what the hell did you just say to me? my wife is barely related to me. she isn’t in my immediate family, she is my cousin. it’s totally normal to marry your cousin, my parents are cousins and i turned out fine. my daughter’s birth defects were not caused by inbreeding. the dangers of incest are a conspiracy theory. i saw a post on facebook explaining doctors are paid to lie to us so that we don’t keep our lineage pure. florida lawmakers are thankfully fighting against this agenda, which is why marrying cousins is legal here. wake up, sheep.

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r6u77b

I’m stoned laying in bed right now and all I can think about is my throbbing pussy soaking my panties, my clit is aching for me to rub it but I want some help. I want someone to mess around and sext with so we can help each other cum, maybe more than once hehe. I’m into a lot of things but I am what you call a switch I guess, I love rough sex, creampies, messy blowjobs, face sitting, teasing in public, risky sex and lots of spanking 😇 if you’re into any of the same stuff and want to help me squirt all over my bed tonight message me 💋💗

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r6sr32

If gay sex has million number of fans i am one of them . if gay sex has ten fans i am one of them. if gay sex have only one fan and that is me . if gay sex has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against gay sex, i am against the world. i love #gay sex till my last breath.. .. Die Hard fan of gay sex . Hit like if you agree📷**6**

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r6qpfo

I just downvoted your comment.

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Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r6qk8o

Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldn't understand)

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r6o9w5

After watching squid game, I thought Koreans were made up, but then I saw one in real life and I couldn't believe my eyes 😯. I walked up to it and asked it to be my Gganbu. It seemed confused, and I explained that it was Korean, like from squid game, to which it replied "Dude, I'm Filipino". After he introduced himself as "Phillip Inyo", I told him my Korean name was Saegin ​​Geum, so he'd feel more comfortable with me. He gave me a weird look, and told me to leave him alone. This confused me, but I then realized that I had to show him how well endowed I was with Korean culture (after watching squid game in sub 😌 instead of dub 🤢, I feel that I have a strong grasp of Korean culture)! As he walked away, I ran up and blocked his path, and announced that I challenged him to a round of squid game! I noticed that he looked rather confused, or even scared, so I whipped out my Samsung phone (also korean btw) and played the squid game theme as I ran up to him and attempted to tackle him. He yelled at me to "get off him" and called me a "racist prick", which I didn't remember from squid game (I watched it in sub 😌 instead of dub 🤢 because I am cultured, so I would have remembered seeing it). Afterwards, I was approached by another Korean in a police uniform! He then claimed I was "under arrest" for "assault". It was at that point that I realized he must be a guard, just like from squid game! I asked him why he was out of his squid game uniform, to which he replied "I'm Japanese, you moron" (idk why all these Koreans are introducing themselves, but they're very polite! 😊). After he put me in his police cruiser, a stunning realization hit me... I was being taken to participate in the squid games 🤩! Throughout the ride, I asked him how many other participants were going to be in the game this round, but he would either ignore me or tell me to "shut up". I also said that I wasn't in debt or anything, so I didn't really have a need for the prize money, but he continued to not respond (which I understood, he must have been a circle guard or something). After we got to a building that said "police station" (which isn't Korean, I know because I watched squid game in sub 😌 and not dub 🤢, so I can tell Korean words apart from English words), I had my photograph taken (just like in squid game!) and was put in a cell, with a few other contestants. While I waited for the first game to begin, I asked the other contestants how much debt they had accumulated. After hours of asking them and not getting a response, they all started to beat the absolute shit out of me. That's when I realized that the first game had begun! Before I could fight back though, one of the guards came in and broke up the fight. I noticed that no one had died yet, so I tried asking the guards what the prize pool was at, to which they told me to "shut up" (I watched the squid game show in sub 😌 instead of dub 🤢, so I could tell that "shut up" was not a Korean term, kinda sus). After spending a couple days in there, they said I was free to go, which made me sad because that means I had missed out on the prize money 😔. That just goes to show that I just wasn't prepared for the squid games. A few days later, I got a letter about a "court date". I was thrilled 😁! I called the number on the front and told them I would like to participate in the squid games again! I was also sure to mention that I watched the show in sub 😌 instead of dub 🤢, to which they then abruptly hung up on me (just like in squid game!). My "court date" is about 1 week away, and I'm so excited! This time, I'm gonna be sure that I'm ready to eliminate whoever is there for that big cash reward! Wish me luck 👍!


P.S.

Not sure if I mentioned, but I watched squid game in sub 😌 and not dub 🤢, because I am a man of culture.

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r6nnyl

I just downvoted your comment.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:

• ⁠Rudeness towards other Redditors,
• ⁠Spreading incorrect information,
• ⁠Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

Am I banned from the Reddit?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r6m07p

4 months ago, my wife and I decided to get a rabbit.
He's a big black lop called Theodore. Things were
fine at first, and I did like him. There were no issues.
But, as time has elapsed, I've tentatively been
observing a certain dynamic that this rabbit has
brought to our household.
Whenever I come home from work, my wife is with
Theodore; when I wake up, my wife is with Theodore.
She spends at least an hour with this bunny every
day. She does everything for him. This isn't just
a normal 'friendship' thing. And I'll just admit it: I
am fucking jealous. I guess she sees something
in Theodore? Oh, and the rabbit is male, so, yeah,
that does make it worse.
I don't care if it sounds stupid. I would never say
this to anyone in real life. But this is how I feel. I
haven't broached the topic to her. I'm just quietly
stewing over this. I should have never got that rabbit,
because it seems like he's literally stealing my own
wife away from me. Yes, I'm aware they probably
aren't doing anything sexual. But the precedent just
annoys me and makes me feel insecure.

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r6kkv9

The 19 Dollar Fortnite Card Guy just got banned. I remember how innocent I was just before, but then on this very day I found a post of his own then saw that his profile picture was default. That was when my stomach filled up with dread. With the last ounces of hope in my body I looked at his account and it said “This account was reported for multiple community violations.” I cried, and peed a little. “No more fortnite?” I said dreadfully. “No more card? No more 19 dollar card?!” I knew life wasn’t worth living anymore, and now here I am. A broken man with no purpose.

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r6jg3s

I've been doing this for 8 years, sometimes I will buy her boots so she can wear them and when she's out I'll jerk off over them, I also touch them a lot if she's wearing them, I'm not attracted to my sister what so ever I just have a boot fetish with no where to relive myself but I feel bad for using my sister like that, that's my fucked up confession

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r6i4zp

My son inherited some land in France and has decided to become French, turning his back on the 16 years I spent raising him to be English. He’s the heir to the throne for God’s sake.

I’m not sure if this is some teenage rebellious phase he’s going through, I just want my boy back.

In order to love my son it is necessary to hate what he has become.

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r6gms3

It’s 🍌🎄⛄️DICKcember 🍌🎄⛄️and you ✨⚡️know what that means!!! 🙌🏻😮It’s HOEliday season 🎄and Santa 🎅🏾is cumming😩💦💦 to town and bringing 🎁presents 🎁to all the good boys 👴🏼and girls👩, but if you’ve been a naughty 👎❌hoe 👄you ain’t getting 🍌💦cummies this year! ❌😱🙅Prancer 🐴and LAPdancer 💃are ready to get wet 💦💦and Rudolph the 🔴red 🔴Dick 🍌😍💦SLUTdeer is ⏳waiting ⏳to light up the way to 🎅🏾santa’s 🎅🏾sexshop 🚨where all you ho 😆ho 😆HOES can get 👄naughty 👄😉! send 📲this to 🔟 of your sexiest snowmen ⛄️⛄️or else Santa 🎅🏾will be giving you 😱⚫️COAL ⚫️😱this year!!! ☹️instead of CUMMIES! 😍 get 📩back5️⃣ and you’re a 🍪gingerbread 🍪get 🔟 back and you’re 👀an 🍎apple 🍎cider 🍾🍾🍻SLUT!

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r6fbyg

Fuck the phrase “based”
I’ve got nothing more to say. Fuck this word/phrase and everyone who uses it can go fuck themselves. And I swear to god if someone starts a “based” chain in the comments, I will burn this entire website and hunt down all of you Freddie Krueger style.

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r6enlb

I don't give two shits if this post offends you. I don't care if you think I'm a golddigger, or ridiculous for demanding what every woman deserves.

I refuse to accept anything less than an expensive conflict free diamond ring. Those are my standards; I don't care about yours.

I refuse to accept any less because of the following:

\- If a ring is a piece of jewellery I'll be wearing for the rest of my life, a minimum 10k investment isn't insane in the grand scheme of things.

\- If a man is expecting me to carry his child and go through the painful process of pregnancy, the least he can do is show me how much he truly values me.

\- If a man is expecting me to do emotional labor for him and spend the rest of my life with him being his support system, a beautiful ring is a small ask.

\- Men know that diamond rings are also a way to posture to other men on the fact they can take care of their partners by providing an expensive ring. When he sees other men looking at my ring, he wants the other men to know that I'm well taken care of and that he truly loves me.

\- If a man can afford a gaming system, expensive trips, and nights out "with the boys", he can afford a piece of jewellery that I would wear for the rest of my life.

\- A ring has little resale value, I know that. But if things were to go south, having a piece of jewellery that I would be able to sell for some money would be useful, especially if I was the mother of his children.

I refuse to accept a moissanite without prior consultation from my partner first. Yes, I know that moissanites are quite beautiful and are the fraction of the cost of a real diamond but getting me a moissanite and then explicitly telling me that it's in fact, a real diamond, is laughable.

I see lots of women posturing to other women about their fake wealth and their "3 carat" diamonds, when in fact, its a moissanite. A lot of these women truly believe that their partner got them a diamond, because that's what he told them it was. Not only did their partners lie to them, but they're making their future wives look like laughing stocks in front of other women with false knowledge of what the stone truly is, its value, and a poor attempt at appearing wealthy. Some other subreddits are filled with women like this. Their proposal was based on a lie.

With this ring, I expect a beautiful proposal. Something thoughtful and meaningful and was prepared for months. Asking someone to marry you is a massive deal, so if a man puts little thought into this and doesn't really care about what the woman answers with, then he is truly LV.

I also know that lots of LV men will propose with expensive, over the top rings in order to trap you and keep you in the cycle of narcissistic abuse. This post applies to the man I decide to be with forever who I've vetted ruthlessly for a long period of time.

I know I'll get a lot of flack from broke af scrotes in the comments and pickme's who think the bare minimum ($100 ring) from Walmart is enough. IDGAF if your LV partner proposed to you with a $100 ring from Walmart. Personally, I want to be with someone who truly values me and values the relationship. Remember that we always value the things we pay for/buy. I'm not down for struggle love.

Never ever reduce your standards in fear of offending people. Your standards are valid, and you truly deserve what you want. Never settle just because society tells you that you should accept the bare minimum.

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r6d41b

It was the 5th of April, 1982. You're an Argentinian soldier stationed on the beach in the Falkland Islands. Suddenly, a single British transport ship appears. You sound the alarm, and take a defensive position, pointing your gun at the vessel. The ramp slowly descends. You clench your gun. You expect lots of British troops to storm the beach, but.. there was only Her. As She was stepping on to the beach, you remembered the stories your parents told you. "Those were only stupid stories to scare the children" you think. You aim your gun at the figure, and pull the trigger. When the bullet reaches Her, it appears to just have disappeared. She turns her head towards you. You get a better look at her. It's just how your parents described It: a slender, old looking figure, with light brown hair. She starts walking towards you, if you could even call it walking. You couldn't see her feet move. You feel a cold chill down your spine. "Get back!" you shout, as you pull the trigger again. And again. And again. The bullets should be going in Her direction, but they never seem to hit Her. She's 3 meters away from you now. You throw your gun at her, and start running the opposite direction. You don't hear the gun hit anything. As you run, she suddenly appears in front of you. Even though She's much shorter than you, it feels like having hit a brick wall. You fall down to the ground. You close your eyes, afraid. You remember the stories your parents told you. You're supposed to yell her name, and she'll leave. "Thatcher!" you yell, while opening your eyes. But no sound left your mouth. You realize it was too late, as you see you're sourunded by void. You try to yell, but nothing comes out. You try to run, but the void seems endless. You only hear her distant laughter, mocking you, as you'll slowly go insane.

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r6c757

So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin pussy jelly. Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just fucking cum myself to death

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r5p95g

"I reallly love Petra . I love her auburn red hair, her dark brown eyes, and her tough personality💖💖💖💖. I always dream about her. One night i dremt of hanging out with her in my house, I suddely become horny.. I can't control it! And with my obsession with her and my horniness, I asked her to have hot seggs with mee, and she said yesss!!!!💗😳😳😳🔥🔥 I went in my room to take off my clothes and I saw Pebtrah on my bed with her hot ass block pussy🔥😳😍😍💞 so i went FULL ON LESBIAN and licked it!!! I still can't believe it! Shes sooooooooo hot on bed. 3 hours later someone knocked on the door, we took our clothes on and answer the door. It was Jesse... I also found out that in this dream that Jesser is Petea's boyfriend, I BECOME ANGRYY!!! i took miss butter and I FUCKING STAB HIMM!!!!🔪🔪🔪🔪 im so edgy am i right!? When he died, we got disposed the body and continue having hot seggs with Prtea😍😍😍😍😳😳🔥🔥🔥💖💗💞❤ too bad I can't actually can't have seggs with her because im only 12 OwO"

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r6amm7

My first ever orgasm came from an electric fence.I don't know if this really fits here, if it doesn't then sorry I'll delete.When I was young, about 12 or something, I was walking through the woods near my house. There are a lot of farmlands around here and some have electric fences. Me being young and stupid, I wanted to cut through a field to get to the other side quicker, I knew the fence was electrified so I used a tree to jump over it, the issue was that there wasn't a tree at the other end, so I used an old bucket to try and jump over it.Basically the bucket fell away from me and I landed crotch first on the fence. To this day I've never experienced so much pain and pleasure at the same time, or even separately. I fell off onto the grass, shaking and orgasming for almost a full minute. I ended up wetting myself and having to spend an hour walking back home, my legs were too weak to walk for the first half hour so it took way longer than usual to get back.It was the most intense pleasure ever, and to this day I've always wanted to try and recreate it, for obvious reasons I haven't and probably never will, but it haunts me that I'll never feel that pleasure again.

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r69erl

A long time ago, Elles had a ManyVids account and she sold [Anal and pussy Gummy bears](https://imgur.com/a/QgZbJl0) and I bought them along with the video to watch her put them in her. When they arrived, I ate a few of them, later that day my mouth started feeling really weird and I thought I might be coming down with a cold. The next morning, my tongue and throat felt extremely sore and I could barely talk without any pain and when I looked in my bathroom mirror, there were patches of yellow all over my tongue and tonsils and throat so I ran to the emergency room. I had a yeast infection in my mouth. When I told the doctor, he told me to bring the gummy bears and they tested positive for the fungus that causes common yeast infections in women.

I DMd her on MV demanding a refund, but she blocked me. Then a few weeks later her account disappeared from ManyVids and I've always been afraid to ask for a refund because I found out about the human trafficking stuff. I just wanted to share this with you because I know she is scamming people but beware of her.

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r695gh

🙏🙏

Source: https://old.reddit.com/r67sid