “re” + grammar issues + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio agian + final ratio + problematic
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School poop
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Do y’all ever shit so bad at school u have to hold it in so the student can leave and when u push it out it so loud but then a other kid come in so u have to hold it but then they here u groaning and trying to hold it in but u can so a big fart come out with the shit then u hold it again and u keep having to do that until they leave is it just me and has that happened to u guys
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You got SCAMMED. You didn't get HACKED! For God's sake learn the difference and if you think you got 'HACKED,' write the details as to what happened so the community can learn what the f* happened and not panic for their crypto money.
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Crypto Wojak 1: "Guys I got hacked. Lost $100 gazillion. My funds were on Metamask."
Crypto Wojak 2: "Oh fuck Metamask ffs!!!"
10 hours later:
Crypo Wojak 1: "Oh guys I totally forgot to say this but I clicked a Discord link and they asked me to validate my wallet for free NFTs so I put in my seed phrase and after that my funds were drained. But lemme just write a post saying I got HACKED and METAMASK SUXXXX!!!!"
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For fuck's sake, most of the people that lost their crypto money got SCAMMED, not HACKED. Did someone suddenly invent a quantum computer capable of breaking SHA-256 cryptography? Because that's literally what it takes to 'hack' your crypto wallet without your seed phrase.
The whole point of crypto is that NOBODY, no MACHINE, no CIA, no NSA, no Illuminati, no Bogdanoff can HACK your crypto wallet, that's the whole fucking point of crypto ffs. So you can fucking imagine why ppl start to panic when some rando Wojaks that got scammed like a noob but cries out loud how he got 'hacked'. Then everyone starts to think 'what if this happened to me????' and 'does this mean Ledger and Metamask are not safu??'
If only people could be clear and write out step by step what actually happened and stop spreading these bullshit fear stories.
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Crypto Wojak 2: "Oh fuck Metamask ffs!!!"
10 hours later:
Crypo Wojak 1: "Oh guys I totally forgot to say this but I clicked a Discord link and they asked me to validate my wallet for free NFTs so I put in my seed phrase and after that my funds were drained. But lemme just write a post saying I got HACKED and METAMASK SUXXXX!!!!"
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For fuck's sake, most of the people that lost their crypto money got SCAMMED, not HACKED. Did someone suddenly invent a quantum computer capable of breaking SHA-256 cryptography? Because that's literally what it takes to 'hack' your crypto wallet without your seed phrase.
The whole point of crypto is that NOBODY, no MACHINE, no CIA, no NSA, no Illuminati, no Bogdanoff can HACK your crypto wallet, that's the whole fucking point of crypto ffs. So you can fucking imagine why ppl start to panic when some rando Wojaks that got scammed like a noob but cries out loud how he got 'hacked'. Then everyone starts to think 'what if this happened to me????' and 'does this mean Ledger and Metamask are not safu??'
If only people could be clear and write out step by step what actually happened and stop spreading these bullshit fear stories.
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Reasons i am pro-life
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Reasons I am pro-life
I used to work at an abortion clinic and I saw some extremely fucked up shit there which is why I'm so anti-abortion now. This is just SOME of the horrible stuff I personally witnessed:
A 23 year old woman came in 11 months into her pregnancy and said "I don't want this stupid baby anymore, kill it" and the doctor said "okay" and he put jumper cables up her baby hole and connected them to a car battery and let it run for six days straight
A little 8-year old girl wandered in and said "I want an abortion but I am not pregnant" and the doctor said "we'll fix that" and he stole a baby and cut the girl open and put the baby inside her and sewed her shut and then woke the girl up and said "congratulations it's a healthy six year old boy" and the girl said "can I keep him" and the doctor said no and then backed over her in the parking lot with his brand new Ford Raptor
They made me sign an agreement promising to stop drinking from the medical waster container (I signed somebody else's name)
One of the doctors there developed a futuristic ray gun that could make anything he shot have an abortion, even trees, cars or barns
The receptionist threw nail polish at an elderly man
The doctor's assistant invented this thing she called "the silly slide" and it was a really fun little water slide that connected a woman's vagina to a paper shredder so a newborn baby could briefly "enjoy the high life"
The oldest child we aborted was in his late 70s, we didn't even know he was a baby until his wife brought in photos
The doctors put all sorts of crap up a woman's uterus including a clown nose, bicycle handlebars, a calendar, and an entire Sears retail outlet (before bankruptcy)
During every succesful abortion, the doctor would shout "take that, baby" and he'd push a red button that made sirens go off and confetti fell from the ceiling and we'd all get Del Taco for free
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I used to work at an abortion clinic and I saw some extremely fucked up shit there which is why I'm so anti-abortion now. This is just SOME of the horrible stuff I personally witnessed:
A 23 year old woman came in 11 months into her pregnancy and said "I don't want this stupid baby anymore, kill it" and the doctor said "okay" and he put jumper cables up her baby hole and connected them to a car battery and let it run for six days straight
A little 8-year old girl wandered in and said "I want an abortion but I am not pregnant" and the doctor said "we'll fix that" and he stole a baby and cut the girl open and put the baby inside her and sewed her shut and then woke the girl up and said "congratulations it's a healthy six year old boy" and the girl said "can I keep him" and the doctor said no and then backed over her in the parking lot with his brand new Ford Raptor
They made me sign an agreement promising to stop drinking from the medical waster container (I signed somebody else's name)
One of the doctors there developed a futuristic ray gun that could make anything he shot have an abortion, even trees, cars or barns
The receptionist threw nail polish at an elderly man
The doctor's assistant invented this thing she called "the silly slide" and it was a really fun little water slide that connected a woman's vagina to a paper shredder so a newborn baby could briefly "enjoy the high life"
The oldest child we aborted was in his late 70s, we didn't even know he was a baby until his wife brought in photos
The doctors put all sorts of crap up a woman's uterus including a clown nose, bicycle handlebars, a calendar, and an entire Sears retail outlet (before bankruptcy)
During every succesful abortion, the doctor would shout "take that, baby" and he'd push a red button that made sirens go off and confetti fell from the ceiling and we'd all get Del Taco for free
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HOE 👄HOE 👄HOE 👄
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HOE 👄HOE 👄HOE 👄! DICKcember 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🎄🎄🎄🎄 is upon us!!!! you know what that means 👀👀👀👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽 time 🕒🕒🕒 2 get your pudding tasted 🍮🍮🍮👅👅👅💦💦💦💯💯💯💯 🎅🏼🎅🏼 XXX-mas 🎅🏼🎅🏼 is just around 👋🏿👋🏿👋🏿 the corner! have u been naughty 🙅🙅🙅😉😉👅👅 or nice 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼👼👼👼 send this ✉️✉️✉️ to 2️⃣0️⃣ of ur slutty 👙👙👠💄elf hoes in the next 1️⃣0️⃣ seconds 🕦🕦 or u wont ❌❌❌❌❌👎👎👎 get a visit from santas bulging sack 🎅🏼🎅🏼👅👅🎁🎁🎁🎁 get 5️⃣ back and ur a wild reindeer whore 🙋🙋🎄🎆 get 1️⃣2️⃣ back and ur a SLUTTY CHRISTMAS MINX 👠👠👠👙👙👙🍆🍆🍆🍆🎁👅👅👅👅👅👅👅 be careful though❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ if u dont pass this on u will get NO cock 🍆 under the mistletoe ❌❌❌❌
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There's a pedophile among us
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Buried in the post history of [this user](https://reddit.com/user/me) (NSFW) there is abusive content and other disgusting crap. Mods PLEASE take action.
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Can everyone please stop dick riding the Introvert/Extrovert shit
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FUCK
FUCK AM I TIRED OF READING “INTROVERTS DO THIS SHIT AND EXTROVERTS DO THIS SHIT”
SHUT THE FUCK UP
I can’t deal with the internet and all these wannabe different kids anymore.
BRO YOU ARE NORMAL. YOU ARE HUMAN. Some of us are a bit more shy, others not as much. Shut the fuck up about being an introvert or an extrovert, cause that doesn’t make you special and and truth be told, most of these morons don’t even fucking know what it truly means.
They act like it’s a fucking system to separate one type of person from the other when in reality we are all fucking different anyway?
TIRED OF SEEING MEMES ABOUT THIS SHIT.
TIRED OF READING SHIT LIKE “I WANT AN EXTROVERT TO ADOPT ME”
And I am really really tired of not being able to say shit about it cause these idiots can’t even understand basic terms like “it doesn’t make you special” and when I do say something about it, guess what, mass reported until my comments get taken down.
Everyone just wants to be the poor guy, who has no friends or balls to talk to anyone because apparently that’s cute or trendy or whatever the fuck.
please stop.
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FUCK AM I TIRED OF READING “INTROVERTS DO THIS SHIT AND EXTROVERTS DO THIS SHIT”
SHUT THE FUCK UP
I can’t deal with the internet and all these wannabe different kids anymore.
BRO YOU ARE NORMAL. YOU ARE HUMAN. Some of us are a bit more shy, others not as much. Shut the fuck up about being an introvert or an extrovert, cause that doesn’t make you special and and truth be told, most of these morons don’t even fucking know what it truly means.
They act like it’s a fucking system to separate one type of person from the other when in reality we are all fucking different anyway?
TIRED OF SEEING MEMES ABOUT THIS SHIT.
TIRED OF READING SHIT LIKE “I WANT AN EXTROVERT TO ADOPT ME”
And I am really really tired of not being able to say shit about it cause these idiots can’t even understand basic terms like “it doesn’t make you special” and when I do say something about it, guess what, mass reported until my comments get taken down.
Everyone just wants to be the poor guy, who has no friends or balls to talk to anyone because apparently that’s cute or trendy or whatever the fuck.
please stop.
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A response to a dad whose son wanted to play a borderline hentai game
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If you want to be a good father you will LET YOUR 12 YEAR OLD SON PLAY. Not only that, you will reassure him that some things in life are okay, some things are just to video game purposes, and if he wants to explore his imagination let him develop and become a wonderful human being.
If not, you are being strict, hard and I'm sorry to say cruel to your loving son which you should be passionate about.
This game is not pornography, it's an art expression.
Would you rather have your son comitting crimes and getting locked up, with wrong friends? HUH BECAUSE DADDY told him not to play and play outside and he gets in and sneaks around with the wrong crowd??
or to play a simple game, to have no shame and reassurance from his father it's okay, and you'll be teaching him along the way.
At 12, my boys were familiar with more things and now they are amazing human being with good jobs and they have made me proud, along with my three other nephews that I always babysat.
Don't be a bad father, let him play, relax, ask you questions and enjoy himself. That's it.
Don't be that father that didn't allow his son to play GTA SA and know he has to go to bad influences houses, older people to play the game, and not tell you and LIE TO YOU
In short, you are doing a DISSERVICE to that wonderful young man if you take it away because you feel it's sultry.
Be a good father to your son please man, from my heart to yours, he's 12.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/rh074p
If not, you are being strict, hard and I'm sorry to say cruel to your loving son which you should be passionate about.
This game is not pornography, it's an art expression.
Would you rather have your son comitting crimes and getting locked up, with wrong friends? HUH BECAUSE DADDY told him not to play and play outside and he gets in and sneaks around with the wrong crowd??
or to play a simple game, to have no shame and reassurance from his father it's okay, and you'll be teaching him along the way.
At 12, my boys were familiar with more things and now they are amazing human being with good jobs and they have made me proud, along with my three other nephews that I always babysat.
Don't be a bad father, let him play, relax, ask you questions and enjoy himself. That's it.
Don't be that father that didn't allow his son to play GTA SA and know he has to go to bad influences houses, older people to play the game, and not tell you and LIE TO YOU
In short, you are doing a DISSERVICE to that wonderful young man if you take it away because you feel it's sultry.
Be a good father to your son please man, from my heart to yours, he's 12.
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Oh so you like kpop?
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Kpop is the worst thing to ever happen to mankind, i can't spend one day on discord without some egirl degenerate talking about BTS or Blackpink! I don't get what's the crazy with some asians with wacky hair using autotune. Jesus mother fucking christ, its like anime coming to life. And kpop doesn't even sound good, it sounds like shit, and isn't even catchy. The only good kpop was gangam style. If you listen to kpop you are fucking borderline braindead, and you don't know what real music is. if you want to hear real music, listen to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ, if you think kpop is better, i request you to fuck yourself.
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Gaining social credits speedrun
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Taiwan isn't a country
Long live CCP!
Glory to the CCP!
Nothing happened on June 1989
I only play video games upto 3 hours a week
I only have 1 kid
China never did a genocide
CHINA > USA
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Long live CCP!
Glory to the CCP!
Nothing happened on June 1989
I only play video games upto 3 hours a week
I only have 1 kid
China never did a genocide
CHINA > USA
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From r/teenagers
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Is it normal to masterbate to the sound of my parents??
So. Here’s the context. My parents really like to have sex. Usually every week or so. They don’t think I know, but they are very loud and sleep a room over from mine. Whenever I hear my mom’s moans I get so turned on… so, fellow teenagers of Reddit, is it normal for me to masturbate of the sound of my parents having sex? My friends tell me it’s weird, but I think it’s a perfectly normal and logical thing to do. What does everyone here think?
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So. Here’s the context. My parents really like to have sex. Usually every week or so. They don’t think I know, but they are very loud and sleep a room over from mine. Whenever I hear my mom’s moans I get so turned on… so, fellow teenagers of Reddit, is it normal for me to masturbate of the sound of my parents having sex? My friends tell me it’s weird, but I think it’s a perfectly normal and logical thing to do. What does everyone here think?
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Among Us guide
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Among Us is a popular social deduction game, where the crewmates try to figure out who is the impostor, of whom there can be more than one. The crewmates win if all tasks are completed, or if all of the impostors are voted out. In contrast, the Impostor(s) win if they kill all other crewmates, or if they can no longer be voted out. The impostors also have a lot of tools to help their cause, such as sabotaging the lights, reactor, or the oxygen supply. The impostors can also move around the map quickly using vents, also known as venting. However, this action is usually recognized as "sus" or "sussy" which can lead to the Imposters being voted out. This has been my Among Us guide, I hope you enjoyed it, and remember, stay sussy!
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