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My husband is the moderator for a few different subreddits, and he genuinely thinks it’s a job
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my husband refuses to look for a job even though I think it would be good for him (And we could use the additional income), but he just says he’s, “got too much on his plate already”.
That being monitoring these stupid subreddits. And Everytime I bring it up he claims what he’s doing is unpaid labor similar to that of a homemaker. But he doesn’t clean or cook or do any of that the way he used to. He just monitors his stupid subreddits. I don’t know what to do.
Sometimes I want to leave him because I believe I may not be able to reach him.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r30p8s
That being monitoring these stupid subreddits. And Everytime I bring it up he claims what he’s doing is unpaid labor similar to that of a homemaker. But he doesn’t clean or cook or do any of that the way he used to. He just monitors his stupid subreddits. I don’t know what to do.
Sometimes I want to leave him because I believe I may not be able to reach him.
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From r/LeagueofMemes
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I did the math for alistar
Alistar is 317 cm in the lore, while the average bull is about 152 cm. Now the average bull penis varies from 80-100 cm so for the sake of simplicity we will assume alistar is on the beefier(haha) side. A bulls body is about 1.5 times it’s penis length, applying this logic to alistar would give you about 211 cm give or take a bit
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Alistar is 317 cm in the lore, while the average bull is about 152 cm. Now the average bull penis varies from 80-100 cm so for the sake of simplicity we will assume alistar is on the beefier(haha) side. A bulls body is about 1.5 times it’s penis length, applying this logic to alistar would give you about 211 cm give or take a bit
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Patrick the Star's chode
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You think Patrick is swangin' a whopper fat cock, ignorant to the mammoth girth of it all, befitting a simpleton such as himself? Or is his dinger just a dummy chode that you can flick like a doorstopper *badldldldldldl*?
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Quick Guide: Jesus offers insight on Protecting Yourself from Witches
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No doubt, you are experiencing attacks from practicing Witches. If you are a Catholic, you are the number one target for those practicing in the occult. So Anna Marie wants all Apostles of the Green Scapular to have this information to help you fight against their wicked plots.
A message to you practicing witches, Catholics or Christians, you will be punished gravely. Jesus said, “You can not serve two masters”, be assured if you practice paganism, serving the devil, you have broken the First Commandment of God (see Exodus Chapter 20) and WILL NOT enter the Kingdom of God. Also, every curse you have ever uttered from your mind or lips against others, those curses will follow you into the pit of hell, as Jesus has told to Anna Marie in the May 11, 2014, Heavenly Message. Jesus said: “...because it will offer those involved in the occult, to understand that sins like those instigated by witchcraft will not go unpunished.”
Anna Marie asked Jesus: “Yes my Lord, My Lord, is there anyway a soul can be spared from the sins of witch‐ craft?” Jesus replied: “Very, very few are forgiven from this form of paganism, most are sentenced to dam‐ nation, and those who are spared from Hell believe they are in Hell because of the torments they are enduring. No man or woman can truly understand the depths of sufferings they endure because of their lack of charity.” Anna Marie replied: “Yes my Lord.” Jesus then said: “Those who curse others will receive 100 fold of what they themselves cause others to endure. There is no escaping the judgment of My Father. They will have no place to hide from their punishments that My Father will demand from them. Not even in Hell will they escape them.”
Here are four simple steps to take helping you to fight the attacks of evil witches.
1. When you feel an attack taking place, such as: feeling tingles on your legs, arms, head, etc. or if you experience the sensation of a needle piercing your skin or head, etc., get your blessed Green Scapular and immediately write the following: “Person cursing me now”. This will instantly consecrate that person to Jesus Christ through holy Mother Mary. You need to repeat this every time you feel an attack.
2. Grab your holy water and sprinkle it three times, saying: “I baptize the person cursing me in the name of God the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.” Holy Church gives us this authority to baptize in special circumstances.
3. As soon as you awake in the morning, pray your Holy Rosary for the witches who cursed you through the night. In this way, you will regain your thinking skills that the witches cursed through‐ out the night. While you sleep, witches are casting spells and hexes on you, in order to break them, you need to pray for them to break the spells. You mind will be restored, the fuzziness of your memory will return because the Holy Rosary will cast those spells off of you, breaking them.
4. At Mass, you need to place the witches who are cursing you and your family members into the holy Chalice prior to the Consecration. When the gifts are brought up to the Altar, place the witches that are cursing you inside the Chalice. In this way, when the Transubstantiation takes place, the Blood of Jesus will pour over and cover the witch. This will help in bringing conversion to the witch, so to save his or her soul from damnation.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r2x36u
A message to you practicing witches, Catholics or Christians, you will be punished gravely. Jesus said, “You can not serve two masters”, be assured if you practice paganism, serving the devil, you have broken the First Commandment of God (see Exodus Chapter 20) and WILL NOT enter the Kingdom of God. Also, every curse you have ever uttered from your mind or lips against others, those curses will follow you into the pit of hell, as Jesus has told to Anna Marie in the May 11, 2014, Heavenly Message. Jesus said: “...because it will offer those involved in the occult, to understand that sins like those instigated by witchcraft will not go unpunished.”
Anna Marie asked Jesus: “Yes my Lord, My Lord, is there anyway a soul can be spared from the sins of witch‐ craft?” Jesus replied: “Very, very few are forgiven from this form of paganism, most are sentenced to dam‐ nation, and those who are spared from Hell believe they are in Hell because of the torments they are enduring. No man or woman can truly understand the depths of sufferings they endure because of their lack of charity.” Anna Marie replied: “Yes my Lord.” Jesus then said: “Those who curse others will receive 100 fold of what they themselves cause others to endure. There is no escaping the judgment of My Father. They will have no place to hide from their punishments that My Father will demand from them. Not even in Hell will they escape them.”
Here are four simple steps to take helping you to fight the attacks of evil witches.
1. When you feel an attack taking place, such as: feeling tingles on your legs, arms, head, etc. or if you experience the sensation of a needle piercing your skin or head, etc., get your blessed Green Scapular and immediately write the following: “Person cursing me now”. This will instantly consecrate that person to Jesus Christ through holy Mother Mary. You need to repeat this every time you feel an attack.
2. Grab your holy water and sprinkle it three times, saying: “I baptize the person cursing me in the name of God the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.” Holy Church gives us this authority to baptize in special circumstances.
3. As soon as you awake in the morning, pray your Holy Rosary for the witches who cursed you through the night. In this way, you will regain your thinking skills that the witches cursed through‐ out the night. While you sleep, witches are casting spells and hexes on you, in order to break them, you need to pray for them to break the spells. You mind will be restored, the fuzziness of your memory will return because the Holy Rosary will cast those spells off of you, breaking them.
4. At Mass, you need to place the witches who are cursing you and your family members into the holy Chalice prior to the Consecration. When the gifts are brought up to the Altar, place the witches that are cursing you inside the Chalice. In this way, when the Transubstantiation takes place, the Blood of Jesus will pour over and cover the witch. This will help in bringing conversion to the witch, so to save his or her soul from damnation.
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The Queen's Secret
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Queen Elizabeth is actually a French Goddess who has been banished from the outerworlds to Earth to spread Peace amongst Earth civilians. She sadly can't go back to her home planet and live immortally as usual since she may only stay on Earth, be-it-mind-you her powers must not be released on Earth to prevent her from shocking the world. One day she'll be able to either go back to her home planet with the support of society or end up dying mortally on earth one day. Her royal guards know about this secret but the guards must never talk out of respect for the Outerworld God-rulers. The only thing the royal guards may preach is God Save The Queen, really we should take this more as a cry for help.
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Mommy dom fetish
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I love this picture so much! She looks so loving as he sucks on her big tits. Her hips are working to massage his cock and he's just overwhelmed in pleasure until he cums, and she's so obviously satisfied with her work. It's also great that she's clearly strong and so curvy, reminds me of my SO a lot!
Cowgirl with Mommy is one of the best, closest, sexiest positions, and when you add nursing to it it becomes so much more pleasurable for both of us! Especially when you can see/feel that she's riding forcefully and really milking you 🥵
"Suck on Mommy's tits. That's right, good boy. Does that feel good? Being smothered under Mommy while she milks your cock with her pussy? That's right baby. Nurse and cum. Give me all your cum baby. Good boy."
Her moans increase too because it feels good to have multiple kinds of stimulation and because she knows she's going to make you cum inside her 🥵 Orgasms milked by her pussy while smothered in her body/tits are some of the best I've ever had.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r2v9sr
Cowgirl with Mommy is one of the best, closest, sexiest positions, and when you add nursing to it it becomes so much more pleasurable for both of us! Especially when you can see/feel that she's riding forcefully and really milking you 🥵
"Suck on Mommy's tits. That's right, good boy. Does that feel good? Being smothered under Mommy while she milks your cock with her pussy? That's right baby. Nurse and cum. Give me all your cum baby. Good boy."
Her moans increase too because it feels good to have multiple kinds of stimulation and because she knows she's going to make you cum inside her 🥵 Orgasms milked by her pussy while smothered in her body/tits are some of the best I've ever had.
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Gar flood
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Hello everyone, first of all I would like to say that I am ashamed to come before you with such ugly claims. Coming to our main event, I have a second account and it has a few karma, for some reason I need to increase the karma points of this account, and I thought of posting Bulgur, which I think is the easiest solution. I reposted Bulgur memes near 3 times and my karma has increased quite a lot. In this process I didn’t know how effective r / aww is in getting karma points, if I knew, I’d not deal with bulgur. I condemn my friends who leaked my private speech and I’d like to remind you that I’ve been the leader of the Bulgur fuckers since the moment I’ve came to KGBTR subreddit, where I have been for 2 years.
Kindest Regards garr112233
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Schrodinger's gay
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You're dismissing me as a troll because I proved you wrong. Dude, I moderate several feminist pages on the Amino app, I know troll behaviour, you're a fucking mile off. They don't put that much effort into their reasoning because their goal is their own entertainment, not to prove that they're right. But I think you know that, underneath the part of you that wants to believe "I'm a good little cis liberal with absolutely no biases at all towards certain people!" when being a good liberal ally requires you to acknowledge and address your own biases. How are you missing basic shit like that?
And what if I'm already fucking myself? Behind this simple insult hides a universal paradox that may put your sexuality in question. Let's do a simple thought experiment: imagine us two standing in front of each other. I, of course, am wearing a pair of jeans, that are covering my genitals and my butt. You then command me to "go fuck myself". I may be fucking myself already. I may as well not be fucking myself already. Until my dick and its position relative to my ass is observed, it is simultaneously in my ass, but also outside of it - thus, it stays in superposition. The moment you lay eyes on my penis, both states collide with each other and become either one. You may have already guessed what the problem here is. As soon as a single photon reflected by my dick enters either one of your eyes, you become gay. The only way to avoid this is to not observe my penis. But if you don't look at it, then you will never know if your insult had any effect, thus rendering it meaningless. Since you have already made the insult, you are now, too, in superposition - you're either wrong, or gay. It's unfortunate, really - you dug a hole for yourself without even knowing it. All you can do now is accept it, and learn from your mistakes.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r2t03f
And what if I'm already fucking myself? Behind this simple insult hides a universal paradox that may put your sexuality in question. Let's do a simple thought experiment: imagine us two standing in front of each other. I, of course, am wearing a pair of jeans, that are covering my genitals and my butt. You then command me to "go fuck myself". I may be fucking myself already. I may as well not be fucking myself already. Until my dick and its position relative to my ass is observed, it is simultaneously in my ass, but also outside of it - thus, it stays in superposition. The moment you lay eyes on my penis, both states collide with each other and become either one. You may have already guessed what the problem here is. As soon as a single photon reflected by my dick enters either one of your eyes, you become gay. The only way to avoid this is to not observe my penis. But if you don't look at it, then you will never know if your insult had any effect, thus rendering it meaningless. Since you have already made the insult, you are now, too, in superposition - you're either wrong, or gay. It's unfortunate, really - you dug a hole for yourself without even knowing it. All you can do now is accept it, and learn from your mistakes.
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If you jerk off in class, stop.
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If you jerk off in class, stop. Wait til class is done, you’re home, in your room, and then you can masturbate. Less risks of being caught, less making the people around you uncomfortable, and less public indecency. If you do this in class, go to horny jail and stop. Just fucking stop. I hate public school. Teens, if you’re reading this, don’t do this. It’s creepy, illegal, and objectively wrong.
Edit: Alright a few people wanted to know why I posted this. I saw it happen and I’ve been creeped out since it happened (Wednesday) so I’m gonna tell the story:
I was in school. It was an average day. I was sitting doing math when I suddenly get an urge to lol to my left. I can’t explain it but I just knew I had to look to my left. I saw some kid in my class (I’ll call him Dave) masturbating to another student (Let’s call her Lily). Her friend saw Dave and told Lily. She was scared but kept quiet until class ended (She probably didn’t want to disturb class). At the end of class she told the teacher who got PISSED and made him go to the principals office. He is currently suspended and I heard he was grounded too. I wish this story was fake. High School where I live is one weird fuckin place.
I’ve seen it so much yet when I see it it’s still somehow a surprise. It’s not extremely rare but it’s not common. Fuck you Dave.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r2qpxy
Edit: Alright a few people wanted to know why I posted this. I saw it happen and I’ve been creeped out since it happened (Wednesday) so I’m gonna tell the story:
I was in school. It was an average day. I was sitting doing math when I suddenly get an urge to lol to my left. I can’t explain it but I just knew I had to look to my left. I saw some kid in my class (I’ll call him Dave) masturbating to another student (Let’s call her Lily). Her friend saw Dave and told Lily. She was scared but kept quiet until class ended (She probably didn’t want to disturb class). At the end of class she told the teacher who got PISSED and made him go to the principals office. He is currently suspended and I heard he was grounded too. I wish this story was fake. High School where I live is one weird fuckin place.
I’ve seen it so much yet when I see it it’s still somehow a surprise. It’s not extremely rare but it’s not common. Fuck you Dave.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r2qpxy
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Joe Biden is having sex with Kamala Harris
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For the past few months I’ve been speculating that Joe Biden (the 46th US President) has been sleeping with his Vice President, Kamala Harris. It would make sense since Joe Biden loves mixed women (he’s said in an interview before) which would strongly lead me to believe they’re having lots of unprotected sex in the white house on the daily.
People wonder why nothing is getting done and it’s because Kamala Harris keeps having lots and lots of sex (including anal and oral) to the point of lunacy. Joe Biden needs to keep his dick in his pants and Kamala Harris needs to calm down with the use of her tight pussy.
This is even worse then when Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were having lots of sex. If you don’t already remember debates would be interrupted because they would be fucking each other during them. I’m really getting sick of all this sex that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are having. Joe Biden does have a wife after all but I guess her pussy and titties aren’t good enough. I don’t blame him though if I was Joe Biden I would definitely do the same.
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People wonder why nothing is getting done and it’s because Kamala Harris keeps having lots and lots of sex (including anal and oral) to the point of lunacy. Joe Biden needs to keep his dick in his pants and Kamala Harris needs to calm down with the use of her tight pussy.
This is even worse then when Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were having lots of sex. If you don’t already remember debates would be interrupted because they would be fucking each other during them. I’m really getting sick of all this sex that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are having. Joe Biden does have a wife after all but I guess her pussy and titties aren’t good enough. I don’t blame him though if I was Joe Biden I would definitely do the same.
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If you jerk off in class, stop.
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If you jerk off in class, stop.
If you jerk off in class, stop. Wait til class is done, you’re home, in your room, and then you can masturbate. Less risks of being caught, less making the people around you uncomfortable, and less public indecency. If you do this in class, go to horny jail and stop. Just fucking stop. I hate public school. Teens, if you’re reading this, don’t do this. It’s creepy, illegal, and objectively wrong.
Edit: Alright a few people wanted to know why I posted this. I saw it happen and I’ve been creeped out since it happened (Wednesday) so I’m gonna tell the story:
I was in school. It was an average day. I was sitting doing math when I suddenly get an urge to lol to my left. I can’t explain it but I just knew I had to look to my left. I saw some kid in my class (I’ll call him Dave) masturbating to another student (Let’s call her Lily). Her friend saw Dave and told Lily. She was scared but kept quiet until class ended (She probably didn’t want to disturb class). At the end of class she told the teacher who got PISSED and made him go to the principals office. He is currently suspended and I heard he was grounded too. I wish this story was fake. High School where I live is one weird fuckin place.
I’ve seen it so much yet when I see it it’s still somehow a surprise. It’s not extremely rare but it’s not common. Fuck you Dave.
Edit 2: Alright everyone I gotta go to school in 20 minutes I can answer a few more comments!
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r2oc9i
If you jerk off in class, stop. Wait til class is done, you’re home, in your room, and then you can masturbate. Less risks of being caught, less making the people around you uncomfortable, and less public indecency. If you do this in class, go to horny jail and stop. Just fucking stop. I hate public school. Teens, if you’re reading this, don’t do this. It’s creepy, illegal, and objectively wrong.
Edit: Alright a few people wanted to know why I posted this. I saw it happen and I’ve been creeped out since it happened (Wednesday) so I’m gonna tell the story:
I was in school. It was an average day. I was sitting doing math when I suddenly get an urge to lol to my left. I can’t explain it but I just knew I had to look to my left. I saw some kid in my class (I’ll call him Dave) masturbating to another student (Let’s call her Lily). Her friend saw Dave and told Lily. She was scared but kept quiet until class ended (She probably didn’t want to disturb class). At the end of class she told the teacher who got PISSED and made him go to the principals office. He is currently suspended and I heard he was grounded too. I wish this story was fake. High School where I live is one weird fuckin place.
I’ve seen it so much yet when I see it it’s still somehow a surprise. It’s not extremely rare but it’s not common. Fuck you Dave.
Edit 2: Alright everyone I gotta go to school in 20 minutes I can answer a few more comments!
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My penis just saved my airpod
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Literally just happened as I am taking a shit.
I wanted to put in my airpods to watch something since thanksgiving kinda of destroyed my stomach, so I’m gonna be on the toilet for a while.
As I take out my airpods, one of them slips and I fear for my life that its gonna fall into the toilet.
But I dont hear a splash.
I look down and it got stuck between my thigh and the side of my penis, if I didnt have an extra inch or so of penis I definitely would’ve had it fall into the toilet.
It’s moments like these when I truly feel blessed.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r2o2c5
I wanted to put in my airpods to watch something since thanksgiving kinda of destroyed my stomach, so I’m gonna be on the toilet for a while.
As I take out my airpods, one of them slips and I fear for my life that its gonna fall into the toilet.
But I dont hear a splash.
I look down and it got stuck between my thigh and the side of my penis, if I didnt have an extra inch or so of penis I definitely would’ve had it fall into the toilet.
It’s moments like these when I truly feel blessed.
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I want to have sex with narendra modi
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can we rework the narendra modi so that she is canonically 18
it is NOT fair that I have to feel guilty every time I jerk off to him and Indra gandhi feet threesome with knight (good stats for the cost) just becuase the governent is corrupt l wants to make people pay for this stupid Ca$h bs freaking dogpoo country so please can we change her age to 18 or even more at this point i just want to jerk off i am desperate at this point
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it is NOT fair that I have to feel guilty every time I jerk off to him and Indra gandhi feet threesome with knight (good stats for the cost) just becuase the governent is corrupt l wants to make people pay for this stupid Ca$h bs freaking dogpoo country so please can we change her age to 18 or even more at this point i just want to jerk off i am desperate at this point
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My teacher has -9999999999999999 social credit 😳😐😹👎🤦♂️🗣🙄😱
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Today in history (I usually skip it because it is boring and I moderate the roblox hacking discord server or browse r/holup, way more pog than world war 11) my history teacher said we would be learning about China! I quickly got out my of seat and yelled “JOHN XIAN IS SO WHOLESOME!!” And my friend Pablo (aka DarkShadowKid~*) stood up and yelled “+5 SOCIAL CREDIT”. I quickly pulled up my iPhone 8 and played the red sun in the sky song. But my fr*cking teacher took my phone 😐😐😡🤬!! -8 social credit, so not pog. If my teacher was in my discord server I would demote him to muted and probably would kick him 🤣😁😹👎👁👄👁! Me and my friend sat down in rage as our teacher started out lesson. Then when I looked up at the project I almost lost my shit…IT SAID 1989!! NOTHING. HAPPENED. IN. 1989. 😐😐😐😐🤬🤬😡🖕🖕😡🤬🙄🙄🙄😬😬😑😬😐. I quickly got up and said to my teacher “YOU HAVE -9999999999999999” and pulled out my sks. I nodded to my friend Pablo and he stood up and took out his M1911 and said “YOUR EXECUTION DATE IS TODAY, NOT POG” we opened fire, blood sprayed and flies and went all over the wall. His head hit his keyboard and the sound reminded me of the vine boom sound effect 😹😳. The fake baby yodas started screaming and going everywhere. I am currently in a holding cell typing this with a slim Jim 😹😹😹😹😹😹
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From r/unpopularopinion
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Anatomy class should be done naked
Of course, at the college level where students are 18+. I mean let’s be honest, I think the grades would be much better if we were all sitting in the classroom naked. You could see the some muscle groups way better than if you had clothes on, plus we get to embrace body positivity.
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Of course, at the college level where students are 18+. I mean let’s be honest, I think the grades would be much better if we were all sitting in the classroom naked. You could see the some muscle groups way better than if you had clothes on, plus we get to embrace body positivity.
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I lost NNN to the thanksgiving turkey. (credit to u/peedfardedshidded in r/nonutnovember)
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I didn’t want it to happen I really didn’t. I’d been going so strong, I’d made it to day 25. Thats the longest I’ve ever made it. But then I saw her there. Golden brown. Ass stretched wide to receive the stuffing. I couldn’t control myself. The worst part is, my family’s planning on eating that turkey this evening.
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The atheist scedule.
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I get up 6 in the morning and scream at the Bible for the rest of the hour after that I go to work at NASA I'm the janitor. If I see anything related to religion during my daily routine I have a mental breakdown. After leaving work I go to McDonald's and see a little girl pray before eating her burger I start screaming and shouting at the little girl for spreading christian propaganda. After the police(bigot's) escort me out of the building I go and chat with my friends. After I'm done speaking to the cockroach on my floor I go to sleep.
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I lost NNN to the thanksgiving turkey
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I didn’t want it to happen I really didn’t. I’d been going so strong, I’d made it to day 25. Thats the longest I’ve ever made it. But then I saw her there. Golden brown. Ass stretched wide to receive the stuffing. I couldn’t control myself. The worst part is, my family’s planning on eating that turkey this evening.
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(NSFW) The games on pornhub ads that claim to make you cum in 20 seconds are fun!
The other day I was playing the game where you're Peter and you're plowing Louis. I thought it was gonna be stupid, but then I found myself playing it for over an hour!
Before that one I played the one where you're like a blue alien kinda thing balls deep into a green alien with big boobies. Again I was playing that one for well over an hour.
Those games are actually addicting and super fun. They've become my new go-to game when I have downtime.
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The other day I was playing the game where you're Peter and you're plowing Louis. I thought it was gonna be stupid, but then I found myself playing it for over an hour!
Before that one I played the one where you're like a blue alien kinda thing balls deep into a green alien with big boobies. Again I was playing that one for well over an hour.
Those games are actually addicting and super fun. They've become my new go-to game when I have downtime.
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ummm, im sorry?
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ummm, im sorry? reddit is actually a website for very high iq individuals, so im not surprised you wouldnt understand. we are a collective of very intelligent free-thinkers, so of course you'd have to turn to petty insults in order to put us down. you're just mad that you dont have the intelligence necessary in order to fit in with us. I am tracking down all of your online accounts as we speak, and once i find your sorry state of a reddit account, i WILL use the power i have as a moderator of r/atheism to PERMANENTLY ban you forever. have fun living the rest of your life in alabama you dirty little boy. have fun in hell.
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