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(NSFW) The games on pornhub ads that claim to make you cum in 20 seconds are fun!
The other day I was playing the game where you're Peter and you're plowing Louis. I thought it was gonna be stupid, but then I found myself playing it for over an hour!
Before that one I played the one where you're like a blue alien kinda thing balls deep into a green alien with big boobies. Again I was playing that one for well over an hour.
Those games are actually addicting and super fun. They've become my new go-to game when I have downtime.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r2fckb
The other day I was playing the game where you're Peter and you're plowing Louis. I thought it was gonna be stupid, but then I found myself playing it for over an hour!
Before that one I played the one where you're like a blue alien kinda thing balls deep into a green alien with big boobies. Again I was playing that one for well over an hour.
Those games are actually addicting and super fun. They've become my new go-to game when I have downtime.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r2fckb
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DID YOU JUST SAY DELTARUNE????
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‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING DELTARUNE REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 DELTARUNE IS THE BEST FUCKING INDIE GAME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 RALSEI IS SO CUTEEEEEEE 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤BIG SHOT BIG SHOT BIG SHOT BIG SHOT BIG SHOT BIG SHOT BIG SHOT BIG SHOT BIG SHOT 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
KRIS GET THE BANANA KRIS GET THE BANANA KRIS GET THE BANANA KRIS GET THE BANANA KRIS GET THE BANANA KRIS GET THE BANANA KRIS GET THE BANANA🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡 CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS 👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺POTASSIUM!🗿 🗿 POTASSIUM!🗿 🗿 POTASSIUM! POTASSIUM!🗿 POTASSIUM!🗿 POTASSIUM!🗿 🗿 POTASSIUM! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r2e9qo
KRIS GET THE BANANA KRIS GET THE BANANA KRIS GET THE BANANA KRIS GET THE BANANA KRIS GET THE BANANA KRIS GET THE BANANA KRIS GET THE BANANA🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡 CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS 👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺POTASSIUM!🗿 🗿 POTASSIUM!🗿 🗿 POTASSIUM! POTASSIUM!🗿 POTASSIUM!🗿 POTASSIUM!🗿 🗿 POTASSIUM! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿
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The games on pornhub ads that claim to make you cum in 20 seconds are fun!
The other day I was playing the game where you're Peter and you're plowing Louis. I thought it was gonna be stupid, but then I found myself playing it for over an hour!
Before that one I played the one where you're like a blue alien kinda thing balls deep into a green alien with big boobies. Again I was playing that one for well over an hour.
Those games are actually addicting and super fun. They've become my new go-to game when I have downtime.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r2dc61
The other day I was playing the game where you're Peter and you're plowing Louis. I thought it was gonna be stupid, but then I found myself playing it for over an hour!
Before that one I played the one where you're like a blue alien kinda thing balls deep into a green alien with big boobies. Again I was playing that one for well over an hour.
Those games are actually addicting and super fun. They've become my new go-to game when I have downtime.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r2dc61
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the SLUTTY PILGRIMS
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🍆HAPPY SPANKSGIVING💦
‼️ITS🍗 SPANKSGIVING 🍂 BITCHES‼️On this day 🗓 many years ago 😮 the SLUTTY 👠 PILGRIMS 🎩 sailed ⛵️ across the ASSlantic 🌊 HOEcean in a quest 👀to find 🔎 more 😍 COCKS 🍆 to SUCK! 👅 Together with the 😈 NAUGHTY 😈 NATIVES 👹, they gathered 👫 around the dinner table 🍽 and had 🎉 our nation’s very 1️⃣st GANG BANG! 👯♀️👯👯♂️ We honor 🙌🏻 their ORGY 😮 every year 📆 by giving THANKS 🙏🏼 to all 🥰 that’s important ❤️ to us: Family 👨👩👧👦, Friends 👬, Freedom 🇺🇸, and DICK! 🍆🌽👅 So grab your BUNS, 🍞✊👉👌squeeze those BREASTS, 🍗🔥🤲 and shove a cornaCOPIOUS 🌽🌽 amount of DICK 🍆 😩 into that hungry 😮 hungry HOLE! 🕳💓👅 Ladies 👯♀️, just like your 🦃 THOTSgiving 🦃 turkey, it’s time ⏰ to throw your legs 🤸🏼♀️in the air 🤸🏼♀️and prepare to get ➡️ STUFFED 🙀!
After dinner,🍴it’s time 😮 for CUMPKIN PIE!! 🥧 Show Daddy 👨🏽🦳 how 🙏🏼 thankful 🙏🏼 you are and LICKK 😛 his WishBONE 🦴 until he gets as HARD 🏔as PlyMOUTH rock ⛰ and shoots 💦 his HOMEADE GRAVY 🥣! 👅 Midnight 🌙 starts 😈 BLACK ⬛️ FRIDAY 🛍 so send 📤 this to 🔟 THOTS 💁🏻♀️you are thankful 🙏🏼 for! If you get 0️⃣ back, sail 🔙 to England 🖕🏻🤮 If you get 5️⃣ back, you’ll be getting your corn 🌽 CREAMED 😋🥰. Get 🔟 back or more, and the 🙀 BIGGEST, 🙀 GIRTHIEST, BLACK⚫️ FRIDAY 🍆 COCK 😱 is CUMMING 💦YOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT 🙀😍🙀😍🙀😍
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r2c7ej
‼️ITS🍗 SPANKSGIVING 🍂 BITCHES‼️On this day 🗓 many years ago 😮 the SLUTTY 👠 PILGRIMS 🎩 sailed ⛵️ across the ASSlantic 🌊 HOEcean in a quest 👀to find 🔎 more 😍 COCKS 🍆 to SUCK! 👅 Together with the 😈 NAUGHTY 😈 NATIVES 👹, they gathered 👫 around the dinner table 🍽 and had 🎉 our nation’s very 1️⃣st GANG BANG! 👯♀️👯👯♂️ We honor 🙌🏻 their ORGY 😮 every year 📆 by giving THANKS 🙏🏼 to all 🥰 that’s important ❤️ to us: Family 👨👩👧👦, Friends 👬, Freedom 🇺🇸, and DICK! 🍆🌽👅 So grab your BUNS, 🍞✊👉👌squeeze those BREASTS, 🍗🔥🤲 and shove a cornaCOPIOUS 🌽🌽 amount of DICK 🍆 😩 into that hungry 😮 hungry HOLE! 🕳💓👅 Ladies 👯♀️, just like your 🦃 THOTSgiving 🦃 turkey, it’s time ⏰ to throw your legs 🤸🏼♀️in the air 🤸🏼♀️and prepare to get ➡️ STUFFED 🙀!
After dinner,🍴it’s time 😮 for CUMPKIN PIE!! 🥧 Show Daddy 👨🏽🦳 how 🙏🏼 thankful 🙏🏼 you are and LICKK 😛 his WishBONE 🦴 until he gets as HARD 🏔as PlyMOUTH rock ⛰ and shoots 💦 his HOMEADE GRAVY 🥣! 👅 Midnight 🌙 starts 😈 BLACK ⬛️ FRIDAY 🛍 so send 📤 this to 🔟 THOTS 💁🏻♀️you are thankful 🙏🏼 for! If you get 0️⃣ back, sail 🔙 to England 🖕🏻🤮 If you get 5️⃣ back, you’ll be getting your corn 🌽 CREAMED 😋🥰. Get 🔟 back or more, and the 🙀 BIGGEST, 🙀 GIRTHIEST, BLACK⚫️ FRIDAY 🍆 COCK 😱 is CUMMING 💦YOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT 🙀😍🙀😍🙀😍
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r2c7ej
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Ben
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It started when an alien device did what it did
It stuck itself upon his wrist with secrets that it hid
Now he's got superpowers he's no ordinary kid
He's Ben 10
So if you see him you might be in for a big surprise
He'll turn into an alien before your very eyes
He's slimy, creepy, fast and strong
He's every shape and size
He's Ben 10
Armed with powers he's on the case
Fighting off evil from earth or space
He'll never stop till he makes them pay
'Cause he's the baddest kid to ever save day
Ben 10
B-B-B-Ben
B-B-B-Ben
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r2b400
It stuck itself upon his wrist with secrets that it hid
Now he's got superpowers he's no ordinary kid
He's Ben 10
So if you see him you might be in for a big surprise
He'll turn into an alien before your very eyes
He's slimy, creepy, fast and strong
He's every shape and size
He's Ben 10
Armed with powers he's on the case
Fighting off evil from earth or space
He'll never stop till he makes them pay
'Cause he's the baddest kid to ever save day
Ben 10
B-B-B-Ben
B-B-B-Ben
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r2b400
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Why the F*ck is there no GTS in the new Pokemon game? (Actual serious comment I found on a post)
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If there's no GTS it's utterly disgusting. The GTS was the only way for people with neurological or mental disablities or mental illness or socially awkward who are marginalized and isolated, who don't fit in and have no friends (because we still live in an hateful and ableist society that bullies, marginalize and isolate people who were born with disabilities through no choice or fault of their own and makes it hard for disabled and socially awkward people to make friends and fit in) to be able to trade with strangers around the world and do global trades and get the version exclusives and the trade evolutions.
Nintendo has gone from being inclusive to excluding an entire class of people and treating them like second-class citizens. If people like me are excluded from global trading with strangers and getting the Pokemon they want, why should I buy the game no matter how good the game seems to be? It really saddens me because I watched a playthrough online and liked what I saw, but if Nintendo won't give us the GTS and choose to keep further isolating marginalized people and make it impossible for us to connect on a global scale and get the Pokemon we want and to have this wonderful sense of community that we had back when we had a GTS, then they can't act surprised when some of us just won't buy the game and encourage this kind of exclusion and deplorable decision. I will not vote/go against my own interests and the interests of millions of isolated, marginalized, disabled, and socially awkward people around the world. We do not deserve this type of treatment.
Not only won't Nintendo be inclusive of marginalized groups who need socialization and a sense of community and a way to get the version exclusives and trade evolution (bringing back the GTS), but they also exclude LGBTQ people as well and even though they have "apologized" for it they just keep doing it:
[https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/video-games/nintendo-apologizes-omitting-gay-marriage-tomodachi-life-n101861](https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/video-games/nintendo-apologizes-omitting-gay-marriage-tomodachi-life-n101861)
[https://www.theverge.com/2014/5/9/5700636/nintendo-apologizes-for-leaving-same-sex-marriage-out-of-tomodachi](https://www.theverge.com/2014/5/9/5700636/nintendo-apologizes-for-leaving-same-sex-marriage-out-of-tomodachi)
[https://www.theverge.com/2014/5/8/5696104/nintendo-and-tomodachi-life](https://www.theverge.com/2014/5/8/5696104/nintendo-and-tomodachi-life)
[https://www.polygon.com/2014/5/7/5691280/tomodachi-life-same-sex-relationships-nintendo](https://www.polygon.com/2014/5/7/5691280/tomodachi-life-same-sex-relationships-nintendo)
Being a member of the LGBTQ community myself (I'm bi) and a person with disabilities, I feel excluded by Nintendo and I'm pretty sure that there are lots of other disabled and/or LGBTQ who feel the same way I do.
This whole thing just pisses me off so much...
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r2a2hd
Nintendo has gone from being inclusive to excluding an entire class of people and treating them like second-class citizens. If people like me are excluded from global trading with strangers and getting the Pokemon they want, why should I buy the game no matter how good the game seems to be? It really saddens me because I watched a playthrough online and liked what I saw, but if Nintendo won't give us the GTS and choose to keep further isolating marginalized people and make it impossible for us to connect on a global scale and get the Pokemon we want and to have this wonderful sense of community that we had back when we had a GTS, then they can't act surprised when some of us just won't buy the game and encourage this kind of exclusion and deplorable decision. I will not vote/go against my own interests and the interests of millions of isolated, marginalized, disabled, and socially awkward people around the world. We do not deserve this type of treatment.
Not only won't Nintendo be inclusive of marginalized groups who need socialization and a sense of community and a way to get the version exclusives and trade evolution (bringing back the GTS), but they also exclude LGBTQ people as well and even though they have "apologized" for it they just keep doing it:
[https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/video-games/nintendo-apologizes-omitting-gay-marriage-tomodachi-life-n101861](https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/video-games/nintendo-apologizes-omitting-gay-marriage-tomodachi-life-n101861)
[https://www.theverge.com/2014/5/9/5700636/nintendo-apologizes-for-leaving-same-sex-marriage-out-of-tomodachi](https://www.theverge.com/2014/5/9/5700636/nintendo-apologizes-for-leaving-same-sex-marriage-out-of-tomodachi)
[https://www.theverge.com/2014/5/8/5696104/nintendo-and-tomodachi-life](https://www.theverge.com/2014/5/8/5696104/nintendo-and-tomodachi-life)
[https://www.polygon.com/2014/5/7/5691280/tomodachi-life-same-sex-relationships-nintendo](https://www.polygon.com/2014/5/7/5691280/tomodachi-life-same-sex-relationships-nintendo)
Being a member of the LGBTQ community myself (I'm bi) and a person with disabilities, I feel excluded by Nintendo and I'm pretty sure that there are lots of other disabled and/or LGBTQ who feel the same way I do.
This whole thing just pisses me off so much...
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r2a2hd
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Discord conversation I had with my kitten! (I asked her for nudes!)
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Me: Hi, my little kittwen\~\~
her: hello
Me: How old r u bb grill\~\~😊😊
her: 14
Me: Cool\~\~ \*sniffs you\* rawrrrr\~\~ I'm 35
her: ok
Me: nudes pls
her: no
Me: nyaa OwO x3 rawr\~ \*notices big boobies\*
Me: C-Can I fondle ur tits OwO
her: no, leave me alone you creep
Me: Ugh, I guess what they say is true nice guys always finish last...😭😭
She later blocked me 😭😭😭😢😢😢😞😞😞😟😟😔😔😔😔😔😔😫😫😫
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r28twp
her: hello
Me: How old r u bb grill\~\~😊😊
her: 14
Me: Cool\~\~ \*sniffs you\* rawrrrr\~\~ I'm 35
her: ok
Me: nudes pls
her: no
Me: nyaa OwO x3 rawr\~ \*notices big boobies\*
Me: C-Can I fondle ur tits OwO
her: no, leave me alone you creep
Me: Ugh, I guess what they say is true nice guys always finish last...😭😭
She later blocked me 😭😭😭😢😢😢😞😞😞😟😟😔😔😔😔😔😔😫😫😫
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r28twp
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(NSFW) The games on pornhub ads that claim to make you cum in 20 seconds are fun!
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The other day I was playing the game where you're Peter and you're plowing Louis. I thought it was gonna be stupid, but then I found myself playing it for over an hour!
Before that one I played the one where you're like a blue alien kinda thing balls deep into a green alien with big boobies. Again I was playing that one for well over an hour.
Those games are actually addicting and super fun. They've become my new go-to game when I have downtime.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r26j5x
Before that one I played the one where you're like a blue alien kinda thing balls deep into a green alien with big boobies. Again I was playing that one for well over an hour.
Those games are actually addicting and super fun. They've become my new go-to game when I have downtime.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r26j5x
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British "people"
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You wanna fucking go? oi Bruv dont be talking shit down my endz fam yeah? You better watch were you stand or me and my donnys will come put a right knot in your guts. Ill pull up, shank you chef you up innit fam, getaway in my dinger while me mandems ride off on our bikes to play drill in the endz and go get a cheeky nandos. Dont ever let me hear you talk shit round here well come right over and show you what your worth. I got a leng one styll with a batty bunda bet you could never score like dat. Dont ever speak to me again I'll have you know I'm absolutely roaded. Walk off.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r25lsn
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r25lsn
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(NSFW) The games on pornhub ads that claim to make you cum in 20 seconds are fun! (From r/unpopularopinion)
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The other day I was playing the game where you're Peter and you're plowing Louis. I thought it was gonna be stupid, but then I found myself playing it for over an hour!
Before that one I played the one where you're like a blue alien kinda thing balls deep into a green alien with big boobies. Again I was playing that one for well over an hour.
Those games are actually addicting and super fun. They've become my new go-to game when I have downtime.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r23si7
Before that one I played the one where you're like a blue alien kinda thing balls deep into a green alien with big boobies. Again I was playing that one for well over an hour.
Those games are actually addicting and super fun. They've become my new go-to game when I have downtime.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r23si7
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Please put an NSFW tag on this.
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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r224pm
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r224pm
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Gobble time
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thanksgiving time🕐 to gobble 👏 gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol😜😜 dick 👌💋. back in 1⃣4⃣9⃣2⃣, our main bitch 💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty 👙👠 pilgrims 🏊🏊 had to 💦💦cum💦💦 to America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search for new dicks to suck 🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1⃣0⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 bitches or you won’t get any 💦 gravy 💦 this year. Get 5⃣ back and you’re a mashed potato hoe 😟. get 1⃣0⃣ back and you’re a sexy stuffing slut 😽😽. Happy cock 🐓 gobbling 👄 thursday 👌
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r2249r
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I lost NNN to the thanksgiving turkey.
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I didn’t want it to happen I really didn’t. I’d been going so strong, I’d made it to day 25. Thats the longest I’ve ever made it. But then I saw her there. Golden brown. Ass stretched wide to receive the stuffing. I couldn’t control myself. The worst part is, my family’s planning on eating that turkey this evening.
\-from r/nonutnovember
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r20l0w
\-from r/nonutnovember
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Happy Spanksgiving 🤪
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🍆HAPPY SPANKSGIVING💦
‼️ITS🍗 SPANKSGIVING 🍂 BITCHES‼️On this day 🗓 many years ago 😮 the SLUTTY 👠 PILGRIMS 🎩 sailed ⛵️ across the ASSlantic 🌊 HOEcean in a quest 👀to find 🔎 more 😍 COCKS 🍆 to SUCK! 👅 Together with the 😈 NAUGHTY 😈 NATIVES 👹, they gathered 👫 around the dinner table 🍽 and had 🎉 our nation’s very 1️⃣st GANG BANG! 👯♀️👯👯♂️ We honor 🙌🏻 their ORGY 😮 every year 📆 by giving THANKS 🙏🏼 to all 🥰 that’s important ❤️ to us: Family 👨👩👧👦, Friends 👬, Freedom 🇺🇸, and DICK! 🍆🌽👅 So grab your BUNS, 🍞✊👉👌squeeze those BREASTS, 🍗🔥🤲 and shove a cornaCOPIOUS 🌽🌽 amount of DICK 🍆 😩 into that hungry 😮 hungry HOLE! 🕳💓👅 Ladies 👯♀️, just like your 🦃 THOTSgiving 🦃 turkey, it’s time ⏰ to throw your legs 🤸🏼♀️in the air 🤸🏼♀️and prepare to get ➡️ STUFFED 🙀!
After dinner,🍴it’s time 😮 for CUMPKIN PIE!! 🥧 Show Daddy 👨🏽🦳 how 🙏🏼 thankful 🙏🏼 you are and LICKK 😛 his WishBONE 🦴 until he gets as HARD 🏔as PlyMOUTH rock ⛰ and shoots 💦 his HOMEADE GRAVY 🥣! 👅 Midnight 🌙 starts 😈 BLACK ⬛️ FRIDAY 🛍 so send 📤 this to 🔟 THOTS 💁🏻♀️you are thankful 🙏🏼 for! If you get 0️⃣ back, sail 🔙 to England 🖕🏻🤮 If you get 5️⃣ back, you’ll be getting your corn 🌽 CREAMED 😋🥰. Get 🔟 back or more, and the 🙀 BIGGEST, 🙀 GIRTHIEST, BLACK⚫️ FRIDAY 🍆 COCK 😱 is CUMMING 💦YOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT 🙀😍🙀😍🙀😍
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r1zlc8
‼️ITS🍗 SPANKSGIVING 🍂 BITCHES‼️On this day 🗓 many years ago 😮 the SLUTTY 👠 PILGRIMS 🎩 sailed ⛵️ across the ASSlantic 🌊 HOEcean in a quest 👀to find 🔎 more 😍 COCKS 🍆 to SUCK! 👅 Together with the 😈 NAUGHTY 😈 NATIVES 👹, they gathered 👫 around the dinner table 🍽 and had 🎉 our nation’s very 1️⃣st GANG BANG! 👯♀️👯👯♂️ We honor 🙌🏻 their ORGY 😮 every year 📆 by giving THANKS 🙏🏼 to all 🥰 that’s important ❤️ to us: Family 👨👩👧👦, Friends 👬, Freedom 🇺🇸, and DICK! 🍆🌽👅 So grab your BUNS, 🍞✊👉👌squeeze those BREASTS, 🍗🔥🤲 and shove a cornaCOPIOUS 🌽🌽 amount of DICK 🍆 😩 into that hungry 😮 hungry HOLE! 🕳💓👅 Ladies 👯♀️, just like your 🦃 THOTSgiving 🦃 turkey, it’s time ⏰ to throw your legs 🤸🏼♀️in the air 🤸🏼♀️and prepare to get ➡️ STUFFED 🙀!
After dinner,🍴it’s time 😮 for CUMPKIN PIE!! 🥧 Show Daddy 👨🏽🦳 how 🙏🏼 thankful 🙏🏼 you are and LICKK 😛 his WishBONE 🦴 until he gets as HARD 🏔as PlyMOUTH rock ⛰ and shoots 💦 his HOMEADE GRAVY 🥣! 👅 Midnight 🌙 starts 😈 BLACK ⬛️ FRIDAY 🛍 so send 📤 this to 🔟 THOTS 💁🏻♀️you are thankful 🙏🏼 for! If you get 0️⃣ back, sail 🔙 to England 🖕🏻🤮 If you get 5️⃣ back, you’ll be getting your corn 🌽 CREAMED 😋🥰. Get 🔟 back or more, and the 🙀 BIGGEST, 🙀 GIRTHIEST, BLACK⚫️ FRIDAY 🍆 COCK 😱 is CUMMING 💦YOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT 🙀😍🙀😍🙀😍
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🅱️izza 🅱️oy MAD
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“Every pizza you share looks like absolute shit, not even joking! You can see the cheap ingredients they use. You are an absolute dumbass when it comes to pizza & anyone who listens to your dumbass about pizza is a GD idiot too! Go to NYC & get a real pizza & stop eating cheap ingredients pizza! It's a 4 hour drive, it's 30 bucks & if you wanna pick it up it will be ready for you! Make sure you see some burn on, that's how you know it was cooked in the right kind of oven!”
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Visual novels are infantile, repetitive and typical anime fare resorting to the most irritable and unbelievable anime stereotypical female characters, topped with some incredibly grating voices alongside terrible dialogue and shitty stock footage backgrounds.
They willfully waste your time, not to further the story, but to provide me with the most value in the cheapest of ways - "playtime". The length of the praised games lead me to believe... the lure of the soap opera. Over and over again, I see people saying the games actually NEED to be verbose, repetitive and overly long, for you to bond with the characters. You need to play through "Extra" to care about what happens to the girls in "Alternative" and "Unlimited", you need to go through the painstakingly slow slice of life of "Higurashi" to fully appreciate them being offed, etc. Well, no. Good writing/narratives can make you bond with and care about a character in a couple of minutes at most. Look at Pixar's "Up". Yes, I cried in the first 5 minutes, and so did you. Using length to accomplish the same thing is nothing but a staple of bad writing. Yes, telenovelas are probably fun and rewarding once you've invested hours of your own time following the lives of the protagonists. They're still intellectual wastelands however and frankly, shit, when compared to stuff like "Breaking Bad", "Mad Men", "Sopranos" and I will think worse of you for wasting your time on it, and worse still for suggesting people should get into it too, that they just need to do the time like you have, that they shouldn't criticize it until they are as involved as you are... Don’t get me started with the problematic elements as well, oh boy…
They need to amount to something because stagnation and mediocrity must stop. I think consumers need to start holding the people making stories accountable more, and we need to start making better art. What better way to start but with the most bottom of the barrel trash medium of them all.
Btw, It’s not a difference in opinion, visual novels are objectively terrible and liking them is a moral wrong because you are contributing to a culture that doesn’t breed innovation but mediocrity. It also prevents people who know what they’re doing from receiving the recognition that they so sorely deserve which drives them out of the industry. A medium that breeds mediocrity and chases out people who are genuinely talented and passionate about what they’re doing is a terrible one that needs a complete overhaul. Consumers need to self reflect and stop supporting this garbage.
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They willfully waste your time, not to further the story, but to provide me with the most value in the cheapest of ways - "playtime". The length of the praised games lead me to believe... the lure of the soap opera. Over and over again, I see people saying the games actually NEED to be verbose, repetitive and overly long, for you to bond with the characters. You need to play through "Extra" to care about what happens to the girls in "Alternative" and "Unlimited", you need to go through the painstakingly slow slice of life of "Higurashi" to fully appreciate them being offed, etc. Well, no. Good writing/narratives can make you bond with and care about a character in a couple of minutes at most. Look at Pixar's "Up". Yes, I cried in the first 5 minutes, and so did you. Using length to accomplish the same thing is nothing but a staple of bad writing. Yes, telenovelas are probably fun and rewarding once you've invested hours of your own time following the lives of the protagonists. They're still intellectual wastelands however and frankly, shit, when compared to stuff like "Breaking Bad", "Mad Men", "Sopranos" and I will think worse of you for wasting your time on it, and worse still for suggesting people should get into it too, that they just need to do the time like you have, that they shouldn't criticize it until they are as involved as you are... Don’t get me started with the problematic elements as well, oh boy…
They need to amount to something because stagnation and mediocrity must stop. I think consumers need to start holding the people making stories accountable more, and we need to start making better art. What better way to start but with the most bottom of the barrel trash medium of them all.
Btw, It’s not a difference in opinion, visual novels are objectively terrible and liking them is a moral wrong because you are contributing to a culture that doesn’t breed innovation but mediocrity. It also prevents people who know what they’re doing from receiving the recognition that they so sorely deserve which drives them out of the industry. A medium that breeds mediocrity and chases out people who are genuinely talented and passionate about what they’re doing is a terrible one that needs a complete overhaul. Consumers need to self reflect and stop supporting this garbage.
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Less quality = more realistic
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I was watching a random video (because I always waste my time and never have the motivation to do anything) I was watching it at 144p (to save data because it consumes alot of data and my internet is too slow to load any higher quality) it was a video of a man driving very fast on a dangerous highway then suddenly (out of no where) he gets hit and the car explodes it scares me for a moment until I realise he was playing a video game and the quality of the video was so bad I couldn't tell that he was playing video game moral of the story watch videos at 144p for a better realistic experience of jerma985
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get fucking vaccinated
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Hi, if you are reading this essay then congratulations, you are still alive. And if you are alive, then you have either gotten the COVID-19 vaccine, or you still have the opportunity to get the vaccine against COVID-19. And holy fuck, if you aren’t fucking vaccinated against COVID-19, then you need to get fucking vaccinated right now. I mean, what the fuck? Fuck you. Get vaccinated. Fuck.
The fucking vaccine will not make you magnetic. Are you fucking kidding me? It just fucking won’t. That’s not even a fucking thing, and that lady who tried to pretend the vaccine made her fucking magnetic looked like a real fucking fuckwad and a fucking idiot, so get fucking vaccinated. Jesus. Fuck.
The vaccine also doesn’t have a fucking 5G chip in it. What the fuck do you think a fucking 5G chip is, fucknuts? You think it’s like some invisible nanotechnology they can suspend in a liquid and then just put in your fucking blood and then it what, exactly? Fucking floats around in your body going on Instagram and telling the government you went to the grocery store? No one fucking cares where you go, you absolute fucking fuck-barf. Fuck off with that. Fuck.
Oh, you’re afraid of fucking side effects? Fuck you. You know what has fucking side effects? Fucking aspirin, fucking Tylenol. You could be fucking allergic to pineapple, you fucking fuckwit. Everything has side effects. You’re being a big fucking baby with a huge diaper full of fucking diarrhea, complaining about maybe feeling slightly tired for a day or two while your asymptomatic COVID case you get and pass to some innocent fucking kid could wind up killing them or someone else. Fuck you, you fucking selfish fucking shit-banana, you unredeemable ass-caterpillar, you fucking fuck-knob with two fucks for eyes and a literal poop where your heart should be. You want a two-month-old to wind up on a fucking ventilator instead of you, a fucking adult, getting a fucking sore arm for a day? What are you, a pitcher for the Yankees? A fucking concert pianist? An arm model? Get the fuck out of here! Fuck you. Get vaccinated. Fuck. Fuck you!
You think vaccines don’t fucking work? Oh, fuck off into the trash, you attention-seeking fuckworm-faced shitbutt. This isn’t even a point worth discussing, you fuck-o-rama fuck-stival of ignorance. Vaccines got rid of smallpox and polio and all the other disgusting diseases that used to kill off little fucks like you *en masse*. Your relatives got fucking vaccinated and let you live, and now here you are signing up to be killed by a fucking disease against which there is a ninety-nine-percent effective vaccine. You fucking moron. Go in the fucking ocean and fuck a piranha. Fuck. Fuck that. Fuck you. Get vaccinated.
Oh, you say you have a genuine allergy or medical condition that prevents you from receiving a fucking vaccine? That’s fine. I’m clearly not talking to you. I fucking love you. Fuck.
Look, if you have been forwarded this essay from a friend or loved one, then there are two possibilities. Either you are a normal, regular, sensible fucking person like me who got fucking vaccinated at the first possible moment, and this essay channels all your fucking rage and sadness and is therefore cathartic OR, and I really hope this isn’t the fucking case, you AREN’T fucking vaccinated, and someone sent it to you because you fucking fucking fuck, you need to get fucking vaccinated. And rather than being fucking offended that someone is trying yet again to get you to take the fucking vaccine, you should understand that someone fucking loves you enough to try one last motherfucking time to get you to take the fucking vaccine before you fuck off to heaven, or hell, or some in-between place that’s just like a fucking mall or something where everything is free, including and especially the soft pretzels. So, congratulations! There is ONE person remaining in your life who wants to fucking save you from drowning in your own fucking lungs, you fucking fuckshit fuckdick, so for god’s sake, get your fucking ass out of your chair, go to the fucking pharmacy, and get a fucking vaccine, you absolute conscienceless fucking fuck fuck fuck. Get it. Get the fucking vaccine. Fuck you. Fuck fuck fuck. Fuck. Fuck you. Fuck
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The fucking vaccine will not make you magnetic. Are you fucking kidding me? It just fucking won’t. That’s not even a fucking thing, and that lady who tried to pretend the vaccine made her fucking magnetic looked like a real fucking fuckwad and a fucking idiot, so get fucking vaccinated. Jesus. Fuck.
The vaccine also doesn’t have a fucking 5G chip in it. What the fuck do you think a fucking 5G chip is, fucknuts? You think it’s like some invisible nanotechnology they can suspend in a liquid and then just put in your fucking blood and then it what, exactly? Fucking floats around in your body going on Instagram and telling the government you went to the grocery store? No one fucking cares where you go, you absolute fucking fuck-barf. Fuck off with that. Fuck.
Oh, you’re afraid of fucking side effects? Fuck you. You know what has fucking side effects? Fucking aspirin, fucking Tylenol. You could be fucking allergic to pineapple, you fucking fuckwit. Everything has side effects. You’re being a big fucking baby with a huge diaper full of fucking diarrhea, complaining about maybe feeling slightly tired for a day or two while your asymptomatic COVID case you get and pass to some innocent fucking kid could wind up killing them or someone else. Fuck you, you fucking selfish fucking shit-banana, you unredeemable ass-caterpillar, you fucking fuck-knob with two fucks for eyes and a literal poop where your heart should be. You want a two-month-old to wind up on a fucking ventilator instead of you, a fucking adult, getting a fucking sore arm for a day? What are you, a pitcher for the Yankees? A fucking concert pianist? An arm model? Get the fuck out of here! Fuck you. Get vaccinated. Fuck. Fuck you!
You think vaccines don’t fucking work? Oh, fuck off into the trash, you attention-seeking fuckworm-faced shitbutt. This isn’t even a point worth discussing, you fuck-o-rama fuck-stival of ignorance. Vaccines got rid of smallpox and polio and all the other disgusting diseases that used to kill off little fucks like you *en masse*. Your relatives got fucking vaccinated and let you live, and now here you are signing up to be killed by a fucking disease against which there is a ninety-nine-percent effective vaccine. You fucking moron. Go in the fucking ocean and fuck a piranha. Fuck. Fuck that. Fuck you. Get vaccinated.
Oh, you say you have a genuine allergy or medical condition that prevents you from receiving a fucking vaccine? That’s fine. I’m clearly not talking to you. I fucking love you. Fuck.
Look, if you have been forwarded this essay from a friend or loved one, then there are two possibilities. Either you are a normal, regular, sensible fucking person like me who got fucking vaccinated at the first possible moment, and this essay channels all your fucking rage and sadness and is therefore cathartic OR, and I really hope this isn’t the fucking case, you AREN’T fucking vaccinated, and someone sent it to you because you fucking fucking fuck, you need to get fucking vaccinated. And rather than being fucking offended that someone is trying yet again to get you to take the fucking vaccine, you should understand that someone fucking loves you enough to try one last motherfucking time to get you to take the fucking vaccine before you fuck off to heaven, or hell, or some in-between place that’s just like a fucking mall or something where everything is free, including and especially the soft pretzels. So, congratulations! There is ONE person remaining in your life who wants to fucking save you from drowning in your own fucking lungs, you fucking fuckshit fuckdick, so for god’s sake, get your fucking ass out of your chair, go to the fucking pharmacy, and get a fucking vaccine, you absolute conscienceless fucking fuck fuck fuck. Get it. Get the fucking vaccine. Fuck you. Fuck fuck fuck. Fuck. Fuck you. Fuck
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WHAT THE DOG DOING?
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Can't stop cum
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Help, 2 years, 4 months, 8 weeks, 2 days, 12 hours, 10 minutes, and 2 seconds ago I ejaculated, I thought to myself after around 4 seconds of cum still gushing out of my penis "Wow! This is a lot of cum" but it still hasn't stopped... Everyday I wake up, eat breakfast, head to work, get home, eat dinner, and go to bed, while simultaneously cumming! It's horrible and I want cum to stop gushing out of my dick, as if my dick was a cum pump, but it won't...
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