Man, I fucking LOVE green tea. You put three tea bags in some water, let it sit for 10 minutes, take 'em out and then put a little honey in there.....I swear it's like a taste of heaven. And the rush of antioxidants, caffeine and pure awesome it delivers into your bloodstream is third in line after an orgasm and the rush of some nice opiates. (and if you drink it after a great orgasm and a nice dose of opiates....well, shit....then you pretty much feel like GOD). Man, I fucking love green tea.

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CQB means - Close Quick Battalia Meaning Very close fighting in Italian, I became familiar with the term fighting out in France, Had a similar situation when a Frenchman Rushed me with a blade and I had to disarm him with my Navy seal training that i didn't even go on to become a navy seal I just didn't want it! Killed him with that move instead lol, Good to see another marine that knows his lingo!!!!! Typical kids thinking everything is related to "gaming" serve 20 years in the secret military and then talk, all of you talking shit is kinda funny i can specifically beat up 5 people at a time and cause some of you major brain damage in the process, so you're more than welcome to test my skills, as for deleting my comment? Hmph...come and make me 😈 i'll be sat here with my 7 foot katana blade and my 9mm. Good luck 😋

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I have a severe problem, Everwhere i look i see or hear "super idol 幫助我被困在他們的籠子裡" and i cant sleep anymore, It is hell on earth. I wake up everyday and the first thing on my mind is "super idol 幫助我被困在他們的籠子裡" My wife isnt taking me serious since she has not seen the glory of super idol, WHY AM I SAYING GLORY ITS HELL, HELL GODDAMNIT. It all started one friday night when i was browsing youtube for some funny videos and i see a video with the name of "super idol 幫助我被困在他們的籠子裡" and i click it. I go to sleep and nothing else happend, the next day my youtube reccomendations is filled with "super idol 幫助我被困在他們的籠子裡" And i have now come to the conclusion that it is affecting my everyday life so much that i think i soon need to go to therapy to get this problem resolved. If any kind soul on this subreddit could help me with this problem i would be helpful. "super idol 幫助我被困在他們的籠子裡" is the way of life, FUCK, I mean ending of life..

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幫助我被困在他們的籠子裡

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Like I know I'm wanted for tax fraud by the irs and have maybe sort of committed some tiny itsty bity war crimes in the Afgan war which may have caused the death of thousands of innocent civilians, but like could I be a femboy?


PS: I'm currently in hiding from the US government in the Amazon rainforest so I don't have many shops nearby

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Hey guys :3 check out my thighs :D (w/ thigh highs) **(っ･ω･)っ** For da bois! U guys are pretty hot lol... Want a hug? :3 Yep, I'm talking to u, the really hot but unfortunately depressed (D:) guy browsing this subreddit. Sowwy to hear about that, but can u promise me u can have a nice day today?.. u can PM me anytime if u need to vent **(っ･ω･)っ** ILY YA'LL... Enjoy my thigh highs ;)

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and I have to carry my massive penis over my shoulder so it doesn’t drag on the floor, I go to the bathroom and while sitting on the toilet I need to aim my penis in the urinal(they built a different urinal for me) because if I piss in the commod my penis will drop into the water(which is nasty). Every time I go to school I need to make sure I hide it properly so I wear large hoodies and utilize my penis as my belt. It takes me 2 hours to shower just so i can clean my penis properly, everytime I masturbate my cum releases from my penis the day after because the travel distance is so long. When I get an erection, the blood flow to my legs completely stops and I cannot stand or move. They almost cut my penis when I was born thinking it was my umbilical cord. Every girl I’ve had a chance to be with has been scared of me and ran away crying. This is the life of a fellow massive penis haver.

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Do you like math? From India... you must like math...

https://i.postimg.cc/wjymTGzz/The-Favorable-Semicircles.jpg

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/6174_(number)

https://i.postimg.cc/8CRW7SGz/sultation-5-9.jpg

(6174÷9)+(6174÷7)=1568

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2×3×4×5=120

1×5×6×8=240

3×4×5×6=360

(2345+1568+3456)÷ℼ=2345

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*2345*, 2354, 2435, 2453, 2534, 2543

3245, 3254, 3425, 3452, 3524, 3542

4245, 4254, 4325, 4352, 4523, 4532

5234, 5243, 5324, 5342, 5423, *5432*

5432-2345=3087

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*1568*, 1586, 1658, 1685, 1856, 1865

5168, 5186, 5618, 5681, 5816, 5861

6158, 6185, 6518, 6581, 6815, 6851

8156, 8165, 8516, 8561, 8615, *8651*

8651-1568=7083

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*3456*, 3465, 3546, 3564, 3645, 3654

4356, 4365, 4536, 4563, 4635, 4653

5346, 5364, 5436, 5463, 5634, 5643

6345, 6354, 6435, 6453, 6534, *6543*

6543-3456=3087

This shown is owned by THE GOD. Pi is not a irrational number and we comprehend it. Using a non-flat linked multiple loop number system. Dividing by loop not impossible. This shown is owned by THE GOD. ONE.

◑ = x²|y√ℼ²-x|x|y-y|-n

◐ = x²|y√ℼ²-x|x|y-y|+n

https://i.postimg.cc/xC5RNSCP/antennia.jpg

שגריץ Time Travelers

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I would like to interject for a moment, what we refer to as a school system is indeed an oppression based factory-worker slave mentality inducing system that largely relies upon making the pupils, obedient workers. Moreover, the school bell is an innate behavior incorporating method to subtly persuade the students into trusting and believing the higher order authority and make the students realize their place in the dominance-based societal hierarchy which in turn abruptly hinders the ability of the pupils to question the authority, explore new ideas and supposedly create vastly complicated and meaningful contributions to the society as a whole.

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Els catalans hem sobreviscut totes les injustícies del món. Encara que els Espanyols ens han tret l'idioma, ens han tret el món, seguim així. I et dic jo que, el meu besavi es va sacrificar perquè jo i tu poguéssim parlar en aquest idioma.
I tu el menysprees parlant amb el pitjor castellanisme que ha vist aquest món "tenir que"? No penses pas en el pobre besavi meu? No penses en les injustícies que ens han fet? Desgràcia.

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My friend had sex in my house. He did it in the shower. I don't even want to use the shower anymore. I feel like there could be trace semen anywhere now. It feels contaminated. Like if I had a black light in there I'd see him semen now. It's super rude. It pissed me off. I'm going to kick him out tonight.

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做的好 😃👍 + 15 Social Credits ⬆️

做的不好 😳😡🖕👎 - 999999999 Social Credits ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

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Dee was a squirrel who had BIG nuts! His nut sack was SO BIG, that it would drag on the ground everywhere he went. Dee had a friend named Sarah who loved nuts, Sarah go around town trying to put everyone’s nuts in her mouth. Sarah LOVED how BIG Dee’s nuts were, his nuts were her favourite! They were the biggest nuts she had EVER seen, she would play with his nuts ALL DAY and sometimes even at NIGHT! Sometimes her mom would join, they would take turns holding Dee’s nuts at night! Sometimes Sarah would even try to put both of his nuts in her mouth at once, she would giggle her face would turn red! Then his nuts would come flying out.

One day someone came up to Dee’s nuts and started poking them! “Hey jerk off of my nuts!” He said. Although Sarah loved Dee’s nuts she would sometimes kick them, she once kicked them so hard she busted a nut. Dee was very sad that Sarah busted his nut, he just wanted Sarah to play nice with his nuts. One day when his nuts were feeling better, she took them to lunch where she got peanut butter all over them his nuts were so sticky. After that day she knew she would need to play nice because all good squirrels know how to play nice with BIG NUTS. The End.

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That’s grit right there… don’t look know further. That’s an American Steed right there, bringing his lunch in a tin pale box kinda guy. A guy that wakes up in the morning, and says, I’m gonna give all I got, for America. He goes home dirty as a fuck after fighting a bunch of krouts on a Tuesday afternoon, and say. I’m gonna roast some fucking broccoli and enjoy myself. And he goes to bed after a long day of being a God fearing American, and all he dreams is red white and true.

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I unironically fully support the Communist Party of China's endeavors globally and view it as a great counterweight to western imperialism. Yes, this does mean I don't believe in the "Uyghur Genocide" (Oh wow a few grainy pics and pictures of prisoners and sources from a fucking evangelical are so convincing) nor do I think there are mass organ harvesting camps or whatever lie the western media likes to make up about in Tibet. Tibet, "East Turkestan," Taiwan and Hong Kong do not deserve to be independent. It's not like Tibet was great under the Dalai Lama, it was literally a CIA funded theocracy with slavery. Look up the pics there, it's honestly disgusting. Taiwan is a rebel government propped up by Western Imperialism, Hong Kong was literally Chinese territory for centuries before the British colonized it, and East Turkestan is a CIA funded operation deigned to destabilize China that doesn't even take in account for Xinjiang's other minorities such as the Kazakhs or Hui or even the plurality Han Chinese. Both the crackdown on Hong Kong and Tiananmen Square are/were justified. Marx, Lenin, Mao, and Deng's legacy lives on in China, and the west is pulling all stops to hamper the rise of China. Xi Jinping is a great leader. Call me a tankie all you want, I embrace that title. The American Empire is in decline and the century of humiliation is being overturned.

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BRUH, you lookin real sussy over there... *vine boom*
did you take the aaaaaa fortnite card from me bruh? *vine boom*
Imma need that fortnite card back! *vine boom*
You sussy and I'm coming to get it. *vine boom*
Imma BLOCK u doe! *vine boom*
BLOCK!

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WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY YOU GODDAMN SLUT!? YOU PREFER THE POWDERED DONUTS TO THE HOLY CHOCOLATE DONUTS!? I WILL STONE COLD STUNNER YOUR VAGINA ASS RIGHT HERE IN THE PASTRY AISLE! I AM ALLEN THE ANNIHILATOR BITCH!!!!!

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I don’t know if its normal, but not odd I don’t think.

My best friend and I started jerking together at 13 and have gotten cum on each other. The first time was weird, but then I linked it. We have cum on each others dicks before too.

Now we suck and he usually cums in my mouth.

I have jerked off for a couple years with my brother too, we share a room. He has asked a few times to shoot on my ass a few times.

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It was a sunny afternoon when I (m17) was watching my favorite streamer, Pokimane. I (m17) got so horny that I (m17) couldn’t control myself and started jerking off. I (m17) then donated 69420$ dollars to her (Pokimane) to say my name which got me (m17) all the more horny. I (m17) had just finished masturbating but I (m17) had already recharged and started going at it again. Just imagining her (Pokimane) moaning my (m17) name while I (m17) rearrange her (Pokimane) guts with my (m17) throbbing cock made me (m17) cum all over my (m17) computer screen in a matter of miliseconds.

Then my (m17) sister (f12) came into my (m17) room and was shocked by the image. She (f12) said she (f12) would tell mom (f3) and dad (m78) so I (m17) lunged at her (f12) to stop her (f12). I (m17) accidentally crushed her (f12) with my (m17) massive weight (68427lbs) and killed her (f12). I am in a police station right now awaiting my fate.

reddit, am I (m17) the asshole™️?

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We are in the middle of the worst meme drought in internet history. Reddit memes are just repost or old memes dug up and slightly modified. As an avid meme consumer my life has been significantly less entertaining due to this.

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