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So true
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So here's the thing. Men will not become passé only because more and more women are lesbians. You'd think that men would eventually become the unnecessary and unwanted part of a society that relies on alternative forms of impregnation, instead of the classic penis in a vagina.
In this moment in time, women still enjoy the occasional penis in their vaginas or anuses but we see that there is a steady shift towards same-sex relationships. However, the same is true for men, as they seem to shift significantly in the direction of offering their own anuses to other men. This is the premise, the current state of things and there is no reason to think it would change in the future.
But here is the catch.
As women entertain themselves in intercourse among themselves, evolution dictates that the pelvic grinding and stimulation performed by generations of lesbians will lead to a slow but evident increase of the clitoris' size, eventually reaching the dimensions of a small erect penis.
At the same time, men, who are already enjoying stuffing their anuses with medium and large penises, will experience the opposite phenomenon. The narrow and unlubricated passage that is the human anus will encourage a tightening and shrinking of the penis, most probably to the size of a lipstick: tightening, for a smoother insertion; shrinking, for easier control.
We're heading into undiscovered territory, in which the human clitoris is now comparable in size of the human penis. You will agree that the most plausible theory is that the penis will temporarily lose its attraction. The male penis will only be accompanied by the anus, whereas the clitoris, of the same size and shape, will come packed with both anus and vagina, for more entertainment. Women will look for women, men will look for both.
But we are forgetting about an amazing feature of the male human body that will tip the scales over to men again and restore the balance. It is the unassuming ballsack. As men get rejected by women for intercourse, they will rely on each other's, now perfectly fitting and compatible, anuses. And much like how evolution engineered a stronger and firmer clitoris, the ballsack will be subjected to a similar fate.
The hanging nature of the ballsack will subject it to repeated blunt trauma against the buttocks of one's lover. This will transform the sack to a coriaceous, leathery shell, harder and harder with the passing generations. The balls will grow bigger and bigger, surpassing the penis in both size and firmness. There will one day be a generation of men who understand this new power that evolution has granted them and will use it to their advantage. One day, a man will insert his stiff ballsack into a woman's vagina. And everything will be different.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/quzk3a
In this moment in time, women still enjoy the occasional penis in their vaginas or anuses but we see that there is a steady shift towards same-sex relationships. However, the same is true for men, as they seem to shift significantly in the direction of offering their own anuses to other men. This is the premise, the current state of things and there is no reason to think it would change in the future.
But here is the catch.
As women entertain themselves in intercourse among themselves, evolution dictates that the pelvic grinding and stimulation performed by generations of lesbians will lead to a slow but evident increase of the clitoris' size, eventually reaching the dimensions of a small erect penis.
At the same time, men, who are already enjoying stuffing their anuses with medium and large penises, will experience the opposite phenomenon. The narrow and unlubricated passage that is the human anus will encourage a tightening and shrinking of the penis, most probably to the size of a lipstick: tightening, for a smoother insertion; shrinking, for easier control.
We're heading into undiscovered territory, in which the human clitoris is now comparable in size of the human penis. You will agree that the most plausible theory is that the penis will temporarily lose its attraction. The male penis will only be accompanied by the anus, whereas the clitoris, of the same size and shape, will come packed with both anus and vagina, for more entertainment. Women will look for women, men will look for both.
But we are forgetting about an amazing feature of the male human body that will tip the scales over to men again and restore the balance. It is the unassuming ballsack. As men get rejected by women for intercourse, they will rely on each other's, now perfectly fitting and compatible, anuses. And much like how evolution engineered a stronger and firmer clitoris, the ballsack will be subjected to a similar fate.
The hanging nature of the ballsack will subject it to repeated blunt trauma against the buttocks of one's lover. This will transform the sack to a coriaceous, leathery shell, harder and harder with the passing generations. The balls will grow bigger and bigger, surpassing the penis in both size and firmness. There will one day be a generation of men who understand this new power that evolution has granted them and will use it to their advantage. One day, a man will insert his stiff ballsack into a woman's vagina. And everything will be different.
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Actual review of Call of Duty: Vanguard
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Call of Duty Wokeguard
Not even 30 minutes in and we have teachings about racism and „male egos“. The game is set in an alternate history setting just to have an excuse to promote writers/studio's/whichever's agenda. That's the truth. You can believe whatever you want, but this here is the truth.
You have a “powerful female character” who in first mission climbs wagons like she’s Ezio Auditore da Firenze. She will often imitate Spider-man or better say Spider-woman by climbing via bricks. Then you have a “powerful black character” who gives orders to his fellow masters and imperialists Britons (fun fact: black british soldiers were payed less than their white counterparts and let alone that they gave orders to ones). Of course he becomes the main man of the team. After all we are still blackwashing. While in cutscenes you’ll often hear latent remarks on racism and “men bad”.
They even introduced (via video) operators which include an ex-Japanese soldier fightning against the Japanese (?), a Japanese-American fightning against the Japanese (poor Japanese), some “powerful black females”, and of course a lesbian (I don’t know if it really is one, but she has short hair – enough for me). I forgot – there is another “powerful female character” from India fighting on the side of the British Empire against the Imperialism by killing Germans. Not one continent missed. Nice. Thumbs up.
I could go on and on but I will stop. As if this wasn’t enough of a reason for a refund, you have historical innacuracies that have no connections with game’s alternate history setting. One example are Sturmgewehers 44 (STG44) in 1942’s Stalingrad. The number “44” in Strumgewehr’s name means that it was introduced to general use in 1944 and the battle of Stalingrad took place from 1942 to 1943.
So to end this excellence of a review I’m just gonna say - please, save your money, if you want to play a real World War II game not riddled with modern day identity politics go buy Hell Let Loose and leave this historical relativisation to rot like the trash it is.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/quyjoe
Not even 30 minutes in and we have teachings about racism and „male egos“. The game is set in an alternate history setting just to have an excuse to promote writers/studio's/whichever's agenda. That's the truth. You can believe whatever you want, but this here is the truth.
You have a “powerful female character” who in first mission climbs wagons like she’s Ezio Auditore da Firenze. She will often imitate Spider-man or better say Spider-woman by climbing via bricks. Then you have a “powerful black character” who gives orders to his fellow masters and imperialists Britons (fun fact: black british soldiers were payed less than their white counterparts and let alone that they gave orders to ones). Of course he becomes the main man of the team. After all we are still blackwashing. While in cutscenes you’ll often hear latent remarks on racism and “men bad”.
They even introduced (via video) operators which include an ex-Japanese soldier fightning against the Japanese (?), a Japanese-American fightning against the Japanese (poor Japanese), some “powerful black females”, and of course a lesbian (I don’t know if it really is one, but she has short hair – enough for me). I forgot – there is another “powerful female character” from India fighting on the side of the British Empire against the Imperialism by killing Germans. Not one continent missed. Nice. Thumbs up.
I could go on and on but I will stop. As if this wasn’t enough of a reason for a refund, you have historical innacuracies that have no connections with game’s alternate history setting. One example are Sturmgewehers 44 (STG44) in 1942’s Stalingrad. The number “44” in Strumgewehr’s name means that it was introduced to general use in 1944 and the battle of Stalingrad took place from 1942 to 1943.
So to end this excellence of a review I’m just gonna say - please, save your money, if you want to play a real World War II game not riddled with modern day identity politics go buy Hell Let Loose and leave this historical relativisation to rot like the trash it is.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/quyjoe
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Found on r/FuckNestle
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Every fucking time I pass by the kitchen I can’t resist but stick my dick in the nesquik cereal box. It doesn’t matter if the cereal hurts my tip, I thrust it in as fast as I can. I don’t care if my grandma cries for me to stop, I can’t resist looking at his goddamn face; yeah, that’s right, the Nesquik bunny’s face. As I masturbate in chocolate cereal balls I imagine the Nesquik bunny begging me to destroy his ass, and then ejaculating chocolate milk all over my face
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A reply after someone took a screenshot of their NFT
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Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think you can get away with theft when you're showing what you stole from me directly to my face. My lawyers will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.
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Put a finger down challenge
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Put 1️⃣ Finger 👆 down ⬇️ if ☝️ you 😊 wanna Finger 👆 Me 🤣 Put 1️⃣ Finger 👆 down ⬇️ if ☝️ you 😊 wanna Fuck 🍆 Me😘 Put 1️⃣ Finger 👆 down ⬇️ if ☝️ you 😊 can 🥺 squirt 🐿 Put 1️⃣ Finger 👆 down ⬇️ if ☝️ you 😊 can 🥺 queef 💨 in😁 my 😍 face🤣 and🥰 finally🎬 Put 1️⃣ Finger 👆 down ⬇️ if ☝️ you 😊 wanna marry 💍 me🤣
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NFTs
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Despite cock and ball pics making up only 13% of NFTs, 100% of people agree NFTs are stupid.
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Yeah, I’m HOMOPHOBIC!
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Yeah, I’m HOMOPHOBIC!
H: i hate gay people
O: i hate gay people
M: i hate gay people
O: i hate gay people
P: i hate gay people
H: i hate gay people
O: i hate gay people
B: i hate gay people
I: i hate gay people
C: i hate gay people
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H: i hate gay people
O: i hate gay people
M: i hate gay people
O: i hate gay people
P: i hate gay people
H: i hate gay people
O: i hate gay people
B: i hate gay people
I: i hate gay people
C: i hate gay people
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Does anybody know how to clean blood and shit out of a skirt?
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Hello Reddit, due to an (entirely heterosexual) encounter with a dildo and a skirt, I have shit myself and cannot get it out of the carpet and the skirt.
Basically, I bought a 15-inch red silicone t rex bad dragon dildo (for one of my many girlfriends not me I’m not gay) but when I was taking it out I fell over wierdly and it slid all 15 inches deep into my ass while wearing thigh highs and a skirt while jerking off with a gag in my mouth. But it went too deep and it made me have sudden explosive diarrhoea, and I guess the dildo must have punctured something cause there was a lot of blood in it, and then I got shocked so I pissed myself right as I came (accidentally), so now there’s piss shit blood and cum in the carpet and all over the thigh highs and the skirt and stuff and my parents are coming around tomorrow and I can’t get it out and there’s so much shit everywhere and my apartment has this vomit-inducing smell like someone died help what do I do?
Source: https://old.reddit.com/quqijx
Basically, I bought a 15-inch red silicone t rex bad dragon dildo (for one of my many girlfriends not me I’m not gay) but when I was taking it out I fell over wierdly and it slid all 15 inches deep into my ass while wearing thigh highs and a skirt while jerking off with a gag in my mouth. But it went too deep and it made me have sudden explosive diarrhoea, and I guess the dildo must have punctured something cause there was a lot of blood in it, and then I got shocked so I pissed myself right as I came (accidentally), so now there’s piss shit blood and cum in the carpet and all over the thigh highs and the skirt and stuff and my parents are coming around tomorrow and I can’t get it out and there’s so much shit everywhere and my apartment has this vomit-inducing smell like someone died help what do I do?
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You will never be Korean
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You will never be Korean. You have no ancestry, you have no citizenship, you have no skills that would make Korea ever want you. You are a shut-in self-hating white girl twisted by delusions of mythical Korean superiority and exposure to Korean media into a disgusting mockery of nature’s perfection. All 'validation' you get from other people in this position couldn't be worse in making you believe that spending years of your life learning a globally useless language to a first-grader's level was a worthwhile use of your time, but one can't expect that an individual as pathetic as you will ever know the value of the youth you threw away in doing that. Actual Koreans are utterly repulsed by you.
Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed natives to identify frauds from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if your written text of self-hatred and attention begging akin to a stray dog's somehow passes as normal (it won't), any Korean person will immediately cut all ties when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is not only a basic Korean speaker at best, but worth no more than garbage in skills, accomplishments, and likeability. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile and laugh to yourself believing that watching a content creator that you understand 20% of at best is somehow superior than watching your own kind, as you project your disgusting traits onto your entire kind.
However, deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, and you know that. You know that all you do now is have an entirely new linguistic medium in which to be ignored, and not even the exotic trait of being foreign makes up for just how uninteresting of a person you are. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Western woman is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Caucasian. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. Hate yourself and apologize for being white to some Korean entity that exists only in your mind while actual Korean people put in effort to learn English for the valid reason of it being the global language
Source: https://old.reddit.com/qupmtx
Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed natives to identify frauds from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if your written text of self-hatred and attention begging akin to a stray dog's somehow passes as normal (it won't), any Korean person will immediately cut all ties when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is not only a basic Korean speaker at best, but worth no more than garbage in skills, accomplishments, and likeability. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile and laugh to yourself believing that watching a content creator that you understand 20% of at best is somehow superior than watching your own kind, as you project your disgusting traits onto your entire kind.
However, deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, and you know that. You know that all you do now is have an entirely new linguistic medium in which to be ignored, and not even the exotic trait of being foreign makes up for just how uninteresting of a person you are. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Western woman is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Caucasian. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. Hate yourself and apologize for being white to some Korean entity that exists only in your mind while actual Korean people put in effort to learn English for the valid reason of it being the global language
Source: https://old.reddit.com/qupmtx
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welcome😁to😳the😌underground👇
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welcome😁to😳the😌underground👇how👺are😁your🙄ballz🥚if🙂you😅wanna🥺look👀around🫓GIVE👹US YOUR👺BALLZ👹
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Being a hentai actress must be so weird
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Being a hentai actress must be so weird. Imagine this: you’re in a soundproof room pleasurably screaming into an 800,000¥ microphone about how much you love old man dick at 10:47 AM on a Tuesday in October while your 45-year-old boss oversees you through a glass window from the other room. You eventually look up after 2 hours of practicing your unnaturally high-pitched moans and see him give you a big thumbs up as you pretend to have an orgasm.
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Dude, I own this NFT.
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Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think you can get away with theft when you’re showing what you stole from me directly to my face. My lawyers will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.
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r/FuckNestle users be like
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The ceo of nestle trembles. The redditors won’t stop. From their cold damp basements below their mothers house, they post anti nestle memes. Every meme that’s posted makes nestle stocks drop, and each time the ceo trembles in fear. Larry, a 553 pound Reddit user, makes an anti nestle meme. He hovers his mouse over the submit post button. The ceo of nestle sweats. Larry clicks the button, and the meme is submitted. Upon the submission of this meme, nestle takes a hit. Nestle stocks plummet down until they hit rock bottom. The nestle ceo is screaming and crying in fear. As tears form in his eyes he prays to god. He prays he’ll get through this. But it’s too late. The meme gets reposted everywhere on social media, and is soon printed into flyers that are posted everywhere. Nestle stocks hit the negatives. The ceo is billions of dollars in debt. Nestle as a whole collapses. This results in the loss of millions of jobs. Nestle is no more. Larry, from his basement, wipes the Mountain Dew off his face and laughs. As he tosses the 2 liter bottle into a pile of thousands of soda bottles, he laughs more. He has single-handedly brought down a multi billion dollar company. His mom brings down a pile of hot pockets which he devours. Victory is finally his.
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My Husband Preferred Shrek to Sex on our Honeymoon
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My sex drive isn't super high, but I expected some sex on my honeymoon. After all, we had just gotten married. But no, instead my husband wanted to watch Shrek playing on the cheap, old motel television. He kept trying to get me to watch it even though we had it on DVD and saw it tons of times already.
I knew then for sure that I should not have married him. Emotionally immature is an understatement. My cousin was more mature than him when he was 8 years old. Not to mention he has a sex addiction (foot fetish) even though he claims he has erectile dysfunction due to diabetes. At least the sex addiction mostly went away and he no longer steals women's shoes. Ugh. This is nasty.
Source: https://old.reddit.com/quj7jo
I knew then for sure that I should not have married him. Emotionally immature is an understatement. My cousin was more mature than him when he was 8 years old. Not to mention he has a sex addiction (foot fetish) even though he claims he has erectile dysfunction due to diabetes. At least the sex addiction mostly went away and he no longer steals women's shoes. Ugh. This is nasty.
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This does not change the fact that in Antarctica there are 21 million penguins and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins.
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response to a popcorn emoji
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Oh yeah, keep on eating your popcorn. I hope you fucking choke and die half way eating it, i never want to see you online again. Go elsewhere, bitch.
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NFT theft
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Dude I own this NFT. Do you really think you can get away with theft when you're showing what you stole from me directly to my face. My lawyers will make an easy job of this case. Prepare to say goodbye to your luscious life and start preparing for the streets. I will ruin you.
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I just screenshotted your NFT.
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I just screenshotted your NFT.
You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:
FAQ:
Why did you screenshot my NFT?
I'm not going to tell you.
Did you screenshot anybody else's NFTs?
You could say I am screenshotting everybody's NFTs, but in the case I am telling you that I screenshotted your NFT.
How are you screenshotting my NFTs?
I screenshot when you post them on your profile.
What are you planning to do with my NFTs?
Have them all.
What do I do about you screenshotting my NFTs?
There's nothing you can do.
When are you going to stop screenshotting my NFTs?
You cannot escape me.
Do I call the police?
No. The authorities will not help you.
What are the consequences of you screenshotting my NFTs?
Be aware.
What if I am ok with you screenshotting my NFTs?
I will make sure you’re not.
If there are any more questions then please consult your NFT wallet by directly speaking to it.
Summary:
I am screenshotting your NFTs.
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You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:
FAQ:
Why did you screenshot my NFT?
I'm not going to tell you.
Did you screenshot anybody else's NFTs?
You could say I am screenshotting everybody's NFTs, but in the case I am telling you that I screenshotted your NFT.
How are you screenshotting my NFTs?
I screenshot when you post them on your profile.
What are you planning to do with my NFTs?
Have them all.
What do I do about you screenshotting my NFTs?
There's nothing you can do.
When are you going to stop screenshotting my NFTs?
You cannot escape me.
Do I call the police?
No. The authorities will not help you.
What are the consequences of you screenshotting my NFTs?
Be aware.
What if I am ok with you screenshotting my NFTs?
I will make sure you’re not.
If there are any more questions then please consult your NFT wallet by directly speaking to it.
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I am screenshotting your NFTs.
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TAP THE BANNER BELOW TO UNLOCK A NEW LISTENING EXPERIENCE HAHAHAHAHHAA
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When you step into a premium plan, you're unlocking a better listening experience. Premium means unlimited skips, even on mobile! Plus, with offline listening, you can take your music wherever you go! Play any song, on demand, on any device. And, get all your music ad-free! Welcome to a new way to listen. Upgrade to premium to get one month free. Tap the banner to learn more.
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STOP SCREENSHOTTING MY NFTS
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You think it’s funny to take screenshots of people's NFTs, huh? Property theft is a joke to you? Are you 5? I’ll have you know that the blockchain doesn’t lie. I own it. Even if you save it, it’s my property and I do not give you permission to own or use it in any way. Stop screenshotting my NFTs. You are just mad that you don’t own the art that I own. Delete that screenshot now before I take legal action. The art that I own is not your art and if you want it then you have to buy it and possess it before taking screenshots and doing whatever you want with it. The NFT that I own costed me money so you are also stealing something which is worth money and this is fraud. Whoever raised you should've taught you that you shouldn't steal something that you don't own so stop doing it before you get thrown in jail and have your life torn apart. This doesn't apply to the NFTs that I own but to other people's NFTs too. Buy your own NFTs and stop thinking it's funny to take screenshots of people's NFTs just because you like the art without even paying for it. I'll have you know that I can easily find out who screenshotted my NFTs so don't even try to hide it from me or anyone else that put their hard earned money into a piece of art they want to own without random people stealing it. I hope that you've learned your lesson and will start paying for the things you want to be more responsible and mature for your age. Ridiculous.
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