Yeah I'm HOMOPHOBIC

H-hate women

O-obviously racist too

M-mmmmkay add some transphobia in there too

O-okay, let's get facist but not toooooo much okay?

P-Penis H-hello, i have am become radical

O-oh no snowflake what are you gonna do about it?

B-Bitch? Me? You're a bitchy snowflake hahaha

I-I think I am depressed.

C-I have changed my ways. I no longer wish to discriminate against any person. It is not my business to control who or what they like or are. I realize my faults, and hope I am accepted back as a member of this community. I sincerely apologize to all the people I've hurt..

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I CANNOT STOP OPENING WITH THE QUEEN'S GAMBIT. I LOVE IT SO MUCH. WHEN THAT PAWN MOVES TO D4 I SHAKE IN PLEASURE, AND WHEN BLACK MOVES THEIR PAWN TO D5 I FEEL THE FEELING OF 1000 CLIMAXES. I MOVE A PAWN TO C4 QUIVERING IN ANTICIPATION AND THEN, AS IT WAS PLANNED, THE ENEMY TAKES MY C4 PAWN. I SCREAM AND MOAN IN PLEASURE AS I COVER THE INSIDE OF MY PANTS WITH MY CUM. I MOVE MY PAWN TO B3 AND IT GETS CAPTURED I MOAN AND BANG THE TABLE AS I SLOWLY CAPTURE THEIR PAWN, TAKEN COMPLETE CONTROL OVER THE MIDDLE OF THE BOARD, AND PASS OUT CUDDLING MY OPPONENT, PANTS DRENCHED IN SEMEN.

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I'm not sure if I count as "woke" as I'm 1, not sure what the criteria is, and 2, don't think it's something you can proclaim yourself to be. I think it's supposed to be a compliment to socially/globally conscious people but I only have a very vague and general sense of what it means.

That said, I do check a few other of the listed boxes. I'm a feminist, a supporter of democratic socialism (which I guess technically builds on ideas coined by Marx) and I am definitely what they would describe as a "soyboy" being a more sensitive individual, with a fair number of traditionally feminine hobbies/interests, and indeed I use soymilk instead of dairy. Incidentally while not Jewish myself, I've had many friends and loved ones who were, and I've always kept track of the jewish holidays so that I could wish them a happy one if not outright celebrate it with them.

If any or all of these things makes the woman-hating, murderer-worshipping, rapist-wannabe, toxic fuckhead cultists hate me, then that just makes me all the prouder to be any and all of those things.

But, that's just me. I don't speak for all of the IncelTear community.

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Yesterday I was rimming my girlfriend and she came so hard she farted in my mouth.

I didn't really care but she freaked out. I mean I kinda involuntarily gagged because of the air but I wasn't bothered. Like I was eating her ass right after she did a 6 mile run, I don't care about too much.

Now she ghosted me. She went home and will not answer my calls or texts.

What should I do?

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Enough, I cant take it anymore. You... you don't know how much children I've lost to this woman. Three days straight, It's numb. I cant feel my lap anymore. This woman, is probably the reason I will never touch a real life female in my life. My friends try to stop me, how can they even pay for my therapy? No, No one compares to her beauty. My friends try to introduce me to new women like Mommy Mearest. But Mommy Mearest is ugly, so I try to go off on Sarvente. But she be lookin like an ice cream sandwich (still smash tho). Boyfriends cute and all, but I'm not gay (again would still smash 🥱). And then theirs sky, we don't talk about her (SIKE! STILL SMASH 😂/s). I CANT GO ONE NIGHT WITHOUT ME THINKING OF HER STOMPING ON ME IN MY SLEEP! I EVEN TRIED TO FIND MY OWN WAIFU, BUT THEN YALL SPAMMED NERD EMOJI'S! I cant anymore, and I'm gonna let yall in on a little secret. I'M BEATING MY MEAT AS WE SPEAK! I'M DOWN BA- no I'm more then down bad, I'm DOWN ASTRONOMICALLY! And before yall say she's already taken, BOYFRIEND'S DEAD! HE SLEEP, I PUT THAT BLUE HAIRED BITCH IN A COMA 8 WEEKS AGO. THAT "beep bop skebop" BLUE WEARING MIDGET IS HOSPITALISED!

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Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything–I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.

Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too–big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is.

Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock."

I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, then I've got a real problem.

Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my cock!

What is it with these homos? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me?

Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them.

I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?

It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock. I've even started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife–even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can't seem to stop thinking about.

Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my cock, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop.

I've tried all sorts of things to get them to stop, but it has all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, neck, chest and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes?

I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures–like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that.

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don't care + didn't ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio again + final ratio + stay mad + stay pressed + pedophile + cancelled + done for + mad free + freer than air + rip bozo + slight_smile + cringe again + mad cuz bad + lol + irrelevant + cope + jealous + go ahead whine about it + your problem + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + not okay + glhf + problematic

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No, you’re NOT a gamer

No, you’re NOT a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people that tho k they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.

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Why in the holy fuckie of fuck would you use white curtains what purpose do they serve they barely stop any fucking sunlight and they also are an eyesore to look at when they get even a little bit dirty imagine waking up at 12 in the morning and getting flash banged. Why would you place a fucking mirror right in front of the white fucking curtains won't they just reflect the fucking light right in your face when you wake up now you can't even face the other way because there's a mirror reflecting the exact white curtain light that you were looking away from and do you have wooden flooring wood doesn't do shit look at stuff like stone or the other tile stuff at least it gets cold it's such a big help in the summers you get to lie on something cold. And why is there a light right in the middle of the fucking ceiling it only hampers your viewing experience if you face it while using a device your eyes will dry up and you can't even turn around because the bed is on the wrong side of the room why is the bed right under a window and at an angle where the light from the curtains gets in and it just shoots a beam of light at the place where your head is supposed to be? Why isn't there a device that cools down the room do you plan to dry out the last few drops of water in your body during the summer. And why do you have a pillow the size of your bed what purpose does it serve. Wont it just create problems like neck ace and back ace.

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Oh, so you like leaves huh? A leaf monger? A leaf defender? You look at all that brown and yellow shit on the ground, you say more for me? You know what you are? A schmuck. A dunderhead. A buffoon. A geek. As funny as tripe. Now why don’t you make like a tree, and get out of here. Oh, you thought the punchline to that gag was leaf? Well fuck you, you don’t get any leaves today

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There's something exhilarating about dropping all your gear except a couple of blades, sneaking into a peasant's home during the day, waiting until they go to sleep, and snuffing out their lives in different ways. I like the way they look up at you as their life fades from their eyes. I don't even care about the quests. This shit is tight.

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When are those 2004 girls gonna be added 😈😈

My 48 year old penis is waiting to be ramming into a virgin pussy and ass, I pick her up from high school everyday as her classmates make fun of her for her ‘sugar daddy’ (me) while she claims he’s just an uncle visiting. I bring her to my house and we make love, me and her. I love your tits by the way, I’d love to suckle on them 😘😘😍😍

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They will never understand what its like to be a true social reject, a creep, a weirdo.they will never understand what its like to be Italian. Nobody understands me because i call movies "films". I am literally the joker, nobody understands me

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1. On god Better not get caught lackin’ on god🤫
2. Talk Smack, Get Whacked🤬
3. Do it for the boys🥵
4. Respect the Drip Karen😠
5. Don’t Murc, Just Slay✨
6. Don’t get Caught Lackin’ Pants Down😳
7. Back off my shiii cuz😤
8. Stop the cap🧢
9. Bro’s Before Ho’s😎
10. Don’t fuck with papi’s drip😩

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You think it’s funny to take screenshots of people’s NFTs, huh? You must be a very immature person to steal someone’s property that they PAID for. Yeah, I said it. You’re the kind of person who thinks that property theft (a seriously illegal offence) is a joke. I don’t even know why you took that screenshot, because you didn’t pay 1000 dollars for it. I did. The blockchain doesn’t lie. Even if you try to save it, it’s my property. You’re just angry that you couldn’t afford this priceless masterpiece. Even if you could, your fingers couldn’t even click fast enough to get one of the 10000 NFTs sold. You’re just mad you don’t own what I own.

So, delete that screenshot, or I swear, you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.

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June is when the Steam summer sale is on, you don't think i'm idiotic enough to buy it at full price before seeing gameplay footage or bugs excised, do you? I mean who in this day and age would pre-order a game? We have youtube now, we can see actual gameplay before making a decision, i'm not buying a new game new ever again, I just wait for them to mature inot something stable and buy them cheaply.

I'll wait 6 months, the developer should've demonstrated by then if they care enough to patch the game and the price will have reduced to something more acceptable. It's a win win as I get the patched version and I get a discount for being patient. I've got some other games I want to play like Fallout 4 in the meantime so it's not like i'll just be sat araound waiting for June to come and not playing anything at all.

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admin outburst:

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Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking.

I never wanted to reproduce with anyone as much as I do with Nagatoro. Your perfect, straight body. Its abundant leaves. The fruitful hips of a literal goddess. Honestly, it hurts so fucking much to know that I'm never going to mate her, pass my genes through her, and make her give birth to perfect offspring.

I would do ANYTHING for a chance to get Nagatoro pregnant. ANY. And the fact that I can't is honestly too much to handle. Why would Nanashi create something so perfect? To torment us? Laugh in our faces?

Honestly, bros, I can't do it anymore.

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I’ve seen celebs on Instagram who champion against body shaming, yet repost memes mocking men with small dicks. So we shouldn’t shame obese women but can shame men who have to deal with what they were born with? There’s no dick enlargement surgery yet there’s weight loss surgery. There’s breast enlargement surgery and there’s the opposite.
Especially people like small tits, large tits, tiny bodies and large bodies. The percentage who prefer small dicks and won’t end a relationship because of one is small. Which is understandable, sexual fulfillment can be a big part of relationships. It’s just a shame how open people are about the demeaning of small dicks in an age of “acceptance”
Either accept all body types or allow people to say “I don’t like x on a person” and allow them that opinion. If someone says I’d never date someone with a small dick, a man should be allowed to say he’d never date a fat person.
Just seems like dick shaming is the last publicly okay body shaming and it hurts to see
(Yes I have a tiny dick, start the “okay tiny dick” comments)
Hopefully I don’t come off to incel like, everyone should be allowed their preferences, doesn’t mean we should shame those who we don’t prefer.

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Obama balls. Everybody loves Obama balls. My family loves Obama balls I love Obama balls. I fucking love Obama balls. My son loves Obama balls. My daughter loves Obama balls. My cousin loves Obama balls. My mother loves Obama balls. My father loves Obama balls. My grandmother loves Obama balls. My grandfather loves Obama balls. My great grandmother loves Obama balls. My great grandfather loves Obama balls. My ancestors love Obama balls. Joe Biden loves Obama balls. My brother loves Obama balls. My sister loves Obama balls. My favorite son loves Obama balls. My favorite daughter loves Obama balls. George Bush loves Obama balls. Donald Trump loves Obama balls. Abraham Lincoln loves Obama balls. Drake loves Obama balls. My favorite artists loves Obama balls. My favorite actor loves Obama balls. My favorite actress loves Obama balls. My favorite singer loves Obama balls. My favorite guitarrist loves Obama balls. My favorite game developer loves Obama balls. My favorite game loves Obama balls. My favorite cinematographer loves Obama balls. My favorite movie director loves Obama balls. My favorite movie loves Obama balls. My favorite album loves Obama balls. My favorite song loves Obama balls. My favorite playlist loves Obama balls. My favorite website loves Obama balls. My favorite app loves Obama balls. My favorite browser loves Obama balls. My favorite corporation loves Obama balls. My favorite rapper loves Obama balls. My favorite cartoon loves Obama balls. My favorite TV Show loves Obama balls. My favorite award loves Obama balls. The Oscars love Obama balls. The Grammy's love Obama balls. The Emmy's love Obama balls. The Game Awards love Obama balls. Geoff Keighley loves Obama balls. My favorite YouTuber loves Obama balls. MrBeast loves Obama balls. PewDiePie loves Obama balls. T-Series loves Obama balls. Van Gogh loves Obama balls. Drake loves Obama balls. Travis Scott loves Obama balls. Mozart loves Obama balls. Ludwig Van Beethoven loves Obama balls. My favorite band loves Obama balls. My favorite character loves Obama balls. My local theater loves Obama balls. A live concert loves Obama balls. Ed Sheeran loves Obama balls. Disney loves Obama balls. Warner Brothers loves Obama balls. Warner Sisters loves Obama balls. Hollywood loves Obama balls. Bollywood loves Obama balls. My toy loves Obama balls. My favorite toy brand loves Obama balls. My plushie loves Obama balls. My favorite plushie brand loves Obama balls. All of my toys love Obama balls. All of my plushies loves Obama balls. My clock loves Obama balls. Google loves Obama balls. YouTube loves Obama balls. My shirt loves Obama balls. My girlfriend loves Obama balls. My boyfriend loves Obama balls. My school loves Obama balls. My favorite school loves Obama balls. My teacher loves Obama balls. All of my teachers love Obama balls. My best friend loves Obama balls. My favorite teacher loves Obama balls. All of my friends loves Obama balls. All of my colleagues loves Obama balls. My mirror loves Obama balls. Kanye West loves Obama balls. Mario Judah loves Obama balls. Chris Pratt loves Obama balls. Super Mario loves Obama balls. Spongebob loves Obama balls. Squidward loves Obama balls. Patrick Star loves Obama balls. Super Idol loves Obama balls. John Xina loves Obama balls. Dwayne "The Wok" Johnson loves Obama balls. Reddit loves Obama balls. Big Chungus loves Obama balls. My uncle loves Obama balls. My aunt loves Obama balls. You love Obama balls. Obama himself loves Obama balls.

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Oh MY GOD... I am so IN LOVE with DREAM from MINECRAFT. I watch him every day every time I get a chance. I have a Dream mask that I wear every day, A Dream computer, and I have all of his merch. I just LOVE him so much. When I say LOVE, I mean LOVE. Whenever I see him I get a massive boner and i cant resist but to masturbate multiple times wherever I am at any time of day. Even just seeing the color green gives me those urges. One day my friend was questioning me on my why I was wearing my DREAM MASK on my bed while masturbating and its because I CANT GET OFF MY MATTRESS (its too sticky from all the cum) 📷 📷📷📷📷📷. Oh and I LOVE SHIPPING GeorgeNotFound with Dream, sometimes I pretend I'm George and I'm doing Dream ALL DAY LONG. I also fantasize about me being in a orgy with Dream, GeorgeNotFound, and Sapnap. I have also sent many requests to join the Dream SMP. Little does he know, when he accepts me, I'm gonna install the CUM CLIENT so I can CUM all over the dream team to show my never ending affection for them. Uh-oh... just writing this got me all turned on, gonna go cum 8 times now to relieve myself from these urges.

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