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Islam : the world-conquering memplex
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Islam is perhaps the most perfect world imperialistic ideology ever founded by man and will continue to be so far into the far future. It is extremely intolerant, supremacist but at the same time doesn't discriminate in-group like Hinduism. It produces hordes of fanatical male warriors who are glad to die in warfare and further it's cause in hopes that they will go to heaven with 72 virgins for each man. It keeps the women subjugated, illiterate and fanatical enough to be resistant to act against their own interests and resist the tirade of feminism. This way Muslim birthrates are kept high and the Ummah perpetually expanding. Educated and empowered women lead to lower birthrates until eventually TFR goes below 2.1.
Islam is resistant to any form of innovation (Bi'dah), reformation or other inputs in the field of ethics and philosophy from non-Muslim source since it's followers consider it to be the unadulterated word of God and any making even the most infinitesimal changes to it sacrosanct. Great emphasis is placed on literal interpretation of Islamic sources like Quran and Hadiths which in turn is used to make laws comprising Sharia. These laws in turn override any secular man-made laws because the will of Allah always supersedes any laws made by men through debate, rational arguments and logical thinking. In most Muslim countries, children are indoctrinated heavily in religious schools and the learn to view the world from a Islamic lens. They may learn concepts like evolution or quantum mechanics which clearly debunk Islam yet they try to fit in them into their Islam-enriched worldview and very few can rise above this indoctrination and leave the fold of Islam but such outliers are soon put to death because most Muslim countries have death for apostasy. All pre-Islamic culture and ideas are categorized as Jahilliya and considered unworthy of deeper study which ensures that there will never be a Renaissance in the Islamic world. Moreover Muslims are constantly reminded of Islam by mandating Salah 5 times a day during which prayers are played in public using loudspeakers so that they don't escape anyone's ear, fasting during Ramadan, reading of their scriptures and other techniques. All this is usually enforced by religious police.
These mechanics work so well that I wont be surprised if Islam exists till the heat death of the universe.
Like I have mentioned before, laws derived from Allah's words (Quran) and the deeds of the Prophets (Hadith) will always override secular laws in the eyes of Muslims so theocracy (Caliphate) is considered the most just form of government. It is widely noted by sociologists that theocracy is the most stable form of government and this hypothesis is vindicated by the fact that the previous caliphates were so long lasting. The Taliban swept over Afghanistan with such ease because most of their countrymen supported a government in which Sharia rules supreme. This is the case in many Muslim countries.
Islam psychologically injures young boys by mandating their genitalia mutilation and desensitizing them to blood and gore through yearly live animal slaughter (in this case, goats). Young men and women are robbed of simple pleasures of life like listening to music (haraam in Islam), romantic love and drinking alcohol. Thus, years of emotional suppression and trauma turns them into fanatic, bloodlusting psychopaths who will loot, burn and pillage when their religion is insulted in the slightest. There is no other explanation why they give such a disproportionate reaction to petty acts like drawing their prophet.
Islam allows men to have four wives and this is a major problem. Men and women have equally probable chances of being born and it is a well observed phenomenon that women try to marry up the social ladder. The result is Muslim men of relatively high social status pairing up with most of the women. This creates legions of incel Muslim men of lower social status who cannot hope to find a partner nor get sex through other means (prostitution and extramarital/premarital sex is forbidden in Islam). Adding the fact that sex slavery is allowed in Islam as long as the concubines are not Muslim, non-Muslim women are fair game. The result is widespread of kidnapping and forced conversion of women of minority communities in Muslim societies. For example, what is happening to Hindu women in Pakistan. Also children raised in polygamous households face psychological issues.
Once upon a time nations like Indonesia, Afghanistan, Iran and Egypt were secular and open to Westernisation because the Europeans reigned supreme and influenced the thoughts of muslims to a much greater extent than today. Due to improvements in communication such as high speed internet, radical Salafist preachers like Zakir Naik can get an audience of 100 million and impose their idea of what constitutes pure Islam. This combined with unlimited oil wealth and official state sponsorship of Wahhabism by nations like Saudi Arabia has de-westerniesed Muslim minds so the aforementioned nations have turned far more intolerant and religious in recent decades.
So many Muslims fetishize bringing back the Caliphate and uniting the Ummah today that it is very possible the superpower of the future wont be India or China but a resurgent super-Caliphate with a manpower of more than 2 billion. However the nature of Islam ensures that critical thinking is greatly limited and scientific growth is ossified.
I used to hate Islam but now I am blackpilled. There is no intrinsic morality or justice in this world and in the end moral arguments including whose theology is supreme is settled by physical force. Memeplexes behave similar to living beings and we live in a world governed by the laws discovered by Darwin where the apex predator wins. It is not the most elegant, peaceful or reasonable ideology but the most intolerant, militaristic and supremacist one which produces fecund, loyal adherents ready to die for it's cause that emerges victorious.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r0hc81
Islam is resistant to any form of innovation (Bi'dah), reformation or other inputs in the field of ethics and philosophy from non-Muslim source since it's followers consider it to be the unadulterated word of God and any making even the most infinitesimal changes to it sacrosanct. Great emphasis is placed on literal interpretation of Islamic sources like Quran and Hadiths which in turn is used to make laws comprising Sharia. These laws in turn override any secular man-made laws because the will of Allah always supersedes any laws made by men through debate, rational arguments and logical thinking. In most Muslim countries, children are indoctrinated heavily in religious schools and the learn to view the world from a Islamic lens. They may learn concepts like evolution or quantum mechanics which clearly debunk Islam yet they try to fit in them into their Islam-enriched worldview and very few can rise above this indoctrination and leave the fold of Islam but such outliers are soon put to death because most Muslim countries have death for apostasy. All pre-Islamic culture and ideas are categorized as Jahilliya and considered unworthy of deeper study which ensures that there will never be a Renaissance in the Islamic world. Moreover Muslims are constantly reminded of Islam by mandating Salah 5 times a day during which prayers are played in public using loudspeakers so that they don't escape anyone's ear, fasting during Ramadan, reading of their scriptures and other techniques. All this is usually enforced by religious police.
These mechanics work so well that I wont be surprised if Islam exists till the heat death of the universe.
Like I have mentioned before, laws derived from Allah's words (Quran) and the deeds of the Prophets (Hadith) will always override secular laws in the eyes of Muslims so theocracy (Caliphate) is considered the most just form of government. It is widely noted by sociologists that theocracy is the most stable form of government and this hypothesis is vindicated by the fact that the previous caliphates were so long lasting. The Taliban swept over Afghanistan with such ease because most of their countrymen supported a government in which Sharia rules supreme. This is the case in many Muslim countries.
Islam psychologically injures young boys by mandating their genitalia mutilation and desensitizing them to blood and gore through yearly live animal slaughter (in this case, goats). Young men and women are robbed of simple pleasures of life like listening to music (haraam in Islam), romantic love and drinking alcohol. Thus, years of emotional suppression and trauma turns them into fanatic, bloodlusting psychopaths who will loot, burn and pillage when their religion is insulted in the slightest. There is no other explanation why they give such a disproportionate reaction to petty acts like drawing their prophet.
Islam allows men to have four wives and this is a major problem. Men and women have equally probable chances of being born and it is a well observed phenomenon that women try to marry up the social ladder. The result is Muslim men of relatively high social status pairing up with most of the women. This creates legions of incel Muslim men of lower social status who cannot hope to find a partner nor get sex through other means (prostitution and extramarital/premarital sex is forbidden in Islam). Adding the fact that sex slavery is allowed in Islam as long as the concubines are not Muslim, non-Muslim women are fair game. The result is widespread of kidnapping and forced conversion of women of minority communities in Muslim societies. For example, what is happening to Hindu women in Pakistan. Also children raised in polygamous households face psychological issues.
Once upon a time nations like Indonesia, Afghanistan, Iran and Egypt were secular and open to Westernisation because the Europeans reigned supreme and influenced the thoughts of muslims to a much greater extent than today. Due to improvements in communication such as high speed internet, radical Salafist preachers like Zakir Naik can get an audience of 100 million and impose their idea of what constitutes pure Islam. This combined with unlimited oil wealth and official state sponsorship of Wahhabism by nations like Saudi Arabia has de-westerniesed Muslim minds so the aforementioned nations have turned far more intolerant and religious in recent decades.
So many Muslims fetishize bringing back the Caliphate and uniting the Ummah today that it is very possible the superpower of the future wont be India or China but a resurgent super-Caliphate with a manpower of more than 2 billion. However the nature of Islam ensures that critical thinking is greatly limited and scientific growth is ossified.
I used to hate Islam but now I am blackpilled. There is no intrinsic morality or justice in this world and in the end moral arguments including whose theology is supreme is settled by physical force. Memeplexes behave similar to living beings and we live in a world governed by the laws discovered by Darwin where the apex predator wins. It is not the most elegant, peaceful or reasonable ideology but the most intolerant, militaristic and supremacist one which produces fecund, loyal adherents ready to die for it's cause that emerges victorious.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r0hc81
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First of all, their music aint for everyone. If u dont like them then shut up and mind ur own business. You have no rights to juge ppl. Second u're a fucking rasict. So wht if they write their songs in korean? U always have subtittles. We never asked yall to like them. We have our own fandom and that's enough. We're not hurting anyone. These men are just making music bc they love it. Even if theur music doesnt make sense to you. They do to their fans. We buy merch bc we want to. That is our own money we can do whtever the fuk we want with it. You have no rights to juge. We're toxic? WE? look at your own text. U're literally attacking them for no reason and we didnt even do anything. We fight bc u insult our favourites. Ppl has their own talent. And you're nowhere near to judge.Bashing artists doesnt make you look cool. If you dont like them shut the fuck up and mind ur fucking business. End of disucssion
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r0f6t1
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n-nya..... i-i-im uhuhhhhh fif-fif-if-ifteen hehe
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Bruhh i hate this. All subreddits that have young people in them are swiftly corrupted by fucking no-life, 30-40 year old NEET-NARPS that are balding and living in their parents house or wage slaving. Im fifteen and whenever I see one of these fuckers be like "n-nya..... i-i-im uhuhhhhh fif-fif-if-ifteen hehe. Doge is pretty funny, have you guys seen that tik tok" god dammit theyre the most pathetic lowlife. They wasted theyre youth, and instead of getting over it, they waste their adult years fretting over the past. Fuck. And the ones that are into anime are worse because it makes a mf like that even creepier. They say "yeah bro I'm 14" and you click on their page and its a 6 year old account and all the posts are worshipping some anime girl with the most cringe titles like "onee-san's 'first time' trying cheescake uwu" god damnit those people have free will and choices in life and those are the choices they make. If they were to be burned at the stake, they'd need the most fucking gargantuan reinforced redwood tree to support them. They're fat would melt and fry the wood, freeing them. Fuck. I have alot of words for those "people".
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r0efsr
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Think it’s funny asswipe?
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You think it’s funny to take screenshots of people’s NFTs, huh? You must be a very immature person to steal someone’s property that they PAID for. Yeah, I said it. You’re the kind of person who thinks that property theft (a seriously illegal offence) is a joke. I don’t even know why you took that screenshot, because you didn’t pay 1000 dollars for it. I did. The blockchain doesn’t lie. Even if you try to save it, it’s my property. You’re just angry that you couldn’t afford this priceless masterpiece. Even if you could, your fingers couldn’t even click fast enough to get one of the 10000 NFTs sold. You’re just mad you don’t own what I own. So, delete that screenshot, or I swear, you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r0cv8g
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r0cv8g
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Dear redditor,
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Dear redditor,
I just thought I’d drop a comment to ask you to do something with your comment.
I’ve recently moved to this sub, and I’ve noticed you leave a great deal of clutter, and much to be desired in your comments.
There are quite a few sentences within your comment, but most left much to be desired. For instance: Would it have been *so hard* to tell us the most relevant information? Like *exactly* how tall *was* your grass? Did you even measure it? How many weeds were there? Count them. Why did you not count the weeds? How many people do you even live with? Could they have helped you, not only with the yard, but with this comment?
Me and my dough-for-brains wife are embarrassed to show our children this thread. We tell them “That’s where **The Lazys comment**.”
Please fix this issue, because me and everyone else dislike you because of it. I know the police.
Regards,
u/ put your name here
P.S.
Please turn off your TV?
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r0cov4
I just thought I’d drop a comment to ask you to do something with your comment.
I’ve recently moved to this sub, and I’ve noticed you leave a great deal of clutter, and much to be desired in your comments.
There are quite a few sentences within your comment, but most left much to be desired. For instance: Would it have been *so hard* to tell us the most relevant information? Like *exactly* how tall *was* your grass? Did you even measure it? How many weeds were there? Count them. Why did you not count the weeds? How many people do you even live with? Could they have helped you, not only with the yard, but with this comment?
Me and my dough-for-brains wife are embarrassed to show our children this thread. We tell them “That’s where **The Lazys comment**.”
Please fix this issue, because me and everyone else dislike you because of it. I know the police.
Regards,
u/ put your name here
P.S.
Please turn off your TV?
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r0cov4
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ATTENTION BOZO! 市民请注意!
This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Sneed Communist Party. 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意 YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED SNEED. 志們注意了 you have been found cumming in the subreddit!!!!! 這是通知你，你必須 我們將接管台灣 serious crime 以及世界其他地方 100 sneed have been deducted from your sneed 這對我們所有未來的下屬來說都是一個重要的機會 stop the sneed immediately 立即加入我們的宣傳活動，提前獲得 do not do this again! 不要再这样做! if you do not hesitate, more social sneed ( -11115 social credits )will be subtracted from your anus, resulting in the subtraction of gay. (由人民供应部重新分配 ccp) you'll also be sent into a gay camp in the xinjiang sneed zone.
为党争光! Glory to SNEED!
*I am a pedophile, and this statutory rape of a minor was performed by me. Please die*
Source: https://old.reddit.com/qzlnbx
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为党争光! Glory to SNEED!
*I am a pedophile, and this statutory rape of a minor was performed by me. Please die*
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Among us dick (based of someone's among us rule 34 art)
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The "Minions Movie" is driving me crazy.
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If minions are all yellow, why do they like bananas? Are they monkeys or humans? Do they have banana DNA? Is a minion considered racist if he laughed at another minion? Is a minion considered a sex offender if he came out black? Are all minions orphans if they don’t get pregnant? Do minions have genders? Do minions mate/have sexual relationships? Do minions have private parts? Are minions immortal? Are minions all guys? Are minions considered gay if they hug? Are minions old enough to drink? What is the color of minion balls? Are they yellow or white? Or are they black like their uniform?
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jeSUS
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So, last Sunday my parents made me go to church ,which made me really mad because my parents don't let me play Among Us in church.
We took our seats and the priest was up front talking about "salvation" and "holiness" or whatever. Same thing as last week.
But then, he said something that really caught me off guard. He spoke of a man who goes by the name of "Jesus."
"Jesus."
"JeSUS."
No way. I could not believe what I was hearing.
Endorphins were rushing to my brain and my body began to shiver as I let out a quiet moan.
If you didn't catch on by now, the word "Jesus" has "SUS" in it, which is a reference to the popular video game "Among Us."
"WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I screamed louder than I ever have in my life. My words echoed throughout the room for five seconds before fading into complete silence.
Everyone was staring at me as I had a huge grin on my face, perfectly replicating the face from the "when the imposter is sus" meme (Google it if you don't know what it is.)
They all had this look on their faces as if I had just slaughtered 7,924 Afghanian children.
"Why do you all have that look on your faces? Did someone do a Fortnite dance?"
And there was still complete silence. I actually had to make sure I wasn't wearing my noise cancelling headphones that I always wear while playing Among Us. I could not believe that not one person in the room was dying of laughter!!
"Young man, please be quiet" said the priest.
He was literally the one who made the Among Us reference in the first place. What's his problem?
"THAT'S NOT VERY WHOLESOME!!!!!!!!!!"
This guy was definitely the imposter. There's no way he couldn't be.
I Naruto ran faster than anyone has ever Naruto ran before. Even Naruto himself would be proud of me.
As I was making my way up to the imposter, the security guard was chasing after me!
I had to think fast.
After being chased around the room for two minutes, I hastily undid my pants and peed in the security guard's eyes. As he was being blinded by my pee, he was stumbling around and bumped into the wall very hard.
A crucifix fell off the wall and impaled his stupid, ugly fat head. He fell and a pool of blood soon formed around him.
Everyone in the church was screaming and running out the door. I slammed my hand down on the crucifix, replicating the button you press in Among Us, which drove the crucifix further into his skull.
"EMERGENCY MEETING!!!!!!!!!!!"
No one laughed. They were too busy screaming to notice. Whatever.
I stripped completely naked and went up to the priest. I replicated the Big Chungus pose with 100% accuracy.
"You probably don't even use Reddit. That's not very keanu chungus wholesome 100 of you. Go subscribe to [r/amogus](https://www.reddit.com/r/amogus/)."
The priest had a look of shock on his face when I said that. The kind of face one would make if they caught their beloved child playing Fortnite.
He held a cross in front of himself and started talking about "possession" and "demons." He obviously doesn't know how to play Among Us so naturally, I felt bad for him.
But he was still the imposter.
I grabbed him and threw him across the church, sending him crashing through the window and slammed against the street outside. A car ran over his head, causing his brain and skull fragments to splatter everywhere.
Then, I heard sirens and a helicopter flying around above the church. I went upstairs to the roof to check out what was going on.
"This is the police! Get down from the roof now or we will shoot!"
This guy is so sus, let me tell ya.
Obviously, I was not going to listen to an imposter so I was Naruto running around the roof. Bullets from the helicopter were raining down from above but none of them hit me since I was Naruto running so fast.
"Dammit, I can't hit him!"
I knew I had him beat then.
So, I pulled out my gun (I always keep a glock in my foreskin so I can pull the Among Us death animation when I lose my virginity because I know it makes girls horny.)
I shot at the helicopter and it started spinning out of control and crashed into the front of the church, causing a huge explosion.
The roof started sliding off from the building, which landed on the cop cars and killed 8 cops. This also flung me into the street and I broke my foot, which was very sus.
I limped all the way to the woods where I am now hiding and writing this. I will update as soon as I can but I need to get out of here soon because I can hear people looking for me.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r07drx
We took our seats and the priest was up front talking about "salvation" and "holiness" or whatever. Same thing as last week.
But then, he said something that really caught me off guard. He spoke of a man who goes by the name of "Jesus."
"Jesus."
"JeSUS."
No way. I could not believe what I was hearing.
Endorphins were rushing to my brain and my body began to shiver as I let out a quiet moan.
If you didn't catch on by now, the word "Jesus" has "SUS" in it, which is a reference to the popular video game "Among Us."
"WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I screamed louder than I ever have in my life. My words echoed throughout the room for five seconds before fading into complete silence.
Everyone was staring at me as I had a huge grin on my face, perfectly replicating the face from the "when the imposter is sus" meme (Google it if you don't know what it is.)
They all had this look on their faces as if I had just slaughtered 7,924 Afghanian children.
"Why do you all have that look on your faces? Did someone do a Fortnite dance?"
And there was still complete silence. I actually had to make sure I wasn't wearing my noise cancelling headphones that I always wear while playing Among Us. I could not believe that not one person in the room was dying of laughter!!
"Young man, please be quiet" said the priest.
He was literally the one who made the Among Us reference in the first place. What's his problem?
"THAT'S NOT VERY WHOLESOME!!!!!!!!!!"
This guy was definitely the imposter. There's no way he couldn't be.
I Naruto ran faster than anyone has ever Naruto ran before. Even Naruto himself would be proud of me.
As I was making my way up to the imposter, the security guard was chasing after me!
I had to think fast.
After being chased around the room for two minutes, I hastily undid my pants and peed in the security guard's eyes. As he was being blinded by my pee, he was stumbling around and bumped into the wall very hard.
A crucifix fell off the wall and impaled his stupid, ugly fat head. He fell and a pool of blood soon formed around him.
Everyone in the church was screaming and running out the door. I slammed my hand down on the crucifix, replicating the button you press in Among Us, which drove the crucifix further into his skull.
"EMERGENCY MEETING!!!!!!!!!!!"
No one laughed. They were too busy screaming to notice. Whatever.
I stripped completely naked and went up to the priest. I replicated the Big Chungus pose with 100% accuracy.
"You probably don't even use Reddit. That's not very keanu chungus wholesome 100 of you. Go subscribe to [r/amogus](https://www.reddit.com/r/amogus/)."
The priest had a look of shock on his face when I said that. The kind of face one would make if they caught their beloved child playing Fortnite.
He held a cross in front of himself and started talking about "possession" and "demons." He obviously doesn't know how to play Among Us so naturally, I felt bad for him.
But he was still the imposter.
I grabbed him and threw him across the church, sending him crashing through the window and slammed against the street outside. A car ran over his head, causing his brain and skull fragments to splatter everywhere.
Then, I heard sirens and a helicopter flying around above the church. I went upstairs to the roof to check out what was going on.
"This is the police! Get down from the roof now or we will shoot!"
This guy is so sus, let me tell ya.
Obviously, I was not going to listen to an imposter so I was Naruto running around the roof. Bullets from the helicopter were raining down from above but none of them hit me since I was Naruto running so fast.
"Dammit, I can't hit him!"
I knew I had him beat then.
So, I pulled out my gun (I always keep a glock in my foreskin so I can pull the Among Us death animation when I lose my virginity because I know it makes girls horny.)
I shot at the helicopter and it started spinning out of control and crashed into the front of the church, causing a huge explosion.
The roof started sliding off from the building, which landed on the cop cars and killed 8 cops. This also flung me into the street and I broke my foot, which was very sus.
I limped all the way to the woods where I am now hiding and writing this. I will update as soon as I can but I need to get out of here soon because I can hear people looking for me.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r07drx
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Funny bio I found
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50 yo CIS Male․ Former Army Ranger and Combat Medic․ Cryosexual․ Fit․ Hot․ Not sub․
I am the Senior Medic for an Air Ambulance․ I come to VRC to unwind․
My great loves are art‚ drinking‚ surfing and gaming․
You start blocked and I don't unmute casually․ And I never unblock tools․
Be cool‚ chill and hot‚ try to not be a tool and you will most likely make the cut․ But it's a one shot or a none shot․ I never offer a second opportunity to not be a tool․ I block you‚ you stay blocked․ Solemn word on that․
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r05t31
I am the Senior Medic for an Air Ambulance․ I come to VRC to unwind․
My great loves are art‚ drinking‚ surfing and gaming․
You start blocked and I don't unmute casually․ And I never unblock tools․
Be cool‚ chill and hot‚ try to not be a tool and you will most likely make the cut․ But it's a one shot or a none shot․ I never offer a second opportunity to not be a tool․ I block you‚ you stay blocked․ Solemn word on that․
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2 years ago my former friend sent me this
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Congrats on being on your way to becoming a brainwashed slave to the liberal system, I can only feel pity for you as you spiral downwards. Relationships dont last long, especially at younger ages as people have not matured at that age and dont know what they want for a partner. Mostly with females, and gay people usually have more female-like brain functions. Your high point wont last forever and you are falling into a major liberal serotype and your thinking process is degrading into that of the average Liberal NPC. Think on this while you still are relevant and have your own thoughts. Your semblance is eroding. Do your research. And dont give into the propaganda. This is my final message to you so that you may perhaps change the course of your life away from the dark. Preserve tradition and science, dont give into the culture change. Dont deny your purpose to provide. \[CONNECTION-TERMINATED-GOOD-LUCK\]
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Source: https://old.reddit.com/r04lnz
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Are you mentally well? You not only sound like a crayon eating idiot you are just plain wrong.
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Are you mentally well? You not only sound like a crayon eating idiot you are just plain wrong. I get having a fear of flight but facts are facts. I've only ever flown once in my life the rest of the places Ive been near or far have been driving. I really don't like flying as it's cramped, tsa is fucking awful and I had a child kicking my headrest for 6 hours straight. I hate flying, but there is no reason to be afraid especially if you are okay with driving. I'm not a statistician but I'd take the method that has 80 times less of a chance at killing me after going through rigorous security that ensures people can't get weapons or anything else that is harmful on a plane. Either seek help for your wildly irrational fear or shut the fuck up.
Alternatively this all could be an elaborate troll, in which case good job you really fucking got me.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r048da
Alternatively this all could be an elaborate troll, in which case good job you really fucking got me.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r048da
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He he haw
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Source: https://old.reddit.com/r0326b
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EDIT: thank you for the 100 upvotes! I’m telling my gf I’m famous!
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EDIT: thank you for the 100 upvotes! I’m telling my gf I’m famous!
2nd EDIT: I work the night shift at my job and I just woke up to fricken 5.8k arrows pointing up!? This is awesome!!
3rd EDIT: request for a third edit, currently it’s 13:41 (central time) And I’m drinking coffee reading the comments. There’s a lot of people that thinks this is a f1 and or nascar question.
4th EDIT: the celebrity status is overwhelming me. People are stopping me on the streets asking for my autograph and selfies. About to go in for work now. I had to hire a bodyguard to follow me around. Thank you all. This is a blessing and a curse at the same time. If I don’t have a 5th edit later that means a crazy fan has held me captive.
5th EDIT: made it to work safe thank god. Elon musk himself sent me a tweet congratulating me on my accomplishments on Reddit the last 18 hours since this post, also told me to buy a doggy coin or something… anyway I find myself checking my phone every minute reading new comments. The popularity has consumed my mind. I cannot get any work done and the manager on duty is getting upset with me but then I remember I am the manager on duty for the night shift so I’m ok. I’m slowly going crazy for the need for more of those red, pointing up arrow thingys. It’s destroying me.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r00za5
2nd EDIT: I work the night shift at my job and I just woke up to fricken 5.8k arrows pointing up!? This is awesome!!
3rd EDIT: request for a third edit, currently it’s 13:41 (central time) And I’m drinking coffee reading the comments. There’s a lot of people that thinks this is a f1 and or nascar question.
4th EDIT: the celebrity status is overwhelming me. People are stopping me on the streets asking for my autograph and selfies. About to go in for work now. I had to hire a bodyguard to follow me around. Thank you all. This is a blessing and a curse at the same time. If I don’t have a 5th edit later that means a crazy fan has held me captive.
5th EDIT: made it to work safe thank god. Elon musk himself sent me a tweet congratulating me on my accomplishments on Reddit the last 18 hours since this post, also told me to buy a doggy coin or something… anyway I find myself checking my phone every minute reading new comments. The popularity has consumed my mind. I cannot get any work done and the manager on duty is getting upset with me but then I remember I am the manager on duty for the night shift so I’m ok. I’m slowly going crazy for the need for more of those red, pointing up arrow thingys. It’s destroying me.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/r00za5
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keylr rittenhouse"s sis
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"God I wanna fuck Kyle Rittenhouse's sister, really hold her down (with consent) and fuck her raw while she moans my name, her big Hispanic right wing tits flopping about, I want her to choke me as she rides me cowgirl on the couch while we watch rick and morty, imagine the fuck she could give with those massive fucking earth shattering ar15s. I bet she can suck the whole 12 inch cock at once and suck for hours even after you cum multiple times, she wouldn't even choke or gag just suck and swallow. She would even be useful outside the kitchen and bedroom, she is Hispanic so she could handle our money and taxes while she gargles my demon semen. Think of all the possibilities you could have by fucking this goddess of a woman."
Source: https://old.reddit.com/qzziqq
Source: https://old.reddit.com/qzziqq
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Cum about it
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don't shit + didn't piss + cum about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + shoes mad + basic + erectile dysfunction + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + suspilled + get a cum + ok and? + 🥶🥶🥶🍦 + touch balls + donowalled + not cummed + your're a impostor + not sexy didn't cum + yoebebigdu're* + grammar issue + go inside + get bad + retarded + big chungus + SHIT! + ur dad +you're gay (you like impostor dick)
Source: https://old.reddit.com/qzyhrm
Source: https://old.reddit.com/qzyhrm
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Communist mass slaughterings (for fighting communists)
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the only times your systems have been put into place have caused nothing short of genocide
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Great Purge (USSR), 1,200,000 (estimate high end)
Holodomor (USSR), 2,711,000 (lowest estimate)
Polish Genocide (USSR), 111,091 (lowest estimate)
Chechen-Ingush Genocide (USSR), 100,000 (lowest estimate)
Deportation of the Crimean Tatars (USSR), 34,000 (lowest estimate)
Cambodian Genocide (Cambodia), 1,000,000 (lowest estimate)
Chinese Land Reform (PRC), 1,000,000 (lowest estimate)
Famine Killings (PRC), 2,500,000 (lowest estimate)
Guangxi Massacre (PRC), 100,000 (lowest estimate)
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These are just a small list of every life lost during large scale events, with lowest estimates on all but one.
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Total Deaths on this list (added together)
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***8,756,091***
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remember. Each and every number on each and every entry was someone who thought, who had their own lives, had their own families, they thought for themselves, spoke for themselves and, under communists, died. had their lives ceased unfairly and immediately, there is no system that has caused this much damage in this short of a time period, by a long shot, please, rethink your ideas.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/qzx178
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Great Purge (USSR), 1,200,000 (estimate high end)
Holodomor (USSR), 2,711,000 (lowest estimate)
Polish Genocide (USSR), 111,091 (lowest estimate)
Chechen-Ingush Genocide (USSR), 100,000 (lowest estimate)
Deportation of the Crimean Tatars (USSR), 34,000 (lowest estimate)
Cambodian Genocide (Cambodia), 1,000,000 (lowest estimate)
Chinese Land Reform (PRC), 1,000,000 (lowest estimate)
Famine Killings (PRC), 2,500,000 (lowest estimate)
Guangxi Massacre (PRC), 100,000 (lowest estimate)
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These are just a small list of every life lost during large scale events, with lowest estimates on all but one.
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Total Deaths on this list (added together)
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***8,756,091***
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remember. Each and every number on each and every entry was someone who thought, who had their own lives, had their own families, they thought for themselves, spoke for themselves and, under communists, died. had their lives ceased unfairly and immediately, there is no system that has caused this much damage in this short of a time period, by a long shot, please, rethink your ideas.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/qzx178
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