This subreddit is literally full of a bunch of keyboard warriors who literally harass people who have ANYTHING to say about gay people on this subreddit. The memes are painfully unfunny. They’re painfully stupid. They are cringey. They reek of [r/teenagers](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/). I tried making a meme for people to enjoy. The meme had nothing to do with gay people. It had to do with the Spotify percentage thing going on. I just added the “or you’re gay” part because I couldn’t think of anything else. I’m not gonna apologize for that. You guys don’t deserve an apology. Instead of, perhaps, handling the issue like civil adults and perhaps telling me that was offensive NICELY, you guys literally harass me for it. Your behavior literally makes me want to be homophobic. You are some of the most disrespectful, hate-filled, hostile lgbt little shits I have ever met. You deserve no respect from ANYONE, including gay people. You guys feel so sensitive about it, you literally made posts trying to validate your pathetic lives purely in spite of me. You people are insane, and have quite honestly made me loose respect for the band as a whole. Downvote this, upvote this, spam it with hate, report this. I don’t care. My point still stands regardless. I’ll most likely be banned soon and the post will be deleted anyway. So I really could give less of a fuck :). From me to everyone who harassed me and this subreddit as a whole: fuck you.

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I'm seeing many bigoted comments down there so I just want to make this clear : any hate towards moderators will result in a permanent ban from this subreddit with no warning. This includes, but is not limited to, calling moderation a "fake job" or saying that we "do it for free". Moderation is one of the most useful jobs to society.

Behave. Or get banned.

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How can I become physically desirable to women?

I know what you are thinking, OP is skinny, ugly, short.
I am average height 5'10, It's not very great but it could be worse. I am not skinny, I do go to the gym and do weightlifting and I have a pretty good build which is still a work in progress, I've trained my neck often to make it bigger and more masculine too. I also use deodorant, take great care of myself and try to be as perfect as possible. I drink 5.6 liters of water a day so I'm always hydrated and my eyes actually have a glow/shine. I also do nofap/semen retention and regularly freeze my balls using packs of ice so my testosterone is higher which should be making me attractive to women, right? I also rarely eat sugar, have good posture, have a decent voice tone, groom myself well, eat well and dress presentably. Yet women never seem to be interested in me.
I'd like to clarify, I'm in no way ugly, I am in fact average and I don't even know if I'd be considered attractive since, I've never actually attracted any women. All I'd like is to be desirable to even at least 1 woman because then I'd know if I am really attractive or not. Just having 1 woman interested in me no matter who would solve this problem. To be asked out, complimented, smiled at, flirted with. Anything just from any woman would do. I don't wish to pursue the first woman that shows interest in me, I'm not desperate for women but at least a bit of validation since I've honestly never received that. I honestly don't understand why no woman has ever desired me, I don't even expect anything from her but just some positive approval for once would be nice. Just one woman saying or showing she's into me would solve this problem for good because then I know my hard work would have finally paid off. I'm still waiting patiently for the day I get at least 1 woman into me. I can't stress enough that I am not a predator, creep, or pervert.
Looks are what first attracts you to a person, let's be real. Looks are the door and the personality is the room. However, not one woman has ever wanted to try and enter that door. My personality is not 100% perfect but I am a very good person ("yeah right, that's what a not very good person would say") just believe me ok? I am always open and willing to improve it as well as my looks.
I am not some Elliot Rodger, I do not demand women's attention or believe they owe me anything nor do I hold a grudge or resent them in any way, I see them as normal human beings. If I don't experience female attraction, so be it, I get on with my life and it's not that deep. However, it is a mild annoyance that I can't attract any women whatsoever.
What can I do to be more perfect? My goal is to become as desirable and respectable as possible to as many women and people in general because the 'halo effect' is indeed real and I'd like to exploit that to my advantage and use it to improve many other areas of my life as well. How do I become as physically attractive as possible?
Sorry if I keep repeating points, I can't be arsed to correct them and my points still stand.

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r7c3rt

Fuck it, I’m just gonna say it. I wish I could go back in time and fuck Hitler’s brains out.
This is how I envision it: I’m a dirty little american soldier that ends up being captured by the Nazis. To avoid execution, I volunteer myself to be Hitler’s obedient fuck-toy.

For days, I allow Hitler to chain me up and obliterate all of my orifices like they’re little Polands, constantly filling them with his aryan seed until his cock is stroked raw.

Hell, he even gives me the pleasure to lick his puckered german booty clean after he takes insane nuclear shits. Due to me not getting bathroom access, I constantly shit and piss myself, but Hitler is generous enough to be my personal cleanup, licking it all up and staining his beautiful mustache.

After building up trust and showing my obedience, he unchains me and allows me to fuck his brains out, cursing in pleasure as he yells out, “YA SHOVE IT REICH UP MY ASS!”. I’m generous enough to give him a reach around, cranking his throbbing war machine.

I feel him tighten up as he reaches climax, but I let go of his thick ramrod as he begins to spew his nuclear ejaculate all over the floor. Hitler repeatedly yells out “NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!” through his moans while he suffers through his ruined orgasm. At this point the tables have turned.

He tries to fight me off, but I pin him down and powerfully thrust my all-american cock harder into his poop chute as blood begins to build up and gush out of his torn asshole. I can’t contain myself any longer, so I quickly pull out my 1911 and put a bullet through the back of Hitler’s head. Brain matter and skull fragments paint the wall, which makes me break through to my climax.
I raise my right arm up to the ceiling. I yell out “SEIG HEIL!” as my cock begins to rapidly pulsate. I quickly thrust my cock to the hilt deep inside of him. I throw my head back with a loud “FUUUUCK!” as I spew what feels like a gallon of american semen deep inside his german asshole.
I pull my bloody cock out of his booty tube and watch in excitement as my thick load begins to leak out of his ass. Heavily breathing, I fall back and begin to fade out, as I watch a group of american soldiers burst into the room, guns drawn.
I wake up in the hospital, in which I’m told that I’m praised as an american hero for stopping World War 2.

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allow me to explain.

Normal Destroy Dick December is where you nut as many times that day according to the date. So on the 1st December you nut once, 2nd December you nut twice, etc. You may have heard of other, harder versions such as adding the dates up, so day one is 1, day two is 1 + 2, etc. But extreme Destroy Dick December is where you nut as many times that day according to the date *factorial*.

On Day 1 it's not so bad. It's just 1, so you nut once. Day 2 isn't bad either, since 1 x 2 = 2. Day 3, 1 x 2 x 3 = 6, so a little challenging but nothing too major. Day 4 is where it really starts though. 4! is 24. So that's nutting once every hour. Day 5 gets worse. 5! is 120. 120 / 24 = 5, which means you nut 5 times per hour. Day 6: 720 times per day. That translates to 30 times per hour or once every 2 minutes. Maybe possible if you've taken copious amounts of every stimulant drug on the planet.

Day 7 is where you have to start rejecting your humanity. 7! = 5040. 5040 / 24 = 210. 210 / 60 = 3.5. 60 / 3.5 is about 17, so that's nutting once every 17 seconds.

Day 8, oh god please stop. 8! is 40320, that divided over 24 hours is 1680 times per hour. that / 60 is 28 times per minute. Per fucking minute. So once every \~2.1 seconds, you have to nut. This is getting insane.

You can see the pattern here. By December 31st you'd be a dehydrated corpse, but if you somehow survived:

31! is 8.22 x 10\^33.

That / 24 is 3.43 x 10\^32.

That / 60 is 5.71 x 10\^30.

Divide by 60 again and you get 9.52 x 10\^28.

Divide by 1000 and it's 9.52 x 10\^25 times. Every millisecond. An incomprehensibly large number of nuts every millisecond, if someone could please calculate the amount of energy required for that it'd be greatly appreciated, i'm done with this

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I can relate! After watching squid game, I thought Koreans were made up, but then I saw one in real life and I couldn't believe my eyes 😯. I walked up to it and asked it to be my Gganbu. It seemed confused, and I explained that it was Korean, like from squid game, to which it replied "Dude, I'm Filipino". After he introduced himself as "Phillip Inyo", I told him my Korean name was Saegin ​​Geum, so he'd feel more comfortable with me. He gave me a weird look, and told me to leave him alone. This confused me, but I then realized that I had to show him how well endowed I was with Korean culture (after watching squid game in sub 😌 instead of dub 🤢, I feel that I have a strong grasp of Korean culture 🇯🇵)! As he walked away, I ran up and blocked his path, and announced that I challenged him to a round of squid game! I noticed that he looked rather confused, or even scared, so I whipped out my Samsung phone (also korean btw) and played the squid game theme as I ran up to him and attempted to tackle him. He yelled at me to "get off him" and called me a "racist prick", which I didn't remember from squid game (I watched it in sub 😌 instead of dub 🤢 because I am cultured, so I would have remembered seeing it). Afterwards, I was approached by another Korean in a police uniform! He then claimed I was "under arrest" for "assault". It was at that point that I realized he must be a guard, just like from squid game! I asked him why he was out of his squid game uniform, to which he replied "I'm Japanese, you moron" (idk why all these Koreans are introducing themselves, but they're very polite! 😊). After Jappa Knees put me in his police cruiser, a stunning realization hit me... I was being taken to participate in the squid games 🤩! Throughout the ride, I asked him how many other participants were going to be in the game this round, but he would either ignore me or tell me to "shut up". I also said that I wasn't in debt or anything, so I didn't really have a need for the prize money, but he continued to not respond (which I understood, he must have been a circle guard or something). After we got to a building that said "police station" (which isn't Korean, I know because I watched squid game in sub 😌 and not dub 🤢, so I can tell Korean words apart from English words), I had my photograph taken (just like in squid game!) and was put in a cell, with a few other contestants. While I waited for the first game to begin, I asked the other contestants how much debt they had accumulated. After hours of asking them and not getting a response, they all started to beat the absolute shit out of me. That's when I realized that the first game had begun! Before I could fight back though, one of the guards came in and broke up the fight. I noticed that no one had died yet, so I tried asking the guards what the prize pool was at, to which they told me to "shut up" (I watched the squid game show in sub 😌 instead of dub 🤢, so I could tell that "shut up" was not a Korean term, kinda sus). After spending a couple days in there, they said I was free to go, which made me sad because that means I had missed out on the prize money 😔. That just goes to show that I just wasn't prepared for the squid games. A few days later, I got a letter about a "court date". I was thrilled 😁! I called the number on the front and told them I would like to participate in the squid games again! I was also sure to mention that I watched the show in sub 😌 instead of dub 🤢, to which they then abruptly hung up on me (just like in squid game!). My "court date" is about 1 week away, and I'm so excited! This time, I'm gonna be sure that I'm ready to eliminate whoever is there for that big cash reward! Wish me luck 👍!

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Are you tired of reading unbased "scary stories" that don't leave you breathless? Fear no more! This collection of 50+ George Floyd Creepypastas will have you covered. Discover some of the universe's deepest secrets as you read through George Floyd lore.


(P.S: Is from an amazon book what the frick)

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I am a menace, smackin' his balls like in tennis

Suckin' his dick 'til he finish

Not lettin' his semen replenish

Balls in my throat, splooge in my mouth is my image

I'm not a joke, got your man's ass in my scope

Extend his dick down in my throat

These faggots know, I'm wearin' his ass like a cloak

Now I'm his number one ho

These men I be bangin', penis be slangin'

Mega Dick Sam is the one I be claimin'

He fuck like a beast, you cannot tame him

We don't use condoms, this shit gon' get dangerous

He nut on my face now his penis is floppin'

I lick up the nut while I'm runnin' his wallet

I call him the driller, his dick like a rocket

I keep my lips spread while his balls is droppin'

My ass is clogged

Shaft deep, down to his balls

I'm runnin' through men like he's shufflin' cards

G spot jumpin', tearing my walls

Quenching my thirst with the sweat off his balls

Whole lotta fuckin', bitch, come stretch me

Asshole got niggas kickin' like Jet Li

Mouth is a bowl, and your nut is the recipe

Finish in my mouth then splooge on the rest of me

Whole lotta niggas, whole lotta faggots

See a bulge in your pants, and you know I gotta grab it

All grey sweats, dickprint gotta have it

Bend that ass over, lose the draws so I can stab it

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Your mother and I have a relationship thats all about the master/slave dynamic. When I said she was like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal possible way. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it was because we were getting a puppy? That was a lie, son, truthfully your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around in the backyeard. Shes usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, the whole thing was her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture... She once took a full sizes, adult-woman shit in my Dockers. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, and I love her, son, but I'm not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankley? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head, and I don't know if I'm strong enough to fuck it out of her.

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My bf lets me smell his armpit for hours.

He knows how much I love his scent. The pheromones drive me crazy and give me a small high. He thinks it’s weird af for me to shove my nose in his armpit and huff like my life depends on it, but he lets me do it because he knows how much I love it. I love him so much.

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r73yl5

youve gone and done it now mr high and mighty admin. you just had to take away our right to say the hard R like the FAT FUCK you are. Well we of the onion farms wont stand for this. not now and not ever. We DEMAND 2 things:1. Reinstatement of the hard R Privileges2. You WILL upload a picture of your gunt (slang for stomach) with the words ¨im a stupid roody-poo¨ written in marker as a public apology for having the sheer AUDACITY to take away our Hard R RightsAnd If you are a onion farms user reading this make sure you copy and paste this EVERYWHERE so @Sailfish Knows we will not take this lying down...

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Chick Hicks is based on a 1987 Buick Grand National NASCAR racer. The King is a 1970 Plymouth Superbird, one of Richard "The King" Petty's most famous rides. The Superbird was created to get him back into a Plymouth for the 1970 racing season, and Petty provided the voice. The King's paint scheme is exactly as King Richard's was in the 1970 NASCAR season. Mrs. "The King" is a 1974 Chrysler Town and Country station wagon, modelled after the car in which the Pettys drove themselves and their children to the races during the 1970s. Mack is based on a Mack Superliner semi-truck. The character of Mack was originally going to be a Peterbilt, but was changed, because John Ratzenberger's father drove a Mack in Chicago. This is referenced during the scene where Lightning exits onto Route 66 trying to catch up to Mack: the battery truck he mistakenly follows says "I ain't no Mack, I'm a Peterbilt!" Mia and Tia are modelled after the first-generation Mazda MX-5 Miata. Dusty Rust-eze is a 1960s Dodge A100 van, his brother Rusty is a 1963 Dodge Dart. The cars that run a sleepy Mac off the road, and are later caught speeding, are collectively called the Delinquent Road Hazards. Each parodies a different modification style. "Wingo", a 1994 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX, exemplifies flashy non-performance additions, often called "ricing". "Boost", a 1996 Nissan 240/200SX S14A, is a nitrous oxide street racer. "D.J.", a 2004 Scion xB, is a mobile audio platform. "Snot Rod", a 1970 Dodge Challenger R/T, is a classic supercharged muscle car (the graphics and grill badge are changed to S/R in the film). Sheriff is a 1949 Mercury Club Coupe. Doc is a 1951 Hudson Hornet two-door coupe. Fillmore is a late 1960s Volkswagen Type 2, otherwise known as the Transporter, or "Microbus". It was a very popular vehicle among hippies in the late 1960s and early 1970s, and even made its way into popular culture. It is heavily referenced in the Arlo Guthrie song "Alice's Restaurant Massacree". Sarge is a 1940s Willys MB Jeep. Ramone is a 1959 Chevrolet Impala, a very popular car with the low riders. Luigi is a 1959 Fiat 500. Mater is a 1955 Chevrolet Stepside tow truck. Sally is a 2002 Porsche 911 Carrera (Type 996). Flo isn't based on any single car, but shares elements of the 1951 Buick LeSabre, the 1951 Buick XP-300, and the 1957 Chrysler Dart, all actual show cars. Her appearance closely resembles Al's vehicle in Toy Story 2 (1999). In the montage after McQueen goes missing, Jay Limo is a third-generation Lincoln Town Car, Sven (Arnold Schwarzenegger) is a Hummer H1, Junior (Dale Earnhardt, Jr.) is based on a Chevrolet Monte Carlo SS NASCAR racer, as driven by Earnhardt between 1999 and 2007. The car used for Mario Andretti's cameo, is the Holman-Moody Ford Fairlane Andretti drove to victory in the 1967 Daytona 500, a race in which Richard Petty was one of the favorites to win. Petty dropped out of the race due to a blown engine. -Michael Schumacher is a Ferrari F430.

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Source: https://old.reddit.com/r717p8

I’m a solid 5.5 inches - and let me tell you it’s not always been such an easy fate. Looking down myself, I’m lookin like a little kid. There’s just not much there. I have pretty large hands also, so it may look like I’m grabbing a double A battery. The truth is size doesn’t matter, because when your mom grabbed it she said it felt like a a 24 oz can of god darn bud light. But there’s a twist, it wasn’t your mom, it was my sister, and I proceeded to bang her fartbox until Lynnyrd Skynnrd emerged in a vapor form and began to strum the chords to “Sweet Home Alabama”

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r70wxj

Let's talk about cartoons and also fascism.


A friend of mine commented on [this picture](https://i.imgur.com/t0uuzX1.jpg) last night because she thought it was arguing in bad faith and she wanted to set the record on its many factual errors. She made a lot of great points about how "Cartoons Then" represents a century of animation compared to "Cartoons Now" only being productions from the last decade, how the creators of the characters represented in "Cartoons Now" have a lot of overlap in employment history that's just not present in the "Cartoons Then" group. These are all excellent factual arguments, but on a rhetorical level I'm not sure they matter. That's because this meme is an ideological tool rather than an educational one. It's propaganda. Specifically, it's fascist propaganda. And yes, I know this sounds ridiculous, but the next few paragraphs should make a little more sense of this.


I'll start by giving a very broad overview of what fascism. There's decades of political science research written by people far more educated than me on the topic, but my favorite explanation of fascism is that it is a political philosophy primarily driven by a self-selected ingroup acting against an outgroup perceived as a threat. Here, we see that the creator of the meme is setting up an argument that there are two kinds of people who watch cartoons - people who make and enjoy "the good stuff" (this is our ingroup) and another that likes "the bad stuff" (this is our outgroup).


Now what makes the outgroup a threat? My friend in the first paragraph already explained the factual issues with weighing a century of animation tradition against four productions from two cable networks in the last decade, but look at what's to the right of each of those "Cartoons Now" faces - an outline, almost a template, demonstrating the characters have similar head shapes. Rather than just saying that these four cartoons have similar-looking characters, the argument is that modern animation has stripped away the artistry present in a previous century of animation. Modern animation, according to this meme, is a destructive force. This is a concept known as "degenerate art." Not only is degenerate art bad for aesthetic reasons; it's also accused of being made by the wrong people advancing the wrong ideas. Degenerate art is an excellent rallying point for the ingroup.


Fascists love their ingroup and its proud history and traditions. The problem with this is that very often these groups, being a construct which sprung up out of a particular political moment, lack any real history. This necessitates the insertion of a false narrative which ties the ingroup to another, much older group which has history and traditions that they believe grant them credibility. Very often, this adopted tradition lacks any kind of coherent underpinning, grabbing from many different sources and treating them as part of a shared culture when no natural association exists. What this creates is an imagined past, a theme park version of history, which the fascists want to return to - a retreat to a place that can't exist again because it never existed before.


So this meme is advancing the concept of degenerate art attached to a false history. This is the story of so many online communities I've been a part of - it starts with an aesthetic complaint, then moves on to the "agenda" being pushed by the work, and soon after that the community gets a whole lot more toxic. Those toxic community members, through this ingroup they're a part of, hear phrases like "cultural Marxism" and "the Frankfurt school" for the first time, and some of them get interested enough to learn more. They radicalize.


Call it out when you see it. Every time.


TL;DR - meme bad, fascism bad, tex avery good, john kricfalusi bad, steven universe pretty good even if the season two arc around "the cluster" damaged the show's core metaphor in a way which made the story's ending feel unsatisfying and unearned


EDIT - So this blew up a little bit and is getting seen by people outside my social circle! That's kind of neat, but I've seen some (well-deserved) criticism of what I've written on account of some imprecise language on my part. No, I don't think that not liking Steven Universe makes you a fascist - like what you like! I take issue with the arguments put forth by the meme, not with the specific tastes of the person who made it. I also don't think that the definition of fascism I was using was a complete one, but it does serve my purpose in explaining how reactionary thought sneaks into fandom.

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r6yl1y

I'm sorry, but I may have to leave. I was hoping Discord was a place for quality discussion, I'm desperate to talk to intelligent people, but almost everywhere I've seen, there are complete, shallow idiots.

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r6y3qo

you've....

been....

trolled! you've been trolled! yes, you've probably been told.

don't reply, to this guy. he's just trying to get a rise out of **YOU!** YES, IT'S TRUE!

you respond and that's his cue, to start trouble on the double while he strokes his manly stubble.

you've been trolled, you've been trolled! you should probably just fold...

**WHEN THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY!**

and yet you keep on trying, mindlessly replying!

you've been trolled!

you've been trolled!

have a nice day!\~

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r6wv5j

gonna fuck you, two fingers scissoring your ass, stretching you out nicely. going to leave you whimpering and begging to cum while i fuck you full of cum, you’ll be so overstimulated all you can do is scream my name as climaxes are reached multiple times. gonna suck your dick so hard you will have to grasp my hair to control yourself. Swirl my tongue around your tip until you cum down my throat. I will fucking swallow that shit. Ride your cock while I moan and mewl in pleasure. Kiss you until neither of us can breathe anymore. Fucking bounce on your dick as you cower under me, the submissive boy you are. Make you cum with how good I feel around you. Watch you as you release. After we are done we’ll kiss and cuddle until we fall asleep, you in my arms because you’re so fucking small compared to me, my head resting on your. It’s true. I will make you feel so good you won’t remember anyone else exists. You will be such a pretty boy for me. I’ll call you my little slut as you do whatever I say. When you’re done pleasuring me I will reward you by giving you the best fucking blowjob you’ve ever experienced. Only good boys like you deserve it. You’ll be my little slut, listen to whatever I say. If you don’t, I’ll punish you so bad. Some days, I’ll even be your good boy. You’ll fuck me the same way I do you. It’ll be the opposite, you’ll fuck me so hard. So hard we break the bed. I’ll look so pretty under you. Writhing and moaning. Locking eyes as we sloppily make out. We won’t be able to hold a kiss because of our fucking loud I’m moaning because of you. The thought of you fucking railing me and degrading is so hot. As we cum in unison I’ll tell you how much I fucking love you, how good you feel inside me, it’ll be stuttered as my eyes flutter shut in pleasure. Bliss washing over me. I want to tie you up, restricting you from doing anything but watch. You’ll try to pleasure yourself only to find your hands are handcuffed. I’ll sit, fingering myself in front of you, teasing you so bad. This is all the truth. Fucking imagine it.

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r6vosl