>be me
>be glucose
>be in the cytoplasm of the cell
>2 atp attach phosphorus onto me
>feelsgoodman.wav
>wait wtf
>body literally starts breaking apart
>the bonds between my cells start literally burning and disintegrating
>4 adp show up while i am screaming in pain
>they want compensation for the atp they "invested" earlier
>literally rip away the fucking phosphorus off of my carbon chain while i am screaming for mercy
>they leave after they spit on me
>basically broken in two now, crawl away to the mitochondria where i think i can get help
>bigmistake.docx
>an enzyme goon finds me and amputates me again
>they give my leg away to a freak oxygen standing around
>shave off bits of my skin and sell it to a rando NAD+
>NAD+ runs off with bits of my skin plastered on his face
>enzyme goon shoves an acetyl-coA firmly into my rectum
>tells me to meet him near the inner mitochondrial walls
>tells me im a good boy
>tells me everything will be alright
>i try to crawl away, heat energy leaking out of all my bonds
>goon catches me, slugs me over his shoulder to the cell wall himself
>another guy is there, oxaloacetate
>get gagged and blindfolded
>goon tells me "good luck"
>goon gives oxaloacetate a metal bat and a carving knife
>tells him to "extract as much as possible" from me
>oxaloacetate literally skins off every part of my body and hands them to electron shuttles and ADPs
>finally ends it all by cutting off my last two bonds from each other
>throws my body away as a waste product
should i continue bros?
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https://old.reddit.com/rdbkob