I'd just like to clear something up regarding the accusations being made about me by some of the female members of this server. The accusations regarding my so called "behavior" are untrue and extremely hurtful.

To the accusers (you know who you are), a few points for your consideration:

1) Yes I was asking for farting videos in DMs, I will admit to that. Apparently this can come off as inappropriate for some. So I reluctantly apologize for that.

2) The farting videos l was attempting to accumulate from this server were strictly for artistic purposes and NON-SEXUAL in nature. Ever heard of a non-sexual fart fetishist? Well sorry to break it.

3) I have almost NEVER taken screen record of the farting videos that have been sent to me, or sent these pics to other people.

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Hey guys we know that your wife dosen't love you but don't spend milions of dollars on monkey jpegs when you can just right click and save as an image, oh also if you want to get the show dont buy it, you can just go on a Youtube to mp4 website and get it for free!
Don't think that you're rich and attractive the only way a woman is gonna touch you is with a tazer.
Also your profile picture makes you look dumb af, like my 3 year old brother could draw better with mspaint lol.

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the world doesn't revolve around you, weather you ask or not is completely irrelevant, i can say what i want, just saying "did i ask" is a stupid thing to say in rebuttal of an argument, please, stop being a dick

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Let’s break down the primary arguments against incest.

1. Incest is gross/disturbing. -This is subjective. Finding something gross does not necessarily mean it is immoral. And what one person or one culture thinks is disturbing/gross might not be what another person or culture considers to be disturbing/gross.
2. If incest results in pregnancy, there could be birth defects. -What if they’re using birth control? Or what if they’re of the same sex? Then there would be little to no risk of pregnancy, and thus little to no possibility of birth defects. Also, the birth defect argument is based on eugenics. The same argument can be used to say that people who could pass on inheritable illnesses/disabilities to offspring should not be allowed to have sex, which would obviously be ridiculous.

Another argument against incest is that incest would ruin family dynamics. However, if someone is sexually/romantically attracted to a family member, even before actually “committing incest” they have already altered their familial relationship.

It is also possibly worth mentioning that many people consider relations between step-siblings or an adoptee and their non-biological relatives to be incest despite the obvious lack of blood relations. The fact that many people think that is wrong is proof that the negative feelings towards incest do not have a very solid, logical argument behind them. The negative opinions on incest are mostly cultural.

Like any other forms of sex, I believe that incest should only be practiced by consenting adults who use protection.

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Let’s break down the primary arguments against incest.

1. Incest is gross/disturbing.
-This is subjective. Finding something gross does not necessarily mean it is immoral. And what one person or one culture thinks is disturbing/gross might not be what another person or culture considers to be disturbing/gross.

2. If incest results in pregnancy, there could be birth defects.
-What if they’re using birth control? Or what if they’re of the same sex? Then there would be little to no risk of pregnancy, and thus little to no possibility of birth defects. Also, the birth defect argument is based on eugenics. The same argument can be used to say that people who could pass on inheritable illnesses/disabilities to offspring should not be allowed to have sex, which would obviously be ridiculous.

Another argument against incest is that incest would ruin family dynamics. However, if someone is sexually/romantically attracted to a family member, even before actually “committing incest” they have already altered their familial relationship.

It is also possibly worth mentioning that many people consider relations between step-siblings or an adoptee and their non-biological relatives to be incest despite the obvious lack of blood relations. The fact that many people think that is wrong is proof that the negative feelings towards incest do not have a very solid, logical argument behind them. The negative opinions on incest are mostly cultural.

Like any other forms of sex, I believe that incest should only be practiced by consenting adults who use protection.

EDIT: The power imbalance between parent/child, grandparent/grandchild, uncle/niece or nephew, etc. could of course result in the older one in the relationship coercing the younger person to perform sexual acts, resulting in rape. As I stated above, I believe that incest should only be practiced by consenting adults. Due to the inherent power imbalance in certain relationships like parent/child ones, it would probably be best if incest only occurs between people of similar age, like siblings.

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I want to see Garry’s dick Yes, the Garry from Garry’s mod His throbbing cock His massive wiener And I want to see the half life milf fucked endlessly with it Just absolutely destroyed with it It’s not even going to be funny In fact, if anything it will be terrible Because there is the possibility The slim possibility That his dick will be destroyed

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It was a stormy night in the streets of r/PoliticalCompassMemes the smell of weed coming from left quadrant streets, and burning the nostrils of u/american-monarchist1 ,you see he is part of the authright quadrant, but at night roaming the streets of r/PoliticalCompassMemes it seems like he got lost and found himself at a rather….. unfamiliar place. The more he walked around the more he noticed the place around him, the smell of weed, the comedically large amount of femboys, the orange-haired obese women, the hedonist nature of the people around him, the leftist propaganda posters on the walls, the Twitter logo shining in blue everywhere, and lastly the enslaved white people that seemed to be…. Enjoying it for some reason….. after witnessing all this It dawned upon him that he was in the land of orange left, fear struck into him as he could only think to himself “I must go east before anything terrible happens, I will be sheltered by the grilling centrists until I can find my way home” and run he did. As he ran east, the storm started getting heavier, the thunders giving all their might and the rain filling everywhere as far as the eye could see, after a good time of running u/american-monarchist1 started to become really tired and looked around himself once again, it seems like he is getting closer to the center although this place still had a leftist nature it was less radicalized from the looks of it so a wave of relief came upon him and that he finally safe and only a 30 minute walk away from the centrists who could show him the way back to the authright cuadrant, so he started walking. After a few seconds of walking he came across a little group of shithead leftists that were making fun of commies and monarchists. Although he found the shitalking of commies rather amusing, once he started hearing about them disliking monarchists he felt the urge to speak against the blasphemy that was being spread about his favorite ideology and that he did, as he approached the group. He loudly exclaimed “hey do not put on us monarchists on the same page as commies, we are not like those freaks at all” once the words were spoken the group of leftists looked at him. And u/CBTconnoisseur420 stepped up and said with a grin on his face while he examined u/american-monarchist1 ‘s royal attire “well fellas, look what we have here, a monarchist why don’t we show him the commie treatment” as those words were spoken giggling came from the group of people around CBT-connoisseur420 and they suddenly threw u/american-monarchist1 to the floor and held him down there, as much as he struggled it was sadly to no avail as the large amount of people holding him down was simply too much for him, then suddenly came u/CBTconnoisseur420 cok n’balls in the air with his pants down and placed his testicles on u/american-monarchist1 ‘s jaw as he exclaimed “how does the commie treatment feels” once that happened u/american-monarchist1 bit the balls as hard as he could, he simply figured out it was the best way to come out of this situation. As he closed his jaw with mighty strength, a scream came from u/CBTconnoisseur420 as his balls were de-attached from his body and slipped down u/american-monarchist1 ‘s throat. At the sight of this u/CBTconnoissieur420 ‘s lackeys that were holding down u/american-monarchist1 ran away in fear. As u/american-monarchist1 started backing away, u/CBTconnoisseur420 walked up to him and said “dude….. that was the most extreme cbt session I’ve ever had, you are kinda cool for a monarchist lemme show you your way back to the authright quadrant” u/american-monarchist1 although a bit shaken up and weirded out about whatever the fuck just happened had to say “uuuuuhhh…. yeah sure” because the storm was getting even stronger and he was fearing a cold. And so they walked u/CBTconnoisseur420 showed him the shortcut he takes for going to the authright quadrant when he wants to meet his family. And once they reached the place they said farewell to each other u/american-monarchist1 having a bloodied mouth and testicles on his stomach, and u/CBTconnoisseur420 missing his testicles. After that they became kinda buddy buddy with each other, u/CBTconnoisseur even went to authright monarchist circlejerk groups and said hi to him and visited him more in other occasions. And so kids that the story of when u/american-monarchist1 bit u/CBTconnoisseur420 ‘s balls off. (I took 30 minutes writing this instead of studying for a test tomorrow, I truly know my priorities)

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Let’s break down the primary arguments against incest.

1. Incest is gross/disturbing. -This is subjective. Finding something gross does not necessarily mean it is immoral. And what one person or one culture thinks is disturbing/gross might not be what another person or culture considers to be disturbing/gross.
2. If incest results in pregnancy, there could be birth defects. -What if they’re using birth control? Or what if they’re of the same sex? Then there would be little to no risk of pregnancy, and thus little to no possibility of birth defects. Also, the birth defect argument is based on eugenics. The same argument can be used to say that people who could pass on inheritable illnesses/disabilities to offspring should not be allowed to have sex, which would obviously be ridiculous.

Another argument against incest is that incest would ruin family dynamics. However, if someone is sexually/romantically attracted to a family member, even before actually “committing incest” they have already altered their familial relationship.

It is also possibly worth mentioning that many people consider relations between step-siblings or an adoptee and their non-biological relatives to be incest despite the obvious lack of blood relations. The fact that many people think that is wrong is proof that the negative feelings towards incest do not have a very solid, logical argument behind them. The negative opinions on incest are mostly cultural.

Like any other forms of sex, I believe that incest should only be practiced by consenting adults who use protection.

EDIT: The power imbalance between parent/child, grandparent/grandchild, uncle/niece or nephew, etc. could of course result in the older one in the relationship coercing the younger person to perform sexual acts, resulting in rape. As I stated above, I believe that incest should only be practiced by consenting adults. Due to the inherent power imbalance in certain relationships like parent/child ones, it would probably be best if incest only occurs between people of similar age, like siblings.

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I'm sorry,
but due to the content of our
conversation yesterday I have because of your
username and the fact that you stated you were a
minor, I am bound by duty to report this IP address
to the Department of Homeland Security Child
Exploitation and Human Trafficking Division. DHS
will be in contact with authorities in Finland to
investigate if rather you are being abused by your
father or being involved in child trafficking. This is
what I do find abused or trafficked individuals and
try to help them. If you are in trouble help is on the
way.

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Think of your dream girl. Somehow you convince her and now you are in bed with her. You are ready to give her your all and then your dick goes limp. You try to put a condom but it won't fit. At this point you hear giggles from her. Then you try to blow it off and she leaves trying to act nice. Next week you see her enter the room 9f another guy and after a few minutes you hear her moans. This is where your you are headed if you touch your dick again

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**There is an active shooter threat at my school and the first person I heard someone say walking in was “this is just like real life among us”.**

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I pulled up the driveway in my lifted Powerstroke, but noticed something was immediately off...... I could hear someone rifling through the gym bag in the 2nd floor kitchen. I knew it wasn't family or friends, I play Tarkov for fun.

I rushed to the unlocked military weapons crate sitting outside my garage, a shiny new AK-103 inside. I bust down the front door with my boot, sure to catch anyone inside off guard. No movement on first floor, but I could Immediately pinpoint the location of the thief after hearing him swallow a single Ibuprofen upstairs. Knowing his position, I could confidently push up the stairs, firing periodically in his direction to keep him from pushing out of the room.

Ears ringing from the 15 rounds I fired walking up the staircase, I can still hear him in the master bathroom. Learning from the single most effective room clearing tactic in Tarkov, I throw 7 grenades into the bathroom to get him to push out of cover, but no dice. All the grenades landed in the small trashcan next to the toilet, He's entirely untouched. I sprint in front of the door sill 3 times to try and pinpoint his position. After winding up my Heelys, i roll into the room at 27 miles per hour and shoot him in the face, catching him completely off-guard.

Burglar dispatched, I exfil out the hole in the fence behind my house, playing Geneburn to celebrate.

credit to r/escapefromtarkov

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This highly offensive question was posted by this person here: Saif Restifer Khomain.


Saif, if you don’t remove this question immediately (2021–12–09 2 PM), and if you ever, ever insult Atatürk, ever again, I promise you that I will personally file a police report for you so that you can be deported back to where ever you came from. Watch yourself. You are a guest in Turkey. Be respectful.

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You are worthless bitch ass nigga. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Because you keep smelling the syrup you worthless bitch-ass nigga. You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life your purpose is to be in my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing you serve zero purpose. You should kill yourself now and give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble because what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that with 100 percent with a thousand percent. I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life. I dead ass have not seen such a more worthless nigga. If he has kids? Oh my god imagine if a nigga like that has kids. Like imagine. Imagine if somebody like that actually has kids. I would feel so sorry for his children because the nigga literally serves no fucking purpose. Imagine a father. Now we got lots of niggas with wives and kids and shit that suck my dick daily on the internet but imagine if this nigga actually had children. This nigga's devoting the time he could be spending with his kids checking out a black man on stream cucking over him relentlessly. It's crazy. I've never seen somebody so relentless to be seen. Somebody somebody somebody's value so worthless that they'll come into a fucking stream and keep coming in this bitch over and over and over and over and over and over again and we keep banning you. Nigga let me let me let's do you a favor. Let's go to the 99-cent store let's pick out a rope together. I'm gonna give you an assisted suicide. Let's pick out a rope together right, and we're gonna take all the greatest troll clips, put a tv screen right in front of you, I'm gonna hang that rope at the top of the motherfucking garage, we're gonna forcefully pry your eyes open. I'm not even gonna do that cause you're on my dick daily. We're gonna pry your eyes open until you consistently watch clips over and over and over and over and over again. You're just gonna start going crazy. You're gonna start feeling crazy. Just your eyes are gonna bleed the retinas are just gonna start pouring out pouring out blood. The veins and the retinas are just going to start engaging and bulging then I'm gonna grab that rope and say are you ready and then I'm just gonna go pull it while you beg me beg me to kill you and choke you. Choke the worthless life out of your sorry ass.

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AITA for causing absolute chaos? I, (49M) woke up. I went up the stairs of my basement and walked into the kitchen. I greeted my wife (17F) and grabbed hot pockets from the freezer. As I began to place the hot pockets into the microwave, I asked her what the kids (8M) (7M) were doing. She replied, "oh they're upstairs playing something." "What are they playing?" I replied. "I don't know, For-" I grabbed her and screamed at her. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY PLAYING???" she sobbed "i- i don't know i last saw them playing fo-" I slammed her into the ground. I let out a battle cry. I grabbed a can of monster energy and stormed upstairs. As I ran I chugged the monster energy down so I could keep moving. I ran into the room with the TV and console. They didn't hear me as they had headphones. I looked at the tv. I screamed. They were playing Fortnite. I threw the can of monster energy at my son's (7M) head. He yelled out. I stormed towards him, grabbed him, and slammed him into the tv, breaking it. I grabbed the console. His brother (8M) screamed and cried and tried to run to the door, but before he reached it I threw the console at him. He screamed and fell, and I began to beat him with one of the controllers lying around. It smashed into pieces and I began using my hands. I slammed my buff right arm into him until he stopped crying and moving and his chest stopped rising. I turned to his brother, (7M) who was on the floor crying. I picked him up. He begged for mercy. "NO MERCY FOR PLAYING THAT FUCKING GAME YOU LITTLE SHIT! FOR ANTIWORK!" I slammed him down into the floor. I began to pound him with my fist in the nose. While hitting him I began to hear sirens. Fuck. It's them. That fucking piece of shit must have called them. I charged downstairs, son still in hand and screaming, and ran out the door. Police cars were lined infront of the house. My wife was sitting in an ambulance at the end of the street. Officers aimed their weapons at me. "Put the child down now!"

I could hear more sirens in the distance. "FUCK YOU PIG!" I screamed. I quickly slammed down my son, headfirst, into the street, caving his head in. "FOR GENZEDONG!" I charged toward the officers. They opened fire on me, bullets ripping into my fat belly. I roared out. I retreated back into the house. I remembered my hot pockets were in the microwave. I went to grab them. They were cold as it had been 10 minutes since I heated them. I stuffed them into my mouth and tucked the rest under my triple chin. 2 cops (32M) (26M) with shotguns ran into the house and fired at me. I roared as the shells slammed into my fat at 1200 ft per second. I charged them and they retreated screaming. I quickly grabbed extra doritos and monster energy and charged outside. I roared loud. Police cars were flooding the streets around my house as bullets flew into me. I moved on forward absorbing the bullets. I turned to where the ambulance was parked. It sped forward with a police escort. I roared and smashed through 2 police cars, smashing the leg of an officer (27M), and got into one of the cars. I munched down some hot pockets to heal the dozens of bullet wounds in me and put the car into drive. I ran over a random squirrel (4M) and sped to the ambulance. However, the car began to screech against the street as my weight was pushing it down. I continued. A helicopter flew over me. The car slammed down into the ground completely as the wheels were destroyed, and I slammed into a minivan (Honda Odyssey)with a family inside it at 38 MPH. The car then slammed into a house and crushed someone (72F). A swat truck and 6 police cars stopped next to the crash site. Dozens of rounds from the M4s the swat team had flew into me. I could feel my energy going down. I reached for hot pockets, but realized I lost them. I screamed out and cried. 17 police officers pinned me down and chained my hands and legs.

It's been 2 weeks. The governor (54M) lifted the ban on the death penalty and I am going to be executed with 38,000 volts of electricity. I think this is unfair and my actions are completely justified.

So Reddit, AITA?

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how FUCKING DARE YOU, to PISS on the greatest work of literature of all time, for what? A JOKE? Are you that dense that you would do something so despicable as THAT? You make me uncontrollably ANGRY and I hope you die a slow and painful death like being ripped apart by hyenas or burning until you are nothing but ash.

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Jajajajajaja! El plan de la republicana!! (The plan of the Republican)

Okay fellas, so I was sitting in math class today and I heard something that piqued my interest, to say the least. There’s this group of chicks that sit in the back left corner, and I sit in the middle. I’m totally eavesdropping on their conversation (not my fault, they all talk loud as a motherfucker so between them and the ghetto hippos yelling obscenities I don’t have much else to hear while I’m doing stupid packet work) and the hottest of all of them say something along the lines of “ugh everyone in this school is a fucking Democrat, I wish I could meet a boy who’s a Republican.” And I was immediately very interested. I wouldn’t exactly call myself a Republican; I identify as a staunch, no political-solution paleoconservative, with neo-Strasserite leanings. I can pull of being a normie GOP israel shill for sure though.

So basically, my plan is this; I will buy a “Lets Go Brandon!” Hoodie, and one day I will come to school with it in my backpack. I will skip 2nd period, and use this time to hideout in the locker room. When 3rd period comes around (math) I will change into my new hoodie exclusively for this period; I will never wear it again. The girl will see the hoodie, see that I’m a staunch Republican who hates Chicom Joe (ugh) and she’ll instantly be attracted to me. We hit it off, start talking, bada bing bada boom she’s my girlfriend. One day, I’ll give her that atrocious fucking hoodie doused in the cologne I wear all the time, and she’ll fall in love. Do you guys think this is a good plan?

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Minecraft client owner just copy pastad this..... lmao

>Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I’m meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn’t expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don’t DM me asking where I am (im with the girl, ok) you’ll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don’t expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me so its not a situation I can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online. I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldn’t understand)

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