When he shows, beat his ass

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r8pcsa

This group is top tier cringe. And to clarify im talking mostly about the ones who think they're not cringe. Truly glad I joined

Literally just a bunch of people bullying weirdos because they themselves were that weirdo like a week ago or something. It's hard to find organic untethered cringe like this, 10/10

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r8o948

There we go

CUMMY BOT 9999 SUCKS! CUMMY BOT 9999 SUCKS! CUMMY BOT 9999 SUCKS!

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r8njyv

as a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game, on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked, she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. I have lots of sex. i also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome, one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. I am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and have lots of sex.

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r8milu

Tits are fantastic and I'm tired of everyone pretending otherwise. A beautiful rack is to men what a 6-pack of abs are to women. I like how they look, I enjoy how the bounce. I love how they erotically swing during sex -- simply fixating.

So I say to you resolutely, "NO."

I will not be brow-beaten by prudes or or step down from proclaiming my love for milk tanks. You can call it cringe, you can call it juvenile, but I will persist.

I will say it loud and I will say it proud: BREASTS ARE FUCKING FANTASTIC. BIG OR SMALL, I ENJOY THEM ALL. I AM A GREAT LOVER OF BREASTS AND WILL NOT EVER BE SUPPRESSED

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r8leti

I can just imagine him standing in a steamy bathroom, silk tigerskin robe on, falling off one sholder. He rubs his hands through his thick chest hair and lets out a sigh..

"Neil..." he says to himself, looking deeply into his own reflection. "I want to kiss you everywhere, but... I can only kiss you on the lips." He leans in close and closes his eyes.. The mirror is cold, but his heart burns hot with passion. He takes a step back, and with a tear running down his cheek, says "this would make a great tweet."

[Source and context](https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/comments/r7kk3s/thanks_i_hate_ndgt_and_mirrors_now/hn01i6b/)

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r8k6rv

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Source: https://old.reddit.com/r8jzmn

I think Jeff should sell his penis as an NFT, this of course would be for charity as it would be a tax write-off.

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r8j9xh

I mean no disrespect but. What massive mamaries, absolutely bonkers bazongas, holy honkers, outstanding orbs, blissful boobas, delightful donks, gigantic gigamilks, titanic tatas, just absolutely unimaginable urungadungas, ASTONISHING ARA ARAS, SIMPLY JUICY JAHONGALONGADINGDONGS

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r8hvy8

sorry no more nuts :(

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r8hj15

look u/poopypoopoo although your hairline is still clinging to life i would bite the bullet and get it close cropped. So many men try to keep their hair around beyond its natural lifespan and end up with gross bald spots and combovers and shit, despite the fact that a shaved head would look perfectly fine on them. Greg

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r8ft7m

Ok so I was watching nba 2k22 videos on YouTube when I heard my brother playing geometry dash like the little Virgin he is. I got annoyed by this and told him geometry dash was not a real game and he showed me Ericvanwilderman and juniper. They looked like professional gamers with professional PC gaming setups. I was offended by this so I whipped out my 24” sword and stabbed him in the chest and above 300 times. Reddit, AITA?

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r8f1i9

⚠️GUYS STAY SAFE ON CHRISTMAS SANTA IS FARTING INSIDE EVERY PRESENT WHEN YOU OPEN IT IT WILL SMELL LIKE CACA ⚠️STAY SAFE⚠️

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r8dgc2

So, I was sitting behind this girl in my class and she had a huge butt and boobs and she was talking to my friend on a chair right in front of me. She was leaning that big ass in front of me and I started to get a boner and dude, I swear man, I was going crazy. I started sweating looking at her ass, my hands started shaking, and i felt like my dick was going to explode. My friend next to me said "dude, are you okay?". I looked at him with my face covered in sweat and I was shaking. I just mumbled unintelligibly "dude, I can't take this anymore, I have to do it", I looked at her ass again and I put my dick out of my pants and I started to aggressively masturbate while I screamed and my tongue was rolling out of my mouth. Every girl started screaming in panic and the teacher threw a book on my face and dragged me to the principal's office, but I couldn't stop man, the security had to handcuff my hands for me to stop masturbating, and I was shaking and screaming and sweating on the principal's office. Dude, idk, am I weird for doing that or something? Idk man, I just gonna marry this girl no matter what she says, she's gonna marry me and that's it, I can't stay in this class anymore I think I'm gonna die, the next day some guys on my class beat the shit out of me and every girl stays five meters away from me because they think I'm a creep, but I am not a creep for not resisting to the boobs and butt of my future wife!!!!!!

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r8crnv

"No, this can't be happening, I'm literally shaking and crying rn", I exclaim, as I'm shaking and crying. I reach towards my usual form of self defense, the dislike button, the tool to protect myself from the intimidating presence of such a bold and powerful opinion. Its strength has waned with time, and I see myself facing the demons of terrible takes on this god-forsaken platform with much more frequency. But even in these trying times, it's always been by my side. My rock, my weapon, my tool to finally show the people who make these points pay, to give them their just desserts. But when I reach towards the button, confident that it will aid me, confident that it will be the light to pierce the darkness... I realize that It's gone. Why is it gone? Why did it leave me? The dislike button had always been at my side. Had I abused its power, using it only to serve my self-righteous quest of vengeance? Had I been rejected by its gracious will, never to be allowed to wield such a weapon again? It couldn't be true. It had to be a lie, an illusion to trick me into thinking I was powerless. It surely was a test, right? A test of faith and might, a test to see if I was truly willing to put up my arms and fight for its cause... I desperately searched for it, my beacon of hope in war, as I was swiftly overwhelmed by the hordes of terrible takes. But no matter where I looked or what I did, the dislike button did not appear. It was gone forever. I went mad because of the realization. Was I truly unworthy of the powers of opinion? Could it be that in my attempts to fight back, I had found pleasure in drawing the blade of contempt and disapproval, complacent in the web of lies that I had been crafting for myself? Was the dislike button even real to begin with, or was it a twisted dream of my imagination, desperately trying to distance myself of the blood I drew with each and every confrontation? I sat down to ponder, as my reality collapsed around me. I had no dislikes. I had no power. And slowly, but surely, I was lost to the darkness... And my name became a mere memory, as I had lost everything I stood for, and the only thought in my mind was of the person who had robbed me of my identity, of my existence. As my body crumbled into dust, a lone, scornful thread of thought cursed his name. I died remembering only the legend of Videogamedunkey, the merciless destroyer of dislikes, and the evil presence of YouTube that had allowed him to reach this height of influence.

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r8an48

i hate pibby i hate pibby i hate pibby please go away pibby i do not need to hear crap about pibby from the depressed lesbian girls in class now i have already heard enough "FNAF" shit or "UnderShit" or whatever it is i dont want to know what pibby is

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r8ab2f

Can we get him to 0?

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r88fnp

I have spent two weeks collecting the True Knowledge of this world but my work thirsts for more. I have angered the Gods and slain their sentinel to empower myself in parallel worlds and take Corrupted Knowledge. I studied the long-since dead Alchemists and harnessed forbidden understanding of this world that terrified even them. The old have been devoured for the new to take their place, resting in the Skies and Hell itself. I have struck corruption into the heart of the infinite Hellscapes, and united the Dark Sun to the skies above, tearing the land between to shreds. I fear nothing. The High Alchemist, whose path I have followed, has been killed in many realities. The Leviathan is dead, taking the pure water of the world with it to the grave. The many witnesses and minions of Kolmisilma have been killed, as the great one awaits below for the very same fate. I look at the Lava that once threatened me and drink it to satiate my power. I bask in the burning glory of the two suns I forged without care, for even they serve no threat to me. The gods I once enraged are since afraid me, and shall I find them, they too shall suffer a fate they designed themselves. However, in such glory I shall always live in fear of the ever-looming possibility that, at any moment, I could transform into a sheep.

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r87fp6

**What if you are wearing a chocolate flavoured condom and the girl gets a sudden appetite to eat chocolate while giving a blow job and bites your dick off?**

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r86khs

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Elon Musk. His business strategy is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of IEOR most of his companies will go over a typical analyst's head. There's also Elon's futuristic outlook, which is deftly woven into his enterprises - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Libertarian literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these ventures, to realize that they're not just profitable- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Elon Musk truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the genius in Elon's existencial catchphrase "I could either watch it happen or be a part of it," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Elon Musk's genius unfolds itself on their SpaceX launch streams. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Tesla tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r842uc