The year is 20XX. All memes are sourced from Reddit. The only means to create meaningful and achievable entertainment using a singular image is with a relatable notion coupled with a singular subtitled frame of video from the Avengers movies. Any other meme template ever introduced had been sucked dry by the meme connoisseurs and no longer holds any significance in comparison to Avengers memes. We now resort to milking every sentence spoken by Thanos and every frame of video that depicts Thanos within every meme crevice of the world for the sole individualistic purpose of gaining likability or Karma. Posting Thanos saying "Perfectly balanced, as all things should be." is optimal, and posting anyone else from the Avengers movies such as the Hulk saying "I see this as an absolute win!" is suboptimal. The title of each meme post made by someone is either a personal response to their own meme or a vague reference to another meme, since originality is no longer an option. There is no other way to induce relatability, create enjoyment, accentuate collective interest, or invoke laughter with a memetic PNG file.

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# My fiancée likes to torture villagers, should I call off the engagement?

Sometimes I hear her cackling with glee in the middle of the night as she builds new devices, roller coasters ending in the pits of hell and drowning halls, towering fortresses built to sent villagers plummeting to their doom. It all started as a joke, I thought it was just something to pass the time too. Now it's gotten worse- she sends me pictures of her maniacal blueprints and villagers running for their lives from fireballs and zombies.

She built a whole village in the nether once and forced me to live there for a week, watching villagers scuttle and scamper in abandoned ruins across the flaming bedrock ceiling. Worse still, there are actual torture devices set up to immolate them alive, (there's something called "The Heart" which births villagers into a firing squad, she likes to press the fireball button repeatedly and watch them run for their lives, screams cut short as they wither away in a blaze of terror.)

I've tried to talk to her about it, but she insists it's perfectly ethical and that villagers don't deserve rights if they only exist for 15 seconds between conception and death. I've been having a few nightmares recently, I wake up in the middle of the night sweating bullets, thinking about the tortured "haaaAHH"s emanating from the rusting buildings next door. I swear sometimes I see the ghostly outlines of their bodies wafting around town. Ash outlines on the floor where they burned alive.

I don't want to break up with her, I love her too much to imagine living a life without her in it. But should I fear for our future when her idea of romance is building me villager torture machines for our 3rd anniversary? I don't want to be second to the villagers for our entire marriage. I don't want to be married to a psychopath. Please help me.

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It's been so long

Since I last have seen my son

Lost to this monster

To the man behind the concert

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(From r/offmychest)

4 months ago, my wife and I decided to get a rabbit. He's a big black lop called Theodore. Things were fine at first, and I did like him. There were no issues. But, as time has elapsed, I've tentatively been observing a certain dynamic that this rabbit has brought to our household.

Whenever I come home from work, my wife is with Theodore; when I wake up, my wife is with Theodore. She spends at least an hour with this bunny every day. She does everything for him. This isn't just a normal 'friendship' thing. And I'll just admit it: I am fucking jealous. I guess she sees something in Theodore? Oh, and the rabbit is male, so, yeah, that does make it worse.

I don't care if it sounds stupid. I would never say this to anyone in real life. But this is how I feel. I haven't broached the topic to her. I'm just quietly stewing over this. I should have never got that rabbit, because it seems like he's literally stealing my own wife away from me. Yes, I'm aware they probably aren't doing anything sexual. But the precedent just annoys me and makes me feel insecure.

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I'm so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcat bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes", "y'all", "big mood", "cancelled" or "this is a bop", I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour my white olive oil onto her contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplatisized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderallto pass exams. IM SO. Fucking. Horny

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*thrusts me against table* “sorry mommy I’ve been a bad little boy don’t punish me 🥺” *smacks ass* “ ouhhhh THAT HURTS MOMMY” *sticks hands between legs and viciously strokes my cock* “hmmmm that feels good 🥴” *Squeezes balls firmly* “NO MOMMY NOT THERE” *bursts ball sack*

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You ask her to come over. She does and immediately says she's got something wrong with her car and asks if you can help. You don't know much but because you're a nice fella you agree. Fast forward to you holding your phone, flashlight on in the brisk cold. You shiver and the light moves. She was trying to break free a stubborn bolt and because her light was interfered, her hand slips and cracks open a knuckle. She curses you out in every way imaginable, tells you you're worthless, that she's questioning even asking for your help. You, grinning from ear to ear while being chewed out sends her into a look of confusion. She asks why you're smiling. You while looking up at her softly say "this is exactly what I've always wanted, daddy".

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Oh boy. More CGI nonsense for mentally underdeveloped manchildren. Wonderful.

The MCU films have become an endless and risk-free pack of Taco Bell mild sauce that is slowly dumbing down moviegoers and re-calibrating what a blockbuster film can be.

Disney is a black hole swallowing everything in its path until it is the only universe we have left. I bet you dollars to donuts no one here saw Silence or The Nice Guys in theaters but borrowed their dad's Subaru so you could see Ant-Man and the Wasp opening weekend.

I come from a generation where a creative "face-swapping" blockbuster film with $100M+ budget and an R-Rating from a foreign director could get a prime wide release date and make money. Now because of infantile consoomers who routinely get excited to pay for toy commercials with DoD propaganda, budgets are being slashed, young filmmakers are selling out, legends are relegated to streaming, and less people are getting laid.

To be clear, if you’re a grown adult and you're genuinely excited for a fringe piece of shit superhero movie like "Spider-Man: We Brought Back the Gambling Addict Who Dates Women Half His Age", you're a goddamn useless dork.

The MCU is crack for dumb people. They got you strung out and morons just blindly line up saying “the last couple MCU flicks have been lame, but I’ve seen all 47 of them to this point so I better watch Man-Ant vs The Gobots vs Dr Doom!”

McDonalds is quick, easy, cheap, and completely average in every way. Sure, from time to time it hits the spot but I usually end up feeling like shit and my ass leaks for 24 hours. It’s more work, more of a challenge, and sometimes can be disappointing but I’d much prefer to seek out a unique burger joint that at least will try to offer their own spin on things. I’m not 100% sure what I’ll get but it might be something interesting. Now everything is built on franchise recognition and familiarity and more and more people are conceding everyday - which puts my ability to go to my kind of restaurant at risk. Companies follow the money and may offer the occasional artisan option - but if it ain’t, selling it’ll be replaced something easier to sell. Hell, these lazy morons don’t even dine out anymore - they sit on their couch and have their compressed, shitty, and inoffensive content delivered directly to their homes.

Happy Meal fucks who justify watching a decade of toy commercials and hand every nickel to corporations who call movies “content” not realizing they’re setting the rest of us up are the worst.

Watch what you want, but when I can’t see something like C'mon C'mon or Memoria or Licorice Pizza on a big screen because the theaters have got 16 screens all playing Hawkeye vs Han Solo, I’m blaming you.

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Oh fuck no it doesn’t. A dick is the most inappropriate, the most “i have my own fucking brain” organ you could imagine. This asshole decides to get all jumpy and tough out of absolutely nowhere, gets hard in the morning even if you were dreaming of something completely irrelevant and whenever you TRULY need it, it becomes a fucking Haribo Jelly which got anesthetized by 6 doctors so you find yourself desperately trying to convince your productive organ to “wake the fuck up” in the bathroom in the middle of urgency. Im sure the opposite sex has their own challenges and hell, even worse due to the period cramps and all that but if you really don’t want to constantly question the behavorial pattern of a fucking organ, penis aint for you.

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# As a chef, it’s an insult to hear “air fryers are as good as frying”. Air fryers are fucking bullshit scams and are just convection ovens with an extra fan added.

Seriously, pan searing or regular baking will always be better. I swear to shit Jared if I hear you compare fried chicken to air fried chicken one more time I’m gonna smack the gob out of you.

Edit: I’m in danger, I never realized how deep the air fryer fandom goes. I will die on this hill

Edit2: I’ll never stop upvoting and loving you all but… but I’m just gonna go cry about something totally different..

Edit3: i think id be a lot less upset if it was called an “extra air oven” as its a convection oven with extra fans.

Edit4: if I had a dollar for every comment “you clearly don’t own an air fryer” I’d be able to put it towards a new toaster oven.

Edit5: the chances of getting doxxed over kitchen appliances isn’t high.. but never zero.

Edit6: apparently air fryers are taking my job? Sorry boys and girls, no more foi gras for the rich.

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New mobile games are the best because they got tiddies in them. Now, I know what you're thinking, but hear me out. Tiddies enhance the in game experience because during a boring grind, you can always brighten your mood by looking at the *jaw dropping* **MASSIVE** racks these women are packing. Like god damn I don't even know how they stand up or don't moan from the horrific back pain but wow. If I ever receive the death sentence irl (In Real Life for you normies), I want to die from being smashed and suffocated by a 10,000 year old anime girl's **MASSIVE** honkers.

Also, these characters are very cute. Like, even if they're men, I just want to be *vored* so badly by them. I want to feel their **TIGHT** ass juices circulate around me like the 13 phantoms in Minecraft after 30 days of me not sleeping.

Finally, the feet. Baby, I just wanna get *crushed* and **DOMINATED** by these beautiful anime chicks in a lot of these mobile games. Sometimes, I have to rate the game 4 stars instead of 5 just because the chicks feet are *soooo* distracting. Like, did they even have a QA team? The actual gameplay is unplayable because of how distracting the feet are. On the rare occasion there's a raw foot flash in the game I'm playing, I might accidentally drop my phone and crack the screen because I immediately start *drooling* and come up with fantasies where I can *lick* and suck the toes like little piggies of the anime chicks all I want. I wish I could do that in real life so bad.

In conclusion, mobile games are better because of the abundance of feet, tiddies, and the fantasy of voring. Just thinking about it makes me go wild!

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Day 16 of No Nut November. My brethren, I have lost today I could not control the urges. I have lost the war. They were to powerful to endure. I could not hold my nut in any longer and I was a slave to my desires. I don’t know what to do with life anymore. It feels as if I have lost everything. How do I keep going forward when I busted all over my new PS5 controller? I’m feeling down down bad. It all feels pointless since I have failed. What do I even do now? I wanted to quit so bad.

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In 2015 I was bedding this one girl who was 19 years of age, she lived with her mother and Grandmother, me and her both slept in the same bed together and in the dark things get a bit steamy, as I’m spooning her the heat from her soft ass sets off my arousal goes through the roof, I decide I’ll go under the blankets and go down on her ass, I’ve always been into ass, but never buried my face in it.

I go down and start to smell it, it was clean but very pungent, the smell was intoxicating and enticing, it smelled savory, cheesy and musky, just the stench of a pretty blond girl, just inhaling her anal pheromones got me so excited, I decided to give a taste, the taste was similar to salty butter and bacon grease with the after taste of sugary mac n’ cheese. I tongue 3 inches inside her asshole and experience a coppery and cheesy taste, feeling her adjust and making moaning sounds made me go crazy. I slip the tip of my Alaskan Bull worm inside and it felt amazing, it was slightly greasy, very very warm and tight, I went a bit further and she gasped and jolted away telling me it was starting to hurt, her butt was too tight to go further, so I push it in further and decide to rub one out as I’m 3 inches in, it literally took me 7 seconds before I let loose in her guts, her telling me she could feel it shooting deep inside her and it feeling very good made me shoot more and more, she even backed her ass closer to me inserting it more and we laid there snuggling with it inside her butt for 5 minutes before I pulled out and pulled her shorts up.

One of the best experiences with a girly booty, it honestly beats vaginal by miles.

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Literally the best thing I have ever purchased on Amazon. All other sweatpants are for peasants and terrorists. My girlfriend made me order her the XS version 30 seconds after I put these on for the first time because she is a soul sucking harpy who was deeply disturbed by the look of unbridled joy on my face and had to ruin the moment. Maybe don’t wear these if you live that commando life because I’m just not sure what would result from direct taint on sheepskin interactions over time. I didn’t get the jogger version but the cut on the normal one isn’t baggy at all and is perfect for wearing to church, black history museums, and Lebanese delis.

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Ok look, there are around 42 Million kangaroos in Australia and about 3.4 Million people in Uruguay.

If all the kangaroos decided to invade Uruguay, every uruguayan would have to fight at least 12.3 Kangaroos

So, do you think you could fight 12.3 Kangaroos?

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Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the Murder Drones robots so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to youtube I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of them online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Uzi. I'm sick of waking up every morning with 9 nuts in my toaster and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of V's ropussy. I want him to have my mutant robot/human babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with my step brother. I gave him VR glasses, dyed him skin white and hair silver and gave him massive sharp wings and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my computer. I might not ever get to see the drones again.

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In Frogans stream with my Dorito queen,
can i get health advice.

She's dressed like nacho cheese,
and she'll eat cat treats,
for an affordable gifted sub price.

SAY IT AINT SO,
I WILL NOT GO,
TURN THE STREAM ON,
EAT DORITO

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< Hello Kitty Online

[Anonymous user] - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Hello, I am a 45-year-old man who has not left the house since March of last year. This game has given me a lot of good times, especially when 4-year-old girls who are trying to enjoy themselves talk to you. I have 5 girlfriends in the game and I have sex with all of them. Just seeing the little icon in the game makes me feel like whoever manages to lower my dick will be proclaimed King Arthur. I really recommend it. Sometimes the game crashes because I get stuck and it ruins my experience. I reached level 138 but it got so hard that I accidentally threw the laptop through the window with my penis and my game broke. I have lost more than 10,000 hours in this game, I have not become anything in my life, but every time I play I forget my basic needs. I have chronic depression and I'm extremely lonely, I need someone in my life, my parents have abandoned me, I live in squatter houses and I steal Wi-Fi from wherever I can. I have not had a shower for more than three months and sweat shells are forming on my skin. I will probably die a miserable nobody, but I keep playing this wonderful game and imagining sex with girls between the ages of 4 and 7. Thank you.

This game totally deserves 5 stars :)

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The super idol 的笑容都没你的甜 guy is the best thing that has blessed the earth. He is so masculine and cute his smile is so bright it could make a second sun. His skin is as soft and smooth as silk. He is the example of a perfect human and his smile will light up your day! He went from rags to riches and is like the Chinese BTS but better haha get rekt nerds. He is so hot that girls and guys would pay good money to meet him. His haircut is so good it will become the number one best haircut on earth. He could enter 42069 different beauty contests at the same time and win all of them. He can bench press 69420 tons and stretch his muscles over 420 miles. He is like an anime protagonist on steroids. He is the human embodiment of sexiness and can obtain a male harem at will. He is so flawless that he makes males attracted to him on sight, and makes women forget other men could possibly exist, making them all yandere. He could govern and rule all countries simultaneously. The morale of his song is beautiful, as it teaches everyone something new! The song has a good moral and combined with the sexiness of the super idol man, it is easy to see why this meme has exploded in popularity.

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I DO NOT want to have sex with my mom, I do not want to have any sort of relationship with my mother that is not strictly a matriarchal type admiring of her. How dare you insinuate that. I am a perfectly well-adjusted individual who has never had a sexually-deviant thought about either of my parents or my family members. It is extremely immature of you to even suggest that I would want to do anything like that with anyone but a significant other. In fact, it says more about you than me that you said that. Maybe, just maybe, you want to fuck your parent.

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