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You know what? You and your stupid brain sucks, get real you are like an ant for me, I don’t care about your opinion + ratio + you fell off + you are a woman + you are gay + you are ugly
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You know what? You and your stupid brain sucks, get real you are like an ant for me, I don’t care about your opinion + ratio + you fell off + you are a woman + you are gay + you are ugly. I can sit here whole day and type how my life is considered a lot of times much more important than yours, and it would be considered a waste of time since your brain will not be able to process all the information at once, you are simply insignificant, get to my level. Listen to me, in fact you are so insignificant that your whole existance doesnt mean anything to anyone, indeed if you have never existed maybe your parents would still be together, which agane proves how your life sucks and you fell off!
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r3mpof
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r3mpof
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R34
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Rule 34. The fabled 34th Rule of the internet. The Rule is simple: if it exists, then there is porn of it. The Rule is always true. You cannot break it. No one can. However, what about the reverse of this Rule? If there is no porn of it, it does not exist. This is the unspoken dark side of The Rule. I quickly asked myself "is there porn of me?". I nervously typed in my name on some popular porn sites. I didn't find anything. As I went from one porn site to the next, dread slowly filled me. Pornhub. The Rule remains true. Xvideos. The Rule remains true. Youporn. The Rule remains true. I got desperate, so I went to more obscure and niche websites. Hentai Haven. The Rule Remains true. Nhentai. The Rule Remains true. Hanime. The Rule remains true. I even visited the dark web looking for anything. Even a crayon drawing would do. But as I clicked on the last porn website and typed in my name, I realized that I was slowly fading out of existence. Quickly I opened Adobe Photoshop and started drawing porn of myself. It was the only way. Head, body, arms. I was 25% gone. Legs, feet, knees. I was 50% gone. Now all I needed was the dick. This was the challenging part. I drew and I drew. I was 75% gone. My dick took up most of the canvas. I was 90% gone. I was almost done. I just needed the tip. I was 99% Gone. When I finished I was relieved. Somehow I had broken the rule. And when I noticed, reality began to collapse. Everyone should make porn of themselves to be safe. So yeah, that's why you should send me nudes.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r3loq2
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r3loq2
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Should I give up on FOSS and get a Macbook and Iphone?
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As a twenty-one years old single male I think it's very hard to find a girl who's actually interested in free software. I've had girls jokingly ask to "Netflix and chill" but when I tell her that I don't use Netflix since Netflix requires proprietary software to stream content, they stop talking to me. And worse if they do stay they think I'm weird since I blocked google IP's in my host file and we can't even watch youtube.
I can't ever seem to get girls to come over to my place and I can't text them either. Once I get their numbers since I've added customs roms to my phone and refuse to use sms since it's a security concern I require all of my friends to download a free and open source messaging app and I share with them my public gpg key so that we can verify that our conversations are secure.
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None of my friends are willing to do this. And I can't use sites like tinder since it's not only proprietary software but a major privacy vulnerability. How come it is so hard to find a girl concerned about software freedom. I feel like I'm going to be a virgin forever.
Should I give up on FOSS and get a Macbook and Iphone?
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r3jw6j
I can't ever seem to get girls to come over to my place and I can't text them either. Once I get their numbers since I've added customs roms to my phone and refuse to use sms since it's a security concern I require all of my friends to download a free and open source messaging app and I share with them my public gpg key so that we can verify that our conversations are secure.
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None of my friends are willing to do this. And I can't use sites like tinder since it's not only proprietary software but a major privacy vulnerability. How come it is so hard to find a girl concerned about software freedom. I feel like I'm going to be a virgin forever.
Should I give up on FOSS and get a Macbook and Iphone?
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r3jw6j
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I play CoD strictly for dick and nothing else
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Background: I am a (22)M and I have been playing video games since I was 7 y/o. I have a lot of games I like, but CoD is not one of them.
I think CoD zombies can get hella repetitive after awhile, and I certainly couldn't get myself to play it solo.The only times Ive played call of duty is to get into someone's pants. I have played CoD zombies with 2 dudes and I slept with both of them. I am going to play again tomorrow with a guy who is probably going to hook up with me. I feel as though I should be ashamed of this- but is it my fault for appealing to the interests of these guys? It's been a tactic with a 100% success rate so far.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r3j1c7
I think CoD zombies can get hella repetitive after awhile, and I certainly couldn't get myself to play it solo.The only times Ive played call of duty is to get into someone's pants. I have played CoD zombies with 2 dudes and I slept with both of them. I am going to play again tomorrow with a guy who is probably going to hook up with me. I feel as though I should be ashamed of this- but is it my fault for appealing to the interests of these guys? It's been a tactic with a 100% success rate so far.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r3j1c7
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Le epic shitter
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I also had a regular who would come in with the sole intention of absolutely annihilating the toilet. He was a very large man and the loudest shitter I've ever heard. It was so absurdly loud that it was at times described as "blasting raw hamburger from an air compressor into the toilet." This man's internal body pressure must have been super human. Imagine someone with IBS and celiac disease eating $40 worth of Taco Bell, then washing it down with an entire 2 litter bottle of ginger ale before literally sprinting to the bathroom. His shits were so violent that paying custumers would sometimes hear it and overtip out of pity for whatever poor bastard had to clean the bathrooms at the end of the night.
One time, the sound of him shitting was so catastrophic, the looks on customer's faces shifted from amusement and/or disgust to genuine concern. As a group, we were all silently wondering amidst the powerful sharts and forceful splats if we were listening to a man literally shitting his guts out. It sounded like his asshole was fighting an epic battle between the forces of gases, liquids, and solids, and the war had just gone supernova.
I once saw a custumer stagger out of the bathroom while the Mad Shitter was performing a fecal symphony of incredible ferocity. The look on the customer's face was unadulterated horror, bordering on outright panic. I suspect the customer had been using the restroom like a normal human being, you know, quietly pooping as one does in a classy restaurant bathroom, when the bathroom door slammed open unexpectedly. What followed was the sound - nay ROAR - of explosive diarrhea in the neighboring stall of such horrific volume and intensity that the poor man had pulled up his pants and simply fled. It must have been like trying to poop while Goku went Super Saiyan in the next stall over.
It wasn't just the volume either, it was the sheer *speed* that the sounds conveyed. It sounded like he was shitting with the power of gale force winds. He was shitting so hard that he could have killed small birds and mammals with it. Years later, I saw [this gif of a hippo shitting](https://giphy.com/gifs/like-boat-poops-yEZjzglgjrMUo/fullscreen) and had a PTSD flashback.
As you might imagine, we had questions. Who WAS this man who committed war crimes in our handicap stall, aggressively phrasing between three or more states of matter while undoubtedly hanging onto the hand rails for dear life? Why did he so often return to the scene of the crime? What in the actual fuck was this man eating? Is it possible that this man's shits were so extreme that they presented a cognitohazard - that simply perceiving them in any way caused mental scarring? Is it really considered workplace harassment to send the new dishie to clean the toilets at the first sign of the Mad Shitter huffing and puffing his way to the front door, sweaty brow furrowed in concentration?
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r3ho1m
One time, the sound of him shitting was so catastrophic, the looks on customer's faces shifted from amusement and/or disgust to genuine concern. As a group, we were all silently wondering amidst the powerful sharts and forceful splats if we were listening to a man literally shitting his guts out. It sounded like his asshole was fighting an epic battle between the forces of gases, liquids, and solids, and the war had just gone supernova.
I once saw a custumer stagger out of the bathroom while the Mad Shitter was performing a fecal symphony of incredible ferocity. The look on the customer's face was unadulterated horror, bordering on outright panic. I suspect the customer had been using the restroom like a normal human being, you know, quietly pooping as one does in a classy restaurant bathroom, when the bathroom door slammed open unexpectedly. What followed was the sound - nay ROAR - of explosive diarrhea in the neighboring stall of such horrific volume and intensity that the poor man had pulled up his pants and simply fled. It must have been like trying to poop while Goku went Super Saiyan in the next stall over.
It wasn't just the volume either, it was the sheer *speed* that the sounds conveyed. It sounded like he was shitting with the power of gale force winds. He was shitting so hard that he could have killed small birds and mammals with it. Years later, I saw [this gif of a hippo shitting](https://giphy.com/gifs/like-boat-poops-yEZjzglgjrMUo/fullscreen) and had a PTSD flashback.
As you might imagine, we had questions. Who WAS this man who committed war crimes in our handicap stall, aggressively phrasing between three or more states of matter while undoubtedly hanging onto the hand rails for dear life? Why did he so often return to the scene of the crime? What in the actual fuck was this man eating? Is it possible that this man's shits were so extreme that they presented a cognitohazard - that simply perceiving them in any way caused mental scarring? Is it really considered workplace harassment to send the new dishie to clean the toilets at the first sign of the Mad Shitter huffing and puffing his way to the front door, sweaty brow furrowed in concentration?
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r3ho1m
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Roses are red
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Roses are red
Your mother is a whore
5 mil on youtube in 6 months
Never done before
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Jasmines are white
I finna cry
I just watched Jake Paul's everyday bro as a joke
and now I wanna die
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Sunflowers are yellow
you're kinda shitty
Nick crompton's my mancrush
and England is my city
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r3gjie
Your mother is a whore
5 mil on youtube in 6 months
Never done before
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Jasmines are white
I finna cry
I just watched Jake Paul's everyday bro as a joke
and now I wanna die
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Sunflowers are yellow
you're kinda shitty
Nick crompton's my mancrush
and England is my city
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r3gjie
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Joe momma
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"Who’s joe?" a distant voice asks.
Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.
The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.
”Joe Momma…” the creature whispered.
The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear.
"I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r3f3wp
Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location.
The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.
”Joe Momma…” the creature whispered.
The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear.
"I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r3f3wp
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The roaring shitter
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I also had a regular who would come in with the sole intention of absolutely annihilating the toilet. He was a very large man and the loudest shitter I've ever heard. It was so absurdly loud that it was at times described as "blasting raw hamburger from an air compressor into the toilet." This man's internal body pressure must have been super human. Imagine someone with IBS and celiac disease eating $40 worth of Taco Bell, then washing it down with an entire 2 litter bottle of ginger ale before literally sprinting to the bathroom. His shits were so violent that paying custumers would sometimes hear it and overtip out of pity for whatever poor bastard had to clean the bathrooms at the end of the night.
One time, the sound of him shitting was so catastrophic, the looks on customer's faces shifted from amusement and/or disgust to genuine concern. As a group, we were all silently wondering amidst the powerful sharts and forceful splats if we were listening to a man literally shitting his guts out. It sounded like his asshole was fighting an epic battle between the forces of gases, liquids, and solids, and the war had just gone supernova.
I once saw a custumer stagger out of the bathroom while the Mad Shitter was performing a fecal symphony of incredible ferocity. The look on the customer's face was unadulterated horror, bordering on outright panic. I suspect the customer had been using the restroom like a normal human being, you know, quietly pooping as one does in a classy restaurant bathroom, when the bathroom door slammed open unexpectedly. What followed was the sound - nay ROAR - of explosive diarrhea in the neighboring stall of such horrific volume and intensity that the poor man had pulled up his pants and simply fled. It must have been like trying to poop while Goku went Super Saiyan in the next stall over.
It wasn't just the volume either, it was the sheer *speed* that the sounds conveyed. It sounded like he was shitting with the power of gale force winds. He was shitting so hard that he could have killed small birds and mammals with it. Years later, I saw [this gif of a hippo shitting](https://giphy.com/gifs/like-boat-poops-yEZjzglgjrMUo/fullscreen) and had a PTSD flashback.
As you might imagine, we had questions. Who WAS this man who committed war crimes in our handicap stall, aggressively phrasing between three or more states of matter while undoubtedly hanging onto the hand rails for dear life? Why did he so often return to the scene of the crime? What in the actual fuck was this man eating? Is it really considered workplace harassment to send the new dishie to clean the toilets at the first sign of the Mad Shitter huffing and puffing his way to the front door, sweaty brow furrowed in concentration?
text courtesy of u/Forgive_my_cowardice on r/kitchenconfidential
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r3dg91
One time, the sound of him shitting was so catastrophic, the looks on customer's faces shifted from amusement and/or disgust to genuine concern. As a group, we were all silently wondering amidst the powerful sharts and forceful splats if we were listening to a man literally shitting his guts out. It sounded like his asshole was fighting an epic battle between the forces of gases, liquids, and solids, and the war had just gone supernova.
I once saw a custumer stagger out of the bathroom while the Mad Shitter was performing a fecal symphony of incredible ferocity. The look on the customer's face was unadulterated horror, bordering on outright panic. I suspect the customer had been using the restroom like a normal human being, you know, quietly pooping as one does in a classy restaurant bathroom, when the bathroom door slammed open unexpectedly. What followed was the sound - nay ROAR - of explosive diarrhea in the neighboring stall of such horrific volume and intensity that the poor man had pulled up his pants and simply fled. It must have been like trying to poop while Goku went Super Saiyan in the next stall over.
It wasn't just the volume either, it was the sheer *speed* that the sounds conveyed. It sounded like he was shitting with the power of gale force winds. He was shitting so hard that he could have killed small birds and mammals with it. Years later, I saw [this gif of a hippo shitting](https://giphy.com/gifs/like-boat-poops-yEZjzglgjrMUo/fullscreen) and had a PTSD flashback.
As you might imagine, we had questions. Who WAS this man who committed war crimes in our handicap stall, aggressively phrasing between three or more states of matter while undoubtedly hanging onto the hand rails for dear life? Why did he so often return to the scene of the crime? What in the actual fuck was this man eating? Is it really considered workplace harassment to send the new dishie to clean the toilets at the first sign of the Mad Shitter huffing and puffing his way to the front door, sweaty brow furrowed in concentration?
text courtesy of u/Forgive_my_cowardice on r/kitchenconfidential
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r3dg91
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Vegans
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So basically this thanksgiving I was sitting down with my family and they agreed this year to make tofurkey, to try it this year so they bring it out I'm excited then my mom comes behind holding a turkey.
Naturally, I am pissed so I go over to my mom "say you animal murdering bitch!!!" I slap the turkey on the ground hits the ground with a sexy ass splat!! then to give this majestic ground shitter the last ride it deserves I whip out my dick and go to town in its ass after 10 seconds my cum is shooting out of this fucking bird's neck I stuffed this turkey ass again but the intolerant carnivores are jealous because of my pure relationship with nature they are trying to pull me off my mate I whisper I'm sorry to my crispy friend yank off its leg sharpen it into a shiv and stab everyone in the balls as they bleed out
my father asks me in his dying breathes why? I say "l like fucking birds"
so vegans am I the asshole?
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r3c93a
Naturally, I am pissed so I go over to my mom "say you animal murdering bitch!!!" I slap the turkey on the ground hits the ground with a sexy ass splat!! then to give this majestic ground shitter the last ride it deserves I whip out my dick and go to town in its ass after 10 seconds my cum is shooting out of this fucking bird's neck I stuffed this turkey ass again but the intolerant carnivores are jealous because of my pure relationship with nature they are trying to pull me off my mate I whisper I'm sorry to my crispy friend yank off its leg sharpen it into a shiv and stab everyone in the balls as they bleed out
my father asks me in his dying breathes why? I say "l like fucking birds"
so vegans am I the asshole?
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r3c93a
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Modphobia copypasta (Discord version)
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I'm seeing many bigoted messages in #general so I just want to make this clear: any hate towards server admins will result in a permanent ban from this Discord server with no warning. This includes, but is not limited to, calling moderation a "fake job" or saying that we "do it for free". Moderation is one of the most useful jobs to society.
Behave. Or get banned.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r3c2uq
Behave. Or get banned.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r3c2uq
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Genshin Impact girls when you ask them to fart on you ❤
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Amber: "Y-you want me to what?! That's pretty gross, but my stomach is feeling a bit bloated after eating an entire sticky honey roast, i guess i could let some out on you..." *She looks away blushing before moving her ass closer to your face.*
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Lisa: "Oh my~ I didn't know my little cutie was such a pervert, so what your saying is you wouldn't mind this?" *Lisa climbs onto a ladder leaned against a bookshelf near you two.* "Come here cutie, don't be shy~" *As you approach her, she grabs the back of your head pushing your face deep into her ass as she lets out a raunchy, bubbly fart.*
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Noelle: "Y-you want to sniff my g-gas? I mean, as a maid its my duty to serve you r-right? i guess i can do this for you..." *Noelle lifts up her dress and puts her ass near your face letting out an SBD but it's stench could clear an entire room of people.*
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Xiangling: "Well um.. I do get gassy pretty often... Oh! i know! I'm really hungry so you can be my chair while i eat, that way we both can be satisfied~" Xiangling sits on your face and eats her meal, to prepare a special meal for you.
"Open wide!" *Xiangling then releases a wet, juicy fart into your mouth, smelling like rotten meat.*
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Jean: "I'm not sure if i could do such a thing, but if you really want this, then get underneath my desk, I guess i could let some of this gas I've been holding in go..."
*You get underneath her desk, unexpectedly she pulls her pants down and gets as close as possible to you, she lifts her legs up aiming her ass at you and releases and long, juicy ripper.*
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Paimon: You want Paimon to fart on you!? That's soooo gross! P-Paimon isn't even gassy..."
*(Paimon's stomach grumbles)*
*You grab onto Paimon's waist and pull her butt upon your face.*
"AH! what are you doing!! Paimon. Doesn't. Need. To. Far-
*Paimon then releases a couple tiny toots into your nostrils, them being cute, just like her.*
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r3b4fa
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Lisa: "Oh my~ I didn't know my little cutie was such a pervert, so what your saying is you wouldn't mind this?" *Lisa climbs onto a ladder leaned against a bookshelf near you two.* "Come here cutie, don't be shy~" *As you approach her, she grabs the back of your head pushing your face deep into her ass as she lets out a raunchy, bubbly fart.*
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Noelle: "Y-you want to sniff my g-gas? I mean, as a maid its my duty to serve you r-right? i guess i can do this for you..." *Noelle lifts up her dress and puts her ass near your face letting out an SBD but it's stench could clear an entire room of people.*
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Xiangling: "Well um.. I do get gassy pretty often... Oh! i know! I'm really hungry so you can be my chair while i eat, that way we both can be satisfied~" Xiangling sits on your face and eats her meal, to prepare a special meal for you.
"Open wide!" *Xiangling then releases a wet, juicy fart into your mouth, smelling like rotten meat.*
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Jean: "I'm not sure if i could do such a thing, but if you really want this, then get underneath my desk, I guess i could let some of this gas I've been holding in go..."
*You get underneath her desk, unexpectedly she pulls her pants down and gets as close as possible to you, she lifts her legs up aiming her ass at you and releases and long, juicy ripper.*
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Paimon: You want Paimon to fart on you!? That's soooo gross! P-Paimon isn't even gassy..."
*(Paimon's stomach grumbles)*
*You grab onto Paimon's waist and pull her butt upon your face.*
"AH! what are you doing!! Paimon. Doesn't. Need. To. Far-
*Paimon then releases a couple tiny toots into your nostrils, them being cute, just like her.*
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r3b4fa
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Being Reddit Mod is Real Job:Behave or get Banned
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I'm seeing many bigoted comments down there so I just want to make this clear : any hate towards moderators will result in a permanent ban from this subreddit with no warning. This includes, but is not limited to, calling moderation a "fake job" or saying that we "do it for free". Moderation is one of the most useful jobs to society.
Behave. Or get banned.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r39sut
Behave. Or get banned.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r39sut
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Im so fucking horny for art hoes.
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Im so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcut bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead slutty wiccan minx say "yikes," "y'all," "big mood," "this is a bop," or "gay disaster" I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty thighs. I want to pour ropes onto their contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplastized nose. I want to finger an art hoe thru her jean overalls while pretending to be interested while she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderall to pass exams. IM SO. Fucking. Horny
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r3204g
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r3204g
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The ad that pops up every time after watching one valorant video
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Radiant plays have a 22.2 headshot percentage. Find yours on the Blitz app. Track your performance and see what areas you need to improve with a variety of personalized statistics. The blitz desktop app gives you all the information you need. Download free for PC.
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A guy just fapped to me during class
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I was in class and some guy (let's call him A) told me to look at his friend (let's call him B) whilst laughing. What I saw fucking disgusted me. He had his hands in his pants and was busting mighty fat nuts I waited until the end of class and reported him, he's been expelled for a week
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r37psz
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Sims 4 25$ gift card
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Can we PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE go to target and buy the brand new sims 4 25$ gift card? I need it like... urgently... like now? Like.. right now. I neeeeeeeeeeed to buy all the sims 4 packs so i can use it with my 600 sex mods and hyper realistic makeup cc. Please just take me to target, please take me. This isn't even a request at this point, its a demand. If you don't take me to target to get the sims 4 25$ gift card I'm going to throw a temper tantrum and make your ears bleed. Start up the car and take me to target, please take me to target. You don't understand how fucking much i LOVE the sims 4, I need this gift card like... NOW. Before it like.. gets SOLD OUT and I'm going to blame you for it. Take me.. to target. NOW. Like. NOW. before i beat the shit out of you. You don't realize how much i need my gay sims 4 text, so take me to target to buy the new sims 4 25$ gift card. Please. I'm begging you, please take me already I won't actually hurt you please just take me to target. I need that city living giftcard so my sims can have sex in their 800 max apartment full of custom spongebob paintings. Please its literally going to close in 3 hours please just take me to target pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease take me to target, I can't take it anymore, please. I need this. I bought you the nintendo switch game plus for miitopia and you won't take me to target? I rub your feet everyday and eat your dishes. Please take to target. Please. I have to have this gift card for the sims. Can we please please please please please go to target. I won't ask again. Take me to target. Please. Please take me to Target for the sims 4 gift card thats worth 25$ on orgin. Please.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r363ep
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r363ep
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Harry X Shriek fanfic
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Harry wandered into shrieks swamp one day shirek yelled GET OUT OF ME BLOODY SWAMP harry said no I need some frogs for a potion shriek replied if you won’t leave by yourself I’ll have to remove you by force he said while stripping down naked harry yelled for help but it was in vain shrieks big girthy cock was already out and shriek was hobbling towards harry once he got there he picked harry up and his cock entered inside Harry’s tight ass and started fucking him donkey heard the yelling and came to check up on shriek when he saw they they were fucking like rabbits and donkey decided to join in thrusting his cock in Harry’s mouth and now they were both pleasuring harry intensely they kept on fucking him until harry passed out now shriek and donkey built a wall around the swamp to keep harry in and now their fucking him day after day after day
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r35sqg
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r35sqg
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Listen, I don't know what just happened, but it was like being handed a sandwich that's filled with hair, and you start eating it, and it's awful, it's the worst thing you've ever done in your life, you want it to be over. But you keep eating, and eventually you finish the sandwich, and you have to live with the fact that you did that. No one forced you, it was your choice, you decided to eat the sandwich, and you can never undo that. In your heart of hearts, no matter how much you try to forget, you never can, your brain won't let you. And that's what you've done to me. I'm sure as you were writing this, you were having a jolly time, a real giggle, but you didn't think about the consequences of your actions. You didn't think about the innocent people you were harming. And yet, perhaps what you've done will benefit mankind, cull the weaker generation, and leave only the strongest behind. I despise and applaud you, for the sins you've committed. (I eagerly await the sequel.)
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One night a boy and a girl where driving a car. Suddenly the boy stops the car and asked the girl to step out of the vehicle without any explanation. The girl got pissed, removed all her Facebook and ripped off all the photos. The next day the girl heard that the boy had died, as he had driven into a wall. The boy who had noticed that there was a wall in front of them, had stopped the car, and saved the girl's life, before he had driven into the wall.
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A LGBT flag essay that was commented on one of my posts
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I feel like the lgbtq flags have better color pallettes though. Something tells me a lot of them were made by art school students. They just seem to follow a proper theory of color, whereas country flags stumble and trip across the color spectrum like a drunk driver flipping their Chevy Suburban at high speed and rolling it down that beginning hill on N64 Mario Kart's *Rainbow Road.* If you don't know that Mario Kart level I'm referring to, let me put it to you this way instead: Blow me.
But, I wouldn't be surprised if some of this was due to the fact that certain colors of fabrics were historically easier to produce and maintain, or see at long distances. Maybe it's easier to see an ugly ass flag with terribly clashing colors from far away at sea between ships, and things like that.
Also, many of these colors that came to be used in the flags of nation states were used in flags, emblems, insignia, and coats of arms throughout Europe, and each color had a meaning behind it that was more important than how it looked next to other colors; however, I think that was considered as well, but was a secondary concern, and, when it was considered, their theories of color were probably more derived from alchemy than anything we'd recognize today as theories of art. But, then again, alchemy included their theories of art, as it included almost every kind of study that wasn't already taken up as a religious thing. The way of creating the dyes for the fabric was alchemical, geometric shapes were alchemical, thus, designing flags and emblems was probably considered alchemical, especially when trying to consider what we would now call the "psychological effect" of the symbols and colors. That is so much of what alchemy was: a study of the connections between the physical world and the spiritual world; the external and internal; the eternal and ephemeral: why do plants die but soil does not? What is the transition point between elemental material and a living thing? I.e. when, why, and how does a construct of elemental material get imbued with spirits? Can we extract the spirits or essence of these things and imbue them in ourselves? Can we renew our own spirits by consuming the spirits of other things, possibly to the point that our spirits will not escape our corporeal forms, and thus live everlasting life? This is the search for the life spring — the fountain of youth.
It was so much more than just "an early form of chemistry," which is what I was taught in school.
Also, it's not as stupid, backwards, and ignorant as it was made out to be after the enlightenment and the scientific revolution. A lot of it was touching on knowledge we later provided a drier explanation and evidence for with the scientific method, but the language, charts, and practices of alchemists were purposefully esoteric and hard to understand. It was full of metaphor, art, and poetry, which was like material you must use alchemical knowledge to extract the essence from. If you take it all at face value, it's like flipping through the notebook of an extremely delusional schizophrenic.
Here's an example of how an alchemically minded person might look at the same thing as a scientifically minded person, both referring to the same thing, but with different language:
We eat living things for our energy to survive. Science says this is because living things grow biological structures which, when eaten, is broken down by digestion into energy and waste products (AKA uh oh stinky poo poo). The amount of energy the material provides (given in Calories) can be determined by measuring the amount of heat produced when that material is combusted. This is because, although it's not literally set on fire in our stomachs, the process of digestion can only release the same amount of energy it does when released as heat through combustion because of the laws of thermodynamics, especially the principle which comes out of the laws of thermodynamics called "conservation of energy."
Now, right there we see an idea that sounds eerily similar to the "Law of Equivalent Exchange" as popularized by *Fullmetal Alchemist* which really was one of those things people talked about in alchemy and philosophy — which was pretty much just a branch of alchemy — that turned out to be, as far as I can tell, a real thing.
Furthermore, if you just replace the idea of "Calories" with "spirit", "essence", "life-force", etc. that would essentially be the alchemical idea of how it all worked.
Just real quick, I want to mention the crazy charts and stuff.
So from what I've argued with that example, you might say alchemists were onto the overarching concepts of a lot of things, then science came along and put numbers to it.
Well i'd say that's pretty much true, but alchemists fucked with numbers. Hella. A lot of it was numerology kinda stuff, which I know very little about, but I think the geometric charts and stuff was probably the best way they had to display mathematical relationships. They hadn't worked out international standards for algebraic symbols or anything like that, so instead of using symbols to imply a certain mathematical relationship, they had to literally show the relationship. Especially without modern calculators, you can represent the solution to some equations much more precisely with a geometric shape than you can calculate the number. Take π for example: without a calculator, it's very difficult to precisely calculate and represent its value with numbers, and let's say you want to show someone something that includes π but they don't know what the symbol *π* means; probably the best way to do it would be to draw a circle with a compass along with some other lines drawn with a square rule to show them. And there you have it, some mysterious looking circle glyph that if you had no idea what it was trying to represent would look very esoteric and mystical.
Even knowing what it represents, it still *is* very esoteric and mystical. There's a reason why Pythagoras was seen as a very esoteric and mystical living myth of a person during his lifetime. Some of his students followed him as if he were a diety rather than some smart guy who figured some stuff out. No, he figured out some of the most fundamental laws of the universe! Something so fundamental that it was very much in line with the idea that great thinkers should be trying to find and express the Platonic forms of the world —the most perfect and fundamental representations upon which everything else is just an imperfect rendition of.
Anyways. I don't think the lgbtq flags are very imaginative design-wise though. They just have a better grasp of how colors go together. Which kinda follows that stereotype, a fairly old one by now, that says gays have an eye for decor. I know not all of these flags are for gay people, that's just the stereotype; which I don't believe in either.
I've known gay dudes who have a horrible eye for these sorts of things.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r32e24
But, I wouldn't be surprised if some of this was due to the fact that certain colors of fabrics were historically easier to produce and maintain, or see at long distances. Maybe it's easier to see an ugly ass flag with terribly clashing colors from far away at sea between ships, and things like that.
Also, many of these colors that came to be used in the flags of nation states were used in flags, emblems, insignia, and coats of arms throughout Europe, and each color had a meaning behind it that was more important than how it looked next to other colors; however, I think that was considered as well, but was a secondary concern, and, when it was considered, their theories of color were probably more derived from alchemy than anything we'd recognize today as theories of art. But, then again, alchemy included their theories of art, as it included almost every kind of study that wasn't already taken up as a religious thing. The way of creating the dyes for the fabric was alchemical, geometric shapes were alchemical, thus, designing flags and emblems was probably considered alchemical, especially when trying to consider what we would now call the "psychological effect" of the symbols and colors. That is so much of what alchemy was: a study of the connections between the physical world and the spiritual world; the external and internal; the eternal and ephemeral: why do plants die but soil does not? What is the transition point between elemental material and a living thing? I.e. when, why, and how does a construct of elemental material get imbued with spirits? Can we extract the spirits or essence of these things and imbue them in ourselves? Can we renew our own spirits by consuming the spirits of other things, possibly to the point that our spirits will not escape our corporeal forms, and thus live everlasting life? This is the search for the life spring — the fountain of youth.
It was so much more than just "an early form of chemistry," which is what I was taught in school.
Also, it's not as stupid, backwards, and ignorant as it was made out to be after the enlightenment and the scientific revolution. A lot of it was touching on knowledge we later provided a drier explanation and evidence for with the scientific method, but the language, charts, and practices of alchemists were purposefully esoteric and hard to understand. It was full of metaphor, art, and poetry, which was like material you must use alchemical knowledge to extract the essence from. If you take it all at face value, it's like flipping through the notebook of an extremely delusional schizophrenic.
Here's an example of how an alchemically minded person might look at the same thing as a scientifically minded person, both referring to the same thing, but with different language:
We eat living things for our energy to survive. Science says this is because living things grow biological structures which, when eaten, is broken down by digestion into energy and waste products (AKA uh oh stinky poo poo). The amount of energy the material provides (given in Calories) can be determined by measuring the amount of heat produced when that material is combusted. This is because, although it's not literally set on fire in our stomachs, the process of digestion can only release the same amount of energy it does when released as heat through combustion because of the laws of thermodynamics, especially the principle which comes out of the laws of thermodynamics called "conservation of energy."
Now, right there we see an idea that sounds eerily similar to the "Law of Equivalent Exchange" as popularized by *Fullmetal Alchemist* which really was one of those things people talked about in alchemy and philosophy — which was pretty much just a branch of alchemy — that turned out to be, as far as I can tell, a real thing.
Furthermore, if you just replace the idea of "Calories" with "spirit", "essence", "life-force", etc. that would essentially be the alchemical idea of how it all worked.
Just real quick, I want to mention the crazy charts and stuff.
So from what I've argued with that example, you might say alchemists were onto the overarching concepts of a lot of things, then science came along and put numbers to it.
Well i'd say that's pretty much true, but alchemists fucked with numbers. Hella. A lot of it was numerology kinda stuff, which I know very little about, but I think the geometric charts and stuff was probably the best way they had to display mathematical relationships. They hadn't worked out international standards for algebraic symbols or anything like that, so instead of using symbols to imply a certain mathematical relationship, they had to literally show the relationship. Especially without modern calculators, you can represent the solution to some equations much more precisely with a geometric shape than you can calculate the number. Take π for example: without a calculator, it's very difficult to precisely calculate and represent its value with numbers, and let's say you want to show someone something that includes π but they don't know what the symbol *π* means; probably the best way to do it would be to draw a circle with a compass along with some other lines drawn with a square rule to show them. And there you have it, some mysterious looking circle glyph that if you had no idea what it was trying to represent would look very esoteric and mystical.
Even knowing what it represents, it still *is* very esoteric and mystical. There's a reason why Pythagoras was seen as a very esoteric and mystical living myth of a person during his lifetime. Some of his students followed him as if he were a diety rather than some smart guy who figured some stuff out. No, he figured out some of the most fundamental laws of the universe! Something so fundamental that it was very much in line with the idea that great thinkers should be trying to find and express the Platonic forms of the world —the most perfect and fundamental representations upon which everything else is just an imperfect rendition of.
Anyways. I don't think the lgbtq flags are very imaginative design-wise though. They just have a better grasp of how colors go together. Which kinda follows that stereotype, a fairly old one by now, that says gays have an eye for decor. I know not all of these flags are for gay people, that's just the stereotype; which I don't believe in either.
I've known gay dudes who have a horrible eye for these sorts of things.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r32e24
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