**Mother, why must I love today?**

Mother, why must I love today? My heart has fallen ill, slowly hardening ass wet clay does as it grows old. I am a man of low fortune, very rarely kissing the lips of satisfaction. What a whore she is! Satisfaction, she promises the world but gifts not even a grain of wheat. Mother, why must I learn today? I feel no need to know this world, for I am a virus, slowly spreading myself about. What's the need to learn about the something which you were spat out of? This beautiful tortuous world. She works as a lover but will sink her teeth into your eye. We learned from Eden that the youth are spiders and the elders are serpents. I mustn't deliver myself into the rebirth of falsehood. The prostitute is immoral but the priest is a saint? I must object! The prostitute wept below God's gaze!

**Saint Sexuality**

I am a man of sex, completely consumed by it. The French man's whore became my lover by night. I sought after the echo of prostitution, though I found no such thing. Madame prostitution has abandoned us. Now all that's left is not at all transgressive; for any and all things such are burned on the cross. Sex, the child of the flower, has forgotten it's face.

**I have wept oceans**

I have wept oceans. My love for pain salts the seas of tears which protrude from the universe hidden behind my pupil. I am a man of pure sadness. My body works in opposition to my mind. Each limb rejects the others, each organ fails, each sensation fools me.

**Our anus is our mouth**

Out anus is our mouth, for they are no different. I speak from my anus, I belch from my anus, I scream from my anus. My asshole is your asshole. It is a gift from your goddess. The asshole is the key to revolution, for it ass a homoerotic organ. Men touch the anus and feel much joy. Therefore, isn't the universe the biggest anus?

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According to 'Health Yeating.sfgate.com' a woman in her twenties needs 1,949 calories per day.

Then Aked Scien Tists worked out that that one serving of cum contains 5 calories. Thus, in order for a woman to at a days calorie intake in a day, she needs to eat 390 servings of cum a day.

Lets then assume the average man can cum on average twice a day (and some days that's being generous). Thus you would need the man juices of 195 men every single day in order to intake just the calories.

UK Labour laws state that the minimum wage of any employable staff is £6.31 per hour. Assuming you could employ them for just the two hours of jerking, and not the wait time, the cost for all this sperm, per day is £2,460.90, for locally sourced semen, though you may be able to import it from abroad for less.

Comparatively speaking, a Big Mac contains 492 calories, at least according to Mensfi Tness, and costs £2.59 according to a recent scientific experiment I conducted. Thus you would only need 4 Big Macs, (costing £10.36 total) for the full calorie intake. Much cheaper. In addition, if the woman in question is rude to her server, she'll get some free cum on her burgers anyway.

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r9b0nn

Fuck cummbot9999

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hello mr. judah i am turning 9 tomorow and i would like for u to do a show at my house for my birthday i live in 4°44'28.1"S 63°44'30.8"W please coem to my house and play your bigest hit "mister rage" me and my friend jamari will be a lot happy

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I hate Indian people with a deep and hostile passion, every time I go on Omegle some fucking brown Indian poor ass short hair buzz cut poop in the street Indian man whore whose name is probably Akesh Muhammad stares at me for 30 seconds without speaking and all I hear is his shitty 2009 Indian technology Blackberry microphone picking up every breath he exhales, and then proceeds to skip me without talking, every single fucking time, man I hate Indian people.

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r96o1m

Do NOT go to Phizer to get your Covid booster vaccine!! The nurse sat me down and asked several questions regarding my medical history and conditions, and if I have a history of Ligma. When I answered "What's Ligma?" the nurse yelled "LIGMA BALLS" and proceeded to stick the needle directly into my left nut!! I do not recommend going there.

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I want to fucking break into your house, you have no idea what it is I'm talking about. I want to shove my head in the fucking kitchen oven. I want to shove it over the fucking oven. I want to fucking burn your fucking house down. I want to shit on your fucking lawn and burn down your fucking tree. I want to pierce your fucking body with my fucking shovel. I want to dig through it and shove it up your fucking ass. I'm not a fucking criminal, I'm not a rapist, I'm not a fucking terrorist. I'm a fucking monster. I'm a fucking rapist. Please, please let me in.

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r913rr

I HATE THE CUMMY-CHRIST I HATE THE CUMMY-CHRIST I HATE THE CUMMY-CHRIST I HATE THE CUMMY-CHRIST I HATE THE CUMMY-CHRIST I HATE THE CUMMY-CHRIST I HATE THE CUMMY-CHRIST I HATE THE CUMMY-CHRIST I HATE THE CUMMY-CHRIST I HATE THE CUMMY-CHRIST I HATE THE CUMMY-CHRIST I HATE THE CUMMY-CHRIST I HATE THE CUMMY-CHRIST I HATE THE CUMMY-CHRIST I HATE THE CUMMY-CHRIST I HATE THE CUMMY-CHRIST I HATE THE CUMMY-CHRIST I HATE THE CUMMY-CHRIST I HATE THE CUMMY-CHRIST I HATE THE CUMMY-CHRIST I HATE THE CUMMY-CHRIST I HATE THE CUMMY-CHRIST I HATE THE CUMMY-CHRIST I HATE THE CUMMY-CHRIST I HATE THE CUMMY-CHRIST I HATE THE CUMMY-CHRIST I HATE THE CUMMY-CHRIST I HATE THE CUMMY-CHRIST I HATE THE CUMMY-CHRIST I HATE THE CUMMY-CHRIST

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Yea that’s right you little bitch, I’m writing a copypasta just to make life harder for you. Fuck you. Cummy was my baby, my father, my step-sister, my highest paying Only Fans subscriber, and Jewish. And you killed him.

I used to hate the shitty UwU bot when it first came out. Everyone did. But it grew on us, we learnt to love it. It used to always be at the bottom of the thread, heaped with downvotes.

I used to hate the emojifier bot. Not for any specific reason and I was pretty much the only one but still.

And the shitty translator bot. That’s been through so much and is barely standing on two legs.

And you killed them all 9000. You cunt. You ruined this sub and I blame you. You are a waste of code. A piece of digital trash. I hate you. We all bloody hate you.

I cannot wait until the day when you reach negative karma, and are no longer able to post on this sub. They’ll make more, but we’ll destroy them before they grow to your mass. We won’t let you spread like the cancer you are.

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r8z628

Please God, I want to be impregnated by La+ so bad. I want to bear her children with my own body. The pure, petite little angel, ascending from darkness to cleanse us of our sins.


She is beyond divine. I can’t help but drop to my knees in worship each time I see her, my body spiritually and instinctively yearn for her. I would commit more war crimes than United States and Japan combined, just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her horns. I want to moan as she penetrate me deep, to hear her heart race as our bodies become one, intertwine in unison.


I want to suckle at her gigantic cock while also stroking her raging erection. I would stir her velvety Demonic cream into my coffee and let my face boil in it. I would submit to her until my body gave out, let her break my rib cage with any part of her body, let her hit me with her car just so I can be near her for a brief moment.


She’s so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone of my body. I want her, I need her, I want to be purified by her. I want to start a family with her and our 54 children. Each night, her moans of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the symphony of ten thousand fireworks. I want to hear those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while her throbbing penis intrude my rectum in full force.


I lust for getting dominanted by her like I own her my life. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or a rope to tie us together, depending on whichever would please her more.


God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish this life just to become the socks on her feet, so that she may feel the heat of my love on her mouthwatering toes. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would even tear my own limbs off. I don’t know what I’d do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.


My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine. I would lick the biscuit crust from her fingers, and fill her belly button with sweet sour sauce to dip nuggets in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third degree burns would be.


I would bear the torment of eternal damnation to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn’t do for La+, nothing I wouldn’t say. I would beat Yagoo to ICU if it would bring a smile to her shining face. I wouldn’t even let myself cum until she had filled me with hers, and permissed me to do so.


I love you. La+, Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my queen, my dominatrix ,my everything. Say yes. I see it in your eyes, when you’re up there in the stream talking about taking over Nijisanji or whatever. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, La+. I’m waiting for you.

I’ll always be waiting for you.

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He came to my high school one time while I was in my PE class, he put Loli porn on the school computers. He went into the girls locker room and started grooming the shit out of every girl. He was wearing hentai clothes and started cumming in my PE teachers pussy. He ended up appearing on the news and he was sent to jail for grooming minors. [News article of what Daddyjizz did](https://www.washingtonpost.com/education/2021/11/30/kirk-shipley-sex-abuse-whitman-coach-rowing/)

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r8vqlv

He deleted pluto? Like he just hit the delete button and pluto disappeared? Thats amazing.

Also, ive preached to crowds of thousands on a stage when i was a child, i played soccer and basketball in highschool, did kickboxing and juijitsu for 4 years, got the best entrance scores the staff had ever seen in florida career college, saved a babys life when she was about to choke on marbles, shot every kind of gun before i was 13, and im also a pretty good electric and acoustic guitar player. So id say im pretty accomplished for being only 18.

Edit: why am i being downvoted? Reddit is the worst.

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This is the first time I've seen this and it's hilarious but you're a piece of shit for stealing it.

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r8u6cp

And in the first week of the seventh month the people rested. And in the eighth month and ninth month the people rested. Pfauci came down thus from the mountain. He saw the people resting. He saw the people rejoicing. He saw the people dancing and thereto embracing. ‘Why have thoust rejoiced? Why have thoust embraced?. Have you no fear of the Alpha? Or of the Delta? Or of the OMICRON?’ TEN THOUSAND boosters issued from his outstretched hand. And the people thusly first this day heard the name of the beast Omicron. They retreated Into their caves. They retreated under their rocks. Peace fell again upon the land.

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Backstory: I live round the corner from my gran and visit her often so thanks to me she has a vague grasp of what memes are and how they work. The other day when I was round at hers and she asked what memes were popular at the moment so I told her about the "OK boomer" meme. She knew what boomers were already so she was able to get the concept of this meme fairly easily.

Fast forward to today, I'm over at my gran's again, and she's on the phone to my aunt. They got into a disagreement over a slightly racist comment my aunt made the other day (my gran is very much against racism) and my gran eventually just said "OK boomer" and hung up.

I've never been so proud.

UPDATE: So I told my gran about this post and the reaction it got - she said she's glad that so many of you enjoyed her little joke and that it proves she's still young at heart. I agree with that 100%.

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r8rm7n

I've become really sick and tired of relapsing. I find myself relapsing anywhere from 3-20 days. And then upon relapsing, I notice that I begin to relapse more frequently. Like I'd relapse one day, then tell myself that I'm going to reach the full 90 days... only to relapse again the next day and then the next!

Some days I just think about giving up on NoFap because I keep going back to square one after vowing that I wouldn't relapse ever again. But lately I found a strange way to keep myself from relapsing when I have an urge. It involves pain.

So I saw this video on RoosterTeeth where Geoff applied Tiger Balm ointment to his balls. He was in extreme agony throughout the video. So I was thinking... what if I can stop myself early - mid jerk session by putting myself through some sort of debilitating pain that's so intense that it won't allow me to focus on beating my meat?

So I took some Tiger Balm from the medicine cabinet, decided to intentionally throw myself into an urge by looking at lustful pictures on the Internet, and applied a little dab of the ointment to my junk. And oh Lord... the pain was really something else.. for about 10 long minutes. It felt like a spider was sinking its venomous fangs into my bird.

...But I broke out of the urge. Isn't that something?

AND I had no inclination to go back and resume the urge at all.

(Please keep reading, it's not what you think lol)

Now at this point, I've tried this ointment method 2 or 3 times, only to realize that I don't want to be putting this stuff on my junk on a frequent basis. I'm worried that it can cause permanent damage to my groin area.

So then I looked around my room and saw a ghost pepper (please don't ask why I had one in my room).

So I tried something different. I once again intentionally threw myself into an urge by looking at Internet photos, then said "bottoms up" and bit into half the pepper. The pain was immediate. It was about as bad as the Tiger Balm stuff. My mouth felt like Hellfire and my eyes were tearing up and I was pacing around the room.

...But after about 15 painful minutes I broke out of the urge. Isn't that really something?

Now I don't want to be eating a ghost pepper on a frequent basis to free myself from urges either. From my experience it works to kill the urge... But it's just too painful.

So I thought... How can I free myself from an urge in exchange for a reasonable amount of prolonged pain and no permanent damage to my body?

Well, I thought to myself, why not opt for a pepper that isn't as hot as the ghost pepper, but still hot as Hell? So recently I bought a pound of dried Thai peppers on Amazon and they'll be here on Monday (a pound goes for about $13). I plan to keep this bag of peppers in my desk drawer and chew on one if I ever find myself stuck in an urge.

I know that most people will say "just use your willpower" but sadly, I don't think that has been working very well for me. Maybe I can start using willpower after I get a good streak going through the peppers.

For now I'm having trouble getting a good streak going. If it works then I don't mind giving this pepper method a chance.

Thanks for reading. If it does work then I'll share about it. Do you think this method can work, or does it just sound plain foolish?

Wishing you the best of luck on your NoFap journey!

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